Scriptor Sapiens
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Joined 05-12-10, id: 2361569, Profile Updated: 06-23-12
Author has written 13 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars, Star Wars, Secret of Kells, and Brave, 2012.

WELCOME, FOOLISH MORTALS

To my Profile. I think that you are here because you like my stories, but if you came here to slander, please pack your bags and leave before I call my personal doorman, who is trained in MMA, is 7 feet tall, weighs 250, and carries a veritable assortment of weapons.

IMPORTANT THINGS... (i.e. ME)

Age: High-School (ugh...)

Gender: Male

Why I Chose My Seemingly Sordid Pen Name: I take Latin in High-School, and I usually like cryptic meanings.

I Like: Music, drawing, writing, acting, Science, Shakespeare, and talking with my friends

I DON'T Like: bad test grades, Algebra, and stepping in poo

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Leið by The Antic Repartee reviews
Astrid and Hiccup's "romantic flight" comes to an abrupt end when the Red Death follows them out of the nest. Following an unexpected and desperate fight, Astrid finds herself stranded on an island, injured, with a crippled and comatose Hooligan heir and his overprotective Night Fury. She's going to get them home—all three of them—or die trying.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,178 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/5
The Coldest and The Boldest by TectonicPlatez reviews
Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,922 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Project GUARDIAN: The Rise & Fall by Her Head In the Clouds reviews
When Princess Thia is kidnapped by British terrorist, Pitch Black, a mysterious secret agent comes the rescue. But protecting her is a challenge as he is wanted dead by multiple spy agencies. Now she and the ex-spy who only goes by the codename 'JACK FROST' must work together and stop Pitch, all while uncovering the dark secrets of something he left called the GUARDIAN program. AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 589,871 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Snowflakes by Magnolium reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 81,675 - Reviews: 4765 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012
Invisible by Twisted Skys reviews
He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 87 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 3627 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 2,272 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost
Titans Tales by Tari Silmarwen reviews
Collection of one-shots and short stories, exploring the minds and lives of the Teen Titans and their friends. Sometimes humorous, sometimes serious, but never dull. Gen and minor romance. Rated T for safety.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 167,707 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Argent
The Potterkids by DustyLeaves reviews
The story of Jack, Merida, Hiccup and Rapunzel at Hogwarts from year 1 to year 7. Story has formerly been seen as an askblog on tumblr called 'the potter kids' which I ran. Rated M for violence and possible nsfw later on
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
To Have a Home by Magnolium reviews
Jack pisses off the wrong person and as a result finds himself stripped of his powers and turned human. Stuck in Burgess with no way to contact the other Guardians, what is he to do? And what happens when he discovers the family he didn't know he had? Cover art by rollingstarr/Itsuka.Yamazaki.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,758 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
The Measure of a Titan by General Havoc reviews
With Terra's betrayal still haunting them, the Titans rescue a young kineticist in need of a home from certain death. But after their loss, can they extend their trust to an outsider again, especially one being hunted by an unknown enemy? BBxRae, RobxStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 682,298 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2007
Cold Outside by ArmedWithAPen reviews
"Wow, what a storm!" Jack Frost took the thermos of hot chocolate from the table and helpfully topped off the Tooth Fairy's mug, matching her stunned stare without once batting a sparkling blue eye. "Looks like you won't be going anywhere for a while, princess. Marshmallows?" Shameless Jack/Tooth; Frostbite; Fairyfrost; Rainbow Snowcone
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Fluttering by ArmedWithAPen reviews
It always went this way. He was always the braver one, the stronger one, waving the white flag and stepping off his horse first. Approaching with a truce and whispered words. Kid Flash/Jinx. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Five Stories by ShinobiCyrus reviews
The Greatest Stories Never Told
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
100 Moments in Kells by GorimJr reviews
There were moments before and after the attack of the Northmen. There were beginnings and endings, introductions and farewells. These are the moments that decided the fate of Kells, of Brenden, and of the Book that can turn darkness into light.
Secret of Kells - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011
Prisoner in My Head by sachariah reviews
It was worse than torture. To watch everything she had labored so long to build, be turned against those she cared about most. And all she could do was watch, and feel. One-shot; Barriss Offee POV, set during TCW Episode "Brain Invaders".
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Barris Offee, Ahsoka T. - Complete
First Sight by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Boba has just one problem with fairy tales, and he tells Zam all about it. Some sweet and humorous bonding time with just a dash of Jango/Zam. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Boba Fett, Jango Fett - Complete
Exothermic by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Lama Su teaches young Boba about chemistry. Boba makes an observation about chemistry of his own. Jango/Zam. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Boba Fett, Jango Fett - Complete
Blushing by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Who would have guessed the true reason Mandalorians wear their helmets...? Jango/Zam. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Jango Fett - Complete
Strawberries by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Jango Fett had never liked strawberries. Jango/Zam. One-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Jango Fett - Complete
The Green Files by The Lady Bonny reviews
You know he is a Titan called Beast Boy but his real name is Garfield. You know he is green and tells jokes. You know there must be more to him than that...and you're right. A series of drabbles and oneshots about Beast Boy.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 94,533 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
Whitewater by GuardianSaiyoko reviews
A collection of short stories about the Teen Titans, mainly exploring implied scenes in the series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,343 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006
Operation Knightfall by lordtrayus reviews
what happens when the clones attack the Jedi Temple in Episode III. Shaak Ti, Anakin Skywalker and others
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Shaak Ti, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Bad Boys by cartoonstar reviews
Sequel to my story Naughty Girls.This time it's the boys who go out to a bar...and it's not their girlfriends that's on their minds.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,085 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Naughty Girls by cartoonstar reviews
The titan girls are going out to a bar.What do they talk about while their there and more importantly...who do they think about.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Raven and the Beast by CalliopeMused reviews
AU. When Trigon's only daughter threatened to visit the abandoned old castle, she had no idea what she was getting into.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,539 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Left Unsaid by Coeus reviews
Words are not cast on a string, to be pulled back at a whim. Once they pass the lips they are irretrievable and unalterable, free to rampage through the world and fulfill their own destiny. A BBRae oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
It's Tough To Be Me by TheUbu reviews
What happens when an accident causes Beast Boy and Raven to switch powers? They'll help each other out and learn they may have more in common than they once thought. BBxRae!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,878 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Underneath the Mistletoe by Susilo reviews
[RaeBB] ONESHOT Christmas holiday fic. After spending a week eluding Beast Boy and the evil plant classed mistletoe, Raven finds herself getting caught in an unlikely way.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
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The Monk and the Princess reviews
While riding out in the wilderness, Merida gets herself into trouble and is rescued by a young, Irish monk.
Crossover - Secret of Kells & Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Brendan, Merida
The Jedi Trials reviews
After a devastating loss on Mygeeto, General Anakin Skywalker and his Padawan Ahsoka Tano have been reprimanded by the Jedi High Council and reassigned to Koru Neimoidia to route out Ruune Haako with Jedi Master B'dard Tone and his Padawan Codi Ty.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,828 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
Whispers of the Temple reviews
As the Clone Wars come to a climax, five Jedi meet in the Council Chambers to discuss the dire situation they now face
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Yoda, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Infiltration reviews
Delta Squad, fresh from their mission aboard the Prosecutor, is assigned a new task, with some undesired help from Jedi Master Shaak Ti.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Order 66 reviews
The clones' view of Order 66
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010
You Don't Mess With Yoda's Cookies reviews
Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura discover the hard way how far Yoda goes for his favorite confection.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Yoda - Complete
Ventress EscapesFor Half A Minute reviews
Though captured, Ventress makes a desperate jump for freedom!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress - Complete
Why Gymnastics comes in Handy reviews
Ventress is on the loose!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress - Complete
Man After Midnight reviews
After springing everyone's favorite Dark Acolyte from the slammer,the girls treat themselves to a night out.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress
Food, Glorious Food reviews
Please excuse the Oliver Twist analogy... A brief snapshot in the Cafeteria
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress - Complete
What Kit Fisto Heard reviews
Quite innocently, Kit's ear fell upon the door... Contains adult themes, not for children under 16. Seriously.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Ventress and the Tauntauns reviews
Ventress drew the short-straw on Hoth
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K.
Chess, the Gentleman's Game reviews
Asajj Ventress challenges Obi-Wan Kenobi to a game.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Asajji Ventress, Obi- Wan K. - Complete