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Hello, my little duckies. So very glad that you could drop by. (That sounded kinda creeper-ish didn't it...) Anyways, I guess this is where I introduce myself. I'm Lahlie, if you ever want to talk to me, just send me a PM :) I'm not very good at writing, I'll admit, so sometimes it takes a little while for me to update. (Especially with all the crap of school I have to do.)


The word Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, 'fuck' falls into many grammatical categories.

• It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).

• It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

• It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).

• It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word 'fuck'. Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings : "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation: "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble: "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression: "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust: "Fuck me."

Confusion: "What the fuck...?"

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair: "Fucked again..."

Pleasure: "I couldn't be fucking happier."

Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost : "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief : "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial: "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy: "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings: "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions: "Fuck off." (haha!)

Disbelief : "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Al Gore!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."- Walt Disney

"Why? Because its fucking there!"- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."- John F. Kennedy


"The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.'"

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Summer's Day by Sun Daughter reviews
The Avatar characters are ticked. Their precious fandom is dying thanks to endless couple drabbles, awful spelling/grammar, unrealistic AUs, among other things. Join your favorite characters in their quest to help young writers in this humorous parody full of useful tips and fun prompts!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,592 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sokka, Zuko, Katara, Aang
Caged Hunter by baby-kitsune9 reviews
he was a sentinel, a watcher, a guardian and cold blooded killer. she was an innocent, a bystander pulled into his dark world of blood and death to be his companion. "are you afraid of me?"he asked. She looked into his eyes and smiled. chaps 1-5 REVAMPED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruko U.
second chances by baby-kitsune9 reviews
naru was murdered in cold blood, and her wolf has followed her in death. but kyuubi has some plans of his own. he has sent them both back in time to give his kit her greatest wish. more time with the one she loved. fem naru/kakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 70,449 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Confluence by Violet Garnets reviews
After three years of exile, Naruto's come home to Konoha. And just in time as well, because Kakashi's strange and vivid dreams are starting to take a toll on him. To save their future, the past will be revealed. KakaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,308 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Possessive by EnnaGirl reviews
Naruto purchases a slave. Itachi soon finds that his new master is absolutely riddled with secrets and possessed by a dark past. He strives to help the blond, but how can he when Akatsuki, Bijuu and Taka, all gangs, are clashing? ItaNaru AU Yaoi Praised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
A Meadow of Burnt Firelillies by XoAirbenderoX reviews
AU. The unspoken story of the Fire Lord's youngest daughter is overlooked, but vital. She never realized how a simple decision would raise tension between everyone in her family. The title of Princess means nothing to her anymore, so what does? OC/?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,311 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Zuko, Aang
The Film: The Catalyst by Imperial Mint reviews
Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
A Passion of Controversy by Tranquilized-Night reviews
UraIchi -Yaoi- Kisuke knew there were a few things you just didn’t do. One of them was falling for your friend’s son. But Ichigo doesn’t care what people believe is best for him. Nothing else mattered when his mind was made up.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,863 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
You Are Not Alone by Tranquilized-Night reviews
One-shot: Naruto can't remember why the two married. He's always left alone and it's like sleeping with ice. Itachi doesn't realize it until he gets a dangerous wake up call in the form of tears. Itachi/Naruto. YAOI! M.J. Tribute.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 117 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Dignified by ohwhatsherface reviews
I like your um, raincoat, Sasuke. It brings out your eyes. And it's very... dignifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kakashi, If You Were Gay by DrivvenWrinth reviews
Naruto tries to express his support of Kakashi's sexuality...okay, maybe it's a little more than just his support. Songfic Warnings: Crack, Language, OOC Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and If You Were Gay is from the Broadway Musical - Avenue Q wh
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Hidden reviews
SasuNaru Naruto was blinded as baby and was sent on a training trip with Jiraiya to become a ninja. When he returns he's teamed with Uchiha Sasuke, a new genin who relies on his eyes too much. Can they teach each other something?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
See Me reviews
FemNaru Naruto was blinded as baby and was sent on a training trip with Jiraiya to become a kunoichi. When she returns she's teamed with Uchiha Sasuke, a new genin who relies on his eyes too much. Can they teach each other something? Female Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,239 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.