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Joined 05-15-10, id: 2364928, Profile Updated: 12-30-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
So first off I totally do requests. Just PM me.

Hiiiiiiiii Guys!

My name is Riibi. Or Ribati. That is how you may address me. I looove Naruto and Death Note and Harry Potter. Yeshh. I am a nerd. My friends are nerds too. I'm totally stealing the layout of this from my dearest Maaka-sama soooo sorry.


My favorite Naruto characters are:

Kakashi!!!! I looove Kakashi. Like I would totally marry him. Right now. RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz he's funny. And a pervert. I love perverts! And he's SO HOT! Even though I've never seen his face... He just has that "I'm so hot I'm not gonna let you know I'm hot" thing goin' on.

Naruto!!!! Dattebayo!!! He's funny and a screwup and funny. He totally needs to go and shack up with Hinata RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! They're so cute together.

Tenten!!!!! Everyone compares me to Tenten. She's totally awesome.

Sasuke!!!!! I love Sasuke Uchiha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not a fangirl though. NOT A FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kankarou!!!!! Another pervert!!! Yay!!!!!!!

Gaara!!!!! He's so pretty and when he talks about his childhood I wanna give him a BIIIIG HUG!!!!!!!!

Kisame!!!! I don't care if he's blue and monstrous!! He's probably nicer than all of the other Akatsuki put together. AND HE"S FREAKIN" BLUE!!!!!!!! Blue is one of my favorite colors.


My LEAST favorite Naruto Characters are:

Itachi!!!!!! Cuz he made Sasuke emo and sad. I"M NOT A FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura!!!!! She's worthless!!!!! All she ever does is fawn over Sasuke like some stupid fangirl. Which I'm not.

Ino!!!!! Another fangirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karin!!!!! Karen is ALWAYS the bag of douche!!!! Stupid fangirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If I write pairings without OCs they're gonna be...

Lee and Sakura- because Sakura needs someone as sweet as Lee after Sasuke was a douche to her.

Hinata and Naruto- because they just go together.

Neji and TenTen (When I'm not with Neji that is.) because TenTen is so motherfreakin' badass she needs someone just as badass so they can be Los Badasses.

Chouji and Ino- Chouji's so sweeet and that just might land him Ino. Maybe.

Shikamaru and Temari- That's a yaoi pairing lol.


Kakashi will NEVER be with anyone other than the OC that personifies me. Itachi will NEVER be with anyone other than the OC that personifies Maaka. Kiba or Deidara will NEVER be with anyone other than the OC that is Brina.


In terms of Death Note: L is awesome. Light is a bastard. Misa's retarded.


My favorite Harry Potter characters are...

Harry!!!! Duh, he's the main character.

Ron!!! He's all like "OM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Luna!!!! Did you know she has wrackspurt glasses!?

Draco!!! TOM FELTON MARRY ME SO I CAN HAVE YOUR PRETTY EVIL BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred and George!!! I wanted to shoot J.K. Rowling in the face when I read Fred died! They're so funny with their ginger-y antics!!!

Neville!! The dude has a freakin' toad!!!

BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to dress up as her next Halloween and have someone dress up as Sirius so I can kill them, and skip away singing "I killed Sirius Black!!" She's on Voldemort Crack I tell you!

Voldemort!!!!!!!! He's just all like "kill kill, murder murder, die die, YAYZ!"


When I read Harry Potter I must resist an urge to rounhouse kick _ in the face:

Hermoine!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude get a life!

Snape!!! I"M GLAD YOU DIED!!!!!

Percy!!! DUDE! GET A FREAKIN" LIFE!!!!

Cho Chang!! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN ENGLAND!?

Cedric Diggory!!! HOW DARE YOU BE A HUFFLEPUFF!!!!

Hufflepuffs!! You freakin' loserz!

Narcissa Malfoy! See Bellatrix? BE MORE LIKE HER!

AND MRS. WEASLEY!!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL BELLATRIX!!! I"M GONNA REMEMBER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!>:D


So yeah. All that crap baaaaaaaaaaasically rules my life. Cuz I'm a nerd. But you love me anyways. RIGHT?!?!?!? Of course you do. I'm totally spaztasical (yes I made that up) and I'll be uploading a story of my own soon enough. But it sucks. And I made a WHOLE bunch of stuff up. Till then... I'm going to go persuade Maaka-sama to upload hers. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!


And now for some surveys I saw on other pages! WootWoot


Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Kakashi

2. Gaara

3. Sasuke

4. Naruto

5. Neji

6. Kisame

7. Shikamaru

8. Guy

9. Hinata

10. Lee

11. Ten-Ten

12. Kankuro

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Kiame/Ten-Ten)

That would make no sense. They only see each other one to my knowledge!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Naruto)

His fanart is. 'Specially with Sasuke *fans self*

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Kankuro/Guy)

MPREG TIME!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Hinata)

Yes. Her's are always so cute and flufftastical!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Kisame/Gaara)

I'm thinkin' no...

6) Five/Seven or Five/Six?(Neji/Shikamaru)(Nejii/Kisame)

Neither. NEJITEN ALL THE WAY!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Ten and Twelve having sex?(Shikamaru/Lee/Kankuro)

He'd probably just exit quietly and go bone Temari

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Sasuke/Lee)

Bloodlines versus hard work... In bed!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Kakashi/Guy)

They frighten me...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Shikamaru/Kankuro)

Can't Believe She's Gone...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Naruto/Kakashi)

Hm... Training got to be a little too hot and heavy one day. That's all...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Sasuke)

What's het?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Ten-Ten)

I do! Tenten is queen of the badasses and the koolest kunoichi of Konoha!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Gaara/Naruto/Neji)

Now that just makes no sense.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Lee)

HARDER GUY SENSEI! (I have problems)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Guy)

You're So Gay

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Kakashi/Kisame/Kankuro)

Where there are three K's nothing goes right...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Lee/Gaara)

So you kinda basically crushed half of my body... Kiss it make it better?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Ten-Ten/Gaara/Guy)

I don't even know them or how they got together

20) How emo is Seven? (Shikamaru)

Not as emo, just lazy.

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? (Kakashi/Naruto/Gaara)

"Age before beauty" "I saw him first DATTEBAYO!!"

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? (Kisame)

Like a badass blue bitch. With big tits, too. He just seems like the type of guy to have big tits.

23) What would a One/Two baby look like? (Kakashi/Gaara)

Green eyes, silver hair... Freakin' adorable.

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? (Neji)

His hair. Something tells me he would go through a lot to keep it in tact. I'll bet he conditions religiously. After that would be his superiority complex.

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? (Gaara/Naruto)


Siblings.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Kakashi

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Tied between NejiTen and NaruHina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Either I suppose...

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I don't think I could pull any off...

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 for Wii, Naruto Shippuden: Ninja Council 4 for Nintendo DS, kaleidoscope, little cube thingies, Akatsuki T-shirt, two little spin tops, and soon to be Tsunade's necklace, Kisame's ring, and an Icha Icha Violence notebook. ^.^ (basically when I see something Naruto and have money, I buy it)

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? I don't think any would like me really...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Tough decision... I would just say Team Gai cuz Sakura's not there.

10. Do you support the obito theory? I wanted him to be Obito SO BAD! Like you cannot imagine. But he's not, Bito-kun's dead! *sob sob sob, cry cry cry*

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It's true! Plus, have you seen the two of them?! Naru-kun looks JUST LIKE Yondaime.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? A tie between Kisame, Zetsu, and Kakuzu.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Oh god no. I'm no where close!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Not even close.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? He needs more Ritalin than I do! And I need a lot...

17. Sub or dub? Depends on if I have other things to do...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura all the way! Urgh. Cannot stand her.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny as hell!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yep

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy beast of course! Oh yeah! *joins Gai in rave* no he's not sexy, but funny as hell.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Itachi cuz he's just too pretty to be a boy.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? So totally awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I wanna see a rule breaking, rebel boy, badass, don't care, Kakashi

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Stupid question. I don't like it I LOVE it.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes

27. Do you like lemons? Oh yes.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom does a little.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I quote it in everyday conversation!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? No...?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My friend Sydney watches it a little cuz of me.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No. Can't draw

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yes just a bit.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? FUGG YEAH I DO! BRING IT ON JIRAIYA CAN"T NOTHING MAKE ME BLUSH!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Madara leads the Akatsuki... Silly survey man!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Nada

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? In a really carnal "Imma grape you in the mouth" kind of way

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Mhm!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? A little. I LOVE IT! Not like it has my other friends...


So you're supposed to post this somewhere if stereotypes or assumptions offend you. I'm tired of people thinking I'm stuck up because I miss some of the excitement of living in Europe and feel trapped in this rinky-dink small town, so here goes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. (partly. Arab that is. Not a terrorist)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (anyone I know would be rich here by comparison)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (mostly white)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (it's green!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (Okay so that one's true)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (again not false)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (kinda true...)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (not draw good, just draw)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt, but I have got the ginger hair thing going.)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

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Bringing Sexy Back by Persephonae reviews
Collection of oneshots about the ridiculous situations the Hokage's Assistants find themselves in! How much trouble can the two Chunin get themselves into? Especially at the front gates of Konoha. Rated for language and possible smuttiness. No yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K.
A Morning Without an Italian In the Kitchen by Saya-Sama reviews
Usually, Italy does all the cooking. But when Italy falls sick, it's up to Germany to make him an Italian-styled breakfast. It should be easy, right? ...Right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Death Is Freedom by DeathOrchid reviews
I killed Uchiha Sasuke, and we lived happily ever after.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haruno Sakura Is A Lesbian! by DeathOrchid reviews
I just wanted him to suffer! Is that too much to ask? He deserves it...right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
something in common by anime kaz reviews
Ino over hears Choji and Shikamaru...Choji overhears Ino and Sakura. Both are pained at what they hear. Ino- "We have nothing in common!" Sakura- "If there was would you consider him?" What could ino and Choji have in common? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Happy Halloween by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
Halloween. Sexy Kakasaku costumes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sweeter Than Ambrosia by xBrokenBones reviews
After years of not seeing each other, childhood friends meet once again, but under less innocent circumstances. ItachixOc /Requested One-Shot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Boys and Girls by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Locked in a house for 30 days with several embarrassing tasks to complete, fifteen jounin examiners slowly lose their minds. SasuSaku, NaruHina...or something.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For the one I love by Naz-G reviews
Sasuke's come back. Itachi's dead. Sakura's fallen in love. Kakashi's fallen in love too. Naruto's oblivious. Before anything more can happen, Akatsuki begin to move, another shinobi war has begun...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 57,643 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ultimatum by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Heart Itachi by AnglophileSasu reviews
What happens when everything and everyone decides to annoy Itachi? And why is Sasuke taking so long in the bathroom? Read and find out! Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Sorry, I Forgot by Konorai reviews
L begins to go wild when Christmas comes around the corner. LxCookies involved. PLEASE REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
Edward's Gotta Poop by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Edward has to poop really badly. Will he make it to the restroom in time?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009
GaiTenten Prompts by emeraldteardrops reviews
GaixTenten, rating for suggestive situations and mature themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Kiba's Pancakes by CaityAndNaeHeartCookies reviews
Kiba wants pancakes, not fricken muffins man! ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Kiba I. - Complete
It's raining raviolis! by Ryuchi21 reviews
Bella plans to seduce Jacob and Edward, but raining ravioli and talking poop sabotage her chances!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
I Like Waffles by SharinganWarriorTribute reviews
This is a short story about Sasuke and waffles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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Lots of Lemons reviews
Just a collection of random lemons I've written out of sheer boredom and neglect from regular flirt buddy. Me putting the me OC in situations in which she ends up fornicating with various male characters of my choosing. Review sucks; read for a cookie!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi Versus the Squirrel reviews
Uhmmm... Kakashi got the idea a squirrel was a monster... And... Taught his dad to make toast.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete