Charley In Need of Attention
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 05-14-10, id: 2363453, Profile Updated: 06-19-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, Peter Pan, and Labyrinth.

Hi this is Charley. My real name is Charlotte but most people call me Charley. I'm British and I love writing.

WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. Avoid using punctuation
2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance to the prophecy"
3. Have your friends address you as you wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood".
5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go".
6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.
7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time.
8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso.
9. Decorate your office with mosquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day.
10. At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!"
11. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
12. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
13. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
14. Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're all right.
15. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
16. Sing along at the opera.
17. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
18. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

Fic Outfits:

All That Matters
Alyssa's Charm Bracelet:

Ballet Shoes Charm:

Quick Update: I've got a lot of things written down for my stories, especially the next generation, I'd planned to write a lot of stuff over the holidays but I left my stuff at school, I know I'm stupid, but I will write a chapter up on sun 12th april when I'm back at school... I will I promise :)

Another Update cos I'm really lazy: Okay, okay I know I didn't put up the chapter and I genuinely have no excuse... yes I hate me too. Trust me I think these chapters are well worth the wait and yes next gen readers may kill me I'm really really sorry I will write more I promise and it's terrible cos I used to get annoyed when people didn't update but I have a new keyboard so should hopefully be able to type faster.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Why Is He Not A Goblin? by Miss Mercury101 reviews
Wished away by Dudley to the Labyrinth of the Goblin King, Harry is taken under Jareth's wing. So what happens then when he goes to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Jareth, Harry P.
Not Romeo and Juliet by silverblondhairedlover reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, tried to fight for their love between their Houses heavy rivalry and their Inheritance. Creature fic. Full summary inside. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Broken Strings by DZ2 reviews
Abandoned by more than just the wizarding world, Harry chooses to embrace a side of him that he never knew existed with a guardian he never expected. However, as he learns more about his power, he finds himself wanting protections, comfort and companionship…from a certain grey-eyed Slytherin. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,981 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Brave Ambition by Alli97nomel reviews
Maybe they just need each other, maybe they were meant to be even though everyone might think differently. Maybe they're just in love and maybe they just want to be together forever and is that really too much to ask? "I have always loved you, I never stopped! And I never will!" Harry said before taking a step forward and closing the gap between them that he decided would never be
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 248,861 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Purple Summer by brookemopolitan reviews
Rachel goes to Columbus and gets involved in an amateur production of Spring Awakening. Lots of St. Berry friendship, Rachel/Tina, and some other various Berry flavoured relationships... COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,430 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rachel B. - Complete
Every Inch of My Love by brookemopolitan reviews
It started with rose embroidered Doc Martens and a Led Zepplin song. For A Different Rachel challenge, and now extended..Puckleberry, eventual Finn/Quinn, and Rachel/Quinn friendship... COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,910 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Brothers by Lovefremione reviews
Harry and his twin brother Evan defeat the Dark Lord when they are 15 months old, only Dumbledore makes a mistake thinking Evan is the only one who did, and most people seem to just forget about Harry. Crazy Dumbledore, Veela Draco, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,460 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
He is NOT my boyfriend! by Lunadeath reviews
H/D slash. The sly Malfoy gets out of trouble by telling those he sees that he and Harry are a couple. Of course, it's not true. Or is it? and how will Harry's friends get along with him? *rating's up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,300 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

All Meddling Causes Trouble reviews
It's been 5 years since Sarah's trip through the Labyrinth and she's lived a normal(ish) life with no glittery gits in sight. She's off to college but is her new roomate all she seems?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Sarah, Jareth
I've Had Enough Great Adventures reviews
20 years ago Wendy left Peter Pan and Neverland. Now Captain Hook's daughter is fed up of her father's restrictions and wants to have an adventure. But after getting lost in Neverwood Cassie Hook might decide that her adventure isn't what she expected.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012
The New Generation reviews
A lead on from What If. The new generation go to Hogwarts, friendship and enimies are made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., OC, James S. P.
What If reviews
What if Sirius Black had a daughter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sirius B.
All That Matters reviews
Puck and Rachel have a strange relationship, but can a new face change all that? Rated T for language later on. I don't own Glee. Shame...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Puck, Rachel B.