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I'm Sam (a.k.a Jessy63) I started reading and writing fan fiction just a few months ago and I am completely obsessed with it. I haven't read a real book since mid-June. To be honest, though, if some told me last year that i'd be reading fan fiction every day and even writing a story, i would have laughed at them and forced them into an asylum.
BY the way, Vamps In the Host is abandoned. if anyone wants me to continue it PM me.
I HAVE NOT abandoned Bella Reads Twilight. Theres some problem and whenever i click edit to add the next chapter, an error comes up. Its really annoying and I've emailed Fanfiction about the problem. I dont know when they'll reply, but for now, i cant update.
Random Sarcastic Junk.
One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
isnt it ironic? Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!
yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either
-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.
-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have new shoes.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.
Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
don't blame yourself. let me do it.
lets share, you'll take the grenade, i'll take the pin.
Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects)
If worms had guns, birds wouldn't mess with them.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.
Deep down I'm a very shallow person.
Sending Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here).
The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).
You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.
MY FAVORITE QUOTES BY RICHELLE MEAD
"You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love."
"I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass."
"Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies."
"The only thing better than imagining Dimitri carrying me in his arms was imagining him shirtless while carrying me in his arms."
"You will lose what you value most, so treasure it while you can."
"Rose: "Do you think I'm pretty?"
"What's up?" I asked.
"Did you see that dress?” "I saw the dress.” "Did you like it?” He didn't answer. I took that as a yes. "Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance?” When he spoke, I could barely hear him. "You'll endanger the school.” I smiled and fell asleep.
"You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes.
"By the way, my name's Rose Hathaway. I'm seventeen years old, training to protect and kill vampires, in love with a completely unsuitable guy, and have a best friend whose weird magic could drive her crazy.
"Lissa and I had been friends ever since kindergarten, when our teacher had paired us up together for writing lessons. Forcing five-year-olds so spell Vasilisa Dragomir and Rosemarie Hathaway was beyond cruel, and we’d–or rather, I’d–responded appropriately. I’d chucked my book at out teacher and called her a fascist bastard. I hadn’t known what those words meant, but I’d known how to hit a moving target.
"Yeah? What'd you name all those cats?"
Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed churchgoing ways(...)Let me get out of here, and I’ll . . . I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one. "
"Belikov is a sick, evil man who should be thrown into a pit of rabid vipers for the great offense he commited against you this morning."
"He has no right to threaten my boyfriends. I'm eighteen. An adult. I don't need his help. I can threaten my boyfriends myself."
"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do? --Rose Hathaway"
"What kind of sick bastard burns down a Christmas tree?”
"This is insane," I said blankly. "I'm the instrument of an all-powerful primordial deity's wave of chaos and destruction."
"Lucky Charms?” I asked.
"Wait,” Seth said. “That’s not a word.”
"When you say ‘old friend,’ are we talking, like...since the Ice Age?”
"Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle Seth is famous, him getting a woman like you defies belief.”
"Statistics show that most mortals sell their souls for five reasons: sex, money, power, revenge, and love. In that order."
"Sleep with Seth Mortensen? Good grief. It was the most preposterous thing I'd ever heard. It was appalling. If i absorbed his life force, there was no telling how long it'd be until his next book came out."
My Favorite quotes From Harry Potter
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love."
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats."
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
"Not my daughter, you bitch!" (Molly)
Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
"You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
"Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?"
"Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "Yes I thought we might hit that little snag!"
"Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge."
"Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"
"The thing about growing up with Fred and George," said Ginny thoughtfully, "is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve."
Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Have You Seen All The Movies?
Read All The Books?
What Do You Think Of JKR?
an OK author
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin
Group Of Characters?
Chocolate Frogs (I love chocolate!)
How can someone say one is better than the other?
Patented Daydream Charms
I'd guess Percy
Umbitch or Umbridge, whichever you'd like to call her.
OoTP(it was so sad)
Anything that's not canon.
Bertie Bots Every Flavor Beans
Crabbe or Goyle.
dont have any
wherever Voldemort is
Lockhart. He was just plain annoying.
Couples? What Do You Think?
Uh, she's already married.
That's just plain gross.
Are you serious?
Yes! Yes! Yes! The best couple ever!
Maybe, if Fred hadn't died.
Yeah, they're perfect for each other.
This Or That?
Harry or Ron?
Hermione or Ginny?
Neville or Seamus?
Snape or Slughorn?
Fred or George?
Both of them.
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
the Daily Prophet( it may not be truthful but still better the Witch Weekly)
Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
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