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Joined 05-13-10, id: 2362060, Profile Updated: 11-11-13
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

I'm Sally, pleased to meet you :)

So I still get messages about writing a sequel for The Nanny... yeah, I lied about that.

I don't think it's ever going to happen, to be honest. I'm actally really embarrassed about that story now, and I'm so glad that people still read it, but asdfgghjkl.

Buuut, I am currently working on a Marauder era fic with Zanera which I'm really excited about sharing with you guys!

I have tumblr : http://h-i-d-e-away.tumblr.com/

Yikes, it's been along time since I've updated this. Not much else to add. Huzzah!

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Cullen's Roadhouse by TGBMcCray reviews
Bella Swan has a worthless college degree, bills, two friends, a shitty apartment, and too many ex-boyfriends. Swearing off men seems like a good idea, at least until she can figure out how to pour a proper beer and make some cash at Cullen's Roadhouse. It's an apron that sets her off – an apron, some Levi's, and a tall glass of Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,871 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Bella
This Side of the Equator by jaxington reviews
On that side of the Equator a six year age difference is nothing, just a number that loses meaning in the face of adventures and shared interests and long bus rides. But on this side of the Equator, in Forks Washington where Bella is a teacher, six years are everything, an impenetrable barrier that makes life impossible when Edward Cullen shows up as an exchange student.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,548 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Bella, Edward] [Emmett, Rosalie]
Under Construction by Edward's Eternal reviews
A secret attraction, a forbidden love. Can their foundation stand the forces that could tear them apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 875 - Published: 2/12 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21255 - Favs: 11,718 - Follows: 7,449 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6987 - Favs: 6,313 - Follows: 7,182 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3701 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 4,389 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6209 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Drop by lola-pops reviews
That was the summer everyone stopped looking at me as Ben's little sister. Bonfires and beer. Sand and sun. We just kept climbing higher. None of us were ready for the drop.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Bella, Edward
Girl Code by LayAtHomeMom reviews
Friends are forever, boys are whatever - unless it's Edward Cullen. Then the gloves come off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,149 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prettiest Regret by TheFicChick reviews
He looks like summer. He looks like freedom. He looks like the best kind of bad idea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 377 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
These Words by WeasleyWannabee reviews
Lily and James's story, told entirely through scribbled notes and letters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,447 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3041 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the bitter, the sweet by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's 24. She's got a career she loves, close family & friends, and a little girl she loves more than anything. She doesn't need anything more, but sometimes she sure wants it, and when Edward shows up he'll either upset the balance or make everything sweeter. A WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 64,190 - Reviews: 7514 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Bella - Complete
Infatuation by Ashlee Pond reviews
She despised me with a fiery passion from the first moment I opened my mouth. I thought that I'd never met anyone so snooty in my life. It was the start of an infatuation. - A series of drabbles about Lily, from James' eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 44,283 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6066 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 5,791 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
The B Sides by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Select EPOV scenes from The Give Away Girl. This is not an independent story and will not make sense unless you have already read The Give Away Girl. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,667 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hold Me Down by periwrites reviews
Not me. That's who this girl is. She is not me. And for the first time, Edward wants someone who is not me. The tequila sits at the bottom of my stomach and begins to grow tentacles. I am tequila brave.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,924 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8934 - Favs: 5,705 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 7,286 - Follows: 6,951 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hide & Seek by kharizzmatik reviews
The night their lives were set to start was the night it all came to an abrupt end. Five simple words, "Let's play hide and seek", sparked a manhunt for Isabella Swan that has haunted Edward Cullen ever since. Back in Forks for the first time in over a decade, he has to face reality: he lost his soul mate. Is it too late to find her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,293 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Bella, Edward
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4594 - Favs: 4,385 - Follows: 4,074 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud, Sweat & Beers by SparrowNotes24 reviews
Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,078 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Under These Lights by jaxington reviews
Small town Texas. High school football. Two best friends, one girl. A tragedy that changes everything. All Human. Lemons. The usual suspects. YeeHaw!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,740 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slow Fading by YellowGlue reviews
Tear open my chest. I'll try not to flinch. I won't make promises. You taught me that. I'm still losing what's left of my self esteem, and I'm still watching the slow fading of all my daydreams... This is a Dusty outtake for Kansas Special Olympics. skinny beats and squandered love. the dimmest stars and freckles she's always carried. gone, just gone and lost, just lost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Edward - Complete
There is a Light, Outtakes & Extras by belladonnacullen reviews
You asked for it... EPOV outtakes from There is a Light. ExB, AH, and whatever else you're supposed to write here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,099 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Debris by BelieveItOrNot reviews
A story of unlikely friends, a story of family, a search for truth and a search of self. "She's everyone else's Isabella, but she's only my Bella." "I write a poem about a boy and girl who fall in love in the eye of a tornado." AH E/B V/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 215,271 - Reviews: 2850 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8249 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 4,227 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 244,020 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Embrace by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella are neighbors, but they really can't stand one another. Snark and hi-jinks. Borderline crack-fic; if you don't have a (silly) sense of humor, move along. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bella, Edward
Letters to Corporal Masen by solostintwilight reviews
Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,350 - Reviews: 6665 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On a Limb by BelieveItOrNot reviews
What happens when you find your first boyfriend at eleven? Can it last forever? That was how old I was when I first met Edward. We met in a tree. A bi-yearly journey through the relationship of a girl and boy who might be meant to be. AH, Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,646 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 3,056 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4891 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7386 - Favs: 10,188 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Going Under by sparklnfade reviews
It's been ten years since the summer Bella Swan's life changed. What will happen when she comes face to face with the reason for it? She went under once, will she go under again? AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 6401 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5256 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What If by twihart21 reviews
Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,785 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2637 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4671 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Plastic Castle by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4252 - Favs: 4,115 - Follows: 4,665 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 7,463 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5728 - Favs: 6,582 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
100 things not to do on cherub campus by Alex stone reviews
this is what happens when i drink 10 cans of coke in 12 hours i write some realy wierd stuff anyway so this is just some stuff that u shouldn't do on cherub campus but hae i would if i was there.
Cherub - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/10/2009
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
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The Nanny reviews
He's the guy everyone wants to know and get acquainted with; she's a girl desperate to finally spread her wings and leave home. He's dark, sexy, surprisingly sweet and single; she's fiesty, quick witted and complicated. She happens to apply for a certain job and lands it, not aware of the unexpected things that might accompany it. They're along for the ride no matter what happen
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Someday We Can Be Together reviews
It's the ultimate ending of Max and Fang. She can't come to terms with being more than best friends again, but he definitely knows what he wants. Pity she's blinded to the real truth, when the only thing he wants is for them to be together.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Maxie Who? reviews
Fang Reynolds saves a girl from getting hit by a dumpster because it was the chivalrous thing to do. Little did he know he just saved the very person who would become the bane of his existence and bring along many problems to his peaceful life. Currently on hiatus
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Max, Fang