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Hey-oh! I'm 30 and am a certified Massage Therapist. I don't know how much time I'll have for this, but I'm gonna try! I love reading fanfics and have been writing them since I was 14 (you have no idea how many notebooks I have floating around). I am single, livin' on my own with my two cats (getting an early start on the whole "crazy cat lady" thing) and loving the freedom.
I stole this from Clear as Mud, who stole it from Raptor Chick, who apparently stole it from Fire Redhead.
Your real name: Christa
Natural hair color: Siena Brown
Eye color: tri-color (honey, forest green, and a ring of blue-green on the outside).
Skin color: white... well... peach-ish pink... Ah, t'hell with it. I'm Caucasian
Glasses/contacts?: I used to have good eyesight... :-/
Piercings: One in each ear and one in my eyebrow
Tattoos: one on my right shoulder blade and one on my sternum (cleavage tattoo...)
Braces: Used to...
Other distinctive markings: does sarcasm count?
Color: green, blue, black, silver
Band: Metallica, Loreena McKennitt, Meatloaf, Megadeth, ZZ Top, KMFDM, E Nomine, Rammstein, Type O Negative, Prodigy, Ministry, Alice Cooper, Nirvana, etc (so many, so many)
Video game: Old-school Nintendo. Shadowgate and Super Mario 3
Movie: As long as it's sci-fi, generally.
Book: Xanth series, Rachel Morgan series, Harry Potter, manga... Lots of manga
Food: Ice cream
Game on a cell phone: My phone is, strangely enough, used for this thing called "phone calls". If I need entertainment, I read.
CD: Oh hell... Metallica, I guess
Flower: A rose by any other name...
Comic book: manga... Claymore, Hellsing, Black Lagoon
Cereal: That would necessitate me actually waking up... I don't appreciate your humor.
Website: Fanfiction (duh), Facebook, Yahoo, ICanHasCheesburger
Cartoon: Anime. Sailor Moon, DBZ, for others, see manga
Play an instrument?: violin... sorta... not really u.u
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: What about Hulu? Does Hulu count as tv?
Like to sing?: No, but I can pretend.
Have a job?: Massage Therapist for Elements Massage
Have a cell phone?: Didn't we establish this already?
Like to play sports?: HAHAHAHAHA!... Oh, you were serious... sorry
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I currently date NYaxemaster
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Used to live in Australia for almost a year... well over 20 years ago. Does that count?
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Nope
Have any special talents/skills?: Sarcasm
Exercise daily?: Sarcasm?
Like school?: Done with school for now :-D
DO YOU PREFER
Lights on/lights off: On unless I'm trying to sleep...
Body spray/lotion: scented oil
Cash/check: debit card
Pillows/blankets: Both... I need my cocoon of softness
Headache/stomach ache: Headache
Paint/charcoal: Colored pencils
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese. There are more selections that aren't overwhelmingly spicy... ugh
Summer/winter: Fall, definitely
Fog/misty: Misty. Easier to drive in
Rock/rap: Rock. I can't stand rap
Meat/vegetarian: Depends on how much meat is in the vegetarian...
Chocolate/vanilla: Depends on my mood
Cake/pie: Depends on the kind
Ocean/swimming pool: Neither
Wallet/pocket: Wallet. Otherwise I'd keep losing stuff
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: Chaplin. Charming, funny and pretty eyes. Very nice
Pink/purple: Purple. I hate pink...
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Depends on the time of year
Winter break/spring break: Doesn't matter, all of my breaks are 1 week long
Spring/autumn: Fall, definitely
Clouds/clear sky: I love rainy days
Questions/Answers: Answers because they can generate more questions. I love learning
What is your favorite genre of music?: I like everything except Pop, Rap, R&B, and Country (with only a hand full of exceptions)
What time is it now?: 11:30 PM ct
Are you hungry right now?: Nope
What are you doing right now?: Editing this...
Do you like parades?: Ugh... Sarcasm?
Do you like the moon?: yes
What are you going to do when you're done with this?: Write
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: Flying. I hate feeling trapped
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: It comes and goes
Cool?: Not really
Friendly?: Depends on who I'm talking to
Evil?: XD Sometimes
Unforgettable?: Don't I wish
Smart?: There's always someone better than yourself. Words to live by
Talented?: I have things I do well and things I do poorly. The Lord blesseth and the Lord taketh away
Some of my favorite things:
Metal, Rock, Oldies, Grunge, Industrial, and some Techno
Hangin' out with the people I love most .
Renaissance Fairs (I know. I'm such a dork...)
Polite, intelligent discourse
"It's said that Death rides a pale horse, but if you hung around Death all the time and saw what shenanigans that little so-and-so got up to half the time, you'd be pale, too." Me
"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! This is my BOOMstick!" Bruce Campbell; Army of Darkness (The man is God)
"This is an ex-parrot!" John Cleese, Monty Python's Flying Circus
"Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three side to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris."
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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