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Poll: Should I write a separate and brief story about Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's time in "That place" from Ratchet's wrenches? Vote Now!
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Joined 05-13-10, id: 2362743, Profile Updated: 03-20-12
Author has written 9 stories for Transformers, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Greets mechs, femmes, mechlings, and femmelings! Looks like you've stumbled across the profile of the one and only Qualeo! I'm a big Transfan who writes all sorts of Tranfantasies(And so it has been said, and so it shall now be called). I'll be turning 17 come Octobor 2012 (I'm almost a Senior in High school! Yippee!). I hope you all enjoy the Transfantasies I write!


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia


They hurt her:

bout six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you


97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!


1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Ironhide

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Ironhide: Feeling lucky punk? Me: I think so since I met you *hugs* Ironhide:...

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Ironhide: Feeling Luck pu Me: Didn't we just go over this *points above* Ironhide: Oh right...

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

Me: Probably rock music. You know, loud and hardcore stuff. Or maybe Ballerina music to match his "Tooth Fairy" costume!!!!!

Ironhide: *arms cannons*

Me: i love you Ironhide *runs*

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

Sure do

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Sara: Um...Hi?

Oneshot: Ironhide! *squeals*

Abby: You're sweet Ironhide, but you better not get my boy Oneshot killed

7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Ironhide. woman, I already said this *frowns*

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Me: Disassembling his cannons. Ironhide: Damn straight, I would never get rid of these!

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Barricade

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Strutting around in plan sight with pink amror, drinking high grade, and flirting with humans

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Ironhide: DIE! *shoots* Barricade: ARE YOU IRONHIDE? Ironhide: ...

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Me: SENTINEL PRIME. HE KILLED IRONHIDE

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Starscream. He has earned it many many many times.

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

Me: Probably two maybe more.I hear a certain mech likes to "do" it alot Ironhide: You know it *winks*

Me: WE HAVE INNOCENT READERS IRONHIDE

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Bumblebee X Arcee

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

Ironhide: *begins replaying all the times I have called him hot*

Me: Wow, I do that a lot

Ironhide: Of course *winks*

Me: I might just have to smack that grin off your face one day. When I get a metal and not squishy hand

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Probably a simple mustang. IDK. Maybe I'll be the first femme truck!

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Arcee. She knows how to stay way from my mech

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Autobots. Herp a derp!

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Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 365,178 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
When nothing else fits by hummergrey reviews
Autobot Twin pranks, Bumblebee vs Arcee, Decepticon drones, Annabelle trouble, and Mikeala a nurse to Simmons? Add in Sarah Lennox, Barricade wanting a sparkling and Soundwave and cassettes for more utter mayhem. Short, funny adventure stories to make you smile. Main TF Universe mixed with movie verse. Rated T for robotic swearing and explosions.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Annabelle L., Barricade, Ironhide, Arcee
Alice In Chains by Subtle Serenity reviews
-And that was how Orihime Inoue found herself handcuffed and strung up in Ulquiorra's basement, which was the beginning of what she was sure would be a hardly healthy relationship…
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 132,826 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Ghost by KyraReid reviews
My name is Katrin, nicknamed fox by my two best friends, Sunny and Sides, who I thought were human. Until I died and became a ghost. Now I've made it my mission to help them any way I can, and this is my story of how.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,172 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sideswipe
The Fallen meets the Cousin by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,512 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 10/19/2009
The Change by LunarLacrimosa reviews
Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After finding a damaged Barricade everything changes for the young teen. Barricade learns what it means to really be alive from a fleshy of all things, gaining these horrible things called feelings. A Sparkling, Cons joining the Bots, and more. hinted mech/human, then mech/human near the end. Basically finished, sequel planned. Will be edited.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 192,478 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Barricade, Miles L. - Complete
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Guidelines for living with Robots! part 2 by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,717 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4482 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
The End of Solitude and Silent Shouts by Alicevera reviews
It has been two years since her dad died and since then, she has been alone. After almost being executed she comes to Whiterun. There, she finds a place to belong, and Vilkas. Spoiler warning! F.DragonbornXVilkas. UNDERGOING RE-WRITE AS OF July 2013
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,303 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas
Solemnly Swear by Death's Inevitable Kiss reviews
Transfan didn't even begin to cover Noah's love for Transformers. In Lyra's opinion, it was borderline obsessive, but he was her little brother, so she didn't mind. Thanks to a stupid birthday promise, they find themselves stuck in the fandom for Primus knows what. Add in a mild separation, some excruciating injuries, and bizarre dreams, and Lyra's living in Hell. Sides/OC/Sunny
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,100 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Bumblebee, Sideswipe
You Have Found a Home by Cairistona reviews
When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 397,919 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia, Elita-1, Optimus Prime - Complete
Abduction by Hellfire Los Angeles reviews
Two normal everyday Trans-Fans go on a fun trip to Chicago, what can go wrong? That's what I thought before I started having freak dreams involving Transformers. It all seemed ok until we went up to the Willis Tower and the building is attacked! What's even worse is that the Decepticons took us and left us in the care of Soundwave! Soundwave/OC/Ironhide References to Zelda: TP
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,746 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Ironhide, Soundwave
Uneasy Elements by cheekylittlelass reviews
Sequel to an Uneasy Alliance. Starscream's power and arrogance have grown even greater as he settles into his leadership over the Decepticons. Now he wants Alexis to rejoin him, on a special mission...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,379 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Starscream, Alexis - Complete
Battle of the Cops by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
What started out as a suggestion turned out to be an all out war. Who knew being a giant alien robot disguised as a cop could be so much fun? Based off hummergrey's fic When nothing else fits
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Barricade
Just To See You Smile by Spread A Little Happiness reviews
You are my Prince in this messed up fairy tale I call life. You know my secrets and my scars, and I know yours. And I would do anything, just to see you smile.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 97,637 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kyo S., Yuki S., OC - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3420 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Transformers Prime: The Clone Chronicles by everyday hero reviews
this is a new series idea i have. takes place in the middle of season 2, a little after Nemesis Prime. The Autobots are finally winning the war because of their new clone army. Except clones always mean trouble. Filled with story twists and adventure
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,641 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Arcee, Optimus Prime
Three's a Crowd by Lunar Mist reviews
They were only hatchlings. How were they supposed to know how important both factions of the war viewed them? Well, if they get energon every night and a good cuddle, then they'll be happy. Well, a stable caretaker would be nice, too.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,943 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ratchet, Starscream
Grab It By The Horns by Mercedes Wolfcry reviews
I was a soldier in Iraq, tough as nails and prepared for anything. And then I died. But I came back, as some sort of wacked out alien baby that crash-landed. I'm not prepared for this! Rated MA Sunstreaker/oc/Sideswipe
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 103 - Words: 270,475 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
I've Been Trucked! by theshadowcat reviews
Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,485 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Ironhide
Primitive Violation by UlurNaga reviews
TF: Prime. Optimus/OC A woman is captured in a Decepticon crossfire with Prime and he is forced to do something terrible against his will. Torn between what he is, violator, or victim? Contains swearing, Sparkrape and lots of sexual content. Collab with Ellmarr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Easing Tension by JenKristo reviews
Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
Glitch by unknown ghost author reviews
These feelings were dangerous. There was no telling what would happen, should Starscream imagine that Knock Out was making an honest move on him. Still, the opportunity, the chance for success, was too great to pass up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 50,822 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream
Deceived by The Official Demonator reviews
Luciana Hill has been married for five years, but like every relationship, there are rough patches that take time to get through. Especially if you're actually married to your husband's Hummer and you only just found out half a decade later. Ratchet/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Ratchet, Ironhide
Ironhide and the Kid by AutobotGuy710 reviews
AU. With their daughter off to college, the Lennox's have become Foster Parents to a fourteen year old boy. Ironhide is uncomfortable with an unknown child living in the home, Anthony is shy and reserved. But family is found in unlikely places.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,547 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
What's Left by redamant reviews
Hi. My name's Sam. The Autobots left, Sentinel won, humankind got reduced to slaves and… Well, you get the gist of it, don't you?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sam W. - Complete
The Lesson by mmouse15 reviews
Jolt learns from Ironhide about weapons and life during war.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ironhide, Jolt - Complete
Thickness of Skin by Skyie reviews
When the sparkmate of Optimus is threatened, her protection comes from an unlikely source. Ironhide objects and sparks fly! Co-Authored with UlurNaga and her story Primary Mechanisms.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,690 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Ironhide
Sideswipe Oneshots and Short Stories by The Official Demonator reviews
Fics based on Sideswipe's many pranks, jokes, or embarrassments. Summary for Chapter 13: "After watching Jillian use Cruise Control on her car, Sideswipe comes up with a sweet way to ride that the cops aren't going to like." OCs in some chapters.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sideswipe, Ironhide
Combination: Blue by Soundwave 0107 reviews
In the desert after the battle of the Sun Harvester, Devastator is found by NEST. However, he lives to serve the Primes, and now, he has Optimus Prime as his new Master. Well, Galloway will be surprised at Diego Garcia's newest resident. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,483 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Devastator - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
The Consequences of Clumsiness by Pie.R.Square reviews
We were walking home from school, and I tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, dragging my sister and I down. Nothing happened at first, but the consequences were far more life changing then we first thought. Ratchet/OC, possible Bee/OC or Sides/OC.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,766 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bumblebee, Ratchet
I Lost a World! by Rose's.wings reviews
She was just a girl with nothing to do, but that changes when she wakes up on another planet and is taken in by aliens. All she wants is to find her sister and go home but with civil war looming, not to mention the speech barrier, will she ever get back?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,407 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Itzy Bitzy Baby by evilpinklollipop reviews
A girl wakes up after an accident to find herself in the body of a baby Cybertronian. Believing she's in a coma, she doesn't think too much into it. It's a nice dream to be smothered by huge, metal robots after all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,055 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Optimus Prime
Twisted by SimpleRhapsody reviews
Parker had her life destroyed 2 years ago when she was in a fatal accident involving a certain blue and red semi truck, leaving her family dead. When it comes time for the revenge she craves, she'll discover that her "saviors" may just be twisted. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 215,665 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Rise Of The Bumblebee by Vanillastar reviews
Jessica is Sam's older sister, while her brother and parents are gone on vacation Jessica is stuck at home in 100 degree heat, with no air conditioner. What is she gonna do? Car!Bumblebee/OC, warning MAJOR SMUT!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Bumblebee
Faces of Need by The-Mighty-Third-Draft reviews
Broken hearted Mikaela opens up. Optimus takes care of his friends - all of them and what follows transforms Mikaela's world. Joining beyond sex. Healing beyond expectation. Optimus/Ratchet/Mikaela various.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,423 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Optimus Prime, Mikaela B., Ratchet, Sam W.
Into the Fire by Heretic.Knight.515 reviews
Jack is a normal Halo fan, until he's sucked into the Halo universe. He can't go back-he doesn't know how he got there. He's forced to become a Spartan; although, to be honest, he doesn't resist much. He thinks he's living the dream-for about two seconds.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,003 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
This Winter Won't Last Forever by Gatekat reviews
Dead story. G1 season 3, Jazz/Prowl. The Prime is dead, long live the Prime. Yet what is to become of two officers of the old Prime when the new one doesn't want them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 41,534 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
Arranged Love by TenzouGirl reviews
Sakura is forced into an arranged marriage to keep her family afloat, but can she learn to love her new husband, Kakuzu?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
Guidelines for living with Devastator by Tatyana Witwicky reviews
Once again, another set of Rules! Devastator may be frigthening but he's friendly..ish. With this set of rules, it should make it much easier to get along with him. Review's will be love and stuff!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Devastator
Noble Team: Saved and Saves by ZeldaRocker2014 reviews
This is my version of Halo. Basically it's just entries of when every person in Noble Team is supposed to die, but they don't Why? Six saves them. I can't tell you how.i know nobody writes about Carter and Six together so why not something new? :D
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Lyca
Master Chef: Cooking Evolved by I have a jar of dirt reviews
The world famous shooter game, Halo: Combat Evolved, retold with a culinary twist. This is so stupid, not to be taken seriously.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, J. Keyes
Blackout! by karee-chan reviews
There has been a blackout in Seireitei and all Shinigami are ordered to stay indoors. What does this mean for Rukia, who get's stuck with Captain Hitsugaya for the night? How will things end for our two young ones? *HitsuRuki* Rated M for later chapters!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,817 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rukia K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
A Love Alphabet by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
A young Padawan is captured and sold as a slave. But by the time Obi-Wan Kenobi rescues has, she is broken – or as close as she can get. Can he bring her back? And can he deal with the conflicting emotions she stirs within him?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Halo: Combat Red by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,496 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Love, Lies, and Pain by Niimura-sama reviews
The night before... and when all seems to be better again, her hopes and innocence are ripped from her. Aizen x Momo - Aizen Gin x Momo - Rape in second chapter: Be Aware
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2010 - S. Aizen, M. Hinamori
A Traitor's Funeral by FelineFantsy reviews
We all know how Darkstripe died, struck down by Graystripe in the heat of battle, but what happened next? Darkstripe tries to find StarClan, but is shocked to find an unexpected cat who takes pity on him, and does more than give him a proper burial.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Darkstripe, Firestar - Complete
No Quiet to Find by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
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Sparkling of a Human V2 reviews
She found him. She loved him. She raised him. She became his mother. Now, he might even find his creator. Rated T for language and other things that may come to pass. IronhideXOC also present. This is the rewrite of the original version.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Ironhide, OC
Sparkling of a Human reviews
She found him. she loved him. she raised him. She became his mother. Now, he might even find his creator. Rated T for language and other things that may come to pass. Rewrite in Progress. Keep a lookout
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 130,684 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Ironhide - Complete
Ratchet's Wrenches reviews
Each Wrench has a story, a story that proves why not to get on Ratchet's badside! A collection of memories, each ending in some head bashing with a wrench in different ways!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,354 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ratchet
The Bonds of a Visor reviews
TF Prime Universe: A little thing based off the pretty cool visor the TF Prime Prowl wears. Don't worry, it's better then the summary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Perfectionist reviews
"An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else's" Sides X OC Story better than Summary
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sideswipe
Metal Ballerina reviews
With the help of Sideswipe, Bumblebee,and Oneshot, Ironhide finds himself doing something for a special someone he had never done before. Ironhide x OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Ironhide - Complete
The Consequences of Being Double Sided reviews
Whenever you asked someone what faciton they were, they always answered Autobot or Decepticon.But what if they answered...both?
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Change in Christmas Tradition reviews
Based off of my story "Sparkling of a human". Abby and Oneshot find themselves ddoing something a little different this year.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Ironhide - Complete
Good before Bad reviews
There was once a human he didn't hate. Before the autobots came. Before she was gone. Rated T for slight swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,709 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
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