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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Ayla The Librarian, twiinklestar, crazy-freak-of-nature

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica,I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, XOiHeaRTMiLoOX, Oppisum, Lexi Matthews, twiinklestar, crazy-freak-of-nature

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!", "CHEEESE!" or any variation thereof, put this in your profile.

If, no matter how hard you try, you still run into things, put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

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Being unique is thinking outside the box, reading between the lines, coloring out of pictures, dancing to the tune of your own drummer, and having a heck of a better time than other people. If you're unique, copy and paste this in your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think the kids should lay off of Lucky and let him have his flippin' Lucky Charms in peace, copy and past this onto your profile

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
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If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

(If you're against abortion, re-post this.)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you've ever tripped going up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. ((oh, if only you knew))

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn,AnimeOtakuBara, Insane Tara, RambleTamble, TeenageMutantNinjaHamster, crazy-freak-of-nature,

When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the people who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody heck you did that.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. ((Try days))

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A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American Teens would have a severe emotional breakdown is someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who will say "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Stardawn, NightOfTheTiger, Faithrose, Allan Pike, The Worst Nightmare (I'm a freak and very proud of it, thank you very much),Pinetail, Maj Enn, xxouchibitmytonguexx, Aaya-Kun, Insane Tara (INSANITY!!), RambleTamble(Not American, but still a freak!), TeenageMutantNinjaHamster ((I is a total freak)), crazy-freak-of-nature (the name say's it all!),

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have 10 or more all time favorite books ever copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters ((

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Freida Norris

"If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you."

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying tackle hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love copy and pasty thingies...COPY AND PASTY THIS!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, recopy this and make it even longer.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that the TMNT are real and you would go to New York just to find them copy and paste this in your profile!

Love your enemies! It really ticks them off.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

Don't frown, even when you're sad. Someone might be falling in love with your smile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well-aimed.

Life isn't passing me by; it's running me over!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Some minds are like concrete, throughly mixed and permantly set.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Set sail in a general 'that way' direction.

Remimber:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God the Father, His Son, and the Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Whoever said "nothing is impossible", never tried slamming a revolving door.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.

With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error.

To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water.

Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.

Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.

It's easy to stay in shape. Round is a shape.

I can levitate birds but nobody cares.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

I would engage in a battle of wits with you, but I refuse to duel with an unarmed person.

May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.

Save petrol by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help.

Don't fork out on expensive smoke alarms. Simply fill balloons with water and hang them from the ceiling. Then cover the floor with air-filled balloons, each with a drawing pin stuck to the top.
In the event of a fire the temperature will cause the air- filled balloons to rise up from the floor, and the pins will burst the water-filled balloons, thus extinguishing the fire. Probably.

Buy a television set exactly like your neighbours. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control.

Smell gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of the escaping gas.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

Never attempt to fasten your shoe laces in a revolving supermarket door.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can’t be late until you show up

If your friends tell you you’re crazy more than twice a day, and you agree with them, post this on your profile.

If you actually bother to read these things, post this on your profile.

If you’ve ever spent ages trying to remember how to spell a simple word, trying out all the variations, post this on your profile.

If yuo htae spllenig, psot tihs on yuor prolfie.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you)...copy this into your profile!

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young had been d in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

I stole this from ChibiLover123 who stole it from cheetahluv16 who stole it from juleskat101 who stole it from BloodyAphrodite who stole this from Kelsica2 who stole it from TheUnspokenArtist:
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

An Ode To My Mom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

In Honor of Stupid People:

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(the shoplifter special? Maybe it's plot by Frito to get people arrested so they don't have to pay up!)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Iron: Do not place in any bodily orfice while turned on. (because some things are not meant to be ironed out.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING. Well, except when you're cooking. Adding duct tape to chicken does NOT un-burn it. If chicken is burned, then it's going to stay burned.”

If you’ve ever annoyed your friends and family by talking too much about a cartoon, post this on your profile.

If your friends tell you you’re crazy more than twice a day, and you agree with them, post this on your profile.

If you’ve ever gotten the Ben Ten theme song stuck in your head for days, post this on your profile.

If you actually bother to read these things, post this on your profile.

- Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark. -

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right!"

- "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

- Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

- Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

– "I know Karate, Kung Fu, Taekwondo and many other dangerous words."

- "Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

- "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

· - Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Studying: take the S-T-U off and it’s just dying.

"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"

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April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 273,666 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
The Things I Do by Namerrak reviews
Who doesn't love the things our favorite brothers do. A series of oneshots about their not so ordinary everyday lives. Humor, cuteness and brotherly love ensured.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,321 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
The Turtles' Friend by CowabungaChick reviews
Do you ever wonder what meeting the turtles would be like? Ever wanted to go on one of their adventures with them? Meet Casey, April, Master Splinter and the others? Well here's your chance because in this story, YOU'RE the star!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,612 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Donatello
Raph's Babe by CowabungaChick reviews
Lots of drabbles with Raph/Reader romance in them! See for yourself!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,616 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Raphael
Mikey's Cutie by CowabungaChick reviews
Some cute little drabbles with the Mikey/Reader pairing in them! Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,939 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Michelangelo - Complete
Leo's Love by CowabungaChick reviews
A bunch of cute drabbles of the Leo/Reader pairing! Check it out!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,857 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Leonardo - Complete
Living Fairy Tales by Invisible-Nobody reviews
What happens when Neil buys a new mirror. Atlanta and Theresa get sucked into another world. Will the boys be able to save them? Or will they be stuck forever? Possible AxA, JxT, OCxAt, OCxN-one sided
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,122 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/25/2008
Trapped On The Couch by TimidBookworm reviews
One turtle after another falls victim to the death grip of the grasping monster, He Who Will Not Wake. Silly with a touch of fluff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Who cares what you are? by kisa sohma cookie reviews
4 friends, 4 opposites are gifted with awsome animal morphing powers the moment they turn 15, but with those powers comes a new enemy, and the guys have to help them before its to late!LeoxOc DonxOc MikexOc RaphxOc
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 117,664 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Origins by ThisCatalyst'sPen reviews
Was it just coinsidence that the turtles received those particular coloured masks that day? Or was there something more behind it? April takes a stab at explaining it, but only seems to make matters worse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Complete
Rules of Mount Justice by heists reviews
135. Wolf does not appreciate it when you steal his bacon. :: cracky. No particular focus on pairings, but hinted/mentioned KF/Rob, Spitfire, and Supermartian. Complete as is, but with updates come with new episodes and the ensuing inspiration.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Of Flowers and Things by Mystic Medjai reviews
A collection of short drabbles, as in exactly 100 words for each part, involving the turtles. Drabble 200 - In which it ends.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,772 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
Of Bat Foxes And Bandit Raccoons by midnightluck reviews
Kaldur is a bandit, kind of, Artemis likes her ranged weaponry, M'gann tries her hand at braiding, Superboy's confused but having fun, Robin and Wally can't decide whether to work together or beat each other up, and everybody's got stuffed animals!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Kaldur/Aqualad, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Ohana by Seito reviews
There was just something about this movie that spoke to him. "What did you mean by Ohana?" R&R
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
things i'll never say by ReginaCaelum reviews
Five times they fell asleep together and the one time someone found them. One-shot, team love
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete
Nobody's Child by Kizmet reviews
Superboy is deaged. While Young Justice looks for a cure Batman sticks Clark Kent with babysitting duties.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Ninja For A Day by SingOutLoudForever reviews
When The Robin's away, The Wally will play.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Bereft by videoezy2 reviews
This is a written version of Episode 9, Bereft, but in Artemis' POV. Shows her feelings and emotions with Wally, her past and her father. Orginally One-shot but will have a second chapter. Enjoy!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Salty, Sweet, 'Tasty' Treat by deadtodd reviews
"Bro, you were eating Play-Doh. That's... Bro... That can't be healthy." -Warning: May cause excessive giggling. Not Slash.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
DeathDefying, Only Actually, Not Really by midnightluck reviews
Five times Robin gave his friends a near-heart attack due to his acrobatics, and he had no idea what the heck they were getting so worked up about. Because we all know he's an aerialist, a performer, and also an adrenaline junkie.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Cause Walking Gets Too Boring by midnightluck reviews
When You Learn How To Fly Sometimes, it's hard to remember to keep his feet on the ground. It's stifling, and difficult, and no fun at all. But other times, up in the ropes, he can just be, and that's what living's all about.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Younger Justice by Darkmagyk reviews
A magic spell has hit the young justice mentors, and the team is having fun taking care of their mini mentors. If only Ollie would stop screaming for "WOY."
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Pain of Love by skatergirl94 reviews
Part 1 of the series. "Then I heard a voice inside my head, telling me to stay where I was. Not to move. 'My name is Renee Walker,' she added."
24 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,418 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Renee W., Jack B.
List of Reasons Aqualad is a Boss by sjohn2999 reviews
The team realizes how much of a boss their leader is. The title is pretty self explanatory.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kaldur/Aqualad - Complete
But It's A Box by Toadflame reviews
When is a box more than a box? 6 times someone used a box in a way they shouldn't have.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Things Fall Apart by FallenUpStairs reviews
His father was always yelling at him. His mother pretended nothing happened. Then they sent him away to live with his Aunt and Uncle. Why didn't they want him anymore? Why didn't they love him anymore?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,534 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash - Complete
Red and Blue with a Touch of White by Peechy-Keen reviews
Brothers disagree. Brothers fight. Yet, through it all, they're still family. After a heated argument, what will it take to make Leo and Raph realize this? There is NO SLASH in this, just loving devotion between the Hamato brothers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Mikey's Encounters with his Brothers by O Spastic One reviews
So, as the title says, this is a "journal" so to speak, about Mikey and his brothers and their friendships. These were all inspired by things that happened between me and my brothers. I'm Mikey in all of them. Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Let's Get Down To Business! by Laughter's Tears reviews
Mikey pulls the ultimate prank on Leo and gets video evidence of it! Not really a songfic, but has a few lines in it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Escape Plan by Cynlee reviews
Michelangelo is on his toes, prepared for the future! Be amazed! One-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
A Brother, A Shield by Moonsetta reviews
As Raph and Leo lay unconscious, Don and Mikey discuss the kind of protectors they are to them and their styles of protection. Later...GASP! The fighting between the two eldest, it was trick all along? O-O
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Life's Little Challenges by The Light of Reason reviews
The lives of the TMNT were turned upside down when Lily, Rachel, Sam and Vanessa entered their circle. Now, the past is resurfacing, and they must stick together to overcome life's challenges amid secrets, love and plots. Sequel to LMTDST...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,191 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009
A Stupid Question by Polaris'05 reviews
THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Frog Fiasco number 1 as Sirius calls it by harry-ron-hermione-fan-101 reviews
Lily Evans has a transfiguration misshap: A pink frog-blob-thing that yodels. That's all I'm saying
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Twilight Zone by gypsywriter135 reviews
Raph and Leo fighting? Guaranteed. Mikey and Raph? Most likely. Don and Leo? Known to happen occasionally. Raph and Don? Not unheard of. Mikey and Leo? Rare, but it happens from time to time. Don and Mikey? Well, that's when all shell breaks loose...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Splinter's Rules for the Lair by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
Co-authored with H.E. Grey! "My sons, enough is enough. I've had it up to here with all the insanity that goes on around here, and this list will tell you what you are and are not allowed to do anymore. Please, no more explosions."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Number 42 by teacupsandcyanide reviews
It was a quiet street in a nice neighborhood, but the occupants of number 42 were never quiet, and, in their neighbors' opinion, not very nice at all. What's it like living next door to a bunch of superheroes?
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
Rubber Ducky by AlyssaFelixa reviews
What fresh fangirl hell is this?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Beauty's Battle by crashcourselove15 reviews
Immediate continuation to 'Beauty Kills' A/A and J/T
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008
Meditation by Blazichu reviews
Or, perhaps more appropriately, the calm before the storm.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Reflections by Scribe of Turesa reviews
Who ever knew Mike thought about such things?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Lack of Sleep by Scribe of Turesa reviews
Over a week has past since Leo last slept...Leo finally gets to sleep...when Mike goes to check on him...will he be doomed?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Jingle Turtles by doggirl2772 reviews
Christmas is in the air, and Mikey definately has the season at heart. His family, on the otherhand, seems to be more focused on other things. How can our favourite ninja jokester get the whole family together and in the Christmas mood? Giftfic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
Dear Santa by AlyssaFelixa reviews
What our favourite family asked for for Christmas. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
House Rules by Agent66 reviews
Based on inuficcrzy's "Splinter's Rules for the Lair", here's some explaination on some of those 'rules'. NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTERS!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,193 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Splinter - Complete
The Leaning Tower of Pizza by AlyssaFelixa reviews
Don never feels too great before his first coffee of the day, but Mikey's latest antics are cheesing him off even more than usual... Bad summary. Funny one-shot. Please read?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Donnie's To do List by AlyssaFelixa reviews
All the things a certain turtle has to do do in one day. Or in other words... All the things the Hamato family manage to break in one day!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Donatello - Complete
I Heart Raphael by raphfreak reviews
Mikey swore Raphael would pay. And he would...dearly. Not slash.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Cowabunga Carl by AlyssaFelixa reviews
Don's totally snowed under with his IT job, Raph's out every night, Leo's off in South America... I thought the least I could do was get a job, to help. They're only kids... How bad can it be?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Creampuffs and chocolates by firestorm978 reviews
A little story about how creampuffs and chocolates can show ones' view on life. can be random at times. no flames please.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009
Experiment in Irritation by Cynlee reviews
Mike is on a mission. Turtle tot fiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Michelangelo - Complete
What Lurks in the Depths of the Couch by Miles333 reviews
Don makes an interesting discovery in the cushions of the couch. Didn't anyone ever tell Mikey that you can't plant your own pizza?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Define: Narcissus by Jadely reviews
A battle with Cronus leaves Neil seriously hurt, and the team shook up. But as usual, Cronus has something up his sleeve- This time, its to mess with Neil's mind. NxT, minor AxA
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Neil, Theresa
Mission Impossible by Angelfire94 reviews
Friends will do anything for each other, even the impossible; like getting Odie a date for the Valentine's Day Dance.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/21/2008
Love Makes Turtles Do Strange Things by The Light of Reason reviews
What if you could live a completely different life after 19 years in a sewer? The TMNT find themselves in this situation and they must choose between the life they once knew and four girls who have captured their hearts. Love, they learn, is crazy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,013 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Jay and the Golden Fleece by twiinklestar reviews
What happens when Cronus kidnaps Theresa and Jay must rescue her by getting the golden fleece? This time without Medea's help or Hera's.
Class of the Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,973 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Jay, Theresa
Donatello's Quest for Coffee by Hyaroo reviews
A parody of INFOCOM-style text based adventure games: Donatello is on a quest to get some coffee... sounds easy, right? Voted "Best Comedy" in the Stealthy Stories' 2008 TMNT Fanfiction Competition!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Donatello - Complete
A Christmas Mission by Demenior reviews
It's Christmas break and Atlanta's going to find a 'certain someone' for the holidays. Problem is, she has no idea who this person could be. Better yet, the people she lives with are more liable to drive her insane before Christmas is over.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,618 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Atlanta
Busted! by Cynlee reviews
It's hard to sneak into a home full of ninjas, even if you ARE one.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
When in Doubt by Suit of Storms reviews
When in doubt, don't go to Raphael.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Understand by Suit of Storms reviews
Chibi fic. Splinter is tired of Leo and Raph’s arguments, so he tries to get them to understand each other more. Not as easy as it might seem.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
I am Cat by Tauni reviews
Christmas through the eyes of Klunk the cat. Klunk's first person Or Cat hah Point of View. Christmas Special! Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Mikey on coffee by Rachel McN reviews
Mikey and pure coffee...not such a good idea? A spur of the moment story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
Kitchen Nightmare! by Rachel McN reviews
Warning! Urgent! Donatello needs answers! Donatello WILL NOT kill Mikey. He WILL NOT kill Mikey. He WILL stop referring to himself in the third person. He warns all of you never, ever, to allow your younger brothers in the kitchen. His sanity depends on you.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Donatello, Michelangelo
Beauty Kills by crashcourselove15 reviews
A new creature is set loose by Cronus and causes threat to Theresa and Atlanta. Can the gang stop it before it's too late? JT and AA
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,169 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
I'll Make a Man Out of You by Suit of Storms reviews
Splinter teaches his sons how to fight.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
The Unexpected Sensei by bonez1925 reviews
COMPLETE. Leo, Raph, and Don complain about the temporary sensei Splinter has assign them. Little do they know that he is exactly what they need. Please REVIEW
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Things I Am by Suit of Storms reviews
How the turtles view themselves. You decide.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Good Luck With That! by Masochistic Monkey reviews
Neil never loses a coin toss. EVER.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
Kindle by Simone Robinson reviews
"-He was fierce, the rage and anguish that twisted on his features might as well have belonged to him. Raph had to wonder, for a moment, whether Mikey was fighting out his demons. Then he dismissed the thought. No. -" Raph gets an insight he never wanted
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Nothing is Safe by jaxink reviews
Fear the destroyer. Nothing is safe from his touch. -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Magic Gloves by Koigokoro-Love reviews
Neil is complaining about not being able to fight and is getting increasingly bitter about his lack of a weapon. However, Odie and his friends have a surprise for him. Perhaps they weren’t as oblivious to his frustration as they put on... R&R
Class of the Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
For Acting Foolish by jaxink reviews
Splinter decides it's time to teach Donatello a valuable skill. -one shot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Donatello, Splinter - Complete
Disappearing Act by DarkRaven18 reviews
Michelangelo disappears! Donatello’s using big words! And Splinter isn’t ready for his sons to learn this particular skill yet… chibi turtles
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Rebellion of 3024 by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Drabble] It's just another day with Mikey, his action figures, and an epic battle on the field of his bedroom floor. Except... usually Leo isn't there.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
The Truth by rogueandkurt reviews
Splinter always knew the day would come when his sons left behind childish things. He just hoped this wasn't it. Oneshot. Semi MikeyCentric. Nominated for 'Best Splinter Scene' in Stealthy Stories '2007 TMNT Fanfiction Competition'.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Splinter, Michelangelo - Complete
Food Technology by Elphaba-Rose reviews
Leo decides it's about time he had some cooking lessons, and who was a better a teacher than our very own Michelangelo? Oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Count to Ten by IvoryDrum reviews
Sometimes, being a little mutant turtle involves more then just the normal hardship of staying away from the above ground society. Who would have thought that counting could be one of them? A chibi oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by sunbune reviews
Basking. It's a turtle thing. Splinter realizes that his sons are depressed and procures a device that's sure to brighten their mood! Oneshot. A heaping helping of pure sunny goodness, with a bit of Don x April fluff on the side!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Complete
The Ominous Blue Box by Giver of Roses reviews
Trouble surrounds Barti. and Nat because of Nat's disturbing obsession with a box. A blue box. Of Paperclips. Much gloating over Voldemort's looming demise and many references to Cheetos. Flames welcomed with open arms...NICE reviews get cookies!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Headache by Lioness-Goddess reviews
Agent John Bishop has lived since the Civil War, lived through an alien abduction, and two World Wars. But is he about to meet his match?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
The Devon Chronicles by Donnie-o reviews
What happens when toys are discarded? Some simply accept their fate. Devon? He develops a desire for complete world domination! One lair at a time... oneshot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
A Family Reunion by Splinter reviews
Set during the Ninja Tribunal arch, the guys and Splinter have a nice visit with the Ancient One. Ok, maybe not so nice. But give Mikey a break...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
A Lesson in Patience by SuperKat reviews
Yet another young turtles oneshot. 3rd Place for Best Splinter scene in 2006 FF Comp. Thank you all so much!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Cynlee reviews
The beginnings of Ninja training. Really.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,119 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
The Games We Play by Jessiy Landroz reviews
Mike is having just one of those odd days, but this time, he's sharing the experiance with Leo. Mike centric. [Complete]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,727 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
SplishSplash by Cynlee reviews
Another turtle tots first. Splinter and toddlers and a first real bath! Woohoo!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Walking by Cynlee reviews
Sometimes we resort to bribes to achieve what we want. Splinter is no exception, it seems. ONESHOT!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Turtles Gone Wild by Ryan Phelan reviews
Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Don't Play With Your Food by jaxink reviews
On a lazy Saturday afternoon, Leo observes his brother's interesting eating habits. First place for BEST MICHELANGELO SCENE in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete