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Joined 05-16-10, id: 2365921, Profile Updated: 10-22-11
Author has written 21 stories for Vampire Diaries, Dark Angel, Pretty Little Liars, and Smallville.

Smiles and tears, giggles and laughs, late night calls, and cute photographs, I'll be here for you till the day of my death, best friends forever till my very last breath.

Hair Color: Dirty Blonde

Eyes: Brown

Height: About 5' 6''


Color: Black

Hobby: Reading/Writing Painting/Drawing

Favorite Pairings:

Dark Angel:

Logan/Max until Alec comes along Then Max/Alec all the way

Vampire Diaries:

Damon/Elena, Elena/Stefan (I know I shouldn't like them both) Jeremy/Bonnie, Caroline/Tyler (They are so perfect together) Elena/Matt (The good ol' times) Caroline/Matt/ (Before the possibility of Tyler)


Dean/Jo (How can you not love that?)

Buffy The Vampire Slayer:

Angel/Buffy, Spike/Buffy, Willow/Tara, Willow/kennedy Anya/Xander


: Cordy/Doyle (They created alot of fun energy when they were together. I hated that Doyle died but if it had to be done I liked the way that they did it.) Fred/Gunn (They were just so unexpected)

Vampire Academy:

Dimitri/Rose Adrian/Rose (If Dimitri was forever out of the picture) Lissa/Christian

The Secret Life Of The American Teenager:

Ricky/Amy (I really hope they stay together. I can't wait for it to get back on!) Grace/Jack (I think they should just get back together already, and he should stop cheating on her) Henry/Alice (I really wwonder whats gonna happen with that one)

Pairings I HATE:


Cordy/Angel (I wanted to scream and kill. It's just wrong for him to be with her. For one, her and Buffy hate each other!) Angel/ That warewolf chick (I don't even know her name and I still hate them, Basically if Angel is happy with anyone other than Buffy, I hate it. Unless it was Fred that would be good. I like when they slept together and she asked him something about did you lose your soul, and of course he didn't because only Buffy could do that to him.) Fred/Wesley (Her and Gunn all the way)

Vampire Diaries:

Damon/Bonnie, Bonnie/Stefan (I love Bonnie, witchcraft and Wicca are cool but I don't like her with either of the brothers)

The Secret Life Of The American Teenager:

Ricky/Ashley (Gross. . .come on Amy forever) Grace/Ben (That is just weird. She needs to stay away from Amy's guys! First Ricky then Ben? Stick to Jack or Daniel)

Favorite Books: Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, I Heart You You Haunt Me, Thirteen Reasons Why, Twilight, Before the Dawn, Skin Game, After The Dark, The House Of Night Series, The Secret Circle

Favorite Movies: The Covenate, Elf, Speak, Into The Blue, Honey, The Messengers, Satan's School For Girls, The Craft, Twilight, Good Luck Chuck

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Jessica Alba (#1!), Nikki Reed, Ashley Greene, Jensen Ackles, Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus (yes I support her always, She is just a person living her life I hate how everybody is bashing what she is wearing on stage because news-flash, she is a performer and that is what she is doing) Katie Cassidy


: Vampires Will Never Kill You By: My Chemical Romance, There's No 'I' In Team By: Taking Back Sunday Concrete Angel By: I Don' Know Who, If I Die Young By: The Band Perry

Favorite Singers: Carrie Underwood, Paramore, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, The Band Perry, Aly & AJ (78 Violet) [I Love their name. Very Cool]

Favorite TV shows: Vampire Diaries, Dark Angel, Secret Life Of The American Teenager, Make It Or Break It,Supernatural (the episodes I have seen), Gilmore Girls, 10 things I hate about you, Boy meets World, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Tru Calling, Wildfire, Pretty Little Liars, The Lying Game, Mike and Molly, Happy Endings, What I Like About You, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Switched at Birth, Friday Night Lights (I watch a lot of TV)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

I'm going to smile...and make you think I'm happy...I'm going to laugh...so you don't see me cry...and even if it kills...I'm going to smile.

The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who seemed so strong, shattered. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, gave up.

Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am...isn't me.

You don't understand me and you never will. So don't start that shit 'bout knowing how I feel.

Do you ever just get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody? You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either?

A strong girl keeps her stuff in line-and with tears running she still manages to spit the simple words "I'm fine."

If you are really depressed do something about it anything is better than torturing yourself and the people around you that care.

Smile it makes them think your happy

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting ‘die squirrels, die?’

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales:

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.

Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

When in doubt, make up words!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination.


Today, I was out on my walk. I saw the back of a short person wearing a Girl Scout uniform. I could only assume that it was a little Girl Scout, eager to sell some cookies. So I run up to her, shouting "Hey, little girl! I want to buy some cookies! But she ignored me. So I tapped her on the shoulder. They turned around and hit me. As I was falling, I noticed the sign they were carrying:

Help an easily startled, deaf, cross-dressing, violent midget go to summer camp!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

If you hate racism repost this

News from the file marked "DUH"

"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Did you know...

kissing is healthy

bananas are good for period pain

it's good to cry

chicken soup actually makes you feel better

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers

lying is actually unhealthy

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed

chocolate will make you feel better

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing

a good friend never judges

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any

boys aren't worth your tears

we all love surprises

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Put comments in brackets
7. Dont Lie

Opening Credits: Back Around By Demi Lovato [This song is about a huge bully. Great. . .]

Birth: Everywhere By Michelle Branch

First Day Of School: Skyscraper By Demi Lovato

Falling In Love: Too Little Too Late By Jojo [Kinda worried about that one]

Fight Song: Can't Be Tamed By Miley Cyrus [I guess that makes some sense]

Breaking Up: Brighter By Paramore

Prom: To Write Love on Her Arms By Hawthorne Hights [Okay. . . ?]

Life: Woah By Paramore [ The beginning says I've hoped for change, also so true]

Mental Breakdown: Don't Even Try It By Jai Da [I love this song sooo much]

Driving: Cry By The Veronicas

Flashback: If You Could Only See By Tonic

Wedding: A Little Bit Stronger By Sara Evans [Aww]

Birth Of Child: Alright By Darius Rucker [This works I guess, as long as my baby was healthy]

INTERMISSION: That How You Know By Demi Lovato [I really love this song. It's awsome]

Final Battle: World War III By The Jonas Brothers [WOW talk about weird]

Death Scene: Just Tonight By The Pretty Reckless [Now, I'm not going to lie, Taylor Momson is an amazing singer, but her attitude bugs me. She is trying way to hard to be badass. like when you read about how she is so smily, but when you ask for a picture, she won't smile in it. It seems so fake, but I don't know her, so. . .]

Funeral: Guardian Angel By The Red-Jumpsuit Apparatus [Obviously my guardian angel didn't do a very good job.]

End Credits: Whenever You Remember By Carrie Underwood [That kinda works]

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would doanything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Beiber was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you're a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

-If you are one of those people who can blabber endlessly to themselves in a made up language that only you can understand, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

The Girl Who No One Loved

Mary-Ellis Hampshire was an average girl. Average town. Average house. Average brown hair. Average green eyes. Average size ten build. Average bra size. Average family. Average friends.

Or thats what everyone thought. Mary-Ellis wasn’t average. Her family wasn’t average. Her friends weren’t average. One be thing was missing that would make her average…love…

She left her home for school like she did as normal on the 25th September 2009. She went to her lessons like normal on the 25th September 2009. She went to lunch as normal…sat with her friends as normal…then something happened that wasn’t normal for others.

David walked up to her and knocked her bag off the table. Her friends watched in shock but did nothing. Then he lent into her face and whispered something in her ear…

After that he walked off and Mary-Ellis held the tears in. still her friends did nothing.

Then after school she walked home with her best friend, Kara, she was talking about her self…like normal. She didn’t ask if she was alright, she didn’t hug her when she went distant, then she made fun of her and how she never got a boyfriend…

But then again that was normal…

When she got home her younger brother said that he never wanted to be anything like her, that was normal. Her mum didn’t even say hello, she was glued to the laptop ‘working’, her dad was sat watching T.V. and told her to shut up as soon as she walked through the living room door because he was watching the football.

That was normal.

Mary-Ellis went to her room and lay on her bed after sorting out her bag like normal, doing her homework as normal…then what happened wasn’t normal.

She broke down…she cried so much…she cried more than she had in her entire life. She couldn’t help but think no one loved her, not her friends, not her family. Her friends didn’t even care enough to ask if she was okay, family didn’t care enough to even say hi!

Then she did something definitely not average and definitely not normal…she ran the bath…then she got in it…fully clothed…and pushed her head under…she kept it there…

After a while her brother knocked on the door and shouted her name, when there wasn’t a reply he got his parents. They burst the door down and found her there…she was dead.

A week later was Mary-Ellis’s funeral, over a hundred people arrived and cried at the service. Over ten people, including her friends who wouldn’t stand up for her, gave speachs about how much they missed and loved Mary-Ellis…

No one knew why she committed suicide, not one person had an inkling why…

But they all regretted it, the not paying attention, the not asking, the just not noticing, and they all missed her.

They all loved her…they all regretted not showing that love…

Maybe if they had given her a hug once in a while, or not knocked her bag on the floor, or said hi…then maybe Mary-Ellis wouldn’t have felt so alone, maybe she would still be alive to day…maybe she would have met her future husband at the prom, maybe she would have gone to university, maybe she would have got married, maybe she would have had children, maybe she would have had that cruise around Italy, maybe she would have died a happy old woman…

If only they’d have shown her the love they felt…

If only…

If only’s never change what’s happened though, maybe they can give us the perspective to never let it happen again…

If only someone would have figured that out before Mary-Ellis…

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made my mom so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe daddy would still want to hug me, and not have left.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is all dark, my mum isn’t at home

When my daddy does come home, I'll try and be nice,

then mabey He'll stay.

I just heard a car, my mommy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I press myself against the wall.

I try to hide, from her evil eyes

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry

She finds me weeping, calls me ugly words

She says it’s my fault

She suffers at work, and Daddy left. She slaps and hits me

And yells at more, I finally get free

And run to the door.

She's already locked it, and I start to bawl,

She takes me and throws me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken

And my mommy continues, with more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream, but it’s now much to late

Her face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain, again and again

O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And she finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless.

Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany

I am three, tonight my mommy murdered me

And you can help,

By passing this on.

If you read this and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

one heartless person, to not be effected

By this Poem, and because you are effected

Do something about it! Please, All I ask you to do, is pass it on!


How Didn't They Know?

When Billy was 6
One fine Easter day,
He received a gift
With which he could play.

It was a sweet little bunny
With hair to the floor.
What could have happened
When it was found dead by the door?

Accidental, they said.
Billy's just a child.
He just played too rough.
He got a little bit wild.

When Billy was 10
At a neighbor's house,
He poured some bleach
On a friendly pet mouse.

Boys will be boys
Is what they said.
Be careful, they added
As they patted his head.

When Billy turned 12
They found some deep cuts
On the face and the neck
Of the sweet family mutt.

No harm was done.
The dog's not hurt bad.
He didn't mean to do it.
He truly feels sad.

When Billy was 16,
He took a gun to school.
He fired upon them
While calling them fools.

When Billy was finished
Having his fun,
He smiled at his carnage
And lay down his gun.

The town went on weeping
All through the trial.
He showed no remorse.
He showed not a smile.

What happened, they asked,
To a boy so fine?
How could it be
He showed not a sign.

What about me?
Said the ghost of the long dead mouse?
And I the rabbit
Who was found dead in his house?

And the elderly dog
With scars that still showed
Softly whined and wondered,

(animal abuse help stop it! show you care post this on your profile if you do!!)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

To fall in love is awfuly simple but to fall out of love is simply awful.

She's my best friend...break her heart I'll break your face.

She's stong enough to walk away but broken enough to look back.

98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music.
If you're part of the 2 that stayed with rock & techno, put this in your profile

98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that have, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mummy I left without a kissAnd mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (So True)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. [I do this on a daily basis]

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

"Never hire a color blind electrician."

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." (Again So True)

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you "it won't hurt a bit," and then he catches his hand in the drill." [Now wouldn't that be just desserts]

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. [If this was possibly, I would so do that]

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"I am sick of people having a near death experienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!"

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

You are the piss to my pants.

Be kind to a stranger, coz you'll never know; it just might be an angel, knocking at your door.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Live dangerous…Run with scissors.

I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

I’ve got a problem for your solution.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.

If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.

I’d rather be pissed off than be pissed on.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour.

It is no accident that ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.

An apple a day keeps the docter away, but if the doctor is cute then screw the fruit. (My friend told me that and I just think it is so funny!)

Life is like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile. (This actually happens to me frequently. It's kinda pathetic)

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile. (People are always telling me and my friend to shut up about The Vampire Diaries and Vampire Academy. They have yet to find a way to succeed in thier goal)

If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't really believe in God, but I really like this story, so I put it up for those of you who do.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends have ever called you a freak behind your back, Copy this onto your page. (But they also call me it to my face, so it's all good in the neighborhood)

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate people who put 'text speak' in their stories, when they aren't texting, copy this in your profile

I do NOT meticulously watch American Idol and I AM PROUD TO ADMIT IT! If you're like me, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. (They are like a CULT!!!)

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you hate homework,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you have ever run into the same door, three times in one day, copy this onto your profile page. (Yes, I am aware that I have...issues)

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile.

Every time someone makes a salad, dozens of harmless vegetables lose their lives. So save a life, eat a hamburger! (I'm a vegetarian, but I thought this was really funny)

If you start giggling insanely after hearing the word Tombola, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Eric Kripke should be rock salted and burned for killing Ellen and Jo, copy this onto your profile. (Jo and Dean so belong together!!! I loved her so much!)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (I do that to Elf, The Covenant, and various episodes of Dark Angel.)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car, copy this to your profile. (It's totally my dream car!!!)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes absolutely have to write something, copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching, copy and paste this to your profile. (This happens to me all the time. I hate it.)

Jensen Ackles is one of the best actors alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Jensen Ackles is one of the sexiest men alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile. (When he was in Dark Angel he was utter perfection.)

If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it, copy and paste this on your profile. (This happens for most of my stories)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever wished to be on the set of supernatural copy this into your profile.

If you then realized that they kill off all the girls and changed your mind copy this into your profile

If you tell yoursellf every day I'm just going to check my email then I'm going to get off then you end up being on the computer for 2 hours copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutley hate someone yet you think you may have a crush on him copy this into your profile.

If you have ever eaten lunch alone copy this into your profile

If you used to read at recess copy this into your profile, (Every day I would.)

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How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? (WTF, eh?)

If you can't beat them arrange to have them Beaten

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.

If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

96 percent of the teen population is made up of followers.Copy this into your profile if you're the 4 percent who follows the beat of their own drum

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (I get excited for one! :))

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

A true friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you neiher hate nor love Obama copy this into your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character. (Dimitri from VA and Damon From TVD)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, Lara-Van, petrelli heiress, queenoftheoutlands, night-star-93, Castiel Anna Together Forever XRoseX13

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sticks

~My mother taught me...~

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC

" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me: ESP

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics

"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Dan Quayle Quotes (WOW)

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do."

"I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." (I should hope so, but wouldn't it be hilarious if we didn't?)

"Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women." -- Vice President Dan Quayle talking about breast cancer

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If stupidity can get you into a mess, then why can't it get you out?

If Ignorance is Bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats and not parachutes?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why is that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes--why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Was today really necessary?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.

I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."

My buddy got busted for counterfeiting. He was making pennies. They caught him because he was putting the heads and tails on the wrong sides.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

I got stopped by a cop the other day. He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?" I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

They need to make bigger Capri Suns, I'm not seven years old anymore.-- Will Ferrell

Tewnty-four astronauts were born in the state of Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to leave the Earth?

A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard.

I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect', so that when I forget, me computer will just tell me.-- Will Ferrell

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Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Jason D., Aria M.
identical by musicalpsychology reviews
Max sees Ben whenever she looks at Alec. They're clones after all. Sometimes, though, he's just Alec. IMPLIED MA. I live for reviews, just be nice. Trying to get the muse back.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Max, Alec - Complete
Old Flame by crazifunkicc reviews
What happens when Dimitri leaves Rose and the Academy to work for Tasha? He's in for a BIG suprise when he returns with Tasha 4 years later.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,886 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Alone In This World by damonandelenaforthewin reviews
Alternate ending to Founder's Day in which Jeremy dies in the fire instead of Anna. One-shot Only, told from Elena's POV.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Elena G., Jeremy G. - Complete
Half Past Inebriation by southern cross reviews
Julie isn't sure the New Year is going to be any better than the last; boy was she wrong. Tulie! Part of my New Kiss series.
Friday Night Lights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Julie T., Tim R. - Complete
Shadow Seraph by WhoJackman reviews
Tulie One Shot Angst. Tim Riggins watches Julie throughout her years of high school.
Friday Night Lights - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Julie T., Tim R. - Complete
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A Strange Twist in the Story reviews
This is a sequel for Prisoner, finally updated. When finally going out on their night of dancing, Elena, Caroline, and Katherine don't exactly get the fun getaway they had hoped.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,320 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Elena G., Katherine
Uncharted Feelings reviews
Original Cindy confronts Max about what's been on her mind lately. Her changing feelings for someone she never expected. Set after Hit a Sista Back.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Max, Zack, OC - Complete
Honesty Time reviews
Hanna and Aria are having a sleepover when Aria's feelings for Jason are revealed and Hanna gets a crazy idea.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hanna M., Aria M., Jason D.
An Unexpected House Guest reviews
Jason comes back to town and ends up staying with Aria, but how will the rest of the liars, as well as Jake and A, feel, and what will happen because of it?
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Aria M., Jason D.
Gone For Good reviews
After Clark watches Lana's goodbye in the season 7 finale, what is really going through his head? A very short one-shot.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L./Valkyrie, Lois L. - Complete
Prisoner reviews
She can't explain it. She doesn't know how she got there. She doesn't know what she is running from, but she knows she can't stop. Katherine has taken Elena hostage. But this time she isn't out for pain. She's showing the truth. Finally revealing it all.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 27,556 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Elena G., Katherine - Complete
Long Day reviews
After getting questioned at the police station about Mona, Aria has to accept the way her life will be now. Summaries are harder to write than I would have thought. . .
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Aria M. - Complete
Exhausted reviews
Elena's neighbor, who she's known forever, has struck an emotion in Damon. What is her double life that he is nervous to reveal? And why does it put Elena in danger? Summary is bad, I know. If you think of a better one, feel free to tell me.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,927 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
My Girl reviews
Bonnie and Jeremy express the way they feel about each other. I know the summary is kinda lame, but I couldn't think of a better one that was actually about the story, so don't let that sway you from reading.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Jeremy G., Bonnie B. - Complete
The Boogeyman reviews
Jeremy confronts Elena about her journal, but they end up talking about a cherished memory instead. After he has found out everything, can he ever trust her again? And who is there to help Elena through it? None other than Damon!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Elena G., Jeremy G. - Complete
Which One? reviews
Elena is wondering whether she should pick Stefan or Damon, and realizes how hard od a choice it is for her. In poem form!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Elena G. - Complete
Fool reviews
Elijah and Elena are at the Salvatores house researching and Elena confronts him about his attituide towards her lately.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Elijah, Elena G. - Complete
Mr Mysterious reviews
Aria can't get Jason out of her mind, so she decides to write a poem about him.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Aria M. - Complete
Back In Time reviews
Max Wonders whether she did the right thing setting the Manticore people free. What will Alec tell her to comfort her? Set after Freak Nation.
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Max, Alec - Complete
Ally reviews
What would happen if Elena went after Damon when he told them to go to hell? What would they say?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Just Like You
If Damon had the chance, what would he say to Katherine? She is changing Elena before his eyes, how does he feel about that? Set after Damon told Elena she was more like Katherine than she thought.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Damon S. - Complete
Second Chance reviews
Damon realizes how unalike Katherine and Elena are. In poem form.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
His Fantasy reviews
Another one of my poems. I can't really think of a summary.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Elena G. - Complete
The Return reviews
Just a poem about how Damon felt when Katherine comes back.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Innocent reviews
Damon is sneaking around in Elena's room and sees some photographs
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Beautiful reviews
Damon goes over to Elena's and admits a few things to her while she is asleep, or so he thinks. Pairing:Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete