Hi There! Thanks for actually visiting my FanFiction page! I can't believe you're reading this piece of crap
Credit for the profile picture goes to Skiyomi from Serebii. Thanks :D
My name is something I'd prefer not to tell you unless I know you a little better. Sorry, guys, you all understand that right?
I live in the Good Ole' United States of America. I'm not going to say which state though, that's something I'd prefer not to give out.
I'm a girl, in case anyone's wondering.
I'm 14 years old, as of the 28th of July.
I'm going to be a freshman in High School. I just started my High School career so I'm nowhere near finished. D:
I'm proud to say that I'm a Pokemon freak. I love Pokemon. The show never gets old and the games are so awesome. Pokemon is awesome. Heck, POKEMON WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! xD
You might have known me as the anonymous reviewer, Lumenion, I finally got around to making an account. I've really enjoyed here too.
I just need to say this because this has been bothering me. I can't stand it when you read a story that has tons of spelling and grammar errors. It's highly annoying. There's no reason why an author can't read through their work before they post it. That would be the first thing I'd think of doing if I was writing. If you're not going to read through your work before you post it, then you shouldn't be writing. Plain and Simple.
Oh yeah, I'm a big fan of Pearlshipping but I also find Comashipping very interesting. But there's a couple of things that bother me when I'm reading Comashipping stories:
As you can see, I'm not exactly very good with writing a profile. I'm gonna stop now! xD.
My Favorite Pokemon Shippings:
Before I tell you what shippings I support, I just need to say this: I DON'T BASH OTHER SHIPPINGS!
Pearlshipping (Ash/Dawn): Do I really need to explain why? I mean, just look at a picture of the two of them and you think 'Dear god, aren't they the perfect couple or what?' or at least that's what I think. Ok, I admit, this pairing is just simply adorable and it really feels right to me. Plus, Dawn actually wore a cheerleading outfit for a couple of Ash's Gym Battles; neither Misty or May went to such lengths just to cheer him on. Ash hasn't missed a single one of her contests. NO OTHER PAIRING can top that in my opinion.
Also, Pearlshipping is even discussed in Japan. Plus, just look at the lyrics of High Touch translated and you'll see what I mean. That song is the ultimate Pearlshipping hint, IMO.
Contestshipping (Drew/May): I just love this pairing too. It's an already-canon ship, IMO. Drew gave May red roses. You all know what red roses equal right? Love, that's what. Plus, Solidad also pointed out to May that Drew does have feelings for her and its obvious that May does have feelings for Drew as well. You can say whatever you want to but these two are made for each other. I just heart Contestshipping as much as Pearl.
Questshipping (Jimmy/Marina): Ahh, Questshipping. One of my other favorite pairings. I have no idea why it took me so long to watch the Pokemon Chronicles but it was so obvious that Jimmy and Marina did like each other. *sees a picture of them and squeal like an obsessed fan* They're so cute together and they are meant to be, just like Ash/Dawn and Drew/May. I love this pairing too. _
Mockshipping (Paul/Ursula): I know these two haven't met yet but they're a perfect match for each other. Just look at the way they mock Ash and Dawn. I love this pairing.
Orangeshipping (Tracey/Misty): This pairing may not have been as popular as Pokeshipping is but I still like it. The chronicles have shown that Tracey and Misty are very close to each other. These two are just so meant to be in my opinion.
Lagomorphshipping (Pikachu/Buneary): Pikachu and Buneary. They're so cute together. It may be one-sided but... *clears throat* Come on Pikachu! We all know you like Buneary too! Just admit it already!
Comashipping (Paul/Ash): Ok, I'm a big big big Pearlshipper but I find Comashipping to be an interesting pairing. I love heated rivalry they have. Plus, Ash is like the only person that Paul actually showed an interest in. Oh yeah, how many times has Ash tried to be friendly with Paul, even after Paul always insults him? And Ash always seems to want to catch Paul's attention. This seriously is one HOT pairing and I really like it.
Ikarishipping: (Paul/Dawn): This pairing is really cute. I really liked it when Dawn got all angry with Paul when he didn't remember who she was.
PokeSilvershipping (Ash/Lyra): This pairing is just so cute. I mean, Lyra definietly was crushing on Ash. She even tried to find out if Ash was Dawn's boyfriend. Oh yeah, I like this pairing.
Cavaliershipping (Gary/Dawn): Now, this is one cute pairing as well. I mean, Dawn was fangirling over Gary and his poems in DP. These two are just so cute together and if Pearl didn't exist, this would definietly be the way to go.
Novelshipping (Paul/Misty): I have no idea why but I kind of like this pairing. It's kind of cute. I could totally see Misty going off on Paul if he treated her the way he treats Dawn. This pairing is just so cute and I like it.
My Least Favorite Shippings:
Don't message me and criticize me about my opinion, I'm just expressing the way I feel about some of the popular shippings. There's nothing wrong that.
Pokeshipping (Ash/Misty): I don't mind this shipping. If I had to choose another Ash-pairing, this one would be it. I just can't stand it when it Misty and Dawn competing against each other for Ash and Misty wins.
Advanceshipping (Ash/May): NO! I honestly can't see this one happening. Ash is meant to be with Dawn and May with Drew.
Penguinshipping (Kenny/Dawn): NO! Just NO! It's so obvious that Ash is meant for Dawn and Kenny really needs to hit puberty already. Dawn could do so much better then Kenny. *clears throat* you listening Dawn?
Morpeusshipping (Ash/Angie): Dude, WTH?!? I don't like Angie one bit and Ash is Dawn's. How many times am I gonna have to say that?
HeattagShipping (Conway/Dawn): Ok, this pairing like gives me the creeps. Conway in one word: Stalker. Dawn could do like so much better.
Favorite Pokemon Characters:
Dawn: She's my favorite character from the whole show. She's awesome.
Ash: I've had the biggest crush on him since I was about seven. Don't laugh, I still have a crush on him to this day but he belongs with Dawn. I wouldn't be a good shipper if I pair Ash with me.
Gary: Gary is a mega hottie, especially in Sinnoh. But he's Nicole's.
Drew: SO EFFING HOTT!! Does he really have to be May's? Can he be mine instead?
Jessie: She never ceases to make me laugh. Jessie is awesome.
May: May's awesome.
Misty: I have nothing against Misty, I just don't like Pokeshipping. I can't decide who I like better, Misty or May.
Paul: Ok, I love Paul. His cold attitude makes him lovable.
Well, I lost a lot of the Disney Channel Original Movies. My favorite would have to be High School Musical. All 3 of those movies pwns Camp Rock, hands down.
I also really loved the twelfth Pokemon move Arceus and the Jewel of Life. Best. PKMN. Movie. Yet! No other movie can touch it. My other favorite PKMN movies would have to be Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, Destiny Deoxys, Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea, The Rise of Darkrai, Giratina and the Sky Warrior, Pokemon the Movie 2000, Mewtwo Strikes Back, Pokemon 4Ever, and Jirachi Wish Maker.
I've also seen Twilight and I've read the books too and I can honestly say that I disliked it. I don't see what's so great about it. Harry Potter pwns Twilight hands down.
Some of my favorite movies are Valentines Day, Step Up, Happy Feet (don't laugh), The Devil Wears Prada, 27 Dresses, Hairspray, 17 Again, Band Slam, Prom Night, ALL the Bring It On movies except the second one, Derailed, Enchanted, and What Happens in Vegas.
Everything Music Related:
Avril Lavigne: I love Avril Lavigne, she's awesome. She never ceases to amaze me. Her music is really good and I don't think I've ever hated any of her songs. Avril rocks.
Switchfoot: They have got to be one of my favorite bands ever. I mean, have you ever hear 'Dare You To Move' and 'Meant to Live'. They freaking rock. You can't be Switchfoot in my opinion. They're awesome.
High School Musical: BEST MOVIE TRILOGY YET!!! All 3 movies are outstanding and the songs just freaking rock. I love HSM. You can't beat them. I've seen all three and I have all 3 on DVD, those movies seriously never get old. I'm still obsessed with them to this day.
Big Time Rush: First off, let me start off by saying I'm not someone who usually likes boy bands. But I have to say, these guys are great. Not just as a band but the show is really funny too. I don't understand how anyone can't like them. They never cease to amaze me. I've never disliked any of their songs. They're very talented singers and you can't beat them in my opinion.
Justin Bieber: I ha- strongly dislike him. He's ugly as hell. He sounds like a girl. And he just can't sing. He's a disgrace to the music industry. Don't attack me on this, I'm just stating my opinions.
The Jonas Brothers: I don't like these three and I never will. First of all, they're really freaking ugly. Second, they can't sing or play guitar. and Third, they're so overrated. I honestly don't see what's so great about them. Everyone makes such a big deal about them, they're not all that great. Same goes with this one too. Don't attack me, I'm just stating my opinion.
Miley Cyrus: I don't like Miley Cyrus. Never have, never will. She's a slut, just watch the 'Can't Be Tamed' video and you'll see what I mean. I have no respect for her whatsoever.
Camp Rock: Oh god, no. How can people seriously think this movie can even compare to High School Musical? I've got nothing against Demi Lovato but I HATE the Jonas Brothers. Camp Rock was a High School Musical rip off, nothing more. The plots are exactly the same. The shy new girl comes and wins the popular guy. Gee, I sense a pattern here. And I will boycott Camp Rock 2 just to make sure the rating don't go higher then HSM3!! This movie sucks big time and I hate it.
One Direction: I'm not a fan of them. I admit they're VERY talented musicians and I respect them and all they've accomplished, their music is just not for me. Plus, the way some of their fans act is a total turn off.
Everything Big Time Rush Related:
If you can't tell from my profile picture and my statement about them in the Everything Music Section that I'm a big fan of Big Time Rush, then you're an idiot!
I'm not usually who usually likes boy bands either but these guys are great. Their talented actors and they're even better singers. I've never disliked any of their songs. Their amazing and I don't know how anyone can't like them.
It's not like what I say actually matters. No one ever seems to listen to me.
Now when it comes to singing, this is how I rate them: Carlos, James, Kendall, Logan.
I'm a big fan of BTR slash pairings. Here are my thoughts on some of them:
Jarlos (James/Carlos): YES!! JUSY YES!! They're seriously perfect for each other! They are just so alike it's hard not picture them as a couple. Neither of them may be very bright but they definitely make up for that with enthusiasm. They're partners in crime. Whether being the Hollywood Super Party Kings of Hollywood or just hanging out with each other, they feed off each others energy and that makes it hard not to picture of them as a couple. I love this pairing, it's just so cute.
Kogan (Kendall/Logan): I'm not really a fan of this pairing. I know it's a really popular pairing but I honestly don't really like it. I just can't see it happening between them.
Kenlos (Kendall/Carlos): This is another pairing that I really like. It's just so cute. Kendall is always calm and collected whereas Carlos is hyperactive and reckless. I think Kendall needs someone to be all protective over and I think Carlos is perfect for him. Plus, Carlos needs someone to watch after him and make sure he doesn't end up killing himself and who better then Kendall? I say they're meant to be.
Jagan (James/Logan): YES, just YES! Big Time Sneakers was like a Jagan epic win episode. You couldn't beat the Jagan moments in that episode. And then there's Big Time Songwriters, which also was packed with Jagan moments. I'm honestly surprised they're not together.
Cargan (Carlos/Logan): This is another pairing I like. They kind of balance each other and Carlos does bring Logan out of his shell in a way that neither James or Kendall could do. I mean, who else would get Logan to go ghost-hunting. Who else would get Logan to join him in becoming the 'Good Luck Patrol'? I just really love them as a couple.
But I've noticed in a lot of Cargan fanfictions have Carlos as the dominant one and I find that totally unrealistic. Look at Carlos' character in the show. He's as clueless as they get. He can't dominate Logan. Enough said!
Kames (Kendall/James): This pairing is just unbelievably hot. I prefer it with a dominant Kendall and a submissive James though. Who did Kendall defend in Big Time Audition? James, that's who. James needs a man to look after him and reassure him and that man could be Kendall. As if it wasn't obvious, Kendall gave up on his own dreams just so James could live his. That really says something to me. They also go perfectly together.
More soon to come!
Like many authors, I have also FCMD - Favorite Character Mutilation Disorder and if you read above, you'll know who my favorite character. Carlos. Know any Carlos-angst stories, tell me about 'em. I love to read Carlos-angst. I'm such a horrible person. Sorry Carlos.
I have a ton of stories planned for my first story and just so everyone knows, they'll be BTR stories. Once I get a basic summary for them, I'll be sure to add them to my profile.
Couldn't resist, had to put these in xDD
THINGS TO DO AT A SHOP!!
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Go up to some old geezer and say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!!
Have a battle with Action Men and Barbies
Get a marker & go over all the bar codes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!
Walk up to a boy with glasses and say "You’re a wizard Harry."
Fill a cart with fake magic stuff and then run around screaming "I have to get to Hogwarts" then run into a wall.
When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.
Every time you turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.
Fill a plastic bag with five types of apples, another bag with six types of citrus fruit, another with seven types of leaf vegetables, and so on until you have mixed bags full of every type of fruit and vegetable in the store. Tie each bag in a double knot. Then take them to the register, and let the cashier tell you the grand total before you realize you forgot your wallet.
Bring in a mouldy loaf of bread and ask for your money back. (Works best if you put it in a new bag with a valid "sell by" date.)
At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.
Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leakproof."
At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realise it.
Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
Copy & Paste things
95 percent of teens would FREAK OUT if they saw Jonas Brothers about to jump off of a 100 story building. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you are part of the 5 who would be shouting, "JUMP!"
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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
f you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
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(o.o) Help Pokemon rule the world! Copy this on your profile!
If you think the Sinnoh saga has been the best saga of the entire show, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support Pearlshipping and think Ash and Dawn are so meant to be, copy and paste this into your profile.
LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME
Then ask the following questions
- What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
- Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
- Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
- Number 5 cooked you dinner?
- Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
- Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
- Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
- Number 9 made fun of your friends?
- Number 10 ignored you all the time?
- Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
- You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
- It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
- You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
- You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
- You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
- You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
- You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
- You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
- Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
- You're dating 3 and he introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
- Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
- Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
- Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
- You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
- Number 8 thinks (S)he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
- Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
- You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
-You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
- Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
- Would 2 trust 5?
- Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
- 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
- If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
- 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
- 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
- 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
- 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
- 1 kicked 10?
- 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
- 5 and 6 did a workout together?
- 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
- 7 won the lottery?
- 8 had quite a big secret?
- 9 became a singer?
- 10 got a daughter?
- What would 1 think of 2?
- How would 3 greet 4?
- What would 4 envy about 5?
- What dream would 5 have about 6?
- What do 6 and 7 have in common?
- What would make 7 angry at 8?
- Where would 8 meet 9?
- What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
- What would make 10 scared of 1?
- Is 3 Gay?
- How do you feel right now?