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Bubbles are awesome, shiny stuff is amazing, sparkles are the best things known to man, shiny sparkly bubbles are awesomer than me ( though not as cute)
OK so here's some things about me
AGE: Old enough too know better to young too care
HAIR COLOR: Brown
EYE COLOR: A light brown almost hazel
FAV #: 84, it's a interesting number
I LOVE twilght, I fall more than Bella does :D
SM is an awesome writer the host is almost better than twilight
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING *SIGH*
You Know you are an addict when. . . .
Your in a real life situation and flash back to an Emmett moment and start laughing. Your friends ask you to clue them in and you try to explain and then giving up you say it: "It's a Twlight thing, you wouldn't understand"
You read the series over and over and then you surf the web and see ramdom quotes that you could tell who said it, in which book, and what the topic was about.
You really want to kidnap Jasper but know that even if he was real Alice would be there waiting for you. . . ugh.
You are secretly jealous of Jasper's and Alice sex life. . .empathy. . . physic. . .oh the possiblities.
You refer to those who have never read the series as "outsiders"
Ladies: You are talking to a guy weather it be your significat or whatnot and you have to keep repeating in your head: Edward Cullen does not exist.
Guys: You are secretly grateful that no one is as strong as Emmett Cullen, how would you compete; dealing with Edward fantasies are hard enough.
The "outsiders" get annoyed when you tell them that you really don't like vampire movies
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
Copy this onto your profile if you're a true Twilight fan! :)
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
If you think this is funny, copy and paste onto own profile.
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Rome
2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. the
3. What can you hear right now? Annoying little brother
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me: Hi Bonnie Bonnie: What do you want now? Me: UUUHHH I'm ofened by that. Bonnie: What do you want? Me: idk Bonnie: Bye Bethany Me: OK bye bye.
5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Bones
6. Type your name with your elbow. bethasn yhgfgb (awesome right)
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes.What's the first thing you see? blinds
8. What cereal mascot would you be? The frosted flakes tiger Their GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAT
9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I was googleing redneck jokes
10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell. men:menhntiea (that makes alot of sense)
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right when he lied and told them there was no candy left.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile.Alice Cullen: Quirkier then you since 1901
Edward Cullen: Faster then you since 1901
Bella Swan: Clumsier then you since 1989
Emmett Cullen: Hotter then you since 1916
Jasper Hale: Calmer then you since 1843
Rosalie Hale: Better then you since 1916
Carlisle Cullen: Smarter then you since 1640
Esme Cullen: Kinder then you since 1895
When a Boy Makes a Girl Jealous
A boy and a girl where the best of friends, from elementary to high school, beginning to end.
Through all those years, thier freindship grew.
They both felt the same way, but neither knew, each walking moment, since the day they met.
They both loved each other, sunrise to sunset.
He was all she had; he was the one who kept her from the knife.
She was his angel, she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves, she made it all worth while.
Then one day, things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks were like a very sad song.
He made her jealous, on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked 'Do you love her?" on purpose he lied.
He played with jealously, like it was a game.
Little do he know, things would never be the same.
His plan was working, but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go, the damage he would do.
One night she broke down, feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade, no one else home.
She dialed his number, he answered 'Hello?'
She told him she loved him and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house, just a moment to late.
Found her lying in blood, her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note, in it her confession.
Her love for this boy, her only obbession.
As he read the note, he knelt down and cried and grabbed her knife.
That night, they both died.
She was found lying in his arms, both of them dead.
Under her note his handwriting said:
'I loved her so, she never knew, all this time I loved her too.'
This is my favorite poem, its so sad but i still love it
Act your Age, not your shoe size. even if it's the same
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and bitch slap someone!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL-I say George Strait
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :