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Author has written 21 stories for Vampire Diaries, Dark Angel, Pretty Little Liars, and Smallville.
Smiles and tears, giggles and laughs, late night calls, and cute photographs, I'll be here for you till the day of my death, best friends forever till my very last breath.
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: About 5' 6''
Hobby: Reading/Writing Painting/Drawing
Logan/Max until Alec comes along Then Max/Alec all the way
Damon/Elena, Elena/Stefan (I know I shouldn't like them both) Jeremy/Bonnie, Caroline/Tyler (They are so perfect together) Elena/Matt (The good ol' times) Caroline/Matt/ (Before the possibility of Tyler)
Dean/Jo (How can you not love that?)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer:
Angel/Buffy, Spike/Buffy, Willow/Tara, Willow/kennedy Anya/Xander
: Cordy/Doyle (They created alot of fun energy when they were together. I hated that Doyle died but if it had to be done I liked the way that they did it.) Fred/Gunn (They were just so unexpected)
Dimitri/Rose Adrian/Rose (If Dimitri was forever out of the picture) Lissa/Christian
The Secret Life Of The American Teenager:
Ricky/Amy (I really hope they stay together. I can't wait for it to get back on!) Grace/Jack (I think they should just get back together already, and he should stop cheating on her) Henry/Alice (I really wwonder whats gonna happen with that one)
Pairings I HATE:
Cordy/Angel (I wanted to scream and kill. It's just wrong for him to be with her. For one, her and Buffy hate each other!) Angel/ That warewolf chick (I don't even know her name and I still hate them, Basically if Angel is happy with anyone other than Buffy, I hate it. Unless it was Fred that would be good. I like when they slept together and she asked him something about did you lose your soul, and of course he didn't because only Buffy could do that to him.) Fred/Wesley (Her and Gunn all the way)
Damon/Bonnie, Bonnie/Stefan (I love Bonnie, witchcraft and Wicca are cool but I don't like her with either of the brothers)
The Secret Life Of The American Teenager:
Ricky/Ashley (Gross. . .come on Amy forever) Grace/Ben (That is just weird. She needs to stay away from Amy's guys! First Ricky then Ben? Stick to Jack or Daniel)
Favorite Books: Vampire Academy, Vampire Diaries, I Heart You You Haunt Me, Thirteen Reasons Why, Twilight, Before the Dawn, Skin Game, After The Dark, The House Of Night Series, The Secret Circle
Favorite Movies: The Covenate, Elf, Speak, Into The Blue, Honey, The Messengers, Satan's School For Girls, The Craft, Twilight, Good Luck Chuck
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Jessica Alba (#1!), Nikki Reed, Ashley Greene, Jensen Ackles, Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus (yes I support her always, She is just a person living her life I hate how everybody is bashing what she is wearing on stage because news-flash, she is a performer and that is what she is doing) Katie Cassidy
: Vampires Will Never Kill You By: My Chemical Romance, There's No 'I' In Team By: Taking Back Sunday Concrete Angel By: I Don' Know Who, If I Die Young By: The Band Perry
Favorite Singers: Carrie Underwood, Paramore, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, The Band Perry, Aly & AJ (78 Violet) [I Love their name. Very Cool]
Favorite TV shows: Vampire Diaries, Dark Angel, Secret Life Of The American Teenager, Make It Or Break It,Supernatural (the episodes I have seen), Gilmore Girls, 10 things I hate about you, Boy meets World, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Tru Calling, Wildfire, Pretty Little Liars, The Lying Game, Mike and Molly, Happy Endings, What I Like About You, The Nine Lives of Chloe King, Switched at Birth, Friday Night Lights (I watch a lot of TV)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
I'm going to smile...and make you think I'm happy...I'm going to laugh...so you don't see me cry...and even if it kills...I'm going to smile.
The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who seemed so strong, shattered. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, gave up.
Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am...isn't me.
You don't understand me and you never will. So don't start that shit 'bout knowing how I feel.
Do you ever just get that feeling where you don't want to talk to anybody? You don't want to smile and you don't want to fake being happy but at the same time you don't know exactly what is wrong either?
A strong girl keeps her stuff in line-and with tears running she still manages to spit the simple words "I'm fine."
If you are really depressed do something about it anything is better than torturing yourself and the people around you that care.
Smile it makes them think your happy
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting ‘die squirrels, die?’
I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.
I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales:
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the MBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.
Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
When in doubt, make up words!
This is Bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination.
Today, I was out on my walk. I saw the back of a short person wearing a Girl Scout uniform. I could only assume that it was a little Girl Scout, eager to sell some cookies. So I run up to her, shouting "Hey, little girl! I want to buy some cookies! But she ignored me. So I tapped her on the shoulder. They turned around and hit me. As I was falling, I noticed the sign they were carrying:
Help an easily startled, deaf, cross-dressing, violent midget go to summer camp!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
If you hate racism repost this
News from the file marked "DUH"
"I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous
"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."
Did you know...
kissing is healthy
bananas are good for period pain
it's good to cry
chicken soup actually makes you feel better
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
lying is actually unhealthy
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed
chocolate will make you feel better
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing
a good friend never judges
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any
boys aren't worth your tears
we all love surprises
Opening Credits: Back Around By Demi Lovato [This song is about a huge bully. Great. . .]
Birth: Everywhere By Michelle Branch
First Day Of School: Skyscraper By Demi Lovato
Falling In Love: Too Little Too Late By Jojo [Kinda worried about that one]
Fight Song: Can't Be Tamed By Miley Cyrus [I guess that makes some sense]
Breaking Up: Brighter By Paramore
Prom: To Write Love on Her Arms By Hawthorne Hights [Okay. . . ?]
Life: Woah By Paramore [ The beginning says I've hoped for change, also so true]
Mental Breakdown: Don't Even Try It By Jai Da [I love this song sooo much]
Driving: Cry By The Veronicas
Flashback: If You Could Only See By Tonic
Wedding: A Little Bit Stronger By Sara Evans [Aww]
Birth Of Child: Alright By Darius Rucker [This works I guess, as long as my baby was healthy]
INTERMISSION: That How You Know By Demi Lovato [I really love this song. It's awsome]
Final Battle: World War III By The Jonas Brothers [WOW talk about weird]
Death Scene: Just Tonight By The Pretty Reckless [Now, I'm not going to lie, Taylor Momson is an amazing singer, but her attitude bugs me. She is trying way to hard to be badass. like when you read about how she is so smily, but when you ask for a picture, she won't smile in it. It seems so fake, but I don't know her, so. . .]
Funeral: Guardian Angel By The Red-Jumpsuit Apparatus [Obviously my guardian angel didn't do a very good job.]
End Credits: Whenever You Remember By Carrie Underwood [That kinda works]
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Beiber was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump. Copy and paste if you're a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
-If you are one of those people who can blabber endlessly to themselves in a made up language that only you can understand, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
The Girl Who No One Loved
Mary-Ellis Hampshire was an average girl. Average town. Average house. Average brown hair. Average green eyes. Average size ten build. Average bra size. Average family. Average friends.
Or thats what everyone thought. Mary-Ellis wasn’t average. Her family wasn’t average. Her friends weren’t average. One be thing was missing that would make her average…love…
She left her home for school like she did as normal on the 25th September 2009. She went to her lessons like normal on the 25th September 2009. She went to lunch as normal…sat with her friends as normal…then something happened that wasn’t normal for others.
David walked up to her and knocked her bag off the table. Her friends watched in shock but did nothing. Then he lent into her face and whispered something in her ear…
After that he walked off and Mary-Ellis held the tears in. still her friends did nothing.
Then after school she walked home with her best friend, Kara, she was talking about her self…like normal. She didn’t ask if she was alright, she didn’t hug her when she went distant, then she made fun of her and how she never got a boyfriend…
But then again that was normal…
When she got home her younger brother said that he never wanted to be anything like her, that was normal. Her mum didn’t even say hello, she was glued to the laptop ‘working’, her dad was sat watching T.V. and told her to shut up as soon as she walked through the living room door because he was watching the football.
That was normal.
Mary-Ellis went to her room and lay on her bed after sorting out her bag like normal, doing her homework as normal…then what happened wasn’t normal.
She broke down…she cried so much…she cried more than she had in her entire life. She couldn’t help but think no one loved her, not her friends, not her family. Her friends didn’t even care enough to ask if she was okay, family didn’t care enough to even say hi!
Then she did something definitely not average and definitely not normal…she ran the bath…then she got in it…fully clothed…and pushed her head under…she kept it there…
After a while her brother knocked on the door and shouted her name, when there wasn’t a reply he got his parents. They burst the door down and found her there…she was dead.
A week later was Mary-Ellis’s funeral, over a hundred people arrived and cried at the service. Over ten people, including her friends who wouldn’t stand up for her, gave speachs about how much they missed and loved Mary-Ellis…
No one knew why she committed suicide, not one person had an inkling why…
But they all regretted it, the not paying attention, the not asking, the just not noticing, and they all missed her.
They all loved her…they all regretted not showing that love…
Maybe if they had given her a hug once in a while, or not knocked her bag on the floor, or said hi…then maybe Mary-Ellis wouldn’t have felt so alone, maybe she would still be alive to day…maybe she would have met her future husband at the prom, maybe she would have gone to university, maybe she would have got married, maybe she would have had children, maybe she would have had that cruise around Italy, maybe she would have died a happy old woman…
If only they’d have shown her the love they felt…
If only’s never change what’s happened though, maybe they can give us the perspective to never let it happen again…
If only someone would have figured that out before Mary-Ellis…
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.
My name is Tiffany, I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made my mom so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe daddy would still want to hug me, and not have left.
I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up, all day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is all dark, my mum isn’t at home
When my daddy does come home, I'll try and be nice,
then mabey He'll stay.
I just heard a car, my mommy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I press myself against the wall.
I try to hide, from her evil eyes
I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry
She finds me weeping, calls me ugly words
She says it’s my fault
She suffers at work, and Daddy left. She slaps and hits me
And yells at more, I finally get free
And run to the door.
She's already locked it, and I start to bawl,
She takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken
And my mommy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!" I scream, but it’s now much to late
Her face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain, again and again
O please God have mercy, O please let it end!
And she finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless.
Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany
I am three, tonight my mommy murdered me
And you can help,
By passing this on.
If you read this and don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be
one heartless person, to not be effected
By this Poem, and because you are effected
Do something about it! Please, All I ask you to do, is pass it on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
How Didn't They Know?
When Billy was 6
It was a sweet little bunny
Accidental, they said.
When Billy was 10
Boys will be boys
When Billy turned 12
No harm was done.
When Billy was 16,
When Billy was finished
The town went on weeping
What happened, they asked,
What about me?
And the elderly dog
(animal abuse help stop it! show you care post this on your profile if you do!!)
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
To fall in love is awfuly simple but to fall out of love is simply awful.
She's my best friend...break her heart I'll break your face.
She's stong enough to walk away but broken enough to look back.
98 of people under 25 surround their minds with rap music.
98 percent have never read manga. If you are part of the 2 percent that have, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin
I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (So True)
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. [I do this on a daily basis]
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide
"Never hire a color blind electrician."
"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it." (Again So True)
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
"Happiness is your dentist telling you "it won't hurt a bit," and then he catches his hand in the drill." [Now wouldn't that be just desserts]
"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future.
Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. [If this was possibly, I would so do that]
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"I am sick of people having a near death experienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!"
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
You are the piss to my pants.
Be kind to a stranger, coz you'll never know; it just might be an angel, knocking at your door.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Live dangerous…Run with scissors.
I’m so clever that sometimes, I don’t even know what I’m saying
There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.
Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
I’ve got a problem for your solution.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.
If you’re not living life on the edge, you’re taking up too much space.
I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.
I’d rather be pissed off than be pissed on.
The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.
Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humour.
It is no accident that ‘stressed’ spelled backward is ‘desserts’.
I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away.
An apple a day keeps the docter away, but if the doctor is cute then screw the fruit. (My friend told me that and I just think it is so funny!)
Life is like a roll of toilet paper – long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong time.
Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil.
If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile. (This actually happens to me frequently. It's kinda pathetic)
If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile. (People are always telling me and my friend to shut up about The Vampire Diaries and Vampire Academy. They have yet to find a way to succeed in thier goal)
If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't really believe in God, but I really like this story, so I put it up for those of you who do.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
(\ _ /) This is bunny.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.
If your friends have ever called you a freak behind your back, Copy this onto your page. (But they also call me it to my face, so it's all good in the neighborhood)
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate people who put 'text speak' in their stories, when they aren't texting, copy this in your profile
I do NOT meticulously watch American Idol and I AM PROUD TO ADMIT IT! If you're like me, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. (They are like a CULT!!!)
If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you hate homework,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
If you have ever run into the same door, three times in one day, copy this onto your profile page. (Yes, I am aware that I have...issues)
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile.
Every time someone makes a salad, dozens of harmless vegetables lose their lives. So save a life, eat a hamburger! (I'm a vegetarian, but I thought this was really funny)
If you start giggling insanely after hearing the word Tombola, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Eric Kripke should be rock salted and burned for killing Ellen and Jo, copy this onto your profile. (Jo and Dean so belong together!!! I loved her so much!)
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. (I do that to Elf, The Covenant, and various episodes of Dark Angel.)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car, copy this to your profile. (It's totally my dream car!!!)
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you sometimes absolutely have to write something, copy this to your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching, copy and paste this to your profile. (This happens to me all the time. I hate it.)
Jensen Ackles is one of the best actors alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.
Jensen Ackles is one of the sexiest men alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile. (When he was in Dark Angel he was utter perfection.)
If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it, copy and paste this on your profile. (This happens for most of my stories)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever wished to be on the set of supernatural copy this into your profile.
If you then realized that they kill off all the girls and changed your mind copy this into your profile
If you tell yoursellf every day I'm just going to check my email then I'm going to get off then you end up being on the computer for 2 hours copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutley hate someone yet you think you may have a crush on him copy this into your profile.
If you have ever eaten lunch alone copy this into your profile
If you used to read at recess copy this into your profile, (Every day I would.)
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How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? (WTF, eh?)
If you can't beat them arrange to have them Beaten
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.
If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
96 percent of the teen population is made up of followers.Copy this into your profile if you're the 4 percent who follows the beat of their own drum
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (I get excited for one! :))
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
A true friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you neiher hate nor love Obama copy this into your profile
Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character. (Dimitri from VA and Damon From TVD)
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, Lara-Van, petrelli heiress, queenoftheoutlands, night-star-93, Castiel Anna Together Forever XRoseX13
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with sticks
~My mother taught me...~
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
Dan Quayle Quotes (WOW)
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
"I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do."
"I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix."
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." (I should hope so, but wouldn't it be hilarious if we didn't?)
"Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women." -- Vice President Dan Quayle talking about breast cancer
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If stupidity can get you into a mess, then why can't it get you out?
If Ignorance is Bliss, why aren't more people happy?
If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats and not parachutes?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why is that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes--why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Was today really necessary?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" I said, "No." She said, "Okay, forget it."
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."
My buddy got busted for counterfeiting. He was making pennies. They caught him because he was putting the heads and tails on the wrong sides.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
I got stopped by a cop the other day. He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?" I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
They need to make bigger Capri Suns, I'm not seven years old anymore.-- Will Ferrell
Tewnty-four astronauts were born in the state of Ohio. What is it about your state that makes people want to leave the Earth?
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Bastard.
I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect', so that when I forget, me computer will just tell me.-- Will Ferrell