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Joined 05-10-10, id: 2359283, Profile Updated: 07-10-13
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Final Fantasy VII.

Just a Narutard and part time Otaku. (I recently got back into the Final Fantasy series, FF7 is my favorite with FF8 as a close second.) I simply write my fanfiction and keep a busy life. I'm a bit of a perfectionist. Major ItaSaku fan. I use Japanese and Spanish in my stories and don't always translate it. If I don't translate it please pm me about it and I'll translate it. I'm also working on a x-over fic for naruto and ff7. I have currently started writting for the FF7 fandom. Check it out if you wish!

Please review my stories thank you!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!!!

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen DESEPERE ROMANTIQUE, dark-hearted rose, Konoha's Kage, HikariNiwa, Takaiteishu Naruto, HolyMageMouto, lilitachisama

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, HolyMageMouto, lilitachisama

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy an paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

I'm an animé watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, Hikari Kame, ottawawolf, Maggie-baka, Sheepking, lilitachisama

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara \/

Zetsu \o_o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu >.

Konan @n_n

Pein : :

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki, Kuroneko1981, lilitachisama

FRIENDS VS BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shitttttttttt!!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Ren Modoki Mouto)

If you hear the Naruto characters voices in your head, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if you hate Karin from Naruto: Kakashi Forever, Hatake Kazumi, lilitachisama

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. >:3

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, you know that, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry, but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if... you remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, Rocko's Modern Life, Animaniacs, Gargoyles. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just can't resist finishing this... "in west Philadelphia born and raised..." You remember Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading Goosebumps. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence... not. When everything was settled by rock-paper-scissors or "bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish" or Ms. Mary Mack. When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular. You remember the ORIGINAL Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny. You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, Reading Rainbow, and Ghostwriter on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo? books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters. You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cootie catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs." You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word... Trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons ofRugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Power Rangers, Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. You remember Carebears. Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original Walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" ...enough said. You went to McDonald's to play in the Playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging ... Before Sidekicks & iPods ... Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 ... Before Spongebob ... Before Tupac was shot. When light-up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 95 cents a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days...

If you are obssessed with Fire, copy and paste this to your profile and sign your name so that we know that we're not the only pyromaniacs here.:RulerofFire, Adderstar of ValorClan, HeartFlare05, RecklessxDreamer, Melodious Authoress, The Flurry of Destiny, Rulisu, Kawaii Kisu, SarahXxUnlovedxX, Shigeki-Hizashi, lilitachisama

Please, please read this and understand it's truthfulness

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular.Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name.Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, lilitachisama

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Does yaoi count?)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Cirque De Shinra by KC1327 reviews
Hello everyone! It's me, Kunsel! And welcome to televisions newest talk show Cirque De Shinra! Where all of your favorite characters answer the questions that have been peaking your curiousity for ages! Tune in to see what your favorite character has to say!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Kunsel, Sephiroth, Genesis R., Cloud S.
Because Of A Wish by Drama Kagome reviews
Rin is a little nobody that doesn't get a second glance from anyone. She spends most of her time reading a manga about demons. When she wishes demons were real, she gets more than she bargained for.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,191 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Rin, Sesshomaru
One Hundred Tiny Missions by SageQuill reviews
Tseng's desire to escape from lunch with Palmer leads to a humorous series of missions for his fellow Turks. New mission posted! After all, one could only handle so much of the horrible sci-fi marathon of Mega Chocobo vs. Mooglesaurus so many times before throwing things would become an acceptable, mature response.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 193,709 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Tseng
Between Worlds: A New Chapter by Saria19 reviews
New dangers await the characters as they discover that Jenova not only survived the Holy rain that destroyed her Remnants, but that she has managed to find a way to send herself to Earth. Now Cloud, Zack, Rachas, and most of AVALANCHE must follow her to the comatose world with a new mission.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 288,514 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Ways to annoy an Uchiha by Yachiru Hatake reviews
I hope you like this story. It has the Uchihas in it & an OC tossed in there as well. Other characters will probably be in there, but will be with the OC to annoy an Uchiha or help the Uchiha. Rated T just in case. My OC annoys all Uchihas! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Undisclosed Files: The Pawns by Lady-Bloody-Rose reviews
On Halloween 6 college seniors are sucked into the world of FF7, a cosplay gone terribly wrong. What looked like a random event may be more complicated then they ever thought. Slightly AU so all SOLDIERs are together. Previously known as Doppelgangers T for language and just in case.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 176,525 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Reno, Genesis R.
Orly? by Kage no Koji reviews
During an assembly at school, three girls are virtually kidnapped by Organisation 13. Apparently, they have potential for great power. Just wait until Courtney's medicine wears off. Not to mention Julie's short fuse. Or Colleen's fangirl attacks. Perfect.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,051 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Marluxia, Luxord, Organization XIII, OC - Complete
Nostalgia by Bravegazer reviews
It was always easy to play the game and watch with a detached sort of attachment. But it's a completely different story when the story itself is as real as you are.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Cloud S., Aerith G., Vincent V.
Side Stories by Mystwalker reviews
An Another Side 100 Prompt Challenge. Pairings: Seph x Cissnei, Cloud x Tifa, Zack x Aerith. Prompt 01: Busted - Yuffie knows everything that goes on in the group. Or does she?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Zack F., Aerith G.
The Homestead by ConstantTraveller reviews
The inhabitants of the Davenport Homestead know very little about Connor. They are curious though, and inquisitive, a bit nosy and very observant. Snippets of their interactions, including a now finished mini-series! Includes members of the Guild.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,807 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Connor K.
Punk to Princess by PeeblesPls reviews
AU. Uchiha Itachi, private detective, is assigned with the task of taking a street girl like Haruno Sakura and morphing her into a high class lady. Too bad he's insufferable and she's unreasonable. ItachiSakura. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,368 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Best Medicine by DoRayMiKan reviews
Ezio gets badly poisoned, and Rosa decides to administer the cure in a rather...unorthodox way. Ezio x Rosa
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Ezio A., Rosa - Complete
I Want To Be A Turk! by aichioluv reviews
When the Turks found Meia in the Sector 4 slums, they definitely got more than what they bargained for. UPDATE: As the last bits of Zirconiade disintegrate, the Turks face the consequence of fighting for their lives, their friends and their freedom. Watch how they handle their quest for freedom as the story comes to an end... for now.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 263,955 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Reno - Complete
The Akatsuki Secret by Silver Lightning Effect reviews
*BEING REWRITTEN* Itachi Uchiha & his partner Kisame Hoshigaki are sent to locate a potential new member for their organization. What they find is a girl who seems to be aloof and carefree, but she hides a small secret; she isn't human. Is that why Leader wanted her in the Akatsuki? And who is this red headed man who seems to follow her everywhere? ::ON HIATUS::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Akatsuki
To All My Fans by Mystical Demise reviews
A letter from Genesis after stumbling across a certain site... Now with more Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
100 Ways to Survive SOLDIER by Luddles reviews
The funny, strange, and sometimes chaotic lives of the SOLDIER first class put into a hundred tiny stories. May involve camping disasters, fireballs, and princesses. Not to mention Sephiroth's hair. No pairings
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
Sasori in the Soul Society by Mystic Shadow Demon reviews
What happened when Sasori passed on? What if he managed to end up in the Soul Society? Who will he meet and where will he end up? No pairings. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sasori - Complete
Instant Messenger by MisaxMisa reviews
Ichigo regrets teaching his Soul Reaper friends how to use Windows Live Messenger...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Pick up Lines by ilessthan3youtoo reviews
Just a short cute drabble about how lame guys are when they try to get a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
8 Things Boys Are Being Compared To by ejo reviews
It happens when you leave two girls alone.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Mikan S., Hotaru I. - Complete
The Screams by IAmTheUltimateYaoiFanBOO reviews
Walking through the Akatsuki base is dangerous. Why? You never know what you hear from certain members rooms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Itachi U., Zetsu - Complete
Ding Dong Ditch by X2C reviews
Ringing that guy's doorbell was the best thing Cloud had ever done. Ever. AU, Yaoi. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
The Other by Chakat StarDust reviews
The Patch have a secret. A secret weapon to be used against Hao if all else fails. That was her destiny, her reason for existence, to destroy the one they called Devil. But, she has her own ideas and is about to take fate into her own hands.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,292 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hao A., Yoh A. - Complete
Sketch Me by alex.rain09 reviews
Kaito loves sketching and most of drawings/sketches were his dream girls. One night, after he finished drawing a pretty girl who was his total opposite and definitely NOT his dream girl, the girl came to life. Was it just a big joke or is it for real?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kaito S., Miku H.
Psychic Ambition by Charlie911 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is attractive, eloquent, and the type of cool that just makes a girl want to juggle. So...why is it so difficult to get to know him? Maybe the problem is he already knows everything about you. For sequel, go to Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suprise Guests by S1SKA reviews
Aoi is just your average girl. What happens when a certain group of S-ranked criminals appear in her closet? Rated T because I doubt that continuous knifing is kid-appropriate. FOREVER HIATUS'ed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,140 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A New Beginning by Karia Rose reviews
This is an adult Itasaku story due to some language and themes.Itachi captures Sakura after defeating Sasori. Will she stay with the older Uchiha after what he's done? Major spoiler warning. I'm trying to keep it with the storyline of the actual show.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Leaving Is Easy by Sweettweet07 reviews
She didn't see that it was red... He couldn't save her... 4 years of guilt, and he's still alone... but is he really?
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Cantarella by virginiaGdM reviews
Esta es la historia de una seductora ambición, que terminó por convertirse en amor. Rating podría cambiar conforme se desarrolle la historia. Miku/Kaito, basado en esta bella canción. Reviews, onegai! Terminado. Gracias!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,617 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Kaito S., Miku H. - Complete
The Moonlit Third Eye by Monogatari-Sensei reviews
Sequel To 'Akatsuki's Third Eye'. Kimiko returns as the Tsukikage. New friends are made and old enemies resurface. Watch as the heiress of the Tsukiga Clan faces of against a mighty power within and outside herself. Deidara x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,166 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Deidara
Polka Dots by Fabian664 reviews
She's tired of being called 'Polka Dots', by Natsume. But what happens when Mikan founds out the most funny thing, that can embarrass him more than anything? Read if you want. Don't if you don't.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
VENGEANCE a brotherly tribute for ITACHI by JELLY BEANNIE reviews
SASUKE'S POINT OF VIEW .. might contain spoilers HIS TRUE FEELINGS TOWARDS ITACHI'S DEATH .. DEFINITELY NOT YAOI! : it's just a normal brotherly tribute, okay!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Holymage Mout's story annoucements by HolyMage Mouto reviews
A place where any and all annoucements concerning my stories will placed, so I would recommend adding this to alert incase I decide to discontinue any stories or remake them. Since I will not make additional warnings after 9/28/10.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010
Blind Love by Lady Darlings reviews
Ino, tired of guys just liking her for her stunningly good looks, decides to give Sakura a chance to give her a blind date. However, this isn't just any blind date. 'Cause this time, she actually is blinded!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
20 stories: Nemu and Uryu by EmpressSaix reviews
Just cute and slightly romantic drabbles about a hardly observed couple. Hope you like!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Uryuu I., Nemu K. - Complete
72 Hours of Chaos by Saslyax reviews
It's always the same. Sometimes Itachi gets bored repeating the same welcoming speech every time a new guest checks into his Tsukuyomi genjutsu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Espada Interviews by gonyonomaru reviews
Want to learn more about the Espada s and Shinigami in Hueco Mundo... well here is your chance! This is a parody of what really goes on there... enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Within those honey eyes A Byakuya Kuchiki story by AiRubyMichaelis reviews
Byakuya Kuchiki's past revealed! What happens when a trip to the human world changes Byakuya's life forever? What is his conection with the human girl he cares for? Many things lie withing her honey eyes!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Byakuya K.
Who Would You Do by Midnight Shadow Girl reviews
It all started when Grimmjow decided to start an interesting conversation with Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck", he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. — Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Fire Burning by ediblesquirtles
A girl wanders the streets of Konoha late at night. Angsty one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
Starless Nights by ediblesquirtles reviews
Gaara, the newly-appointed Kazekage, gets a bodyguard against his wishes. Perhaps the Kazekage isn't as cold as he seems? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Hidan Hates Simon by Izumi.Potter reviews
As you know, Hidan can get a little frustrated. Especially when watching American Idol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Back Again by Lexi.Ever reviews
Zaraki is always getting hurt, and Unohana is always there, fixing him up
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/7/2010 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Itachi's Birthday: Love Makes The World Go Round by Aerisuke reviews
Sasuke decides to write a song for Itachi on what would have been his 23rd birthday to which he passed away last year. R&R Please.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Their Own Time by hewhoistomriddle reviews
This is how you live and live again. ItaShi? Shisui POV. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
In Full Bloom by Tsubasa8 reviews
She is the most stable of her team. Did that also make her the weakest? After an accident, Tenten begins questioning... her youth? ... Uh-oh... that can't be right...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,119 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Tenten - Complete
Tenten's Guide to Screwing Yourself Over by KiwiBlossom reviews
Rule number one: Always ask your best friend if she's interested in someone BEFORE having a heated make-out session with said person. NejixTen Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,719 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
How to say no by Kumio Tsuki reviews
Hyuuga Kuina has been kidnapped by Akatsuki for the sacred scroll. But after being introduced to the new colours of the world, she isn't happy with the dull and strict teachings of the her clan. Will she leave her home in search of something new? Itachi/O
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,338 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Hundred Percent by Sandataba reviews
Itachi is the reason for Tenten's perfect aim. Crackficlet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
Alice Human Sacrifice by TheRawrinator
Just some random thing on the song "Alice Human Sacrifice" that i randomly put together in school... as you can tell... i get very bored in school... but all in all... it's not that bad...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Complete
HIDAN: Your Owner's Guide by Prnkstr4Lfe reviews
You've always wanted a HIDAN, and now you have it! Please remember to read all instructions before attempting to control your HIDAN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
Counterbalance by haterhaterhater reviews
Mikan and Natsume are complete opposites, yet they cancel each other out. His cold personality is nurtured by her warm one, his anger quelled by her kindness, etc.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Theory by Creatoriginsane reviews
"I have a theory, Szayel Aporro Grantz is definietly female! Or not...errr...How can I prove it?" SzaOC. Read and review! Romance is somewhat light, I accept any kind BLEACH fic requests!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Murderer by dragonhalf-lover17 reviews
Here is my first song fict. I will warn you this is a character death fict. rated T for character death, naru/saku saku/sasu a little bit of these. its about how sakura kept betraing naruto for someone else, its really sad. play Unfaithful while reading
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Tenten in a Weapons Shop by Kalora Tsuneto reviews
Neji forgot the reason why he never tells Tenten when he's buying weapons. Way to go, Hyuuga. Drabble Warning!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Shot to Your Heart by pink-heronsGAA reviews
What if the guy you love, ever since you first learn that term, and you thought loves you too, that he is perfectly The One isn't the guy for you at all? What if destiny binds you to another man, are you willing to take the risk, 2nd chances? ONE SHOT
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Mikan S. - Complete
Lines by Aria Illusine reviews
ItaSaku, "The lines that had been so carefully drawn between them, boxes to cage them so that kidnapping and incarceration would mean nothing but more enmity on either side, had blurred and smudged." The results of one impulsive incident.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Deidara's Initiation by EqualsEquivalent reviews
Another comic-based drabble. This one is pathetically short but it's funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
After All by snowflake98 reviews
There's a lot left unspoken during this shogi game. ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
From Sharkboy to Sharingan by snowflake98 reviews
Kisame texts Itachi in Walmart. Yaoi. Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sayonara Rewrite by Hatake Kazumi reviews
After her mother's death,14 years old Minaki Hitame get sent to the Naruto world. Will she solves her problems or things will get more chaotic? ....And why is Kakashi's kitchen is on fire?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
The Love Note by Love.Like.A.Spider.Lily reviews
One day, Mikan sees a notebook fall from the sky. She thinks it's the Death Note and writes the name of the guy she hates the most, Natsume. But is it really the Death Note or is it the complete opposite? No Death Note characters. READ!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Lay Your World On Me by xxYaoiPrincessxx reviews
With Sasori dead, Deidara no longer wishes to live. But why does Itachi care? A VERY short one-shot. No yaoi. Gomenasai. T to be safe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
If You Were Gay by I'mTheConscience1118 reviews
Persona has always been annoyed by Narumi but it seems like Narumi's going overboard! Preview: "Nice book, Persona. Tea Bag Folding," Natsume smirked. Read and Review!One-shot!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Narumi, Persona - Complete
The Hardest Decision by Karia Rose reviews
Oneshot-Sakura was captured by Itachi.They're in Konoha,and she must make the decision in front of everyone on the spot.Who to go with?Her old home,or the criminal who put her through multiple brutal punishments.The decision is much harder than it seems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blessing from above by mihaela30 reviews
Kiki is a 3rd seat in Byakuya Kuchiki's division and she is in love with him.One day, she tells Renji that she wants to go out with him, but as a joke. And her taichou hears it. Will her taichou try to win her or he won't care? Byakuya X OC
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Uchiha Undercover by Houkakyou reviews
The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bishounen by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Byakuya is going to kill Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Akatsuki Ink by Synaps reviews
Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
60 Things Mikan and Natsume Are Not Allowed To Do by Arii-hime reviews
60 Things Mikan and Natsume can never ever do, no matter what anyone says. Mainly because it always leads to someone getting blown up or killed or detention. Even if it's fun. And even if they like doing it. Inspired by xxfirebubblesxx's fanfiction.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Hidans nightmare by Ashuri009 reviews
What happens when Hidan battles a fangirl.... nothing good CRACK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Itachi's worst nightmare by tehbeastxx reviews
What's Itachi's worst nightmare? Find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven Itachi by Mystic Shaddow reviews
A one-shot with Itachi and your point of view. Setting is the game 7 Minutes in Heaven. A/N: I own none of the Akatsuki characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
A Quiz for Mikan Sakura by blackcat9517 reviews
It's Mikan's turn to take the tricky quiz on Facebook!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
God: bleach's poem by nutmeg-not-head reviews
Although the title is in English, the poetry is in Japanese. This poem is aimed for Bleach character who want to be God. You know whom I mean...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - Japanese - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - S. Aizen - Complete
Quizzes on Facebook by blackcat9517 reviews
Natsume comes across a quiz about himself and a certain someone on the infamous social network called Facebook!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
35 Ways to Piss Uchiha Itachi by JeriruRin reviews
I wrote this because I was bored and had nothing better to do...Anyways I hope you enjoy this. R/R or else...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
The nefarious plans of Kusajishi Yachiru by Tinni reviews
When Yachiru plans, its most definitely a plot involving Byakuya
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Whenever Wherever by Numanife reviews
HidanxOC I fell in love with a JAshinist, a criminal, an Akatsuki member. He saves me like a messed up fairytale, then left me. I still wear his cloak and rosary to remind myself of him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pocky by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Curse words and confessions by CherryPastels reviews
Mikan decides to educate Natsume on curse words. lot of dialogue
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Nel and Yachiru's Grand Adventure of Las Noches by Rhirhirhi reviews
Nel and Yachiru are lost in Las Noches. Whatever will they do? Join them as they make their way through the vastness of the Esparda's fortress, wreaking havoc wherever they go... Epilogue up, what will Aizen do when he and the espada return to Las Noches?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,234 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Yachiru K., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
I'm Byakuya and I'm Single by faeces reviews
Byakuya explains why he still remains single 50 years after Hisana's death. This was inspired by ‘My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single’ by Seriously Yours. Read and review!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
21 Ways for Hotaru Imai to Earn off Bunny Boy by Snippets of the Dream Catcher reviews
Hotaru is tired of Ruka chasing her every time she takes a photo of him. To distress, she locked herself in her lab and scribbled out some ways to shake him off as well as to earn money.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Hotaru I., Ruka N. - Complete
Mayuri's experiment by rolf-hitsugaya reviews
Mayuri wants to try an experiment, and many people have rejected him. Toshiro, Ichigo, even Aizen! But what happens when Byakuya agrees? Randomness. T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Mayuri K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Persona 3 : Naruto Files by alkaidxhaseo reviews
8 years ago, an enigmatic demon bringing a message to Naruto of the prophecy of the Fall. He was given a task : to make sure Minato Arisato sealed Death according to the prophecy.
Crossover - Naruto & Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Naruto U., Protagonist
How to Tackle Him for Dummies by blackcat9517 reviews
How to Tackle Him for Dummies is a guide for Mikan Sakura on how to make Natsume Hyuuga confess. Includes a bonus feature
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
I'm not gay ! by KellyYeoh reviews
When Mikan thinks that Natsume is gay she tends to help him out but little does she know, Natsume isnt gay. at all. I suck at summaries, please R&R .
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Hidan's Prayer by deleted5656 reviews
Hidan prays to god. - Only talking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
50 Ways To Annoy Hitsugaya Toshiro by Leaf-san reviews
This is the final, long awaited ending of the "50 Ways to Annoy" series. Lots of people have been asking for a Shiro-chan version, so here it is. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Confession Day! by Super-Blob08 reviews
A day of love? I smell Narumi all over it! Will Natsume finally confess? Or will someone else take the spotlight? Wait, Mikan actually thinking! What will the results of this day be! One-shot! MxN! Plz Read and Review!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Leave Out The Rest by Gaara's angel reviews
Linkin Park... sad... itachi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Mahal Kita I Love You by sakurablossoms18 reviews
"Do I have to repeat it again and again? I love you too," said Natsume while smirking at her. "But how-?" "You're not the only genius here, Polka."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Ichigo and his Friends, Trouble 日本語版 by RyuseiStreamGirl reviews
黒崎一護の学校に新しく来た転校生たち。一人はなんと!彼の幼なじみ? だけど、彼女たちが死神たちの戦いに巻き込まれたら、いったいどうなる? R&R would help! お願いね O
Bleach - Rated: T - Japanese - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
50 Ways To Torment Byakuya Kuchiki by Leaf-san reviews
I had so much fun doing the Aizen version, I just had to do another one. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Byakuya K. - Complete
50 Ways to Harass Sosuke Aizen by Leaf-san reviews
The title says it all.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
The Day Hotaru Imai Died by Permanent Violet reviews
Hotaru was beautiful, intelligent and had a boyfriend anyone would kill to get their hands on. But one day, one day someone did. This is a story told by three people, Hotaru the killed , Sumire the killer and Ruka the boyfriend .
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hotaru I., Ruka N. - Complete
10 Ways To Ditch School by theodorant reviews
Kanon-the author & Natsume make a list on how to ditch school. Use humor to understand the list. ARIGATO! *Do not follow.. xD
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Natsume H. - Complete
Immortal Innocence by Onileo reviews
On a hot summer day, Hidan makes an unusual friend. Rated for language of course,lol and mild violence. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Narumi's a women! by XxShugoCharaCafexX reviews
what happends when Misaki-sensei finds a black bra in Narumi-sensei's closet? funny things.... Way better then the summury.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Facts about Natsume by Sakura Mikan by Mist of Clandestine reviews
13. He is so sensitive! He once cried watching ‘A walk to remember’. 22. He has a HUGE crush on Taylor Swift. All you need to know about him is right here! One shot!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
剣ちゃん、どこですか。 by annyenil reviews
A short vignettish thing written with the bare minimial grammar that I have grasped over the past six months. Failing attempt, but well, here it is. Kenpachi and Yachiru. My warm-up again.
Bleach - Rated: K - Japanese - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
PG 13 by WanderingAround reviews
Hidan argues with Masashi Kishimoto about whether his dialogue is "age appropriate" or not. Crack fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hidan - Complete
キスしようよ! by Shinyaaaa reviews
Natsume x Mikan 蜜柑と棗はもう付き合ってる、でも自分達以外誰も知らない、いつかばれるでしょう・
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Hidan's Sleepless Nights by BANG-it's Revy reviews
When Hidan can't sleep because of annoying music every night, he brings the Akatsuki together for a little chat. One-shot ! Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Hidan - Complete
How to piss off Hidan by ChaosTheHellHound reviews
READ THE TITLE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Hidan - Complete
PERSONA IS GAY THAN YOU THOUGHT by iko-chan201 reviews
ONE SHOT.this story is about persona is very gay..one day he wearing like girl,the he enter jinno room..then them....want know what will happen next?pls read..
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy and Shock Natsume by Hop3lessRomantic reviews
Natsume never shows any emotions so lets go annoy him!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
50 Reasons Why I Hate Mikan Sakura by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Number 32: I hate her clumsiness. She trips too much for her own good and sometimes, I actually think she’s clumsy on purpose so that her panties are exposed to me, but then she runs into a street lamp and that reason flies out the window. MikanNatsume #9
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
When you're mad by Spring Emerald reviews
Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose, when you make your angry face? Could it be the way you storm around, that makes me wanna tear you down? You're so damn sexy, when you're mad...
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hotaru I., Ruka N. - Complete
When Hidan Becomes a Swear word by Anime-All-The-Way-Un reviews
like the title says when hidan becomes a swear word, dont worry there is no swearing in this short story
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Uchiha Itachi: The Darkness Of The Eyes by Puppet God NeoKankuro reviews
My First Fanfiction Plz Review. Not very long, Pretty clean exept for some violence And one swear. The Story of Itachi Uchiha Before and after the Uchiha clan Massacre, from his perspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Compensation by Kitsuru reviews
Oneshot Sai meet Kurosaki Ichigo, Substitute Shinigami. Ichigo meet Sai, your worst nightmare. And yes, fate DOES hate you.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Animal Itachi Has Become by Mily-chan reviews
A oneshot songfic to the song Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace. It's my view on what Uchiha Itachi was thinking when he murdered his entire clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single by Seriously Yours reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
私の愛 by marikoluvsanime reviews
これは私の最初日本の詩のもう一つの版である。 楽しみなさい! This is another version of my first Japanese poem. Enjoy! There is also an English translation too though, it has been edited a little. Title: My Love sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Japanese - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mizu Kagami by Relinquished reviews
A hearttoheart, bytheriver session offers the chance to communicate emotions for two special angels. Then again, maybe just being alone with each other is enough. OphanimonSeraphimon oneshot.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Seraphimon, Ophanimon - Complete
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re:Trinity's Savior reviews
I died on Earth. It just wasn't fair to go before my time. So the Goddess of Gaia has given me a second chance at life. Just on one condition, find a way to rewrite history...Yeah...about that, how will I survive long enough to do that? Well, it seems simple enough...Wait...frick...why am I bound to get myself killed? Several times over perhaps? Maybe I just should of stayed dead.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Vincent V., Rufus, Sephiroth, Genesis R.
Seven Deadly Sins of Gaia reviews
Written for Wishing-Fire's Seven Deadly Sins Challenge. Seven characters, each having commited a deadly sin. Who commited each sin? Read to find out if you dare...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Crime/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Genesis R., Sephiroth
くノ一症候群:シニアイヤー reviews
See english version. CANCELED!
Naruto - Rated: T - Japanese - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Kunoichi Syndrome: Senoir Year reviews
A sequel to Origins. enjoy! Reviews are welcome. CANCELED DUE TO LOSS OF MANUSCRIPT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Kunoichi Syndrome: Origins Japanese version
This is a translation of my original fic Kunoichi Syndrome: Origins.
Naruto - Rated: T - Japanese - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,502 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Kunoichi Syndrome: Origins reviews
My first fanfiction completed. Please read. There is some Japanese in the story. I've translated it to the best of my ability. Please correct me if I'm wrong. Please and Thank you. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Still Doll Full Japanese reviews
4th one-shot translated
Naruto - Rated: T - Japanese - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Arsenium Japanese
Another one of my one shots translated.
Naruto - Rated: T - Japanese - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Published: 7/30/2010
Lithium Japanese
Translating my one shots.
Naruto - Rated: T - Japanese - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,249 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lithium reviews
A one shot story. ItachiXoc. Inspired by Evanessence Lithium. Lithium is my test oc so please tell me what you think of my oc. Please and Thank you.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
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