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10/14/12: Life has gotten the better of me. Please be patient with me; don't expect an update until December. Maybe.
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IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Friend: Will giva me an umbrella in the rain.
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: Asks me for my number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
KH Writers Survey
SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
2. Your favorite KH girl?
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Ansem (Heartless). I like Xehanort and Xemnas, there's just something about Ansem I really can't stand.
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Shockingly enough, I don't like Olette very much. Maybe I just don't see enough of her to truly appreciate her?
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Atlantica. I love musicals, and it's my favorite Disney movie's world, so...
6. Least Favorite World?
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
13. Any cool pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Namora, Roxion, VenKai, Vanqua... I have a long list.
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Laxene and Naminé, Marly and Vexen, Sora and Zexion
15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Some of the plot holes.
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
What is there to theorize about?
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Sora, because I'm always trying to protect too many people, and I'm really naive and gullible. But also Ven, because I often feel left out.
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I was telling my little sister how to get past Wonderland. My mom tells her friend over the phone, "Oh, * is talking about Kingdom Hearts again." Her friend can't stand video games, and asked to talk to me. She yelled at me for playing them and not studying.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
When Sora gets flicked in the head by Hades, Sora's eyebrow in Wonderland... the list goes on.
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Ruler of the Sky (358/ Days).
30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Storyline and new characters.
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
33. Riku or Roxas?
34. Roxas or Sora?
35. Axel or Demyx?
36. Kairi or Larxene?
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
38. Namixas or Namiku?
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
42. Cloud or Leon?
43. CloTi of Clerith?
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Shrek, Harry Potter, Twilight, East, Snowwalker...it's a never-ending list.
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Sora and Vanitas, Roxas and Ven, Aqua Kairi Naminé and Xion, Lea and Axel, Xehanort Ansem (Heartless) and Xemnas, Braig and Xigbar, Dilan and Xaldin, Even and Vexen, Aeleus and Lexaeus, Ienzo and Zexion, Isa and Saïx.
48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. Better storyline, the plot holes aren't as big.
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
Disney, Final Fantasy, OCs...
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