Author has written 3 stories for Elder Scroll series, and Naruto.
2/3/12 Soooo, my Naruto Stories are kind of on Hiatus, and I'm currently working on an Idea of mine. Hmm, any and all ideas in my stories are up for the taking . So take what you want out of my stories. Get to it Vultures! And send me a PM if ya do, I'd love to read and review >!
*Warning: I am not very organized... with anything*
(Okay shit... I change a lot...) Okay, umm... I like Naruto, Bleach, D. Gray man, Reading, Video Games, Skiing, Snowboarding, swimming. Cats, dogs, other stuff, TSW (:DDDDD) Paramore, Linkin Park, music of that variety, and some other genres!
Hmmm I'm 15
Male, my name is *.
I love reading fanfiction.
And if I write any Naruto stories there will be Sasuke/Sakura Bashing! Sasuke, just to humble him, I don't hate him anymore, much.. Sakura, can go to hell (unless someone proves me otherwise) yes she is a great medic but damn she can be naïve and stupid! (Edit! I'm okay with Sakura now!)
Umm.. I'm an Empath (no joke... SYMPATHY PAIN IS A B*TCH.. stupid friend and that stupid metal bar in her arm...) I'm a natural at reading body language, eyes, "aura's" in a sense. Also! I got mood swings cause of it!
I am absolutely mental, but i have no mental problems! Errrhm, I don't get to choose my friends, my innate ability to get flocks of crazies to like me in some way.. (*cough* everyone i know is crazy *cough*) My sense of humor is any humor except dry humor.
In person I'm mostly shy and keep to myself. If you're a friend or I'm talking to you in any other way besides face-to-face I am crazy and a smart ass. Well, my personality tends to reflect yours (if you're technical i'm technical. If you're crazy i'm crazy. If you're quiet, I'm quiet. If you're angry I'm angry, etc.) I am good at and love to Manipulate people.
List your 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order and answer the following questions:
(Do this! It's loadsa fun!")
1) Kakashi (Scarecrow-chan!
2) Naruto (Fishcake!)
3) Kiba (puppy-chan)
4) Zabuza (Pajama pants!)
5) Hinata (Kawaii-chan!
6) Shikamaru (Pineapple!)
7) Kankuro (Make-up man!)
8) Kisame (Bad-ass Sharkie!)
9) Kushina! (:DD)
10) Anko [Crazy bitch! :)]
What would you do if:
1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Errr... Instinctively punch him in the kiwi's. Apologize and ask wtf he's doing in my room.
2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?
Grab him by his hair and slam his face into the sink till he gets knocked out.
3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?
4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Have a foodgasm!
5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?
Bury him up to his head in sand.
6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Cry anime tears and bash his head on a wall!
7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Slam him in the face with the sick-pan thing! (Yes i like slamming peoples faces into things..)
8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Rip her boobs off!
9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?
B*tch slap her.
10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
GenjutsuChidori/Raikiri= Dead people!
11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Panic. Then give me ramen hoping that would heal me. As its the "food of the gods"
12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?
Whatever I want if he wants to stay a guy.
13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?
Water-jutsu it to death...
14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
blush and poke her fingers together...
15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?
>.> Anko is the wrong gender... But if I had my way he'd threaten her to back off.
16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Put on a puppet show that including killing Sakura
17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Kick his/her ass, dattebane!
18) You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Laugh with me!
19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?
That fucker is hot!
20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
Scream and bash my face into a wall before lighting my eyes on and ears on fire..
21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?
His mom and I would delight in torturing him!
22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Means they really wanted to get married
23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Slap the shit out of him until he settles down with someone.
25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Asshole, you're creeping me out!
26) Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell them?
Get your sharkie ass out there and find one dumbass!
27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
>.> Bad Kushina! You're married to Zabuza
28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Eh, sounds jjust like that crazy bitch
29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
31) Would 2 trust 5?
32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
They start a poke war.
33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Minced Kiba and Shikamaru A La Mode...
35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
5 is scared for her life.
37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
I dont know!!! TT>TT
38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
How hot Zabuza is :P
39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.
Snakes to the crotch...
40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
he'd get pounded into the ground...
41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.
Go, (the board game!)
42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?
He'd sleep through it anyways...
43) 7 won the lottery.
He'd give me half of it :D
44) 8 had quite a big secret.
I would pester him till she tells me
45) 9 became a singer.
46) 10 got a daughter.
Shit! We don't need another one!
47) What would 1 think of 2?
Cute... and Stupid
48) How would 3 greet 4?
49) What would 4 envy about 5?
50)What dream would 5 have about 6?
err... I dont want to scar peoples minds just yet
51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?
52) What would make 7 angry at 8?
insulting his puppets!
53) Where would 8 meet 9?
54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
What she thought about 10's clothes
55) What would make 10 scared of 1?
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
First up for my Naruto rants is... Minato Namikaze
Okay, first of all, he makes Naruto look like a fucking GENIUS. No one should have THAT much faith in a village.. filled with HUMANS, who tend to hate what they don't understand. I know he had good intentions but damn! If anything he should have told Sarutobi to keep that an ABSOLUTE secret, meaning NO ONE except the Hokage would know. And he's making blonde's look bad...
Second up... Naruto vs Sasuke & Madara/Tobi
Now this is where shit is just plain stupid. Madara is IMMORTAL and INTANGIBLE. Dude don't gotta do shit if ya can't hit him. And Sasuke (An insult to every word that could possibly describe him, so he's an IT) Gets a "level up" every few episodes/chapters. Naruto gets a power up every 50ish. Now the problem currently at hand, if Naruto went up against them, it would pretty much be, "haha noob' before getting himself separated from his bijuu and dead. for simple reasons too! A) Naruto could MAYBE match up to Sasuke NOW. He stands little to no chance against Madara. And if he decides to draw on Kyuubi/Kurama's "rent" he would still get fucked, for the one reason THE SHARINGAN CAN CONTROL BIJUU! The fuck man! That's bullshit.
Third up! Kabuto
Okay, this will be very short! Kabuto I heard is now a Dragon Sage, which is bullshit. I mean he already brought the most powerful people too life, ya know: Akatsuki, Hanzou, Chiyo, 7 swordsmen/women, Previous kage's, HAKU! What's next Kami himself hands all of his power to Kabuto making Kabuto a god? BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!
4th, Haku's gender
I don't care what Kishimoto says, Haku is a girl, end of story.
Errm all my Rants for now.. I know they're not long, but writing isn't my strongest point and I HATE dragging things out longer than it should be, so Pretty much, i'm blunt and straight to the point (lol to my friends if they get this)
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