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Things People Mistakenly Think Are Automatically Hilarious

There's no shortcuts to being funny, unless you are a cat. I guess we're all naturally lazy, and we like to believe there's a simple formula or catchphrase we can count on for a laugh without putting in any effort or taking any risks. "That's what she said," I'm looking at you.

Now, people can do a lot of the stuff below and be very funny, but that's because they're not doing just these things. They're adding something, like a point, or a performance, or an observation, or a fart.

Again, I am not saying these things are never funny. I am saying these are things that some people think are an "easy" button they can push to automatically be funny. It is like trying to bake chocolate chip cookies with only the chocolate chips. Chocolate chips are great and pretty important in a chocolate chip cookie, but if you try to make cookies using only chocolate chips, as opposed to adding eggs, butter, flour, sugar or anything like that, you will get a pan full of burnt melted chocolate.

And that looks very similar to another substance I would use to describe these one-ingredient jokes.

(Hint: It's poop.)

#4. Randomness

Every one of these misconceptions comes from hearing actual jokes and taking away the wrong lesson. In this case, the humor in a lot of jokes comes from an unexpected twist or an incongruity or a mismatch. Like the most depraved sequence of sex acts imaginable being titled "The Aristocrats."

Having brought up "The Aristocrats," which sort of sucks, I should note that a lot of the "good joke" examples I list might not be funny to you, or even me, but the reason I put them in the "good joke" category is that you can at least see a reason why it is supposed to be funny instead of having no idea how it could be a joke. Like if aliens kidnapped you and threatened to kill you unless you explained why the joke was supposed to be funny, you would be able to come up with something for them, even if you disagree with it. As opposed to going "Oh God please don't kill me I swear I don't know."

Which is what would happen if you had to explain "RAWR moo zombie dinosaur mustache Lady Gaga I'm craaaazzzy! I like turtles!" I probably should put "randomness" in quotes, because it's hardly ever truly random. Most of the words consist of quotes from memes ("tiger blood," Chuck Norris, "over 9,000," "ceiling cat"), current names in pop culture (Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, a Kardashian), and this weird little list of words that almost everyone seems to pull from when trying to be random ("monkey" or "chicken").

I don't know why primates are the most popular go-to animal for instant humor. I mean, they seem quite dignified to me.

Anyway, the aliens would ask you why they are supposed to laugh at this, and even with your own life at stake, you would be able to come up with nothing and get shot.

The reason a lot of people think randomness is funny by itself is that they've encountered jokes or funny scenes where something random happens, like a naked Asian man bursting out of a trunk and running away in The Hangover, or King Arthur running into a bunch of knights who say "Ni" and demand shrubberies in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Demand shrubberies and get them.

What they're missing is that there's more to those jokes than just "randomness." There is a lot of physical comedy in the Hangover bit, starting from when Ken Jeong, or his stunt double, jumps crotch-first into Bradley Cooper's face (or his stunt double's face), and just escalating from there. Someone didn't just write "naked Asian" and dust his hands off and go to lunch. Someone wrote a ridiculous set of lines that Zach Galifianakis' desperate character uses to plead for his life, and the four actors added their comic performances and reactions.

And, let's not forget, tiny penis.

And the Monty Python bit wasn't just "random," either. Like most of the movie, this scene was getting its humor from the fact that the King Arthur legend is traditionally serious business, with Graham Chapman playing King Arthur as a straight man on a holy quest who is constantly exasperated by the silly adventures that get in his way. The Knights of Ni aren't just appearing out of nowhere and saying "Ni" to nobody, they're saying "Ni" (and later "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni") and demanding shrubberies when a legendary king is trying to pursue a quest to find the holiest artifact of Christendom. They're silly words and silly demands, all right, but it wouldn't be very funny and memorable if it wasn't frustrating the shit out of poor King Arthur.

#3. Negativity and Violence

A lot of very funny stuff out there is criticism or complaining, and there's reasons for that, reasons that are talked about to death. There's nothing wrong with lots of funny things being negative, but the problem is that tons of people only take home the lesson that being negative must, by itself, be funny. They don't notice that the comedian complaining about his marriage is a very good storyteller, or making some interesting observations, or tapping into universal experiences that ring true with his audience.

They just notice that he is complaining about his wife, and assume that all they have to do is complain about their wife (or the comedian's wife if they are really literal) and presto, instant laughs. They go, "My wife asked me to mow the lawn this weekend. What a dumb bitch!" Then there is an awkward silence and they wonder why nobody is laughing.

Least of all the wife.

Or maybe someone reads a funny blog review about how awful The Words was, and the conversational tone fools them into thinking that this reviewer just sat down and typed down the first thoughts they had after watching this turd, and it just came out naturally funny. So they sit down and basically type-blurt out some stream-of-consciousness rant about Battleship that is nothing more than a bunch of synonyms for "bad," and where a good scathing review might offer funny analysis or insights into why it was uniquely bad, they have none, and just fill in the blanks with self-centered talk about their own reactions (they vomited, they left the theater, they went into the projection room and pooped on the reel and everyone in the theater applauded).

When a person's got nothing to say other than to rephrase "It was bad" about 20 times, and they're out of self-aggrandizing stories about their reaction to it, the last resort filler is violence. If you tried to be funny during junior high and high school, you're probably familiar with this. I'm ashamed to say I am.

Back then, it was pretty much to take something well known and just add violence, and it was automatically funny and showed what a "twisted mind" you had, and this was your idea of biting satire or something. Like, you would do a parody of A Christmas Carol where instead of learning a lesson about Christmas, Scrooge blows up. Or you would draw a picture of Ariel from The Little Mermaid getting stabbed.

I mean, that's what the margins of notebooks are for, right?

And for teenagers, the concept that something you normally think of as innocent and wholesome being not innocent and wholesome is very mind-blowing, because three years ago or whatever, you thought a mermaid was something you could be when you grew up. As an adult, though, you kind of go, "And ...?" because you want some kind of point, like the violent thing happens to an annoying celebrity everyone wants to shut up, or the violence is ironic (Wile E. Coyote blown up by his own bomb), or just has some kind of context.

But you can't take a complaint as pedestrian as the difficulty of opening plastic CD wrappers and automatically make it a joke by saying you hope the inventor of the wrapper "gets ass-raped in prison." Maybe if you wished that one day he has a heart attack and the defibrillator is wrapped in the same kind of package he designed, and nobody can open it, maybe you could do something with that. It's pretty mean, still, but I guess at least there's a point!

#2. Forced Quirky Language

Certain funny people have a way with language that really adds to how funny they are, and slow, unobservant fans often get confused and think that these language quirks are what makes them funny.

For example, Seanbaby's writing is usually sprinkled with metaphors and analogies no one else would have come up with, like:

He was a nerd in every direction. He moved like space squids hollowed out a sex offender and were drunk driving him. (link)


She claims to be a supermodel and an actress, but she looks like someone tried to recreate their grandmother out of Turtle Wax and she's in fewer movies than Bigfoot. (link)


If the Special Olympics had a comedy writing event, this would be the only entry that didn't win a hug. John M. Byrne is so tragic that breast cancer walks to end him. (link)

"Wait a minute," you might be saying. "Are you trying to fill your column with quotes from Seanbaby, hoping it will make it automatically funny?" Well, I would if I thought I could get away with it. Damn tight-assed editors.

I would do a LOT of things if I thought I could get away with it.

Anyway, the point is that there are a lot of people out there who do not know how hard it is to come up with an insulting analogy that is actually funny. They just figure that if they compare something to poop, disease or sexual deviancy, then bam! Joke magic! "Watching the Raiders-Dolphins game was like watching a polio patient rape a piece of poop!" No! You are not doing it right.

Movie or book reviews have a special subcategory of wannabe-funny language, like when people give every character a wacky nickname. Like if they're making fun of Twilight, they might call Edward "Darkness McEmo" and Jacob "Abs McGee." You could get off to a worse start, but it's always incredibly depressing when you realize that this is the extent of the humor the person has brought to their review and that it's basically a straightforward plot summary with the names replaced and nothing else. Again, the funny names are the sprinkles on the cupcake. People like it when you give them cupcakes with sprinkles. People do not really enjoy having handfuls of raw sprinkles thrown at them sans cupcake.

People have been blinded that way.

Along the same lines, there's a really popular trend to replace character names with actor names, like "The Narnians think all their problems will be solved when Liam Neeson returns." Or you replace a character's name with another character the actor has played, like "In A Walk in the Clouds, Neo returns from World War II to find a series of plot twists that conveniently let him dump his wife for a more attractive woman while still being the good guy."

Once again, people saw this used in a funny way somewhere and took home the wrong lesson. Usually when it's done right, it's done to make a point, like the fact that the actor fails so badly at disappearing into the role that you never see the character because the actor is so obviously himself. Like I don't even remember Arnold Schwarzenegger's character names in half the movies he was in because you just look at him and see Arnold Schwarzenegger. If the writer spent any time or effort writing a personality for the character, they'll probably never make that mistake again, because on screen the character is just "Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger if he happened to be a spy/doctor/scientist."

So when you say, "Here's the scene in Junior where Arnold Schwarzenegger is about to give birth," it's not some forced formula joke, it's an accurate way of describing how the scene comes across to most viewers -- Arnold Schwarzenegger giving birth.

His character was named Dr. Alex Hesse. Anyone who remembers that probably worked on the film.

#1. Asking if People Are Familiar With Something

Many good stand-up routines start out with "Anyone ever notice [something you may have noticed]?" but a surprisingly large number of people seem to think they also stop there. "Ever notice that women enjoy shopping?" they say, or write. Or "Hey, who remembers Charles in Charge?" And then they sit back and wait for the laughs to roll in.

In a perfect world, an impeccably timed tumbleweed would roll by, but first of all, this usually happens indoors, and secondly, and most sadly, people will quite often laugh at these things, so that these people are encouraged and will not stop.

There just aren't enough tumbleweeds in the world for the work that needs to be done.

After you get the audience on board with their mutual recognition of women's fondness for shopping, you are then supposed to make some kind of additional observation, maybe hyperbolically compare it to a drug addiction, maybe tell a funny story about a specific shopping adventure you had with a woman, or one you had yourself, if you are a woman. After you remind everyone that Charles in Charge was a sitcom that once existed, maybe your actual joke would be speculation about why the writers refused to reveal Charles' last name. (Nazi war criminal?)

Reincarnation of Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne?

A lot of people accuse Seth MacFarlane cartoons of doing exactly this, just mentioning some pop culture nostalgia item and waiting for a laugh, but I don't know if that's totally fair. Like when a Family Guy character referenced The Facts of Life, they cut to a scene from The Facts of Life where it was revealed that Jo had both male and female genitalia, which, needless to say, did not actually happen on the original show. Is this a good joke? I don't know, you decide. But whatever the result, they put in a little more effort than merely cutting to a Facts of Life title screen and going, "Eh? Eh?"

Anyway, as mentioned before, audiences are often complicit in these awful charades, going "I do remember Pogs! What a hilarious joke!" or "It's true, Asians often get better grades! This man is a comedy genius!" I think it is just a natural human tendency to want to belong. If you do not know what the Safety Dance is, but it is clear that the author/speaker and other members of the audience do, you feel sad, like you are not part of the club. If you do happen to know what it is, you are so happy you laugh almost in relief. It's not so much a laugh of "That sure was funny!" as "Yeah! I'm with it! I know things!"

If you do that, stop it. Print out this Remembering Badge and pin it to your shirt.

See, now you and everyone around you know that you have been recognized by the International Council of Remembering for being good at remembering. You no longer need to be desperate for validation from some cheap-laugh comedian. When he asks if you remember Growing Pains, you can calmly say to yourself, "Yes, of course I remember it, because I am an expert rememberer. Continue," and stare silently at him until he makes an actual joke.

That's Funny — but Why? Alan Alda on the Science of Humor by Eric Roston


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- Don’t spec a show you don’t respect.

– Don’t make your spec about a guest character. Focus on the main character.

– Get sample scripts of produced episodes. Study them.

– Follow the show’s structure exactly.

– Find a story for your spec that plays on the show’s main theme.

– Don’t write an episode that resolves the show’s mystery or consummates its romance.

– Place the story turns at the act breaks, and give us a reason to come back after the commercials.

– In a comedy, spend time polishing the jokes, especially the last one of each scene.

– Spelling, formatting, clarity of stage directions – they really matter.

– Use strong brass brads.

In general:

Flash Fiction, 1 - 500 words
Short Shorts, 501 - 2,000 words
Short Story, 2001 - 20,000 words
Novella, 20,001 - 50,000 words
Novel, 50,000 - 150,000 words (For first-time novelist, best to be
60,000 -90,0000.)
Big novel - over 100,000 words (a significant investment by the
Epic Novel - 150K (Think "Lord of the Rings", "Gone With The
Wind", etc.)

Marlboro raced through the forest. [Past]
Marlboro races through the forest. [Present]
Read more scripts. Screenplays are written in the simple present tense. You might find some writers who, on occasion, use a more passive voice. However, the majority will still be written in the simple present tense with very active verb choices. Screenwriting is about the conservation of words, the white on the page, and so the more evocative and specific a word choice can be, especially as regards verbs, the more punch you’re going to get per word.
The active voice keeps the reader firmly planted in the present reality of the screenplay. The more passive voice detaches us. Just as an “s” sound is crisper than an “ing” sound, which is more calming. When you write, “Eleanor sings,” I have a very clear picture in my mind of a woman singing now.
Sings vs. singing
Screams vs. screaming
Runs vs. running
Kicks vs. kicking
And, if we want to get into semantics, the simple present active voice puts the emphasis on the completion of the action, whereas the present progressive form puts the emphasis on the process of the action, which diminishes the punch of the verb. “Kicks” implies a leg whipping out and thus something has been kicked, so the mind naturally drifts to what has been kicked and what comes after. Whereas “is kicking” places more of an emphasis on the process of the action itself as opposed to the implication of what follows.
Another way of looking at this is that the verb “to be” indicates state of being. “Is singing” puts emphasis on the state of being that is currently singing. The action itself comes as a secondary state to the awareness of being. Within screenwriting, the emphasis should always be on the action in the present moment, and to a lesser degree (or not at all depending upon the genre) the state of being.

Perfect Tenses

The three perfect tenses in English are the three verb tenses which show action already completed. (The word perfect literally means "made complete" or "completely done.")
They are formed by the appropriate tense of the verb to have plus the past participle of the verb.
Present Perfect: I have seen it.

(Present tense of to have plus participle. Action is completed with respect to the present.)
The following is ‘not’ Absolute Present Tense.
David is ‘driving’ down the street.
This is Absolute Present Tense
David ‘drives’ down the street.

Past Perfect: I had seen it.
(Past tense of to have plus participle. Action is completed with respect to the past.)
Future Perfect: I will have seen it.
(Future tense of to have plus participle. Action is completed with respect to the future.)
Some authorities consider the passive voice of certain verbs that are always intransitive to be the perfect tense also.
Example: They are gone.
Example: He is risen.

Purple prose: What it is and how to avoid it.


Do you ever begin your sentences with, "This is just my opinion," "Sorry," "I’m still working on this," "Well," "I mean," or any number of other negative or useless prefaces. Most people do as a matter of habit or nervousness, but caveats and fillers can damage the confident tone you’re trying to strike. Instead, say what you mean and nothing else. For example, "We should take this pitch in a different direction," is much more persuasive than, "Well, I think we should take this pitch in a different direction, but I’m still trying to find out the best route to take."

Mission Creep

ban·ish (bnsh)

tr.v. ban·ished, ban·ish·ing, ban·ish·es

1. To force to leave a country or place by official decree; exile.

2. To drive away; expel: We banished all our doubts and fears.

banish·ment n.

Synonyms: banish, exile, expatriate, deport, transport, extradite

These verbs mean to send away from a country or state. Banish applies to forced departure from a country by official decree: The spy was found guilty of treason and banished from the country.

Exile specifies voluntary or involuntary departure from one's own country because of adverse circumstances: The royal family was exiled after the uprising.

Expatriate pertains to departure that is sometimes forced but often voluntary and may imply change of citizenship: She was expatriated because of her political beliefs.

Deport denotes the official act of expelling an alien: The foreigner was deported for entering the country illegally.

Transport pertains to sending a criminal abroad, usually to a penal colony: Offenders were transported to Devil's Island.

Extradite applies to the delivery of an accused or convicted person to the state or country having jurisdiction over him or her: The court will extradite the terrorists.

banish [ˈbænɪʃ]

vb (tr)

1. (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) to expel from a place, esp by an official decree as a punishment

2. to drive away to banish gloom


re·al·ism [ree-uh-liz-uhm] Show IPA



interest in or concern for the actual or real, as distinguished from the abstract, speculative, etc.


the tendency to view or represent things as they really are.


Fine Arts .


treatment of forms, colors, space, etc., in such a manner as to emphasize their correspondence to actuality or to ordinary visual experience. Compare idealism ( def. 4 ) , naturalism ( def. 2 ) .


( usually initial capital letter ) a style of painting and sculpture developed about the mid-19th century in which figures and scenes are depicted as they are experienced or might be experienced in everyday life.


Literature .


a manner of treating subject matter that presents a careful description of everyday life, usually of the lower and middle classes.


a theory of writing in which the ordinary, familiar, or mundane aspects of life are represented in a straightforward or matter-of-fact manner that is presumed to reflect life as it actually is. Compare naturalism ( def. 1b ) .


Philosophy .


the doctrine that universals have a real objective existence. Compare conceptualism, nominalism.


the doctrine that objects of sense perception have an existence independent of the act of perception. Compare idealism ( def. 5a ) .





1. making claims or pretensions to superior importance or rights; overbearingly assuming; insolently proud: an arrogant public official.

characterized by or proceeding from arrogance: arrogant claims.

self-confidence, authority, sureness(freedom from doubt; belief in yourself and your abilities) "his assurance in his superiority did not make him popular"; "after that failure he lost his confidence"; "she spoke with authority"

self-con·fi·dence (slfknf-dns)


"Without self-confidence we are as babes in the cradle" (Virginia Woolf).


[self-kon-fi-duhns, self-] Show IPA


1. realistic confidence in one's own judgment, ability, power,etc.

2. excessive or inflated confidence in one's own judgment,ability, etc.

E class is the weakest class of all. Demons of this strength aren't strong or smart but they are very violent. However, their strength is just above that of the average human.
Demons of this rank shown in the series are generally very small or relatively human-sized, but with demonic features. Class E demons can be simple animals that are found in the demon world or younger demons that have little to no real experience yet. As such they are animalistic and focus little on strategy and more on strength due to a large hubris which can easily turn to fear when confronted with a greater force, often they are so weak that they literally dissolve when in the presence of a higher class demon. This pompous nature can be attributed to humans with spiritual awareness who view themselves better then everyone else, almost all the shown psychics share this idiosyncratic. The battle strategy of this level is either brute strength or cunning strategy to force the enemy not to attack, the latter becomes more notable with the introduction of psychics and demonic parasites. These demons also have almost no control over their baser instincts and can become little more then ravenous beasts or vicious animals.
The second to lowest class. Like E class demons, they usually aren't very smart (with a few exceptions) or exceptionally powerful; but their strength and endurance is super-human compared to an average person. However, compared to most demons they are very weak. According to Koenma, Hiei was a high D class when he first fought Yusuke.
The second weakest class of demons, they are very common in the beginning of the series and become less important as more powerful classes are introduced. Most spiritually aware humans are at least D-class aside from those who have gained enough spiritual training.
From what has been seen from the series, D-class are almost always monstrous, standing several feet above human size, although some higher ranked ones of this class are much smaller and more humanoid. The generic personality of this class is overconfidence, sadism (laughing at other's emotional pain rather than physical pain of the higher classes of demons) , idiocy, dishonor and high view of themselves. However, when faced with defeat, they become desperate, even fearful for their lives. The powers of this class are more physical based, so that they can dominate with overwhelming strength, thinking little of strategy. This isn't always the case as both Kurama and Hiei, two former A-class demons, are forced into this rank after losing power due to certain events, and eventually, they regain not only their former rank, but move up to S-class. Thus the system is not set, and demons can move up ranks as they gain power and experience. D class have more control over their instincts than E class and show more prudence in daily life as most D class demons will try to blend in with human society. However they also tend to be even more arrogant than E class because they are amongst the strongest on earth (though still very weak in the demon world). Powerwise D class are superhuman but the level of destruction they can cause is usually no more than simple property damage. (destroying a car, breaking a tree, smashing a wall, etc.) A single D class demon is strong enough to kill a platoon of well trained and well armed soldiers.

C Class
This is about average strength for most demons. They're stronger than the E and D classes, but their power pales in comparison to B class demons and above. These demons are very common and are relatively abundant in both Human and Demon World though more abundant in the demon world as Spirit world keeps a close watch on any demons that are C class or higher.
From what is seen from the series, C-class is the first class to consist of extremely human-like demons, not resulting from a loss of power or transformation, whose only unusual features are different colored hair (or skin) and the occasional non-human feature such as pointed ears or horns. Personality-wise, there is wide variety, there are some that are arrogant and sadistic, but smart enough to not overestimate their strength; or eccentric ones like Chu and Jin who are carefree and optimistic. In short, C-class is the equivalent of normal humans, each with their own personality and views on life, but still have an interest in battle and retain instincts to guide them, while they rely more complex strategy to defeat enemies, rather then the threats of E-class and physical power of D-class. Aside from power, what further sets C class apart from D and E class is the fact that C class demons have a level of mastery over their demon energy. They can use energy based attacks and manifest specialized abilities that the D and E class demons are incapable of. Most C-class in the series have either risen to A-class and above, or have died due to their overconfidence. Those who reach Upper C Class and are close to becoming B Class are capable of mass destruction, this was shown when Yusuke when restrained to Upper C Class by his spirit cuffs, but he managed to destroy a portion of the dark tournament and leveled a portion of the forest he when blasted Younger Touguro with a powerful Spirit Gun. A single C class demon can destroy a small town or kill a small army of soldiers without serious trouble.
E,D and C classes are near worthless unless they have high intellect

B Class
This class is where the strength level skyrockets and is the beginning of the upper class demon strength, where the difference between two classes is absolutely enormous. B classes are far more powerful than C classes, but they still can't compete with the higher classes. This is in most cases the strongest class of demon that can be found in human world, as any higher class can't pass through the Keikai barrier net between the human and demon worlds. The only time a higher class demon will be found in the Human world is if the Barrier is down, a lower class demon raises their strength while in human world, or a higher class of demon wears an organic device that downgrades their power, as Hokushin did when he first met Yusuke.
B-class are much more intelligent then the C-classes, and could be classified as intellectually superior to humans, only to be less intelligent than wise A-classes that have experience on their side, and the omnipotent S-classes, as such they have planning capabilities and can team up with other demons, setting their egos aside to a better cause. This is probably due to the immense control and dicipline it takes to contain and properly use their powers. Along with this greater power come greater perception and enhanced senses. At B class, demons (and humans) gain greater extra-sensory awareness with some instances bordering on claravoyance. However, they are still instinctive and have a primitive lust for sadism and battle as seen with Younger Toguro, Karasu and Bui who have the ability to calm it to the point that they appear composed, or because of their intelligence, become extremely overconfident and prone to rage when they are bested as seen with Elder Toguro, Shishiwakamaru and Suzuka. The demons of this class have been shown to be almost identical to a human except with a few non-human features, like oddly colored hair, a few horns and large size. One B-class, Itsuki is so intelligent, that he has developed human like emotions like a sense of humor, a twisted desire of something pure becoming depraved, and love, it is implied that he might have been in the midpoint of becoming an A-class. Humans who reached this level also keep their emotions in check, and are capable of complex strategies. B class demons are capable of wiping out small countries and only the most powerful of weapons could be used to destroy them.

A Class
The second to highest class, beings possessing A class strength level are almost exclusive to demon world while the Keikai barrier is up; the only exceptions are if a human attains this strength, a demon achieves this level in human world, or the barrier is removed. Prior to the Keikai barrier's removal A class demons could not move between the worlds without aid. While exceptionally powerful and rare in the human world, they are relatively common in the demon world. However, compared to the power of an S class demon they are very weak; so weak in fact that they are used as mere foot soldiers of the Three Kings.
From the demons of this class seen in the series, A class are the traditional depiction of demons, with some being humanoid with various inhuman features such as horns, fins, eyes, etc; to very humanoid beings. From what is observed from the series, A class do not react to instinct, but instead, will use their brains and "senses" to figure in order to judge how strong an opponent is and observe before taking action. As shown, when the first true A class demons that are shown in the series, are shown watching C class (probably more likely D class) gather in mass at the open Keikai barrier to enter the human world, commenting on the simplicity of their lesser brethren, while sensing the overwhelming powers of Sensui, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama in his Yoko form, leave before they become involved in the conflict. Further evidence of their intelligence is in the buildings they have created. In Mukuro's realm, it is a spider-like structure with hellish rooms, healing chambers and altars to ancient gods. Raizen's realm is a huge tower with a separate building in which the king resides, and Yomi's realm is an advanced, futuristic realm with cloning technology, visual aids that display stats, tearooms, a throne room, corridors and large buildings. They also displayed a system of government prior to the Tournament to decide the next King of the Makai. Raizen's was a large training center for the monks that served him and for a resting courters for himself, Mukuro's was a mafia-like militarized state that had healing chambers to restore fallen warriors, and Yomi's was similar to a monarchy, where the nobles would discuss with him, the future state of affairs, while keeping his good graces. Likely due to his ability to hear everything in the kingdom, his territory was relatively peaceful, although there were some political assassinations for certain positions. In conclusion, the A class were comparable to civilized human beings in their culture and ways of thinking. In terms of society, A class demons would compose the upper middle class and are still considered exceptional in even in the demon world. In terms of power, a single A class demon could cause immeasurable destruction in the human world and nothing short of a nuclear weapon could destroy one of them.
This is where raw power starts to matter they can destroy countries.

S Class

Beings in the S class are the highest class (the pinnacle of power in the YuYu Hakusho universe). They are so strong that even a "low" S class's strength could completely devastate Earth. In Demon World, there are only about 20 known. However, in the manga, Mukuro clearly labels Shigure as the weakest of her 77 elite, implying that they are all S class. A middle S class was noted to start to get close and that would achieve upper S in less than 2 years. A single S class is strong enough to defeat a horde of five-hundred upper A classes by themselves with relatively little effort. Sensui's full power was said to be at this level, as was Yusuke's when he came back to life as a demon. Kurama and Hiei also reach S Class during the Three Kings saga.

Being the strongest class and following the class system, they are completely humanoid with some nonhuman features like pointy ears, or horns, or none at all, appearing to be completely human. The general personality of the S-class is to be very reserved, not often letting their emotions decide things, but rather experience. This detaches them from humanity, making them similar to ascended beings, as seen with Yomi, Mukuro and Raizen, three S-classes that have managed to rule the Makai for centuries. As the finale drew nearer, S-classes that have human-like emotions like laid-back natures, grief and respect for their enemy who were all friends of Raizen, showing a complete contrast to the lowest classes that lived in fear, had no respect for one another, let alone their opponents and extreme arrogance. The S-class has displayed some of the most friendly and patient characters in the series, and likely implying a future that demons would one day become similar to this nature. In fact, the most carefree demon of all, Enki becomes the current ruler of all the Makai. Only two humans have reached this level, both Spirit Detectives with special properties, Sensui with his Sacred Energy, and Yusuke with his dual ancestry. Each S-class demon has immense power, earning the fears of the Spirit World, of being capable of destroying the planet, both in immense strength and powerful energy based abilities such as barriers, blasts, and dimension distortions. Unlike the other classes, S class cannot be attained by simple training. It has been showed or implied during the series that in order to achieve S class a Demon must undergow a profound change. This change can be caused by emotion, a special condition unique to the individual, specialized training, or a procedure performed upon them. In essence, a Demon must undergo a fundimental change to achieve S class. In the case of humans, S class power can only be achieved by attaining and mastering sacred energy as it has been stated that spirit energy has limits to it's growth. (In the instance of Yusuke, it was his demonic transformation that allowed him to attain S Class. With Kuwabara, it's the fact that he gained specialized power due to his exposure to the Demon Gate)

Yusuke Urameshi sacred energy 1,000,000.00 is no whee near prime Raizen 20,000,000.00 sacred energy has greater impact yes.






near death



Enki, Kokou, Kujou, Natsume, Souketsu Shuu, Saizou, Tetsuzan and Den-Hou

1,000,000 plus




start-Genkai's Tournament

Yusuke Urameshi


grew -Post-Hokushin training


sacred energy


topped off

Toya,Chu,Jin,Shishiwakamaru and Suzuki







1,902- 8,902









rage based


787,000 -1,000,000







Universe 18 is cannon 16 is cannon dragonball that alters some. 9 all use -Kaio-Ken no Saiyan, Kaio-Ken is North's style it is known to Goku used by him yes but north can teach it to who ever he wants

Great Ape- x10

Super Saiyan- x50

Full Powered Super Saiyan- 2x Super Saiyan

Ascended Super Saiyan- x75

Ultra Super Saiyan- x125

Super Saiyan 2- x100 or x200

Super Saiyan 3- x400 or x800

Legendary Super Saiyan- x100 (x2 per minute)

Frost Demon

Fifth Form- x3


Super Heran- x1.5

Neko Majinn

Super Neko Majin- x50


Dance Fusion: (A B) x 1000. Conditions must be ideal (i.e. identical or near identical powers) for full boost.

Universe 1

1. South Kaioshin: 35,000,000,000

2. West Kaioshin: 5,000,000,000

3. North Kaioshin: 4,000,000,000

4. Grand Kaioshin: 3,000,000,000

5. East Kaioshin: 2,000,000,000

Universe 2

1. Akira Toriyama, his creations:

--Not his creations- 5

2. Neko Majin Z- 100,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 5,000,000,000

3. Arale. 1,000,000

4. Belzebuub: 8,000

5. Sun Wukong: 6,000

6. Mary Sue: 5,000

Universe 3

1. Tapion- 500

--Using Hirudegarn's Power- ???

2. Dr. Raichi- ???

3. King Piccolo- ???

4. Bardock- 12,500,000

--Super Saiyan- 625,000,000

Universe 4

1. Zen Buu: 60,000,000,000,000

Universe 5

1. XXI- ???

Universe 6

1. Mai (Charged): 7,000,000,000

2. Bojack- 3,600,000,000

--Super Bojack- 5,400,000,000

3. Zangya- 2,700,000,000

4. Bujin- 2,400,000,000

5. Kat- 10,000

6. Syd- 500

Universe 7

1. Gast Carloch

-- supressed vs Second Cell Jr. - 25,000,000,000

-- Full power - ???

Universe 8

1. King Cold-

--Second Form- 60,000,000

--Third Form- 240,000,000

--Fourth Form (true form)- 600,000,000

2. Cooler-

--100% Power- 80,000,000

--Fifth Form- 200,000,000

3. Freeza-

--100% Power- 120,000,000

4. Salza: 170,000

5. Recoome: 64,000

6. Jeice: 63,000

7. Burter: 62,000

8. Cui: 18,000

9. Appule: 2,500

Universe 9

1. Yamcha: 800,000,000

2. Tien- 12,000,000

--Kaio-Ken x10- 120,000,000

--Kaio-Ken x20- 240,000,000

3. Krillin- 10,000,000

--Kaio-Ken x10- 100,000,000

--Kaio-Ken x20- 200,000,000

4. Videl- 7,000,000

--Kaio-Ken x10- 70,000,000

--Kaio-Ken x20- 140,000,000

Trunks- 5,000,000

--Kaio-Ken x10- 50,000,000

Universe 10

1. King Vegeta- 18,000

--Ozaru- 180,000

2. Bardock- 10,000

--Ozaru- 100,000

3. Nail- 60,000

Universe 11

1. Fat Buu: 32,000,000,000

2. Dabura: 3,750,000,000

Universe 12

1. Trunks- 100,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 5,000,000,000

--Ultra Super Saiyan- 12,500,000,000

2. Android 16- 750,000,000

Universe 13

1. Vegeta- 90,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 4,500,000,000

-- Super Saiyan 2- 9,000,000,000

2. Kakarotto- 60,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 3,000,000,000

3. Nappa: 7,500,000

-- Ozararu- 75,000,000

4. Raditz: 7,500,000

-- Ozarau- 75,000,000

Universe 14

1. Android 18 (energy dwindled over the years)- 270,000,000

2. Android 17 (energy dwindled over the years)- 240,000,000

Universe 16

1. Vegetto- 250,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 12,500,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 2- 25,000,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 3- 100,000,000,000,000

2. Gotenks- 3,600,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 180,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 2- 320,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 3- 1,600,000,000,000

3. Bra- 4,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 200,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 2- 400,000,000,000

4. Gohan- 240,000,000,000

5. Pan- 80,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 4,000,000,000

6. Piccolo- 2,700,000,000

7. Trunks- 45,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 2,250,000,000

8. Goten- 40,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 2,000,000,000

Universe 17

1. Super Perfect Cell-

--Suppressed vs Dabura- 4,000,000,000

--Suppressed vs Bojack- 10,000,000,000

2. Second Cell Junior- 7,500,000,000

3. First Cell Junior- 2,500,000,000

Universe 18

1/16 Saiyan-15/16 Human Vegeta Jr and Goku Jr

Super Saiyan Vegeta Jr. fights Super Saiyan Goku Jr

1. Gotenks- 3,600,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 180,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 2- 320,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 3- 1,600,000,000,000

2. Gohan- 240,000,000,000

3. Goku- 150,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 7,500,000,000

--Super Saiyan 2- 15,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 3- 60,000,000,000

4. Vegeta- 150,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 7,500,000,000

--Super Saiyan 2- 15,000,000,000

--Super Saiyan 3- 60,000,000,000

5. Uub- 3,750,000,000

--Kaioken x5- 18,750,000,000

--Kaioken x10- 37,500,000,000

--Kaioken x20 - 75,000,000,000

6. Piccolo- 2,700,000,000

7. Trunks- 45,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 2,250,000,000

8. Goten- 40,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 2,000,000,000

9. Pan- 32,000,000

--Super Saiyan- 1,600,000,000

Universe 19

Universe 20

1. Legendary Super Saiyan Broly-

--Initial- 2,500,000,000,000

--Beginning of battle- 5,000,000,000,000

--Middle of battle- 11,250,000,000,000

--End of battle- 40,000,000,000,000

Majin Buu Scouter 1,000,000,000 Scouter Battle Taikan Kamehameha Punch Power

Scouter 1,150,000,000 Scouter Battle Taikan Kamehameha

Kid Buu Kuroda-40

Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn Super Saiyan 2,500,000,000

Super Gogeta

Frieza Frieza: "...is over 1 million!" Second form Over 1,000,000 Vol. 25, #296 Episode 78 Episode 64

Scouter Second form 30,000 Gekishin Freeza Kibano-85

Frieza Scouter Second form 1,000,000 Super Saiya Densetsu

Frieza Scouter Second form 530,000 Goku Gekitoden

Frieza Stated in character description Fighting Frieza Over 1,000,000 Daizenshuu 7

Piccolo Scouter Third form 40,000 Gekishin Freeza


Frieza Scouter Third form 1,550,000 Super Saiya Densetsu

Frieza Scouter Third form 1,100,000 Goku Gekitoden

Frieza Stated in section "The Evolution of Goku's Power Level" Fighting Frieza 3,000,000 Daizenshuu 7

Goku Scouter Final form 50,000 Gekishin Freeza

Frieza Scouter Final form 1,700,000 Super Saiya Densetsu

Frieza Scouter Final form 2,500,000 Goku Gekitoden

Frieza Stated in section "The Evolution of Goku's Power Level" 50% Power 60,000,000 Daizenshuu 7

Frieza 3,000,000 (Daizenshuu 7) x 10 = 30,000,000 Kaio-ken x10 30,000,000

Goku 3,000,000 (Daizenshuu 7) x 20 = 60,000,000 Kaio-ken x20 60,000,000

Goku Stated in section "The Evolution of Goku's Power Level" Super Saiyan 150,000,000 Daizenshuu 7

Goku Scouter 100% Power 3,000,000 Super Saiya Densetsu

Frieza Scouter 100% Power 5,000,000 Goku Gekitoden

Frieza Stated in section "The Evolution of Goku's Power Level" 100% Power 120,000,000 Daizenshuu 7 & Scouter Battle Taikan Kamehameha


100% Power 12,000,000 Dragon Ball Z: Sagas

this was put here for reference it largely to show that power it self does not usually matter.

The analysis below can be used to fit most protagonist and antagonist characters with adjustments to the scenario. The primary function of this analysis is to divulge how and why characters are written the way they are. With minimal questioning from a reader as to why it's done in the way that it is.

Barrie's Pan is an over extended male bravado has a nonchalant, devil-may-care attitude, and is fearlessly cocky when it comes to putting himself in danger. Disney's selfish until retelling with Hook but that's something else all together Barrie’s peter didn’t come from what is now considered standard for far the forever young kid Barrie’s while it has those themes is somber and muted background not as cheerful as what it transmuted into Sakura and Hinata are odd inversions of Wendy Tinker Bell and Tiger Lily. Captain Hook is Orochimaru, Obito, Madara Orochimaru though is somewhat like Peter. Sasuke in a way is Mr. Smee in that when Naruto finds something out through a perceived mistake, but Sasuke says I'm not you. But did Sasuke somehow have that information gained from Naruto's 'mistake' Sasuke's in action in these situations say no. Barrie's Pan and Walt’s Pan have similarities but Walt has own comments on culture in his 1953. Less sexism is in things like the Dragon Ball series but it’s still there.


On the favorites list most stories have no reviews stories are mostly to read reviews to gauges peoples reaction to whatever story is tagged

There are countless reviews that such and such a person is a fan boy of person A and reviewer B states the whoever ever is a fanboy of person B This is possibly followed by some ridicules irrational insult the both reviewers go to a different story and leave what is basically the same review of that story they don’t realize by what they stated they sound . Just like the ‘fanboy’ they left the comment about it’s actually quite funny that they do not notice this. But if several comments like this are seen the story will be read once.

Favorite’s list stories are mostly listed to read reviews to gauge people’s psychology, There examples of this range near the thousands often reviews will not be left comments on in consistencies may be pointed out but no review will be left unless some sort of pattern is noted.

Naruto is exuberant, brash, inattentive, and heedless to formality or social standings. However, whenever someone dear to him is in trouble or the situation calls for it, Naruto can be very serious, and will instantly try to come to their aid. He is also somewhat perverted.

Naruto learns through his body, as he is relatively naive, simple, and being slow to understand a principle or situation, which often requires an oversimplified analogy in order to grasp what is being explained to him Overall, Naruto responds best to competition and has a great self-confidence, loudly proclaiming that he will master whatever technique he is learning within a fraction of the usual time. Naruto is boisterous and relatively thick.

Deception and Strategy

Although Naruto's intelligence is greatly downplayed for most of the series, his skills in deception and strategy are actually extremely high. According to Kakashi, this is all thanks to his cunning and imagination as a former prankster, which allows him to fool perceptive and dangerous jōnin-level shinobi like Zabuza Momochi in Part I and even defeat S-rank ninja such as Kakuzu and Pain in Part II. He also possesses the ability to formulate complex plans in the midst of battle. Naruto's strategies typically involve shadow clones; either directing his opponent's attentions towards one of his clones to disguise his own movements, transforming them into various shapes such as shuriken, to allow for surprise attacks, or making himself seem predictable by creating a pattern, just to surprise them by breaking it (examples being when Naruto fooled Neji and Kakuzu into thinking the shadow clone furthest away from danger was the real him, or variations using the Shadow Shuriken Technique).

His deceptive skills were first best displayed in Team 7's first battle against Zabuza; he came up with the strategy to disguise himself as a Fūma Shuriken in order to free Kakashi from Zabuza's Water Prison Technique. During the preliminaries of the Chūnin Exams, Naruto was even able to get around Kiba's sensitive nose by fooling him visually. These skills were shown to have increased exponentially by the time of his battle with Pain, allowing him to prevail through an elaborate and highly unpredictable array of back-up plans, such as transforming his clones to mimic the environment. He also used the Shadow Shuriken Technique and the Transformation Technique to turn himself into a Rasenshuriken to temporarily neutralise the Preta Path while his real Rasenshuriken went to attack the Deva Path, while a clone attacked the Naraka Path from above with a Sage Technique: Spiralling Serial Spheres. When Naruto caught his second wind against Kurama to bypass its hatred completely, he systematically used the Sage Art: Many Ultra-Big Ball Spiralling Serial Spheres, Wind Release: Rasenshuriken and his mother's chakra chains to push Kurama's chakra out of its body from a safe distance to absorb it into his own body. During his fight with the reincarnated Third Raikage, knowing the speed of the Raikage is great, he tricks the Raikage into dodging the first Rasenshuriken, his true intentions being to use Kurama's chakra arm to redirect it and throw it at him from behind. Even after the second attempt fails, Naruto still has the where-with-all to attack the Kage with a third at point blank range before he can even get decent footing to dodge. After speaking with Gyūki about his battle with the Third Raikage he deduced that the latter injured himself with his own Nukite and used this to his advantage by slamming a Rasengan to the side of his arm forcing the Raikage to impale himself with his own technique. When he learned the location of the chakra receivers on Tobi's Six Paths of Pain, he immediately formed a plan to drop them. Testing it out on Rōshi, he nearly destroyed the chakra receiver if not for Han's interference He then forms a two-fold plan to release Son Gokū from Tobi's control, attacking from the outside in Nine-Tails Chakra Mode, pulling the receiver, while using Sage Mode from the inside to try to push it out]

Naruto can also be quite innovative, using his clones to master advanced techniques. Examples of this include a two-man Rasengan, three-man Rasenshuriken, using clones to perform senjutsu and using chakra arms to perform the Tailed Beast Rasengan.

Nowhere in there does it say he has an I. Q. of five. He is however reckless and ill informed. Sasuke acts in all most the same manner. But not to such a degree as Naruto. It seems every time Naruto displays any sort of intelligence someone in always there to call him an idiot that would get annoying.


Databook Ninjutsu Taijutsu Genjutsu Intelligence Strength Speed Stamina Hand seals Total

First 2 1.5 1 1 2 2 4 1 14.5

Second 3 2 1 1.5 3 3 4 1 18.5

Third 4 3.5 2 3 3.5 3.5 5 1.5 26

Rin Nohara

Databook Ninjutsu Taijutsu Genjutsu Intelligence Strength Speed Stamina Hand seals Total

Second 3.5 1.5 2.5 4 1 2 2.5 4 21


Databook Ninjutsu Taijutsu Genjutsu Intelligence Strength Speed Stamina Hand seals Total

Third 5 3.5 5 5 3.5 4.5 3.5 5 35

By numbers alone anything from 23 to 35 is Jōnin

Kankurō considered Part II: a Jōnin
Databook Ninjutsu Taijutsu Genjutsu Intelligence Strength Speed Stamina Hand seals Total
First 3.5 1.5 1.5 2 2.5 2 2.5 3.5 19
Second 4 2.5 2 3.5 3 2 3.5 4 24.5
Third 4 3 2 3.5 3.5 2.5 4 4 26.5
26 Naruto 31.5 Sasuke by the numbers if Kankurō is Jōnin then so are Naruto and Sasuke with out rank. but that is by numbers only.

Naruto and Kankurō skills are higher and lower in some areas but they are virtualy identical in total stats so to say Naruto is unskilled is to say that Kankurō is too we only se him use a limited skill set.

Personality Naruto Kurama compared to Yū Yū Hakusho Kurama and Kitsune myth.

kitsune refers to them in this context. Stories depict them as intelligent beings and as possessing magical abilities that increase with their age and wisdom. Foremost among these is the ability to assume human form. While some folktales speak of kitsune employing this ability to trick others—as foxes in folklore often do other stories portray them as faithful guardians, friends, lovers, and wives.

Kitsune are commonly portrayed as lovers, usually in stories involving a young human male and a kitsune who takes the form of a human woman.

Naruto's Kurama Kishimoto was mainly inspired to create Kurama based on the character with the same name from the manga series Yū Yū Hakusho. Kurama cynical and shrewd, with a distinct sense of honour and pride. expressed intense hatred and distrust for humans.

Yū Yū Hakusho Yoko Kurama Shuichi Minamino Kurama is the most calculating, cunning and analytical member of the main characters and perhaps in the whole series. He is able to carefully look past his feelings and see the real situation at hand, A calm, collective and friendly personality that belied his sinister, wrathful and hateful feelings towards those who had wronged or hurt him in the past. Kurama is very similar to Kenshin, of the Rurouni Kenshin series, in both appearance and personality. Kurama even receives a cross-shaped wound, on the left side of his face from Roto during the Dark Tournament, much like Kenshin's trademark scar. Both Kurama and Kenshin have uttered the phrase "Suicide is not the answer" at one point.

He bared a profound feeling of respect and platonic love towards his friends and family, and would never sacrifice their lives in order to achieve his own, personal goals. Naruto is very much like him in this particular trait.

Naruto side by side,

Tsunade was cynical of anyone with dreams, especially those who want to become Hokage believing that it was a futile dream.

Ōnoki is a very proud, headstrong, and boastful individual. Because of his age, he is also somewhat frail, with constant complaints about hip and back pains.

A is very caring and protective towards his younger not brother but assigned partner despite Killer B's status as a jinchūriki, and wept at the idea of his younger brother being captured by Akatsuki. However, when Killer B's ploy to use the affair to have a vacation was discovered, A was furious and swore to punish his little brother for it. He claims, that as the Raikage, he has made peace with the idea of having to kill his brother if the situation ever called for it He is also headstrong and somewhat easily aggravated, has very little patience,stern and decisive .

Jiraiya His reason for refusing the position was, among other things, that he felt unworthy to take the role, since he had failed to save either of the previous Hokage from dying, as well as him having to conduct more "research" been known to show off.

Jiraiya and Naruto became friendly on their trip that's when Naruto's respect for Jiraiya grew and they developed a father son bond. Aside from Naruto's natural willingness to make friends with anyone or try.

Are these traits really that different from Naruto that they aren't seen by writers that bash Naruto himself.

By, those descriptions Naruto is more like Ōnoki and A and somewhat like Jiraiya but a lot closer to the two shadows of the other nations in terms of core persona.


Your Customers Don't Care About Your Product

At least, they don't yet. Being the latest and greatest may make you feel good, but until you connect to your customers' needs and desires, they won't care at all. "Build it and they will come" only works in movies - you need to connect with the daily lives of your customers if you ever hope to have an impact.

To become successful as a business owner, focus on building customer personas and understanding the true daily lives of your potential customers. Focus your branding and promotion on them, not you, and you'll find that, eventually, you have all the attention you need.


This type of manga translates as "fan-work" (literally "same-person-writing") Doujinshi is unofficial manga that is made and produced by fans of an original series, or a self-published manga.


Gekiga means "dramatic pictures". This type of manga is more experimental or literary.


This manga is sexually hardcore manga. Hentai is Japanese for "perverted" or "perversion". (adult content)


Josei is manga aimed at adult women. (adult content). It is derived from the English "Lady Comic"


Seinen (literally "adult") is the exact same thing as Josei except for males. (adult content)

Shōujo (少女)

Shōujo (literally "young girl"), Not Shōjo(処女), shojo means virgin、 is manga aimed at young females up to the age 18. These series tend to focus on romance and relationships from a young female's point of view.


This is almost the same as shojo except it is mostly action, sports or romance for males up to age 18. It translates literally as "boy".

There is a lot of male hate in all manga some genres not so much but Shōnen there’s misaandry in principal because of Tsundere is common now common in all manga genre.


This kind of manga is for little children that are just learning to read. Kodomo translates literally as "child".

Shōujo-ai / Yuri

This manga is based on female/female romantic relationships. Shōuo-ai translates literally as "Girl-love", though it should be noted that in Japan itself, this term has a different meaning, referring to pedophilia. Yuri translates literally as "Lily". In Japan, the term GL (Girl Love) is sometimes used.

Shōnen-ai / Yaoi

This manga is the same as Shōjo-ai / Yuri except it's boy/boy relationships. Shōnen-ai translates as "Boy-love" (same disclaimer as for shōjo-ai). Yaoi is an acronym of yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi (no climax, no punch-line, no meaning). BL (Boy Love) is sometimes used in Japan for this type e.g Matt Friend and Dan Vought.


For this novel the two types of hero chosen.


A certain class of Hero is an exception to the rule that the Hero is usually the character who undergoes the most change. These are catalyst Heroes, central figures who may act heroically, but who do not change much themselves because their main function is to bring about transformation in others. Like a true catalyst in chemistry, they bring about a change in a system without being changed themselves. A good example is Eddie Murphy's character Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cop. His personality is already fully formed and distinctive at the story's beginning. He doesn't have much of a character arc because he has nowhere to go. He doesn't learn or change much in the course of the story, but he does bring about change in his Beverly Hills cop buddies, Taggart and Rosewood. By comparison they have relatively strong character arcs, from being uptight and by-the-book to being hip and streetwise, thanks to Axel's influence. In fact, although Axel is the central figure, the villains main opponent, and the character with the best lines and the most screen time, it could be argued that he is not the true Hero, but the Mentor of the piece, while young Rosewood (Judge Reinhold) is the actual Hero because he learns the most. Catalyst Heroes are especially useful in continuing stories such as episodic TV shows and sequels. Like The Lone Ranger or Superman, these Heroes undergo few internal changes, but primarily act to help others or guide them in their growth. Of course it's a good idea once in a while to give even these characters some moments of growth and change to help keep them fresh and believable.


In contrast to the group-oriented Hero is the loner Western Hero such as Shane, Clint Eastwood's Man with No Name, John Wayne's Ethan in The Searchers, or The Lone Ranger. With this Hero type, the stories begin with the Heroes estranged from society. Their natural habitat is the wilderness, their natural state is solitude. Their journey is one of re-entry into the group (Act One); adventure within the group, on the group's normal turf (Act Two); and return to isolation in the wilderness (Act Three). For them the Special World of Act Two is the tribe or village, which they visit briefly but in which they are always uncomfortable. The wonderful shot of John Wayne at the end of The Searchers sums up the energy of this Hero type. Wayne is framed in a cabin doorway as an outsider forever cut off from the joys and comforts of the family. This kind of Hero need not be limited to Westerns. It can be used effectively in dramas or action movies where a loner detective is tempted back into adventure, where a hermit or retired person is called back into society, or where an emotionally isolated person is challenged to re-enter the world of relationships. As with group-oriented Heroes, the loner Heroes have the final choice of returning to their initial state (solitude), or remaining in the Special World of Act Two. Some Heroes begin as loners and end as group-oriented Heroes who elect to stay with the group.

MENTOR (Wise Old Man or Woman)


In some Westerns or film noir stories the hero is an experienced, hardened character nwho has no need for a Mentor or guide. He has internalized the archetype and it now lives within him as an inner code of behavior. The Mentor may be the unspoken code of the gunfighter, or the secret notions of honor harbored by Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe. A code of ethics may be a disembodied manifestation of the Mentor archetype guiding the hero's actions. It's not uncommon for a hero to make reference to a Mentor who meant something to him earlier in life, even if there's no actual Mentor character in the story. A hero may remember, "My mother/ father/ grandfather/drill sergeant used to say...," and then call to mind the bit of wisdom that will become critical in solving the problem of the story. The energy of the Mentor archetype also may be invested in a prop such as a book or other artifact that guides the hero in the quest.


In certain stories the power of the Mentor archetype can be used to mislead the

audience. In thrillers the mask of a Mentor is sometimes a decoy used to lure the hero into danger. Or in an anti-heroic gangster picture such as The Public Enemy or Goodfellas, where every conventional heroic value is inverted, an anti-Mentor appears To guide the anti-hero on the road to crime and destruction.

Another inversion of this archetype's energy is a special kind of Threshold

Guardian An example is found in

Romancing the Stone, where Joan Wilder's witchy, sharp-tongued agent is to all appearances a Mentor, guiding her career and giving her advice about men. But when Joan is about to cross the threshold to adventure, the agent tries to stop her, warning her of the dangers and casting doubt in her mind. Rather than motivating her like a true

Mentor, the agent becomes an obstacle in the hero's path. This is psychologically true to life, for often we must overcome or outgrow the energy of our best teachers nin order to move to the next stage of development.


1. Threshold Guardians are usually not the main villains or antagonists in

stories. Often they will be lieutenants of the villain, lesser thugs or mercenaries hired to guard access to the chiefs headquarters. They may also be neutral figures who are simply part of the landscape of the Special World. In rare cases they may be secret helpers placed in the hero's path to test her willingness and skill.

There is often a symbiotic relationship between a villain and a Threshold Guardian. In nature, a powerful animal such as a bear will sometimes tolerate a smaller animal such as a fox nesting at the entrance of its lair. The fox, with its strong smell and sharp teeth, tends to keep other animals from wandering into the cave while the bear is sleeping.

The fox also serves as an early warning system for the bear by making a racket if something tries to enter the cave. In similar fashion, villains of stories often rely on underlings such as doorkeepers, bouncers, bodyguards, sentries, gunslingers, or mercenaries to protect and warn them when a hero approaches the Threshold of the villain's stronghold.

2. One of the most effective ways of dealing with a Threshold Guardian is to get into the skin" of the opponent, like a hunter entering into the mind of a stalked animal. The Plains Indians wore buffalo skins to sneak within bow-shot of the bison herd. The hero may get past a Threshold Guardian by entering into its spirit or taking on its appearance. A good example is in Act Two of The Wizard of Oz, when the Tin Woodsman, Cowardly Lion, and Scarecrow come to the Wicked Witch's cased to rescue the kidnapped Dorothy. The situation looks bleak. Dorothy's inside a strong cased defended by a regiment of fierce-looking soldiers who march up and down singing "Oh-Ee-Oh." There's no possible way for the three friends to defeat such a large force.

In stories, Threshold Guardians take on a fantastic array of forms. They may be border guards, sentinels, night watchmen, lookouts, bodyguards, banditos, editors, doormen, bouncers, entrance examiners, or anyone whose function is to temporarily block the way of the hero and test her powers. The energy of the Threshold Guardian may not be embodied as a character, but may be found as a prop, architectural feature, animal, or force of nature that blocks and tests the hero. Learning how to deal with Threshold Guardians is one of the major tests of the Hero's Journey.

There are some other mentor types aside from these two.



The Herald may be a positive, negative, or neutral figure. In some stories the Herald is the villain or his emissary, perhaps issuing a direct challenge to the hero, or trying to dupe the hero into getting involved. In the thriller Arabesque, the Herald is the private secretary of the villain who tries to lure the hero, a college professor of modest means, into danger with a tempting offer of work. In some cases, a villainous Herald may announce the challenge not to the hero but to the audience. In Star Wars the first appearance of Darth Vader, as he captures Princess Leia, proclaims to the audience that something is out of balance before the hero, Luke Skywalker, has even appeared.

In other stories the Herald is an agent of the forces of good, calling the hero to a positive adventure. The Herald s mask may be worn temporarily by a character who mainly embodies some other archetype. A Mentor frequently acts as a Herald who issues a challenge to the hero. The Herald may be a hero's loved one or Ally, or someone neutral to the hero, such as a Trickster or Threshold Guardian.



As with the other archetypes, Shapeshifting is a function or a mask that may be worn by any character in a story. A hero may wear the mask in a romantic situation.

Richard Gere, in An Officer and a Gentleman, puts on airs and tells a hat-full of lies to impress Debra Winger. He temporarily acts as a Shapeshifter although he is the hero of the piece.

Sometimes a hero must become a Shapeshifter to escape a trap or get past a Threshold Guardian. In Sister Act, Whoopi Goldberg s character, a Las Vegas lounge singer, disguises herself as a Catholic nun to keep from being killed as a witness to a mob murder.

Villains or their allies may wear the Shapeshifter mask to seduce or confuse a hero. The wicked queen in Snow White assumes the form of an old crone to trick the hero into eating a poisoned apple.

Shapeshifting is also a natural attribute of other archetypes such as Mentors and Tricksters. Merlin, Mentor of the King Arthur stories, frequently changes shape to aid Arthur s cause. The goddess Athena in The Odyssey assumes the appearance of many different humans to help Odysseus and his son.


Shadows need not be totally evil or wicked. In fact, it's better if they are human ized by a touch of goodness, or by some admirable quality. The Disney animated ncartoons are memorable for their villains, such as Captain Hook in Peter Pan, the demon in Fantasia, the beautiful but wicked queen from Snow White, the glamorous fairy Maleficent in The Sleeping Beauty, and Cruelle D'Eville in One Hundred and One Dalmatians. They are even more deliciously sinister because of their dashing, powerful, beautiful, or elegant qualities.



Ancient folktales tell of Allies even among the dead. The name for the band "The Grateful Dead" had its origins in a folktale term for the dead who give aid to living people in gratitude for doing something to set their souls at rest, such as paying a debt to give them decent burial. The Helpful Ghost is the title of a romance novel by Sheila Rosalind Allen in which a ghost sorts out romantic matters in an old house.


Another folktale Ally motif is the "helpful servant," a stock character in tales of romance who helps the hero achieve his or her goal by carrying love letters and messages or providing disguises, hideaways, escape routes, and alibis. D'Artagnan's long-suffering valet Planchet is one of the helpful servants in The Three Musketeers and Dudley Moore's butler, played by stately John Gielgud, performs the role in Arthur.

Batman's butler Alfred serves many roles and it should be noted that the Ally function can easily overlap with that of the Mentor, as Allies occasionally step up to the higher function of guiding the hero in spiritual or emotional matters.


It's known to be funny someone may laugh ,but that doesn't mean a joke couldn't have been told better. Dopey does not mean funny. Funny does not mean foolish. Just be because a joke may be funny does not mean ti will get a laugh..

Tricksters are often catalyst characters, who affect the lives of others but are unchanged themselves. Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop displays Trickster energy as he stirs up the existing system without changing much himself.

The heroes of comedy, from Charlie Chaplin to the Marx Brothers to the cast of "In Living Color," are Tricksters who subvert the status quo and make us laugh at ourselves. Heroes of other genres must often put on the Trickster mask in order to outwit a Shadow or get around a Threshold Guardian.

Side characters may seem interesting by deductive reasoning, They usually fall into the categories above. They are given backstory to tie in to main plot bonce the role is over they as apposed to deductive reason. If the information given is used a bout a secondary characters there is not much more that can be derived..

If every secondary character is given a detailed backstory worth exaggerated four thousand pages of content to flesh out a minor character. The core plot line would become muddled.

The plot has to focus on a small detailed group in order for a story to end.

Even though it is fan fiction is fair use under copyright law If characters and plots resemble cannon A faficton Author could be liable even if the justification and pending law suit. Is likely to be tossed immediately

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Toneri Ōtsutsuki was almost created for the sole justification of Hinata and Naruto's romantic progression. Witch makes their relationship seem to build too fast they had what twenty four hours to save the planet. It uses Naruto's social denseness for reasoning. Which is explored in depth here. But it forgets that someone can be ignored by the subconscious. intent..

3 Personality Types

• Type A person.

• Type B person.

• Type C person.

• The sanguine.

• The choleric.

• The melancholic.

• The phlegmatic.

Four temperaments is a proto-psychological theory that suggests that there are four fundamental personality types, sanguine (pleasure-seeking and sociable), choleric (ambitious and leader-like), melancholic (analytical and quiet), and phlegmatic (relaxed and peaceful). Most formulations include the possibility of mixtures of the types.

The Greek physician Hippocrates (460–370 BC) incorporated the four temperaments into his medical theories as part of the ancient medical concept of humorism, that four bodily fluids affect human personality traits and behaviors. Later discoveries in biochemistry have led modern medicine science to reject the theory of the four temperaments, although some personality type systems of varying scientific acceptance continue to use four or more categories of a similar nature.


1 History and development

2 The four temperament types

o 2.1 Sanguine

o 2.2 Choleric

o 2.3 Melancholic

o 2.4 Phlegmatic

3 Decline in popularity

4 Contemporary writings

5 Cultural references

6 See also

7 References

8 Further reading

9 External links

History and development

Temperament theory has its roots in the ancient four humors theory. It may have origins in ancient Egypt[1] or Mesopotamia[2] but it was the Greek physician Hippocrates (460–370 BC) who developed it into a medical theory. He believed certain human moods, emotions and behaviors were caused by an excess or lack of body fluids (called "humors"): blood, yellow bile, black bile, and phlegm. Next, Galen (AD 131–200) developed the first typology of temperament in his dissertation De temperamentis, and searched for physiological reasons for different behaviors in humans. He classified them as hot/cold and dry/wet taken from the Four Elements.[3] There could also be "balance" between the qualities, yielding a total of nine temperaments. The word "temperament" itself comes from Latin "temperare", "to mix". In the ideal personality, the complementary characteristics or warm-cool and dry-moist were exquisitely balanced. In four less ideal types, one of the four qualities was dominant over all the others. In the remaining four types, one pair of qualities dominated the complementary pair; for example, warm and moist dominated cool and dry. These latter four were the temperamental categories Galen named "sanguine", "choleric", "melancholic" and "phlegmatic" after the bodily humors, respectively. Each was the result of an excess of one of the humors that produced, in turn, the imbalance in paired qualities.[4[5[6]

Choleric, sanguine, melancholic, and phlegmatic temperaments: 17c., part of the Grande Commande.

In his Canon of Medicine (a standard medical text at many medieval universities), Persian polymath Avicenna (980–1037 AD) extended the theory of temperaments to encompass "emotional aspects, mental capacity, moral attitudes, self-awareness, movements and dreams."[7]

Nicholas Culpeper (1616–1654), described the humours as acting as governing principles in bodily health, with astrological correspondences[8] and explained their influence upon physiognomy and personality.[9] Culpeper proposed that, while some people had a single temperament, others had an admixture of two, a primary and secondary temperament.[10] Immanuel Kant (1724–1804), Rudolf Steiner (1861–1925), Alfred Adler (1879–1937), Erich Adickes (1866–1925), Eduard Spranger (1914), Ernst Kretschmer (1920), and Erich Fromm (1947) all theorized on the four temperaments (with different names) and greatly shaped our modern theories of temperament. Hans Eysenck (1916–1997) was one of the first psychologists to analyze personality differences using a psycho-statistical method (factor analysis), and his research led him to believe that temperament is biologically based. The factors he proposed in his book Dimensions of Personality were Neuroticism (N) which was the tendency to experience negative emotions, and the second was Extraversion (E) which was the tendency to enjoy positive events, especially social ones. By pairing the two dimensions, Eysenck noted how the results were similar to the four ancient temperaments.

Other researchers developed similar systems, many of which did not use the ancient temperament names, and several paired extroversion with a different factor, which would determine relationship/task-orientation. Examples are DiSC assessment, social styles, and a theory that adds a fifth temperament. One of the most popular today is the Keirsey Temperament Sorter, whose four temperaments were based largely on the Greek gods Apollo, Dionysus, Epimetheus and Prometheus, and were mapped to the 16 types of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI). They were renamed as Artisan (SP), Guardian (SJ), Idealist (NF), and Rational (NT). Rather than using extroversion and introversion (E/I) and task/people focus, like other theories, KTS mapped the temperaments to "Sensing" and "Intuition" (S/N, renamed "concrete" and "abstract") with a new pair category, "cooperative" and "pragmatic" . When "Role-Informative" and "Role-Directive" (corresponding to orientation to people or to task), and finally E/I are factored in, you attain the 16 types. Finally, the Interaction Styles of Linda V. Berens combines Directing and Informing with E/I to form another group of "styles" which greatly resemble the ancient temperaments, and these are mapped together with the Keirsey Temperaments onto the 16 types.

Modern medical science has rejected the theories of the four temperaments, though their use persists as a metaphor within certain psychological fields.[11]

Relation of various four temperament theories












Socially useful




The four temperament types

Each of the four types of humors corresponded in ancient times to a different personality type. These were associated with a domination of various biological functions. Lievegoed suggested that the temperaments come to clearest manifestation in childhood, between approximately 6 and 14 years of age, after which they become subordinate (though still influential) factors in personality.[13]


The sanguine temperament is traditionally associated with air. People with this temperament tend to be lively, sociable, carefree, talkative, and pleasure-seeking. They may be warm-hearted and optimistic. They can make new friends easily, be imaginative and artistic, and often have many ideas.[14[15] They can be flighty and changeable; thus sanguine personalities may struggle with following tasks all the way through and be chronically late or forgetful.[16]

Pedagogically, they can be best reached through awakening their love for a subject and admiration of people.[16]


The choleric temperament is traditionally associated with fire. People with this temperament tend to be egocentric and extroverted. They may be excitable, impulsive, and restless, with reserves of aggression, energy, and/or passion, and try to instill that in others. [14[15]

They tend to be task-oriented people and are focused on getting a job done efficiently; their motto is usually "do it now." They can be ambitious, strong-willed and like to be in charge. They can show leadership, are good at planning, and are often practical and solution-oriented.[14] They appreciate receiving respect and esteem for their work.[16:20

Pedagogically, they can be best reached through mutual respect and appropriate challenges that recognize their capacities.[16]


Main article: Melancholia

The melancholic temperament is traditionally associated with the element of earth. People with this temperament may appear serious, introverted, cautious or even suspicious. They can become preoccupied with the tragedy and cruelty in the world and are susceptible to depression and moodiness. They may be focused and conscientious. They often prefer to do things themselves, both to meet their own standards and because they are not inherently sociable.[15[14]

Pedagogically, they can be best met by awakening their sympathy for others and the suffering of the world.[16]


Phlegmatic by Lespagnandelle, part of the Grande Commande, Palace of Versailles.

The phlegmatic temperament is traditionally associated with water. People with this temperament may be inward and private, thoughtful, reasonable, calm, patient, caring, and tolerant. They tend to have a rich inner life, seek a quiet, peaceful atmosphere, and be content with themselves. They tend to be steadfast, consistent in their habits, and thus steady and faithful friends.[14[15]

Pedagogically, their interest is often awakened by experiencing others' interest in a subject.[16]

People of this temperament may appear somewhat ponderous or clumsy. Their speech tends to be slow or appear hesitant.[14]

Decline in popularity

When the concept of the temperaments was on the wane, many critics dropped the phlegmatic, or defined it purely negatively, such as the German philosopher Immanuel Kant, as the absence of temperament. In the Five Temperaments theory, the classical Phlegmatic temperament is in fact deemed to be a neutral temperament, whereas the "relationship-oriented introvert" position traditionally held by the Phlegmatic is declared to be a new "fifth temperament." Gary Smalley has renamed these classifications into a more modern and relatable format based on commonly known animals. These he lists as the "otters" (sanguines), "lions" (cholerics), "golden retrievers" (phlegmatics), and "be

Personality Explained

Choleric Strengths

D or Dominant in the DISC Profile Tool

The Extrovert The Doer The Optimist

The Choleric's Emotions

Born leader

Dynamic and active

Compulsive need for change

Must correct wrongs

Strong-willed and decisive


Not easily discouraged

Independent and self sufficient

Exudes confidence

Can run anything

The Choleric As A Parent

Exerts sound leadership

Establishes Goals

Motivates family to action

Knows the right answer

Organizes household

The Choleric At Work

Goal oriented

Sees the whole picture

Organizes well

Seeks practical solutions

Moves quickly to action

Delegates work

Insists on production

Makes the goal

Stimulates activity

Thrives on opposition

The Choleric As a Friend

Has little need for friends

Will work for group activity

Will lead and organize

Is usually right

Excels in emergencies

Weaknesses of a Choleric

The Extrovert The Doer The Optimist

The Choleric's Emotions




Can't Relax

Too impetuous

Enjoys controversy and arguments

Won't give up when loosing

Comes on too strong


Is not complimentary

Dislikes tears and emotions

Is unsympathetic

The Choleric As A Parent

Tends to over dominate

Too busy for family

Gives answers too quickly

Impatient with poor performance

Won't let children relax

May send them into depression

The Choleric At Work

Little tolerance for mistakes

Doesn't analyze details

Bored by trivia

May make rash decisions

May be rude or tactless

Manipulates people

Demanding of others

End justifies the means

Work may become his god

Demands loyalty in the ranks

The Choleric As a Friend

Tends to use people

Dominates others

Knows everything

Decides for others

Can do everything better

Is to independent

Possessive of friends and mate

Can't say, "I'm Sorry"

May be right, but unpopular

Strengths of a Sanguine

I or Intuitive - in the DISC Profile

The Extrovert The Talker The Optimist

The Sanguine's Emotions

Appealing personality

Talkative, Storyteller

Life of the Party

Good sense of humor

Memory for color

Physically holds on to listener

Emotional and demonstrative

Enthusiastic and expressive

Cheerful and bubbling over


Good on stage

Wide-eyed and innocent

Lives in the present

Changeable disposition

Sincere at heart

Always a child

The Sanguine As A Parent

Makes Home Fun

Is liked by children's friends

Turns disaster into humor

Is the circus master

The Sanguine At Work

Volunteers for Jobs

thinks up new activities

Looks great on the Surface

Creative and colorful

Has energy and enthusiasm

Starts in a flashy way

Inspires others to join

charms others to work

The Sanguine As a Friend

Makes friends easily

Loves People

Thrives on compliments

Seems exciting

envied by others

Doesn't hold grudges

apologizes quickly

Prevents dull moments

Likes spontaneous activities

Weaknesses of a Sanguine

The Extrovert The Talker The Optimist

The Sanguine's Emotions

Compulsive talker

Exaggerates and elaborates

Dwells on trivia

Can't remember names

Scares others off

Too happy for some

Has restless energy


Blusters and complains

Naive, gets taken in

Has loud voice and laugh

Controlled by circumstances

Gets angry easily

Seems phony to some

Never Grows Up

The Sanguine As A Parent

Keeps home in a frenzy

Forgets children's appointments


Doesn't listen to the whole story

The Sanguine At Work

Would rather talk

forgets obligations

Doesn't follow through

Confidence fades fast


Priorities out of order

Decides by feelings

Easily distracted

Wastes time talking

The Sanguine As a Friend

Hates to be alone

Needs to be center stage

Wants to be popular

Looks for credit

dominates conversations

Interrupts and doesn't listen

answers for others

Fickle and forgetful

Makes excuses

Repeats stories

Strengths of a Melancholy

C or Conscientious - in the DISC Profile

The Introvert The Thinker The Pessimist

The Melancholy's Emotions

Deep and thoughtfully


Serious and purposeful

Genius prone

Talented and creative

Artistic or musical

Philosophical and poetic

appreciative of beauty

Sensitive to others




The Melancholy As A Parent

Sets high standards

Wants everything done right

Keeps home in good order

Picks up after children

Sacrifices own will for others

Encourages scholarship and talent

The Melancholy At Work

Schedule oriented

Perfectionist, high standards

Detail conscious

Persistent and thorough

Orderly and organized

Neat and tidy


Sees the problems

Finds creative solutions

Needs to finish what he starts

Likes charts, graphs, figures, lists

The Melancholy As a Friend

Makes friends cautiously

Content to stay in background

Avoids causing attention

Faithful and devoted

Will listen to complaints

Can solve other's problems

Deep concern for other people

Moved to tears with compassion

Seeks ideal mate

Weakness of a Melancholy

The Introvert The Thinker The Pessimist

The Melancholy's Emotions

Remembers the negatives

Moody and depressed

Enjoys being hurt

Has false humility

Off in another world

Low self-image

Has selective hearing


Too introspective

Guilt feelings

Persecution complex

Tends to hypochondria

The Melancholy As A Parent

Puts goals beyond reach

May discourage children

May be too meticulous

Becomes martyr

Sulks over disagreements

Puts guilt upon children

The Melancholy At Work

Not people oriented

Depressed over imperfections

Chooses difficult work

Hesitant to start projects

Spends to much time planning

Prefers analysis to work


Hard to please

Standards often to high

Deep need for approval

The Melancholy As a Friend

Lives through others

Insecure socially

Withdrawn and remote

critical of others

Holds back affections

Dislikes those in opposition

Suspicious of people

Antagonistic and vengeful


Full of contradictions

Skeptical of compliments

Strengths of a Phlegmatic

The Introvert The Watcher The Pessimist

Steady - S in DISC Profile

The Phlegmatic's Emotions

Low-key personality

Easygoing and relaxed

Calm, cool and collected

Patient well balanced

Consistent life

Quiet but witty

Sympathetic and kind

Keeps emotions hidden

Happily reconciled to life

All-purpose person

The Phlegmatic As A Parent

Makes a good parent

Takes time for the children

Is not in a hurry

Can take the good with the bad

Doesn't get upset easily

The Phlegmatic At Work

Competent and steady

Peaceful and agreeable

Has administrative ability

Mediates problems

Avoids conflicts

Good under pressure

Finds the easy way

The Phlegmatic As a Friend

Easy to get along with

Pleasant and enjoyable


Good listener

Dry sense of humor

Enjoys watching people

Has many friends

Has compassion and concern

Weaknesses of a Phlegmatic

The Introvert The Watcher The Pessimist

The Phlegmatic's Emotions


Fearful and worried


Avoids responsibility

Quiet will of iron


To shy and reticent

Too compromising


The Phlegmatic As A Parent

Lax on discipline

Doesn't organize home

Takes life to easy

The Phlegmatic At Work

Not goal oriented

Lacks self motivation

Hard to get moving

Resents being pushed

Lazy and careless

Discourages others

Would rather watch

The Phlegmatic As a Friend

Dampens enthusiasm

Stays uninvolved

Is not exciting

Indifferent to plans

Judges others

Sarcastic and teasing

Resists change

The Complex Relationship Between -id and -or

January 28, 2010 at 5:00 pm (Alchemy, Ancient Greece, Egypt, Etymology, Health and Medicine, Linguistics, Modern World, seismology, The Ancient World, The Four Humours, Water) (ancient medicine, choleric, conjugation, four humors, four humours, humor, irrational geographic, latin roots, liquor, melancholic, phlegmatic, sanguine, temblor, temblorous, valor, vapor)

The English language, notorious for its pervasive irregularities and apparent inconsistencies, includes a trend that, when applied to certain word forms, leads to some curious results. The trend to which I refer is the relationship of adjectives ending in –id to corresponding nouns ending in –or. This trend is seen exclusively amongst words with Latin roots. Here is a table containing some examples of such adjectives:

List 1: Adjectives and corresponding nouns that follow the -id --> -or pattern

It should be noted that stupor is not the exact noun form of stupid, which is actually stupidity. And, while stupidity and stupor convey different nuances, there is enough overlap in their definitions to make the noun-verb connection apparent. There are, however, just as many adjectives ending in –id with corresponding nouns that do not follow this trend. These nouns tend to end in the more common –idity and –ness. Here are some examples:

List 2: Adjectives and corresponding nouns that do not follow the -id --> -or pattern

This second list acts as a reminder of just how irregular English conjugation is. A much more interesting list, however, includes adjectives ending in –id which, if run through the -id ? -or conjugation mechanism, produce curious results. The following list includes the grammatically correct noun forms of these adjectives, as well as a list of nouns ending in -or which could possibly share some etymological relationship to the corresponding adjectives:

List 3: Adjectives with corresponding nouns that do not follow the -id --> -or pattern, but for which there exist other nouns, whether related to the initial adjectives or not, that do fall into the pattern

This is the list of most interest because, unlike the others, it does not merely consist of examples and counterexamples of the -id –> -or pattern. It presents us with an opportunity to explore the relationships between certain adjectives and the nouns that, coincidentally or not, are spelled and pronounced so as to fit the pattern established by the first list. Could the italicized nouns give us a glimpse into arcane uses of these adjectives? It requires no stretch of the imagination to see how the meaning of valid could be related to that of valor, the actions of a person possessing the Greek quality of valor being considered valid by the societal norms of the time. Similarly, it is easy to see how a relationship between liquid and liquor could exist somewhere in the recesses of word origins. But what of vapid ? vapor and humid ? humor?

While the word vapid is most commonly used as a synonym for insipid or lifeless, the Oxford English Dictionary reveals that, in the 17th century, vapid was used to mean, “Of a damp or steamy character; dank, vaporous.” Here, it seems, lies the –id ? -or connection between vapid and vapor, an outdated relationship betrayed by the modern word forms in which it no doubt resulted. To unearth the connection between humid and humor also requires the pondering of a definition that has fallen out of use. The Oxford English Dictionary lists, among its definitions of humid, several relevant usages that haven’t been common for centuries. While the primary definition is, “Slightly wet as with steam, suspended vapor, or most; moist, damp.”, several historical uses of the word include, “In medieval physiology, said of elements, humours…Said of a chemical process in which liquid is used…Of diseases: Marked by a moist discharge.” This conception of humor (a reference to the Four Humours or Temperaments, medical notions that hearken back to ancient Egypt and Greece), here referring to wetness, gave rise to our modern notion of the word, currently used to mean, “Mood natural to one’s temperament…” and, “The faculty of perceiving what is ludicrous or amusing, or of expressing it in speech, writing, or other composition.” To uncover the relationship requires a look at classical medicine and its assumptions regarding the functioning of the human body.

A chart outlining the relationship of the four humours (blood, yellow bile, black bile, and phlegm) with the physical body and its personality traits

According to this conception of human health, one whose composition is characterized by moistness walks the line between sanguine and phlegmatic. Those with sanguine temperaments were ascribed the traits of extroversion and sociability, while phlegmatics were considered kind and relaxed. It does not require a far leap to bridge the gap between the ancient notion of physiological humidity and our contemporary use of the word humorous to suggest a jovial and comedic personality. The following image shows how moisture was associated with a sanguine-phlegmatic temperament:

Having deciphered the aforementioned relationships through a bit of etymological archaeology, it seems necessary to address one final list of words. Here is a list of common nouns ending in –or with corresponding adjectives that seem to follow no discernable pattern:

List 4: Nouns ending in -or with corresponding adjectives that do not follow the -id --> -or pattern

While this last list does not present any immediately obvious clues regarding outdated word usage, it leads to another interesting line of inquiry. Why is there no adjective form of temblor in the English language, whether modern or arcane? According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the world temblor, synonymous with earthquake, is an Americanism not seen in print earlier than 1876. Since the word is so young and is not commonly used, perhaps it simply never had the chance to sprout related adjectives. Perchance this could lead to the temblorous conclusion that English word forms only emerge if they are necessary, and do not merely arise out of grammatical convention.

• Aggressive. The aggressive woman, aggressive personality types, like to take

command of situations. On the positive side, they're goal-directed and

adventurous and these types are often very ambitious.

• The sensitive.he sensitive type, sensitive personality types tend to be reserved, modest

people who have a keen awareness of other people's feelings. On the

positive side, they're creative. They are loving. They are modest.

Sensitive types are conscientious and tend to be loyal and trustworthy and

they can be artistically inclined and good writers. On the negative side,

they have a tendency to withdraw and that can sometimes lead to avoiding

social events and missing opportunities in their work and in their personal

life. In the dating scene, sensitive types tend to have good listening skills

on a date. They're attentive and caring and they tend to develop close

relationships. However their calm, reserved demeanor can sometimes be

misinterpreted as cold which can make for ?rst dates that are very dif?cult

or starting up contact with them or connection with them being very

dif?cult. That's the sensitive type.

• The dramatic.There is the dramatic type. The dramatic personalities are emotional and

extroverted usually enjoying attention and socializing. On the positive

side, they're expressive, lively and they're dramatic and they often excel in

entertaining, being the entertainers and in the media and they're very often

the life of the party, which you might think of from actors and actresses.


On the negative side, they have emotional ups and downs that can cause

problems in various areas of life, their life and yours. In the dating scene,

the dramatic type sometimes neglect others when they're too focused on

turning the spotlight on themselves, which can lead to frustration for their

partners. However, dramatic types tend to be fun and engaging dates who

excel at conversation.

Again, ?nd yourself in these categories and then ?gure out what it is that

sounds most appealing for you in a woman.

• The laid back. The laid-back type, these are leisurely and care free. Leisurely types are

easily-going and agreeable, equally happy with or without company. On

the positive side, they're calm. They're deliberate. They're ?exible.

Leisurely types thrive in a ?exible environment without strict rules or

assigned roles. On the negative, if they reject social norms too much

leisurely types can ?nd themselves isolated from others. In the dating

scene, the laid back type is not abiding by traditional dating rules.

City girl. This is the urban girl, very hip and likes to go out to bars

and clubs.

• Granola. She's a little bit more down to earth, a little more of an

earthy girl.

• Yoga girl, a little bit more spiritual.

• Alpha woman. She's the one that's very nurturing but very, very

sexual in a lot of ways.

• Ms. Intimacy, she's really into deep, deep connection.

• The housewife, the woman who just wants to nurture and have kids.

• The librarian, the bookwormy.

• The princess diva type of a woman. This is more speaking to



• The sensual woman, very sexual and physical.

• The party girl, always looking for the next good time.

• The drama queen, who wants to make a big deal out of everything. I

often experience drama queen and party girl uni?ed together in the

same person. But you'll never know, it can be separate.

• The sporty girl. She's very physically active and very into sports and

• The mother nurturer.

A number of reviews have ad hominem fallacy attacks on either characters they don't like other authors themselves it doesn't matter the section of the site.another example .this site alone is filled with them.

Well in to even the middle of part two they still did not trust Naruto that much.

Masashi Kishimoto doesn't know how to write female along with other mangaka this is seen a lot. Kishimoto knows how to write a female his own way. The minute someone writes a character with a Vagina,

‘Strong’ female:

He made me feel so dirty—how dare he deny me sex? I was a horny woman who really wanted to have sex and this douche just refuses to fuck me? Wow. Just. Wow. Who does he think he is? How do you think that makes me feel? That’s right, violated. He’s not a real man.

You can’t possibly understand how hard it was. Here I was, wanting to have sex, and the guy I wanted to have sex with was denying me what I wanted. It was so bizarre, I’d never experienced anything like it. I couldn’t believe it, I had shown such courage by taking sexual initiative only to be turned down? DISEMPOWERING!! Denying me sex was his way of trying to regain patriarchal power over me, he was no doubt intimidated by a strong woman like myself, saying no was a desperate attempt to try to show that he was the boss. That’s as much a Patriarchal power move as rape—in fact, it is rape. Denying a woman sexual fulfillment is rape. He didn’t force me to have sex with him, but he forced me not to have sex with him when I really wanted to—this is obviously just as bad.


Taken from- When He Says “No”: Denying A Woman Sex Is Rape by Anne Gus

The death of flirting and real seduction in place of fake arrogance and cheap insults that go nowhere on to strong female character list

Greatest Female Movie Characters

The Bride (Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and Kill Bill: Vol. 2) pushes the boundaries of just or insane

Carrie White (Carrie)

Browbeaten by her religious mother and shunned by classmates, Sissy Spacek turns her gift -- telekinesis -- against her tormenters. unstable frome the start maternal abuse did not help any.

18 Annie Wilkes (Misery)

Kathy Bates plays a writer's nightmare, willing to make the novelist who killed off her favorite character, Misery Chastain, wish he were dead. clearly a physcopathh by the strict sense.

19 Erin Brockovich (Erin Brockovich)

Julia Roberts's single mom spearheads a successful lawsuit against a group of corporate polluters. 77 897

20 Blanche DuBois (A Streetcar Named Desire)

Vivien Leigh's southern belle flees scandal at home only to have her brother-in-law destroy her veneer of gentility.

yeah because all men think about is sex right this works

Read more: Gender and Crime - Differences Between Male And Female Offending Patterns

One general characteristic does not make someone one strong V from Vigina to skin tone as bace bone does not make one strong.

the ten feminist commandments

1. Thou shalt have lots of sex with lots of different men.

2. Thou shalt be allowed to have an abortion at any time for any reason.

3. Thou shalt ignore thy biological clock and, if necessary,

create new methods of conception.

4. Thou shalt pursue demanding careers and pay other women to raise thy children.

5. Thou shalt not feel guilty about pursuing demanding careers and paying other women to raise thy children.

6. Thou shalt be allowed to divorce at any time and keep custody of the children.

7. Thou shalt be inseminated if thou doesn’t get

married but still wants children.

8. Thou shalt belittle men until their manhood is gone.

9. Thou shalt not take thine husband’s name.

10. Thou shalt demean all full-time homemakers and Conservative women.

Flipside Of Feminism.

Is this really a strong female...

This is why a 'Sakura' is not needed

Embrace the Road to Hell

As Hemingway once so elegantly put it, “the first draft of anything is shit.”

And that’s only when one produces something so elaborate as to be called a “draft”.

Most of the time, writing remains stillborn, in a kind of literary purgatory. Outlines, random notes, sketches, hackneyed bits and pieces – they have a way of quickly prematurely bursting into life, only to suddenly stop breathing and just hang there.

Philip Roth was slightly more inclusive when he said “the road to hell is paved with works-in-progress.”

Both Hemingway and Roth touch on the elemental truth of all writing: it’s not good.

At least not at first.

Kerouac’s celestial typewriter notwithstanding, good writing doesn’t just naturally “babble flow”. And when it does, it’s usually shit.

Get over this quickly, and take the next step in the journey. The one where you get to murder children.


1. Members of team seven are not likely to directly interact to say they just dislike one another.

2. Naruto will not fear tailed beasts.

3. Naruto will not interact with Tsunade ,Orochimaru and Jiraiya.

4. Sakura and Naruto will not interact.

5. The interactions or lack thereof will be addressed with anyone will be addressed with in the first five chapters along with what it affects and changes.

6. People that do not like one another will not interact with one another; if they do nothing will be spoken likely ever.

7. Phrases like: For fear of the Kyuubi taking over their child's soul ,its the fox, is it free is this the power of the fox etc will not happen.

8. Being with the inheritor of a clan or teammate it is ill advised he teammate stipulation is more along the lines of ninja regulations and what have you. While it's not a direct rule it should be.

9. A cannon event or two will be the same then the story will mostly be it's own unless a certain event needs to be similar for the spine of a story.

10. No, matter the age of someone speech should always be written in normal spoken languages.

11. Where ever Naruto goes the Tailed beasts will tag along in some fashion or a least be represented in some way.

12. Minato was conceptualized way before Uzumaki were if they were ever ideas at the same time given the history of the Uzumaki Naruto's hair would have had a higher chance to be red. But be cause Minato's formed first Naruto was given his his general look.

13. Person from series A's abilities should be adjusted to fit within series B's scope otherwise the person from series A has little value in series B the same goes for a person the goes from B to A.

14. Sasuke and Naruto will only cross paths once if at all they are not likely to influence one another at because in cannon and most fiction they influence each other almost too much. Sasuke is not a foil for Naruto he takes a larger focus.

15. If tailed beasts do speak it will be calm and rational. Not brat this ,brat that or stupid or brat every other color of the rainbow.

16. Since there are practically millions of comments like this almost everywhere a person turns,
Naruto's only Ninjutsu is Kage Bunshin no jutsu he hasn't the control to use the academy Bunshin he will not use shadows for much in any story or he would not get them . But if that is the case it's very likely that he will not want or have anything to do with ninja. In the case that he is his hand to hand will be very high or he will have a different way to defense.

17. Totals for Akatsuki 32,32.5,35.5,34.5 32.5 most of their taijutsu is 4-4.5, Obito's taijutsu 2 his total is 18 Orochimaru and Naruto are 3.5 Orochimaru's total is 35 Naruto's is 26 Shikamaru's is 24 hand to hand 2,Sasuke's total is 18.5-31.5.

18. Because Naruto has shadow clone it saved an army twice and three dozen or more people several dozen times. Not to mention at least ten people from all around the elemental nations know it but would die if the made more then five. Then there’s at least eight people that know it within the village so go head and get rid of them too.

19. Authors tend to write Naruto with an absolute hate or love for this reason Naruto will be written with a certain level of indifference.

20. Improper use of the word Arrogant is used in almost every story it's either used almost completely wrong,has improper placement or is used in great excess to describe something that is self-confidence.

21. There are no set cannon parings in anything unless a relationship is started before in the planing process.
Example Goku was not written to be with Chi-Chi it evolved into that. Vegetto and Bulma were not necessarily written for each other unless there meant for plot convergences no one is meant to be with a character or unless it physiologically organic.

22. If Naruto is striped of all it's sometimes ill timed humor it for as funny as it tries to be is very serious as a series.

23. Everyone thinks the scroll indecent is a key plot point it's actually not because without it Naruto's outlook would not change that much he just would not have the support of an instructor that didn't like him from the start of the series.

24. Sakura wouldn't even be a blip on Tsunade's radar without Naruto. If Tsunade's second apprenticeship as a slim chance of going to Tenten. But that's not likely because then Tsunade would have never set foot one in the village ordered or not.

25. All stories will be some what close to the term 'The Jersey Trilogy' but then, may not look it at first glance.

26. A tree, a woman and and a fruit after she ate the fruit she gave birth to a monk the tree wanted it's power back it became the first bijuu it got angry tried to drain the world of energy. The woman ate the fruit to put an end to war the tailed beasts are roughly nine parts of a living intelligent divine plant. This can only be read by Uchiha because of their eye.

27. In efforts to write a person ‘in character’ a person will end up with some so far out of character it's not even close to funny. Just keep within the scope of a personality.

28. Forced team seven reunion no matter what type of story is written will not happen.

29. Sex to reinforce good behavior You need to train him. Huh? Oprah said that when two people meet,they are forced to point out each other's differences and flaws that just means you have time to mold him the way you want him to be. People will leave some if they actually do these things.

30. No permanent gender shifts without a responsible logical explanation or something that falls within the realm of plausibility.

31. People forget that to be a ninja is in affect to believe in a religious Sect and in any riligon there is always a ' Saviour of this World' first was Hagoromo, Nagato then Minato Namikaze LAST Naruto Uzumaki this title was NOT by his choosing.

32. Blind characters in Naruto don't make any sense in a series where anyone could have their eyes replaced. Byakugan, Rinnegan, and Sharingan are all implanted in someone that normally wouldn't have them. Sharingan Kakashi Hatake with Danzō Shimura has upwards of ten plus one in his actual socket. Byakugan is implanted in Ao a Village Hidden by Mist ninja.

33. Madara and Hashirama spar at a very high level an no they are not the exception to the rule given there are Chūnin at twelve and Jōnin at six so non-whatever flags in summaries are kind of pointless.

34. At no point in any story will females beat males for the sake of humor then act then meak two chapters later then have to be saved by practically every single other person in the series.

35. No memory erasure does not advance plot it in fact regresses it entirely. It has no point at all.

36. Narurko does not exist in any capacity it only got a fiction category based on popularity. it's only Naruto's temporary female transformation.

By then numbers,

Ino was top student not Sakura ,Sasuke or Hinata Sakura can repeat a text book word for word other then this they are middle of the road students.


At the the start of the series it there's bits of evidence that Naruto could barely read if you look close enough is could be seen as a method of control. No one wanted Naruto to be a ninja anyway. Naruto may not have wanted to be a ninja when he was a child but by what he was told and saw he had no choice. He did not have any "freedom". Iruka was ordered to be his instructor and than to be his friend was ignored until the scroll incident. all the other instructors told him to 'do the right thing'. Most of the time was ignored or yelled at. The third never interacted with him unless necessary he was 'programmed' to think he was his friend to act as a leash he was put on team Kakashi to be subdued if he got out of control; Jiraiya taught him very little only to be given enough power when necessary he had freedom only in a controlled environment. that's the warden being nice to you he's too docile because He doesn't know any different his personality is based on look at me I did good what will you give me now master.

Every time Jiraya asked him to go with him, he always declined his offer because he knew that Jiraya was pervert. He knew that Jiraya will also waste his time, and slow his training down... Naruto didn't think too highly of Jiraiya

He hasn't received the proper attention so he latches on to what ever he gets. Iruka is his tamer. No one honestly trust him, you can see that by who is there guarding him they much rather kill him as for love he has no clue as to what that is he now is begun to see what lies are but is still to gullible. as for precious people that's the first idea he ran into that struck a chord, but also played into the manipulation. as did the 'friendship' with Saskue. The pain arc Iruka kept his distance out of what seemed like guilt and undersecretary the Hinata confession was out of admiration Sakura's was to ease her own guilt. his obsession with Sasuke is because his personality is very skewed. His 'stupidity' is not all his fault he lacks balanced personality wise the times when he is alone he's been very reflective and quiet, the most detailed and intensive training he got was from the toads. Tsunade may care for him but only as much as needed that's it. Their first interaction went some thing like this the woman insults him, push him into an unfair bet then considers essentially killing him It's like what Anko said to Naruto "Tough guys like you usually leave their blood all over this forest after fling a weapon at him and licking his cheek. That was done to just Naruto and no one else.

When his real reaction should be "I'm sick of all the lies in my life up yours..I don't care." It's going to be listen and your opinion doesn't matter if you deify us we'll kill you. He'll retreat back and do to training like a whipped puppy. He wants to be a kage but that's not what he needs a real family not some ghosts he way he reacts to things now is a direct result of everyone lying right to his face his entire life and people are mad at how he reacts now why? When someone hides so many things from you how are you exacted to work on your flaws with no one really there to guide you does anyone else find it troubling the the only one that was ever honest was Motoi or some other 'enemy nin'. If it wasn't for Orochimaru and Akatsuki not one person would have helped Naruto. Bijuu are not "deus ex machina” . As they did next to nothing on the first part of the series and very little in the second. That wold require a level of omnipotence that they don't have.

Epilogue chapters Sakura Hinata- Naruto ends up with Hinata again this is something she wanted they had two kids. This almost completely dismisses Naruto's individual feelings. But since he considers the entire Elemental Notations his family it makes it Alright. But , again We have Sasuke 's feelings of dislike for Sakura are completely forgotten this is passed off of a similar scene when h first defected to justify Sakura's feels, Sakura gets what she wants and they have a child. This completely dismissal of Sasuke 's individual feelings as with Naruto.

Naruto and Sasuke clear things up and explain why they are close to each other. The couples are as set are set for the sake of plot not actual interaction.


Naruto is used to negative attention from everyone. Sakura the villagers Iruka who all use some sort of physical force to get his attention Sakura almost punches every time he gets some sort of physical affection from someone hugs from other females he get punched on the head for bring perverted when it's just a simple hug.. They show him some positive affection although very little he latches on to that thinking it's am honest friendship when it's not but he never had any real friends so that's what he thinks the are every on calls him stupid even Sarutobi at a few points..and how it saves them at some points like when he was in the forest looking for a corpse to get some 'friends' he found a weapon with a map on it he sets off traps in the forest while they are chasing him Iruka reports this and the hokage says something like it looks like his stupidity save us again. Kakashi is not bad just a bit laxs unless serious if Sarutobi told Naruto about his status he would have known what the glares were for. We've seen assassination attempts on Bee and Garra just because we didn't see them happen with Naruto doesn't mean they didn't happen.. Months,weeks, days and years etc. Pass between events in a series. Not every event can be accounted for in between one event to another. Practically none of the rookies gave him the time of day before the chunin exams and got their kicks out of making fun of him. This evident in what Kurenai thought when he fought Kiba.

Team seven apprenticeship switch

Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya

if all three members of team seven met Jiraiya the way Naruto did Sakura and Sasuke would likely dismiss him in their own way and be reminded of Naruto. If Orochimaru was Naruto's instructor he wouldn't be a copy of Sasuke the traits in Naruto's personality that are like Orochimaru would surface. Sasuke wouldn’t likely tolerate Tsunade very long Naruto would get beat up to learn something. Orochimaru as Sakura's teacher she may just die or become more unstable the she was inner Sakura is an extreme instability. No matter the way it's looked at.


Doesn't know what it really is the first time he heard some say it was under dress and he's never herd it before he didn't even react that same person said she wanted to over take him then the second was under false pretenses it took him 300 chapters to I hate lairs and told her The was third was from his mom that's the only one that seemed real.. his reaction to his father seemed to be a conditioned one not an authentic one that and he didn't say much...He's useless nothing but a shadow. Naruto isn't used to positive attention he takes any he can get. If Naruto wasn't so stunted and more receptive to forming bonds He would be able to see that the bonds he has aren't really what they are. From the way he treats Sakura the concept of affection on not lost just misinterpreted. If someone with a balanced temperament with. Naruto's personality would see Hinata as an associate. Hinata's admiration is based solely on Naruto's confidence. All she sees is a source of confidence not a ccomplete person with actual emotions. It's like stupid is all that is seen, stupid is all that is written. The filler and movie girls love him more then any canon girl.


Ookni didn't seem to care he was the first to actually try to help him.


No one really teaches him much and people glare at him almost look through him seeing him as the fox or a copy of his mother or farther, or brother or lover never as himself.. His idiocy is emphasized while his calm reflective and fragile nature are downplayed and shown few and far between. If Naruto's stupid then Rock Lee and Kiba Inuzuka aren't that far behind as all three share simalarites. But, no one will call them stupid that's all left for Naruto. everyone in the series has some sort of mental issue but most pick at Naruto How would someone else's personality develop if put in the same situation try to get attention so someone shows you how do something and it doesn't happen. For Naruto it was to stop trying and start the pranks to get the negative attention he was used to...It's stated repeatedly that he has his mothers personality so if he's so hated for that by extension his mother is as well. Goku and Yusuke Urameshi share traits with him. Ramen is Naruto's favorite food...does he eat it a lot..yes..Is he going to die with out it? No. Ever since meeting his mother he only mentioned being Hokage to her and hasn't really made mention of it since. Naruto's social standards are completely different then some who had support of family that is a major flaw in his development. That why he acts the way he does. He knows this. His sexy jutsu which he used a possible total of four times is only for emergencies; he used it to escape Ebisu. He taught it to Konohamaru for the very same reason Fool Sarutobi, Screw with Iruka and get Jiraiya to train him. But he is very male. He's been controlled all his life. He would not voluntary submit to anyone. Yet writers have him bowing to a kage or shaking and stuttering in front of Bijuu that have virtually no power over him.Naruto has Hashirama's personality traits but was treated more like Madara. But Sasuke took Madara's course of action.

Sasuke is only alive because Naruto wouldn't kill him he could have at the hospital and the valley the fact that he doesn’t kill unnecessarily it what prevented him from doing it. That retrieval mission was not his idea at all. If Naruto would kill it would be a different story all together. If Orochimaru was captured he would have been executed so why in every fiction does Sasuke get a reprieve and Naruto get banished or executed. In darker fiction Naruto is some how less intelligent then he actually is and No one else can do wrong or is as stupid as him. When there are other examples of characters with just as many flaws if mot more. As for him being loud that's a trait from his mother. As for his wanting to show off and be big and pranks. Again from his mother and himself but also the village as well. Kiba a friend who calls there friend dead last and claims them to be easy in a one one one combat match. Sure a…friend...Sasuke and Naruto never shook hands when they first fought and are seriously annoyed by one another but sure they are friends because of some diluted rivalry.

Every time Naruto says "Don't underestimate me! I don't quit and I don't run! You can act tough all you want! You're not gonna scare me off! No way! I don't care if I DO get stuck as a genin for the rest of my life! I'll still be Hokage someday!" or And my future dream is to be the greatest Hokage! Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody. Somebody important!" or I am Naruto Uzumaki, ninja of Konoha. My dream is to become Hokage! One to surpass all the previous Hokage. To become a bigger badass than my father! To become stronger shinobi than my mother!" It's like Gaara saying "I shall kill you. I will not cease to exist. or Tobi with I'm no one… I don't want to be anyone. All I care about is completing the Eye of the Moon Plan."

Naruto only cares about proving he does exist not necessarily being a kage. As much as people want to say he's normal. He certainly speaks like someone who isn't. He may speak in a cheerful manner but by saying he'll be better the all Hokages he doesn't want to be in anyone's shadow his father's the least. What if his overall treatment made him not want to be a ninja what then...Someone like Naruto can not be hit or yelled at and then expect good results when it comes to learning someone he will listen if someone just talks to him.

When Naruto grins it's with his eyes closed in the team photo he's looking at Sauske and has an odd mad look at him hid photo id is a joke every other shot of him he has a neutral expression and yet countless people say he grins too much.

this you will not see:

Naruto-Sakura she's manipulative just like the rest of them.. She is not Tsundere she is a hero that is not a hero ..Tsunade is closer to that archetype then Sakura . Multiple personality Disorder 'Inner Sakura'. Sakura and Kushina they may be slightly similar but they are nothing alike it's an unfair compression Sakura may be book smart. But she's still disconnected. Naruto saw that she was popular and figured by association he would be as well. Naruto wanted to fight and beat Sasuke for attention on 'That day' because he lacks it. When Sasuke had him pined it was like he was looking through him so he ran later they became 'friends' and Sakura and Sasuke became part of the few that gave him constant attention what he lacks. Sakura wanted to go to oto with Sasuke her choice will most of the time be him over Naruto. Naruto pays very little attention to Hinata The only thing to makes sense about his attraction to Sakura is her pink hair which is closet to red in the village. Naruto's choice will be Sakura over Hinata only because he is the way he is. But Sakura lied about loving him. Naruto has a better understanding of relationships now.

He even called Sakura an ugly whore at one point. As far as Hinata's confession goes. That could have been Shikamaru that said I love you it would have got the same reaction. Because he simply never heard those words from anyone in regards' to him. It was always idiot and dead last other things of that nature. The people that cared for him before he was a ninja were only three. One because they didn't want the boy to go insane and be unstable and the other two because he gave them money. Whether well intended or not it was for their personal gain. They just wanted to make sure he didn't go insane.

Sakura uses Sasuke and Naruto as a measure of her own self worth. Her love for Sasuke is superficial . Does she care for both of them maybe but all the caring has something to do with guilt.

Naruto-Hinata Hinata's personality is almost wholly consumed by Naruto's. Naurto's first thoughts of Hinata were something like this weird, weak, meak and shy. She is the picture of submission it would take Naruto time and energy he doesn't have to fix. If she actually did care she could watch his chakra network with her eyes and tell him that his chakra is dense and offer help and friendship that he latches on to so easily. Not only that but Hinata does not fit every situation a writer would put Naruto in. Someone will say they love any thing the constantly follow and watch . She relies to much on him for confidence boost. aside from that she would want a fantasy. both Sakura and Hinata would need personality overhauls. Hinata became Kurenai's ward so all the interaction with her clan has no real basis as it is seen very little and mostly negative. even though she 'loves him. she would mostly cave in to pressure and stop the relationship. Also Hinata seems to represent Naruto's inner insecurities and they are very much the same just opposite in personality Both of his 'love interests' are detrimental to him. it would be better if he ended up with neither. Kushina and Hinata have similar backgrounds but she is not stable, neither does she have the personalty to stand Naruto's life. Naruto , Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura's relationship is one of a canine and and it's unwitting master. Naruto/Hinata what drives this pairing seems to be the shy girl gets the popular guy. Only Naruto's not that popular and because she's with him her suddenly for no definable reason begins to gain confidence that goes through the roof. If Naruto is taken out of the village for training as in some stories she some how falls in love with which is awkward because the whole reason she 'loves' him is she sees his attitude now if he is taken by someone inside or outside the village and trained that clearly would not happen. Hinata has a clan and respect if she had the confidence to see it. Naruto has for all intensive purposes none of those but three or four people here and there that are unknown to him. She cold have picked a much better time for that he asked that no one interfere. She said herself she was being selfish. Hinata was not killed during that arc near fatally wounded but not killed. Otherwise Sakura couldn't and wouldn't have attempted to heal her.Hinata would have little to nothing to do with a Smart Naruto given the way her personality is physiologically structured.

Neji died protecting Hinata something part one Neji would have never done because he started to love and see Hinata as more then a burden. Not so Naruto and Hinata could end up together. It's like when Hinata jumped in front during the invasion arc. Naruto had told everyone to stay out of the way. If they do end up together it will be out of guilt not love. Relationships like that do not last long.

Add to that any children if they ever showed any kind of interest in each other and they just happen to have children they would be of the of the Hyūga and not Uzumaki and treated as property. Also what if taking into consideration his treatment and he didn't want to have a single child subjugated to the experience he did. After the war and every thing is settled he will be forgotten again.

Epilogue chapters Sakura Hinata- Naruto ends up with Hinata again this is something she wanted they had two kids. This almost completely dismisses Baruto's individual feelings. But since he considers the entire Elemental Notations his family it makes it Alright. But , again We have Sasuke 's feelings of dislike for Sakura are completely forgotten this is passed off of a similar scene when h first defected to justify Sakura's feels, Sakura gets what she wants and they have a child. This completely dismissal of Sasuke 's individual feelings as with Naruto.

Naruto and Sasuke clear things up and explain why they are close to each other. The couples are as set are set for the sake of plot not actual interaction.

Komo incident is used to get her to love or hate him they were four her had nothing at all to do with that at all but it's used a lot in stories but it seems out of place. Knowing it was the bullies though. But still they barley interact. Naruto grew up with Hinata and has never shown her any romantic interest.

Hanabi, Since she is a girl however, it is also possible she was never meant to have a cursed seal in the first place, as Japanese tradition usually only allows men to start a branch family Hinata was never actually in any danger of ever have to have been put in the branch family it was always Hanabi As the younger sibling, there is a possibility she will be placed in the Branch Family and receive a cursed seal.

She seems to be a quiet, polite and respectful girl, although she seems to open up to people a bit easier than her sister. Unlike how Hinata once was, Hanabi is more confident in her abilities. Don't know why everyone makes her so cold and unperson-able.

Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi - It's unlikely to have a relationship wthat a 20 story animal regardless of weather or not it has a human form and is made of pure energy.

Naruto U. & Kushina U Incest isn't the issue. No matter how many times it is done it's done is such an awkward manner. Naruto is almost always compared to his father with things like father's eyes hair etc. No one wants to be compared to someone they were in a prior relationship with ever in any form.

crossovers with cannon parings.If Naruto hit Sakura for any thing it would be considered abuse and not be right. Sakura does it as a show of female empowerment.

If it is anyone from the series they will be from outside the village

or someone from a crossover.

Most fan fictions this is a reoccurring phrase:

"I'm sorry. Minato , Kushina , I have failed the two of you." Sarutobi Hiruzen. when he really seems indifferent.

as well as

The fourth hokage is my father he shouts , jumps around or passes out. When what he actually did was punch him in the stomach really hard. But he was still very calm.

When what he could be thinking.

Ha take the the father's not here so the son pays.

Naruto, Kushina , Mito and The Fox

Did either of them ask to be containers for the fox not really they were chosen because of genetics. the generational gap between them seems to be about five. Nagato seems to be about three Tsunade and her brother are two Karin is closer to Naruto as far a generational gaps. they're all cousins.

Was the fox ever really mean to Naruto not really. In subtle way they look out for one another. After a third time it was sealed again the fox barely speaks to Naruto so it has no need to be mean to it was only very annoyed with not the omni being it's made out to be.

Naruto had be on the brink of madness to find out who his parents were and there were two theirs before him that held the Bijuu or that Tsunade was his cousin. Sarutobi broke 100 or more year old The fox is a secret of the Uzumaki clan. by telling everyone of Naruto's status. So where did everyone come out with this chunin or 16 stipulation.. When absolutely no one he knew was going to tell him.

Vash the Stampede, Kenshin Himura and Son Goku all; say very similar things the fact that it comes from Naruto Uzumaki add the fact the he's a kid this puts people in an odd state of mind.


Kurama is purely self interested is thinks less of the others The other Bijuu while mistrusting are rather caring and personable and have a good deal of respect. Kurama is the only one that's cynical.

Naruto should wear things more ninja like but none of theses descriptions fit the mold. No where in the series do Naruto say orange is his favorite color. Color is stealth over no baring anywhere in the series

Kurenai - red mesh armour blouse with only the right sleeve visible. Over this is very broad material which resembles bandages with a pattern on it similar to those of rose thorns. Her hands and upper thighs are also wrapped in bandages.

Shino - dark sunglasses and a sea-green jacket with a high, upturned collar.

Lee - a green jumpsuit, orange leg warmers with bandages on his hands.

Neji - Hyūga robes: a white shirt with loose sleeves, closed on the right shoulder, with a fastener running down the right part of the chest, matching pants, with a dark navy grey apron tied around his waist and black shinobi sandals

Bee - B wears oval shaped sunglasses and a white coloured forehead protector. He also has his village's standard one-strap-over-one-shoulder flak jacket, and a long, red rope belt tied around his waist, the standard Kumo hand and shin guards, shinobi sandals, and a white scarf around his neck

Kisame is an almost eight foot tall humanoid fish with gills and rubber like blue skin what about that is even close to ninja like.

Tayuya is a dark shade of pink it gets lighter in cursed seal state it is not dark or toned enough to be red ever.

and so on,

Only some of that is ninja like.

Fire Release: Heavenly Prison is the closest thing to a chakra blocking seal even then it prevents from molding the energy and absorbs it. In no way does it 'block' anything. Sealing is one of the lesser defined things in the series. So authors take extreme advantage of this. sealing is powerful yes. If some thing is added it should be defined with a clear history. If the element is to be fully integrated. Where something is derived from so it's something traceable.


Minato choose that sealing method to seal the fox in Naruto it's a dual layered seal not a singular seal array.. Kushina taught him every thing she could. So he choose suicide. the fox did not kill him. His death was indirect result but it was still his choice. So Kakshi saying to Naruto you killed my mentor is stupid.. while their contempt for him is understandable it is misdirected. Biwako choose to be there and was killed before the fox was ripped out of Kushina. Haruno like Namikaze is only a surname and of little to no importance since no one will acknowledge him as Minato's son publicly. As for the enemies if that were really the case Sasuke wouldn't able to be carry the Uchiha name if you go with that line of reasoning. But only carrying the Uzumaki name entitles him to foreign diplomat status. Let's not forget they can't logistically kill him because there are no more Uzumaki to stuff the fox in. if it were a normal nin they'd be dead by now. Naruto was going to become the third container regardless of weather his family died or not. So the fact that they did is irreverent. So the fox is not a gift from his father it is the responsibility of the Uzumaki clan. Both parents made a grave error in appointing Jiraiya guardian of anything. , Hiraishin no Jutsu wouldn't even exist without having someone like Kushina there to help neither would the Resangan for that matter if he wasn't able to observe a bijuu regularly. he may have had his own battle sense but with out the other two he wouldn't have gained near the reputation he had. he's easy to overcome with enough observation just like anyone else. Minato played to Kushina's sympathy about her destroyed village when she offered to take the fox with her leaving no room for argument. Thus Naruto and the fox are victims of circumstances. Like all other containers. Now E is angry because of Minato's choice. now he wants to kill Naruto because it's the better option well it's not.it was like Sarutobi not telling Naruto sooner then twelve. The seed was already planted for him to be a tool rather then a person. Mito and Kushina had some 'privacy and protection' Naruto was going to become the third container regardless of his parents dying. There is no Shinigami in Naruto that's just an avatar for a technique. This is reason enough to fear and kill them Shiki fujin is an uzumaki technique.


Tactically and statistically they are sound but even then they are weak together. Psychologically they clash too much to work well..

Sakura can represent how the villagers treat Naruto and toss him aside when not useful.

Sasuke PTSD he did not see his brother kill his family he showed it to him ,mentally unstable and used by any and everyone he meets. Sasuke is not that much of a genius if he can be manipulated so easily.

Naruto Whisker marks do not identify him as a Bijuu holder their a generally no markers on any containers but subtle hints the whisker are genetic imprints of the Bijuu's former host and thus the Bijuu's minor effect on his body.

He does not have ADD or ADHD for that matter not all hyper kids have those disorders . In Naruto's case he'll to anything not to be associated with the fox. Battered wife syndrome, loyal to a fault driven when given a reason good even if not sometimes misguided. Sasuke and Naruto could have the same personality but hes able to smile for some reason even if at times strained. Putting up a good front. Sasuke ,Nagato , Kubto, and Orochimaru or Danzo could take the place of one another easily. All people are ever going to do is compare him to his 'father' which he would see as annoying eventually if he were to develop a more even persona. His confidence had no backing until recently. If he had this sooner he would have seen that he was being completely and utterly used. He uses terms like ero-sinin,ba-chan and jiji as terms of endearment but they could also be seen as subconscious mistrust that he could not be willing to admit or willing just not vocal. If Naruto was to leave it would be of his own accord. Iruka didn't pay Naruto much mind until Sarutobi stepped in. Naruto may call Sarutobi old man. But, he does something similar to that with just about everyone. So it's not that special. Neither of the three of them interact all too often.

Societal adversity - Desire to avoid the discomfort, dangers, and responsibilities arising from being among people. This can happen if other people are sometimes or oftentimes rude, hostile, critical or judgmental, crude or otherwise unpleasant. The person would just prefer to be alone to avoid the hassles and hardships of dealing with people.


True social isolation over years and decades tends to be a chronic condition affecting all aspects of a person's existence. These people have no one to turn to in personal emergencies, no one to confide in during a crisis, and no one to measure their own behavior against or learn etiquette from — referred to sometimes as social control, but possibly best described as simply being able to see how other people behave and adapt oneself to that behavior

Lack of consistent human contact can also cause conflict with the (peripheral) friends the socially-isolated person might occasionally talk to, or might cause interaction problems with family members. It may also give rise to uncomfortable thoughts and behaviors within the person.

The day to day effects of this type of deep-rooted social isolation are objectively serious situations and are not simply 'obstacles' that can be overcome from human effort. This is because the effects can mean:

Evidence has been growing that when our need for social relationships is not met, we fall apart mentally and even physically. There are effects on the brain and on the body. Some effects work subtly, through the exposure of multiple body systems to excess amounts of stress hormones. Yet the effects are distinct enough to be measured over time, so that unmet social needs take a serious toll on health, eroding our arteries, creating high blood pressure, and even undermining learning and memory.

In children, it leads to all kinds of problems. Failure to be socially connected to peers is the real reason behind most school dropouts. It sets in motion a course on which children spin their way to outcast status and develop delinquency and other forms of antisocial behavior.

In adults, loneliness is a major precipitant of depression and alcoholism. And it increasingly appears to be the cause of a range of medical problems, some of which take decades to show up.

A lack of close friends and a dearth of broader social contact generally bring the emotional discomfort or distress known as loneliness. It begins with an awareness of a deficiency of relationships. This cognitive awareness plays through our brain with an emotional soundtrack. It makes us sad. We might feel an emptiness. We may be filled with a longing for contact. We feel isolated, distanced from others, deprived. These feelings tear away at our emotional well-being.

Even well in to the middle of part two no one trusted part two. Jiraiyatakes his money tells Naruto he did it so that he can avoid the vices of drinking and gambling and prostotution turns around and does just what he told Naruto not to do.

To study rejection inside an fMRI scanner, the researchers used a technique called Cyberball, which Williams designed following his own experience of being suddenly excluded by two Frisbee players at the park. In Cyberball, the subject plays an online game of catch with two other players. Eventually the two other players begin throwing the ball only to each other, excluding the subject. Compared with volunteers who continue to be included, those who are rejected show increased activity in the dorsal anterior cingulate and the anterior insula — two of the regions that show increased activity in response to physical pain, Eisenberger says. As far as your brain is concerned, a broken heart is not so different from a broken arm.

Naruto is the only child to his parents so he unknowingly puts a lot of pressure on himself.

Sasuke has a mentality of something like:

It’s lonely at the top -- or at least, at the beginning! A 2007 survey of corporate leaders found that 43% of CEOs were firstborns, 33% were middle children, and 23% were youngest children.

Younger siblings

A younger brother is more likely to put on the pads -- or go ski jumping, sky diving, motorcycle racing, or play lacrosse -- than his older brother.

But Nauto also has the mentality of Younger siblings being that he is one of the youngest born in his generation.

Patterns of note in stories,

1. That you have to give respect to get respect.

2. That someone one should never hit women because it's wrong the assumption is that he thinks this way because he lets Sskura hit him. There are numerous occasions where he is simply tries to see what wrong and still gets hit by her. Almost directly after the Nagano arc she gut punches him and not one person lifts a finger to stop it.

3. For those that say Naruto never responded to Hinata he did in a personal thought as stated where here he thought she was shy and weird.

No incarnation of Naruto said anything even close to this.

Battered person syndrome is a more pointed term this may not apply in the literal sense

This could apply to Karin, Naruto and Sakura in a way. For Naruto it's Sakura and on some level everyone in the series. For Sakura,Karin and Ino it's Sasuke.

When Battered Person Syndrome (BPS) manifests as PTSD, it consists of the following symptoms: (a) re-experiencing the battering as if it were recurring even when it is not, (b) attempts to avoid the psychological impact of battering by avoiding activities, people, and emotions, (c) hyper-arousal or hyper-vigilance, (d) disrupted interpersonal relationships, (e) body image distortion or other somatic concerns, and (f) sexuality and intimacy issues.[6]

Additionally, repeated cycles of violence and reconciliation can result in the following beliefs and attitudes[7]

The abused thinks that the violence was his or her fault.

The abused has an inability to place the responsibility for the violence elsewhere.

The abused fears for their life and/or the lives of their children (if present).

The abused has an irrational belief that the abuser is omnipresent and omniscient.

Take the basics of Battered Person Syndrome and apply them to Tsundere ,Yandere,Dandere and Kūdere.

The pursuer of the Tsundere based on actual psychology would either turn submissive to treatment. Still cope with the treatment but find ways to avoid Tsundere or outright kill Tsundere. If a Tsundere supposedly represents normal relationship development which it does not.

The pursuer of a Kūdere and Dandere will eventually stop if efforts will not work no matter how long said person is willing to wait for Kūdere or Dandere to react.

Yandere would go into a psychotic depression or have some sort of psychotic break.

Patients suffering from psychosis have impaired reality testing; that is, they are unable to distinguish personal subjective experience from the reality of the external world. They experience hallucinations and/or delusions that they believe are real, and may behave and communicate in an inappropriate and incoherent fashion.

Psychosis may be caused by the interaction of biological and psychosocial factors depending on the disorder in which it presents; psychosis can also be caused by purely social factors, with no biological component.

Yandere will kill the person they love because that person would not return their feelings But if that person didn't know the Yandere's feelings because the Yandere was far too shy. if in situations like this people don't know you love them unless the person tells them. But the person the Yandere will likely react with indifference of shocked but still not return the Yandere's feelings at all because they have no interest or intent to be with them. Thus this may initialize a psychotic break.

Kūdere (クーデレ?)A character type, mostly of a female character, who is normally cold and unassuming but later reveals a softer and kinder side.

Dandere (ダンデレ?)A character who is usually emotionless, that eventually changes to display their sweet, romantic, and loving soft side

Tsundere (ツンデレ?, pronounced [tsɯndeɽe]) is a Japanese character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing his or her warm side over time. The word is derived from the terms tsun tsun (ツンツン?), meaning to turn away in disgust, and dere dere (デレデレ?) meaning to become 'lovey dovey'.

The Tsundere archetype with subtraction of the lovey dovey' element can be equated to the word has also come to mean to render a male less of a man, or to make a male feel less of a man by humiliation. This metaphorical usage of the word is much more common than the application of its literal meaning. It can also mean the reduction or removal of force behind a statute or legislation and Feminist theory.

Tsundere represents

She doesn’t recognize your ego. She only recognizes the connection between you and her. Let me say it again, she’s not recognizing your ego, she recognizes whatʼs Connected between you and her. She may say she cares but she doesn’t really and there’s really no hope of recovering it and She starts criticizing you in private then in public. That could just be in private first, and then it becomes in public later on. She starts to try to control you. She becomes downright disrespectful. She cuts off conversations, like she’ll just chop it off where she wants to. She puts you down in front of other people

Sexual Partner Divorce Risk,



Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.


Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

This can be annoying regardless of gender.


You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which your rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, its avoidance.


Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.


Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, and then clamp down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.


Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between fingers and thumb like You’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.


A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.


Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled

fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.


Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.


Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.


Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they Plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.


Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head, unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.


Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the Material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.


Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there then you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior over vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.


You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.


Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.


A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.


When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.


If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach,the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.


Every man's fear, With reason, if you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.


It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

21 and 20 directly contradict each other.


You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

Most guys know whether a woman comes even if they do ask.


Doesn’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.


Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that itwill lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

You’d be surprised how many guys just plain do not like oral sex at all.


Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what’s necessary.


Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just liethere.and don't grab her head.

You be surprised how many guys will tell someone they don’t like oral sex.


In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them.In real life, it just means more laundry to do.


Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does All the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

Female on top positions can lead to penis fracture. Her on top is not a great idea, Reverse Cowgirl Responsible For Most Cases Of Penile Fracture In The West: A Global Guide,Scientists Find Girl-On-Top To Be Most Dangerous Sex Position For Men and The 4 Most Dangerous Sex Positions


This is how men earn a reputation n for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

There are guys that don’t like anal sex at all.


When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "_to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.


Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.


There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.


If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

31 and 33 directly contradict each other.


Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

Most men know this. Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate No it does not.


It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.


Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.


It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

For some dirty talk does nothing anyway.


You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.


Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lay on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.


Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

If you don’t it may be considered rape the next day so.

Yandere (ヤンデレ?)A Japanese term for a person who is initially very kind, loving, caring, and gentle to someone (or at least innocent) they really, truly like and care about a lot before their purely intense romantic love, admiration, and devotion becomes mentally destructive in nature, often through overprotectiveness, violence or brutality. The term is derived from the words yanderu (病んでる?) meaning a mental or emotional illness, and deredere (でれでれ?) meaning to show genuinely strong romantic affection. Yandere characters are mentally unstable, and sometimes are incredibly deranged and are not mentally sane, often using extreme violence and/or brutality as an outlet for their emotions. The usage of the character type has led to criticism over the amount of violence in works such as School Days, a classic story of a romantic love triangle gone dangerously wrong. Although the character type has been used in anime and manga since Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam in 1985, conscious use of the term only began to be around the turn of the millennium. A classic (and rather extreme) example of yandere is Yuno Gasai, from the manga/anime Future Diary, who is prone to kill anyone who may interfere with her obsessive passion for the series protagonist Yukiteru Amano (or just even be near him without any romantic contact). Yandere are usually, but not always, female characters, and are usually depicted as villains, making them anti-heroines at best but often the only evil teammate when on the good guys' team. For example Rolo Lamperouge from the Code Geass series can be considered a yandere for his ruthless devotion to the series protagonist Lelouch (who himself rises in arms against his father and his empire to create a better world for his little sister), as his affection grows to the point he will attempt to kill even those who are close to Lelouch in order to not be replaced. More good (and otherwise Anti-heroic) examples would be Belarus from Axis Powers Hetalia, or Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka in the song "Scissorloid". Western/non-anime or manga characters that are similar in concept to a Yandere such as Annie Wilkes in Misery fall under the Abhorrent Admirer trope. Sometimes, they can just be played in a comedic, usually exaggerated, context

Who ever coined the term talk no jutsu needs to stop and think it's not Naruto's version of peace it's Jiraiya,Minato,Kakshi,Sarutobi and Nagato's primarily. Obito's warped preemption of it. None of which is directly Naruto's own personal views. His views are effected by too may others to see what is his and what is theirs.


With the seal complete he has better overall chakra control that why he doesn't need the clone to form a single Resangan the Irmi however is still too heavy. So the Resangan verities by themselves sort of make sense. he could be absorbing the life force of the Zetsus as a counter balance to said clone problem but only some of that is reasonable.


That's what most use to say Naruto didn't have that bad of a life.

If that was true Danzo's Root wouldn't exist, Any real kage wouldn't allow some one who plots to kill him be an adviser. if this was was the case Naruto wouldn't live off of one food and eat more healthy. If that law was truthfully effective Naruto would have had a better time at the academy and most likely passed sooner and had better training in the academy. Instead he was given mediocre training, If a kages word if law then Danzo wouldn't have been allowed to be on council, Team Kakshi and Iruka wouldn't have listened to the other instructors and do the right thing and then be basically told to befriend him and Naruto would not believe the only way to get respect is to be a kage. By not telling Naruto the truth Sarutobi did more harm then good which resulted in Naruto's cannon personality When Naruto found out for he himself found out about the fox did he talk no. His teammates most likely guessed but Naruto can and does keep quiet when necessary. Both Sasuke and Naruto have very ligament reasons to out right hate the leaf village not to mention Naruto's complete and utter social isolation. The difference with Naruto is his honor. But it's honor that is cultivated on lie after lie. There is little to go on with Naruto's personality between the day he was born and twelve as that is he is introduced to when the time between that is used To form his fundamental development. If any thing these are a few this that prove a kages word is nothing but meaningless. By passing that law Sarutobi also limited Naruto's ability to have a successful relationship with in the village.


Kakashi saw his father kill himself then became a 'by the book ninja' then saw his friend get killed and became very distant. Kakashi killed Rin Nohara himself so no Naruto killed Rin just being born. is more concerned that Naruto would not turn out like him.

Neji his father offered himself in place of his brother but his bother tries to saved his brother thus resigning him him fate ideology.

Gaara was on the brink of insanity because he couldn't find love all he found was fear and went insane but is now a kage. He's only that rank to be controlled better the village advisers admit that much.

Bee his 'friend' tried to kill him he devolved something akin to Naruto and Kushina's verbal tic by way of rapping.

Tsunade is extremely vain with an addictive nature with skills of an an expectational medic. But, only because all those she considers family are dead.

Orochimaru obsessed with perfection and knowledge all because of one misplaced and misunderstood phrase by Sarutobi.

Itachi pushed it his limits and beyond and it full of regret and remorse for following orders.

Itachi tells Sasuke to hate him with every thing he is then he turns around and wants Sasuke to kill him and be a hero. Which when he kills his brother he hates even more. Realizing he screws up he gives Naruto a Kotoamatsukami of which Danzo has the other. To try get to Sasuke to manipulate him. Because of his own mistake but he doesn’t let Naruto know how to activate it. Yet Itachi is praised for his Genius sure...

Hagoromo son's Indra past Madara current Sasuke past Hashirama Senju current Narut Asura's. the cavalry makes more senses but without it it hold no weight.

Technical Pacifist

He witnessed the horrors of the Third Great Shinobi War when he was about four to five years old, and it traumatized him to the point that he hated war with a passion, and loved peace, no matter fragile it was. Since then he has been a technical pacifist, preferring to use his unbelievable genjutsu powers to incapacitate his opponents rather than take lethal action.

Naruto from the first chapter for more than six hundred chapters to the present, he has never, ever, ever actually killed someone. It's not that he won't kill if he has to, although he doesn't like it, events have just conspired to ensure that he has never actually caused someone to die by his own hands. Even Kakuzu, the first victim of his devastating Rasenshuriken technique, somehow managed to survive what should have been a killing blow just so he could be finised off by Kakashi instead.

Obito wants revenge for Rins death so he lost his name because he thoought it to be weak. He became Tobi.

Obito over heard Kakashi's conversation at Rin's grave so he stole the fox.

Sasuke orphaned and obsessed with killing his brother driven because of a lie and not focused on finding the real reason. confirmed by Madara Sasuke has no direct genetic relation.

Orochimaru's Juinjutsu is based on Natural enegry his own enegry, Jūgo's enzymes and the presons will to use Orochimaru has no direct control over anyone with the seals.

Naruto Driven by a lie and orphaned he was never told the truth of those who have family ties to him are unaware of it i. e. Nagato or deny it in Tsunade or to little to late in that of his named guardian Jiraiya. Sarutobi and Danzo only care about military might they just go about it differently. Minato and Kushina they were sealed inside him or their, chakra but can they really claim him as family maybe in blood by nothing else. Bee is the closest thing he has to family.

'E' is in some ways similar to Naruto this is demonstrated when the thinks his brother is dead. But, at the same time is irrational and calm because of experience and age . He doesn’t refer to Naruto as Naruto at first but the container of the fox he wanted to kill him because he found out what was going on which makes some sense but the reasoning is very weak. Tsunade disagrees because finding and training a new container would be something along the lines of too difficult displaying she may trust Naruto but not fully.

Mei is a flirt but very skilled.

No Naruto U. Mei, or Naruto U. Samui don't ask. If he was interested in women like this he'd have no interest in Sakura romantic or otherwise.


In fanfiction bijuu tend to be given a lot more power and control over their container when in cannon their role is very small as they can do very little but talk to their container unless drawing on heavy emotions unless said container has complete control of aforementioned bijuu and or have a partnership. It then could be said resembles that of Naruto's relationship with Hinata Naruto may care somewhat for her but not enough to make a difference she draws her confidence from him there for resembling a host and leach situation with a much bigger problem if corporation is not achievable and container pulls on charka which happen subconsciously anyway you get an abusive relationship akin to Naruto and Sakura. But the container is actually protecting the Bijuu. So while the the pride of not wanting to be contained and controlled or forgotten and locked away is understood it will not result in what is needed to achieve anything. If the bijuu had soul control over it's container there's no point in the bijuu having a container at all. No matter what bijuu it is or who the container is. If Bijuu were all powerful not one of them could be contained no matter how much effort is put fourth. But since they can , they are not invulnerable or infallible.


Everyone else had clans to train them, Naruto had no one. So his personality flaws could have been curbed with some one who ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT HIM. His arrogance that everyone claims he has been developed out of what little skill he had. His self-righteousness is from from tasks given to him be everyone around so he feels the need no take every thing on himself. Now with all that weight he has help here and there now by he should have had this as a child. the flaws devolved and change over time but could have been a lot less if he wasn't ignored. being that he was ignored people where less and less likely to help him. as a result it became harder for him to learn in a sense. so as a result he has trust issues. Sasuke was traumatized but before that had family and some training he was breaking be betrayal and cracked but he still had support. Naruto very little. If Naruto was to go ask for a book and so forth he might get help and might not or ignored entirely.


If Naruto got training because he was a container it's no where to be found. No one actually trusts him they all trust his father and mother not him. Sarutobi didn't all Jinchūriki know they are and not shocked to find out. Then there's the fact that every one knows his family making the 'IWA threat on his life' null. Minato's enemies are his and his alone. Not Naruto's the idea that the son pays for the fathers dishonor is an old warriors adage in fact that that is what he is doing because Minato was not able to complete his task. Naruto meeting 'E' for the first time and Tsunade's comments after that shows they only trust Minato.. Kakshi pulling Sakura aside and telling her not to tell him about the curse seal there are several other examples of someone not trusting Naruto so why trust them. Chunin Exams up to retrieval arcs are all examples of manipulation from everyone in the village. If Naruto is killed for not getting Sasuke back the whole team that went on the mission. Then the then the whole team that was sent to get him must be killed it's only fair. Tsunade sent inexperienced people on that mission. Banishment for Naruto would make no sense because everyone is responsible for what happened there. Killing or banishing Naruto. Would not get the Akatsuki out of village affairs because their leader has two goals kill the elders and to dominate the world. Killing Naruto would destroy the village thus completing one of the two goals if not then it would cripple them with little to no effort. Killing Naruto because he knows something he knows next to nothing of importance. He knows nothing of his parents or anything of substantial value. Because he's the container of a bijuu that would go nowhere. Also banishing Naruto for anything makes him ineligible to become leader of that village so recovering him just for that would be impossible. Marking him a missing-nin after said action is taken is illogical because he is dropped from the military ranks. So to would saying he has mental instability because most of these ninja do and none of them are or were fit to lead anything to begin with. If Naruto did bring Sasuke he'd be killed for going to a high ranking traitor. They both were on equal terms during that battle one was aiming to kill the other was aiming to restrain. Minato never told Sarutobi anything in regards to Naruto at all. There's not really a sense of betrayal after the scroll incident Naruto just is a ninja. Another example of compete and total mistrust in Naruto is the events in Blood Prison.

Naruto doesn't survive Valley of the End.

Neither would Sasuke he would either be brought back and killed or they both die. Naruto redirected his blow at the last few seconds The rate of rotation was just too high to be avoided on it's own. He survives by moving quickly he'd still lose an arm or bleeds out on the way to Orochimaru or dies right there. Sasuke spared him on a whim. Okay similar could be said for Naruto because he was conflicted. Otherwise Sasuke'a organs would have been on the other side of that water fall. Orochimaru must find a new way to get what he wants.

Naruto failed the exam three times no matter if he got the headband or not he would not be a ninja. There is no way to seal someone's chakra off entirely unless said person plans on dying and them methods that have been shown to do so have serious flaws and are not long-lasting or have methods of getting around them. Following cannon of a series and following the general logic of something unless explained other wise somewhere within a story are two separate things.


All three clans are related in more ways them one.

Uchiha are parlayed as thieves slavers and master manipulators. Madara/tobi wanted revenge against the clan that denied him and the place that wronged him. He took advantage of Danzo's greed and Orochimaru's need for perfection and power. Uchiha were treated with caution. But it was Madara's bid for revenge against his clan that rejected him and the village elders that basically spurned him. He has a twisted notion of peace but at a very high cost. Itachi, Sasuke ,Orochimaru ,Nagato ,Kabuto and Naruto are all products of this.Without Mangekyō it's highly speculative that Madara could control any bijuu. The way he is now happened after his 'death'.

Madara, only after he read Hagoromo Ōtsutsuki's tablet in the Naka Shrine did he become full of regret and remorse this is only read through the Mangekyō Sharingan. Madara admitted he planed the sealing of the turtle into ri\\Rin to get Obito to follow his whims to get the results he wanted.

Uzumaki Uzi no Kuni is sent to the bottom of the ocean , their techniques and history are gone the only way to get information on the clan is secondhand. What's left of that knowledge split between the nations. Who benefits from this clans destruction the most Senju because they're blood related and 'allies' so they receive most of the knowledge left behind. Uchiha indirectly benefit because it's one left threat for power.

Senju Are martyrs - Hashirama is the only one with wood release. But other Senju's have almost perfect control of the elements they are aligned with and medical justu or gen. He is the only one with wood release. Unless you count genetic clones or implanted cells. Zetzu,Tenzo,Danzo.


This is said Numerous people in several different ways. If you apply this rule to anyone in the Elemental Nations you won't get an example that that doesn't break the rule on some level. Real ninjas use their own body as a weapon they train to use weapons the reflect the meaning of what it is to be stealth. They don't talk about their life they just do a job get paid and go home.

An Elemental nations Ninja can control an energy that can take months if not years to even see. Yet it's viability to them is second nature. This energy is then so effectively harnessed. Then it utilized on such a level that it can be used to control elements and later be pulled out of nature. Techniques have to be announced and prepared with hand sings before the skill can effectively be used. They have genetic mutations that can make someone immortal, see though things cast illusions on eye contact, create barriers of pure energy, summon animals, Seal 'Demons' in pots, urns and people as well as bring back the dead. In the middle of fights they tell their enemy their own what seems to be long winded background. If an Elemental Nations ninja is an example of real ninja then certain rules that govern the concept of a real ninja can be broken. Technically no one in the entire series is a serious ninja. They're all loud brash, cocky and over confident in their own way. In short there is not one serious ninja. If a serious ninja was put in the Naruto series most if not all in Naruto would be dead and the is cause they would not have the time to shout the name of the skill or do hand signs a knife to their throat , hands bound or eyes covered and their all useless.


Neji and Sasuke's intelligence shows through in their skills. Sasuke gets consumed by his ambition Kakashi is much like Itachi full of regret but he moves forward while Kakashi is stuck he then appears aloof moving much slower. Shikamaru's intellect and tactics may have gotten him a promotion but he didn't want it. Hiruzen special attention over Orochimaru created the team the way it is now. much like Sasuke's and Kakashi creating the current dynamics. Kabuto and Sasuke got lost in themselves. Kabuto and Naruto will follow anyone willing to show them a path if it gives them purpose . Itachi is skilled intelligent but far too sure of himself. Jiraiya is a fool with moderate intelligence that becomes extraordinary skilled over time. Tsunade is driven be regret and loss to better herself but has her own faults. Hiruzen is skilled because of he was thought by Tobirama, Danzō Shimura when he was younger berates himself for being weak much like Naruto after the retrieval mission. His ambition becomes twisted out of jealousy and bitterness. He almost had a hand in the creation of every enemy in the series. Homura and Koharu do not trust Naruto at all. Their inelegance comes with age. Sakura is book smart her temper gets the best of her Naruto comes of as lazy at fist because we don’t really see much of his academy days and when its shown it's not exactly positive. Iruka is shown tossing and turning at night the initial reactions to Naruto shows that he sees Naruto as a pest and a bother and not the brother most portray him to be. As Noted by his hesitation to go near him after Nagato's invasion and their conversation post gaining a level of control over his bijuu. But, Naruto is very kinetic and his skills set is lacking once someone. Shows him he's willing to work at it but he gets bored. Naruto, Orochimaru and Danzō are more alike then either will ever openly admit. Minato is a genius who killed himself for his ideas something Naruto would do which makes him a fool in turn. Minato would do it to uphold his ideas. Naruto would do it just to prove his worth.. Guided with that same principle. Geniuses and fools are one in the same.


Sure that's what they are. But look at what happened Garra goes crazy. Bee almost gets killed when he was relatively normal same as Yugito. Isobu was completely controlled by Tobi without Yagura able to do much of anything. Rōshi and Han were in seclusion. Fuu was no where to be found. Utakata was a missing nin who seemed to be a lot less trusting because of his master. Kurama doesn't trust anyone even Naruto at first with the appearance of having more freedom within Naruto then in Kushina and Mito. If Kurama could not control Kushina or Mito directly How would it control Naruto. He is the only who experienced anything negative from holding Kurama because of this it's hard for him to form relationships properly. Which can explain his reactions which someone when clearly that is not his friend that is Sasuke but that's hard for Naruto to see. Naruto is already loyal beyond reproach because so few give him what he needs. As well as his lack of information. If he had these things he would not be. He doesn't appear to be a weapon but he is. This proves killing any one of the containers is more trouble then it's worth. Did Hashirama know this when he was passing them out...a possibility but no. Logically however that's what they became. Rin Nohara was made the container of the turtle by mist by force in efforts to rid the leaf village. before Yagura she chose her method of death.

If Tobi didn't attack when he did Kushina would have given birth without interruption that begs the question of who told him. Other then that if there were more then the prospect of Kurama escaping at least one of Tsunade's parents would never have been born.


Sarutobi , may not have condoned harm to Naruto openly. But he had that crystal ball he must have seen how lonely the boy was. Yet everyone says some thing about how much of a brat or idiot he is. The isolation itself is abuse. Also there are higher levels of the village the are committing acts of first rate treason. What is stopping them from taking their aggression out on a kid. The personality that Naruto has is shaped and molded to what it is over the years and given a slight boost by the genetics of his parents as well as parts of themselves within him. He most likely saw Sarutobi one day and wondered what he did to get that respect. He went into a speech about 'The will of fire.' Naruto wanting the most respect set his sights on Kage. Not thinking maybe there are other ways to get respect. Sarutobi could have held some contempt for Naruto. While he didn't discourage social interaction with Naruto. But he didn't encourage it either. Naruto seems to feel in emotional extremes of sad and happy which means not many cared about his social growth intern hindering his other abilities to cope with stress and so on. Mizuki gave Naruto the code for the vault but where did he steal that or get it from there are five distinct possibilities Sarutobi, Danzo, The Elders most likely Orochimaru or just got lucky If Sarutobi Had that crystal Ball and could track Naruto did he really know him as well as he thought he might have. The fact that he calls the Hokage jiji gave the illusion of this. If he had this power then it could be said that he might not have been may have been even the slightest bit spiteful towards Naruto. Jiraiya toss him into a gorge that almost kills him. That's extreme no mater if it's for training or not Jiraiya is a fool in that he is the one that opened the seal without knowing what he was doing or how to control something he never held. Which he got critically injured as a result. Naruto has limited social skills even by orphan standards. So give him power without the right training he'll come across as arrogant or just reckless when he uses it. thus labeled a jester. By basic juxtaposition Bee, Nii, Kushina and Mito were much better off then Garra and Naruto. So the whole all containers are supposed to be hated issue isn't valid.


Naruto, is an extremely unbalanced character mentally, physically and socially dense when it comes to common sense things his stupidity seems almost directly related to the comedy of the series. He has better observation skill then seen when he's put in a non battle situations but he still has intelligence. Some write to his stupidity almost using that as a defining trait claiming that's more in character but in take into account his full personality, If that is done he is is written out of character if the scope of his personality is taken into consideration..Making him able to think clearer is considered out of character. But so is making him strictly stupid. So the argument of weather he or any other character that is similar to him or the cast of any other movie,story,show or novel is moot.

Goku prone for mischief as a child due to his innocence possession ,cheerful, energetic personality firce loyalty and morality. Goku can also be very blunt, and not afraid to express his opinion in a discussion,

Gohan s a pure and gentle heart

Yusuke Urameshi , short tempered, impulsive, and likes to intimidate those who are afraid of him. Underneath his bold, cocky attitude, he has a joking, and kind nature.

InuYasha The fear or anger at his lack of belonging caused darkness to be in his heart. However, through the involvement of Kagome and friends, he was comforted and able to develop a strong and gentle disposition. He ceased to have concerns for the lives of others. However, after meeting Kagome and other humans, he came to understand the truth about being a demon and began to search for true strength of spirit. His intention to become a demon went from finding his place in the world to wanting to protect his companions but he began to harbor doubts over it,

The primary porpoise for this is to show that a trait in one person is liked while if this is displayed in another person it's almost utterly despised in another. While the first person someone liked is held in such high regard. It's almost forgotten because they are incredibly strong. That is remarkably Inconsistent of people who likely the first person for the same exact reason they hate the second.

Naruto ending up with Hinata is such a political quagmire and it's only something she wants Naruto's attraction to Sakura has never been explained in detail. Unless Tsunade/ Jiraiya she out right rejected him but still cared a great deal. Obito/Rin as reflections. The entire dynamics of all generations of Team Seven are flawed.

With the above in mind take into consideration his standing relationship or lack there of with. Sakura and Hinata they both nearly died four or five times throughout the series. With Naruto some how saving them. Hinata can still barely speak to him if he gets with in ten feet. That whole 'I love you' seemed to be a once in a life time event. In the midst of war her thought would drift more towards Sasuke. While, it's clear that Naruto still cares for Sakura it's unclear as to how deep it goes now. Story wise Hinata's chances are better but nil. Naruto may have confidence but he allows peoples options to effect him too much. It's hard for him at times to listen to reason. If he ends up with someone they need to be firm but flexible and understanding. Not skull cracking or mush, if anyone at all. The general paring for Naruto or Sasuke is no one they both started with no one and they'll end up that way. None of the characters in the series are romantically driven none of them really have time for it.

Darker stories stories as regards to Naruto the claim that this adds a more realistic. Nature to a story is true. But some of of those stories go off the deep end it was stated a few times in the series that killing Naruto would be very bad and some kill him would kill the fox. By that logic when fighting a bijuu if some one strong enough (e.g. Third Raikage and Ay or E.) said bijuu can sustain injury hence given enough power kill it. Also surrounded to the fact that they may be 'immortal' but can still die. Killing, Naruto would do nothing but ensure destruction. Yet that's where most darker stories start an the village almost never gets destroyed right when he dies. It would seem you must face a bijuu to kill it then not kill it's container and it goes away. But killing Naruto will solve every problem and hate and anger will stop. Realism has some sort of balance. An author's version of what they consider 'Realism' is all their own. Which makes it interesting at least.


1. Naruto destroys everything.

2. Invert Naruto's personality turning him into a complete coward. Have him be everyone's punching bag for stress. Which he already is to a degree in the story. Give him an I. Q. of ten. Which if it's actually taken into account that he is somewhat smarter then he acts. Berate him so much that he wants to commit suicide. Which miraculously kills the Energy Beast in his gut and nothing happens to the village when he dies with out repercussions. Push the blame on Naruto for practically everything that's gone wrong in the past forty years to make everyone feel better.

Dark Naruto was a fictional plot device by authors way before it was used in the actual story line. So at all cost should be avoided.


Naruto is more advanced then say the time frame of InuYasha and Kuroshitsuji technology wise but the technology of Naruto is random but still more advanced.

They have radios , movie theaters that could be put in be put in nineteenth to twentieth century trains and ships from the seventeenth centuries, eight bit computers and some advanced armor used for battle and early deigns for methods of flight. Tv's and VCR's from the eighties. Also, genetic manipulation the the eludes to beyond the current century. Somehow, reminiscent of the feudal era. Which could set the Elemental Nations on it's own planet,Post apocalyptic earth or a semi-advanced hidden part of the modern world yet there are stories where Naruto ,wakes up in the nineties and it's more advanced when all that really changed was the application of technology and transportation. Then there's the dimensional jump of which are few places within Naruto to do that effectively. If not then a situation is more then likely created by the writer.


Most think of Naruto think along the lines of

Naruto isn't supposed to be smart, Naruto isn't supposed to be able to do things on his own, he is supposed to ask for help, to work towards his goals, Naruto is supposed to be Naruto. Nobody wanted him to change. Nobody wanted a Naruto who wasn't a loud hyperactive knucklehead who couldn't do anything by himself. With a Naruto who needed help, everyone else felt better about themselves. When you know that there is someone at the bottom, then you know that you're not that somebody.

No one wants a Naruto that says Hinata She scares the crap out of him.

Naruto, didn't want to be a container he had no choice in the matter, There a number of choices that led up to that night but saying the fox gives him ALL of the abilities he has is somewhat of a stretch. He supposedly didn't know about for twelve years. He's being setup to do some thing the other two mostly forced the bijuu into submission. While Naruto did the same thing at first he wants them all to cooperate willingly Not making Naruto the container for he wouldn't need the skill set he has, splitting the fox in more ways then one is a flimsy concept but feasible given there's a concrete way to do it. Changing Naruto genetically then sealing off his abilities. By logic if you change his genetics through any means the seals and mind altering abilities would no longer work right because he no longer hold similar genes or biochemistry. Giving him skills to quickly with him seeing to advance to soon, Training him with a new skill set will get the same result. That leaves it open to when and how he'll use them too soon and it appears to be exaggerated not soon enough and it will look flat. If Naruto is weaken in some other way something must be given to compensate. Another thing of note the seems to happen is that Naruto at fifteen dies if uses the cloak too much. For something he's been holding for twelve years he dies if he uses it when he's older..If that were the case most containers wouldn't live much past thirty..Which they have. Now is it harmful to him without the right control yes. Which brings up..did the village have a proper place to train container evidence points to no. That's why Island Turtle was introduced. It's established in the manga that tailed beasts are weaker when they don't have a jinchuriiki host.


14,095 of 289,353 Naruto U. & Hinata H .Fan girl is something all the girls in or around that age group are.

7,809 of 289,353 Naruto U. & Sakura H.

37,573 of 289,353 Naruto U. & Sasuke U Not all are romantically driven.

596 of 289,353 Naruko U

81 Naruto U. & Naruko U.

90,372 of 289,353 with mention of someone else

30,245 of 90,372 without those

28,664 without 1,581 Naruto U. & Kurama/Kyuubi

28,435 with out 229 Naruto U. & Kushina U

Naruto U. & Karui should be the pairing at the end of the series simply because it would through people for a loop.


Now take 150 stores at least 20 out of those will have a similar premise to base itself off of regardless of weather or not an author read a similar to that. In the event that occurs then the way the story is executed takes precedence. Large portions of the actual series does not focus on Naruto. Fiction a lot less 28,435 of the 289,353 plus is an example of this. So fanfiction focuses on Naruto check the numbers again.


Three types of learning

The three types of leaning are behaviorist, cognitive and constructivist they all have their own place in the instructional dynamic. Given these individual theories each of can be used for an individual or group. But you can not necessarily tell what works better with each person in any of the provided theories so you attempt to tailor what may word as a template by takings surveys on the ways people learn. Yes people unknowingly may lie in them or they may knowingly lie. There are ways to counter act this by putting fault questions or subconscious “trip wires” to make sure that people are paying attention. The results may not be completely accurate but you can if done properly get a baseline for how some learn.

One an assignment was given to us where we had to the test bonderies of something.. There were several options. The one that will be used here is number four of the six choices that were offered. The experiment was to go into stores and or some slinging sometime and offer them a price higher or lower than record the and see what their response was going into a pharmacy ant offering less then was asking price for some candy. This was also done at a candy store, a hat store and Victoria secret in which each responses was a variation on this cannot be done or would you like more. Which is an a conditioning.

Behaviorism can be one of the strongest was to teach someone something because in ads and instructional design. It fall prey to someone habitual nature. Where the theories falters is to take into account the individuals predetermine disposition where another learning theory may become invaluable.

Naruto's learning and behavior patterns seen to fall under cognitive and behaviorist theories he has a habitual nature demonstrated his like of Ramen is a trait from his mother but also very inexpensive, Also providing him with a sense of comfort so it became a habit. Which translates over to his learning style. Having to do things over again. Given how he's treated and the fact that you have show him what to do Naruto would fail the first time. The second someone even if they were paying attention to Naruto the first would have picked up on this. But instead Naruto kept losing interest so he'd slack off even more then the first time. But he found in playing a fool he found that it gets attention but not the kind he needed Behaviorism at it's finest. While teaching Naruto from a book or lecture would get results but not as much as showing him and taking an interest.

Sasuke is driven by something different we know what his goal is from start to end he knows his path. Has a better grasp on things as far as learning goes so he does better at every thing. If Kages have absolute power Sarutobi Would have known and given the authentication for Danzo Homura and Koharu..To order Uchiha Itachi to kill his clan to prevent a coup d'etait of If he wasn't this proves that Kages do not rule absolute and their rank means nothing.

If Naruto would have found out about Uzi no Kuni and his clan sooner would the same person Hinata admires and is obsessed with. No, Naruto would mostly be a lot less trusting of everyone. . But he's not because he's told this information when the core of his personality is firm. So it strengthens his resolve. Why isn't sealing split between the two clans and given to to a third distant relative, To provide some sort of balance if there wasn't they would all be in a CONSTANT state of war.

Everyone needed target and they got that in Naruto to push their negative emotion on and they got him. So Sarutobi passing laws to protect Naruto put a target on him and he never knew and got frustrated . Which is where his anger more them likely comes from. Sasuke's is from pure rage and lashes out at everything. Naruto has every right to do the same but doesn’t he gets angry yes but not with the same motivation. The inclusion of ' Dark Naruto' into the plot had it's reasons. They were Naruto's unconfirmed emotions given form Bee would have gone through the same training. So if Naruto could have left the water fall 'Dark Naruto' would have left. Fan fiction stretches this beyond it's limits as 'Dark Naruto' has no physical form passed those falls and yet is still given one.

Sasuke and Naruto have a general affront for authority. Sasuke it's the way he interacts with people. Naruto is the same in that regard it's in his actions and the way he addresses people he dislikes being called brat so he calls them pervert or old. So writing either one where they turn to a bijuu and in essence say I don't need or want your help and then write where they basically cower in front of anyone with political authority will come off odd.

The same goes for a scenario where he can't use chakra so the elders decide that he's of no use and a romantic interest resides in the very place that wanted to kill him logical progression for Naruto would be for Naruto to seek love interest out side said place.

Naruto like Sasuke has nothing tying him to the village but a promise to become Hokage no inheritance, no money, nothing. Sasuke is angry because his clan was killed. By that logic Naruto should be upset for the same reason if not more so because his clan was killed because everyone was scared or ruled by greed. But he doesn't find out until much later so it has little effect on him.

At the start of the series Sasuke had speed and could react quicker Naruto was slow but he could make up the speed difference by creating thirty or more shadow clones.

Naruto couldn't keep up Sasuke without The Fox This has been stated time and time again. But, how he didn't know it was there for a long time. He didn't use the fox until the middle of their first fight He never really used the Fox until he was practically dead or angry other than that it was all him. No one taught him how to use the Bijuu so how if someone who is not taught could they rely on it is simple they are unable to.

What Naruto does is stupid well what Sasuke does is equally as simple and stupid. In the way they approach matters .

The events that occurred in the series have almost nothing to do with Naruto. Danzo, Hanzō,Madara/tobi , The Sannin and Elders are responsible for the Akatsuki. Sarutobi is reasonable for his own death for not killing Orochimaru when he had the chance. Minato slaughtered half a country without a second thought. The destruction of Uzi no Kuni, Madara's fight with Hashirama This set the current events in motion and has nothing to do with Naruto himself. Unless he is directly involved he had no effect on anything. His parents deaths were a by product of The fox being scared and ripped from it's host and a leader idea of balance no more no less. Even if altered those events would eventually produce results with only a marginal change. Konohagakure creating all it's own worst enemies that about sums it up.

Legendary sennin and it's a title not a rank just like ANBU which is still a Jounin no mater how it's dissected.

They only got that title because they lost the battle but fought long enough to live that's not anythig to brag about. Only because Hanzō didn't feel like killing them.


The beginning of three stories will be posted notes will be the first chapter only after that just the story. No other languages will be used. One story will be focused on at a time. None of the stories will be 'dark' but that's subjective term as it is.

There will will little to to no interaction with bijuu as they do almost nothing anyway.

There will be a phrase or paragraph or reference that loosely ties one story to another. Kurama and Naruto will only speak once or twice if at all. Kurama will never kick Naruto out of his own mind. There’s an intriguing notion one might say that Naruto's mind is his own after all. Romantic paring. Naruto may or may not end up with more then one person or no one at all. This will be used in an attempt to show him how relationships work in general and romantically. If he ends up with more then one so be it. If not then the person he with is it. Summons will not be in any story companions yes but no summons. Stories operate the same as challenges. All challenges are one way trips or crossovers storylines best be blended into each other some how. Dimensional shifts used sparingly. No conversations with his bijuu. If bijuu are to be referred to as demons they will only be second tier A to mid tier S class.

As to the not speaking to the bijuu it gets bothersome to read things like this more then two hundred thousand times. When they rarely if ever speak.

"You have no clue do you? Here's a hint... I am the Lord of the Bijuu, both the protector and the scourge of man, the source of your power."

"This can't be real..."

"I am the Kyuubi no Kitsune, mortal. And here, all alone in the deepest reaches of your insignificant soul, you... are... mine."

Focal points that will be addressed is Naruto's psychology giving him something akin to when he fights and refocus his hyperactivity when he's not. Style and Power. Most of them will push him away from being a ninja depending on the environment that is set up, There will be points that will give something of what the next set of stories are about Fox controlled Naruto will not be done. Updates will come within one to three months of the current chapter. At absolute most 6 months for new chapters. Original characters in stories will be used as nothing but a McGuffin


The Bijuu before they were split were nothing but a giant mass of raw power before they were split they didn't have a separate forms until given them by the sage. Classifying them as 'demons' is a loose definition as to what they are.

Chakra, Spiritual Energy sometimes refers to as Aura or Mana and Physical Energy or ki and a third but separate element Natural energy then Tailed Beast Chakra or Yōki. But Tailed Beast Chakra if they are not being considered actual demons. Magic as defined by most series as one or a combination of spiritual/natural energy. Ki or Chi has it's basis in all aspects of the body the primary one in physical Chakra as defined by Naruto has elements and sub elements and Dark which draws on surrounding negativity. But if Chakra is 'blocked' magic should and would not be able to be used because if physical aspect of Chakra is interrupted so so to is the Spiritual so magic could not me used unless strictly based on natural energy. Which calls on everything. The separation of the Tailed Beasts were the experment of a zelot monk.

Where chakra because of the incorporation of spirit energy offers more precision it's a trade for power, Precision makes little difference if you face someone with overwhelming power the balance of precision versus power becomes negligible

Kaijū and Bijuu have some paralells



If the impact of the Uzumaki is taken out that leaves a big gap in what a story must explain now that the actual reason for attack was given it can be changed however the holes that the changes leave must be filled with something believable. If Naruto was to be made the first container for the fox there would be no reason that had a strong possibility for his mother to die without a very weak reason behind it. What would also have to be explained is sealing methods and why each village was able to keep their bijuu for 100 years each village having a bijuu attack would be to random after they were given out. Most of the core story can be left out and rearranged but this is left out more because “it doesn’t make any sense” or it's preferred that Naruto doesn't have a back-story.

On to thing that get old and cliches most if not all hero's are born in this way look at DC or Marvel for example, Then there's complete accidents. Until, recently almost every time. Naruto 'used' Kurama's power it was forced through his system until they could work together. Yet again proving he didn't want it from the start.

Disney Family: and Ero-fairytail.

Warner Bros: Pre- teen to 16 edgy humor.

Marvel- comics mutants through just being born different or nuclear energy of a different flavor for different powers.

Dc comics- anthropomorphize a myth figure, aliens or beyond normal aptitude at a single skill. Sometimes two or three skills. This could fit some people in Marvel's catalog too.

Moses Aliens: Goku, Optimums Prime,Lion-O last Superman. There are many more though.

Monomyth The Seven Basic Plots Sounds Just Like Are all songs related?

The thought of Naruto's precious people didn't come to mind until he met Haku He would have been driven to prove him self and that he did exist He said himself he basically could have disappeared and it wouldn't have mattered. On the same token Why does Sakura or Hinata have to be his catalyst for any thing Sakura hates him out right for years. Until she realized that he's actually worth something. He didn't even recognize Hinata until she was in cardiac arrest on the exam floor. That is not love it builds but not like any of that. Add to that she knows nothing of value about him. If she's nothing without him she won't get far with him.

The characters in the series are A type personalities that are clearly heterosexual. Just some are more interested then others couples when done in this way are just done for sex few and far between have a plot that is coherent. In that same line of thought is gendershifting. Just because a gender is changed does not mean the core persona changes aggression might be more females are more likely to initialize domestic violence the male counterpart but a female Sasuke or Naruto would still hate each other. Even the one would still be blinded slightly. If authors persist and on making Naruto female another name then Naruko or any other name with an N would be better.

Incest, weather how close they were genetically has a plausibility of playing a role in every clan of note otherwise the genetic variant would be further apart. If that is brought to it's full extent Hinata wouldn't be allowed to be with him in any way shape or from regardless of her feelings. Harems given where a story is written with this outcome and it's not just about sex it's fine. If that's not the desired result a scenario should be constructed where it's not likely baring the writers own moral values away from the storytelling execution . If it's not wanted don't let it be a possibility.

Japanese law states that first cousins can marry upon further research children between family members of any relation have no more likely hood of any problems unless that is a recessive trait with in the familial genome is a defective gene likely to occur. The properties of a child of relate family members is that of a premature infant insect is illegal the reason set forth is that it's a cultural taboo. An offspring of say second,third and forth cousin can reenforce genetics But then you have to in to account the law of genetic phase or Polymorphism.

In a situations where Monogamy is the norm. Polygamy would seem out of place. Monogamy is only a norm after generations and several cultural influences. The human psyche for both genders has a natural ability to hold an intimate relationship with up to four people successfully. Given said individuals personalities are strong enough to handle the situation as is.

Lastly Bashing and reviews if that is done it should at least make sense. The opposite of that is to make a 'good' character look not as positive. And make a 'bad' character not as bad but in doing so there is the risk of pushing the audience away. Reviews aren’t going to mean anything if the don't say any thing that hasn't been accounted for or one word so asking for them is like fishing.

Pointing out characters flaws is not bashing however it's using one flaw and over extending it is them is. Sakura hits Naruto for the sake comedy it's not funny after awhile it starts to look abusive no matter the context. Naruto & Sasuke have a parasitic relationship with all their female counter parts. If Naruto hit Sakura for any thing it would be considered abuse and not be right. Sakura does it as a show of female empowerment.

Black Zetsu is part of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki,Madara Uchiha.ate part of Hashirama's flesh to awaken the Rinnegan, White Zetsus were locked in the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path.. They were previous victims.

Not everything anyone says is false based on an emotional reaction.

Examples Fallacy Fallacy

Easy explanation The Fallacy Fallacy

Naruto's favorite phrase is "a large serving of miso ramen with roasted pork fillet"

How to make miso paste

Exposition from Castersmith Mechanic:

To read these stories it must be understood that tailed beast will be reduced to a non factor from beginning in nearly every story that is to read this is what comes with these stories. This must be fully comprehended before the reader continues as this is it will not appear in any other written story but it had to go somewhere, 'precious people' will never be used in any of these stories authors seem to cling to that no matter what type of story they may write. It will more than likely be a drive for personal self improvement not all will be ninja related. They still make him want to be fire shadow no matter if he's been manipulated or not. The word Kami will not be used in any way.

Sakura-Hinata-Naruto will never be shoehorned within one another's lives because they are not in a relationship. This means neither Sakura nor Hinata will have a sibling or the likes of a codependent relationship of any type in any story.

The dark or inverse self may be referenced but never implemented in a single publication.

If tailed beast inaction is wanted there are two hundred thousand literally stories that make containers almost completely rely on tailed beast or have the tailed beast pull strings like marionettes after this or capture them study them as to make a facsimile of their abilities or a global nuclear weapon. Then to power an illusion to get one girl back from the dead Bijuu controlled containers become remedial. If it's done it's just a disembodied voice in the containers head it's pathetically and disgustingly done. If this is what a reader searched the story for leave now. Otherwise it's a waste of time. It's annoying to read it's even more annoying to write.

Tailed beast speaks to its container about the weather, candy, fried chicken and then them it to philosophers the likes of Socrates other than that it's usually roar tailed beasts are superior to all they crush everything; takes away from the containers' intrapersonal skills.

Dattebayo and Believe It meant literally nothing. As with Inner Sakura's Shānnarō Hell yeah!", "Hell no, Cha or "Damn it as well as Sasuke's 'hn' end up to mean nothing just a useless tag. or Bee's raps yet every author keeps Dattebayo and calls Naruto stupid every five seconds something he knows what is mans and doesn't react well to it. A tailed beast controlled container story will never be done because then all containers are puppets

No One Thousand Years of Death that leads very close to sexual assault do not ask it will not happen, it's not funny and adds no relevance to a thing. Unless there's a story where Naruto sues for indecent assault and molestation against Kakashi Naruto only uses it because of Kakashi and the fact that he thought it to be funny, Instead of a Ninja he's a lawyer in 'My cousin Naruto attorney for the Akatsuki'. What started it all you ask an improperly preformed proctology exam. In these stories Naruto will never view tailed beasts as gifts. There is no mask here he just doesn't tell anyone more then he wants so he doesn't die it's never anything that vital.

Especially someone who has virtually no identity other than their name oh of curse it does wonders for an individual's personality to be called stupid by everyone then not turn around and not have a desire to blow things up. "How do I put this…" the man trailed off, looking up towards the ceiling, "I really… dislike you guys." they all hear this from Kakashi it doesn't really help with any issues they may have at best it increases apprehension unless a personality is shaped to Naruto or Sasuke's cannon personalities to put up with that. To that of, Naruto had a tailed beast that always made empty threats to escape so...The very term 'temporary banishment' is contradictory to itself because banishment means the exiled can under no circumstances return on the condition of return permanent imprisonment or death. This is what makes that ridicules would any other container get banished for the use of Bijuu, no.

If anyone recalls Iruka questioned his whether or not he should be an instructor because of Naruto until the scroll incident they barely had a relationship until Hiruzen stepped in they had no connection. So if that didn't happen Iruka would still think the boy to be a pest and a nascence they never had an immediate bond everyone seems to think. This is written when Iruka was ordered to watch Naruto. But he never became receptive to the instructor at all.

Naruto didn't actually like Jiraiya when they first met. It was mostly after the man showed him the scroll with his father's name that he didn't know, that he even cared. Jiraiya shoved him off the cliff so he would draw on Tailed beast charka may not have been meant to kill him but it would have if he'd got to the bottom. Tsunade and Orochimaru all but killed him when they first met.

It's made very clear at the beginning of the story that Sakura, Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Iruka do not like Naruto so where everyone seems to get they cater to him which they really haven't is only what they see even if it seems that they did it happened over a long period of time. Even then both Sakura and Tsunade are remarkably aggressive. Iruka is still hesitant and reluctant regardless of how supportive he may seem. Where everyone gets he had support there's so much proof of the opposite it's humorous.

Naruto mirrors Orochimaru more than Sasuke he may have Jiraiya's personality quarks they may be similar in character but not upon closer examination, Sasuke and Naruto is mirrored by Hashirama- Madara but Sasuke and Naruto grew up in completely different conditions yes Hashirama - Madara help with the village founding and all but that does not explain the relationship of Naruto to Sasuke other then they, been they really are far from.

Naruto never really cared for bust size otherwise he would have shown no interest in Sakura in the first place. So, no drools, blushes, nosebleeds or titanic amazons' busts Authors make the 'death god' into a fast talker the likes of John Moschitta or make it like Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche. Mizuki acted like a sweet and caring man that's how Naruto was convinced to steal the scroll in the first place he just took advantage of the moment of he does not care for anything or anyone to get the scroll he did kill his teammate to get Orochimaru's attention, Greatly ambitious and dishonorable.

There is no kill switch or subjection seals that are just there because there given a name without explanation and say this and that blocks charka other then seals that already do those which in reality are not that many and have flaws. No one actually initially liked Naruto so this idea that people kiss up to him is actually quite funny. Sakura openly shared her extreme dislike for Naruto. The extreme dislike of Naruto by all of the characters is what most authors do fail to actually see. Naruto was never really the direct catalyst for change characters made the change because they wanted an answer Naruto was the pea to counter balance the scale not many displayed remorse. There no real value to sorry if the results of a set of actions produced a result negative or positive.

Team Hiruzen was trained when he was Fire shadow so the preferential treatment argument falls just the other side of short add to that they were involved in a single war not all three when Itachi asked Hiruzen to protect his brother that could be seen as preferential treatment no matter the purpose behind it. It may not have been but it could have been interpreted that way.

Naruto reaction to Hiruzen proves they had a close relationship it leaves no proof to how much they actually interacted. With other people in his life he wouldn't interact with the previously mentioned people this includes the Ramen Ichiraku proprietors. Naruto doesn't even like to rely on tailed beast yet every author almost forces him to if more explanation is need read the profile before the eyes leave this paragraph. Because, the explanations should be clear after this.

Try to avoid slapstick based humor. Make an effort to not use flashbacks in any story. There will be no 'under the influence of tailed beast' in a single story put to page do not ask. Tailed beasts will be referred to as Energy Monsters, Bijuu, and Charka Monsters or by their revealed name. But, unless they are turned into actual demons in some way not ever will they be referred to as such. That has never shown once with the ability to speak yet every author and their dog gives it the ability to speak it's an avatar. Not once shown with the ability to speak. Its fiction yes but the spectral form has no voice. Again adds the awe factor but damages relationships.

A side from shadow clones, Taijutsu, Body Replacement Technique and Transformation Technique were among his better skills it just didn't look refined because he only had Traditional Shinobi Sparring form at first.

Via his conversation with Son Goku he stated he could have disappeared an no one would have cared so he's not as oblivious as everyone wants to make him be he knows no one cares or more accurately cared he's known that for a long time. Yet every author insists on the driven point that he doesn't realize that when he really does understand this. So authors don't have to reemphasis something he already knows.

Dead Demon Consuming Seal Shinigami "death god" hovers behind the user and wraps its left arm with prayer beads, uttering some unintelligible chanting, and after some time a cursed seal appears on its arm. The soul of the summoned is then partially separated from the body and restrained by the Shinigami's hair as it thrusts its arm into the user's chest to grab the soul of its target a seal of the Uzumaki clan. Adds to fantasy but takes away from a character's relationship skills.

Junior Jedi Oath

"I promise to uphold the Jedi Code. I promise to respect all life and to help those weaker than myself, to use the Force only for good, never to draw my lightsaber in anger, only to defend those who cannot defend themselves, to find new ways to improve myself so that I may be an example to others, and to defend the Galactic Republic.

The Padawan's Jedi Oath

I promise to uphold the Jedi Code.
I promise to respect all life and to help those weaker than myself.
I promise to use the Force only for good; never in anger; only to defend those who cannot defend themselves; to find new ways to improve myself so that I may be an example to others.
I promise to give guidance to those that seek it; while not seeking to lead or rule them.
As a Jedi I must always oppose those who revel in evil and seek power for the sake of power.
They are the plague on society that the Jedi seek to cure.
In the absence of the Jedi, evil will thrive.
In the presence of just one Jedi, evil will evaporate.
No gain comes without a price. You will forever carry the distinguishment of your teacher's presence, as well as the taint, the traits of his own masters as well.

Never forget your training as an apprentice, even though the end nears with each passing day. You must remain dedicated to the Jedi way no matter the cost.

Think of peace and honor, and act upon only that.

The Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and negotiation, seeking the most peaceful solutions to every problem.

As Force-users trained in the Jedi tradition, some students concentrate more on diplomacy, scholarly pursuits, and the spiritual side of the Force than on more physical activities. Healers and researchers seek to better understand the nature of the Force and their connection to it. Mentors and teachers hope to instruct others and pass on what they have learned. Negotiators and mediators are skilled at bargaining and striking compromises. Counselors train themselves to be versatile, able to handle many situations without reaching for a weapon.

Other students concentrate more on combining physical training with mastery of the Force. They concentrate on battle prowess, defense, and physical training. They take their undertakings seriously, considering even mundane missions to be personal tests. Most of these follow the Light Side, but some become Dark Siders and use the Force for evil or selfish intent. Those imbued with the Light Side refrain from using the Force for every task, preferring to find other solutions and save the Force for when it is truly needed. Those who succumb to the Dark Side use every advantage, wielding the Force to solve even the smallest problem, as a soldier would use a gun to destroy a fly.

Though one chapter of your training may draw to a close, you must never cease your practice. It will merely take on a different form, but still it continues.

Mastering the ways of the Light Side of the Force requires tenacity, serenity, concentration, and a willingness to remain open to possibilities that seem implausible. Most Jedi Apprentices encounter difficulties with at least one of these areas, and therefore rely on an instructor, usually a Master, to help them recognize and overcome whatever obstacles stand in their path.

Those interested in learning of the Force and the techniques that manipulate it should locate a teacher willing to impart such knowledge to them.

The Force, like electricity or the wind, exists and can be felt, even though it has no color, no smell, and no shape. The effects of electricity or the wind or the Force can sometimes be seen, but the Force itself cannot. One can see a tree being blown over by the wind, but one cannot see the wind itself.

Explained very simply, the Force flows through out every person's body along certain pathways. In some ways, the Force and these pathways are like electricity and circuits. When electrical circuits are clear and electricity flows easily, an electrical system will work well. If a short circuit occurs, or wires become disconnected or broken, then the electrical system will fail. In a similar way if the flow of the Force along the pathways in the body is interrupted or in some disorder, illness or disease will result.

Along with the instructor, a student of the Force also has duties. Typically, a Jedi Apprentice spends the majority of his time attending lectures, receiving one-on-one tutelage, practicing Jedi skills and techniques, and reviewing what he has already learned. On rare occasions, he may find an uncluttered moment to enjoy a favorite pastime or just a short respite from his daily work, but usually he remains focused on his efforts day and night.

In addition to Force-related study, an apprentice must also perform routine chores required by his life, such as going to work or school. For an apprentice, however, these tasks serve a more important purpose then mere upkeep; they teach a student humility and wisdom as well as simplicity, three traits every Jedi must possess to shield him from the Dark Side in all of its shadowy guises.

Learning to use and manipulate the Force occupies less then half of an apprentice's time. Rather, most teachers concentrate on teaching the responsibilities of possessing such power and the role of a Jedi in the universe.

Grasping the basics of any skill requires time and great expenditure of effort on the part of the student and also the teacher, in some cases. Practice of the technique itself accounts for only a portion of this time, since the teacher tempers progress with caution, ensuring that the would-be Jedi does not succumb to the lure of quick power. Those apprentices who ignore this aspect of acquiring skills often balance on a fine line between light and dark.

Your training will be a landscape of self-discovery. Learn new things and share what you have learned with others.

Hagoromo exemplified his teachings by distributing chakra meant to "connect" people's spiritual energies with one another. It would allow people to understand each other without communication and would allow them pray for each other's safety. However people didn't use the chakra to connect with others, but to instead connect their inner spiritual and physical energies together. They kneaded their inner chakra to amplify it and transform it into modern-day ninjutsu. In the end, they ended up using their chakra in battle, just as Hagoromo's mother Kaguya did.

The Living Force allows Jedi to connect with the plants and animals that inhabit the world around them."

A Jedi adherent of the Living Force

The Living Force was a view on the Force, accepted by the majority of Jedi throughout ages. The Living Force was thought to be present in most living beings, surrounding and penetrating them, thus making all living things connected by it. The Jedi believed the Living Force relied on their instincts and were attuned to other living beings around them. They were mindful of the future and the possible consequences of their actions, but remained focused on the present.[1] The Living Force was viewed as having both the light and the dark side. The Jedi always had to be mindful of their actions to avoid the temptations of the dark side. Through following the Living Force, several Jedi were able to retain their identities after their physical death, becoming one with the Force and able to manifest themselves as Force ghosts. Proponents of the Living Force view, such as Qui-Gon Jinn, espoused a philosophy of "living in the moment," relied heavily on their instincts and concentrated more on sensitivity to living things, rather than fulfilling destiny, which was one of the main tenets of the Unifying Force philosophy

By Hagoromo's defenition chakra is an actual visual representation of the Living Force and Unifying Force theories.

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Naruto of the Santoryu by The King of Swag reviews
After being accused for a mistake he didn't commit, Naruto gains new skills through a different type of training: Kenjutsu! He learns from an unexpected sensei, fights with an unexpected style, and falls in love with an unexpected girl. Read! Swordsman Naruto/Tenten Sakura & Kakashi bashing Sasuke bashing at beginning. Fem Kyuubi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,319 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/23 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Tenten, Moegi
Naruto: Jedi or Sith by Darkmagicdragon reviews
Count Dooku senses a powerful power surge in the Force and is told to find who it belongs to and train them in the ways of the Sith. After his training, Naruto joins his master on an important mission and meets a cute Jedi girl that makes him rethink his choice in life. May become a harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,332 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 11/22 - Published: 4/10 - Naruto U., Ahsoka T., Aayla Secura, Barris Offee
Silent as the by Monkeybandit2 reviews
AU. The final straw and a revelation: a new path is chosen and a dream is left behind. A new future awaits the one that washes his hands of a home he called a prison.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 281,545 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/19 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Maelstrom Jedi by SageOfTheUzumaki25 reviews
Naruto opens a rift in rage and falls into the Star Wars KOTOR storyline. Naruto is the new ten tails. Story not for Children. Revan is female. will span both games. Naruto/Multi. Lemons.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,781 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Naruto U., Bastila S., Revan
American Kitsune! by DRAGONfromheaven reviews
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki, a CIA agent is sent to Langley Falls under orders to keep an eye on the Smiths from his superior. He thought it would be a simple mission but as time goes on he finds himself surrounded by weirdness...and women
Crossover - Naruto & American Dad - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 158,962 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 11/15 - Published: 7/20 - Naruto U.
Rise, Son Of Rome by Young Napoleon22 reviews
After Naruto makes a discovery on a diplomatic mission to Wave country, he begins to question his current place in life. Then, after being banished for "roughly handling" Sasuke in the retrieval mission, Naruto sets off to bring honor to his ancestors and rebuild the Roman Empire...and no one is going to stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 153,057 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 1/11 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Temari]
Son Naruto by LordCanine reviews
Summary will come later. Please read. NaruSakuKyuPan and InoSasuAmi.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/9 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Pan, Naruto U., Sakura H., Kyuubi/Kurama]
Naruto the protector of Feudal Era by shadowninja124 reviews
When Naruto and Sasuke sealed Kaguya, however Naruto passed away by sacrificed his life in order to save his best friend, Sasuke for life. After his death, he was transported to another dimension called Sengoku period, Feudal Era of Japan.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 152,773 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/6 - Published: 4/18 - [Kagome H., Naruto U.]
DBZ: Foundations of A God by RyoshiMorino reviews
As Naruto lay dying, pity was taken, and the shinobi was given new life somewhere far from the world he knew. Now he faces new dangers as he grows not into a shinobi, but into a Saiyan. Rated M for violence, language, and later Mature Romance. Poll Added. Both One-shots out! Pole Now Closed.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,914 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/25 - Published: 5/15 - [Naruto U., Note]
Wisdom by dragonupgost reviews
What is the truth behind the Jedi code, could they have possibly misinterpreted it, and would its true meaning ever be found again. The mind of a child is truly a wonderful thing but could a child's mind change thousands of years of rigorous tradition? Only if that child was an Uzumaki!
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,220 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 10/22 - Published: 5/16 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T., Naruto U.
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,140 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Discovering a Part of Me by I am the Bird of Hermes reviews
'Understanding others is hard, 'Naruto thought, 'but sometimes making sense of myself is even harder.' In a new world, did he actually think he could dare to hope he would get through it like any other time? Despite everything, he never would have imagined what possibly could have been taken away from him.
Crossover - Naruto & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,290 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/21 - Published: 6/3 - Alucard, Seras, Rip Van Winkle, Naruto U.
He Who Laughs Last, Laughs Loudest by MercenaryGrax reviews
After the 4th Shinobi War, things have returned to peace. However, Naruto's dream to become Hokage was shattered when Konoha elected Sasuke to be the Rokudaime Hokage. However, when Sasuke goes to take Karin as his 'rightful' bride-to-be, a new revelation is sprung upon him. It would seem Naruto will have the last laugh after all. Naru x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,315 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 10/20 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Karin U., Naruto U., Karui, Sakura H.]
Star Wars: The New Republic by pain17ification reviews
During his training trip, Naruto starts to feel a connection to a power unknown to his world; the Force. It is the Force that guides him to a figure who was thought to have been lost amongst the stars, and she has decided to take him as her Padawan! Now, what will become of Naruto with both Ninja and Jedi training under his belt? Naru/Revan/Kaguya
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 6/16 - [Naruto U., OC, Kaguya Ō.]
Crimson Sayian God Of Konoha by Red Reaper Of Murder reviews
Goku finally defeats Lord Bills and becomes a god in his own right and decides to find someone to pass his legacy onto and finds it in the container of Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, what will Konoha do with a cold, merciless jinchuuriki who is willing to pay them back for his treatment.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,843 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The New Sith Empire by kyuubi no goku reviews
summery in story
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 7/19 - Naruto U.
The Descendant of Xebos! by djblade98 reviews
What if one the wave mission Naruto awoke something other than Kyuubi? NaruxSaku(one of my favorite couples especially is Sakura is a yandere) And I hate the NaruHina pairing but not as much as I hate Sasuke!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 8/27 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
The First Namikaze by Assassin of War reviews
As they are losing the 4th Shinobi World War, Naruto is running out of options and is forced to use a Kinjutsu that will catapult him back in time. However in order for one to change the future, one must be willing to sacrifice something in order to achieve it. Time-Travel. Naruto x Tōka x Mito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,098 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Naruto U., Tōka S., Mito U.
Naruto The Next Chosen One by KuronoDono12 reviews
While meditiating Luke Skywalker gets visited by the spirits of Obi-Wan, Yoda, and his Father, they tell him there is a threat to the entire galaxy looming and that the force has chosen its next Chosen One who will be the one to lead the galaxy's forces to combat the threat enter Naruto Uzumaki, will contain Blood, Violence, Language, Lemons Gore, NarutoxAnkoXHintaxAayla Secura
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,101 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 3/24 - Aayla S., Naruto U., Anko M., Hinata H.
Naruto's Hellsing: New Age Vampires by godospartan the Kitsune reviews
Naruto's Third Exam is coming up, and he's falling to his death in a crevice! What happens when he cannot summon a Toad? What would happen if there was another force in that hole? What if Naruto woke it up... When Naruto cannot summon a toad, and wakes up Seras, what chain of events ensue upon them? M for later Chapter, Naruto/Seras, Possible harem.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,236 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Seras, Naruto U.
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, the Silent, Non-sociable Host by Queen Kasumi of Fire reviews
Summary: Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze is the new boy in Ouran Academy who is from the Elemental Continents who used to be a loudmouthed, knuckleheaded boy, but is now a quiet, non-sociable boy ever since the death of his parents, Minato and Kushina Namikaze. Will the Host Club be able to soften him up and turn him back into his old self again?
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Jackie Chan Adventures: The Child of Prophecy by NeoNazo356 reviews
Having been caught up in the spell meant to seal Bai Tza away forever, Jade finds herself lost in the Demon Netherworld. As she's makes her way toward Shendu's portal and freedom, she just so happens to come across one who has been there since long before the Demon Sorcerers were sealed; a now-jaded soul that may yet receive compensation for the hellish life he'd lead before.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,347 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 2/16/2012 - [Jade C., Naruto U.]
Bonds Shattering by MysticAir reviews
Condemned for a crime he did not commit Naruto has lost his friends, comrades, the faith of the villagers and home all in one night. And just who is this mysterious person known as Akira who seems to be the one who orchestrated it all. And just why is Naruto so important to him? And why did he send Naruto to another world? And what is Naruto to do in an unknown world?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 5/16
Necromancer Naruto by NecroShadeNaruto reviews
This story is being rewritten and will be reposted, while you wait go check out my other story A Hero: Agent Colorado. Also check out my profile for information about what's going on. I would also like to thank my loyal followers for sticking by me through trouble times.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U., Fū]
A Student's Journey by UzumakiBattleWolf reviews
With the upcoming Chunin Exam Finals coming and no teacher, Naruto Uzumaki needs all the help he can get. A warrior clad in orange takes him as his student. What adventures await for Naruto Uzumaki, student of Son Goku.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/20
A Half-Breed: Godly Origins by Kurama Otsutsuki reviews
Tarble wasn't the only brother Vegeta had... he had an older brother that his father never told him about... so you could imagine the surprise on his face when he met said brother... oh, did I forget to mention that he was Half-Saiyan? Gray-Sue Naruto!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,153 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 6/21 - Naruto U.
The bird of Hermes: Servant of a Jinchuuriki by Seeker Pendragon reviews
Shortly after Alucard's disappearance at the hands of Schrodinger, Alucard finds himself meeting face to face with the Shinigami. On a mere whim, the Shinigami randomly sends him off to another world, there he meets his new master. One who he.. No.. She will gleefully obey . Fem Alucard, AKA Girlycard.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,827 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Naruto: Force Unleashed EX by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
Complete Rewrite of the original Force Unleashed! Unable to draw out the Kyuubi's chakra in time as he plummeted to his death, a supposed fatalistic end awaited Uzumaki Naruto. Instead he found something amazing within his end, he found an ancient power that lay dormant for centuries. Through this power he is given new purpose, he will show the world the Force Unleashed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,230 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
The Kitsune's Second Chance by Azure King and Azure Queen reviews
Naruto Uzumaki was known as a delinquent for picking fights and causing trouble. But when he gets kick out of his home and into the Higurashi home something happens. His cousin and himself are attack by a monster in which sends them back to feudal era. What will the Uzumaki do...now that he's involve with a dog demon girl?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Kagura, Kanna, Toran, Naruto U.
DWMA's Next Ultimate Meister by Oturan Namikaze reviews
A new student is coming to Death City, and he goes by the name of Naruto Stein. With a powerful soul and a strong weapon at his side, let's see how this young meister handles against his fellow students, corrupted souls, powerful witches and other evils that hide within the madness of this world. Pairings Undecided.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,490 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Franken Stein
Naruto: Jedi of Destiny by TheEgoRaptor reviews
Since his birth Naruto was different. The first Force Sensitive Child on his planet in 1000 years since the passing of the Otsutsuki Clan. An 'accident' leads the Jedi to him. Will he rise above it all and save the Galaxy? Or will he fall prey to his very own Dark Side?
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 4/30 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Heir of Millennium by Vermiculus-umbra-chorus reviews
Naruto hates Konoha and an old member of Millennium takes advantage.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 2/18 - Seras, Schrodinger, Naruto U.
Soul of an Angel, and a Demon by thenewjubi reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, powerful meister and gifted with magic. Being extremely skilled. A boy born to fight and bleed to keep the peaces. Yet, the kindest and strongest soul many will ever witness. Maka Albarn, daughter of the great meister and death weapon. A stubborn, hardheaded girl that will latch out at a moment notice. Rather reading books than dealing with people. Strange Partner.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 4/30 - [Naruto U., Maka A.]
Saiyan Naruto by Silver-Viper reviews
Beat on all his life he watched his nightmare occur in front of him and when he gets home the surprises don't stop. Watch out world you've all gone and pissed of the wrong saiyan!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/20 - [Naruto U., Haku]
God of Monsters by One-Winged Angel of Death reviews
After many years of peace, war had once again engulfed the world. Deciding that humanity couldn't handle the gift of chakra, an elderly Naruto and Sasuke strip away chakra from the world for Naruto to absorb and carry for the rest of time. Since then he has created countless monsters to punish humanity, but now he'll give the human race one last chance and defend them. Naru/Seras
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 2/17 - [Seras, Naruto U.] Alucard, Integra
Revanchist Saga by Drakai reviews
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... The Trade Federation is closing its greedy clutches on the Naboo Queen, living in hiding as one of her handmaidens. Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn has been sent to deal with the situation, along with his Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi. However, when things get too much for them, they call for help. Enter Naruto Namikaze, Jedi Knight.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 5/9 - [Shaak Ti, Naruto U.] [Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K.]
A Half Breed's Tale by Kurama Otsutsuki reviews
What happens when two of the most powerful races in the universe interbreed? And even more powerful force is created. Strong Saiyan Naruto, (maybe) Dark Naruto... Chapter 4 was Beta'd again.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,955 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Naruto U.
Demons in Feudal Tokyo by Prince of the Forgotten reviews
You ever had a day when you think to yourself, "I should have just stayed in bed." Well, Naruto has. Taken to a place thousands of years before his time, he has to fight demons with a reincarnate of a miko and a half demon girl. Did I mention, they were kind of beautiful? Naruto characters in story but no focus except Naruto and Jiraiya. Naru/Sang/Inu/Kago Fem. Inu Rated T - Blood
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 2/22 - [Kagome H., Inuyasha, Naruto U., Sango]
hellsing's slayer by rageing-goblin reviews
Minato and Kushina were to late to save Konoha using their last breath they saved Naruto, by sending him to their friend in England Abraham van Hellsing this is his story blah blah blah read review whatever
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Alucard, Seras, Naruto U., Team Seven
Naruto Nephew of Heroes by Peyton-Alice reviews
During the Battle at the Valley of the End Naruto decides to quit hiding his true power and becomes who he is and beat him. Naruto then found out a secret his all in blood aunt had kept from him. Then decided to visit another planet to find his two uncles on Planet Earth with two others. Naruto is more than one of the inhabitants of Planet Elem. There will be bashing
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/1/2014
The Tale of Naruto: The Devil Prince of Jurai by Juubi no ookami reviews
After the events of the OVA Kami senses a disturbance coming from a nearby galaxy that was protected by a white energy field. Once he arrives on the planet he comes across a battle between to preteens with extraordinary powers. New Poll For Naruto's Mecha on my account page vote now
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,385 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Sasami, Naruto U.
Naruto the Human Alien by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Replacement for Naruto the Great Z Fighter - Naruto, a ninja that had grown too strong for his own good... is bored, until an alien pod drops from the sky and his boredom is ended by the fun events that are surely to come. Uses Naruto after the war, meaning planet-buster Naruto, so don't read if you are just going to complain. I control MY story! Pairing a Secret. Multi-crossover.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,164 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Demonic Saiyajin by Dark Descent Uzumaki reviews
Tired of watching its jailor getting into deadly situations, Kyuubi decides to give Naruto the blood of an ancient and powerful clan and trains him. Watch as this change the destiny of not one but many people. NarutoxDBZ crossover. God-like Naruto. Later Godly Naruto Gray/Smart Naruto. uubixMikotoxKurenaixTsunamixMeixKoyoukixHinataxTentenxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,183 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Mikoto U., Kurenai Y.
The Rouges by sageof6way reviews
Rex refused to kill General Tano and helped her escape. They are saved by a warrior who was trained by the two strongest Jedi of the old republic Revan and Bastila. A challenge based of Rebellion by SaintOfAllSaints01. Might do lemon not sure
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/19/2014
The Bond Between Brothers by Jewlbunny reviews
After their universes came together, Naruto and Gohan are raised together by Goku, Chi-Chi, and...Bardock? And the adventure begins.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,263 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Bardock, Naruto U.
Mahora no Kitsune-Sensei by Prince of the Forgotten reviews
What if Negi wasn't meant to be a teacher? What if a certain blonde was? Will this blond be able to handle the wackiness that is Mahora's Class of 3A? Find out on Mahora no Kitsune-Sensei (means Fox Teacher of Mahora). Don't know if title's right since I only speak a little Spanish and a lot of English, so sue me. Naruto/Harem one OC
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,911 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the force by fanwriter10101 reviews
Naruto was sucked into a ripple which led him to the star wars universe. Satele was ripped from her time ear and flung into the future! What will our 2 hero do now that they are in a new world (Well mainly Naruto).
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Naruto U., Satele S.
Naruto: The Lunar Knight by castlecrasher009 reviews
When Uzumaki Naruto is banished from his world at a young age, he is discovered and adopted by the Tsukino family and begins to live a life he all ways wished for. Now a young teen, Naruto will discover that there is much more to himself as he becomes the male senshi, The Lunar Knight. Rated T for language and fighting. Naruto x Harem.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 100,622 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Naruto U.
The Legendary Shinobi Returns by ShadowOfDeath91 reviews
Naruto has been found after 1,200 years in a museum, watch on how he takes on this new time by storm. Smart/Intelligent Naruto, God-like/Powerful Naruto. NaruSeras only Being Rewritten
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Seras]
Dragon Ball: Pan's Adventure Ninja Dimension Saga by Evil Pikachu reviews
While Goten, Gohan and Trunks were forced to train in the Gravity Chamber with Vegeta, Pan was left to train by herself just outside West City after Vegeta told her that she wasn't ready to handle his level of training. Suddenly to Pan's surprise a mysterious green vortex appeared while she was practising, curious Pan flew closer to investigate only to be pulled into the vortex.
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Ball GT - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,266 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, Pan S.
Fist of the Sentinel by yurei king reviews
The Elder comes to see an old friend and gains a student. Watch as everyone's lovable knucklehead grows to become a Sentinel to those he cherishes and the devil to those who threaten them.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Mightiest Disciple! by godospartan the Kitsune reviews
When Danzo attempts to kill Naruto at Age 3, The Third Hokage uses a jutsu to save Naruto with his dying breathe, and Naruto finds himself in another world. In 3 years, he is found by a Giant with a little girl, and is taken to a Dojo fit for only the greatest Martial Artists. In time, he is trained by the Masters there, and becomes their strongest disciple. NaruxMiuxRenxKisaxShigu
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Naruto U., Miu F., Kisara. N, Renka M.
Son of the Dragon Witch by hyotonuzumaki reviews
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Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,425 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Naruto U., Arachne G., Maka A., Medusa G.
Naruto of the Jedi Order by Iron Wolf1x reviews
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away Naruto finds himself in unfamiliar surroundings. Watch and find out how he adapts and becomes a Jedi like none other.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,029 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Padmé Amidala]
Naruto: Legend of The Phantom Battosai by IdeasMaker reviews
Naruto left Konoha when he was young, where he later meets both Seta Sojiro then Hiko Seijuro and eventually wanted to become a full fledged swordsman. It is a samurai verses ninja fic where both Naruto and Kenshin universe were merged together. Warning: No dialogue in my writing style.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,442 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014
Revival of Uzushiogakure by Jrimg reviews
"If I can't be Hokage... then I'll create a new village! A village where everyone will be treated fairly! A village where I can revive the Uzumaki clan! A village called Uzushiogakure!" NarutoxKarin Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Karin U.] Nagato U.
Gaia's Final Flames of Hope by GomuGomuRasenganNoSage reviews
A single word was all it took for Naruto to be whisked away from the Kage Summit... Now having to hold the guilt that all his comrades have died will he ever be able to live without them? Especially when there's a world that needs saving!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Naruto U., Tifa L.]
The Ninja of fourth grade by sageof6way reviews
Naruto is thrust in to a new world by taking an attack from Sasuke. Short first chapter
Crossover - Recess & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/17/2014 - A. Spinelli, Gretchen G., Gus G., Naruto U.
Neglected Meister of the DWMA by Naruto Himejima-Kurosaki reviews
Neglect by his family Naruto Uzumaki had a faithful run in with a kishin after running form three Genin. After killing the kishin Lord Death grants Naruto a chance to join his academy fro Meisters and Weapons and indeed he joins. Now Naruto goes around trying to make his partner a Death Scythe and deal with memories long since dead.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 204 - Published: 9/14/2014
Another Blond by TheMightyAnimeFanGirl reviews
Naruto's father, Minato Namikaze, being the responsible dad he is, sent Naruto off to Ouran Academy. But there awaits something he never had before. Meeting his cousin, Tamaki Suoh, or even the Host Club could have been the cause of this new phenomenon, but, I guess we'll never know.
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Naruto U., Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Naruto The Legendary Super Saiyan by Azure Saiyan reviews
Title says it all, this is the tale of Naruto the legendary super saiyan. NarutoXKasumi (fem Naruto)X Akame (fem sasuke)
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014
The Maelstrom of Negima by Engineer4Ever reviews
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, Kami's knight, is allowed to join or be reincarnated into different worlds. Well lets see how he does as a member of the Springfield family. NarutoxHarem. Status: Inactive.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 145,190 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Naruto U., Asuna K.
As You Are by KenzoXShuyita reviews
Almost immediately after passing the 'special test' to become a Genin, Naruto is thrown into a new world because of a failed Jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. Learning that the world he came into is filled with mages and magic, not ninjas and chakra, Naruto realizes that he needs to adapt...and quickly, too. But there's a problem: Naruto hates school. Kenjutsu Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Naruto U., Setsuna S.]
The Fox and Rabbit by scarface101 reviews
During the Chunin exams Naruto fell into the tomb of the Rabbit Goddess and accidentally revives her. What will happen when the First Chakra user and mother of the Rikudou Sennin reenter's the new era? Naruto x Kaguya x harem. Warning: Bashing. Don't like then don't read or flame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,904 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kaguya Ō.
Maelstrom of Hellsing V2 by scarface101 reviews
One day Integra Hellsing receives a phone call from an unexpected source. What will happen when Hellsing, takes in a certain blonde Jinchuuriki who is... Integra's Fiance? Naruto x Harem. Warning: Bashing. [You have been warned. So don't flame about it.]
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/16/2014
Mysteries of the Force by Xenter reviews
Everything is at an end. Kaguya Outsutsuki is dead, but so is everyone else. The only person left alive was Naruto and Hagoromo Outsutsuki screwed him over big time. Perhaps a new beginning may start for Naruto as he left his old world and life behind; to run amok among the stars. The universe will never be the same again! AU! Pairing? I have no freaking clue. Jedi/Sith Bashing?
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Star Wars: Will of Fire by ULTRA SONIC reviews
Post-TPM. Rejected by the Jedi Order and sent back to Tatooine, Anakin finds himself under the protective wing of a warrior from another dimension, one who was also a Child of Prophecy like himself. Now under the combined tutelage of this warrior and the Force-spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin sets out to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One...
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
A fox, a raven, and a pack of wolves by RainingNight reviews
Naruto finds that he is not alone in this unknown world he has no recollection of coming to. With murders showing up and with the past haunting him, pieces of the puzzle are slowly get glued into place. Will Naruto help raven conquer the demon inside her and find true love, or will all be lost and at mercy to a pack of wolves once thought as friends and family?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,980 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Naruto U., Raven
The Demonic Desendent by The Fox Sage reviews
Naruto inherits inuyasha and sessahomaru's swords and becomes a full demon Naruhina. first chapter coming soon
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2014
Naruto of Z by Wafflezguy reviews
Naruto has a choice to go to a different world. Choice? No he is dying and kyuubi gives him a a chance to live a better life.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Pan, Maron, Naruto U.
Saiyan Reborn by Iron Wolf1x reviews
Naruto is a Saiyan! How will this change the events of the Naruto Universe? Read to find out!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Naruto U.
Werewolf Protector by JimmyTheSausage reviews
Kagome was sent into the Ninja world to protect Naruto from the Akatsuki and from people who would possibly want to hurt him, but she was changed and given knew powers by Midoriko. She was now a lycanthrope and could turn into a huge wolf whenever she wanted. Soon Naruto and her end up falling for each other... (*This will follow the anime so it wont be very original*) ON HAITUS***
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Kagome H., Naruto U.
Iron Fox by AdilUzumakiAli reviews
Naruto gets plunged in a suped up Kamui and wakes up in a hospital unknown to him. More inside.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,962 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
The raven's guardian wolf demon by hyotonuzumaki reviews
The fourth great shinobi war has meet it's final closer...But with the untimely fall of all those within the elemental nations. As the new Rikudo Sennin he has been asked by kami to go and help a new world from the wrath of a demon who's only desire is to conquer. But along the way will he and a certain empath who pushes those away see they are what they need in the end?
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,294 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U., Blackfire, Raven
Naruto:Sentient by Dubloverism reviews
Konan doesn't agree with Nagato's future plans with Akatsuki so she decides to leave ending up in Konoha the night of the Kyubi attack Yandere Konan Slight OOC in multiple characters Naruto X Samui,Yugito,Konan,Motoko Kusanagi,Mabui
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,770 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Naruto U., Yugito N., Samui, Mabui]
Naruto The Werewolf by Shadow Knight Destroyer reviews
This story will be about Naruto becoming the most powerful werewolf ever. He will learn what he wants to protect and what he wants to become. Naruto will surpass his father when the two peoole fight there final battle. I don't do lemons.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,581 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Seras, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's War by Fadedwriterpiece reviews
Commissioned by BillyZhao. Naruto travels back in time to meet Rin. As they struggle and fight in the third great shinobi war will they find love or heartbreak? Please Comment. Lemons later on. Rewrites to chapters 1-3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,991 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Rin] - Complete
A New Beginning by jinx777 reviews
Betrayed by the people around him in a way not even he thought was possible, Naruto left. After realising he is being chased Naruto tries to escape using a Jutsu only for a single wrong hand seal to send both him and those chasing him to another dimension. Now three years later he is living the life he always wanted but was never alowed, but how long can it last. Rated M for safty.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,858 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Naruto U., Raven
Naruto the Top Meister by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
A Sound Soul is the driving force of the new world Naruto has to become of part of, sounds easy right? Not with crazy witches, funny death gods, and school girls coming for him it's not? Strong Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,863 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Naruto U., Tsubaki N.
Naruto: Rebirth of the Saiyans by Jiraiya's Lost Student reviews
Naruto finds the dragon balls in the Uzumaki Shrine after a rough night. He summons the being within and his world turns upside down as he learns more than he was ever meant to know. But with good, their must be Bad, and Bad is about to make an appearance. With Naruto being the last of his blood left living, will he defeat the creature that almost killed his ancestor?
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Ball GT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Naruto U.
Maelstorm and the Volcano by FreezingBlue reviews
Naruto, rejected by his sensei, has a fateful encounter with someone special. Although, as time goes on trouble arrives. He is emotionally alone and lost. Follow him in an adventure of a lifetime. Rating may change as the story goes on. Read and review. Enjoy (For the first few chapters, fighting scenes might suck just... a lot.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,071 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Mei T.]
Elemental Master Naruto by X10AShadowfox reviews
On the day of the kyuubi attack, Naruto is transported in the Negima world. Watch when he returns as a powerful mage and bad ass shinobi to be. Council bashing, Lemons scenes-to-be, parents alive, bad lang. Godlike Naruto, Pairing Naruto/OC. Status: Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,124 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Riot of the Nations by KyuubiGoku reviews
Peace is something everyone wants, but no one has ever achieved it; In three years, something bigger than Naruto or Konoha will come, Will Naruto defeat it or will he break? Oh don't worry he's going to have help from a most unlikely source, whether he wants it or not, Naruto x Chikushodo. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,001 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Naruto U.
His Butler, a new contract by scarface101 reviews
From a trick of fate and some mercy, has not one, not two, but three servants. Who aren't quite human. Watch as Naruto becomes what he was meant to be... the true heir to the Uzumaki clan. Naruto x harem. Sasuke, Sakura and Jiraiya bashing. No Yaoi. Due for rewrite. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,451 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sebastian M., Angela, Hannah A.
Naruto's Guardian Angel by TTraveler10 reviews
Naruto has been alone for all of his life. But when a group of villagers attack him, and he cries for help, the son of one of the Charmed Ones arrives to help him. For the first time in his life, Naruto has a friend, but what new adventures and dangers will he and new whitelighter Matthew Halliwell have to face? OC.
Crossover - Charmed & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,994 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Matthew H., Naruto U.
Spirit Maelstrom by Red Reaper Of Murder reviews
Naruto a being of a Mazoku, Kishin, Fire Demon, Ice Demon, Yoko, and the two most dangerous S-class demons that rival Raizen and is now a Spirit Detective for a Billion Years has fled to the human world after mastering his respective powers and learning from many spirit and martial artist master's and now lives the life of his teenage body as Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Urameshi.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Keiko Y., Naruto U.
The Tail of Naruto Uzumaki by objection234 reviews
Surviving by the skin of their teeth, the Z Warriors just barely make it out of Cell's self-destruction. But their freedom is short-lived, as they end up landing on Kurama's back as he is being sealed. Through the seal, they watch as Naruto's life unfolds, and during the mission to Wave, they decide to step in.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - [Naruto U., Fū] Goku
Hotel Naruto by SageXofXSevenXPaths reviews
When Naruto is betrayed by those he loves and witnesses how cruel humans can be he goes somewhere else. Using a secret technique he ends up in our world. More specifically, in Hotel Transylvania watch as he and Mavis hit it off and see what follows. Lemons in future chapters. NarutoXMavis Have fun.
Crossover - Naruto & Hotel Transylvania - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Naruto U., Mavis
The lost Shinobi and the Demon Halberd by Coming-Of-Chaos reviews
His life, his past, his memories are all gone... waking up in death city Naruto Uzumaki has join Shibusen in the hopes that clues to his past can be found, but as time goes on he stop caring having found new friends he cares about. However just because you let go of the past doesn't mean it's let go of you.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,126 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Naruto U., Tsugumi H.
Avoiding Fate by Myrddin le Fay reviews
Naruto wakes from a dream. This dream showed his his potential death at the hand of Sasuke at the VotE! He discovers this ability to see into time! Here he can change the future whether he means to or not. His presence with his foreknowledge is all the catalyst needed. He is attacked in his home at 5, and his ability saves his life as he runs into Tenten where her father saves him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Tenten, Rin, Mikoto U.]
The Hero In Darkness by FireFoxImr reviews
What if Naruto comes with Sasuke to Orochimaru , what will their futures be then ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Xavier's Legacy: Rise of the Shinobi Mutant by Drail012 reviews
There has always been that lingering question of who Naruto's grandparent's were. What if it was one of the world's most powerful telepaths?
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Jean Grey, Naruto U.
Naruto The First Z and Shinobi Warrior by Dragonknight007 reviews
At the night of sealing Son Goku after merging with the Juubi in the moon came to earth and sealed himself with Kushina and destroyed its soul. Now 5 years later he learned about the truth and hearing the betrayal Hiruzen and Jiraiya he left the village to train and become an ultimate shinobi to bring peace. Naruto/Mass harem, maybe incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 194 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Uzumaki Meister by scarface101 reviews
When Naruto found a certain seal in the Forbidden scroll he encountered Lord Death himself, and learned the truth about his clan. Now Naruto seeks vengeance against everyone responisble for his misery. Naruto x Harem. Sasuke, Sakura bashing. Sandaime, Yondaime and Jiraiya bashing too. Due for rewrite. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,834 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Rise of Uchiha Naruto by RinneBankai reviews
When he rushed back to help them he finds his 'families' remains in the middle of his burned down house, Madara swore to complete the Mugen Tsukuyomi. But when he's brought his grandsons body 30 years later and told his plans caused the death of his son, Madara gives his life for Naruto's. Strong/Smart/Sharingan Naruto. NaruxHarem. Rated M for Violence/Language/Suggestive Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,491 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Konan
Naruto of the Hidden Mist by Keany98 reviews
Naruto is born in the hidden mist. His father was Yagura who feel in love with Kushina after she moved there from the whirlpool.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Naruto U., Haku
Naruto & the XMen: Second Class by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Taken from Konoha, Naruto is part of Xavier's second class of X-men. Follow Naruto and the second class as they find their way in a world filled with danger.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,992 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Storm, Naruto U.
No-Life-King by jCOOLn reviews
Naruto appears on the grounds of the Hellsing organization with a hole in his chest. To save his life, and to appease Alucards curiosity, Seras turns naruto into a vampire. Now the world will have to watch out for a vampire who has lost his memories and has decided to model himself after the only other male vampire he knows, Alucard. Super strong Naruto/Harem/black magic Naruto.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,745 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Naruto U., Seras, Rip Van Winkle] Alucard
Death Emperor by bunji the wolf reviews
Upon near death Naruto waken in the realm of the dead, soon Naruto find the power of the lord of the dead himself Death. With his new power Naruto shall rise to a new power over life and death he shall become Death Emperor. Naruto X Mito X Tsunade-Possible Harem- "All who lived know my name, all who oppose me shall know Death!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,455 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mito U.
Red and Orange: the flames of youth chapter one by The 11 Tailed Vegetable reviews
Naruto is destroyed inside by what his sensei told him, and almost gives up. can a young red-haired firebrand of a girl convince him to get back up, or will the pair crash and burn?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Naruto U., Moegi
Infinite Supply by phoenix3488 reviews
There is a reason why the gods aren't allowed to interfere in human affairs. Yondaime didn't know this and the final result was Naruto dealing with the consequences. But are they good or bad for him? Powerful Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,388 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Twelve Tailed Fox by jCOOLn reviews
When Minato sealed the nine tailed fox, using the death god, things went south for him. The death god got all angry, and ate the foxes soul, and sealed all of its chakra into naruto. This caused naruto to become a full fledged fox demon. Seeing this, the death god sends baby naruto to the world of inuyasha. How will naruto grow up surrounded by real demons? God like naruto Harem
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,771 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Naruto U.
Brilliance of Fate by James Young reviews
The mission to rescue Asuna went wrong, everyone is either turned to stone or on the verge of death. Nodoka and Yue are desperate for a way to make this stop. However, the Shinigami gives them a chance. Making a friend? Sure, easy enough. Being turned into 6 year olds? Not ideal, but okay. Being thrown into a bath with a 6 year old Naruto? Okay... maybe that was going a bit far.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Naruto U., Nodoka M., Yue A.
Ambition of the Uzumaki Clan by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Losing a hopeless war against Uchiha Madara, Uzumaki Naruto decided to travel back to the past and kill his greatest enemy before he became so powerful. Watch as Naruto fight as one of the Uzumaki Clan and lead them into glory that would surpass even the Uchiha and Senju Clans. -Powerful Naruto-Naruto x Mito-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,414 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Naruto U., Mito U.
Leaving Them Behind by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
After the successful Sasuke retrieval mission Naruto decides he's had enough of the way he's been treated by his team and decides to leave. But not before he gives them a piece of his mind
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
The Kitsune Hunter by Luffy the Fox reviews
Naruto was chased away from home feeling betrayed. Surprisingly, he met the Lord of Death himself and offered him a fresh start, a new life in Death city. What will Naruto face during his journey? Will he still see his friends back in Konoha? Will he find new friends that will accept him of who he is? Or be betrayed once again?
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Naruto U., Maka A.
Uzumaki Naruto: Hitokiri Battousai of Konoha by Corruptmonk reviews
The story Uzumaki Naruto, the Hitokiri Battousai of Konoha, his rise to become one of the most feared shinobi in the Elemental Nations. Mass Crossover. No Pairings. This story is mainly on Naruto but he will be displaying skills that are present in other anime/manga. NOT YAOI! Slight AU mainly Canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,359 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Path of the Neo Sennin by metallurker reviews
Thrown into the Kenichi world after the 4th Shinobi War Naruto spreads the teachings of chakra to his new world. T for now, ADOPTED from MathiasNightlord01
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Ninja Meister by metallurker reviews
Taken by Shinigami-Sama at birth and raised in Death City. Naruto grew up to be a great meister with Tsubaki at his side he is going to take the ninja world by storm
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U., Tsubaki N.
Naruto Sesshomaru Uzumaki by Traban16 reviews
While in the stomach of a giant snake, Naruto recieves help like no other... even if it does come from a hand that's wrapped around his throat in a vice-grip... Naruto/Harem
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,867 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sesshomaru, Naruto U.
Hellsing in Konoha by V3n3ficus reviews
On his twelfth birthday, Naruto is chased by mob across Konoha and unwittingly into the manor of the hellsing family that has been closed off for centuries. Naruto falls down a flight of stairs into the darkness below in his urgency to escape. What will he find down there? Whatever it is the world better watch out. NarutoxHarem Intelligent!Naruto Darker!Naruto in later chapters.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,858 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Ryozanpaku's Newest Guest by G3neSyS reviews
Naruto wakes up in a world unlike the one he remembers... from what little he CAN remember. Trapped in this alien place, he needs to build himself a new life, and find new goals as a martial artist – perhaps with a little help from the masters of Ryozanpaku.
Crossover - Naruto & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013
Jinchuuriki and the Mage by Metei reviews
Naruto had beaten Madara, Tobi and Sasuke. He was the savior of his land but what happens if the villagers didn't like the demon. What happens if he gets transported towards Mahora from an accident. Naruto will now experience a normal life. Well normal enough for him at least.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,795 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Sand! by dartboi reviews
This takes place in an AU. Basically, Naruto lives in Pakura's time period, with a very mysterious past. He has grown up with no parents, just like in the Original Universe. Now come and follow their adventures!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,054 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Pakura
Naruto: Path of the Samurai by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
What if Naruto made a different choice after the events of VotE? What if an injured Naruto was discovered by a travelling Mifune? With a new path laid out before him, will he forge his own way to victory? Samurai!Naruto. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,438 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Saiyan Emperor V2 by Shawn129 reviews
Anothe version of Saiyan Emperor
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Kushina U., Mei T.
Changed Fate by sakurademonalchemist reviews
One night during the one month before the third half of the Chunin exam, Jiraiya drunkenly speaks of his greatest regret in life. Two months after the exam is over, Naruto remembers that conversation and does something that would change the fate of the shinobi continent. What repercussions will occur after Naruto decides not to make the same mistake Jiraiya once made?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U.
The Fox Loves The Cat by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto only wanted a friend. He just couldn't get that in Konoha. Having been kidnapped, Naruto meets Yugito Nii. Yugito decides to be his friend as she takes him to Kumo. Watch them develop their relationship and shake the nations. Naruto x Yugito. Hiatus for right now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 328,397 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Maelstrom- Heir Of Son Goku by Kazuma Uzumaki reviews
Expeiment will continue based on your reaction to it Review
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,743 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Hana I., Tsunade S.
The Rikudo Sennin's successor by Death's Scorn reviews
What if Naruto were to leave with Sasuke on the night Sasuke left. Only to go their separate ways soon after they leave. Godlike, Smart, semi-dark Naruto. Slightly nicer Kyuubi. Dojutsu Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,431 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U., Samui
Chaotic Trump by sunwraith reviews
After messing up the summoning technique, Naruto ends up in the care of the Invincible Idiot. With his body being returned to that of a six year old and a evil fur ball out of it's cage. How will Naruto's life turn out? co-written with Vongola Maelstrom
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,871 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Naruto U.
Mahora's Kitsune by deamondragonsclaw reviews
Naruto, now the Kyubi, is the brother of Evangeline, but was trapped in a necklace he gave her due to a prison trap ment for her. Now that he's free how will he survive attending and all girls school full of horny teenage girl, while also being their Sex ed teacher? and what's this about daughters, three of them? NarutoxHarem Rated M for a little violence and lemons.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U.
The Lightning Monk by raidore reviews
Rated M for safety. This is a response to a challenge a friend gave me its on my profile if your interested. Naruto was not raised in Konoha, instead he was raised at the Lightning Temple before leaving and becomming a ninja for Kumo. This will be a naruto/mabui pairing just because i havent seen it before. Most likely Sasuke and Sakura bashing later on, longer sum inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,069 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Naruto U., Mabui
The Star Dominion by MaPoX reviews
Balance must always be reached even if it means the utter destruction of a corrupt and/or non functioning system. The only truth is the pursuit of power and knowledge.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/14/2013
Naruto Kidnapped! Tong Fo's Plan of Vengeance! by WriterPON3 reviews
While being escorted by his fellow Rookies back to the Valley of Peace to be evaluated by Master Shifu, Naruto ends up being kidnapped! What does the Crime Lord Tong Fo want with our hero? Companion fic to Kung Fu Naruto. Written with permission from Stallion6 of DeviantArt.
Crossover - Naruto & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Naruto U., Po, Viper, Tong Fo
An Uzumaki Amongst the Stars by ZENxRaider reviews
He wanted to fight the Sith. He wanted to stop them from breaking the Republic. How long would it be before they struck? Months? Years? He didn't know. His old friends would be needed back home, and he didn't want to put them in this danger. No, he would need a new team, and finding a certain blonde on an unknown planet may be just what he needs. OOC Smart, mature Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,388 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Naruto U., Revan
One more time by adamxero reviews
What If Madara killed everyone close to Naruto, What If he could go back and stop everything. Naruto goes back in time where he meets the 1st hokage and Madara is not evil yet Sannin timeline different timelines as well smar,bloodline Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,053 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Shinobi Z-Fighter by Jrf Steel reviews
This is a challenge I accepted from SHONENJUMP GUY. Details are inside. Enjoy!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/27/2013
Divine Saviors by ShinseiShinigamiRyuu reviews
Naruto is forced to watch as the people close to him dies. Because of this Naruto gains powers that rivals Kami-samas powers. you decide what he does, who's in his harem, if he even gets one, if he stays in the future or travels to the past and whats powers he and the members of his organization gets. all up to you. little heads up powers and additional people will be in this.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Tsubaki N., Naruto U.
Shadowmancer by Psudocode Samurai reviews
He fell...fell into darkness, shadow, cold...he never expected it to be the salvation of all that he was, and the key to true happiness and peace. Mage Naruto, dark grey/evil Third, Grey Orochi. Naruto/FF/D&D. Naruto/Shiva-Harem. Testbed story
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,302 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Naruto U.
The Return of the Uzumaki by RaiderXV reviews
Naruto is returned to the past by the combined power of the Bijuu and who does he meet and hopefully they will be able to help him bring the Uzumaki on the winning side this time instead of the Uchiha. NaruFu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,354 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Naruto U., Fū
A heavy responsibility by NaruKaze 3000 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is born 2 years before the Kyuubi Attack. He lives a succesful life untill he is informed that he has 3 little sisters to look after. How does Naruto cope with 3 Jinchuuriki sisters? How will the world be affected? Smart/Strong Naruto. M for certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Naruto Muyo! by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Naruto in the role of Tenchi. When a Juraiyan princess comes to Konoha things are going to change, for better or for worse. Blended AU. Pairings- It's a Tenchi cross-over, what do you expect?
Crossover - Tenchi Muyo & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,104 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Ayeka, Naruto U.
Demon King Maelstrom by The shinigami's first born reviews
Summary Inside: Challenger's 2nd Naruto/YuYuHakesho
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Ningen by Oblitus-Umbrae reviews
What does it mean to be truly human? and why is it that he who has supposed to have lost humanity so long ago still carries a hint of humanity within him. Why is he more human than others? Why? Sometimes I just have to wonder is his kind really the ones who are monsters or is it us who really us who labelled them as so. In the end I only have one question, are we truly human? -AVH
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Saiyan by Ryu the Rupture reviews
Abandoned... Pm for adoption.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Goku, Naruto U.
The Hope Of Oto by sinisteruto reviews
Fed up with the lies, deceit, and hate of his home village, Naruto deserts the hidden leaf village and joins forces with Orochimaru thanks to his ally Kabuto. Naru/Yakumo and Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 134,951 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Naruto U., Yakumo
Jinchuuriki of the Darkness by darkvizardking69 reviews
What if during the second chunin exam, when Orochimaru sealed the Kyuubi's power behind the Five pronged seal, he released what it was holding back, something, darker.
Crossover - Naruto & Darkness - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,355 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012
Naruto: Sage of the DWMA by darkvizardking69 reviews
After killing the man who ruined his life, Naruto is transported to a new world, how will he react to being in the world of Death? Find out. Naruto x small harem
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,757 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Tsubaki N.
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Castersmith Mechanic reviews
He was apathetic to being a ninja Wanting the stars and freedom is all he asked for. When he looked at the stars he got lost in them. Until he met Hot Ice Hilda then he'd question everything. Three years before meeting Gene and Jim. Tailed beasts will not speak in most of the stories written by Hierkina
Crossover - Outlaw Star & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Melfina, Naruto U.
Elemental Nations forget me Sarayashiki Jr High's new kid reviews
Obito's plans are gone because lost memories Naruto said himself he basically could have disappeared and it wouldn't have mattered. three years before Yusuke's first case.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Mukuro, Naruto U.
FullSayjin Handsome Monkey King:Naruto the wildman reviews
A group of saiyan pirates integrate themselves into the Uzumaki clan during the clan wars era. thry are on an unknown planet They destroy part of the Uchiha and Senju that's what caused the split. Kurama not wanting to be sealed again calls all bijuu to form the Yonbi no Juubi SaruSatori Ozaru Ten tailed monkey beast consciousness yōkai Great Monkey.
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Ball GT - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Naruto U., Pan S.
Return of the heir reviews
His mom was a chocolatier His dad a confectioner What did that mean for him
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Naruto U., Haruhi F.
Naruto's an asshole reviews
Asshole - Dennis Leary Cover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete