Hyouneko
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Joined 05-15-10, id: 2365332, Profile Updated: 03-13-13
Author has written 3 stories for Elder Scroll series, and Naruto.

2/3/12 Soooo, my Naruto Stories are kind of on Hiatus, and I'm currently working on an Idea of mine. Hmm, any and all ideas in my stories are up for the taking . So take what you want out of my stories. Get to it Vultures! And send me a PM if ya do, I'd love to read and review >!

*Warning: I am not very organized... with anything*

(Okay shit... I change a lot...) Okay, umm... I like Naruto, Bleach, D. Gray man, Reading, Video Games, Skiing, Snowboarding, swimming. Cats, dogs, other stuff, TSW (:DDDDD) Paramore, Linkin Park, music of that variety, and some other genres!

Hmmm I'm 15

Male, my name is *.

I love reading fanfiction.

And if I write any Naruto stories there will be Sasuke/Sakura Bashing! Sasuke, just to humble him, I don't hate him anymore, much.. Sakura, can go to hell (unless someone proves me otherwise) yes she is a great medic but damn she can be naïve and stupid! (Edit! I'm okay with Sakura now!)

Umm.. I'm an Empath (no joke... SYMPATHY PAIN IS A B*TCH.. stupid friend and that stupid metal bar in her arm...) I'm a natural at reading body language, eyes, "aura's" in a sense. Also! I got mood swings cause of it!

I am absolutely mental, but i have no mental problems! Errrhm, I don't get to choose my friends, my innate ability to get flocks of crazies to like me in some way.. (*cough* everyone i know is crazy *cough*) My sense of humor is any humor except dry humor.

In person I'm mostly shy and keep to myself. If you're a friend or I'm talking to you in any other way besides face-to-face I am crazy and a smart ass. Well, my personality tends to reflect yours (if you're technical i'm technical. If you're crazy i'm crazy. If you're quiet, I'm quiet. If you're angry I'm angry, etc.) I am good at and love to Manipulate people.

List your 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order and answer the following questions:

(Do this! It's loadsa fun!")

1) Kakashi (Scarecrow-chan!

2) Naruto (Fishcake!)

3) Kiba (puppy-chan)

4) Zabuza (Pajama pants!)

5) Hinata (Kawaii-chan!

6) Shikamaru (Pineapple!)

7) Kankuro (Make-up man!)

8) Kisame (Bad-ass Sharkie!)

9) Kushina! (:DD)

10) Anko [Crazy bitch! :)]

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Errr... Instinctively punch him in the kiwi's. Apologize and ask wtf he's doing in my room.

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

Grab him by his hair and slam his face into the sink till he gets knocked out.

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Congratulate them!

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Have a foodgasm!

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

Bury him up to his head in sand.

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Cry anime tears and bash his head on a wall!

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Slam him in the face with the sick-pan thing! (Yes i like slamming peoples faces into things..)

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Rip her boobs off!

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

B*tch slap her.

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

GenjutsuChidori/Raikiri= Dead people!

11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Panic. Then give me ramen hoping that would heal me. As its the "food of the gods"

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Whatever I want if he wants to stay a guy.

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Water-jutsu it to death...

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

blush and poke her fingers together...

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

>.> Anko is the wrong gender... But if I had my way he'd threaten her to back off.

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Put on a puppet show that including killing Sakura

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Kick his/her ass, dattebane!

18) You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Laugh with me!

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

That fucker is hot!

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

Scream and bash my face into a wall before lighting my eyes on and ears on fire..

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

His mom and I would delight in torturing him!

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Means they really wanted to get married

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Maybe!

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Slap the shit out of him until he settles down with someone.

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Asshole, you're creeping me out!

26) Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell them?

Get your sharkie ass out there and find one dumbass!

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

>.> Bad Kushina! You're married to Zabuza

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Eh, sounds jjust like that crazy bitch

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Need camera!

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

HEEEELLLL NO!

31) Would 2 trust 5?

yes!

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

They start a poke war.

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

English!

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Minced Kiba and Shikamaru A La Mode...

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Hair Stylists/Cosmetologists..

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

5 is scared for her life.

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

I dont know!!! TT>TT

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

How hot Zabuza is :P

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Snakes to the crotch...

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

he'd get pounded into the ground...

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Go, (the board game!)

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

He'd sleep through it anyways...

43) 7 won the lottery.

He'd give me half of it :D

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

I would pester him till she tells me

45) 9 became a singer.

:DDD

46) 10 got a daughter.

Shit! We don't need another one!

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Cute... and Stupid

48) How would 3 greet 4?

'Sup..

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

Her bad-assness

50)What dream would 5 have about 6?

err... I dont want to scar peoples minds just yet

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Shtuff!

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

insulting his puppets!

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Uzu!

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

What she thought about 10's clothes

55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

Me!

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick some one's ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a girl who actually EATS, so I MUST be fat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm in MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I say what I WANT, so I MUST be a jerk
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life
I have GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be banging them all
I wear what I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST greedy
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I don't like pink, hearts and stuff like that so I MUST be a tomboy
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST wear a cork hat and say “G’day Mate”

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


My Rants!

Naruto!

First up for my Naruto rants is... Minato Namikaze

Okay, first of all, he makes Naruto look like a fucking GENIUS. No one should have THAT much faith in a village.. filled with HUMANS, who tend to hate what they don't understand. I know he had good intentions but damn! If anything he should have told Sarutobi to keep that an ABSOLUTE secret, meaning NO ONE except the Hokage would know. And he's making blonde's look bad...

Second up... Naruto vs Sasuke & Madara/Tobi

Now this is where shit is just plain stupid. Madara is IMMORTAL and INTANGIBLE. Dude don't gotta do shit if ya can't hit him. And Sasuke (An insult to every word that could possibly describe him, so he's an IT) Gets a "level up" every few episodes/chapters. Naruto gets a power up every 50ish. Now the problem currently at hand, if Naruto went up against them, it would pretty much be, "haha noob' before getting himself separated from his bijuu and dead. for simple reasons too! A) Naruto could MAYBE match up to Sasuke NOW. He stands little to no chance against Madara. And if he decides to draw on Kyuubi/Kurama's "rent" he would still get fucked, for the one reason THE SHARINGAN CAN CONTROL BIJUU! The fuck man! That's bullshit.

Third up! Kabuto

Okay, this will be very short! Kabuto I heard is now a Dragon Sage, which is bullshit. I mean he already brought the most powerful people too life, ya know: Akatsuki, Hanzou, Chiyo, 7 swordsmen/women, Previous kage's, HAKU! What's next Kami himself hands all of his power to Kabuto making Kabuto a god? BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!

4th, Haku's gender

I don't care what Kishimoto says, Haku is a girl, end of story.

Errm all my Rants for now.. I know they're not long, but writing isn't my strongest point and I HATE dragging things out longer than it should be, so Pretty much, i'm blunt and straight to the point (lol to my friends if they get this)

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The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 212,594 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
I Give It All by PancaekPirate reviews
Apollo falls in love with the son of Poseidon, but the road to happiness is a rocky one. Trust is tested and family is brought closer together as they fight for their love. Set after TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 245,569 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Apollo, Percy J.
The Price of Love I by JaydenNara reviews
Two friends are sent on a fake mission to stop their fighting after a accidental encounter, but Shikamaru and Kiba are attacked leaving Shikamaru worse for wear. Emotional damaged, Shikamaru tries to heal and only Kiba can help him through it.Being redone
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,324 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N.
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Reborn
I was sacrificed to save another's loved ones, I spent some time wandering the earth as a spirit. Until one day, I was sucked into another reality, and given another chance of life. The only condition, rid the world of its greatest enemy. By any means necessary. My version of a SI story. OC-centric, Pre-Kyuubi Attack. Pairings Undecided. M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,390 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Naruto U., OC
A Different Time reviews
Naruto, sacrificing himself to save his beloved village, is given a second chance in a different time. Having knowledge of his past life only up to the year ahead. and slowly relearning his jutsus, How will our Naruto survive? With an older brother holding the Kyuubi of this time, and Kurama in his stomach, and a few friends of course. Pairings.. Undecided, poll in profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Regret
Regret, the bodies in his wake, the betrayals he's caused. His most vivid memory, the memory of the massacre he had caused.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Published: 3/13/2013