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Joined 05-11-10, id: 2360352, Profile Updated: 06-02-11
Author has written 7 stories for Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Lost, Watership Down, Tamar, 1408, Twilight, and Office.

To All Of My Readers:

I've slacked off on 'The Lost Office'... again.

Eventually, eventually, I'll add onto my other stories.

Thanks for your patience!

beenden Sie es.

Quote: (The Hitcher) Living on the edge of a broken dream. Live to live another day.

Quote: (Moulin Rouge) Come what may.

Quote: (The Fountain) He said death was his father's road to awe. That's what he called it. The road to awe.

Quote: (The Hitcher) Feels good, doesn't it?

Quote: (Burn After Reading) I don't think you would disapprove. I don't think you would disapprove.

Quote: (The Prestige) Now you're looking for the secret.

Quote: (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford) I'm sorry to hear you feel that way, as I put such stock in your opinion.

Quote: (No Country for Old Men) Where does he work?

Quote: (The Village) Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others won't know we want to do them.

Quote: (Burn After Reading) I found it on the floor there. Just lying there.

Quote: (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Far Out!

Quote: (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford) You want to investigate my courage? Do you? Find out! Find out!

Quote: (The Fountain) Our bodies are prisons for our souls.

Quote: (Burn After Reading) I don't hammer!

Quote: (The Fountain) Every shadow, no matter how deep, is threatened by morning light.

Quote: (Lord of the Rings) There is an evil there that does not sleep.

Quote: (The Prestige) The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.

Quote: (Gone Baby Gone) When I was young, I asked my priest how you could get to heaven and still protect yourself from all the evil in the world. He told me what God said to His children. "You are sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents, yet innocent as doves."

Quote: (Moulin Rouge) The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Quote: (Visioneers) Jeffers morning.

Quote: (The Killer Inside Me) It's always lightest before the dark.

Quote: (Black Swan) Feel my touch. Respond to it.

Quote: (Metropia) Dandruff shampoo has only one known side-effect... it gives you dandruff.

Tod ist die Straße zur Ehrfurcht.

Stuff I Like:

I like everything German. I can't speak it or read it, but I like to pretend I can. I also love to read, write, draw pictures, watch movies, and play soccer, among other things.

Drinks:

Coke, Izze, Champagne, and anything carbonated/sparkling.

Movies:

The Hitcher, The Prestige, Watership Down, Moulin Rouge, The Matrix, The Fountain, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Across the Universe, Eagle Eye, The Village, The Island, Burn After Reading, X-men,Pride and Prejudice, Plague Dogs, Silent Hill, Lord of the Rings, No Country for Old Men, The Neverending Story, Secret of NIMH, Back to the Future, Lady in the Water, Matilda, 3:10 to Yuma, Gladiator,9, Fargo, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Homeward Bound, Fly Away Home, The Professional, Gone Baby Gone, Visioneers, 1408, The Killer Inside Me, Moon, Metropia, Black Swan.

Books:

Tamar, Keeper, Penalty, & Exposure by Mal Peet, The House of the Scorpion by Nancy Farmer, Plague Dogs & Watership Down by Richard Adams, The Book Thief & I Am The Messenger by Markus Zusak, Dogfight by Michael Knight, Frozen Fire by Tim Bowler, Milkweed by Jerry Spinelli.

TV Shows:

Lost, Firefly, Courage the Cowardly Dog, That 70's Show, Misadventures of Flapjack, The Office, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

Animes:

Bleach, Death Note, Le Portrait de Petite Cossette, Wolf's Rain, My Neighbor Totoro, Ponyo, Nausicaa, FMA: Brotherhood, EscaFlowne, D. Gray Man.

Characters from Shows and Movies:

Robert Ford (The Assassination of Jesse James), Boromir (Lord of the Rings), Charlie (Lost), Mikami (Death Note), Kenneth (30 Rock), Roger (Metropia), Simon (Firefly).

Actors

Sean Bean, Casey Affleck, Crispen Glover, Ewan Mcgregor, Sean Maher, Christain Bale, Jack McBrayer, Shia LaBeouf, Dominic Monaghan, Brad Pitt, Elijah Wood, Johnny Depp, Gerald Butler, Hugh Jackman, Jim Sturgess.

Music:

The Fray, Kings of Leon, James Blunt, Of the Wand and the Moon, Eminem, Seether, HIM, The Beatles, Creed, Scorpions, Nine Inch Nails, Audioslave, Mudvayne, Collective Soul, The Airbourne Toxic Event, The Used, Collective Soul, Snow Patrol, Three Days Grace, The Spill Canvas, Coldplay, Stone Sour, Johnny Cash, Linkin Park, Three Doors Down, Evanescense, Good Charlotte, Nickleback, Motorhomes, Everlast, The Lonely Island, Lamb, Clint Mansell.

zusammen werden wir für immer leben.

Stuff I Don't Like:

I don't like swimming, talking, lying, or waking up early.

Drinks:

Water, mango juice, V8.

People:

Abortionists, Racists, Evolutionists.

Movies:

Knowing, 2012, Cloverfield.

Music:

Any kind of country, most any kind of rap, any kind of jazz.

Tod dreht alles zur Asche. und so befreit Tod jede Seele.

Now That You've Glanced Through All That:

Visit my FictionPress profile to read my own twisted creations.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/731988

Also visit my Youtube profile to see some of my videos.

http://www.youtube.com/user/lost2whispers

:D

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The Lost Office reviews
Michael offers to take the employee of the month to Hawaii for the weekend. Jim and Dwight tie, so Michael has to take them both. Between playful jokes and window seat-swapping, things take a turn for the worst as the plane starts to go down. -plz review-
Crossover - Lost & Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Jack, Michael S.
Breaking Dawn Alternate Ending reviews
Not a very happy ending, at that. What if Bella's shield didn't work when she faced the Volturi? -Rated T for violence-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
The Secret Beneath the Ashes reviews
I may have destroyed room 1408, but the voice of my daughter still rings in my ears. Is it really her, or is it the evil from the room still coming after me? I have to know for sure. -rated T for language...Intro Chapter-plz be patient I'll continue asap!
1408 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Mike E.
Espionage, Passion, and Betrayal reviews
My alternate ending to Mal Peet's wonderful novel, Tamar. -rated T for violence and strong language-
Tamar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Koop, Dart - Complete
Time for Rest reviews
The warren is safe at last. The rabbits are happy and free. But Hazel has been feeling tired. Not even the chief rabbit is immortal. The Black Rabbit of death comes for everyone in the end.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hazel, Fiver - Complete
The Ballad of Wood Hite reviews
Wood Hite, Jesse James' own cousin, was murdered. By whom? None other than Robert Ford.
Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Rated: T - English - Western/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bob F., Jesse J. - Complete
The Failed Assassination of Jesse James reviews
"The Failed Assassination of Jesse James by the Respectable Robert Ford." Alternate Ending. Robert Ford has second thoughts about killing James. Will he carry out the traitorous act?
Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Bob F., Jesse J. - Complete