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Joined 05-11-10, id: 2360207, Profile Updated: 01-17-12
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

Okay, I'll admit it, I have gone insane... or so I thought until I discovered this other world of Twilight obsessed people. I never knew!

Reading Twilight 8+ times through, gave me inspiration to begin the process of writing. *just began the 9th round!! LOL

Not sure if I should reveal this, but Love, Unexpected was not originally a story based on any Twilight characters. It was after I stumbled into FanFiction, that I started wondering if my story could be altered to fit into this genre. In hindsight, maybe I should have substituted Bella for my main character.

There are two lovely banners for Love, Unexpected. One is by Betti Gefecht () and the other is by MsRobPattzMasen (). I love them dearly for taking the interest and time to make them. They are truly talented.

I don't know if I'm that good as a writer, as I have read some awesome FF's so far. All I know is that I enjoy doing it and I enjoy what I write, so there's satisfaction in that in and of itself. I hope at least one person will enjoy it too.

I've also enjoyed reading various other FF's - see my favourites list. Snowqueen Icedragon being my first virginal foray... need I say more?? Check out Master of the Universe at www.50shades.com.

My all-time fave is University of Edward Masen by Sebastien Robichaud - truly a work of art!

*Since I first posted on this profile, I've added more Faves, but have not begun to read some... I just didn't want to lose track of the ones I eventually do want to read.

I'm praying that as I read more I will learn by osmosis to write prolifically. One can hope!

Thanks to my few faithful readers, you make it worthwhile. Forgive me for not being able to give you more depth. I am evolving...

Lemon Wedge Challenge: I posted a short fic featuring Esme and Carlisle. Hope you take a read and review! Lemony Fresh

The Realization in the Rain Challenge: an extremely fun one-shot which surprised me by getting the most hits out of any of my stories \:0

I have begun to expand on this particular story, but am not sure when I will actually begin posting.

In the meantime, Hayley, @WaywardGirl, has made an awesome animated banner for When It Rains, It Pours

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=bf5f09c13b&view=att&th=12dac07e083a1e50&attid=0.1&disp=inline&realattid=f_gj7vrcil0&zw

The I'm with the Band Contest: I entered a fairly long one-shot, really only because it was sitting there in my computer, collecting dust - Chords of Love

My latest 'fic' is called A Tweet Story and was something I first started doing when I learned how to 'Twitter'. It is a laborious process and has taught me a ton of lessons. Fallanydeeper has done a wonderful banner for this fic:

ppss (?) I have also done a translation for RPattzNews on Twitter, back in April/10 (17th I think, give or take a day) on a Finnish magazine article (Me Naiset) with Robert Pattinson - yummy, yummy, which went viral and was copied onto hundreds of other fansites (so exciting) - through @ah_muse_sings

Oh yeah, I'm a Muse FANATIC!! I saw them in concert in Helsinki, Finland on July 19/10 and they were beyond AMAZING!!

I am so excited about the future of my writing. I hope it is adequately conveyed in this profile.

She is so many shades of awesome and a great friend and my Twinsie on Twitter.

ALSO: (don't know why I haven't posted this earlier...)

I have a fairly new blog, where I do author interviews. I'm so excited about it.

As of this date I have interviewed Morgan Locklear, MOG (Bella Voce, currently writing Brutte Parole), Betti Gefecht (song writing collab to MOG), javamomma0921 (The Death of Edward Masen, All That Jazz etc.), Kiya Raven (The Screamers, Diva Diaries etc.), BellaFlan (Becoming Bella Swan), Quantumfizzx (The Plan), Mrs TheKing (Gynazole, Poughkeepsie etc.), Marie and Simone (Disjointed, Sex on Fire etc) AND ...

Sebastien Robichaud who wrote the University of Edward Masen!! He is currently writing The Ice Queen and Mr. McCarty - GO READ!

Please go check it out: www.twi-crazi.blogspot.com

Crazy, as I am, I have begun to re-post L, U - but with major changes and a new title. "Better Late Than Never". It's on my list of fave's *rolls eyes*.

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Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,904 - Reviews: 7150 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 6,520 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10382 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,368 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8249 - Favs: 7,597 - Follows: 7,762 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,516 - Follows: 4,455 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15051 - Favs: 8,649 - Follows: 9,084 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Your True Colors by BettiGefecht reviews
Annie is a single woman, fetching, lucky and mildly obsessed with Twilight. She doesn't miss a thing in her life. Until one day she sees her own personal Edward. Her fantasy starts running wild about a beautiful boy, way too young to even think about it. - - - AH, ExB kind of , rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,317 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2009
Better Late Than Never by LaMsRoble reviews
Bella, a mature single woman, struggling with self-esteem issues, is thirsty and wanders into a Starbucks in Toronto, where she lives. She was happy enough to have been lucky to get a comfy chair, but her luck didn't stop there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,481 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Life In Technicolor by Pemberly Rose reviews
A Jacob and Renesmee story. Renesmee has had a very blessed life. Friends, family, and is constantly surrounded by love. Now she's 16 years old and has grown tired of just being the odd girl out in a family of couples. Full summary inside .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 327,114 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Form of Escapism by flubbles reviews
Bella finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage, whilst going through the motions of everyday life. Her only form of escapism is the romance novels written by the recently retired, reclusive author E.A.M Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 149,866 - Reviews: 4666 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10907 - Favs: 5,595 - Follows: 5,853 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Second Chances by Edward'sChipper reviews
She happens to be stuck on the side of the road, car engine smoking. He happens to be driving back from a conference. Can an accidental meeting really mean a second chance at happiness? Or . . . not?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 230,853 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Charlie S.
Bella Voce by Morgan Locklear reviews
Paris 1891: Bella is a popular stage vocalist and theatre owner. She's also a very powerful vampire. Edward is a piano teacher who attends one of her performances and captures her attention. Together they explore the Bohemian Revolution and each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,691 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12873 - Favs: 7,736 - Follows: 6,177 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Restless by RandomCran reviews
Bella's monochrome existence has left her feeling apprehensive. When the circumstances of tragedy introduce her to Edward, she feels emboldened. What will happen when her life begins to intensify? AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,765 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Bet on Something Worth Losing by dazzled10 reviews
Running from her past Bella and her family moves to Forks. A bet, new friendships and past thats haunting her almost distroys her. Is Bella strong enough to overcome it all and move forward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,673 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Much by WriterMegg reviews
Bella has had a crush on her twin brothers' best friend for what has seemed like forever. What happens when he becomes her greatest supporter after she receives life altering horrible news? Are they destined to be 'just' friends? M 4 Lang/possible lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,210 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Brutte Parole by Morgan Locklear reviews
New York 1892: Bella and her fiancé, Edward, move to America only to discover that the city they chose as their new home is governed by someone from her past. He needs Bella's help and he won't take 'no' for an answer. Sequel to Bella Voce.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 229,812 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3882 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love, Music by SOFisticated1 reviews
Bella, her sister and best friends have started their careers after college. Now that it's all settling, what happens when Bella realizes that love has been starring her in the face? Usual Pairings. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,374 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Load by The Load reviews
So many authors, one delicate story. The rules are simple-Bella and Edward can't die and they must be human. We will combine our imaginations and take you for a ride you won't forget. Welcome to The Load.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,924 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Love Path by Raum reviews
COMPLETE - "A chance encounter. A vampire in a fairy tale. One single day and his eternal life is changed forever." AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9088 - Favs: 8,713 - Follows: 4,902 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Stalkings by quietruby reviews
The lives of two strangers intersect in one packed mall on a very magical Christmas Eve. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Too close by jacksonmccoy reviews
Jasper's just about done playing the part of Alice's Ken doll and when opportunity knocks in the form of a certain russet wolf, he may find no reason to resist temptation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jasper, Jacob
The Human Touch by Jenasys Loveless Lovecraft reviews
Jasper the vampire and Edward the human. A love story, of sorts with lots of drama, humor and Rosalie. NOT Twilight vampires. No sparkling allowed in here unless it's Edward's shoes. M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,479 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Jasper, Edward] - Complete
Finding Liberty by jennde reviews
Outtakes from Finding Home, mostly EPOV. Rated M in case I feel like it at some point later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,379 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Behind Closed Doors by Andrewslove0491 reviews
Bella takes care of Emmett and Rosalie Cullen's twins,but when she walks in on the parents' "alone time," she receives an interesting invitation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/28/2010
The Life and Death of Edward Anthony Masen by javamomma0921 reviews
Edward Masen is 17 in 1918. The first World War is raging and the Spanish Influenza is about to hit. What happens one night in October that changes Edward's destiny forever? FINALIST for Best Canon in the Faithful Shipper Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Mr Wrong by emmyemmers reviews
Isabella Swan, famous relationship therapist, is set to release her much anticipated book, Finding Mr. Right for You, on the day of her wedding. But what happens when Bella's Mr. Right leaves her at the altar? Enter Edward, her Mr. Wrong. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12493 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Summer Cottage reviews
Edward takes a trip to Jasper's family cottage, where a girl, Bella, catches his eye. She is oblivious, being pursued by Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Edward, Bella
Love, Unexpected reviews
Edward Cullen wanders into a Starbucks and has an encounter with a woman slightly older than himself. There's something about those eyes of hers...draws him inexplicably to him...she's dumbfounded and lonely.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Escort reviews
Bella smashed through the proverbial glass ceiling of the corporate world, to become CEO of her own Fortune 500 company. She gave up on love, choosing to deal with her physical needs as business transactions. One-shot for FSAA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
VampBella reviews
Alone for centuries because she tries to not prey upon humans, vamp Bella accidentally stumbles upon a sleepy little town of Forks, WA. She meets Edward, out for a stroll early one morning. O/S
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Christmas Party
This is an Outtake for Love, Unexpected...it answers a question about Edward's past...it's already in Chapter 16, but am posting separately here. Enjoy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chords of Love reviews
Bella, a tourist in Helsinki meets an intriguing man who surprises her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,469 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When It Rains, It Pours reviews
Edward is a high-powered exec, whose love life is lifeless...until he meets Bella, his company temp
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lemony Fresh reviews
Entry into Lemon Wedge Challenge. Esme and Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete