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Joined 05-11-10, id: 2359760, Profile Updated: 02-24-12
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.

About me:

Appearance: Brown hair, brown eyes. Good luck picking me out of a crowd!

Location: In front of my computer

Interests: Acting, writing, reading, fanfiction, the internet

You can find me in these places:

http://mockingjay.net/ -Turq8

http://dogdayzz.com/index.php -Turq8 (#12285)

http://www.mutt-z.com/index.php -Turq8 (#2088)

Fanfiction (You're here!)


Favorite Quotes:

The Hunger Games:

'"So, you're supposed to give us advice," I say to Haymitch. "Here's some advice. Stay alive," says Haymitch, and then bursts out laughing.' - Katniss and Haymitch, The Hunger Games, Page 56

"It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman." - Katniss, The Hunger Games, Page 67

"Well, you better learn fast. You've got about as much charm as a dead slug," - Haymitch, The Hunger Games, Page 117

Nancy Drew Movie:

Nancy: "Can I ask you a question? Can you tell when a girl looks at you and is thinking how much she likes you and wondering if you like her but is thinking how important it is for you to say how you feel before she says anything more about how she feels about you?"

Ned: "...Can you repeat the question?"


A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

You know you're addicted to The Hunger Games when:

1. Every time you see or hear the word 'Mockingbird' your mind automatically replaces it with 'Mockingjay' (Guilty, and the reason I'm making this list!)

2. You know the exact number of days until Mockingjay comes out, without looking it up (This one is kind of redundant now...)

3. You know every known district's job by heart (I wanna know what 5, 6 and 9 do!)

4. You know which district is where in the current North America (I think I've got it mostly figured out, but a full color map would be nice *coughcough*)

5. You've suddenly developed an interest in archery (I've never been so excited to go to summer camp!)

6. Every time someone says "cinnamon" you think "Cinna!" before you process the rest of the word (GO CINNA!)

7. You have read each book upside down and backwards out of boredom (Actually, no, but I know someone that did!)

8. You've developed an aversion to the smell of blood and roses (Blood, yes. Roses, no.)

9. You can actually come up with enough things to make a list like this (Yes, I'm coming up with this all on my own)


Funny Quotes

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty!

Hey, just because I have ADD does not mean that I- Hey, look, a bunny! I'm sorry, what was I saying? Oh, right. Just because I have ADD does not mean that I get distracted easily.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

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Not One For The Diary by hannahncakes reviews
Because not every moment with the Doctor is visiting a new planet, fighting for your life or saving the world. Sometimes it's just the two of them doing things far more important. These things you can't even write, you have to just live them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 126 - Words: 138,597 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Of Mirrors and Mayhem by Cerulean Apocalypse reviews
After the Everafter War, the Grimms decide to wipe Basil's memory of magic, and raise him in the city. When he visits his sisters, though, he notices how strange everyone acts. What's really going on in his family?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,699 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Basil Jr.
Tales of Republic City by DJNS reviews
Vignettes of Kataang family life in Republic City.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,351 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
The first and worst, as far as I know. Now rewritten. Again. It's even legal this time, isn't that exciting?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Viburnum by Hrlyqin reviews
How could he possibly change my entire life if he was going to have me home in five minutes?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, Molly Hooper - Complete
Going Away Means Forgetting by Victory Tastes Like Chocolate reviews
-on hiatus-
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor
The 118th Hunger Games: Will You Take the Crown? by Scriptum Haedus reviews
This is a sequel to the 117th Hunger Games Will your Character Win? Submit your own character and sponsor them! As I said before the arrow enters the neck, the sword strikes the chest, and the berry passes the mouth! *CLOSED*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,567 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Other tributes
The 120th Hunger Games: The Downfall of Us All by sleetinthesummer reviews
I could not breathe. I could not think. I just closed my eyes, and let the predator end my misery.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,843 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Therapy by AnastasiaPhoenix1678 reviews
Because being the weapons of the saviors of Olympus isn't easy. WARNING: Crack-fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Emily Z., Cerberus - Complete
Life Through Sea Green Eyes by grand admiral chelli reviews
The story of Finnick Odair's life, starting at the 65th Hunger Games and working its way up to and through the Hunger Games trilogy. Now complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 185,859 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
The 175th Hunger Games: Will Your Tribute Triumph? by Chocolatiee reviews
It's the Quarter Quell and the Capitol is allowing the tributes to recieve alterations. Mental and physical, they can enhance or decline your tribute's game. Will your tribute triumph?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 96,082 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010
Least of These by J. T. O'Connell reviews
This is a new story that takes place during the first Hunger Games book and lines up with the others. Most of the characters are new as well. If you would like a copy for an e-reader, email me: jtoconnell at twistedlexicon dot com.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,857 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Memories: Volume 1 by maddy-smile reviews
Finnick And Annie - His perspective, his thoughts, his life, his love. **Nothing Mockingjay related**
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Cinna by gkkstitch reviews
A series of small drabbles and vignettes about Cinna, the stylist, covering "The Hunger Games" and "Catching Fire." NOW COMPLETE
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,657 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Cinna - Complete
Questions by ivyflightislistening reviews
Percy spontaneously asks Annabeth to marry him one summer. A one-shot about the day. Some mature themes, Percabeth, humor, typical Percy/Annabeth adventures. "Well, I could publicly proclaim my undying love to you in front of all these good people."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
The Girl Behind the Symbol by onetraveller reviews
Blonde hair, blue eyes, Margaret knows exactly what she is doing when she puts the pin in the strong, jaded brunette's hands. She knows that she is ruining the girl's life. But she must. Madge's last moments, and her recollections on the pin scene.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
Letters of Lament by cinfinngale reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games Lament to their creator, Suzanne Collins, about their endings in letters. Post-Mockingjay spoilers!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Peeta M., Cinna
The MarySue Games by LunaPadma reviews
In which you send in Mary-Sues and watch as they get slaughtered. Submit the most Sueish character you can think of and they will 'grace' the computer screen. And then we can watch and laugh as they die!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Other tributes
Big Big Day! by snickerdoodlepurplebunnies reviews
There is more to the District 12 escort that meets the eye, and with the rebellion openly defying the Capitol, she will do whatever it takes to bring down Snow. Look out Capitol, Effie is planning to bring you down, and her plans always work.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Female Morphling, Haymitch A.
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Godly Guide to Writing Fanfiction by storm-brain reviews
In which Aish Sheva, Zoe Nightshade, Theia47 and storm-brain go interview the gods about writing tips. Features Apollo on characters, Athena on plot, Ares on cliches, Aphrodite and Artemis debating the use or romance, and more. **needs rewrite**
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,253 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Apollo, Athena
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Lemonade by It'sTimeToDance reviews
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I hate lemonade. Very short little musings of Melissa during lunch one day.
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
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YOUR 8th Hunger Games! reviews
The forgotten Hunger Games- or were they purposely hidden, deemed an embarrassment to the Capitol? The Gamemakers are still fixing the kinks, as it's only the 8th Games. What could possibly go wrong? **CLOSED** We're up to the 3rd day of the Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Other tributes
Poisonous Snow reviews
The story of Snow's descent into evil as he ascends the social ladder.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Pres. Snow
100 Themes reviews
Poison. Insanity. Innocence. Silence. Memory. 100 one-shots written for Maristela Freesia's 100 theme challenge. Check it out!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011
Freaky Flyday reviews
Three-shot. The Flock really gets to walk in each others shoes! Read to find out why -next chapter-!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010
The Music Challenge reviews
8 Drabbles, based on songs
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete