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Hi friends and strangers! This account has been abandoned for a long while now, so today I went and cleared out all the fics except the Speaking of Alternate one. That one remains purely because of the number of communities it is in and the reviews it has. I don't want to lose all those brilliant comments, haha, but I won't be updating it on this website.

If you still want to read anything I've written, you can find me on AO3 as kunnskat. Some of the fics from here are re-posted there, some aren't. Either way, that's the only place you'll find any of my fics now.

Because I'm not entirely sure that I've added a disclaimer on every chapter; I own nothing when it comes to ANY anime, tv-series, or anything that I use to write these stories UNLESS I myself specify what I do own.


FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS:

Another story that I've fallen for is a Naruto fanfic, Dreaming of Sunshine, by Silver Queen. While it's a story of a self-insert OC, that doesn't make it bad. In fact, that makes this story brilliant. Normally I'm not one for OC's in fanfics or even Nara's in general, but this story changed my mind. It has a permanent place in my favourites and I can promise that it's worth reading - from the beginning to where it currently is. Because Shikako Nara is the sort of OC that people want to read about.

The third story that I'd like to recommend is another Naruto fanfic. Team Tensai is a regular 'Team 7 goes back into the past and changes things' except it's not. Not only is the story complete, but it's also one that isn't afraid to deal with a few issues. Though I'd remember to make sure to check the warnings of each chapter, at the very least if you decide to read the (also amazing) side-stories to this fanfic. Wingwyrm is a fantastic author, something I should've realized earlier on when I read some of the other stories they posted.


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Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 11/29/2021 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Broken Brother by tHat'N'Clogs reviews
Yhwach had done more than attempt to take over soul society, he had resorted to taking in the gemischt quincies. Including Yuzu and Karin. Ichigo will tear more than just the skies asunder to protect those he cares about. Time Travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 9/30/2019
An Eye for an Eye by Sage Thrasher reviews
Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 3,890 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Nawaki S., OC
The Cuckoo by shanatique reviews
Well-behaved women seldom made history, as the saying went, and she was fine with that. She was entirely content with her new lot in life, even if it came with a name she stole from a girl who was never born and a face that didn't even match that name. She was happy. And then a meddlesome magi decided to throw her into a Dungeon. It was the start of a very distressing trend.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,607 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Kougyoku R., Yunan
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 7083 - Favs: 9,012 - Follows: 9,283 - Updated: 7/10/2019 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 26370 - Favs: 23,384 - Follows: 22,587 - Updated: 3/28/2019 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
Anomaly by Archaeological reviews
Her classmates at Meiou may think that she's a fidgety weirdo, but she knows that nobody is stranger than Shuuichi Minamino. Be it chance or fate what made them meet at the local hospital, Makoto's uneventful life would never be the same again after that day. [Slight Kurama/OC.]
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,838 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/4/2019 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Kurama M., OC - Complete
Sunshine Sidestories by Silver Queen reviews
Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 3/5/2012
Sunshine and Stormclouds by Elelith reviews
Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,236 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Jiraiya, Shikaku N.
Bleach Scandals by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 222 - Words: 158,096 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
wish by spirit and if by yes by midnightluck reviews
Mostly, Sabo likes his job, even when it means trying to chase down pirates like Whitebeard in the New World to discuss important Army affairs. Okay, maybe especially then. / Reunion AU where Sabo's a lucky little brat, everyone's happy, and nothing hurts. Well, okay, some stuff still hurts.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,023 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Garp, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Welcome To Tomorrow by Izaranna reviews
In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 246,073 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 5,606 - Follows: 6,025 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Itachi U., Minato N., Shisui U., OC
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 4,561 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4287 - Favs: 17,619 - Follows: 15,464 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 16,803 - Follows: 12,443 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Advice from the dead by Trollmela reviews
A post card should not get Tony to drop everything post Civil War and fly to Sicily. He shouldn't be sitting in a little bar waiting for Bruce Wayne. Because Bruce Wayne is dead. Obviously. Okay, he's not dead, he's in superhero exile and about to give Tony advice.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Neko-chan's Pawprints by Vixen Tail reviews
A companion fic for Déjà vu no Jutsu, filling in the blanks for certain parts not covered by the main story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,028 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 9/18/2014
Role Reversal by Bluejay Blaze reviews
I'm in an awful feelsy mood for some reason lately, so have a Luffy-died-instead-of-Ace story. You may want some tissues at hand, but I'm not sure. Depends how easily you cry.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Zoro, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Runner by CompYES reviews
"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,726 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U., OC
Cyclical Motion by Unidentified Pie reviews
Gintoki's seen this before. (Shouyou's students in the war.)
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura, Takasugi S.
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 5,000 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Another Side by peccolia reviews
Laterality-related one-shots that can tie into the existing story or be read as short and sweet standalones.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/13/2015 - OC - Complete
nullifidian agnostics by Aliathe reviews
A soul called, so desperately lonely, so defiantly longing, so deathly loyal, that it is answered, if only for one (after)life. [arrancar!twins] [dreaming of sunshine/bleach crossover] [shikako-and-shikamaru-replace-starrk-and-lilynette] [dead!fic]
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Shikamaru N., OC - Complete
Various Beams of Luminescence by bearden2000 reviews
Various alternate point of view one-shots for Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine" Rating is simply because I don't know what I will write in the future and I don't want to limit myself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,333 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 6,914 - Follows: 3,915 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Things Thought Lost (old) by Reign of Rayne reviews
Can be found again. The commander of the second division started behaving strangely after an incident that nearly set the Moby Dick aflame, but amnesia was far from the problem. Time travel, no pairings.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,743 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Ace - Complete
GAN: The Beginning by Inchiki reviews
[1st Arc of GAN] Story follows canon, starting at the beginning... "There's this boy named Yusuke Urameshi, see?" "And?" "And... we're going to hit him with your car."
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 119,798 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Yusuke U., Kurama M., Koenma, OC - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Same Difference by Beyond Kailani reviews
AU. One small change can make all the difference...Someone thought lost returns
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 5060 - Favs: 15,196 - Follows: 16,966 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 27,169 - Follows: 11,088 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Come Morning, Together Again by mapplepie reviews
One day, Ace woke up and decided shirts were overrated. Apparently it was contagious, because Luffy soon thought the same. Sabo just hoped he didn't catch whatever it was that was going around (but he does in the end, and he couldn't be happier). Time-travel.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 643 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
identity by lauraxtennant reviews
The Doctor and Rose bump into two future versions of the Time Lord. Rose is curious about the one who won't meet her eye, who snaps and provokes and doesn't seem to care. Curious, and a little bit furious.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
Borrowed Time by OrchisAilsa reviews
Using the dimension cannon Rose has finally made it back from Pete's world, but she has still not quite reached her destination. The Doctor she finds is younger, lighter somehow, and has absolutely no idea who she is. Together they work to get her back where she needs to be, and along the way they manage to fall for each other yet again... or for the first time.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,703 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Rose T., 8th Doctor] - Complete
Save Me From Myself by XxBamxX reviews
Not long after the death of Allison Argent, Stiles stills feels like he's to blame. After getting himself in a dangerous situation, it takes the help of Chris Argent and Derek Hale to get passed the idea that he deserves pain for causing her death.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Stiles S., Derek H., Chris A. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 14,378 - Follows: 6,732 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyūbi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Dual Intervention by ThomE.Gemcity-06 reviews
Episode Tag: s.3 ep.9, "The Rains of Castamere", spoliers. What if Arya was able to free Grey Wind from the kennel before he was slaughtered? How could the end to the Red Wedding have changed? (this is how I pictured the way the episode could have went). Rated T for violence.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Direwolves, Catelyn S., Robb S., Arya S. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 10,413 - Follows: 5,917 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
when hope gives way to joy by Taisi reviews
Sandy drifts to Jack's side, touching his arm gently. A series of pictures over his head, of hands and hugs and smiling faces, and Aster thinks maybe he's telling Jack it's okay to ask for help, that's what friends are for. (In which a Pooka realizes the consequences of a three hundred year isolation, and Jack has no idea that's what friends are for.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Noah's Ark by Hezaia reviews
Sick and tired of Cross, Allen Walker joins the Earl, a choice which changes everything. But as time goes on and new things come to compete for his loyalty, will he remain a servant or switch sides, taking his destined place as the Destroyer of Time?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,915 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete
Owls in the Impala by BatTitan reviews
The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Fairy's Flight by PolarPanther reviews
Fiore has been ravaged by the wrath of 10,000 dragons under the unchallenged rule of Rogue. Lucy intends to change that with a desperate plan. A wildly alternate take on how and why Lucy travelled back in time.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lucy H. - Complete
Hedging Your Bets by peppymint reviews
As Ace's execution date approaches, one man takes unique steps to save him. Immortal!Naruto
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Naruto U., Shanks, Ace - Complete
Somewhere To Belong by Pizza yum reviews
Garp and Whitebeard strike a deal and Luffy, Ace, and Sabo are sent to live with the Whitebeard Pirates for six months. The trio and crew alike do not know how to handle the situation but eventually they figure each other out and the brothers find somewhere they feel like they belong.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Marco - Complete
love is by ribbons-blue reviews
Of every existing person, he had to be enamored with the one human being who would say 'no' to immortality. Elijah was clearly a glutton for punishment. [Elijah x Elena]
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Elena G., Elijah] - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 379 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Tragedy by X.summergrey.X reviews
Some say it was silent. Others say the voices of others was a loud rumble. Yet the sound of a gun shot was deafening. That day changed the lives of many. This deals with a school shooting. Its not a light topic.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Hatsuharu S., Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 7,403 - Follows: 4,238 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 5,676 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato/Tenzō/Kinoe - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 289 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Perpetuate Warmth by Taisi reviews
Drabble. "He's a little slow," Ace said suddenly, voice fond and soft. "And he doesn't always think things through. But he's yours, once you have him, and he'll give you absolutely everything." (Set during the Alabasta arc.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 259 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Luffy, Sanji, Ace, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Ten Tailed Strawhat by Sharkteeth reviews
This is a series of one or more-shots based on my own challenge. What if Luffy ate a mythical Zoan fruit instead of the Gum-Gum fruit, but these MZ are special. They contain the power of the tailed beasts. Starts with Ichi and ends with Juu.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,094 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Luffy
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 367 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Beyond Secrets by Whispering Darkness reviews
He wasn't a threat here – he wasn't an issue. Just a bystander - someone who didn't know what was really going on here. Except that Harry did know – he knew enough, because he knew Bruce and he knew lies and he knew being hunted and in the end this was Bruce's choice. One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 738 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Old wounds by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
George looks up, and for a moment he's fourteen again, and he's staring into his friend's stark white face through the bars on the window, full of surprise and delight but mostly astonishment that someone had cared enough to come and get him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Rising by TatraMegami reviews
Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 214 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 1,034 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 8,057 - Follows: 2,472 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Little Girl Lost by RadientWings reviews
Arya, Gendry and Hotpie have escaped Harrenhal and are on their way North. After Arya is attacked she is rescued by a familiar savior. Set after 2x08. Arya-centric.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Arya S., Robb S. - Complete
The Day of The Squirrel by Lucillia reviews
In which Crowley attempts to cause mischief in Mississippi, and receives evidence that - just to be contrary - the Heavenly road crew had paved the path to their gates with bad intentions.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 11,571 - Follows: 6,221 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Harry Potter Returns by JBean210 reviews
Look! Up in the sky! It's an owl! It's a broom! It's Harry Potter! What's he doing flying around without a broom? Harry meets Superman under shocking circumstances and they are both a little mixed up-with each other.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 257,996 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Amite Obscuritatem by TheEvilMuffinToaster reviews
Time has passed, the Gods are fading. And this time, even the Demigods can't save them.- Percy/Olympian Gods, slight Percy/Hermes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,894 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Percy J., Hermes - Complete
Sour Cherry Pie Life by FaithDaria reviews
Dean has retired to the civilian life. Too bad no one told the serial killer currently stalking teenagers in Indiana.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 551 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Dean W., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Pirate Booty by Vaska Slont reviews
One shots and story ideas that come to mind. Mostly Harry centric and will contain more often then not yaoi/BL/Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Harry P.
Traveling Back by BroodyCheery323 reviews
Chris gets hurt in the past. Wyatt feels it in the future. How can he save him? By going to the past! Chris;Wyatt Brother;Brother NOT INCEST.
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 51,371 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Chris H., Wyatt H. - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 634 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
The Weight of Sorrow by ChoCedric reviews
AU. Albus Dumbledore's heart breaks as Cedric Diggory arrives back at Hogwarts, clutching the Triwizard Cup and the lifeless body of Harry Potter. "You-Know-Who ... killed Harry ... and I couldn't do anything," he chokes out in broken sobs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 10,822 - Follows: 4,324 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 9,707 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Habit by PB Headless reviews
Teddy watches Harry put up protection spells early in the morning. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Whatever by friendsqueen216 reviews
She was the only person he had left and she'd asked a madman to kill her. Missing scene from 7.01. Spoilers for season 6 finale. MerAlex friendship
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Meredith G., Alex K. - Complete
I Have a Heart to Heart With Polydegmon by KelinciHutan reviews
Percy's return to camp a year after the Battle of Olympus takes a bit of adjustment. And Percy is more shocked than anyone to find out that he has people rooting for him to succeed this time.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Percy J., Hades - Complete
Who's Harry's Mama? by Mels Wolf reviews
My first fanfic! Sirius picks Harry up to put him to bed, and everyone is shocked to hear his first word! Shocked, if not a little bit mad! Few cuss words, nothing too bad! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Games of Risk, Wish of Regret by MorbidDramaMaker reviews
At most, he has months. And if he had any other choice…if there were any other way…But there is truly no other place he'd rather be. The Time Lord could complain, but he thinks a few moments might be enough. Besides, he's sick of running.10&13&Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] - Complete
Harry's First Word by PsychoticNari reviews
Two-Shot! Harry Potter's first word is spoken, only its not Mama or Dada...Next: His second word, not Mama, not Dada, you'll be dazzled and surprised!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Morning Bet by webeta123 reviews
A day at Potter Manor. A/U. betting!Sirius, smart!Harry R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6720 - Favs: 15,237 - Follows: 6,414 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16848 - Favs: 30,737 - Follows: 13,360 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 284 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Broadening One's Horizons by Ryuuko1 reviews
A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Megatron, Sam W. - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 207 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 534 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 351 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 7,436 - Follows: 2,427 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 254 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Amatsuki: Of Confidence by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Toki's POV. He smiles like that, and somehow, Toki always feels that it is going to be okay. Friendship-fic. OneShot. Warning for possible spoilers if new to fandom.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Amatsuki: Swept Away by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Fandom: Amatsuki. Kon's POV. It's useless to try and escape at this point. He's been locked on, swept away, and trapped. Yet, he doesn't seem to mind it one bit. Friendship-fic. OneShot.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 579 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
But She Took Him by Aria Gray reviews
At 34 Harry finally confronts the Dursleys. Ignorant of Harry's past with both the Dursleys and the war, his children witness the unfortunate incident. How will Harry ever explain this? HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Unforeseen by Neurotica reviews
Completed. AU. What if Lord Voldemort had decided to attack before the Potters had a chance to go into hiding? Would anything have been different?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/29/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 12203 - Favs: 27,014 - Follows: 10,328 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
He Is Changed by Silver Queen reviews
[Oneshot] None who went inside were unchanged. One action can have a world of consequence. [AU GoF Third Task]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Cedric D., Albus D. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 6,878 - Follows: 1,739 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 5,531 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Alternate Ending to Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
For all those who've read Recnac...what if things had ended differently? WARNING: character death. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,398 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 285 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Are You Off Your Rocker? by Devonny Rose reviews
ON-SEMI-HOLD Fred and George Weasley wanted to create havoc at Hogwarts, even though they already left. Four innocent students want cash, thrills, and vengeance. What do you get when you add them together? This fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 7/10/2003
The Dark Lords' Fate by Pennfana reviews
After an embarrassing defeat by Harry Potter, Voldemort ends up in Hell with several other Dark Lords.
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4898 - Favs: 7,071 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Speaking of Alternate reviews
In which I, with permission, pluck characters from other fanfics and make them do things [A series of omakes, starting with one for Laterality].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Itachi U., Minato N., Sakumo H., OC - Complete
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