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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Who am I? I am: too happy; too positive; too sweet; too polite; and way too intelligent for my own good. Those are the adjectives I'd use to describe me and others who know me would use them too. But do they know me? Do I know me? Who am I behind the mask, behind the image I like to hide behind. I can be: too dark; too grim; too annoying; too negative; too rude and too pessimistic. But that is not the person I like people to see.

I like to be the smile. The person everyone can rely on to be the sun, on a dark and cloudy day. The person that is too positive for her own good. The girl who likes to act like she has no idea what she's talking about half the time, just to appear on par with everyone else. Because - because what is the alternative?

I am the product of my environment. I am me.


Insignifigant facts:

Star sign: Pisces - apparently 'negative'. Fuck that.

Love: My friends, music, coke, adrenaline, film, internet

Hate: Compulsory anything, eating fish, annoying people

TV: True Blood, Vampire Diaries, Doctor Who, Glee, 16 and Pregnant, Torchwood, Grey's Anatomy

Film: The Hangover, Pretty Women, The Strangers, Nightmare On Elm Street, Angels and Demons, The Dark Knight, X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Food: Chocolate, rice, tuna, toast, tea :p

Books: The Time Traveler's Wife, The Demonata series, Hush Hush, The Lovely Bones (S*t film!), The Davinci Code, Dracula

Authors: Darren Shan, Audrey Niffeneger, Stephen King, R.L. Stine, Charlaine Harris, Alice Sebold, Dan Brown, Meg Cabot

Music: Rascal Flatts, The Script, 30 Seconds To Mars, Joshua Radin, Lady Antebellum, Lifehouse, Michael Buble, Pink, Paolo Nutini, The Lonely Island, Theory of A Deadman, Kings of Leon, Daughtry, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Aerosmith, Cage The Elephant


Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Blah blah blah. But I soo own the plot and the additional characters!

Reviews are like chocolate! I can't ever have enough!

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Turn It Off! by queenamz reviews
My version of how Kim and Jared started their relationship. Kim was the token quiet girl in school, but her whole world is shaken up when Jared imprints on her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Jared, Kim
Page Turner by karry4harry reviews
A stranger, a blank book and Audrey has found herself in the world of Twilight with a new past. Will Audrey's presence change the story? As days end, pages are written and Audrey discovers that her days within Forks and with Edward are numbered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,924 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward, OC
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20143 - Favs: 13,106 - Follows: 5,441 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6616 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Double Take by emzemily reviews
"Didn't you hear her Mike? She doesn't want you, she wants me!" By then everybody was just looking at the two of us in utter shock… I guess I better tell you the whole story first. AH, a bit OOC -on hiatus-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,267 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Oh Dear by Lov3good reviews
It's been six years since I left La Push, and it's been four years since Paul left me. Paul/OC! SEQUEL TO OH JULES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,194 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Paul
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4257 - Favs: 4,132 - Follows: 4,669 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Supernova by ThisCharmingWoman reviews
Stella Swift doesn’t understand the Twilight craze, but when a strange guy and curiosity pull her in, her life changes forever. Can love last lifetimes? Can fiction be anything but fiction? Full Summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 158,552 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella
Twishite by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
Stephenie Mey- I mean, Bella Swan's touching story of love and complete and utter crap is summarised in this delightfully horrible play on Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight'. WARNING: Extremely Anti-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5861 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Oh Jules by Lov3good reviews
My feelings for Paul changed the minute he knocked a door into my face. But I guess, that's the price to pay for love. Paul/OC !COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 111,230 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Paul - Complete
The Truth You Hide by f4life reviews
Fay Uley is invited to stay with her cousin Sam and wife Emily. She accepts their invitation and La Push seems like a pretty good place until Paul enters her life. Will she be able to cope with his aggresiveness and if not will Paul let her go?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,721 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Paul - Complete
Heart of the Beast by rebel angel365 reviews
Paul’s temper only seems to get worse as the days go by. Can something, rather, someone, get to his heart? Please RxR!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,731 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 12/30/2007
The First Day Of My Life by Spazzstickkim reviews
Kim enjoy's stalking Jared Tal. It's fun, like a hobby. Until people, including Jared himself, begin to actually notice her in return. Then thing's get bumpy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,479 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Jared, Kim
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4245 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
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Stalking 101 reviews
Kim is Jared's ultimate personal stalker. But does she want the tables turned? Is she ready for what she's wished for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,406 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Kim, Jared
The Unwept Tears of Rosalie Hale reviews
Oneshot. Rosalie is far more than the breathaking creature that everyone sees. I tried to delve into her most inner thoughts, and this is what I came up with... p.s. not sure exactly when, but most likely during eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Rosalie - Complete