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Joined 07-17-02, id: 236159
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, Peter Pan, and Discworld.
Versatile artist (writing -- fiction, poerty, lyrics --, sketching, acting) and student of the English Language and Culture, taking particular interest in Literature (Shelley, Poe, Hawthorne, Milton). Enjoys music of all kinds, favourites include The Cr├╝xshadows, The Smiths, Nightwish, Clannad, John Williams, Schumann and various others.

And no, I'm NOT insane!

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A Measure of Tyranny by TheMidgetBee reviews
A barbarian hero has arrived in a city under the thrall of an evil tyrant with the intention of freeing it once and for all. Unfortunately, he picked AnkhMorpork...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Two Men and a Baby by Contra Mundi reviews
When the Vimeses go to Uberwald for a visit, highly paranoid Sam Vimes leaves his precious son in Lord Vetinari's care figuring that Young Sam can hardly come to harm there. What happens to Drumknott and the Patrician hardly matters. Slash
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006
Believable VV slash scenario 1: SexorDie by slashdragons reviews
Now that I'm resigned to being a vimes-vetinari slasher... I was trying to think of any way at all that the pairing was believable. So far, I've got: 1. End of the World, Sex or Die. There you are, then! PG
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2004
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Office of the Night by llemun reviews
A wedding dinner and a dance. Vimes and Vetinari have a...friendly...conversation. Of sorts. (Formatting problems now fixed. Or at least, I bloody hope so. shakes fist impotently at ff.net)
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2003
Reaping Affection by Person4 reviews
Susan is depressed on the holidays, and Death decided that since playing matchmaker worked so well with her parents he'd try it again.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002
Lalahahala Juice by JadeDragoness reviews
[Slash] Vimes has to deal with a Vetinari who is hyper, drugged, and horny. HUMOR FIC.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2002
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A Talking To reviews
A sort of Tribute to Mercator's Seamstress Series. Set after His Lordship Had a Little Lamb. Sybil and Sam Vimes decide to give the 'lovebirds' a hand...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
In Delirium, Drumknott reviews
Lord Vetinari is delirious. Delirious men do strange things, Drumknott will find out... (Finished!)
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/13/2005
Goody Two Shoes reviews
A party at the Patrician's... Boredom... Inquisitive prying into private matters... And what do you do when your wife walks in? [SLASH!Finished]
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/5/2005
Shock & Surprise reviews
When Sam Vimes finds out it's Lord Vetinari's birthday soon, he thinks something must be done. When Lord Vetinari finds he is drunk on his own birthday party, he thinks he must exploit the situation. A game of shocks commences. [Finished]
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2005
The Young Investigator reviews
Young Timothy Quirrel wants some experience in Defence Against the Dark Arts... when he seeks out Remus Lupin, he gets something entirely different... Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Remus L.
Dust and Feathers reviews
Post GoF; Sirius has to 'lie low at Lupin's', and they go check on Grimmauld Place... Written on request and as a small Thank You note. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Chocolate Creativity reviews
Inspired by David Thewlis in Life Is Sweet, this story is about Lupin, Tonks and a jar of chocolate spread.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Another Scene Deleted from OotP reviews
ONE SHOT-- Follows A Scene Deleted from OotP. Lupin has a word with Molly while showing signs of being under influence of the waxing moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Remus L., Molly W. - Complete
A Scene Deleted from OotP reviews
ONE SHOT-- A scene as could have been in OotP between Sirius, Harry and Lupin. OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Second Chance reviews
Severus Snape goes back in time to retrieve a lost person; he proceeds to put them under his guardianship... Post-OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Severus S.
Reaching Home reviews
A forest. Snow. Cold. Hope on the horizon? (OneShot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Restricted Section reviews
A new librarian, new books and a trip for Snape to the Restricted Section... Snape!Smut with traces of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Severus S.
Small Snippets From 12 Grimmauld Place reviews
The scene of the Small Snippets has shifted; now mainly concentrated in 12, Grimmauld Place. Still the same Lupin, though, no fear!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hook And Tavington Bash Stumpy reviews
Written in protest, this fic tells the story of how both Hook and Tavington took revenge on Stumpy Gibson for various reasons...
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2004
Hook and Wendy Loss of Innocence reviews
Honestly, Wendy, if you ever want to marry, you should get a more realistic idea of men." But Wendy never gets the chance; after all, who can compare to Captain Hook?
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004
Small Snippets From Lupin's Daily Life reviews
A(n expanding) set of humorous insights into Prof Lupin's daily life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.