Sayonara Akumu
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Joined 05-16-10, id: 2365619, Profile Updated: 01-08-11
Author has written 8 stories for Bleach.

Hi! My name is Sayonara Akumu, fake name like everyone. Yeah... don't know what else to say. Other than that I am a new author, who likes yaoi and other normal pairings. Not a big fan of yuri. I try my best to write. I like to sleep. =w= People who flame other people's stories are just idiots who don't know how to write a story of their own. Pathetic, really. But, I don't care. If they flame, they flame. Don't give a damn. Please enjoy my stories. And as a side note, my stories are very OOC, just FYI.

All my stories mostly involve Ichigo Kurosaki. And he is always the uke. Also, my stories are for those 18 and above.

Greatest authors: I find BonneNuit and fuzzibunniez the greatest authors. BonneNuit is a genius! ^^ I like fuzzibunniez's femIchigo's stories, they're amazing.


Name: You are not getting it.

Age: 18

Sex: Female

Sign: Virgo/Monkey

Birthday: September fifth

I get very bored easily, and happen to sleep most of the time. I've been told I'm lazy, which I am.


I happen to like yaoi pairings, which are...





Well, those are the only one I like. And Kenpachi/Ichigo are at the very top! My most favorite pairing ever! They are the greatest. My OTP! =w=

I also like the normal pairings, mostly Kenpachi/OCs.


Is This Job Worth It?: (Ichigo/Kenpachi/Nnoitra/Grimmjow/Stark Harem) Basically this story is about Ichigo getting a job at a famous clothing company, only to get the attention of four men who are the boss of him. And how does he do that you ask? Simple. He has to dress as a woman and hide his gender to keep his job and pay the month's rent. Shinji, his best friend, is there to help him along the way, giving advice. But how can he advise a man who has to dress as a woman and catches several perverted men's attention? Well, the little Strawberry needs to help himself while he works and has to hide when his boss almost catches him as a man. So... is the job worth it? Enjoy. =3

Mating Season: (Ichigo/Kenpachi) This one-shot is about Ichigo giving a scent that's hard for hollows to ignore. Too great for even the Espada to ignore, and runs off to the Soul Society, which is where he thinks it's safe. Only, he's giving off a scent that's also hard for shinigami to ignore. So, after getting chased, he randomly chooses a mate, which happens to be Kenpachi, who protects him for a while by saying they're together. Except, after talking with his crazy hollow, Ichigo learns he needs to sleep with Kenpachi for others to leave him alone. Mating season is not that great for Ichigo.

Mating Season: Alternate Version: (Ichigo/Grimmjow) This one-shot is almost similar to the first one, except it has Ichigo end up with Grimmjow instead of Kenpachi.

Another Mating Season: (Ichigo/Nnoitra) This one-shot was requested by BonneNuit, which has Ichigo ending up with Nnoitra instead.

The Tutor: (Ichigo/Stark) This one-shot is about Ichigo's father getting him a tutor, who Ichigo is attracted to, and can barely control himself when around the man. OOCness.

First Impressions: (Ichigo/Kenpachi) Ichigo went to a night club, forced by Rukia, but when he goes outside the club to cool off, he accidentally hears someone about blowing someone's brains out. What does that mean? Does that mean what he thinks it means?! But since they saw him standing just several meters away, they stuff him into a trunk and question him whether or not he's going to cooperate. But since he agrees, the tallest man he has ever seen tells him he has to work for him now. Ichigo reluctantly agrees, but that won't make him quit his job at the strip joint. The man he works for is Kenpachi Zaraki, a rich guy that works with twelve other people, the yakuza, and is interested in Ichigo. And so is another guy, but he's on the enemy side. Ichigo should have said he didn't hear anything.

Sweet Tooth: (Ichigo/Grimmjow) Ichigo works for his boss Kisuke who owns a pastry shop, working with several of his friends. Renji, Kira, Shuuhei, Rukia, all his friends care for him. His sisters Karin and Yuzu love him, including his crazy father, Isshin. He stays at an apartment his friend manages and can pay the rent each month with his friend, Shinji, the landlord, who plays video games with him. But now, after a great life, a sexy blue haired man is trying to pursue him? But... Ichigo's not gay! Grimmjow always likes a challenge, so, this time, he goes after a straight man who always blushes when he makes a comment or even touches him lightly. What are you going to do, Ichigo? Surrender, or continue to fight?

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Damn That Demon by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has discovered something terrible: he has a crush on the biggest nerd and loaner in school, Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, who is actually a...delinquent? A sadist? A beast in human form? Damn that Demon! AU Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,859 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Karma by fuzzibunniez reviews
FEMALE Ichigo collection! Please make pairing suggestions! M rated
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,648 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Tensa Zangetsu
Bands & Berries by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has decided to leave his band, Soul Society. What happens when his talent is revealed at a bar? And a teal-haired god with rock star good looks wants him to...! Rated for language and sexual situations. Mostly GrimmIchi & other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,846 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Crush: Uke Ichigo Collection by BonneNuit reviews
Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 236,294 - Reviews: 4048 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Baring Your Colours by Flaming Orange Rose reviews
Ichigo had never really found an interest in sport, save martial arts, of course. Now he is going to find out the true meaning of 'supporting your colours'. Grimmichi. YAOI. BxB.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,903 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Coming of Age by Hadasah reviews
Rukia has planned a party for Ichigo's 18th birthday. The only question Ichigo has is- what exactly happens at a coming of age party? KenxIchi, yaoi, yuri, non-con, drinking, cursing
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,320 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
Mommy Ichi by hylian-dragoness reviews
Yachiru finally admits to Kenpachi that she wants a mommy. The only problem is that Kenpachi hates just about all women. He and Yachiru can think of only one person to be the mother figure: Ichigo Kurosaki. But will he pass their tests? Yaoi slash KenIchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/15/2010 - K. Zaraki, Ichigo K.
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Lights, Cameras, Action! reviews
Ichigo is a famous director and actor and is making a new movie! Fortunately, the famous actor Grimmjow Jeagerjaques has requested to be in the movie and is now interested in our little Strawberry. Don't like, don't read. Eventual sex.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Sweet Tooth reviews
Ichigo works for Kisuke in a pastry shop. He has friends that care deeply for him. His family loves him. Now a blue haired man is pursuing him? But he's not gay! Yaoi. Don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,025 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Is This Job Worth It? reviews
Ichigo has some money problems, so his Dad finds him a job. Only... this job is for a woman. Yaoi. IchiKen, IchiNnoi, IchiGrimm, IchiStark. If you don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,381 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ichigo K.
First Impressions reviews
When Ichigo had met Kenpachi... he wasn't expecting to be shoved into his trunk and questioned if he was going to cooperate! Cooperate with what! Ichigo didn't hear anything, he swears! KenIchi Yaoi Don't like, don't read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,902 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki
The Tutor reviews
A Stark/Ichigo pairing. No good at summeries.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
Another Mating Season reviews
Yep. Another Mating Season one-shot. Requested by BonneNuit to make a NnoiIchi pairing. Yaoi. Lemon. I thank those that read this.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ichigo K., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Mating Season: Alternate Version reviews
Alternate version to Mating Season. Yaoi. Lemon. Ichigo ends up with Grimmjow instead.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Mating Season reviews
It's mating season for hollows, and it's not great for Ichigo. Especially when he gives off a scent that's too hard for hollow AND shinigami to ignore. So, Ichigo chooses a random person to be his mate, which happens to be Kenpachi. Isn't that great? Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete