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Joined 07-17-02, id: 235930, Profile Updated: 04-27-13
Author has written 14 stories for Devil May Cry, True Blood, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

I use voice recognition Software to type.

knowbrainer.com (quite possibly the coolest company ever) shipped shipped my voice recognition goodies ahead of the compatible mtech laptop they were designed to go with. Against all common sense, I'm running Dragon NaturallySpeaking 12 premium in Linux (Ubuntu 12)

If your community has a local freecycle,And you liked my writing enough to tolerate my writing , I'm pretty much always in need of accessibility equipment replacement/repair. Currently need two different Wacom stylus replacements--among other things.

If you don't know what freecycling is ,it's literally giving away What people don't need anymore to the people do --and it's not about poverty ,but rather making the most out of the resources we already have .So there's absolutely no shame in it whatsoever :-)

Click below daily or a bunch of starving people will come to your house to eat you!

(Either way, problem solved :-)

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Priorities by Lady-SM reviews
A follow on from THAT S5 Pam and Eric clip. Pam wants Eric to release her, and when he won't, she takes matters into her own hands, with disastrous results. Multi-chapter, with everyone, but it's a Pam/Eric story. AU now that S5 has started
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Pam, Eric N.
The Influence of a Fae by snowflakes849 reviews
What if Sookie was a bit younger when she came across Eric and how would this effect Godric's life?
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,050 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sookie S., Godric
Again by Crisi TM reviews
What if Sookie was shot by Debbie Pelt and amnesiac Eric decides to turn her. What happens when Eric regains his memories? Eric/Sookie
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,878 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sleepless in Shreveport by Suki59 reviews
Sookie hears the voice of a lonely caller on the radio one night, and her life is never the same. Set in Book 1, this sweet little romance is for Rebelina11 from her Secret Santa in the Sookie's Secret Santa fic exchange.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sookie, Interrupted by Jan of Arc reviews
What if Sookie's parents had listened to the doctors? Hadley and Sophie-Ann rescue Sookie from a Mental Facility. Spoilers up to short story 'One Word Answer'. AU/OOC. Re-posting from Live Journal.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,770 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
If Wishes Could Fly, We Would Never See the Sun by Sookie's Secret Santa reviews
To: Bill Compton. From Secret Santa. Bill finds a friend in a small town bartender but will she believe his tale of why people should be wary of making wishes at Christmas? Promo for our Festive Fic Exchange.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Bill - Complete
Fangleurs! by Sookie's Secret Santa reviews
To - Blakesboogie. From – Your Secret Santa. The year is 2061. Sookie Stackhouse has been frozen in time due to a bizarre icebox incident. When she's defrosted, she finds that Vampires have taken drastic measures in their effort to mainstream.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Fangtasia Stories by Honeypop reviews
Ever wondered what happens behind closed doors at Fangtasia? This is a fun look at all the Eric and Pam moments we never got to find out about or witness in the books! Spoilers through all books, including DR.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,461 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Eric, Pam - Complete
I'm thinking Christmas Cards by mistressofthepink reviews
"It was not often that you heard the vampire actually laugh. This only served to peak her amusement and Pam took no precaution before opening the door..."
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Eric's decision by mistressofthepink reviews
Eric could pinpoint the exact moment he had made the conscious decision to turn Pam.
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Eric N., Pam - Complete
Blondes at War by vilannh reviews
What if Pam had issues with Sookie. What would Eric do if he was stuck in the middle of his two favorite blonds?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Sookie, Pam - Complete
God of the Living Dead in Dallas by IceK7-1 reviews
The portrayal of Godric's death was epic, but imagine how things would have changed, if he had lived. This is one version of how it could have played out.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,555 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - [Godric, Sookie S.] - Complete
Love Me Dead by AllHailAugustus reviews
What if Bill had drained Sookie in that car trunk in Jackson?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,272 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Sookie, Eric
The Highest Power by Horseygirl7 reviews
The vampire royalty in the U.S. are not the only ones interested in Sookie. What will happen when the vampire queen of the world comes to clean up the messes made by the Queen of Lousiana and the King of Mississippi?
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Franklin M., Sookie S.
Restoration by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Age of Eric One Shot Contest First Place Judge's Round - A melancholic Eric wanders Restoration London, but a chance encounter changes everything for him. AH Rated M - Slash. Mature sexual themes and content.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Eric - Complete
Five Reasons, interrupted by BooksCatsEtc reviews
A very, very brief glimpse into the Tara/Franklin 'ship which assumes it's a few months along in time and that they are on more or less friendly terms with each other. And, I own nothing. I'm only playing with toys Alan Ball owns.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Tara T., Franklin M. - Complete
Allen Wrenches or A Handful of Norsemen by At A Venture reviews
E/S. Eric and Sookie visit Ikea. Hilarity ensues. FLUFF for my fluffy bunnies, Ziggy and Linds.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
No Thrill Left in Feeding on the Willing by Eternallybills reviews
Soft-core domination fantasy, NC-17. Based on Eric's comment to the hooker at Hotel Camilla. His response to her offer to fake it: "Only if you're really, really good at it." She wasn't, but what if he met someone who really, really was?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Eric N. - Complete
In The Box by Dyce reviews
Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
Blue Seed Drabbles by The Masked Hentai reviews
Drabbles (mini-fics of exactly 100 or 200 words) -- The ups and downs of Momiji's and Kusanagi's relationship
Blue Seed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2003
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Starcrossed Wishing Stars reviews
fanggbangers weekly1shots,week17 "I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for." shipped my voice recognition goodies early ,so goody-goody gumdrops , it's time to pick on Eric and Sookie ;-) This is a truncated version of the original story idea, as my Linux OS is not supported.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
OkamaaChikkuNa Fine Fairy Ass Check is in the Male
Lafayette Vs Fairies HVH week24:fairies Rated teen for philosophical cultural clash misinterpreted by all,non explicit nakedness and undetailed implied sex.Languages mutilated:English,Japanese,&French
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Lafayette - Complete
Trzy Blondynki:Elves seen by glow of vampire reviews
This is the unofficial sequel to,"Two Blondes",Which was the opening story for Charlene Harris's"Death takes a vacation".Eric joins Sookie and Pam as our third blonde.This is the ABRIDGED EDIT.fang readers1shot Theme:Santa Claus and/or Christmas elves
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
HVH Menggerumut necrophilia Newlin AKA afwan reviews
a good laugh at the Reverend Steve Newlin's expense:- RatedMfor illegal human remains desecration,and insensitivity to mental illness involving the former.Languages mutilated English,Japanese,Aramaic,&Indonesian. FangReadersWeek22HVH"zombies"
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sarah, Steve Newlin
The communication of not communicating:AWARDS EDIT reviews
The communication of not communicating THE FANGREADERS AWARDS EDIT A meta-fanfic staring Sookie&Eric&Every single writer of fan fiction out there-Our favorite Viking has plans for ;- The promotional edition of this for the 1st Annual Fangreaders Awards
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
the sounds of a billion fan girls cryingBloodTypeB reviews
"Eric as a supernatural other than a vampire"For fang readers1shot Week49 and the Asian horoscope BloodType project of my own.Historically accurate. Story is rated m for sexualized language&situations no lemons religious content Chinese and Norse
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Eric - Complete
Jive Turkey reviews
Eric VS a vampiric turkey of a rather unexpected kind.FangReaders 1shot Week 48. Rated mature for language-both the use and abuse of the English language in particular.And yes,this is really a story and not just a string of jokes.Still funny though:-
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Eric - Complete
KonKonAKAstill got love for those double entendres reviews
Pam's story hijacked the HVH theme:The Pelts week20 fang readers.Languages mutilated English and Japanese.Please send undie donations to Fangtasia during your next charitable impulse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Pam, Debbie - Complete
Hiya hiya AKA ain't double entendres fun reviews
fang reader's Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge Week 19 For week ending: Sunday, November 20 Theme: Pink spandex languages mutilated English and Japanese
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eric
History is a pack of lies agreed upon reviews
Tramatic Content warning:you don't have to be a monster to be a monster in a horror story.Also,please include your local phone numbers for victims in the review section.1.800.656.HOPE FangReadersWeek47 1shot Theme:Men.Can't live with'em.Can't kill'em
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Bartlett, Jesus V.
They are all heroes reviews
My unique take on Quinncest! Sorry people,still twisted,but no twist of lemon.Rated M for cursing and subject matter. fang-readers'Week 46 1shot Theme: "It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are." –e.e. cummings
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Quinn, Frannie - Complete
Eric's Vette reviews
Origin of Eric Northman's famous corvette. It's not your typical love story,but I promise it's very lovable its own unique way :- It's an answer to the fang readers weekly one shot challenge "Eric's red Corvette". I think I scared them;- How about
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Eric - Complete
Unclean reviews
FANG READERS at live journal's Drabble Challenge no 32
True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Lafayette R. - Complete
On the hardships of being half devil and all style reviews
{the original upload of this story was missing crucial lines of text, and has now been fixed :-) Story Summary =a speech Dante may someday give his grandsons;-)
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2002