Author has written 6 stories for Vocaloid, BlazBlue, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Rise of the Guardians.
Avatar: jackrabbit AHHH JACKRABBIT Likes: Yaoi, Yuri, Hentai, lolita, video games, anime, ect ect
hello my name is kevin guess you're wanting to know a liiiitle more about me.
i'm gay, I'm part -insert every country in europe except for italy here- half Costa-Rican, uhm...
i am extremely proud of my german roots.
I'm a nerd. :B
HARRY POTTER FTW
So yeah. Anything else, just ask.
Death Note, Kuroshitsuji I and II, Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Devil May Cry: The animated series, Higurashi no naku koro ni, Umineko no naku koro ni, Naruto Shippuden, Durarara!!, Sukisyo, Ouran High School Host Club, Fooly Cooly, ect ect.
I'm pimpin yo. }
So yeah. Hit me up, cause I'm a gangsta like that. [trips]
jackrabbit (ahhhdfmds dsjg JACKRABBIT I LOVE YOU)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Ew, labels.)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Wh-what? Well, I'm Euraisan. That count?)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Pft. Hoe.)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Hoe. What if I am.)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (...Meany.)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Oh yes. I totally do drugs. [sarcasm])
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo. (Ohyes. Lemme tall ya.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (WELL.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (Wait what?)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well, I personally think I'm hideous, but people say I'm pretty, so.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I am a homosexual.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. (Being Russian has nothing to do with it.)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (And what if I am?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW POLISH PEOPLE HAD STEREOTYPES, D:)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (mfw.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (Oh totally. -_-)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (Oh gurl.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. (Pshawwwwwwwww.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Hell yeah I'm a loser.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I can be naive. But I'm usually not :P)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Oh yeah. I drink all the time. [drinks water])
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Humma wha?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Excuse me?)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Wel...just a tad bit.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Hell yeah.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (...I am pretty weak. ;;)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Not obese, not loud mouthed, but i'm pretty arrogant ;) )
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. (I'm a brunette, thanks.)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Wait whaaaat.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Ah fuck no.)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I'm only part British, so I don't speak with an accent, I do love tea, not fond of cricket and HOE. MY TEETH ARE PERFECT. NEVER NOT ONCE HAVE I HAD A CAVITY.)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Resentmen, thy name is me.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Tree huggers, awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I am a loser.)
lol, i'm in love. haahahahaha. he's amazing and the most beautiful thing i've ever seen. so stfu. no one in this entire world is nicer, kinder, or more gorgeous than nathanial shane simpson. no one. (my kangaroo
homestuck homestuck homestuuuuuck
when you see a nice girl
and you don't know what to say
you missed your chance
now she probably thinks your
is there any wonder
that your thunder might not work?
she had the hots for you
now she just thinks you're a jerk.
between two fragile lives
"hey there, you look nice ;D"
"HEY THERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOOOOOMESTUCK?"
please don't walk away from me!
i'm not that kinda guy you see! ;A;
"HEY THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOOOOOMESTUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?"
cosplaying is my passion i just love playing dress up