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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.


Hi y'all

I'm just your ordinary, red headed, over-worked, over-emotional, stressed out university student.

I love to write, and I love it even more when people actually seem to like what I write. I try my best to update when I can, although it isn't always possible, but I promise to finish all of my stories.

There is nothing I enjoy more than reading, and if any of you guys want me to read your stuff and give you an HONEST opinion then I'm your gal. I don't skirt around the edges - i'll tell you like it is - and if it's very good then i may tend to ramble alot but i will eventually get my point across and if it needs work, i'll give you constructive criticism, but then again no piece of writing is ever bad - just a work in progress.

Enjoy reading,

Imnotcallingyoualiar x

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Butterflies by The Gospel of Eleanor Rigby reviews
Kim is in love with Jared. Jared is oblivious to Kim. But when he finally notices her, it turns her world upside down. Everything starts to change around her, but just how much is she willing to lose when it comes to love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,949 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jared, Kim
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,768 - Reviews: 4563 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 4,458 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 325,303 - Reviews: 13930 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 6,699 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Line Between Love, Hate and Womanly Pride by EllieBaby reviews
or: How To Perpetually Humiliate Yourself. "Ah, Loganberry, eager to see me, are we? I know that you fancy me, but sprinting across the platform at high speed to fall at my feet does seem a tad over the top." Revised Chapter Thirteen now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,994 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Here For You by wisegirl2772 reviews
"I'm tired of running," she whispered, her eyes bright with tears. "I-I'm sorry. I should have realized sooner, but -" He silenced her ramblings with a passionate kiss. "Shut up, Amy," he whispered, pulling away momentarily, before embracing her again. Amy Wyman never thought a job would change her life, but it only takes a certain rugged Weasley to change her mind. CW/OC GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 81 - Words: 405,214 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Charlie W., OC
Left Unsaid by clumsy.carrie reviews
Molly Gale is invisible. She has a best friend in Rose Weasley but no other friends, and her muggle parents fear her magic more than they love their daughter. But it takes until Molly's little brother is also accepted to Hogwarts for herFULLSUMMARYINSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 257,038 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
The Half Life by L.B.Dreamer5914 reviews
Quil Ateara made his choice a long time ago, fifteen years ago to be exact. Now she's back, the girl he loved enough to let go. Question is: does he have the strength to do it all again? First Fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,128 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4581 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,278 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
The truth about love, it hurts by ThatDayDreamer-x reviews
Jacob Black's sister, she's turned cold amongst the pain she's suffered, everyone she loved left her, even Jacob left, and now all she wants is to be alone. She wants anything but the attention of one of Sam Uley's gang members, but in life you don't always get what you ask for. Can he begin to melt her iced heart or will the unwanted pull to him push her further away?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 221,246 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Embry, Jacob - Complete
With Love, Your Socially Awkward Butterfly by LifeIsTooShortEatIceCream reviews
Bailey is shy. Seth is in love. How long can a girl cover up her smile? Seth/OC, imprint story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 117,050 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Seth - Complete
Slytherin's Littlest Potter by Konflickted reviews
AU/Age Changes: Lily Potter was used to being the youngest, the most over looked, especially with a family like hers. Everyone had their own perfect counter part, except for her. When she finally arrives at Hogwarts, her life changes forever...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 212,370 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretending by WildHope83 reviews
He would be there for her no matter what because he was exactly what she needed, even though she didn't know it yet. He'd pretend he only wanted to be her friend until she was ready for more because she was worth it. PaulOC; COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,951 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Paul, Seth - Complete
Legacy by Irish Luck 19 reviews
One year ago, I came out of my arena a survivor, a victor, a monster. I thought there was nothing worse the Capitol could do to me, nothing left to take away. I was wrong.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,542 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Life Sucks and Then You Live Forever by Charlotte Webber reviews
Nessie's relationship with Jacob matures as she does, but it’s not easy. They must deal with war, loss, prejudice, tribal politics, and the unfathomable mystery of imprinting. A heart-warming saga sure to make you laugh, cry and swear before it’s over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,612 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7306 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Regrets and Forgiveness by SadieGirl18 reviews
Hannah has been an outcast ever since Paul and his buddies humiliated her,and have tormented her ever since. But what everyone doesn't know is the pain their adding to her already hard life. Find out what happens when Paul imprints on her. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,422 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Paul - Complete
No way! A Kim and Jaredstory by miilla reviews
-'"Kim?" No way. There was NO WAY that Jared could have finally noticed me. No way.' My take on Jared's and Kim's story, Kim POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,872 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Twisted Fairytale by Lavi Moon reviews
Running away from her violent father Angelina arrives in La Push to stay with her cousin Sam. She is dragged into a world she thought only existed only in fairytales when Embry imprints on her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,069 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Embry
Fighting Paul by sarah.yoko reviews
Kate just moved to La Push. She befriends all the locals, and the whole town loves her. When Paul comes along and imprints on her, she wants nothing to do with him. She just wants to have an easy life. But Paul won't give up that easily. PaulxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,884 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Paul - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6189 - Favs: 5,345 - Follows: 5,359 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Constellation by HappyCranberry reviews
Renesmee Cullen is 16 and starting high school for the first time. But the Cullens' quiet forever is complicated by the romantic tension between Nessie and Jacob, and a sinister puzzle with implications for the entire vampire world. Breaking Dawn sequel
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Hidden Symbols by cyberpen reviews
Talli secretly likes the band New Moon, but not in the obsessive way like some fans. So when her best friend begs her to go meet Paul, one of the singers, what happens when he imprints...and not on her best friend that adores the ground he walks on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Paul - Complete
Inevitable by Mafalda Hopkirk 21 reviews
I should have known. I should have known becoming best friends with James would have resulted in me falling in love with him, eventually. Everyone said we would in time - even my MUM who made bets about us. I should have known it was inevitable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,037 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2010 - James S. P. - Complete
Things Change by 51readaholic15 reviews
Rose has been gone five years, when events take her back to Lissa. what has she been doing for those five years and what will she do once back with Lissa?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 98,750 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Rose H., Lissa D. - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Hurts by Bible Chick reviews
When are you going to stop being so stupid!" "When the scars on mum’s face heal!" I scream back. If there's one thing I know, love hurts. The Story of Emily and Sam’s Son imprinting
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,677 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Sweet Sacrifice by CrystalBrooke reviews
What's the solution when two werewolves imprint on the same girl? BradyxOC, SethxOC. M for language. "But she's my other half," I said, trying to make sense of everything. "She can't be yours too." Seth just gazed at me, drained, defeated, hopeless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,857 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Brady, Seth - Complete
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
Brownie Points by ColorTuesdayBlack reviews
I had just moved to La Push and already I was persuaded to go to a boring bonfire, partied with loser high schoolers, dragged to a stranger's house, and nearly attacked by some psychotic guy. And it all happened just because I stole his brownies. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,330 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Paul - Complete
Dose of Your Own by OurLoveIsForever reviews
She's smart. He's smarter. She's rich. He's richer. She is amused by his reactions. He loves to give her hell. Perfect match? I believe so. Astoria/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,859 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2727 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by Alice laughed reviews
Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
First by gethsemane342 reviews
It's the first ever Hunger Games. And what happens when you place an optimist who doesn't know how to shut up in them? Apart from all the deaths you get in the Hunger Games? Well, why don't you find out?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Other tributes - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by lynarose55 reviews
Forever has always been an optimistic term for Camryn. But when it changes context, specifically when connected to a werewolf, forever doesn't appear to be as appealing. Her problem now is to figure out if it is for the better or worse. Paul x OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Paul - Complete
You're the one I love to hate by deadlybeautiful reviews
Paul's imprint story. Paul/OC -started before BD-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,440 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Paul - Complete
I'll Stand By You by CrystalBrooke reviews
PaulxOC. I didn't want to think about the reason I was here, in hospital. It hurt too much. Instead, I focussed on the one thing that made the pain recede just a little. I barely knew him, but he was the one thing that gave me hope. Paul.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,815 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Paul - Complete
The Sisterhood: Second Generation by CandC1988 reviews
The girls pass the pants onto their daughters. The only thing is ... their daughters aren't best friends like they were. Can the pants bring these four girls together?
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
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Reflection reviews
We were a mirror image. One half of a whole. Our bond was unbreakable, or so I thought. For as long as I could remember we had shared everything. But what if I found the one thing I didn't want to give up? He was supposed to be my wolf. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,317 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Paul
Unfamiliar reviews
'Everything would be perfect. Everything would be the way it was meant to be. I would marry Matt, we would live in my house and then we'd have two little children who would adore their father with their every breath. Of course, this was all before Brady stumbled into my life. Literally.' How can any girl fight fate? Do I even want to? Brady/OC story T for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Brady
Fighting Fate reviews
'We were best friends, nothing more. Quil was free to do whatever the hell he wanted, with whoever the hell he wanted. I wasn't letting some crappy ancient magic dictate his feelings.' Claire has a plan; it might be entirely stupid and hurt the person she loves the most, but at least it's a plan. Right? (Claire/Quil) T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Without you reviews
Breathing heavily my eyes flickered between them. One my best friend, the other the love of my life. How could i choose? I never asked for this life. When had life gotten so complicated? Damn wolf genes! A sequel to thicker than blood. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,679 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Embry
Expectations reviews
I was tired of expectations. The fact that a 'Wood' didn't play Quidditch was almost scandalous. Add in my hatred of the Sorting Hat and a certain James Potter, it was no wonder I was an outcast. It was easier to be invisible. Less effort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - James S. P., Oliver W.
Forbidden Attractions reviews
"Don't let go," his warm breath tickled my ear and for some reason I felt completely and utterly safe and that scared the hell of me. I was falling for an arrogant but handsome Potter. I was Scorpius's little sister I could not fall for a Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,681 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Lily Luna P., James S. P.
The Meaning of Love reviews
He was gone, my whole world empty. His armchair empty. His side of the bed empty. My heart crushed into tiny pieces. Almost non existant. But then i met him. The most beautiful man i had ever met. His copper hair and emerald eyes sparked something in me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Not another freekin fairytale reviews
His lips were inches from mine, a small crooked smile lighting up his usually angry eyes. What an arrogant ass. Swinging my hand back i punched him in the face. Hard. The line between love and hate had never been so thin. A Paul/OC story. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,753 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Paul
Trampled Heart reviews
"It had taken only two seconds for me to give my heart to him yet ten years before I realised he had been walking all over it. Jared Thail would no longer hold my heart in his hands." Rated T for safety. A Kim/Jared story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,089 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Kim, Jared
Thicker than Blood reviews
"You imprinted on my sister!" My eyes darted between Paul and Embry in confusion. "I c-couldnt help it," Embry looked desperately towards me. I let out a scream as Paul lunged towards him. Rated T because i am extremely cautious. An Embry/OC story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,790 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Embry, Paul