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Author has written 39 stories for Invader Zim, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, House of Night, and Warriors.

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Warriors Funniest Videos by DauntlessFlame reviews
Cats of all shapes and sizes are sending in their funny videos for a chance to win prizes! Please vote now for your fav. video to win! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,218 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 8/16/2011
MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Keef, Dib
The Daughters Trilogy: Daughters of the Thorn by ShoutFinder reviews
She has survived her apprenticeship. Now the daughter of Dovewing must uphold her prophecy foretold by the stars, that she will bring peace only through destruction. She must undertake an incredible journey to unite the lost Clan with the four, fulfil an ancient oath, and protect against the shadows of the Clans' past. She won't walk alone. Sequel to Daughter of the Sun.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 22 - Words: 178,063 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Firestar, Scourge, Breezepelt, Sol
Moonlit Path: Disloyal Hearts by Chocolatedog reviews
It was the perfect name, her mother said. But it wasn't. Rated T ONLY for battles and deaths - it's no worse than the official books.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 72,073 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
Two Is better than One by Ayra Rider reviews
Hermione finds herself kissing her boyfriend Ron in the Astronomy tower on a beautiful night, but there's one problem... It's not Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,139 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Days in a Year by Morning Lilies reviews
A patchwork year snatching days from all across time. From Marauders to the next generation, everything in between, and maybe a lot before. A ficlet a day. December 3, Teddy manages to cheer Harry up for the Holidays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 177 - Words: 132,378 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sincerely, The Reality of Warriors by Infinite Legend reviews
Warriors FanFictions tend to get a bit crazy at times. This is my version of "Dear FanFiction Writers" for Warriors to create some well-intended humor. Please come in and enjoy the story. Sit down, sip a cup of hot chocolate, and have a few good laughs. This is not meant to offend anyone.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011
The Daughters Trilogy: Daughter of the Sun by ShoutFinder reviews
An apprentice with prophetic dreams. A forgotten Clan returns. The land of the dead threatened. The peace of the world shattered with the arrival of a strange kit with wisdom far beyond her years, who knows not only of the past, but also of the future of the Clans. Can Skypaw and Aura work together to save both this world and beyond from a danger that even Rock did not foresee?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,995 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Sol, Rock, OC - Complete
My First Kiss by The Past Is Nevermore reviews
Zim decided something; he needed to kiss Gaz again. Old fic of mine, now complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Zim, Gaz] - Complete
Create a huntress by hunterofArtemis44 reviews
Pretty much what the title says. If you create a character please add more nymphs and mortals and have some hunters in training and rookies, also some can become huntresses in the story or become a hunter in training in the story also, no more Nyx demigods
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bianca A., Thalia G., Artemis, Zoë N.
Celestial Eclipse by Twilidramon reviews
Generations after the Great Battle, the four Clans are in trouble. Long-standing borders and traditions are being uprooted, Clan fights against Clan, and a promise of great and terrible change comes in the form of the sun itself going black. Now, four young cats - one from each Clan - have been chosen to face the greatest threat of all: A leaf-bare without end. Rated T.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 97,738 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
You've Got Voicemail! by FrostFire15 reviews
Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Firestar, Bramblestar, Tigerstar, Crowfeather
Love Will Find a Way by Kinkajou Karata reviews
What would have happened if Crowfeather and Leafpool had never met Midnight on the moorlands after their fateful decision to elope together? Leafpool loves Crowfeather with all her heart, but she has her concerns.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Leafpool, Crowfeather
Create Your Own Demigod by PetalDOHDawn reviews
I'm doing a story but I need characters, that's where you come in! Please submit a character for my story :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
C o p y by Midnight Thorn reviews
"I want to be just like you..." Little did Whitepool know, when her apprentice, Bluepaw, said that, she meant it. And Bluepaw will do anything to be Whitepool. Anything. (THE UPDATED CHAPTER IS AN AUTHORS NOTE, BUT A MUST READ!)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,736 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
Veni, Vidi, Vici by Coqui's Song reviews
"I came, I saw, I conquered." But not everything is that simple... Co-authored with GoldenRinglets.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Dominance by TheOtterPrince reviews
Thistlescar wouldn't let anything stand in his way of becoming deputy, not even Robinfeather. (Implied slash.)
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - OC - Complete
My Immortal Commentary by I brake for nobody reviews
The one and only , MY IMMORTAL, with commentary from me. You know you want to read it. I don't know how many brain cells I'll have left after this. So read and review. Rated T for murder of the English language and horrible descriptions. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Tangled in Secrets by Mistyflower68 reviews
Bramblepaw knows why he is here. His only reason in life is to protect his small sister, Rainpaw, from the dangers of being a former loner in a Clan cat's world. But little does he know that a cat of his past is slinking nearer and nearer, responsible for the outraging murders in the forest framed on Bramblepaw. But can Bramblepaw step up for justice?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012
The Wind, The Storm, The Rose by Lunarwing-Hawktalon reviews
Welcome to the new Clans, FireClan, FlareClan, FlameClan and ForestClan. Join three kits of FlareClan as they struggle to cope with the idiocy of their fellow Clanmates. Please read, review and flame all you like! Enjoy and have a good laugh!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012
What To Do in an Exam If You're Going to Fail by connor-rox reviews
Sirius finds a list of 43 things to do in an exam if you're going to fail anyway and he and James are going to do every one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Knock, Knock by bubbly chick reviews
Knock, Knock After losing a bet to Connor, Travis must go cabin to cabin, and entertain the leader with a strange fact that relates to each cabin.Also while wearing a costume of Connor's choice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Travis S.
What Could Have Been by Silent Steps in Silver Snow reviews
She would have saved the Clans. An unborn kit was foretold by StarClan to become the strongest leader any Clan had ever seen...But something went wrong, and the kit was stillborn. So StarClan chose her sister to take her place. But it's a lot of stress for one cat, to be trained for something unknown. Especially when the cat who must learn to rule a Clan was never destined to...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,497 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Warriors Torture Show by sailormoon1032 reviews
Warriors, dead or alive, are chosen to be tortured/dared in the best ways... Rated T for language and minor violence.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,581 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012
The New Camp HalfBlood by Read-a-holic2200 reviews
30 years after the PJO and HoO series, Camp Half-Blood reopened after a 5-year closing for renovation. Now, after the waiting period, Camp Half-Blood has made some changes. There is a slight OC contest inside. Using OCs from Submit a Demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011
Complete and Utter Madness! by Crowfeather's girl reviews
Warrior's parody. First Parody, please no flames! What's wrong with Graystripe? Why is everycat singing? Why does Lionpaw have a Dart Gun? And Watch as Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight mess with Ashfur.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012
Warriors: A Parody by lugirox reviews
A parody of Warriors, that features Jayfeather, Dovewing, Lionblaze, Ivypool and Hollyleaf in the starring roles! Rated M for sex, language, and some violence. Not for those who are easily offended.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Jayfeather, Dovewing - Complete
Roses In The Dark by Mistyflower68 reviews
Rosekit is ThunderClan's largest trouble-maker. Always finding away to sneak out of camp and watch the life of her Clanmates unfold. With WindClan's bloodthirsty leader, Adderstar, rising in power, Rosekit assumes that those events are the source of ThunderClan leader, Oakstar's fear. But she soon discovers that their leader does not fear WindClan, he fears her.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 99,640 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
100 Untold Legends by Silverfrost of IceClan reviews
Legends about love, hate, forgiveness, hope, faith, and many more. These are countless legends passed down from generation to generation. Some have been forgotten, but the cats of StarClan, even the oldest, will remember them forever.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,323 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
Through Fire and Ice by Mistyflower68 reviews
Poems about Warriors, told by themselves. Join their thoughts on loss, love, joy, glory, and everything else. Taking suggestions for moments to write about. Enjoy!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bramblestar, Squirrelflight
Leafpool X Crowfeather by xXxRavenXDameonxXx reviews
Leafpool and Crowfeather finally find a way to be together. 1st fanfic ever, so...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Crowfeather, Leafpool - Complete
Echoes by Kinkajou Karata reviews
A collection of one-shots dedicated to the couples of Warriors, both permitted and forbidden.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012
Born to Be a Leader by DauntlessFlame reviews
Like her mother, her uncle, and her father, Mistyfoot was born to lead. Following in Leopardstar's pawsteps, she goes to the Moonpool to get her nine lives... One-shot.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Mistyfoot, Bluestar - Complete
Operation ZAGR by Kioasakka reviews
Zim's mission to conquer Earth comes to a standstill when he becomes consumed by his affection for the Gaz-human. His new mission? Win her over. But Dib has a new plan in mind. ZAGR. Slightly AU.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Unwritten by Dawnfrost96 reviews
Meeting her was fate, becoming her friend was a choice, but falling in love with her was completely beyond my control. It should have never happened. I should have stayed away. Because now, I'm in love with the cat I am supposed to kill...
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,457 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011
I Didn't Need To Hear That by dnapolymerase314 reviews
An accident with Aphrodite goes wrong and Percy and Annabeth can hear each other's thoughts. Well this makes secretly being in love with your best friend awkward...T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,969 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Prize by Tiny.Fishy reviews
Patch finally teaches Nora how to play pool. Rather, attempt to... In the end, nothing really gets done. There's naughty betting and a slight hint of sweet, sweet UST. Rated T for mild and implied adult scenes. Enjoy!
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Nora G., Patch/Jev - Complete
Flowery Swag by bubbly chick reviews
"Connor, I'm going to get my swagger back. See this...500 drachmas. If I don't kiss Katie Gardner by the end of next week, they're all yours." He's Travis Freaking Stoll. He's lost his mojo. He can get this girl, though...right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Who Knew A ZADF Story by Emogirl88 reviews
It's ZADF has slight ZAGR. Might seem like ZADR but it's not. New dangerous mission for Zim and a series of stories after this fanfic that follow it. Zim Dib Gaz Gir Prof. Membrian Tallest and Invader Zim go to Jhonen Vasquez others go to Me
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Zim, Dib
Some Bets Katie Shouldn't Have Made by bubbly chick reviews
Katie needs to learn to hold her tongue because words like "I bet..." are like music to Travis's ears. Here's a collection of stupid accidental bets Katie has made with none other than Travis Stoll! Winner of the Most Humorous Verita award, round seven!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,080 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
A Wicked Invasion by Empress Oriana reviews
Zim, Dib, and Gaz are finally in Hi Skool. But there's a new girl in town, and she's about to turn Zim's world upside down. Invader Zim will never be the same again. UPDATED! XD REVIEWS GALORE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,163 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Zim
50 Reasons: Percabeth Version by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons you, Annabeth Chase should date me, Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Green and Hazel by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily and James have graduated Hogwarts, and continue on with the adventures their lives holds in store for them, in the anticipated sequel to Flower and Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,815 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
StarClan's Apprentice by Tanglepath reviews
A kit with strange powers. A prophecy not foretold. Will Tanglepath learn the truth behind her second soul? Or will the Clans crumble in the wake of war?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
we're gonna make it if it takes all night by thecivilunrest reviews
"And it's just one more thing that he'll be able to add to his patchwork quilt of memories for this night." - Luna/Neville, movie!verse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Pickup Lines by bubbly chick reviews
Travis has a handbook full of them. It would be a shame not to use them. Special line for each cabin persona!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Travis S. - Complete
Submit a Demigod by Read-a-holic2200 reviews
I'm going to start a demigod story. So, submit a demigod. The deadline is July 10. I added a couple of days to it. SUBMISSIONS CLOSED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
The Gods discover Apple Apps by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011
Haiku of My Life by Sweetly Blissful reviews
Series of one-shots about Apollo so what better way to introduce this story then by using a haiku? God of poetry, Writes haiku's about his life. Laughter shall ensue.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Apollo
Zim meets the Troop by I-am-Italia reviews
Eh... thats it. I meet the troop, a monsterhunting thingy. I dont really like the Troop that much... but I thought it would be pretty interesting if that happened.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Zim, Dib
Red and Raven by teenage.tradgedy reviews
The final and well anticipated third book to Flower and Prongs, and Green and Hazel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,493 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lock The Door by sunsh1ne reviews
Two thieves get the time of their lives...or not... one night, as they try and rob a very, ahem, strange-looking house.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,321 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Zim - Complete
This ZADF stuff is crap by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
Not really. Fiona just needed a title. ZaDf stuff, though I can reluctantly see how it could be misinterpreted as ZaDr. One-shot. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Nico's Apology by PartyPoisonandFunGhoul reviews
By Fiona Nico hurt Thalia. Thalia wants an apology. One-Shot, Thico, and you better R&R or Zues will DESTROY you. Thanks!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Flower and Prongs by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,940 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Have Yourself a Very Severus Christmas by zooeypotter reviews
Severus Snape would like to wish his colleagues a happy Christmas - for the love of Merlin, would someone do something about all that dratted mistletoe? This is a school, not a pornography.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Who's Impersonating Voldemort? by carlis inactive account reviews
A Voldemort impersonator? Just what does Lily do about this? CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Subterfuge by PunkPlushie reviews
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" *Dib and Zim romance*
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Zim, Dib
The Sunrise by Animeimaginationgrl reviews
A cute and fluffy one-shot about Rephiam & Stevie Rae. When she can't see the sunrise again, he decided that he'll do something.
House of Night - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Muffins of Doom by Call it Maglc reviews
Rosella's fed up with everyone and everything,and to top that, her two new best friends hate each other. But when a surprise enemy returns for vengence, will Rosella get her friends to team up and actually, dare I say, work together?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,407 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
10 ways to annoy the house of night characters by little claireina cullen reviews
very random characters included are: zoey, heath, aphrodite, darius, stevie rae, damien, jack, the twins, erik, neferet, stark, loren, grandma, nyx, kalona, zoeys mum, the step loser and maybe a few others xxx rated T just in case xxx
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010
Not a Proper Love Story by macawtopia reviews
This is a story about the madness of love. The lovers in it are quite well known, so you've probably heard of them, but I assure you that this story is definately not one you've heard before. That's because this time, it's my story... Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Bug by philippinesea reviews
Zim wonders the purpose of the Love Bug. Short Drabble
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dance by Penonymous reviews
Read to see what it is about, for writing summaries is not my forte. All I'll say is that Gaz is involved.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Zim, Gaz
THE RETURN OF A FORMER ALLY by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
Zim, Ileen, Anie, Gir, and Minimoose are going back to Earth for a visit. but what they dont know, is the former ally of the Irkens, the Datens, are seeking revenge. when battle breaks out between the 2 mighty Empires, who will win?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,626 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Zim, Lard Nar - Complete
Our Invaders by Tonic can Toxic will reviews
This can't be it, the Irkens arrived sooner than I thought. A people who prided themselves on freedom reduced to kneeling slaves. Zim, did you do this? The sky is red...everything hurts. Marching... LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Zim, Dib
Dib gets proof! But does he really want it? by I-am-Italia reviews
Zim is exploding, Gir is playing video games, Minimose has a random camera, Gaz is beating up Dib, Dib is being beaten up by Gaz, Membrane is crazy with anger, and theres a random voice speaking to Dib in his room. LAST CHAPTER!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Zim, Gir
Zim Membrane by freakishly reviews
after zim and dib got into yet another fight, membrane invites zim to dinner... talk things over, but what happens if membrane becomes really fond of zim and starts replacing dib as a son?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
DEADLY DANCING TACOWAFFLES OF DOOM by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
this is jst a completely random story i made up in class, and i was a little hyper. WARNING: VERY RANDOM! SO NOW YOU CANT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU! HA! BEAT THAT!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
My last Stand by Blonde Writing reviews
A poem/story set after Irk faced a terrible disaster, after Zim made a huge mistake and just before the eighth minute into his death.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Zim - Complete
GOODBYE FOREVER by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
Zim is on his death bed, and is surrounded by his friends and loved one. as he takes his last breath, words of wisdom escape his mouth, and something that always kept him going happens...right infront of veryone...without fear...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Zim - Complete
A poem to Tak by Molly1002 reviews
Oneshot: Zim writes a poem in order to win Tak's love, to bad he sucks at writing poems! a Zatr story! *My failed attempt at not writing a sad story* Review please! :D
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Zim, Tak
With a Kiss by Heart of the Matter reviews
A poem in dedication to innocent lives lost in June 09. After many miscarriages, Hermione Granger turns to the only thing other than her husband which provides her with solace. Her pen and paper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
For You by Ladyoflalaland reviews
Gir gives Gaz a flower. Oneshot GAGF
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Gaz, Gir - Complete
Of Autumn Leaves, Quaffles, and First Chances by macawtopia reviews
Lily was minding her own buisness and doing some NEWT review, when James decided to ask her out. Again. Only, he hadn't asked her since the year before, and this time, Lily was entirely unprepared for him. Did she actually give him a chance? No. But…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Warriors guide by XxMuddy-PiexX reviews
This is a guide ment to help people with their stories. There's Ceremonies, herbs, nameing, and more! Rated T just in case! I do not own Warriors or anything by Erin Hunter.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
A Guide To Writing Fanfiction by dnrl reviews
A multi-chapter guide that breaks down things like plot, dialogue, ToS rules and how to follow them, grammar, and spelling, among other things.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008
A Guide To Original Characters by dnrl reviews
A quick look at the creation of good, solid, OCs. Includes tips on how to avoid Mary Sues and Gary Stus. Information about self-inserts and what exactly is wrong with them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
The Snogging Ban by crapemyrtle reviews
When Hermione lays down a ban on snogging, will she or Ron cave in first? Featuring Wizard chess, sugar quills, lacy underthings and an angry Mrs. Weasley! Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Reasons Why Snape is a Vampire by Moonlite Knight reviews
Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and hopes Snape never learns of its existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Nursery Rhymes: Hogwarts Style! by jennifer snape reviews
Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Harry Potter And The Day EVERYTHING Happened by jennifer snape reviews
Timetravel, Marauders, magical animals, romance, Quidditch, you name it we got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Harry P.
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fanfiction Authors of Doom by greatestheights reviews
Some might say it's unfair to make fun of HP fanfiction authors. Yeah, well screw that. The fans are the ones who know best...right? [Warning: Parodies and Attempts at Humor Ahead]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/7/2006
Snape's Encounter With Big D! by jennifer snape reviews
Dumbledore the rapper! And Snape's reaction.... Go on, you know you want to! Big D tries to get Snape to stop the hatin'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
TERRIBLE Event! by jennifer snape reviews
Everyone's reactions when a TERRIBLE event occurs.... Featuring Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Snape, Gilderoy and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
SPEW! by jennifer snape reviews
Sing to the tune of YMCA! .... “House Elf!.... Put that cleaning brush down, I said House Elf! .... Try this lovely red gown, I said House Elf! .... Turn your frown upside down .... Because I have come to save you!” ....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
How The Points System Works At Hogwarts! by jennifer snape reviews
Snape sneering: “My tea is cold! 450 points from Gryffindor!”…. Albus: “The trio have just endangered everyone’s lives AGAIN. 500 points each!”…. And so on. Very short!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Deleted Scenes From HP! by jennifer snape reviews
Very short scenes! Arthur can’t get over crazy Muggle inventions like toilet paper and furniture. Moody tries in vain to tell Neville about Gillyweed, and the final battle is fought....alone, by Harry, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter! Missed Opportunities! by jennifer snape reviews
Spoof of all our well known characters!....::“Lets eat some sherbert lemons and talk about that ferocious pet that is hanging out of your pocket.”::....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Final Battle! by jennifer snape reviews
What happens to the inhabitants of Hogwarts when the DARK MARK strikes? Lots of silliness... in RHYME!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Is It That Time of Year Again? by jennifer snape reviews
The Hogwarts school play, in RHYME! ....'My name is Severus Snape, So don't you dare be late, To your potions exam , Or I'll eat all your jam , And vomit all over your plate'....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Jingle Bells, Gringotts Smells! by jennifer snape reviews
Jingle bells, Gringotts smells, Hedwig laid an egg.... Oh no! Will Harry be able to land the sleigh safely? Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
I Will Survive: Hogwarts style! by jennifer snape reviews
Hermione and Colin, they were petrified....And I thought Voldemort would get me so I hid in fright....' I've murdered Gloria Gaynor's lyrics! There are 10 characters, but the narrator remains unnamed....I'll give you a clue...it's Harry Potter!....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Somnambulism by beMMADfabulous reviews
Pointless little continuation to Sweet Somniloquy. Still told from Rolanda Hooch's POV. Minerva McGonagall is prescribed a potion for her sleep disorder. Unfortunatly, the potion has side effects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 411 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Legacy of the Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort the most...marauding generation yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/27/2004
Harry Potter and the Mother of All Clichés by hasapi reviews
[WIP] Harry Potter is being beaten by the Dursleys, Hermione gets beeootiful, Hogwarts gets a transfer from Beauxbatons AND Durmstrang AND..., Draco turns over a new leaf, dances galore, and no one can figure out whether Blaise Zabini is a boy or a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Doggie Tales by Zetta reviews
Lily talks to Snuffles, Snuffles talks to James, Lily talks to Severus, & James gets embarrassed. A fluffy little thing. Complete! Pre-OotP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Twas the Night of the Yule Ball by VenusDeMilo reviews
A Response to the Christmas Challenge at WIKTT : The SS/HG version of "The Night Before Christmas." Lots of holiday goodness. Read and Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/26/2002
When Pranks Go Bad by Zetta reviews
When Pranks Go Bad, it's never good… Especially when you're dealing with Age Potions! MWPP have a little accident, and manage to get most of Gryffindor tangled up in it! Complete! Pre-OotP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2002 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/25/2002
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Alphabet According to Ron Weasley by Incitata reviews
Ron muses on his life the future and his first four years at Hogwarts. This may seem quite strange. To overcome writers block I set myself a challenge the rules are explained within. Please let me know if it worked!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2001 - Ron W. - Complete
The Prisoner by Incitata reviews
A prisoner dreams of freedom .... A vignette.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2001 - Complete
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Illusions reviews
Silverpaw knows that she must pass Initiation to become a Follower of BrokenClan-descended from RiverClan and ShadowClan. It's simple: pass Initiation and live, or be exiled and die. But what happens when everything you believed turned out to be a lie? When the only thing left to face is the truth? And how do you keep a secret that should never have been told in the first place?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,461 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012
The Fallen Mountain reviews
The Tribe of Rushing Water have never failed in surviving the harshest conditions of their homeland. But now, generations after the Clans have all but forgotten them, the cats of the mountains face a new threat; one that has left their ancestors hopeless and the Tribe on their own to face what will be their ultimate undoing: a winter that never ends.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013
A Symphony of Secrets reviews
Hidden in her sister's shadow, Skypaw feels that the knowledge of her curse is safe. But evil lurks in the heart of every cat and when she is suddenly thrown into the middle of the mysterious murders, the young WindClan apprentice will ultimately realize that there is not a single cat she can trust...including herself.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,078 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012
Echoes of a Whisper reviews
With her father as leader, Echokit thinks life in ThunderClan will be a breeze. But when a certain prophecy leaves her shaken, she'll realize just how dark her path is about to become and how brave she'll have to be to walk it. Has been reviewed as 'Inspiring', 'Wonderfully beautiful', 'Absolutely amazing', and 'It moved me to tears'. COMPLETE
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,984 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Intertwining Leaves reviews
Hope was the only thing that kept him sane. And he was doing alright for a while. But then she came along. And even though her pelt was as black as the shadows, she was the bright light at the end of his tunnel. Two cats, one promise. But it was never meant to be.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Fallen Leaves, Hollyleaf - Complete
Diary of a New Year's resolution reviews
The immortals of Olympus have been doing some really crazy and idiotic stuff recently, and Zeus is afraid of what the chaos will bring. So, what ebtter way to start of the New YEar without a little resolution from all? not everyone agrees with him though.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2011
101 response to Hey Seph, go out with me reviews
101 of Persephone's responses to Apollo's constant asking. The sarcasm and frustration is evident in most. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Apollo, Persephone - Complete
Jingle Bells, Nico smells! reviews
Yes, it's too early for Christmas but c'mon! Read it! Please...? You know you want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Hallelujah reviews
What is this? What are these words? And who, if I may ask, is this person? Well, perhaps you might figure it out...and the word we'll all breath will soon be Hallelujah.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Nursery Rhymes: Precy Jackson style! reviews
Used to be just "Grover was a little goat". Preveiw: It's Camp Fire time! and what better way to end the day then with the CHB nursery rhymes? C'mon, read it. You know you wanna...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Grover
The insanity of it all reviews
Percy and Annabeth eating each other's faces. Nico trying to figure out his sexuality. Chiron wanting to be a...My Little Pony? Travis...reading? No wonder Mr. D faints throught all this chaos.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011
Aphrodite's notsogreat ideas reviews
The title pretty much sums it up. This is just a short little story with some cute drabbles about Aphrodite's erm...wonderful ideas. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011
Sun and Flower reviews
Cute little one-shot about two very...different Olympians. Read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Apollo, Persephone - Complete
Cheaters don't lie reviews
They'd gotten caught. She'd gotten heartbroken. He'd found her. Everything was about to change. But was it for the good? a lot better then it sounds! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,962 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Apollo, Persephone - Complete
Nico's Lament reviews
This is a remake of Jack's Lament from the Nightmare Before Christmas. Please read and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
Insert title here reviews
this was just started out as a Role Play between me and Gazmrules but now it's kinda like a story. i can't summerize. involves: IZ, Percy Jackson the book series , and the Warrior series. tell me what you think in your reviews.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,642 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010
In the name of green reviews
"Don't you know anything, human?" "What are you talking about, Zim?" "The reason I left Earth was because I found out the truth." "The truth of what?" "Pitiful human, well you wouldn't be all human would you, seeing as we're brothers." R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Dib, Zim
Annabeth Lee reviews
Percy's version of Annabel Lee by Edgar Allen Poe. but by Edger Allen PECY. lol i as bored.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Never Ending Dreams reviews
He liked her. She liked him. He made it obvious. She didn't. To completely different people. Completely in love with each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hermes, Artemis
Tell me what you want reviews
A one shot about two of our favorite characters...see if you can guess who. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Hi reviews
This is just a really random one-shot that i made based on what i do to my friends at school. heehee...annoying people is fun. lol enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
We all have secrets reviews
what happens when Tak steals a very important book of Zims? one that has just the right amount of dirty little secrets in it? oh dear.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Zim, Tak
OTC reviews
this is my first story of H.O.N. NO FLAMES PLEASE! involves Stevi Rae and Rephaim. takes place in the middle or right after Burned. awakened comes out Jan. 14! R&R! enojoy.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim - Complete
How Poseidon really met Sally Jackson reviews
this is just my version of how Poseidon met Percy's mom. tell me what you think in your reviews please! XP
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Poseidon, Sally J.
The halloween of annoyance reviews
just read it. summary inside. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010
Blocks reviews
Just a cute one-shot of two smeets before their invader times. Enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Tak, Zim
Yes, Sir reviews
Zim can't stand Gir anymore, so he orders a new SIR, one with more potential. Gir runs away and Zim thinks everything is fine. that is, until the new SIR starts behaving quite differently than Zim expected. Will Gir come back? R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Zim, Gir
Violence is never the answer Says who? reviews
Just a random pointless one-shot. i was bored when i wrote this so please be nice. but if you don't want to then you don't have to. Flames are excepted! R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Zim, Dib
Animal Planet reviews
"the female has growled out loud because he is well…you know…Anyways, this process of sexual activity goes on for about a half-hour." The voice on the TV said. "Sexual activity?" Zim spluttered. "I bet the Dib could help me figure it out!" oh dear...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zim, Dib
Monopoly reviews
Zim doesn't know how to play. Dib gets exasperated. what could possibly go wrong?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Dib, Zim
Pillow fight reviews
Zim and Dib have a pillow fight which turns into something far more wild.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Dib, Zim
Chess reviews
Zim and Dib play chess. who will win? dun. dun. dun. yeah, i can't really summerize it so you'll just have to read it!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Zim, Dib
A new beginning reviews
Purple has died, Red has resigined, and Zim is next in line for the throne. too bad his thoughts are on someone else and not on his upcoming leadership. yeah, i know. crappy preview. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Zim
I'll come to your funeral reviews
i can't really sumerize it so you'll just have to read it! it involves gir, though. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Gir, Mimi
Forbbiden Loves reviews
Purple has fallen in love with a Vortainien. Their smeet soon falls in love with someone from her mother's planet. when war breaks lose between the two races, will she fight for her home planet? or for the one she loves?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Purple, Tak - Complete
A Gir and Mimi story reviews
Gir has feelings or Mimi. but i don't want to ruin the story so...please read and review!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Gir, Mimi
Spin The Bottle reviews
Zim, drunk. Tak, exaspereated. Gir, cute. Dib, just plain dumb. one bottle. what could possibly go wrong?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Zim, Dib
A very weird and random conversation reviews
Purple and Red are drunk on soda. what could possibly go wrong?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Purple, Red
An aggravating conversation reviews
Zim and the Computer argue a lot. why, who knows? I got the idea from Gazmrules. Thanks for all the help!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Computer, Zim
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