LittleRaven13
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Joined 05-13-10, id: 2362617, Profile Updated: 12-06-11

Hey guys! I'm LittleRaven13 (used to be ravenkeyblade21)! I'm basically on here because I want to review stories as an actual member, and I just really wanted an account. Eventually I might write a story using one of the many plot bunnies floating around in my head. But for right now I'll just be reading and critiquing many of the amazing stories here on Fanfiction! Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the greatest writer in the world; however, I do feel like I should be able to express my opinion like the many other people on here. Well I guess that's it except for my favorite stuff! If anyone is looking for someone to co-write with or if anyone needs a beta just PM me!

UPDATE: I'm actually working on a story now! It's set in the Percy Jackson series, but it focuses on a couple of different OCs. You probably won't see anything for a while, but eventually I'll start posting it. XD

Name: I hate my name. Well, I don't hate it, but everyone pronounces it wrong. Its actually Irish. It means little raven (hence my profile name).

Age: Oh, somewhere between 1-100 ;)

Gender: I am, in fact, a girl in case any creepy internet stalkers were wondering.

Pets: Ah, pets. I have the pleasure of owning the most psycotic cat in the universe. Her name is Misty. Enough said.

Home: I was born in Arizona, but I now live in Ringgold, Georgia (say with southern accent). If you want to find a genuine Georgia redneck, look here. ;)

Fav TV shows: Sonny with a chance (Amazing show!!! XD), Pair of Kings, The Middle, Good Luck Charlie, Victorious, River Monsters, Wizards of Waverly Place, iCarly, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Phineas & Ferb, Time Warp Trio, etc. I'm sure there's more, but I can't think of them...oh well!
Note: I'm kinda into all those ghost hunting shows. They're pretty interesting, whether they're real or not. lol

Fav Books: Harry Potter series, Inheritance cycle, Percy Jackson series (btw has anyone read the first book of the Kane chronicles, The Red Pyramid??!!? If not, you definetely should!), Fablehaven series, The Sisters Grimm series, The Looking Glass Wars, The Maximum Ride novels, the list just goes on and on. (No offense to the many people that like it, but even though I am a sucker for romance, I hate the Twilight series)

Fav music: Basically everything except rap and some country. Right now I'm kinda obsessed with Demi Lovato's stuff. Not that she's a good role model or anything. I mean, I just heard that she was in rehab! I should say that I'm suprised, but I'm really not. *sigh* Oh, but I loooove Taylor Swift! XD And I'm always listening to a soundtrack from some musical.

Fav Musicals: Phantom of the Opera (my absolute favorite thing ever! XD), Les Miserables, Wicked, Cats, Evita, Moulin Rouge, RENT, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog (yes, I count this as a musical), and pretty much every musical I ever heard about/seen! If you have any suggestions, feel free to tell me!

Fav video games: Kingdom Hearts series (best games ever!!!! XD), Disney Epic Mickey, most Mario games, Endless ocean 1 & 2, Rune Factory, My Sims, Kirby

Fav color: blueish-purplish...something. ...wait...I think it's called indigo. lol

Description: I'm a pretty weird person. I'm always ready to argue as long as its something important. I am part of the cult known as obsessive reading ;). My friends always say I'm really calm and collected. I can get along with just about anyone. I consider myself a leader. I guess you could call me a nerd but I don't really think of myself as one. Sarcasm is my middle name; I couldn't live a day with out it. I've never had a boyfriend which I know is kinda sad, but I don't plan on having one anytime soon...not that I'm a lesbian or anything (NO OFFENSE). I just dont want to go out with anyone. *awkward silence* haha...yeah.

And thats all you people need to know about me! XP

Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Moments so dear
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
six hundred minutes
How do you measure - measure a year?
In daylights - in sunsets
In midnights - in cups of coffee
In inches - in miles
In laughter - in strife

In - five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure
A year in the life?

-Seasons of Love, RENT

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Bre-izzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Kaye Andrew

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(1st 3 letters of your last name, 1st 2 letters of your 1st name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Schbrers (Okaaaayy..)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue Coke (Thats not weird...*sarcasm*)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rhyovcs (That doesn't even sound Arab!!!)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Misty (Funny story: You know my cat Misty? She runs up and down the stairs at night and has fallen off the railing several times. She hates everything that is alive (excluding inanimate objects) and is always trying to get outside. I even think she's bipolar. How'ja like to have a cat like that? lol)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Flood

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Blue Pegleg (lol thats pretty funny)

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, LittleRaven13

Pick your birth month
Italic anything that doesn't apply to you
Bold the five-ten that best apply to you
Leave it aloneif you aren't sure
Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable (I try to be all of those...hopefully I'm not scary lol). Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets (I don't let things go. Ever.). Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things (arguing pointlessly is my number one pet peeve). Guides others physically and mentally (I consider myself a pretty good leader). Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved (I hate this about myself..). Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is a cat.
This is really cat.
This is annoying cat.
This is thing cat.
This is that cat.
This is fanfiction cat,
This is authors cat.
This is put cat.
This is on cat.
This is their cat.
This is profiles cat.
This is and cat.
This is I cat.
This is hate cat.
This is it cat!

Now, go back and read the third word of every line. Who skipped to this part? I bet you feel majorly stupid right now!

This chain message scared me... so I'm posting it. 0.o

there were 3 girls and they were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if
this dosent touch you because this is just wrong.

Twenty Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance:
1. There are eighty shades of white.
2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy
7. Not all proms end in disaster.
8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts".
10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
11. A mop makes a great present.
12. A tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable.
13. Anyone can pull off a weird beard.
14. Chicken fingers and ski ball are a heck of a combo.
15. There is no end to the amount of lattes a person can have.
16. Even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink.
17. A 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.
18. You should never let your co-star talk without a script.
19. If you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting.
20. James doesn't get dumped. He dumps . . . from a distance.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (not completely but lots of my friends think i am)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem

I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype.

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Catching The Clock by manda600 reviews
Because their timing was all wrong, but eventually they caught up to it. The episodes of Season 7 - Season 9, as seen through Robin's and Barney's eyes. Note: This story only recognizes up to the legitimate canon ending in 9.22.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 68 - Words: 595,960 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Barney S., Robin S.
Crowns of Deception by Forlorn Rain reviews
The mind can deceive and control, yet the heart can sway and destroy. Where does the truth lie? Inspired by The Princess Bride. LxZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,864 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Zelda, Link - Complete
The Coraline Chronicles: Book 1: Axis of Shadow by Sonosublime reviews
Based on the events of the movie. When Coraline escaped from the clutches of the Beldam, she felt that her life returned to 'normal'. However, a dark chain of events has already been set in motion, and whenever one door closes, another opens...
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Complete
Phantom of Truth by HaiJu reviews
Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now posted.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,495 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Guarded Hearts by Terpsichore92 reviews
Gustave Daae's new job as District Attorney has painted a target on Christine's back for anyone wishing to keep her father from prosecuting them. Erik gets hired to guard her, never expecting he'd have to guard her from stealing his heart, Leroux/Modern/EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,148 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Erik, Christine
Midnight Blue Serenity by BeautifulFiction reviews
When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate's charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim? Eventual John/Sherlock. Case fic. (Warning: reviews may contain spoilers)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,703 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Faking It by Liberty-In reviews
The art of disguise is knowing how to hide in plain sight, and Sherlock Holmes is exceptionally good at hiding in plain sight. Well he has to be, considering what he really is. AU - Angels and Demons. Part 1 of The Bane of My Existence Series, which is a WIP.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,505 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Der Erlkönig by gravity01 reviews
It is simple, really. Something was stolen from Erik. He wants it back. And he will stop at nothing until he gets it. EC. Eventually Modern.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,069 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
A Day In The Life by Cerulean Pen reviews
Summer is a wondrous and magical time for those yet to discover its power. Summer in Gravity Falls is… well, strange, especially with these guys. A collection of vignettes about their daily lives. Story Seventeen: Awaken- How can you repair a horrible mistake? How can you bring back the ones you love? ...and why is a shovel and spell involved?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,765 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012
Because they really do love each other, don't they by Caruncle reviews
A collection of barney/robin oneshots that I've written. Updated: chapter 8 Set in the closing minutes 8x08- Robin's POV on hearing Barney's decision about their relationship. Thanks for reading
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Robin S., Barney S.
The Town That Time Forgot by missakat reviews
The town abandoned and left to fall to ruin, subject of many a horror story. Wendy returns to Gravity Falls, in order to pay respects to those long since passed.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Wendy, Mabel P. - Complete
Homeless by Enarre reviews
Billy is beginning to think that he's being haunted. Drabble series... Billy/Penny sentiments.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,774 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace by shulesaddict77 reviews
Everyone is gathered at the church, waiting for Barney and Sarah to get married. But Robin just realized that she is still in love with Barney. Now she is stuck and has to watch him promising another woman that he will love her forever. COMPLETE
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Gravity by Limegreen16 reviews
In a few months, he will be someone else's husband and who knows, maybe a father too in a year or so. Robin's POV as she tries to move on, post season 7 finale. B/R.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Barney S., Robin S.
Confessions by Lynse reviews
Follows Connections. Danny's secret's not as safe as he thinks, what with Maddie unable to ignore her wild suspicions any longer and piecing things together and Jack asking questions all on his own.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Jazz F. - Complete
Benediction by Nade-Naberrie reviews
Thirty-seven years later and heading for certain disaster, Christine may find redemption where she least expects it. Set onboard the RMS Titanic.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,469 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Christine, Erik
To Those Without Pity by Pointless Nostalgic reviews
On the night of Don Juan Triumphant, a fatal twist of events leaves Christine the prisoner of the Phantom of the Opera once again. Without the Viscount de Chagny to fight to save her, she must learn to accept a new life with Erik by her side.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,209 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Christine, Erik - Complete
In Every Universe by Limegreen16 reviews
In another world, they're dancing around each other on tiptoes, and in another, still yet to meet, and in another, already settled down, having figured it our early. B/R. Barney and Robin defy physics and find each other, over and over again.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Barney S., Robin S.
Bury Me Standing by Morleigh reviews
It’s been several years since Christine left the opera forever years with Raoul by her side and her life apparently complete. But when events beyond her control thrust her into a new world, she must find the strength to once again live, love, and forgive.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,685 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Christine, Erik
The Last of Us by The White Maiden reviews
Zelda is left an orphan and an outlaw on the run when Ganondorf claims the Triforce and the kingdom for himself. As the last hope for her people, she must call on every ounce of strength and ingenuity she has to reclaim the future of Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,855 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Zelda, Link
Stop Pretending by Ariels Lament reviews
Five times Penny almost discovered Dr. Horrible, and one time she did. Takes a different turn of events from the movie, but it's still in there. Somewhere. Ch 6: In which Penny...pft! Oh, come on. Like you don't already know what happens. ;P
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Evergreen by Nade-Naberrie reviews
When Christine's world crumbles, she returns to the man who had once loved her beyond all reason. But even if they can slay their own demons, will they be able to escape the wrath of those left in their destructive wake? COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 239,252 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
life a fact above all others by hewhoistomriddle reviews
An exploration of Foxface. District Five Project, Tribute, Surviving Girl, Living Girl, Dead Girl.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Foxface - Complete
Risky Business by Loved-Invention reviews
Everyone thought that we would be the perfect couple…two best friends who fell in love. So, Chad and I made a plan to set them straight. We'd fool them, and prove that we'd be a horrible couple. The only one I was fooling was myself. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
One Day More Review Style by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
A parody of "One Day More" as it might appear in a fanfiction . net review.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
Clash of the Titans by Gryphinwyrm7 reviews
An Egyptian Magician teams up with two Half-Bloods to stop a force that threatens both Greek and Egyptian worlds: Ragnarok.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,199 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Percy J.
Phasmatis Cruor by Aki-sama reviews
Remus travels to America on Dumbledore's orders in search of a uniquely powerful ghost, and finds much more in the process. Three young untrained witches and wizards, and a friend in the form of a spirit...Remus has his work cut out for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,368 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Harry P., Danny F.
Childhood Dreams by Spyquirks reviews
Calvin becomes the opposite of Stupendous Man. "I'll say I had plenty of dreams, not all of them normal."
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Play the Game by RhiannonoftheMoon reviews
Fae love a good game, and Jareth is no exception. He might have lost the last one, but this time, victory seems assured and the prize is within his grasp. There is no way he can fail! Right? J/S
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,622 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Of Phantoms and Nobodies by Sahxyel reviews
DP and Kingdom Hearts 2 crossover. Danny is having a total Parent Free week, no worries...or not. After a strange dream, Danny finds himself faced with a strange Organization, who have their own plans for our halfa...
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,672 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 5/6/2006
Changes by Sailor Silver Moon reviews
Chihiro left the Spirit World changed...but what if she had changed too much? Now in high school, she finds her actions gravitating around one boy. One oddly familiar, frustratingly handsome boy. CxH
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,343 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Eye of the Beholder by Firestar9mm reviews
Three friends. Two elective classes. One serious mess.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,800 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Go to Sleep, Hero by Startide Risen reviews
Disguised as Sheik, Zelda goes to meet Link after his defeat of the Fire Temple. A peek into her psyche.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002