Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.So first off I totally do requests. Just PM me.
My name is Riibi. Or Ribati. That is how you may address me. I looove Naruto and Death Note and Harry Potter. Yeshh. I am a nerd. My friends are nerds too. I'm totally stealing the layout of this from my dearest Maaka-sama soooo sorry.
My favorite Naruto characters are:
Kakashi!!!! I looove Kakashi. Like I would totally marry him. Right now. RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz he's funny. And a pervert. I love perverts! And he's SO HOT! Even though I've never seen his face... He just has that "I'm so hot I'm not gonna let you know I'm hot" thing goin' on.
Naruto!!!! Dattebayo!!! He's funny and a screwup and funny. He totally needs to go and shack up with Hinata RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! They're so cute together.
Tenten!!!!! Everyone compares me to Tenten. She's totally awesome.
Sasuke!!!!! I love Sasuke Uchiha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not a fangirl though. NOT A FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kankarou!!!!! Another pervert!!! Yay!!!!!!!
Gaara!!!!! He's so pretty and when he talks about his childhood I wanna give him a BIIIIG HUG!!!!!!!!
Kisame!!!! I don't care if he's blue and monstrous!! He's probably nicer than all of the other Akatsuki put together. AND HE"S FREAKIN" BLUE!!!!!!!! Blue is one of my favorite colors.
My LEAST favorite Naruto Characters are:
Itachi!!!!!! Cuz he made Sasuke emo and sad. I"M NOT A FANGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura!!!!! She's worthless!!!!! All she ever does is fawn over Sasuke like some stupid fangirl. Which I'm not.
Ino!!!!! Another fangirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karin!!!!! Karen is ALWAYS the bag of douche!!!! Stupid fangirl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I write pairings without OCs they're gonna be...
Lee and Sakura- because Sakura needs someone as sweet as Lee after Sasuke was a douche to her.
Hinata and Naruto- because they just go together.
Neji and TenTen (When I'm not with Neji that is.) because TenTen is so motherfreakin' badass she needs someone just as badass so they can be Los Badasses.
Chouji and Ino- Chouji's so sweeet and that just might land him Ino. Maybe.
Shikamaru and Temari- That's a yaoi pairing lol.
Kakashi will NEVER be with anyone other than the OC that personifies me. Itachi will NEVER be with anyone other than the OC that personifies Maaka. Kiba or Deidara will NEVER be with anyone other than the OC that is Brina.
In terms of Death Note: L is awesome. Light is a bastard. Misa's retarded.
My favorite Harry Potter characters are...
Harry!!!! Duh, he's the main character.
Ron!!! He's all like "OM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Luna!!!! Did you know she has wrackspurt glasses!?
Draco!!! TOM FELTON MARRY ME SO I CAN HAVE YOUR PRETTY EVIL BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred and George!!! I wanted to shoot J.K. Rowling in the face when I read Fred died! They're so funny with their ginger-y antics!!!
Neville!! The dude has a freakin' toad!!!
BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to dress up as her next Halloween and have someone dress up as Sirius so I can kill them, and skip away singing "I killed Sirius Black!!" She's on Voldemort Crack I tell you!
Voldemort!!!!!!!! He's just all like "kill kill, murder murder, die die, YAYZ!"
When I read Harry Potter I must resist an urge to rounhouse kick _ in the face:
Hermoine!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude get a life!
Snape!!! I"M GLAD YOU DIED!!!!!
Percy!!! DUDE! GET A FREAKIN" LIFE!!!!
Cho Chang!! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN ENGLAND!?
Cedric Diggory!!! HOW DARE YOU BE A HUFFLEPUFF!!!!
Hufflepuffs!! You freakin' loserz!
Narcissa Malfoy! See Bellatrix? BE MORE LIKE HER!
AND MRS. WEASLEY!!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL BELLATRIX!!! I"M GONNA REMEMBER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!>:D
So yeah. All that crap baaaaaaaaaaasically rules my life. Cuz I'm a nerd. But you love me anyways. RIGHT?!?!?!? Of course you do. I'm totally spaztasical (yes I made that up) and I'll be uploading a story of my own soon enough. But it sucks. And I made a WHOLE bunch of stuff up. Till then... I'm going to go persuade Maaka-sama to upload hers. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now for some surveys I saw on other pages! WootWoot
Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (Kiame/Ten-Ten)
That would make no sense. They only see each other one to my knowledge!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Naruto)
His fanart is. 'Specially with Sasuke *fans self*
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Kankuro/Guy)
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Hinata)
Yes. Her's are always so cute and flufftastical!
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Kisame/Gaara)
I'm thinkin' no...
6) Five/Seven or Five/Six?(Neji/Shikamaru)(Nejii/Kisame)
Neither. NEJITEN ALL THE WAY!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Ten and Twelve having sex?(Shikamaru/Lee/Kankuro)
He'd probably just exit quietly and go bone Temari
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Sasuke/Lee)
Bloodlines versus hard work... In bed!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Kakashi/Guy)
They frighten me...
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. (Shikamaru/Kankuro)
Can't Believe She's Gone...
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? (Naruto/Kakashi)
Hm... Training got to be a little too hot and heavy one day. That's all...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Sasuke)
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Ten-Ten)
I do! Tenten is queen of the badasses and the koolest kunoichi of Konoha!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Gaara/Naruto/Neji)
Now that just makes no sense.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Lee)
HARDER GUY SENSEI! (I have problems)
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Guy)
You're So Gay
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Kakashi/Kisame/Kankuro)
Where there are three K's nothing goes right...
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Lee/Gaara)
So you kinda basically crushed half of my body... Kiss it make it better?
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? (Ten-Ten/Gaara/Guy)
I don't even know them or how they got together
20) How emo is Seven? (Shikamaru)
Not as emo, just lazy.
21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? (Kakashi/Naruto/Gaara)
"Age before beauty" "I saw him first DATTEBAYO!!"
22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? (Kisame)
Like a badass blue bitch. With big tits, too. He just seems like the type of guy to have big tits.
23) What would a One/Two baby look like? (Kakashi/Gaara)
Green eyes, silver hair... Freakin' adorable.
24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? (Neji)
His hair. Something tells me he would go through a lot to keep it in tact. I'll bet he conditions religiously. After that would be his superiority complex.
25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? (Gaara/Naruto)
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Kakashi
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Tied between NejiTen and NaruHina
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Either I suppose...
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I don't think I could pull any off...
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto Shippuden: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 for Wii, Naruto Shippuden: Ninja Council 4 for Nintendo DS, kaleidoscope, little cube thingies, Akatsuki T-shirt, two little spin tops, and soon to be Tsunade's necklace, Kisame's ring, and an Icha Icha Violence notebook. ^.^ (basically when I see something Naruto and have money, I buy it)
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? I don't think any would like me really...
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Tough decision... I would just say Team Gai cuz Sakura's not there.
10. Do you support the obito theory? I wanted him to be Obito SO BAD! Like you cannot imagine. But he's not, Bito-kun's dead! *sob sob sob, cry cry cry*
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It's true! Plus, have you seen the two of them?! Naru-kun looks JUST LIKE Yondaime.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? A tie between Kisame, Zetsu, and Kakuzu.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Oh god no. I'm no where close!
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Not even close.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? He needs more Ritalin than I do! And I need a lot...
17. Sub or dub? Depends on if I have other things to do...
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura all the way! Urgh. Cannot stand her.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny as hell!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yep
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy beast of course! Oh yeah! *joins Gai in rave* no he's not sexy, but funny as hell.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Itachi cuz he's just too pretty to be a boy.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? So totally awesome.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I wanna see a rule breaking, rebel boy, badass, don't care, Kakashi
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Stupid question. I don't like it I LOVE it.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes
27. Do you like lemons? Oh yes.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom does a little.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I quote it in everyday conversation!
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? No...?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My friend Sydney watches it a little cuz of me.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No. Can't draw
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yes just a bit.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? FUGG YEAH I DO! BRING IT ON JIRAIYA CAN"T NOTHING MAKE ME BLUSH!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Madara leads the Akatsuki... Silly survey man!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? Nada
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? In a really carnal "Imma grape you in the mouth" kind of way
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Mhm!
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? A little. I LOVE IT! Not like it has my other friends...
So you're supposed to post this somewhere if stereotypes or assumptions offend you. I'm tired of people thinking I'm stuck up because I miss some of the excitement of living in Europe and feel trapped in this rinky-dink small town, so here goes:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.