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Joined 05-16-10, id: 2366476, Profile Updated: 02-05-11
Author has written 11 stories for Fruits Basket, Twilight, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: Call me Kaitlin

Sexuality: Bi

Home: Alfred F. Jones's Vital Regions!!!!!

So I'm goth, a math whiz, play jazz trumpet, and classical flute. I like books, cuss often, and eat as much pasta as North Italy! I would die without chocolate, and am learning German (I suck at it). I'm thirteen and feel free to message me, I won't bite! My other profiles are WhispersToKill, What you say is a lie like I, TheNecromancerSorceress (quizilla), and WhispersToKill (quizilla).

I am eating PASTA!!!!


Quotes of importance, to hold the darkness in your heart.

"...This egg, is so nice. I makes one feel that it should just be 'this yellow color'." Akihikko/Usagi Usami, Junjou Romantica,"

Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. .

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

2% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

If you have ever had the urge to stab everyone while wearing a Light Yagami cosplay outfit, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you are a female and would like to ask Tamaki for a tampon then copy and paste this into you profile.

If you have ever had the urge to hit Takashi Morinozuka with a vacuum cleaner just to see his reaction, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you feel obliged to raise your hand when talking to Kyouya Ootori, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would like to ask Hikaru and Kaoru for a puking pastille then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would like to stand on Akito Sohma's bed and sing 'god is a girl', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Tamaki Suoh is a secret Justin Bieber fan, copy and paste this to your profile.

If Hikaru is accused of murder because you died of laughter after you found his Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson sanctuary, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had the urge to tie Renge to a chair and shave her bald, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Aro asked to read your thoughts and you would say sure, but then stick out your tongue and lick his toes as the physical contact needed then, copy and paste this into your profile. I guarantee he would tell you you were weird.

If you believe in the legend of Ayame's secret society of ninja's wearing dresses, copy and paste this into your profile. Shh, it's a secret.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and just buy his own damn box of cereal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,The Goth Twin.Shh-Mypen name is pen name,

Fill out #s 1-12 with names of people from your favorite characters and answer the questions

1. Romano/ South Italy

2. Mello

3. Germany

4. South Korea

5. Poland/ Feliks

6. Belarus

7. Agustus McCrae

8. Russia

9. Shigure Sohma

10. Spain

11. Hatori Sohma

12. Ukraine

Six/Eleven fanfic before?

WOW, that needs some help... though it has the potential to be cute~!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes, four is hot.

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

What the fuck? Weird couple, and a kid with a lot of issues. Who's mom?

...I bet it's Germany!

Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Millions, I've written some.

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

No, never.

Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Five/eight! Poland/Spain would be too happy and unbalanced. Poland/Russia would be funny!

What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

"What the fuck, get a room and eat lead you potato sucking bastards!"

Everyone say hello to the South Italy mafia.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Germany and Spain go to a cafe and discuss Italians. They latter make out at the the movies watching Twilight.

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Hell no. Just hell no.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Agustus, hurt/comfort? Uh... A Ranger's Duty

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

After a world meeting Korea claims an angry South Italian's breasts. Then rapes him.

What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't know... "ITALY!" Yes, I support Italy/Germany.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tik Tok - Ke$ha (Don't ask)

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?

Yuri, Violence, Incest, Swearing, Killing, Rape,

What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

"I own the mafia, listen to me bitch!"? I don't know, but they are both in the mafia right? Well, he's atleast South Italy any way...

What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

YAY! You can sleep in my bed if you want!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I think he would be more embarrassed them me. I don't think he would do it on purpose. I'd just joke about it latter to mess with him.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Most epically funny pairing ever! Crack smokers!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

OMG, that's like, so, totally, fabulous of him. We should, like totally, go shopping latter!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Looks like Russia forgot to read the direction packet from his new chainsaw.

That was a dirty trick America! (SCORE FOR THE HERO!)

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Get the fuck over hear Shigure, your gettin hugged and then sent to Germany's house to deal with his doggies!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?


Is it because I hugged Romano until he died? Is that why? I swear it was an accident!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Nothing, he probably sent them... Or he'll o cry and surrender, hand me over, etc.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Call me an idiot. Cuss, eat choclate and point guns at people until they help us out.

Only problem, we're probably lost in some kinda forest - that's my kind of vacation!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

I don't know... Potatoes?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Freak out! Maybe... would he like me?

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

OMG, that is totally, like no fabulous!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Oh shit! I stole his man! Everyone run!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

"Well there are plenty of other guys." I don't really know...

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water balloons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the library has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow. Paste/copy this thingy...

If you think this next thing is incredibly cute and sweet, copy and paste it onto your profile.

end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE!)~
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis. I'm a LONER so I MUST hate everyone.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality,they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Same thing here,if you don't cry,theres something wrong.

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are 'Brom-is-dead-a-phobic and believe Brom is still alive, and happy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile.

If you think Inkheart is one of the best books ever written and if they screw up the movie you want to lead a mob to the directors door so we can beat the crap out of him, then PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more that five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

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Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 227,968 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC
The Fruits Basket Chatroom Story by CharlieBrownLover21 reviews
What do you get when you put all of the Sohma's on the Internet together? One totally crazy chatroom that ends up in a freaking insane story!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 119,868 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2009
Unusual Embrace by Rat300 reviews
Tohru's cousin is flown in from America to take her away from her current way of life. When she meets the Sohmas she finds that they aren't the only ones cursed. Eventual HatsuhauXOC. Rated T for safety due to laguage and a hard knock life.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,356 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Hatsuharu S.
The Volturi Diaries by iFellOffMars reviews
Collection of diary entries of the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010
High School Drama by stuckinadream reviews
Mai is the newest member of the Host Club, and the things she does remind everyone of Haruhi, but they are two completely different people. Can Mori decide: Mai or Hunny? Or will he be able to realize he can possibly have both? Will it all work out? R&R!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Turtle Tragedies by Windup-Charmer reviews
Spain leaves ChibiRomano alone with a turtle. Tragedies occur. 'Nough said. Fail!Summary! T to be safe! Only One Chapter!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Doe Eyes by Micromyni reviews
They weren't exactly puppy eyes; they weren't brown and couldn't be called innocent by any means...but they had their charms. She wasn't exactly cuddly like a kitten; she was skittish and flighty. Like a doe. AU TamakiXHaruhi, slight HunnyXReiko, MoriXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., R. Kasonada
Thinking Of You by XimeTheNobody reviews
Mori's twin sister is in town and she is sturring up trouble for the host club, and did I mention she's a vampire Rated T just to be safe OCXKyouya OCxKyouya KyouyaXOC KyouyaxOC OCXKyoya OCxKyoya KyoyaXOC KyoyaxOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kyōya O.
The by Girl from the insane asylum reviews
This is a story about the word the. Yes, it will eventually have something to do with Fruits Basket I just have to finish the books first . In my opinion this is a wonderful fanfic and it explains the true meaning of the!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
TCWOC a new family by Melissa1991 reviews
Mary-Ann her mother's a sister of Esme Cullen. Mary-Ann's mother has a nervous breakdown and her husband's indifferent towards Mary-Ann. Emmett who loves Mary-Ann like a sister decides to send her to his friends in Japan. Entry for tcwoc
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Devoid by Amane Saiko reviews
A new student. An awkward situation. An unusual solution. A surprise guest comes to stay with the Hitachiin twins after not having spoken to them in three years. What secrets does she hold? Why has she suddenly returned? Warnings inside.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Samurai Storyline by Ice megumi reviews
A transfer student, and old friend of Tamaki's comes to Ouran. With a past of tragedy and a hidden sword, the newest member of the Host Club grabs the attention of its silent member. MorixOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,106 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Mori/Takashi M.
After the Snow by Fairy in a Pink Shirt reviews
Their love is a powerful force. Her eyes met his as if angels deemed it so, and it was fate. He wanted to keep a hold on her as a snake holds its prey. Will their love be able to endure the curse? Ayame x OC.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Ayame S.
Scarred Beyond Repair by Gothcat reviews
Yuki Shoma has scars that are hidden deep under the surface. Aisenshi is a girl with her scars right on top, can these two people with questionable pasts face the future together? AU sorta and OCness ch 7 up!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Yuki S.
The Sohma Game by OneMoreBlackDay reviews
Fruits Basket x Saw crossover. Each of the Juunishi are tested in Jigsaw traps for the way they live their lives. Who will pass and who will fail? Rated M for physical/emotional torture and language. This fic was inspired by Akito Plays a Game.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Akito's Baby Blues by Master Fifer reviews
Uncle Shigure with a new name! Shigure's out leaving Akito to care for the kids! What will happen?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Shigure S.
Blinded by the creator by KyoshiKaze reviews
Fox of the zodiac, Hikaru Sohma remains as one of Akito's favourite animal to keep as his, more like a pet. Partially blind and no voice, like most Sohma's, she gets bullied on for odd features. OCxHaru [HiatusRewriting]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,298 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Hatsuharu S.
We're All Just Stupid People by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Yuki and Kyo take their fighting to a whole new level. What will they do when the find themselves in over their heads? [Yaoi, RatCat, Alternating POVs][Complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
The Sohma Diaries by WannabeWerewolf reviews
The secret thoughts of the Sohma family. Are Diaries this weird? Ritsu number two with his hacker skillz
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 4/25/2003
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The Awesome Diary of the Awesome Guy reviews
"... So, I did the manly thing to do; took a bubble bath with the action figures and Sweden." It's national bonnet day, Austria put to much butter on the popcorn and was arrested, and Germany's dogs stole his Glee DVD's. Yeah, I'm just that awesome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Prussia
The Sohma summer Camp Chronicles reviews
Nine years ago the Sohma's were sent to a summer camp and they,well, you know, Ritsu 'killed' the teacher, Akito's got a machete and Ayame doesn't like bugs! What will happen, who will fall off a cliff, get eaten by Jason, and burn down the cabin! Crack!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Twinlight reviews
"So the lion fell in love with the lamb." "You mean: So they gay vampire fell in love with it's current century gay-self?" "Sure..." A Twilight HikaKao parody, in which Hikaru is a vampire and Kaoru a human. Minor characters included! Satoshi, etc.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
50 Ways To Annoy A Sohma During A 'Normal' Week reviews
Dear reader, I promise you that if you do everything on this list Akito Sohma's insanity level will increase by 98%. I must warn you though, there is no garantee you will come out unharmed.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010
Baby Bibs And Guns reviews
"Aki, hunny calm down!" "You painted the nursery PINK! Were you not listening when I said BLUE for BOY!" "Uh..." "Akito calm down, your pregnant, you shouldn't be running around chasing the father with a gun!" Yes Akito is pregnant and Shigure is daddy!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Shigure's Synopsis on Football reviews
"What's football?" Momiji questioned. "Well..." Shigure began. We all know how his brain works Hot girls, sex and stripping and you better be prepared for his answer. Rated T for sexual wording, not a lemon.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Shigure S. - Complete
Um, WTF reviews
Hatori likes the flavor of socks. Kisa doesn't want her bubble-gum. Yuki is in pain, napkins hurt...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010
How To Be A Good Vampire reviews
Jasper Hale-Cullen is on a mission to become a 'Good Vampire'. Reading a book called "How To Be A Good Vampire" Jasper will be kind and friendly, get a puppy take care of kids and HOPEFULLY they will not die. Or do we want them to die, good luck Jasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Jasper
Mike Newton's Funeral, Feel The Love reviews
Sorry, accidental deletation, yeah I suck... Anyway Mike is dead, he was murdered by his BFF the zoo's emu. He wanted a picture and the emu was angry. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Mike - Complete
Ayame's Daughter, Is, Uh, Scary! reviews
Ayame has recently found his long-lost daughter and noticed she has strange eating habits. One day he comes home only to find her cooking a dinner that will scar the Sohma's for life...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Ayame S.
Momiji's Candy Plant! reviews
Momiji takes out a candy plant and all the Sohma's end up high! Yuki is the next Japanese idol and Hiro wants fried chicken!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010