Rumpleteasza
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Joined 10-28-00, id: 23653, Profile Updated: 02-12-14
Author has written 12 stories for Digimon, Chronicles of Narnia, Card Captor Sakura, Elder Scroll series, and Lord of the Rings.

Hi. My name's Rumpleteasza. I like taking stories, tearing them up neatly, folding them into origami birds and chucking them out the window. This is called "fanfiction".

The basics: I am an English girl with a BA in Philosophy and Classical Civilisation from Nottingham University (no, I do not know Robin Hood). I am at the postgraduate stage of training to become a psychotherapist, and can therefore see through your devious social constructions to the tortured woobie soul that undoubtedly lies beneath. I have a rather spiffing mother and father and a laughably tall brother who all my friends think is pretty. I also have a heartbreakingly wonderful soulmate who doesn't seem to mind the fact that I insist on cramming our bookshelves with "vintage, honest to god, they're so chic" RPG game boxes.

I like things of delicious geekery such as fantasy and scifi, shiny objects, my best friends, the word 'sprau?', putting things in ironic 'scarequotes', inappropriate pluralisation, Matthew McFadyen, and surprise gifts of marmite. Due to early teen influences such as Stewart Lee and Chris Morris, I am a cheap knockoff of many better personalities. My writing is influenced most heavily by Philip Pullman (mainly his Victorian Mystery novels) and Mervyn Peake (Gormenghast) Obviously I can never hope to reach the heartbreaking genius of these great people, but please feel free to lie outright on that front.

I've had this penname since I first logged onto the internet when I was twelve. It's probably not something I'd choose today, since let's face it, Andrew Lloyd Webber needs a serious kick up the jacksy, but this is how everyone knows me and so this is how it shall stay. I tend to go by just Rumple these days, and I'm mostly at home on the Elder Scrolls official forums and the Nexus modding websites. I also have a Steam account under the same name, so feel free to add me should you so desire.

Things What I Also Like: Danwise. Stealing the foam off other people's pints. The word "winky" when said by Richard Herring. Mushrooms cooked in lots of butter. Danwise. Escher drawings. People who admit that they don't know what postmodernism means. Danwise. Koushiro Izumi. Taffers. Danwise. Mogget. Silver birch trees. And Danwise.


NEW, SHINY FUN WITH QUOTES:

"That's why my hair's so big; it's full of secrets."

-Mean Girls

Deep down... I know I'm a Gretchen.

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The Forgotten Tree by twopoint reviews
The vines belonged to Glorfindel and he would keep them safe. Gondolin to Rivendell - Glorfindel and Erestor's story hitherto edited by Pengologh.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,595 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Erestor, Glorfindel
Sprite by MercuryFox22 reviews
My name is Sarah Williams and I have no idea how I got into this situation.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sarah, Jareth
Of Holly and Hobgoblins by Wai-Jing Waraugh reviews
Though surrounded by family, Sarah feels lonely at Christmas. There is a present she has not even admitted to herself that she wants. Only one person can give it to her, but will he, and she, realize her wish in time? And can she give something in return?
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,962 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
And All Of Everything by Bialy reviews
She came to you by walking through a window and stepping across the stars. The barriers of worlds were pushed back to let her through, and she stepped into your kingdom. JarethxSarah. Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Contradictory Crowns of Daisies by Crimson White reviews
Caspian has much to learn. Lucy is eager to share. But what does the future King of Narnia have to learn from a tiny ten year old with bare feet and fondness of daisy chains?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
No True Knight by redcandle reviews
Sandor Clegane contemplates saving Sansa Stark but decides against it. Sansa/Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sandor C. - Complete
Beautiful Serpent by Andi Horton reviews
A lifetime of choices has led her to this moment. To her death. And yet, looking back, she finds she wouldn't change a thing. Ramandu's daughter remembers.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
In Another Dimension by Aldershades reviews
Things have gone wrong, terribly wrong. The very fabric of history as it should pass has been ruined. The wrong person walked the Labyrinth and the consequences are... interesting... Altered Universe fic JS rated for swearing and later situations
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006
Razor's Edge by ephemereal reviews
PostEvolution. All that is certain is that darkness is still ahead.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006
What lies beneath by SarahBelle reviews
Things are moving in the Ankh that are far from safe. The Watch have to contend not only with a series of gruesome, distinctive murders, but with a cover up the size of the ocean. But sharks aren't known for getting out of the water...at least, until now.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,930 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005
Time Will Tell by Bombur Jo reviews
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to open a door to Tolkien's Middle-earth and become part of the adventures surrounding the Ring? In Time Will Tell, a girl of our time gets to do just that. Reviewed favorably by the PPC. NOW COMPLETED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 239,324 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Frodo B. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sixth Year Makeover by Crossbow reviews
Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth About Arda by Writer From Rivendell reviews
COMPLETE. Girl falls into Middle Earth, however, she doesn't speak the language, she's not found by Legolas, and she doesn't fall in love with anyone. Not a Mary Sue - I think. Please read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Complete
Snape Gets His by clarity reviews
A new arrival to Hogwarts provides some interesting moments- Hermione, now a student teacher, realises she can kick Snape's butt, and Snape realises he likes the kicking. Complete (Finally) Thanks and bye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 217,180 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 4/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Will Not Tell by SleepingDove reviews
I will speak no words, but she will know. I will hold her hand, and she will understand. And she will take my love with her into the heavens. SY
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sakura K., Yue - Complete
The Subway by DJ Caligula reviews
COMPLETE! In 1957 New York, Susan's past comes to haunt her and threaten her life. AU. Please read and review thanks!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Harry Potter Talking To Women by Max Zook reviews
In the summer after the attack on the Department of Mysteries, while mastering occlumency and trying to deal with the Prophecy, Harry Potter must face his biggest fear. He has to talk to women. Honestly, confronting Voldemort doesn't sound all that bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P.
A Light in the Darkest of Nights by Dagger Asheara reviews
a Morrowind fic -.^ pg for violence. An unlikely friendship between a Dunmer and a Khajiit strengthens as their destiny is revealed to them.
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2003
Out of Darkness by RikTikTavi reviews
Legolas, Gimli, and Faramir face new challenges as they try and re-build Ithillien. Rated PG-13 for violence. Chapter XVII posted in full now!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,186 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
The True MarySue Two by Java Green reviews
Yep...Jules is still going. In this section: ratings, rocks and running
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003
Wayward Hearts by Lowrider reviews
True love has a way of finding you at the must unexpected times. A Soshirou (Sora x Koushirou) story for your consideration. Rating for language, mild violence, mature topics and adult situations. Story is COMPLETE! ^_^x
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2002 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Koushirō I./Izzy, Sora T. - Complete
The True Mary Sue by Java Green reviews
The Java-Sue abomination continues. It just won't die! Ch. 8 up - hobbit cuddles, growing a spine, and the naked elves
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,005 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002
The Return to Moria by RubyD reviews
After the War of the Ring, the Dwarves have retaken Moria. Gimli convinces Legolas to visit, but there are still things hidden in Moria's shadows best left undisturbed... (Chapter VI up)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001
Forging of the Orcs by Draco's Ravenclaw reviews
This is pre LOTR, Morgoth is bent on creating a creature capable of conquering Middle Earth and will stoop to any low to achieve it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
spin spin sugar by r i d d l e1 reviews
the sweet is always sweeter when it's tasted on a lover's tongue
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/16/2001
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Storyteller by Caillean reviews
COMPLETE: What if Jareth wasn't as beautiful as we all thought.......?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2000 - Complete
Love Potion #37 by Lady Tenku reviews
Hikari desperatly wants Takeru to take more 'risks' and be more 'affectionate' in thier relationship. Miyako has a crush on Koushirou. What's a girl to do? Stop by the local Love Potion shop and buy Desire in a Bottle! ^^; R&R
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2000
Dreamer at the Dance by MadMarian reviews
See the ballroom scene through new eyes...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2000
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The King And I reviews
One Queen. Two Kings. Murder, treason, conspiracy... Well, what more could one expect from the royal family of Mournhold née Wayrest? The story of Bethesda's lost character, spanning all the way from Arena to Oblivion.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,831 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Complete
Knife's Edge reviews
What about the Orcs' story? Who tells that? And what if, when Saruman was mixing Orcs and men to make his perfect Uruk Hai, he let some good in with the bad?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Saruman - Complete
An Unlikely Twosome reviews
A story that mutated out of my last fic, Interlude. Mei Ling and Yue are both suffering in unrequited love for Syaoran and Sakura, but could the separation of Yue and Yukito hold the answer to their troubles? SxS, Yuex?, MeiLingx?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,916 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Yue, Meiling L. - Complete
No Wrong Things reviews
A thousand years after they parted in the Silver Sea, Lucy and Caspian are reunited at the end of the world. Lucian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
El Tango De Lucian reviews
Being captured and forced into slavery is not something that gets resolved in three pages. Dawn Treader fic, an expanded version of the Lone Islands fiasco. Lucian, need I say! And yes, hopefully Caspian will eventually get to play the MoulinRougian hero.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Interlude reviews
Unrequited love prompts an unlikely meeting between two very illmatched people... who said the best commiseration is from someone you know? Onesided YuexSakura and MeiLingxSyaoran, plus the obligatory mention of SxS.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Yue, Meiling L. - Complete
Merely A Token reviews
Yukura! At last. It's Sakura's birthday. Yue's never given her anything before; what makes this year different?
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Sakura K., Yue - Complete
Yin And Yang reviews
Syaoran's view of eventually the entire CCS story, as confided in his enchanted diary. On haitus.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,036 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Syaoran L., Clow R.
Sooner Or Later reviews
Since 'Rain' was so popular, I've gone and written another. Set in the Silver Sea. Lucian goodness. Enjoy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Rain reviews
The deck of the Dawn Treader is such a good place to ponder life's mysteries... and for Lucy and Caspian, there are a lot of those indeed. But there's nothing like a good sharp shower of rain to wash your philosophising away. Dedicated to LOTRGenius.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Girl Chat reviews
Ah, the hilarious ongoing battle of the sexes. And Sora is caught in the middle when Tai makes a flippant remark about her dwindling femininity... will she be one of the boys forever, or will Mimi and the others succeed in bringing out her femme fatale?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,644 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2002 - Published: 12/2/2001 - Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Aurora reviews
6 years after their return from the Digiworld, the original Digidestined are falling apart. The remedy? Escape from the world they've rejected and get back to the one they long for. My first fic. Do be kind, I'm only a beginner.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2001 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Complete
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