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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Outsiders.

Note: I have changed my name! (again...) I was previously Saramaex but now I will be known as StayingGoldForever. :)

Hey guys! A few things about me:

I love to write!

My friends are insane...

Chocolate milk is not made from brown cows.

AAAANNNNNDDDD Ima be famous.

Last but not least: if you havent noticed im pretty weird! But it's boring to be normal right? Hell yeah.

Now some favorites!

Favorite Book: The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

Favorite Movie: No idea

Favorite International Food: Indian or American-Chinese. (not being racist but real Chinese food is like dogs and quailes eww)

Favorite Band: Sum41

Favorite Song: With Me by Sum41

Favorite Sport: Figure Skating.

Best Friends' Names: Elena and Sara ;)

Favorite Name: Paul

Favorite Animal: Cat :)

Favorite Actor/Actress: Ashton Kutcher

Least Favorite Singer: Taylor Swift

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: TIE!!! Cake Batter/Coconut

Least Favorite Characteristic: People with a shalow mind, who only look at the outside of life or a situation.

Favorite Characteristic: When someone is tough/aloof/stupid/silly on the outside but is a down to earth and sweet person on the inside.

Look at my fanfics...R&R.

1. Dallas Winston (I love you!)
2. Johnny Cade
3. Ponyboy Curtis
4. Sodapop Curtis
5. Two-Bit Mathews
6. Darry Curtis
7. Cherry Valance
8. Steve Randel
9. Randy Anderson
10. Bob Sheldon (I hate you.)

1. 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? ~~~ I would scream "Shut up!" then throw a pillow at the door and then have second thoughts and say "Uhh...don't kill me!"

2. Number 2 asked you to go out with him? ~~~"Look, Johnny, I know were friends and all...but...I don't really think that would work out."

3. Number 4 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? ~~~ “OH MY GOD YOU FREAK GET THE F*CK OUT!"

4. 3 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? ~~~ Pony? you? You must be smoking something other than cigs.

5. 5 cooked you dinner? ~~~ DON'T EAT IT!!! ITS POISON!

6. 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? ~~~ Put whatever gross stuff I find on his hand and tickle his face with a branch XD.

7. 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? ~~~ YouSayWhaNao?

8. 8 got into the hospital somehow? ~~~ Awwwww! moving on with life now...

9. 9 made fun of your friends? ~~~ Oh, go die in a hole!

10. 10 ignored you all the time? ~~~ Why don't you go join him in that hole?

11. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? ~~~ Save me dur dee durrrr. Who wouldnt? Don't answer that...

12. You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? ~~~ Make me feel better just cuz he's Johnny!

13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? ~~~ He BETTER save me!!!

14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? ~~~ Get a camera and never drop it. Thanks Two-Bit. Thanks.

15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? ~~~ Wait, Randy is dead in a hole...

16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? ~~~ She's my sister! She'll figure it out!

17. You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? ~~~ Tell some stupid joke probably...

18. You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? ~~~ Dead, remember? You can't keep you're mind on one topic can you?

19. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? ~~~ Nothing he and Randy both died in a hole...wonder who gave them that idea...*nervous laugh*

20. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? ~~~ Ha ha ha, funny you should ask: Hes strong, brave, always knows what he's doing, not an idiot, had amazing eyes, is cool about everything, not all soft, and certainly doesn't sparkle, and hes just plain fukin' awesome...need I say more? cuz oh yeah i can!

21. 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? ~~~ Ummm, Johnny...Is there something we need to discuss?

22. You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? ~~~ They'd like him. Hes a decent guy, not a pretty boy, nice, and good looking. The only problem is his parents are freaks and hate anything abnormal and would never let poor Pony live it down. We'd have to pretend his name was Paul or something...

23. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? ~~~ SODA! WHAT THE FUKERSON?!?!?

24. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? ~~~ What?! no effin way. Two-Bit and Darry????

25. 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? ~~~ Tell him off and get Dally 2 scare him :)

26. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? ~~~ Stop staring at me or I'll beat the tar out of you.

27. Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him? ~~~ To stop being so damn mean!

28. Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? ~~~ Hahaha no way. I don't accept gifts from snobby rich people.

29. 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? ~~~ Dude, for one, you're dead. And if theres a chuck E' Cheeses in hell, then you're really greedy.

30. 1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? ~~~ Hmmm..It IS 60s music...but considering its Dally then sure!

31. 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? ~~~ He would be concerned because he likes Johnny

32. 6 told 3 she started her period. ~~~ WOAH NOW...DARRY told PONY he was on his PERIOD?!?!! WHAT THE F*CK!?!?!?!?!

33. 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. ~~~ Soda slaps Randy with a fish for going out with Cherry? Good to know.

34. 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? ~~~ Umm...whatcha doing Two-Bit? *Nervous laugh*

35. 6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do? ~~~ Haha Darry you're in deep doo doo...CUZ PONY IS GONNA TELL DALLY AND HE'S GONNA RIP YOU'RE HEAD OFF!!! watch you're mouth superman!

36. 7 got high. ~~~ Bahaha that would be funny to watch!

37. 8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? ~~~ He should go get a life...cuz they're way better than any shit he could come up with!

38. 9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills pop all over him? ~~~ HEY HOW DARE YOU SPILL POP ON MY DALLY? HUH WATCHA GOTTA SAY TO THAT, YOU STUPID SOC! AND YEA UR GONNA DIE A SECCOND TIME LIL BITCHMAN

39. 10 starts working at a bar. ~~~ I thought you were workin' at Chuck E' Cheese...Anyway you shouldnt be around alcohol...thats what got you down in hell in the first place...idiot!


41. Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him? ~~~ It's just Pony...Two-Bit on the other hand...

42. 4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins? ~~~ Soda and Cherry? SODAPOP!

43. 5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it? ~~~ I have no clue, but there will be a lot of beer he stole.

44. 6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? ~~~ Probably Dally flicking him off cuz he was mean to German. HA I told you you'd be in DEEP DOO DOOOOOOOO!!!!

45. 7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do? ~~~ Haha you go Cherry, and Randy would just walk away like "la la la" cuz that's what he did when Bob was stabbed right before his eyes. buh-buh-bassstard.

46. 8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it? ~~~ Pornnnnn haha jk.

47. 1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why? ~~~ Wait...Dally, Pony, Two-Bit, and Darry wanna kill Soda...JEALOUS OF HIS NAME!

48. 1 thinks 8 is gay. Whats 8's reaction? ~~~ He's most likely right...Steve is a creep around Soda...poor Sodapop...oh and Steve would go "Psh no!"

49. 5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!?! ~~~ Nothing legal man...

50. 1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6,they let him/her? ~~~ Okay, thats it...Dally get over here were killing whoever thought up these questions.

51. 7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive? ~~~ Dally...and me...everyone but Steve, Bob, and Randy.

52. 4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it? ~~~ Dally would be sad and Bob is dead...HAHAHA THERE U GO BOB IN UR FACE SODA GETS TO GO TO HEAVEN AND WHERE ARE YOU? HELLLLL!!!!!!

53. If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer? ~~~ Johnny would be too scared to bcuz Randy and Bob jumped him...poor lil Johnny... :(

54. 6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster? ~~~ It's this thing Darry has called superhuman muscles..hence the names "Muscles" and "Superman"

55. The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do? ~~~ Pony saves them...durrrr...cuz Pony's just that fukin amazing.

56. Make up an e-mail address for 6:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 47, and find line 17. (Or 4) (Btw I'm retaking this like a year after the original)

"Gonna go play a little snooker and hunt up a poker game. Maybe get rip-roarin' drunk. I dunno. See y'all tomorow." -Two Bit Mattews, line 4. -Outsiders

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

Tissues, I've been sick :(

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

My favorite show, THAT 70's SHOW!! :)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Going to the Opera...IT WAS TORTURE.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at

Watching that 70s show haha

9. What are you wearing?

A gray shirt and these really comfy yellow shorts I have.

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't think so...sometimes I can't remember

11. When did you last laugh?

When Ashton Kutcher screamed "THIS IS MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT!!" While riding around in a canoe being pulled around the road by a car and then crashing into some trees in that 70's show. (I sound obsessed but really I was just watching an episode).

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A painting of a dog, a bulletin board, and a painting that my little brother painted last year.

13. Seen anything weird lately

This transvestite that lives around my mom's hair dressing parlor.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its fun!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would fund research for a way to force lucid dreams, so when you went to sleep you could live in your own little world :D or OBEs (Out of Body Experiences)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have light grey/blue eyes...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

I would have an ability to make anything I said true, not all the time but only when I wanted to. Just imagine, "I'm filthy rich" or "I'm the most beautiful person on earth" and it would be TRUE!

19. A quote that you love/live by:

Don't go to bed angry, stay up plotting revenge.

20. George Bush:

Is not my cat's name.

If you believe in Jesus Christ copy and paste this into your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says if you deny Jesus, He will deny you in front of His Father in the Gates of Heaven.

96% of teens won't stand up for God, and if you're in the 4% that will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in God and are 100% proud of it then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

1.) Are you wearing braces?

Nope, but I'm getting them

2.) What kind of cell phone do you have?

Iphone 4

3.) What color is your purse/wallet?

Heheee lost it...

4.) What is your body's best feature?

My eyes.

5.) Do you hug teachers often?

Uhhhmmm, no. Not really.

6.) When is your birthday?

July 24.

7.) What is your favorite name for a girl?

Hmm, Sammy.

8.) For a boy?


9.) What are your favorite movies?

The Outsiders, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

10.) What color shirt are you wearing?


11.) Who is your favorite celebrity?

Ashton Kutcher

12.) Look back at #10. Did you have to see what color shirt you were wearing?

Nope. :D

13.) What is your favorite subject in school?


14.) What is your least favorite subject?


15.) What is your favorite teacher's name? (Last only, or initials.)


16.) What is your dream career?

Lead singer in a rock band, figure skater

17.) Do you like to volunteer?


18.) Are you active in a church/youth group?

Eh, no.

19.) What is your favorite number?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not sure

20.) What is your favorite fruit?


21.) What is your favorite store?

I don't know. And I don't even know if I HAVE one, because I don't like shopping...

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It All Started On A Completely NORMAL Day by Jasmine James reviews
You know this story. Five girls get transported into The Outsiders. Not the typical Mary-Sue story. What could go wrong? Well, a lot. I don't own the outsiders. COMPLETE!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,367 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Promise of Forever by Ecanus reviews
Takes place directly after the last scene of new moon. Jacob and Bella's relationship is on the line. What will Bella's decision be? Total Jacob/Bella ***please review***
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Jacob
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Because I Said So reviews
Sometimes, the leader doesn't always get what he wants right away. Sometimes, he needs to fight for it. This is one of those times. This is a time when 'Because I said so, punk.' just doesnt savvy. CP 22 & 23 UP!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,086 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Cherry V., Dallas W.
Advice reviews
Alice Cullen meets a young Dallas Winston one cold night in New York City...
Crossover - Outsiders & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Dallas W., Alice - Complete
Slow Motion reviews
I almost lost my ballance as I sloshed around in the rain, running from the cops. I whipped around and then my vision blurred and a new picture came up Dallas Winston was gone...With Johnny Cade up in the clouds somewhere. Throwing a football maybe
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Dallas W.
A poem-ish thing I wrote about Sodapop's feelings towards Sandy and what she did to him. What the word "unwanted" meant to Soda... One-Shot
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sodapop C. - Complete
Don't You Ever Grow Up reviews
Dally and Johnny spend a day playing football. Really sweet. One-Shot. REVIEW
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Johnny C., Dallas W. - Complete
If Pony was a Taco & Soda was gonna eat him reviews
What would happen if Pony was a taco and Soda was gonna eat him and Darry was really superman and no this is not a run-on sentence I hope because my English teacher would be mad. Who here likes donuts?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010
Never show Bella and Jacob the New Moon movie reviews
Bella and Jacob see a movie...NEW MOON! Then are ambushed by fans and severely freaked out! Just a fun story...REVIEW IS THE MAGIC WORD!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
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