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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Location: Canada

Sex: Male


March 14, 2014

So, I went back and read some of my old stories. Holy shit, some of them are Hella bad.

Deleted a bunch.

Nothing of any consequence was lost.


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Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,582 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3497 - Favs: 7,330 - Follows: 9,873 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5725 - Favs: 6,389 - Follows: 8,013 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 15110 - Favs: 22,194 - Follows: 21,853 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14770 - Favs: 20,268 - Follows: 17,750 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 3,848 - Follows: 5,678 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Gravesong: Requiem by CareOtters reviews
In order to become the Master of Death, Harry Potter must first master the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 5,657 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4401 - Favs: 10,079 - Follows: 10,435 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it. Currently on Hold - I will resume it eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,555 - Reviews: 2647 - Favs: 8,154 - Follows: 9,234 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3571 - Favs: 9,605 - Follows: 10,878 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3106 - Favs: 7,734 - Follows: 9,339 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 5,391 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11006 - Favs: 6,984 - Follows: 6,266 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Veela Life Debts by jojobevco reviews
When enmity between two civilizations causes Harry to save a young girl's life, a bond forms. When a dangerous task causes Harry to save another girl, another bond forms. These bonds put him on a path that could change the world. Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,218 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., Fleur D.]
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 4,834 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Neverending Road by Leitbur reviews
Hikaru's journey through the world of the pros continues, facing opponents new and old as well as challenges of the heart. Takes place after the series ends.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 79 - Words: 478,946 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 5,907 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Mother In Law's Love by Perspicacity reviews
Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7274 - Favs: 8,625 - Follows: 4,791 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 4,796 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 458 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Point by Caliburn reviews
Filius Flitwick has had his fill of giving the same "Wingardium Leviosa" speech every year. When he left The Dueling Circuit, he did so to teach, not to instruct. He finds someone to pass his knowledge of magic to in Harry Potter. 6th Year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,939 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Pendant of Slytherin by Neednotknowtheirname reviews
6/7th year fic. Harry decides he wants to do things his way, because Dumbledore's method of defeating Voldemort just doesn't appeal. He finds friends in unexpected places and embarks on a method of defeat in which he sometimes holds little hope. H/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 481,824 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 190 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Parting The Continents by Big D on a Diet reviews
Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Forced Confessions by Scorpia710 reviews
A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape's storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Winner of the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 440 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Laundry by keelhaulrose reviews
Alone and suffering in the forest on Christmas, Harry and Hermione steal a moment just for themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 4,060 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
101 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by The Santi reviews
What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ron W.
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 268 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Bibliophile by cloneserpents reviews
During the trio's stay at Grimmauld Place in DH, Hermione spends some quality alone time with a good book. PURE SMUT. You'll find no plot to water down the smut in this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Silence Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 184 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
The Life of Brian: A Super Harry Parody by Perspicacity reviews
At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4561 - Favs: 10,535 - Follows: 4,783 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Time to Dance by Laurielove reviews
One-shot. Five years after the war. Deathly Hallows compliant. Harry one day comes across a woman he has not seen for many years. Rated M for good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry's Curiosity by hrmny4etrnty2 reviews
Some itches are better left unscratched. Harry has an Unforgivable request of Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 91 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 8171 - Favs: 9,169 - Follows: 4,849 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Tease by cloneserpents reviews
After Quidditch practice, Harry receives some unexpected attention. 5th Year AU! PWP SMUT/MYSTERY. NON-CONSENT! FEMME—DOM!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Cuckolding at Shell Cottage by cloneserpents reviews
All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,516 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 591 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 3,956 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare by picascribit reviews
2002: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin. But there is only one woman Dudley is interested in getting to know. Written 2009, edited 2017. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2009 - [Dudley D., Cho C.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Requiem by Raine Haruto reviews
It was not that Dudley didn't fit in with the others; no, it was that he was adamant about staying a loner and to avoid everyone. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Blaise Z., Dudley D. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 548 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stiff Competition by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
So. I hear you’re trying to take my title. - What can the top dog do but harass the new guy? genma vs. naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Genma S., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 5,166 - Follows: 1,420 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3624 - Favs: 6,550 - Follows: 3,904 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1696 - Favs: 3,582 - Follows: 4,305 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 301 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,276 - Follows: 662 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Man in the Moon by cloneserpents reviews
Luna seeks company on a cold and lonely night. Dark one-shot with a touch of Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 443 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders’ Horcrux by The Santi reviews
On the eve of their graduation from Hogwarts, a drunk James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew took drastic steps to protect the tradition of pranking at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 166 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 655 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Eternal Purity by freeak reviews
Seeing Luna walking at night next to the lake, Harry decides he should help her not being discovered. He grabs his invisiblity cloak. What things will happen next to the lake, and under the cloak?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 4,077 - Follows: 936 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 193 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The last dinosaur’s roar by IP82 reviews
PostDH. ONESHOT. Harry sets himself on one last desperate quest to prevent the apocalyptic future. But will he have the guts to do what needs to be done, for the greater good? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 4,883 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 543 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4404 - Favs: 7,446 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 418 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 365 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Murder at the Burrow by Ruskbyte reviews
The game is afoot! Murder most foul is the topic of conversation this day at the Burrow. So many things need to be decided... how... where... when... and most important of all... who...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., George W.
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 300 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Flashbacks by Backroads reviews
Dumbledore, during his last moments of life, racks his brain for clues that Snape was against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
The Refiners Fire by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sixth year. Harry comes to terms with Sirius's death and learns to enjoy life again. But there’s a war on, and his life is in danger. Canon w OC. Ships: HOC HG RH RT Prequel to The Time of Destiny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 413,444 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 7,153 - Follows: 1,763 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blaise's Birthday Party! by Backroads reviews
Hogwarts students throw a surprise party for Blaise in honor of his many achievements. Or try to, any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 245 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? by Backroads reviews
Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
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Darkly Dreaming Harry reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,800 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Plugging Some Holes With a Handwave or Two reviews
When an author 'Handwaves' something, that means they plug a plot hole with a flimsy explanation. JKR loves doing this, but sadly, she doesn't do it well. Shall I plug those holes myself? Well, I'll do my best at least. Oneshots, Twoshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P.
It's Not Easy Being Veela reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Wizards are stupid reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
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