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Author has written 11 stories for Fruits Basket, Twilight, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Name: Call me Kaitlin
Home: Alfred F. Jones's Vital Regions!!!!!
So I'm goth, a math whiz, play jazz trumpet, and classical flute. I like books, cuss often, and eat as much pasta as North Italy! I would die without chocolate, and am learning German (I suck at it). I'm thirteen and feel free to message me, I won't bite! My other profiles are WhispersToKill, What you say is a lie like I, TheNecromancerSorceress (quizilla), and WhispersToKill (quizilla).
I am eating PASTA!!!!
I LOVE ROMANO!
Quotes of importance, to hold the darkness in your heart.
"...This egg, is so nice. I makes one feel that it should just be 'this yellow color'." Akihikko/Usagi Usami, Junjou Romantica,"
Stop the homophobia!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. .
You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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1. Romano/ South Italy
4. South Korea
5. Poland/ Feliks
7. Agustus McCrae
9. Shigure Sohma
11. Hatori Sohma
Six/Eleven fanfic before?
WOW, that needs some help... though it has the potential to be cute~!
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes, four is hot.
What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?
What the fuck? Weird couple, and a kid with a lot of issues. Who's mom?
...I bet it's Germany!
Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Millions, I've written some.
Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?
Five/Eight or Five/Ten?
Five/eight! Poland/Spain would be too happy and unbalanced. Poland/Russia would be funny!
What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?
"What the fuck, get a room and eat lead you potato sucking bastards!"
Everyone say hello to the South Italy mafia.
Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Germany and Spain go to a cafe and discuss Italians. They latter make out at the the movies watching Twilight.
Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Hell no. Just hell no.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Agustus, hurt/comfort? Uh... A Ranger's Duty
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
After a world meeting Korea claims an angry South Italian's breasts. Then rapes him.
What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?
I don't know... "ITALY!" Yes, I support Italy/Germany.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Tik Tok - Ke$ha (Don't ask)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be?
Yuri, Violence, Incest, Swearing, Killing, Rape,
What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?
"I own the mafia, listen to me bitch!"? I don't know, but they are both in the mafia right? Well, he's atleast South Italy any way...
What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
YAY! You can sleep in my bed if you want!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
I think he would be more embarrassed them me. I don't think he would do it on purpose. I'd just joke about it latter to mess with him.
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Most epically funny pairing ever! Crack smokers!
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
OMG, that's like, so, totally, fabulous of him. We should, like totally, go shopping latter!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Looks like Russia forgot to read the direction packet from his new chainsaw.
That was a dirty trick America! (SCORE FOR THE HERO!)
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Get the fuck over hear Shigure, your gettin hugged and then sent to Germany's house to deal with his doggies!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
NO! WHY SPAIN, WHY?
Is it because I hugged Romano until he died? Is that why? I swear it was an accident!
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Nothing, he probably sent them... Or he'll o cry and surrender, hand me over, etc.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Call me an idiot. Cuss, eat choclate and point guns at people until they help us out.
Only problem, we're probably lost in some kinda forest - that's my kind of vacation!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
I don't know... Potatoes?
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Freak out! Maybe... would he like me?
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
OMG, that is totally, like no fabulous!
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Oh shit! I stole his man! Everyone run!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
"Well there are plenty of other guys." I don't really know...
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.
21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”
30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.
38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting
39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.
40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
43) I will not lick Trevor.
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane
47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy
48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
51) I will not tell the first years to build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.
53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.
54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water balloons.
55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.
56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the library has been closed down.
57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow. Paste/copy this thingy...
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What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
Same thing here,if you don't cry,theres something wrong.
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now ,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."
In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye
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