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Im in LOVE with The TWILIGHT SAGA!
But More of BREAKING DAWN!
My Favorite TWILIGHT SAGA Characters
4. fell in love with 12. 12 dated 4. and 6. 6. ran off with 8. 8. kissed 4. 12. caught 4. and 8. kissing. Then 5. dated 6. and 6. kissed 4. and 3. 3. slapped 9. 10. took 11. 11. married 2. 2. kissed 12. 11. found out and hit 12. 11. went to 1. and 1. kissed 5. 4. smacked 1. for kissing 5. Then 8. kissed 9. Next 2. was getting followed by 7. 7. kissed 10. 2. kissed 11. and 4.
Rosalie fell in love with Aro. Aro dated Rosalie and Alice. Alice ran off with Jane. Jane kissed Rosalie. Aro caught Rosalie and Jane kissing. Then Rosalie dated Bella. Bella kissed Emmett. And Alice slapped Alete. Marcus took Caicus. Caicus married Renesmee. Renesmee kissed Aro. Caicus found out and hit Aro. Caicus went to Edward. And Edward kissed Rosalie and Emmett. Emmett smack Edward for kissing rosalie. Then Jane kissed Alete. Next Renesmee was getting followed by victoria. Victoria went to Marcus. Renesmee kissed caicus and Emmett.
Its a joke. I typed random numbers. So thats who they got. I'm not Gay. Its just who they got.
1. I married.
2. We are BFF.
3. My sister in law.
4. My brother in law.
5. My sister in law.
6. My friend(kinda).
7. My ex boyfiend ex.
8. Can't stand.
9. Can't stand.
10. Can't stand.
11. Can't stand.
12. Can't stand.
I got 32 stories.
Renesmee's big SLAP 1-7-All Complete
Bella Book 1: Loves Edward-Complete
Bella Book 2: Babies-Complete
Bella Book 3: Hurt, Family, Relationship, and Joy-Complete
Bella Book 4: The Final Chapter-Complete
To hard for Alice alone-Complete
The Tan and the Tanless-In Progress
Bree Tanner is a Cullen-In Progress
Twins and Love is forever- In Progress
Fighting For the One You Love-in Progress
Jane is human again-In Progress
Emmett Rosalie and Simple Plan-In Progress
Renesmee SLAPS back-In Progress
Bad Girl Bella-In Progrress
The Imprinter-In Process
Love Game- In Process
Vampires on Twitter-In Process
Behind Gold Eyes-In Progress
Twilight Fanfiction Contest- Complete
What if its Zeke?-In Progress
Bad Romance-In Progress
Bromance Diaries-In Progress
Why Can't It Be Us?-In Progress
Little Sneaky- In Progress
We Booked Our Flight Those Years Ago- In Progress
Hot and Steamy
Degrassi: Love of our generation-In Progress
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM
IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU CONSIDER NAMING IT EDWARD OR BELLA COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
You know you live in the twentieth centurywhen...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't Obseeseed With many things.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
31. I need to find Isle Esme.
You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...
1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn at least 3 times. 10 for me
2) You know you're obsessed with Twilight when...
3) You know that most of your friends will try to bag on Twilight the Movie, but then you'll get defensive and start yelling at them for saying that all the actors/actresses are all wrong and that they will ruin the movie when the actors/actresses don't match their exact mental picture of said character.
4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site.
5) You have reread a lot of these pages.
6)You read fanfiction about Twilight.
7)You write fanfiction about Twilight
8)At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says something about Twilight or its characters. ( :D )
9) You constantly count the days until the New Moon movie comes out.
10)For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon/Ecilpse/Breaking Dawn, you acted as a missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read them.
11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it, because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever".
12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them.
13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off.
14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk about.
15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2008 for Breaking Dawn to come out, you almost cried.
16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you like best.
17)You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.
18) No matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, you never get tired of it.
19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing you read.
20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a vampire. (so often...)
21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever.
22) Your personal motto is, vampires are cool, not scary.
23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people who don't understand it just haven't read the book.
24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh.
26) You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information
27) You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns and the fact that you won't sop trying to explain to them why Twilight is the best book in the world
28) You're keeping track of all the "Breaking Dawn Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mea
29) Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website
30) Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series
31) Your screen saver says something about the Twilight Saga
32) You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition
33) You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it
34) You can't believe that most people haven't read the books
35) You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them
36) You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines
37) You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die
38) You know you're addicted, but you don't care
39)You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're psyco
40) You're more excited about the release of Breaking Dawn than anything to do with Harry Potter
41)When you found out that you would have to wait to see the Breaking Dawn cover art and first chapter until you got back from a trip where you couldn't even get near a book store when both items came out the day ater you left, you have a mental breakdown
42) When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown
Kind-of Quotes! like eSurence :) quote, not buy, and print!
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
friends are God's way of apologizing for family
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
my friends say 'look a birdy' behind me in the lunch room then my french fries are gone!!
people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers
your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im tripping you
good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me and not you
Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you
i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!:-)
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you buy a paperback copy of Twilight before you get a hardcover, so that after the cover falls off from reading it 52 time, you can go back and underline every time you see the amazingly beautiful name "Edward." Crazy is when you go to the book stores just to see how many copies of Twilight you can find. Crazy is when you save the extras and deleted parts of the Twilight series, so you can read them later. Crazy is when you watch the TWILIGHT movie for the first time, you hyperventalate when EDWARD comes on (my friend did that) Crazy is when you read a book from the Twilight series that is hard cover and both covers fall of from reading it too much.Crazy is when you thought/think/believe Isle Esme is real and look for it on a map and Google it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! And highlight the ones that you have done before!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. (this one is just hilarious)
The Stupid Test! everyone! join in! you have done at least 5 of these. i know. im physic.
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
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Copy Kitty onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have Jacob Black and Nessie Cullen!)
SOMEONE BEEN ON FANFICTION TO LONG!!!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
1. You are completely in love with this person.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it Because the Bible says That If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven