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Joined 05-11-10, id: 2360742, Profile Updated: 06-02-13
Author has written 19 stories for Supernatural.

Hello! Do you like slash fiction of the Supernatural variety? Do you love Dean Winchester in a totally non-platonic way? Do you think Castiel is the world's most adorable angel? Do you know to the very core of your being that if he and Dean ever kissed on screen, it would cause an explosion of sexiness so intense that viewers across the nation of both genders would spontaneously orgasm? Well then, you've come to the right place! WOOOO!

Sorry, I get a little enthusiastic sometimes. I'll try to remain calm. As you may have guessed, I write Dean/Cas. I am aware that both Dean Winchester and Castiel would highly disapprove of this and I don't care.

If you watch "Bones" and ship Booth and Brennan (and I mean, c'mon, who doesn't? COMMUNISTS, that's who) or would like to read the first couple of mediocre non-slash SPN fics I wrote (Oh God have I improved since then), I have another account, calliopeiamuse08. Why do I have two accounts? Let me put it this way: There are only four people in the world who know I write fanfiction. They are sworn to secrecy. If and when I reveal my secret hobby to another living soul, I might like them to think I write strictly heterosexual, fairly tame stories that bend the show's canon so slightly that my fics are almost in danger of coming true. This will make me seem more balanced than a girl who writes WILD AND CRAZY MAN-ON-MAN-ANGEL ACTION OHHH YEEAAAH GET SOME, BIOTCH CUZ THE SHOW'S CREATORS MOST CERTAINLY NEVER INTENDED THIS RIGHT HERE! So, I have my first account, where my het lives. And I have this account, where my slash gets drunk and yells at people but, in the end, just wants to snuggle.

Oh, you wanted to know about me? Well. If you insist.

I'm a girl. It should be fairly obvious at this point. I was a student at Washington State University, majoring in sociology and minoring in Spanish, and now I'm a law student at the University of Washington. I'm kind of a TV junkie, and clearly I'm unhealthily obsessed with Supernatural. Other shows I watch: Castle, Community, Modern Family, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Go On, Parks & Rec. I used to watch Bones, but I gave up on that. I used to watch 30 Rock, but it ended (cue endless tears of sadness). I'll watch anything involved Joss Whedon and I've watched far too many Adult Swim shows. I've written a novel that I doubt will ever be published but it was fun to write it anyways. I'm thinking about writing a sequel for the hell of it. I used to be a performing member of an improv comedy troupe. I like cats and being a cat lady is my backup plan for when I fail to trick a man into marrying me.

Finally: am I the only person who sees a serious need to make a portmanteau out of the words "man" and "angel"? It's written mangel, obviously, but we need to have some kind of consortium on how to pronounce it (Mayne-jul? Man-jul?) and then disseminate it to the public.

[EDIT] Hey! Guess what! I now have a livejournal account, and I'm gonna systematically put everything over there, so... please go check it out if you're in the LJ community! Thanks! It's at thecouchcarrot (dot) livejournal (dot) com.

[FURTHER EDIT] And noooow I'm on AO3 (Archive of Our Own)! Same username. It's pretty lonely over there, guys, so feel free to stop by.

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Adventures in Diplomacy by peroxidepest17 reviews
In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,527 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
Curvature of the Earth by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Murse and Me by thisisnotmeredithandraven reviews
A ManPurse loves Sam and Sam .. loves it back. Naturally, Cas and Dean are horrified. Or mostly, Dean is horrified and Cas just doesn't understand but is going along with Dean because they're "not in a relationship". Right? PURE CRACK.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I'd Drive All Night Just to Get Back Home by roqueclasique reviews
AU. John's disappeared, Sam's at Stanford, and Dean's struggling to keep it together after a hunting accident leaves him injured in a life-changing way. The story opens when he places a call to Bobby from the hospital... PART ONE OF THE DRIVE 'VERSE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,842 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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Goodbye Windows reviews
AU, multichapter, Dean/Cas. Sam and Dean are the heirs to the Winchester fortune. Sam is running for Congress, and Dean is his irresponsible drunk brother, so Sam hires someone to keep him out of trouble - Castiel Smith, a man with his own hidden agenda... Ch. 14: "Welcome to Club Headcase, home to disordered jerkoffs everywhere! You'll like it here."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,789 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 3/14
Afterimage reviews
Post Season 9 finale, oneshot, Cas POV, the merest whiff of Dean/Cas but nothing more. Castiel is having a difficult time coming to terms with the new Dean. Dean seems to be enjoying it. "Do you wish you had killed me when you had the chance?"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2014
Exonerated reviews
AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could've predicted the way their lives would intertwine... Now Complete. Ch. 31: The hallway past the courtroom is cavernous white marble and echoes like a cathedral.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,732 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Like the Wolf reviews
One-shot Dean/Cas set post-Season 7 finale. This is set in Purgatory, but it's not about Purgatory; it's about two particular animals who have ended up there.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
High Seas and Low Gods reviews
AU Destiel adventures. Lucky Dean and Doc Samuel are infamous Caribbean pirates on the run from Poseidon - and oh yeah, Poseidon's real and Castiel is working for him. Dean's on to him, though... in more ways than one. Plagued by Greek curses, hidden agendas, mythical monsters and repressed sexuality, will the Winchesters ever make it back to England alive? NOW COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,915 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The End of the World reviews
Oneshot, Dean/Cas AU. There's a giant-ass meteor headed for Earth, and Dean and Cas are two strangers in a bar with time on their hands. They've got nothing to lose. Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Levee reviews
One-shot AU, Dean/Cas. Two detectives investigating a case, one dead police chief, and a bottle of scotch. It's after hours, and Dean just wants to be left alone. Cas isn't having it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Chances reviews
2-part Dean/Cas AU: Dean is a university student, and Cas is a grad student teaching a course. Dean makes an unfavorable impression like always, and the two meet again over a decade later. By POPULAR DEMAND, now featuring PART 3, and actually working!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bring It On Home reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Hand reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Overcompensating reviews
Slight AU one-shot, established Dean/Human!Cas, fluffy to the core. Dean's cool with the whole dating-a-dude thing, but he might be trying too hard. "Dean rubbed his nose along Cas's cheek, never taking his eyes off that slutty slutbag in the corner."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Falling Asleep reviews
Because DAMN IT, I can't stop myself. An alternate ending to "Staying Awake." Dean/Cas. Dean's finally got it figured out - but it may be too late. There's only so much an angel can take. Now Complete. CH. 5: The worst hangover Dean's had in a long time.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Staying Awake reviews
Sequel to my one-shot "Waking Up"; Dean's dreams and their consequences. Dean/Cas. Now Complete! Ch. 4: Dean walked warily through the empty corridors of the old house, shining his flashlight down the hallway. "Cas?" he called. He couldn't find Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Waking Up reviews
One-shot Dean/Cas. "When he blinked, he was lying on the floor of Bobby's spare room, cold and half-naked and utterly disoriented. He glared fiercely at the stupid goddamn angel that was responsible for robbing him of his warm bed. 'Cas,' he growled.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Saddle Up! reviews
Slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean/Cas, Sam/OFC. Dean and Cas decide to get Sam back on the dating horse. Well, Dean decides; Cas humors him. Does Sam have any say in the matter? Of course not! Now Complete. Ch.12: Because 67impala demanded it - more boy necking.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Troubled Water reviews
Dean/Cas multichapter. Set right after the finale. Cas visits Dean one last time, and Dean is angry. Things quickly spiral out of control, and neither knows where this is headed anymore. Now Complete. Ch. 7: Time to say goodbye.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wait Wait Wait reviews
Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Damn Straight reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete