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Hmm, a profile... "Personal description displayed to the public", they say...

Well, I'm an 18 years old girl living in Stockholm, Sweden. I've lived here all my life, but am of Kurdish descent, and I hope to make it to med school within two years time. If I don't make it, I'll most probably go on to study molecular biology, and then either micro- or medical biology.

I love reading fanfiction and have always been stuck on Harry Potter (I read some Lord of the Rings-fanfiction for a while, but right now I'm back to HP), currently anything long, well-written, that revolve around a seriously mistreated Harry, but I'll read almost anything if it's got a good plot and is well-written (my own spelling's horrible, I just realised, but I'll work on that),

Ehm, well, don't really know what else to say... I almost alwayr use either ".." or "..." rather than a single ".", but I don't really know why - it just looks so empty with only one dot!

I think I'll stop here - writing profiles has never been one of my talents, and I just feel silly writing this when I know there's nobody reading it... =P

//Lei

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6528 - Favs: 10,226 - Follows: 10,406 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,968 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... or not. With new feelings growing, the knowledge of a prophecy and simply trying to survive, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. DHr HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,539 - Reviews: 2860 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5378 - Favs: 9,879 - Follows: 11,983 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,990 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/19/2010
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 14878 - Favs: 10,782 - Follows: 10,451 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,638 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 5,834 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 6,385 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 519,766 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Just Keep Swimming by rainbowrites reviews
"Sam's not sure he gets it, but he's not sure he doesn't get it either" Sam POV reaction fic to The Break Up, in which Sam talks to everyone before he finally talks to Blaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
The Hollow Men by Lettered reviews
Steve goes to Uganda, ostensibly to fetch Bruce, who still doesn't want to join the Avengers. Steve tries to figure out how to do the right thing; they both try to find their place in the world.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R.
All That I Can Give by rainbowrites reviews
"But what if I'm a bad dad?" A story about loving your child with everything you have.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Be There by ficdirectory reviews
A so-called prank goes horribly wrong, and Blaine is injured. Santana fights for justice, in more ways than one. Allusions through 3x13, "Heart".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Santana L., Blaine A. - Complete
Awkward Situations by AntigoneScorned reviews
I've always tried to avoid awkward situations, but that became increasingly difficult as my son Kurt grew up. This is the story of my experiences dealing with Kurt, then Finn and finally adding Blaine to the circus we call a family.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,810 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Nudge by JennMel reviews
Reaction fic 3x17. When Blaine disappears straight after watching Kurt sing I Have Nothing, Mike goes after him. Sometimes you just need pizza, music, and a friend who knows all too well what's really going on in your messed up head.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Blaine A., Mike C. - Complete
Gas Pains My Ass by TexasTurtleFan reviews
What if the Warblers didn't give up on 'Animal' so quickly? Blaine is determined to help Kurt but maybe the soloist is biting off more than he can chew. Is he prepared for what he finds in search of other Sexy Show Choir Performance videos? Probably not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,506 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Little Kindness by Mika-chan reviews
Blaine just wanted some candy. If he happened to simultaneously knock down the homophobic walls of Lima's crazy dog lady along the way, then it was a double win for him.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2012 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
The First Step is Admitting It by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Kurt helps Blaine get ready for his definitely-not-a-date-because-we're-not-in-love-and-am-I-not-dating-you? with Mike. - Klaine with talk of Bike Chanderson bromance
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
What Your Best Friend Knows by dinosaur-idontcare reviews
Santana and Blaine are childhood best friends. Nothing changes, but everything changes too. definite potential for Klaine and Brittana later on. :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Santana L.
Catch the Wind by arainymonday reviews
They had talked about their families enough for Kurt to know three things. One, the Andersons do not get along. Two, the Andersons are not happy. Three, Blaine does not feel loved by them. But he had no idea it was this bad. Sequel to One Fine Day.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,029 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Fine Day by arainymonday reviews
They had talked about their dads enough for Kurt to know three things. One, Mr. Anderson desperately wanted a straight son. Two, Blaine desperately wanted an accepting father. Three, Kurt had everything Blaine wanted.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,325 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Furt Hudmel Almost Killed Klaine Anummel by TexasTurtleFan reviews
Kurt is the oblivious one. Blaine takes everything the wrong way. And Finn is the one who has to pay for it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Girl Named Jack: The Rewrite! by Name1 reviews
Jack has never had what could be considered a normal life but being a possessed by an ancient, florescent tree is pretty much pushing it - even for her. Cleaned up, rewritten and fleshed out. Give it a try, you might be surprised. Little to none MS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,813 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
Blame by ByeByeBirdie reviews
"We can either become so wrapped up with placing blame on ourselves and with living in the past or we can try to move on with our lives." On the day of Fred's funeral, that's a lot easier said than done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Accidents by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Kurt sets up a safe word to warn Blaine when he crosses the 'just friends' line. But he crosses it anyways. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5066 - Favs: 11,551 - Follows: 13,020 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8701 - Favs: 11,178 - Follows: 8,483 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Unforgiven by Grinning Lizard reviews
HP... different. Not an original idea but an original story, somewhere between canon, reality and my warped imagination. Warning: Graphic Language/Violence, Racist/Abusive characters, Non-Consensual Sexual Content... Welcome to the Jungle. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,911 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,480 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Not As Expected by worldsapart reviews
Hermione marries Harry to escape the Muggleborn registration law. Charlie is protecting Tonks and Remus by pretending to be the father of their unborn child. Things are far too complicated for a relationship but they're about to get even more so. No DH. My attempt at tackling some common cliches. Hermione/Charlie, Remus/Tonks, a bit of Ron/Luna and Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,912 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] Harry P., Remus L.
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 4,110 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 312 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Malediction by Hoshi-tachi reviews
When your name itself damns you, where can you turn? Not even to the gods... No pairings, Dark!Harry.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Harry P.
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3435 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ripple Effect by Aurilia reviews
Throw a stone in a still pond, you get ripples. Throw Remus and Harry into the Supernatural 'verse, you get even bigger ripples. Companion piece to Run for Your Life and Caleb Forrester. Harry Potter xover. Bill Harvelle is a main character.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,901 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Take Me With You by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Dangerverse AU, mature content. "Where are you?" "Nowhere you can't come." Captured by Voldemort, Harry is forced to watch the Pack and Pride tortured. Will it destroy his spirit? Or can he use his fear and pain to free them... or perhaps to win the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,012 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 381 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Tree by Jewels5 reviews
No one questioned that James Potter should receive a Hogwarts letter....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter, Transdimensional Guidance Counselor by opalish reviews
Part of being Head Auror is tracking down potential future heroes and villains and giving them a good talking-to. Harry really wishes he'd known this ahead of time. Multi-crossover crackfic WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,071 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P.
Run for Your Life by Aurilia reviews
Harry Potter xover. Take one decision by a concerned deputy headmistress, add one werewolf and one boy-hero, shake thoroughly, sprinkle liberally over the US. Add Winchesters and let stew. Enjoy! Not slash, M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,283 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Sam W.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6735 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5426 - Favs: 4,919 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Strains of Melody by Hoshi-tachi reviews
AU, pre- and first year: An abused 5-year-old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys' by muggles and adopted. There's just one problem: the person who adopted him doesn't exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,415 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Harry P.
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Three Times is Enemy Action by Aurilia reviews
Once again, Harry, Sam, and Dean are on a Hunt together, only this one may turn out to be the most important Hunt of all. Harry Potter xover, rated M for language, not slash. Sequel to 'Twice is Circumstance'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,711 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P., Dean W.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 5,137 - Follows: 876 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Element of Surprise by Abskii reviews
A girl gets pulled into MiddleEarth. She doesn't want to be there, and does not join the Fellowship. No MarySue. Now being revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 115,873 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 9/7/2002
Midnight Madness ON HIATUS by shadowglove reviews
When Draco becomes a dhampir Hermione discovers that she's his mate, and Blaise was only trying to help them---really, he was. None of the three of them could have realized how their destinies were intertwined. dramoinaise.ginnyremus.harryluna.ronpansy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,399 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 163 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
SEQUEL! GWHP crossover. The Gundam pilots plus Draco attempt to go on with their lives as usual, which isn’t very usual at all. But what’s this about a second prophecy? And why is Harry looking for an Heir to Slytherin that isn’t Voldemort? YAOI
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 188,250 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Duo M.
Torn by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione turns to Charlie when Ron can't give her what she wants. Affair fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 271 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 295 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twice is Circumstance by Aurilia reviews
Sequel to Once is Happenstance. It's a couple of months after the naga, and Sam and Dean run into Harry while looking into a 'simple' salt&burn in the Louisiana bayou, only this spirit is anything but simple. Harry Potter xover. M for language, not slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,451 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5660 - Favs: 11,771 - Follows: 3,712 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Jack Aldaron by Name1 reviews
65 years have gone by and now Jack returns to Rivendell at the request of Aragon. Laurelin is becoming more active, now Jack must try to stop her-and the hidden threat inside Glorfindel. Sequel to A Girl Named Jack.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Glorfindel
A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
Misconceptions by shadowglove reviews
ONESHOT. Being a Veela is horrible when your mate is not only going out with someone you hate, but hates YOU. Draco has done all he can to try and get close to an annoyed Hermione, but Ron's mistake is what actually shows her her misconceptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 178 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Kisses by drcjsnider reviews
Draco Malfoy hasn't kissed many women, yet he KNOWS he wants to kiss her. post-war
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 557 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Eyes as Green as a Fresh Pickled Toad by Sierra Charm reviews
Prequel to A Lily Story. Before they were Harry's eyes, they belonged to Lily. This is her world, where pranks, gardens, necklaces, uncles, Dark Marks, and several infuriating Gryffindor boys reside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 509,357 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 7/22/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Aunt's Love Files by Emma Lipardi reviews
This is a series of oneshots that didn't make it into the story. Some are spoofs. Some are deleted scenes. Others are ideas I wanted to include, but couldn't. Let me know if there is a scene you want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006
10 Lies Draco Malfoy Told Hermione Granger by drcjsnider reviews
This is a list of lies involving different subjects that Draco told Hermione. DH Spoiles. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You by spadul reviews
The Ten Things Draco Malfoy Will Never Tell You. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dating Game by drcjsnider reviews
Ministry coworkers Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger set each other up on blind dates. Sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
Once is Happenstance by Aurilia reviews
Harry Potter xover. Harry joins Sam and Dean on a hunt. Rated 'M' for language. Not slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,372 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
The House of the Golden Flower by vericus reviews
Those of the House were always noble. But Gondolin, and those who held loyal to it, were doomed first by Morgoth, and then the sons of Fëanor... Longer summary inside, costars Thranduil
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,047 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Glorfindel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 197 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Cameo images by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
We don't remember days, we remember moments. A series of James and Lily drabbles. Part 16, a missing scene from Deathly Hallows. The story of how the vase from Petunia was broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,787 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Black, White, and Grey by Isabella Raven reviews
The trouble with making a bet with Draco Malfoy... is that he's not likely to loose. Hermione looses a bet, and regains her spine in the process. Trouble comes in the form of Narcissa Malfoy, and the world starts looking darker as summer comes in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,624 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How Hermione Granger Got Her Ring by drcjsnider reviews
Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 137 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Own Hermione Granger by shadowglove reviews
DRACOHERMIONEBLAISE. POST WAR. Two Slytherins want the same thing...to own Hermione Granger...Hogwarts will never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 171 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4673 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Who You Gonna Call? by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
One shot, Dangerverse. Lord Voldemort's plan to make himself a deity goes very, very wrong. References Ghostbusters. Clear area of pets, small children, and bosses and use lavatory before starting. Do not eat or drink while reading. Have a nice day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
Laid by drcjsnider reviews
Backed in the corner of the kitchen, brandishing two skewers, and wearing a muggle dress with heels was Draco Malfoy. Standing in front of him, with two wands in her back pocket and a butcher knife in her hand, stood Hermione Granger. A Postwar Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A mix of chemicals and fear by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus remembers the very first book he read entirely on his own in just one night under his bed sheet by torchlight: Peter Pan. When Remus turns eleven he meets Peter Pan in person. Except he goes by the name of Sirius Black. SiriusRemus. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tears on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
Lily & James have hated each other ever since their initial meeting took a wrong turn. After a shocking goodbye at the end of their 6th year, are things going to be any different in the following year when they are forced to work together as Head Boy and Head Girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 522,299 - Reviews: 2922 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 12/23/2005 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 188 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 4,576 - Follows: 4,461 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 204 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways In Which Hermione Granger Could Have Ended Up by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game by vericus reviews
Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Raymoose Lupin: A name to conjure with by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Remus reflects on one Harry James Potter, and how he’s changed over the years from a baby he adored, to a man followed into battle. Also, he can enunciate now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6321 - Favs: 4,937 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potential by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
‘Boredom is a sign of unused potential.’ James reflects on Snape’s worst memory, realizing, in a bizarre sense, his actions towards Snape had been similar to a Death Eater’s. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2006 - James P. - Complete
Dear Viktor by Backroads reviews
What was actually in the letter Hermione wrote to Viktor Krum? Probably not what you'd think. THE REPLY IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Founder's Sword by Cat Calls reviews
Sequel to HPDA. The summer before 7th year, Harry begins his formal Auror training, goes through magical puberty, and catches himself sleepwalking far too many times for it to be a coincidence....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P.
Swiftly Tilting Time by Deranged Goddess of Insanity reviews
In an effort to furnish Wufei's and Trowa's new apartment, the gundam pilots, along with Zechs, inadvertently find their way to the world of Harry Potter. Things may never be the same again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,113 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003
Chrysalis by ElfFlame reviews
After the war, the Ministry decides to reform the Death Eaters, and Draco Malfoy is one of the first chosen for the program.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,113 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 14,726 - Follows: 4,413 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
He Was There by ShadeDancer reviews
AU OneShot. Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack that Halloween night, but not everything is going well. Character Death. Inspired by the song, The Little Girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hypothetical Suicides and other stories by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
Assorted MWPP notepassing…basically a home for parts of stories that will never be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005
Just Waiting by Damien J. Frost reviews
“Granger, I’m going to kiss you now,” he whispered, leaning forward.“Thanks for the warning,” the witch in question smiled softly, not looking up. “But you’re going to have to wait.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Moony's Furry Little Problem by fellytone reviews
In their second year, James, Sirius, and Peter follow Remus to find out where he goes every month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Link by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
GWHP xover. Watch as Duo chips away at the very foundation of Hogwarts as he breaks down House walls, befriends Gryffs and Slyths alike, mugglfies Malfoys, and flushes cherry bombs down school toilets. Read, laugh, enjoy. YAOI
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,131 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,676 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Owl Chronicles by white mouse reviews
Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Sold by Marmalade Fever reviews
Evander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Truth by opalish reviews
He almost writes the letter three times. Regulus and the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 190 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
One Fine Day by dracofan22 reviews
The sequel to Two to Tango. Five years ago, she left him to pursue her dream career even though she broke her own heart as well as his by doing so. Now, she is back in England, but she isn't alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,893 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
No Longer Helpless by DB2020 reviews
Hermione's life is turned upsidedown when her parents are lost and abilities revealed. The only person able to console her happens to be Malfoy. Why is the ferret on their side and able to get closer to her than all others? Will Harry & Ron accept this?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,476 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The GoodMorrow by Dragongirl16 reviews
A Faith insert. It comes after 'Faith' but can be read as a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Neville L., Blaise Z.
Back Again by Siren6 reviews
*SEQUEL TO MAY IT BE* Lily and Legolas are reunited, but Lily's past comes back to haunt her in a dark way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,794 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 3/31/2003
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3885 - Favs: 6,427 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
When Malfoys marry Mudbloods by secretdiary reviews
My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,929 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 433 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and Dumbledore's Army by Cat Calls reviews
In his 6th year, Harry has to come to grips with his lot in life. He's awoken during the summer by horrific visions, forcing him to realize that he must train himself not just physically but mentally as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Harry P.
Bottoms by Sea Priestess reviews
Percy quizzes Snape on a topic which has been troubling him for some time. Set in GoF. WARNING: Contains slashy innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Severus S., Percy W. - Complete
A Little Piece of Sincerity by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,529 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dragon, the Lion and the Serpent by hathor X reviews
COMPLETE DracoHermione! During 7th year, Hermione's faith in Draco is relentless and he's out to destroy it! Who will save them from the darkness around when Harry is afraid? Dark fic! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,290 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Protector by Tara6 reviews
Rita just lost her reason for living and eventually ends up in Middle Earth...NO don't run away, just read this fic PLEASE it's my first fic ever! Chapter 71.Legolas is ready to start the adventure of founding his own realm, but is Rita ready as well?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 298,772 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 12/29/2002
Strangest, Strangely Strange Proposal by Miaka Kennyuuki reviews
Harry Potter pops the question...but he's never been the most tactful...slight HD. A MUST READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Knee Trembler by Lux Aeterna reviews
Hermione discovers that after a night of spectacular drunkeness she's pregnant with Draco's child. Witness the horror of well... everyone, count the number of people who pass out and behold the amusement of everybody else! Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
A Grave Error In Judgement by P.L.S reviews
In an effort to look good in an election year, Cornelius Fudge opens his home i.e. kidnaps Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy for the summer before their sixth year. It seemed like a good idea until he actually met them...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 157 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix's Flight by The Velvet Ghost reviews
Why is Snape acting so oddly? Who is causing the mysterious disease sweeping Hogwarts? What's wrong with Draco Malfoy? And what is the Dark Lord planning for Harry Potter's sixth year? AN ALTERNATIVE 6th BOOK, WRITTEN PREHBP, now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 276,740 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Do These Memory Charms Ever Cause Brain Damage? by Backroads reviews
Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
A Sorta Fairytale by street scribbles reviews
‘I remember everything. I remember when we first met... I didn't even know a Ron Weasley or Harry Potter existed...’ Hermione reflects back on her time with Draco, a time nobody even knew existed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Saskatchewan DADA Professor by aethre reviews
A Canadian witch is the new DADA Professor. Her goal for her stay at Hogwarts seems to be turning the school upside down. So, what happens when she befriends Severus Snape and Sinistra? And Severus and Sinistra hate each other. SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,775 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2004 - Published: 5/23/2003 - Severus S.
Parallel by Stormy1x2 reviews
[discontinued see profile]HPGW crossover. Heero Yuy. Harry Potter. The connection between them. The world past and present may never be the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,250 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Tabby and Her Kit by uber grasshopper reviews
Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,157 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
My Life As a House Elf by just call me Cappy reviews
When Hermione is turned into a House elf by an irritated wizard in Knockturn Alley, she finds herself being bought and hired to ... who else, but the Malfoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,034 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Intelligent Conversations by Backroads reviews
What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Gregory G., Vincent C. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3215 - Favs: 4,492 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Switching Lives by Leeni-chan reviews
COMPLETE Gundam Wing Crossover - Harry Potter. Heero Yuy. A world apart, but a lot closer then you might think. 1x2 slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,243 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/7/2003 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best and Worst of Times by Dream4 reviews
HGSB CSRL Summary: Before the start of the Seventh year term, Hermione is at home. When a Deatheater attacks. Sending her back in time. There she meets the love of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 94,527 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Pendant of Eternity by Atlantis Forester reviews
Jori, a clever, quiet girl, her hot tempered best friend, and her popular archenemy are transported to Middle Earth. There, they will learn that being heroes is probably the hardest thing beside losing the ones you love. On hiatus till further notice.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Legolas
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Beyond the Veil by Atalan reviews
AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,809 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
DADA by dissolvablelabels reviews
*extremely minor spoilers for book 5* Harry gets an unexpected offer concerning his sixth year. Short but funny. Won't take you but a second! It's bite sized comedy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Anger Management Experiment by dissolvablelabels reviews
*Extremely small spoilers for Book 5* Hermione decides it's time for Harry to work out his Issues. And she's read all about the subject! *Get your mind out of the gutter!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Kneazle named Sex by oOwth reviews
When you go to Hogwarts, you usually get an owl, a rat, acat, a toad, or something simple like that. But I didn't want to be simple. I got a Kneazle and I decided to name mine Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
Princess of Mirkwood by Zannna reviews
HP/LotR crossover, the grandaughter of Legolas lives on and discovers Hogwarts, when she starts attending things become complicated.*On Hold*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,488 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Severus S.
Half of Dueling Range by neutral reviews
[Of Western Stars verse] In which twelve year old Harry stumbles upon the facts of life. In which an overprotective godfather crashes some last minute plans to salvage his godson’s innocence. In which a potions master reads a very strange essay.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
All the Darkness by Fleur the First reviews
In the depths of Azkaban's darkness Sirius Black is surrounded by misery. However, when he's given a memory of the crazy (and quite humorous) night surrounding Harry's birth, he finds something he had lost...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Sirius B.
The Snowball Fic by dissolvablelabels reviews
Takes place after book 4 with references to book 1. An itty bitty humor ficlet. Won't take you but a minute. It's funny. Really. Voldemort makes out his list of who to kill and in what order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Voldemort, George W.
Life Left Behind by Kiara7 reviews
Draco and Harry break up right before graduation. After Hogwarts, Draco disappears for reasons unknown and is found ten years later living in New York City as a muggle with an eight year old daughter. Slash: Draco/Harry. PG13 for language. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,297 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Love Potion #9: Neville Longbottom Strikes Again by mnemosyne23 reviews
When Neville makes a mistake on one of his potions, only Snape is unaffected by the results. Can he keep everyone's pants on - literally - until the effects wear off? Rated PG-13/R for quite a bit of sexual innuendo and a few dirty jokes ;-). Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Severus S.
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
In the Dark by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/19/2001