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Joined 05-13-10, id: 2362325, Profile Updated: 06-03-12
Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

So hello, my lovely fan-fiction readers/writers/flamers/whatever-you-are.

Not much to say about me; I'm currently 16, male, Gay (surprise, surprise), and single! I'm also a [wannabe] writer, a guitarist, and am personally terrified of yaoi fangirls... I respect them, but fear the havoc and chaos they can create. I don't update too terribly often, and it is that which I blame upon my occasional apathy and loss-of-interest in writing. It's kind of bipolar. Only without cigarettes, booze, and sex.
... Now I want cigarettes, booze, and sex.

Anyway! Read on, peeps, and try and leave me a review if you like any of my writings (or if you think it's shit, I don't care, as long as there's a nice little review sign to go by the name of my story so it'll feel special). Message me random shit, and I might love you. Hate on me, and I will curse your ass, as my people would say, "out of town". Of course, that's only literally applicable in very small, western towns consisting of one main building that serves as a tavern, inn, and brothel. How I love brothels.

Don't judge my rambling, it's fucking sexy.

"I'll pick you up around 8:30 in the morning, just get up at 8." Me.
"...You think I'm some fucking wizard?" Holly.

"Because I'm a lady, assface." Karen (Will & Grace)

"It's okay, Roxas. We own the fandoms." Axel (Yaoi-con)

And I'm so fucking beautiful I just can't stand it myself.

I currently am writing some AkuRoku dabbles. I like to think to myself that I have what it takes to write some awesome long fanfiction novella, but then the rational part of my brain fucks the imaginative side, and I wind up feeling depressed and down about myself because I somehow let part of my brain rape the other part. I think about this shit at three o'clock in the morning, yo.

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Of Whoresons and Nobles by DragonReine reviews
Love is no more than another tool in an assassin's repertoire, a charade to trick and deceive and murder, but even a Crow such as he was defenceless when faced with the real thing. Zevran-centric PoV, M!Cousland/Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 173,628 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Zevran A., Cousland
Adamant by Galad Estel reviews
This is the story of Galadriel born the daughter of the youngest prince of Tirion. It tells of what she gave up for power and the curse that fell over her family. Sometimes tragic, sometimes funny, and often strange, its filled with power struggles, betrayal, wars, romance, friendship, and death. Galadriel's POV.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,951 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Celeborn, Fëanor, Finrod F., Galadriel
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Seasons Change by Hitome-Chan reviews
Percy Jackson had gleaned a couple of things from the return of Nico di Angelo in his life: One, everything is better when you're drunk. Two: cigarettes taste bad but could be worse. Three: he might possibly be the teeniest-tiniest bit unequivocally gay.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,169 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Fate or Chance? by Tye22 reviews
Taken from the world he knew and thrust into one that doesn't make sense, a young man will have to adapt to survive. Luckily he has a few people to help along the way, some of them in more ways then one. Eventual Slash! Don't like it, don't read it!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,194 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders
Flamboyantly Silent by xDelfin reviews
xDelfin: The cracks are there. They're small. But like in a windshield, they only get bigger. And the faster you drive, the faster they grow. All Axel, Roxas, Sora, Riku, Cloud, and Leon know... is that it hurts. So much. AkuRoku main. Rated M. ξήζσγ
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 104,387 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sora, Riku, Axel, Roxas
Addiction by Haha bye reviews
Summary: Percy Jackson made a choice that changed everything. It broke him, without him knowing, or really caring. Nico has to fix him. And his addictions, which morphs into one more dangerous than drugs. Percy/Nico Rated M for later (Up for adoption.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
In love With a Vampire by xXkey of destinyXx reviews
Roxas, a troubled seventeen year old boy, is abused by his mom, gay, and best friends with a crazy pyro. Enter Sora- a new kid in town with a dark secret. When they meet, sparks will fly! Rated for later chapters. Alternates between Sora and Roxas PoV -DISCONTINUED: SEE PROFILE FOR DETAILS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,583 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,413 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
Wicked Twisted Road by Ellarose C reviews
-Meet me in the airport, I'll be humming hallelujah- This is the semidaily story of two teenaged boys' adventures through Europe, accompanied by an agent and a makeup artist. USUK. Sequel to 'The Baffled King And The Idiot Hero'. NOW COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,137 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Nothing But Animals by Daughter Of The Revolution reviews
All they were trying to do was get to the Safe Place before Ven's first heat, not get attacked by Dominants on the way . . . Things never go as the twins, Roxas and Ven, planned does it? AkuRoku TerVen RikuxSora and others. Omegaverse! MPREG
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,956 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - [Roxas, Axel] [Ventus/Ven, Terra] - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Azurela reviews
It didn't take long for the blond to go limp and then Axel pulled him close before turning him around, blinking in surprise at the pretty face. He smirked. Maybe this wouldn't be so boring after all. A/n: For Adrianne
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,229 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Axel, Roxas
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Andraste's Grace by warriorforadonai reviews
At the end of the First Blight, a young woman rebels against all that she has known and become the symbol of a revolution and a religion. M for adult situations, violence and implied rape.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Andraste, Shartan
My Immortal, My Commentary by MoonBeam2254 reviews
Let me put my spin on the commentary of My Immortal, one of the most... interesting fanfics ever written. Rated T for Butt trumpets, abuse of the English language, and insults that blow your mind... Read on if you dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 30,942 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3887 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Make you forget by goldenpaw reviews
A year after Sasori's death, and it still gets to Deidara. Will a certain masked nin be able to help the bomber move on? Click and beware. YAOI WARNING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
The Cat With the Heart of a Wolf by CrazySunflowers reviews
Juheena is a Khajit with some nefarious ties throughout Skyrim, but she lays eyes on one certain someone and decides maybe its time for a change in company...To the Companions.To Farkas. Rating will go up in later chapters.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,616 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
False Starts by FantasyFiend09 reviews
Dutiful and intense Nate is frustrated with Anders' hedonistic ways. Nate refuses to be a fling, but doubts whether Anders is capable of anything more. Sexual content-mainly m/m 1 m/f scene , violence & language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,581 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Anders, Nathaniel H.
The Sorting Hat's Revenge by Dusk Dreaming reviews
What does the Hat really think of Hogwarts students? Coarse language. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Skyrim: The Frostfall Chronicles by R for Rebel reviews
A collection of large ficlets documenting the lives of my individual Dovahkiin, the adventures they have, and the people they meet. T for mild sexual themes; all characters not mine unless stated otherwise. PS: IT'S GOT ERIK IN IT. C:
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Erik the Slayer
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unfaithful by FantasyFiend09 reviews
Nate confronts Anders after overhearing that the mage, his lover, was with another man. Language and M/M sex.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Nathaniel H., Anders - Complete
Being 14 is Tough by BrightBlueConverse reviews
A 14 year old's life is hard. A 14 year old son of Hades' life is harder. Nico di Angelo has killed monsters, fought in a war, and communicated with the dead, but he's on a whole new adventure now: Becoming a teenager. R&R Constructive critism is welcome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,289 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
C'est la Vie by kurosora1984 reviews
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. AkuRoku for Norikuu.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Do You Remember by Silli-zicuni reviews
Roxas' life is speeding downwards, fast. He no longer has any reason... Then along comes a certain redhead. Can Axel make Roxas feel like someone loves him? Yaoi, AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,439 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Roxas, Axel
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So Maybe We Make a Deal? reviews
Roxas Strife, after 18 years of living in a hell-hole, has finally left for the big city with Axel Lea. Will running away from his old life solve all his problems, or will he realize that the teenage dream is shattered by those you share it with? Yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Roxas, Axel
The Destruction of Renne reviews
Renne is a land of the wealthy and fortunate - both Gods and Mortals thrive on its bounties. However, when a fiery man at the peak of his life falls for the bane of the Gods, ancient evil is awakened to threaten their love. AkuRoku, other pairs, citrus.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Roxas, Axel