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Joined 05-17-10, id: 2367288, Profile Updated: 11-24-13
Author has written 34 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sherlock.

hello people!

Name: Animerockchic

Nicknames?: C.G. Cici

Age: Well...I'm old enough to learn how to drive a bike or a tractor

Country: Ireland :)

Appearance: Dark hair, glasses, short, very freckly but pale as hell underneath the freckles :)

Describe yourself using characters or memes: Romano with a bit of Spain airheadedness mostly and le Hungary fangirlness. Tamaki when I get dramatic. Canada in crowds. Can run like Italy in retreat :) And all this mixed in with a LOT of Socially Awkward Penguin. And Haters Gonna Hate :)

What kind of writer are you?: I don't describe a lot. I leave it up to the reader to imagine surroundings and stuff. I talk strangely so my dialogue can sound odd. I like to do song fics or parodies like "Lovino and the Conquistador" was one of Beauty and the Beast. I'm usually an irregular updater but I do sometimes get things up on time :)

I do try to repsond to reviews, but I am fairly lazy. I might answer twice by accident so sorry if I spam your inbox (: Even if I don't get around to responding, I still feel soooooooo thankful for them. :)

You don't have to read all this crap down here, so if you want my stories just skip to the bottom, kay? =.=

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her phone
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boy-friend every week.
The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

Do Not Slander Pairings Thou Does Not Like.
For The Fangirls Will Find Thee.
And Then, Thou Art Doomed.
And SasuNaru Fangirls, They Art The Most Bloodthristy Creatures On Earth When Their Fandom Is Threatened.

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

You're obsessed with Hetalia when-

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means. (So old...)
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

You say pink
I say black.
You say Justin Bieber.
I say Amy Lee.
You say, Selena Gomez
I say, Naruto Uzumaki
You say, Cartoons
I say, Anime.
You say, Wizards of Wavely Place.
I say, Death Note
You say, Twilight.
I say, Mortal Instruments.
You say I'm weird.
I say, I'm DIFFERENT!
Copy and paste this if you are different.

Signs of FanFiction

1. You can't even remember how you found this site.

2. You've become a fangirl over the stories on here.

3. Comments are now only heard as 'Reviews'.

4. You get confused between the 'Fiction' and the actual story line.

5. You start to become antisocial from staying in and reading.

6. You've thought about contacts... They WILL help, won't they?

7. Dying your hair a crazy colour doesn't sound AS bad now.

8. You have a playlist of songs you listen to every time you write or read.

9. You'll laugh at any random time, because you just suddenly remembered a funny line from a Fic.

And the most dangerous sign of FanFection...

10. You WILL copy and paste this, but try to find a sign that doesn't apply to you while reading.

Now, once copy and pasted into your profile, add your name to the list! Because then everyone'll know you've been FanFected!: Vampgal212, Verdigurl, animerockchic

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF! We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland)

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku, SasuKarin (shudder) and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet you think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break your computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written/read 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on your ipod for later purposes

You try to convince some of your close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what your mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD
You were also screaming at Konohamuru in chapter 347 (page 10)
and You were awwing when Naruto dispelled the jutsu (jealous much?)
You replayed the credits ending to Shippuuden 65 over and over until your fingers cramped...then kept going anyway XD

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks,Strawberrychan1, darkvampire66, animerockchic

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Anita Tseu, Strawberrychan1, darkvampire66, animerockchic

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

Copy and Paste if you think SasuNaru should always prevail XD (And if u hate sakura)

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...
There were only 150 Pokemon.
Digimon was popular.
Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it.
You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.
Nobody cared what you looked like.
Hamtaro ROCKED.
Catching a pidgeon was cool.
Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean.
Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'.
Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts.
Saying 'moron' was a swear word.
Fire was considered dangerous.
The only thing you had to worry about were cooties.
Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.
Multiplication was scary.
Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.
The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
If you were, copy and paste then write your name.

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slipped on ice, gotten up only to slip again, copy this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an America/England fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe that England is ALWAYS uke with America, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

I saw this on some one else's profile and decided to try it.

RULES: Put your Ipod on shuffle, then ask a question whatever song you get is the answer and you have to write it down no matter how silly.

1. Will I be happy for the week? Over the Rainbow (Yay! :3)

2.What song will I play at my wedding? We've got the World by Mickey Harte (...oddly fitting)

3. What song will I play at my funeral? Bitter Taste by Three Days Grace ("I have escaped the bitter taste of you!" ...okay?)

4.Will I ever get guitar lessons? Caramelldansen (Speedy cake remix) by Caramell

5.What is the one thing every girl wants to hear from a guy? Closer by Joe Inoue

6.If I was a banana what would my name be? Savages (Part 2) from Pocahontas (...again, okay?)

7. Will my friend ever get over her stupid ex? I'd Lie by Taylor Swift

8.Why do people I know fight over team Gale and team Peeta like team Edward and team Jacob? Alone in the Universe from Seussical (*forever alone face*)

9. what would happen if Voldemort was Justin Beiber? Follow the Yellow Brick Road from The Wizard of Oz (...?)

10. what would be a good question to ask you? Resting with Japan from the Counting Sheep CD (oh yes please! :3)

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

0 of teens of vampires. 99 are wannabes. Please post this or put it in your signature/profile if you're one of the 1 that is actually sane.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think that pocky is made out of awesomeness, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are extremely bored, put your name on the list!: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake, animerockchic

If you think fanfic is awesome and IF you find to right stories, put your name on this list: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake, Animerockchic

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If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342, Zanaso Rymm2, jotepaine, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, animerockchic

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction.net is to you like MySpace.com is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Mitsuki Horenake, Animerockchic

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you absolutely LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

f you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.

People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.

People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile

you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. LOL ...

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. Someone help me with that ...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.
If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you agree that Naruto's stomach is a bottemless pit of doom copy and paste this on your profile

Signs You're a Naruto Fanatic:
When you're mad at siblings/friends, you yell "Rasengan!!" or "Chidori!!" or "Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms!!" and proceed to tackle them.
Your siblings/friends actually know what you're talking about.
You get mad at characters from the show and randomly shout "Sasuke, noooooo!!" etc. while watching.
You yell "Tobi is a good boy!!" at random times of the day.
When you see an anime character, you don't think of their weird looks first.
You know that Haku is a boy.
IF ANY OF THESE APPLY TO YOU, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't take everything seriously, post this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be hit by a bus copy this onto your profile (hell yeah)

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

98% of teenagers would panic if Hannah Montana threatened to jump off a 50 foot building copy and paste if you are one of the 2% who would bring a chair, popcorn and yell "JUMP BITCH JUMP!!!!!"

You say Jonas Brothers-I say Iron Maiden
You say Soulja Boy-I say Slipknot
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Adam Gontier
You say T-Pain-I say Apocalypitica
You say Flowers-I say Skulls
You say Pink-I say Black
You say Hip Hop-i say shut the fuck up
You say Pop-I scream Heavy Metal!!!!!
92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile.
DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy/girl rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him/her and say 'its becuase your straight/gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

Put the statements in BOLD if it completely applies to you. UNDERLINE if it only partially applies to you or you do it sometimes.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (Wanna be 'emos' make me gag, and I don't like the term emo in the first place, it's a style and a way of expressing yourself, not a fucking stereotype and the reason it became that is bcs of the wanna be emos, and people who DO cut themselves have some serious issues and should not be made fun of)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Assholes...)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (to tell you the truth, idk if i am or not. people tell me that but i have some trust issues =P)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (I am crazy though >.>)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (it all depends on what i doodle, manga-esque people, ok. anything else, looks crap)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I would be if I can actually STALK the guys I like XP)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.( who said you can't like reading and socializing at the same time?)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with the government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (does flying pose)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED( huh?)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I am BLACK so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am BLACK, so I MUST love watermelons

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work

I'm a MUSLIM so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I don't DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things. Omg i would LOVE to do this stuff XD

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is if you cry when the bad guys die. Crazy is when you stare at a total stranger for a long time and tell them to stop staring at you. Crazy is when you can quote any random bit of Naruto, word perfect. Crazy is when you replayed Gai giving Kakashi a piggyback until your finger hurt,...and kept going. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I respect the 10 rules of anime :
1) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its title. Look at Bleach…
2) Thou shall not judge an anime based on its opening theme.
3) Thou shall not judge based on its random misuse of English (because at least they’re trying).
4) Not by said anime’s opening theme song’s random misuse of English.
5) Thou shall not judge a new anime based on its first episode. It’s call the bait-and-switch people, be aware of it.
6) Thou shall not judge based on the fan girls.
7) Thou shall not steal new anime from the Internet….unless thou intends to share with thine anime club.
8) Thou shall accept that gravity is optional. Especially when dealing with hair.
9) Thou shall not say the manga was better unless thou hath read the manga.
10) Thou shall forgive thy parent’s for calling anime “cartoons,” and thus grouping Spike Spiegal, Naruto Uzumaki and Light Yagami with Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny and SpongeBob Squarepants.

Ninja Ordinance:
1: Although it is scary, I am not allowed to dress up as Orochimaru for Halloween. (damn .)
2: I am no longer allowed to dare Hinata to look into the men's bath house. (changed from original cuz I'm a girl)
3: When in battle, I will not ask my opponent to do the hokie pokie.
4: The academy students are not moving targets.
5: I am not to steal Hokage-sama's sake because she'll flick me through a wall.

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.):
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

15 Things to do when you’re in Walmart!:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "We have a Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Read this
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Joke #1
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

Joke #2

Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone to Europe." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comforable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him to Europe."

Fav. Random Shit:
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
'American Idol' made it famous...the radio made it annoying!
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
Bookstores are the only evidence that people are still thinking.
RENTHEADS ROCK!

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IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO OWN A TAZER...
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...
If you have deja vu a lot…
If you probably have a body in your closet…
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it…
If you would kill to have wings…
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”…
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer…
If you're random and proud of it…
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...
If people think you are mentally insane...
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation…
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one…
If you have your own little world…
If you've ever talked to yourself…
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination…
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area…
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it…
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water…
If you haven't died yet…
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"…
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands, snapping your fingers or drawing an array...
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it...
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason...
If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE,"...
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it...
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason...
If your family wonders how u can remember all the naruto character's names...

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!!

Computer Related:
My programs never have bugs, they just develop random features.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
Press ALT F4, it’s really fun!

Questions:
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Pick-up Lines:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

People Random:
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. Pass it on...
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (Sasuke's all three)
The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
"People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kinda wanted to be a VAMPIRE."
my imaginary friend doesn't like you either
i hate it wen the voices argue wit my imaginary friends
Smile. It confuses people.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit
Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?

Random:
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

How can I think outside of the box, if they won't let me out of it?
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick.
I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

It wasn't a dark and stormy night. It should have been, but that's weather for you. For every mad scientist who's had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great Work is finished and lying on the slab, there have been dozens who've sat around aimlessly under peaceful stars while Igor clocks up the overtime."

All the good me are either gay, taken or a fictional character...Sasuke's all three. XP
Being normal is overrated.
Never hide the bodies in the same place, your closet gets full after a while.
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"So, you're a cannibal."
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
"When all else fails blow shit up."
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Killing gnomes with sporks!
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its friday night, I am drunk, and not sittin up lookin at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Feeding my pet old person right now...!
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I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shit. now i'm a sugar bowl
I'm bartending at an AA meeting
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
yo-yos were invented as a weapon
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!
the jacob ppl can be on jacobs side, the edward ppl can be on edwards side but i'm on team emmett!! wat does that mean exactly?? EMMETT IS SEXIER THAN THEM ALL!!
If you see a long tunnel don't go into the light.
I'm afraid to ask.
Blowing up squirrels sure is fun, eh.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Excuse me, what drug are you on.
If you ever stop to wonder if you have insane mental problems, then it's already too late for you. It's sad, but true.
When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there," thing. I think of it as a "You have to be clinically insane like us," thing.
I...I think I'm a dork.
Yes, I am insane, but every now and then I have these horrible periods of boredom where I have to be normal like you.
I know I came into this room for a reason...
We're all going to die...but I got a helmet.
Heavily medicated for your safety.
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
My day isn't complete until I have freaked out a complete stranger.
Hi, I am a polymorphic alien and I have taken the shape of a Display Icon to have sex with your pupils, and judging by the smile on your face, I can tell that you're enjoying it.
My friends are the type of people that would spend hours trying to drown a gold fish...but I love 'em anyway.
Never piss off a monkey with a sword.
I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.
We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.
I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car.
A best friend is someone that will scream, "EWE, NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU IN PUBLIC!!" and not care if everyone thinks you're lesbians.
I'm not short. I'm travel sized for your convenience.
I speak whale.
Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas...How he got into my pajamas I'll never know...
You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole??
I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.


I will kill you until you DIE from it!!
You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.
Now come here so I can lick your face.
I am NOT random. I just have many THOUGHTS...Yeah.
Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope.
Christianity: the belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...It makes perfect sense...Yeah.
That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.
YOU GAY FAG!! HAHAHA I just called you a happy bundle of sticks!!
Sometimes I mix 'I can't believe its not butter' with butter to make 'I can't believe some of its butter.'
After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone."
...not to mention that I went crazy again today.
My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off.
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if NOBODY ever asks to see them??
Buckle up!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.
...and this is where I kick your ass in a dress!!
Anime: more addicting than watching a monkey on crack.
Anyone home?...No one's home. GOODBYE PANTS!!
This is when we look at each other from across the room and giggle until the teacher looks at us...Then we laugh our heads off.
I really don't mind that people think my group of friends is a cult.
WARNING!!: I have an extremely fucked up sense of humor.
You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.
Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.
You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja.
You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
You think you have game?!...Take your pants off.
Beware of women with kunai.
I am the terror that lurks in your bathtub.
Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass.
Orochimaru! Sasuke's done! Should I turn the oven off?
Look!! -points- A distraction!!
COME BACK HERE YOU YELLOW BELLIED BASTARDS, I'LL GNAW YOUR LEGS OFF!! -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
...Oh, yeah! My daddy kills people in the wine cellar all the time.
Do Not Disturb: Plotting
With a stoplight, Green means Go, Yellow means Slow, and Red means Stop. But with bananas, it's very different. Yellow means Go, Green means Whoa Slow Down, and Red means Where The Heck Did You Get A Red Banana?!
"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)
Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse? France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me? (Hetalia-Axis Powers)
Become one with Russia, da? (Hetalia)
PRUSSIA invades your vital regions! (Hetalia)

"He's huge!" -Margaret
"Quiet...he's going to catch on!" -Margaret
"Does ketchup even go on Gefilte Fish?" -Kelly
"It's been pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable!" -Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)
"May all your bacon burn!" -Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
"What with all of us PERVERTS creeping around at night." -Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket)
When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!
I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.
Anime banana is happy to see you!
man.ga
mahng'guh
n. Japanese comics
synonym: CRACK
I wanna be with all my buddies in an old home causing mayhem in our wheel chairs!
I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures!
Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.
Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.
Anime: You will love it 'till the day you die.
I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.
It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.
"Howl, she fed me something gross. I feel sick." -Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
"I need something of yours, how about your eyes?" -Calcifer
"Imagine what I could have done with your eyes, Sophie, or your HEART!" -Calcifer
"Which one do you want? You only get one cuz the rest are dirty." -Markel (Howl's Moving Castle)
"Help, help, help. Crazy lady with a shovel." -Calcifer
"One day your gonna get bitched slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it." -Mr. Morgan (10 Things I Hate About You)
I like you Tinklerbell. I think I'll kill you last.
There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.
Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.
Kids don't eat your veggies. They may be a handsome prince under a spell.
Okay, here's a joke for you: A monkey and a turtle walk into a bar, I don't remember the rest but your moms a skank.
It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.
“I think we broke his brain." -Pam (The Office)
"Green is red." -Frankie
I am on the way to world domination... just let me finish drinking my chocolate milk.
Mr. Garrison: Oh, well, your moms are just upset. They're probably all on their periods or something.
Wendy: whispers to Gregory Tell him that's not cool.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well I'm sorry, Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. (South Park)
Toes aren't needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
American.

"I'll take a chip, and eat it." -Light (Death Note)
Kate: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
Angie: I don't know.
Kate: What do you mean you don't know? You think you're at an Arbys right now?
Angie: You know what? I WISH I was at an Arbys cuz theres better food and cooler people there!
Kate: Did you stick all this gum under here?
Angie: I DON'T KNOW! Maybe you stuck some of it under there!
Kate: Yeah, actually you might be right cuz sometimes when I work a really long day I like to come home and chew a huge wad of bubbilicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!
Angie: Bitch, I don't know your life! (Baby Mama)
"Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it." -Cartman (South Park)
"I don't know. Putting testicles on the outside seem like a bad idea." -Angela (Bones)
"Oh my God, Watari is Batman!" -Uncle Yo
"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)
"L, I've caught Mello. But...he escaped." -Near (Death Note)
"If this job is in a well, I don't want it." -Jim (The Office)
"Suck, pull, bang, blow." -my mom
"I just want to be squeezed." -Mr. Clean commercial
"We know how to do it lots of different ways." -Gazzy (MAX 5th book)
"If there are shinigami stupid enough to drop their notebooks in our world, so there might as well be shinigami stupid enough to drop their eyes." -MelloNarrator (Death Note: Another Note)
"Do all boys keep their masterbatory needs in their shoes or is that just particular to you?" -Dr. Brennen (Bones)
"Mexico is in the United States, right?" -Josiline in my APHG class
Jiraiya: "No, it's not true! I'm not just a pervert!"
Nauto: "What!? Yeah right..."
Jiraiya: "I am...A SUPER PERVERT!" (Naruto)
"I appear to be lacking a penis, so either I'm female or wasn't circumcised properly"
"Exactly, how much money did the lord touch him for?" -Booth (Bones)
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard
"You don't have to be involved, I just want your sperm." -Bones (Bones)
"What the fuck are you doing? Get back in here and put your clothes on this instant!" -Sandra (Death at a Funeral)
"I look better fully clothed." -Zach (Bones)
"Mello, dresses like a transvestite, kills like a dragqueen." -Uncle Yo

"Everyone's dead, so I got bored." -Wrath (FMA)
"Bethany, by any chance does your cat eat jell-o?" -Clark (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
Evil isn't very good at naming their followers.
An evil plot to destroy the world. Enjoy.
"Hi, I'm dead. What have you accomplished in life?"
Alcohol plus idiot equals drunken idiot. Drunken idiot add morning equals hangover.
Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.
"I-I didn't know he did something like that. Is he keeping something in there that he doesn't want us to find." "Well, when you consider the fact that he's 17, it's not that suspicious, really. I've done it numerous times for reason in particular." -Chief Yagami/L (Death Note)
"Aren't you supposed to be in school?" "Yeah...well, I actually left on Sunday with the intention of coming here, but I was swept away into the heart of a dark, urban wilderness. It took me three days to find my way out." "...Why don't you just say you got lost?" -Yuki/Haru (Fruits Basket)
"I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired." -Larry the Cable Guy
"Adoption leads to seriel killing." -Kramer (seinfeld)
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
"It seems like I was drunk for some reason." -Rock Lee (Naruto)
"Don't worry, you're young. Your butt can take it." -Dean Lewis (Accepted)
We all know sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.
"No animals were harmed in the recording of this episode. We tried but that damn monkey was just too fast." -Stephen Colbert
"Now it seems the crooks charge twenty to thirty thousand dollars for a fake Ferrari body attached to an old Pontiac chassis, and here's how you sniff out a fake: take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood just behind the ornament. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass." -Colbert
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert
"If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, my illegal logging business succeeds." -Colbert
“Still alive, baby?” –Jane (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
"Reep the benefits of my sexual wisdom." -Angela (Bones)
Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.
Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"
Things seem to be so much more fun when you have someone else to enjoy them with. Like going to the movies, or playing a game. Or sex.
I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!
Don't mess with Canadians, we'll shove our igloos down the back of your shirt.
Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!
Don't piss me off, I turn into a massive ball of fur and sharp pointy things.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.
I say if someone has done something so bad that they deserve the death penalty, forget the lethal injection, I say get creative!
"Why does grandma have a gun?" -Wedding Crashers
Sir Bedevere: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"It doesn't matter if it's already dead, you can shoot it again." -Mary Mack
"I wanna put that guy in soup, that's how good he is." -Nigel Lawrence
"I live in America, where if you don't speak Spanish, you'll starve." -Brad Williams
"Hold on, Bones, let's just pretend that I'm the cop for a second." -Booth
"Mega tough old bastard." -Hodgins
Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination. - Mark Twain
Are you a bad side effect of my medication?
You!... Off my planet!!
Careful or you'll end up in my novel.
I'm not anti-social ... I'm just not user friendly.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer(, especially if the question is "Any volunteers?")
Friends: help you move a couch
Best Friends: help you move a body
Interestingly, it is revealed in the game Fullmetal Alchemist: Dream Carnival, that Envy enjoys chocolate parfaits. -Wikipedia (i laughed wen i read this XD)
"Spider poisen is people poisen?" -Homer (The Simpsons)
"You think brushing your teeth is foreplay." -Marge (The Simpsons)
"Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean. Good bye." -Kakashi (Naruto...ff story)
"You can't yell encore when we are still playing. Its like writing your grandmothers obituary when she is still kicking." -Josh Ramsay (lead singer of Mariana's Trench)
”You gave me porn, that means true love.” --Kakashi (Naruto) some ff story
"Hello, would you like a cup of tea while I disembowel you with a rusty dagger?"
"You'll feel like you have a time machine, a DVR, and friends." -Colbert
"I keep secrets from my computer." -Dwight (The Office)
"No, you have to go to bed, daddy's having a breakdown." -Mayor's wife (Horton Hears a Who)
"Put the phone by his mouth and scratch his butt." -Frankie
"When I was your age, television was called books." -Grandfather (The Princess Bride)
"You mean, you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll kill each other like civilized people?" -Westley (The Princess Bride)
"I caught myself being racist to myself." -Dave Chappelle
"That's my wife, Jen. We're married...technically." -T-Mobile commercial
"I think Mom's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him." -Ron (Harry Potter 1)
Why is there so much month at the end of the money?
"Smile...your demise isn't today."
"I want to clamp Michael's face in a George Forman grill." -Jim (The Office)
"The older you get, the sooner it ends."
(to the tune of the wheels on the bus)"The woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on." -Kramer
"I’m sorry, sir, but our ages are simply too great in difference. It wouldn’t work out.” -Sasuke (Naruto)...from some ff story
"I can't go anymore. I'm out of batteries." -Kyle Magrans
"It's been destroyed! The evil has been destroyed!" -Shigure's editor...she was talking about how Shigure wasn't writing any more novels XD
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -Tiger Woods
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’
Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max
Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang
“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“No? Well, for God’s sake, don’t tell them. They’d be crushed. Thinking they’re doing the Lord’s work, and all.” –Max
"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max
"I wasn't doin' nothing bad with it, George. Jus' strokin' it." -Lennie (Of Mice and Men)
"Lust, you have my heart on your sleeve. Literally, now I'm bleeding to death. Signed, Ed." -Uncle Yo
"He laminated a human being. We call that perverted, he's calls it limited editon." -Uncle Yo
A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
"Booth, the car is bleeding." -Bones
"Paperweight mode." -Verizon commarcial
"Just stick that little fuzzy ball in there and squish it around." -Booth
Being a ninja and wearing bright orange is like giving a pedophile directions to where your kid sleeps at night.
Jeff Dunham: Don't look at me.
Achmed: That's what she said.
"Sometimes when I look at my children, I think to myself, I could have swallowed you."
"Dear God, if you help me out with this, I promise to stop cheatting on my wife with black guys." -Brucey (The Longest Yard)
"I am glad you are back. Now, I don't have to stab you." (The Longest Yard)
"Yes. Biologically, I am a girl." -Haruhi (OHSHC)
Kagura: You don't know what a woman feels like when she's in love!
Shigure Sohma: Oh, yes I do! Or at least I've felt enough women to venture a guess -Fruits Basket
"i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"
Hughes: (showing Ed a picture) Look! Can you believe how big Elicia has gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now. She follows me everywhere on that thing, like my own escort of cuteness.
Ed: Yep, you're the same as ever, Major...Nice and insane. -FMA
"I want to touch you again Brother!" -Alphonse Elric (FMA)
Pajama pants: when you know your night's gonna be devoid of human contact. -Uncle Yo
As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!
This space is intentionally left blank.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it's more likely to be female.
Sri Lanka has lowest divorce rate in the world - and the highest rate of female suicide.
Nyna: Humanity's hopes rest on your shoulders. I would sooner not see them crushed.
Marth: Which? Humanity's hopes, or my shoulders?
Al: Brother, what are you going to do?
Ed: Nothing.
Al: Then why are you chasing me? -FMA...1st episode
“I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
“Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday"
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
"He just wanted to see how you tasted?" -Mitsuki
Sex on TV is not dangerous, unless you fall off.
Save a tree, eat a beaver.
Drive it like you stole it!
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.
I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
You have the emotional capacity of this stapler.
If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?

If you believe that Axis Powers: Hetalia promotes world peace, copy and paste this into your signature!

Germany: *huff* huff* I... I... love ya! satisfied?
Italy: YAHOO!!! I love you too!
*crash*

If you've ever felt like you nearly had a nosebleed from reading yaoi, post this on your profile.

If he can't "live without you", then WHY isn't he dead yet????

When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up so I can read them.

Who else actually likes to clean the lint from the dryer?

In 2013 I'm going to watch '2012' and LAUGH MY ASS OFF.

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(X) You're very happy-go-lucky
(X) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist (better than most)
(X) You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
(X) If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(7/10) for North Italy [Not bad, not bad...]

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes
(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(5/10) for South Italy [Pfft...that sucks! He's really fricken' awesome!]



Germany (Ludwig)

(X) You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite food.
(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog
(X) Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
(X) You work very hard too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice (>.> yeah)

(8/10) for Germany (wow, wasn't expecting that)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature (when I have to be)
()You think everything over before saying it.
(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
() You became very successful in a short amount of time
(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people
(X) You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(6/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(X) You love hamburgers
() You think you're awesome (pfft)
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
()You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(X) You're terrified of ghosts
(X) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

(8/10) for America [Wow...that's funny BD]


The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea
() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(X) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily. (The correct word is "HYPER")
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
(X) You're good at embroidery

(4/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense (Fashion? What's that?)
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts (LOVE them)
(X) You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet

(5/10) for France [oh dear :L]

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
(X) You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
() You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose
(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(5/10) for Russia [should i be worried?]

China (Wong Yao)

(x) You're very mature
(X) You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
(X) You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
(X) You like sweets

(9/10) for China [Holy wow O-O]

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite (most of the time)
(X) You love classical music
(X) You like cake (but...it's a lie)
() You have a mole on your face
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
(x) You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(x) You've composed music before
(x) You tend to call people 'morons' (fictional people don't count!)
(X) You wear glasses

(9/10) for Austria [haha didn't see this coming]

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people
(X) You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
() You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting(Except in family)
(x)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
(X)You often get mistaken for someone else
(X) You feel under-appreciated(mostly)
(x)You're bilingual
()You always carry a bear with you

(7/10) for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke
() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
(X)You like hot weather
(X)You can be very friendly from time to time
()You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(3/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth
(X)You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(8/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
() You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(4/10) for Prussia

And...You know you’re obsessed with Hetalia when… (not by me)
] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn’t talking to you
[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class
] When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[x] When you laugh if a country’s“vital regions” are discussed in the news/media
[x] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
[X] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you
[X] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them “everyone eventually becomes one with Russia” before walking away
] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is
[X] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia
] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China
[X] When you try to make your own “idiot hair” and use two bottles of hair gel in the process
[x] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. “Your ass is MINE, America!”
[x] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that”
[X] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China
[X] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British
[X] When your grade in Geography suddenly shoots up
] When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere”
[X] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you’ve ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?
[X] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear
[X] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso
[x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations
[x] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight
[x] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy”
] When you realize you’ve memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly
[X] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic
[X] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution
] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website
[X] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl
] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively
[X] When you randomly scream “PASTA” and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke
[X] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war
] When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily
[X] When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender”
[X] When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia
[x] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars
[x] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space
[X] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them
[X] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers
] When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms
[X] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit
[x] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare
[x] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they’re the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place
[x] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Ireland
[x] When you want your own pink kitty backpack
[x] When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy
[x] When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you
[x] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam
[X] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it
[x] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it
[X] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography
[X] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy
[X] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions
[X] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realise that you can't
[xxxxxxxx] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about (Yes)
[x] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome
[X] When the sound of bouncing beachballs (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you
[x] When you use you're favorite/cosplayed country's name in place of your own
[x] When watching South Park, you find great embaressment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: okay, but does anyone remember the episode with the talk about Finland and the other countries nuking Finland?! BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
[x] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.
[x] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).
EDIT:
[X] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate
[x] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit
[X] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them
[X] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them
[X] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you
[X] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are
[x] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings
[x] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters
] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"
] When said friends start forming the pairings you suppory
[x] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence
[X] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher
[x] When you start squealing in geography class
[x] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head
[x] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart
[Xxxxxx] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head.( oh yes... you guys should see what I put for each of my ISN covers...)
[X] When you start thinking of the people who represent the nations instead of the places in reality.
[x] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair.
[x] When you're following through with the you know/when #10, find something on Spain before and during WW2, and unconsciously replace 'its' with 'his'
] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England
[x] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.
] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure misproportions.
[x] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.
[x] When you spend half a day constructing a “You Know you’re Obsessed with Hetalia when…”

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Bruises by Super-Dog11 reviews
Naruto has to take daily abuse by...everyone. His parents, his teachers, his peers. The world is against him. And it all was because of Sasuke. But little did the Uchiha know how bad Naruto really had it. SasuNaru Abused!Naruto Abusive!Sas, Nej, and Chou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Jumper Chronicles by HermioneGirl96 reviews
After the first war, Remus realizes his chances of working in the wizarding world are slim, and his wand just reminds him of how James, Lily, and Peter died. To escape this world of pain, Remus attends med school, posing as a Muggle and going by his middle name: John. A story of the missing 12 years of Remus's life . . . in which he became John Watson. Guys, seriously, it all fits.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,037 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Remus L., John W.
Notice me by roseprincess546 reviews
Lovino Vargas is the school book worm Who has crush on the school Soccer Ace Antonio Fernandez - Carriedo But Lovino has a secert He's really the lead singer for the sensational Pop band "Infetta Rosa" His Pseudonym is Romano and , of course Antonio has crush on Romano, but not Lovino ... But we'll see if that can be changed
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/23/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Daily Life of Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson by beesandjam13 reviews
John and Sherlock's typical life in the flat including trivial arguments, sloppy kisses, blurry drunkness, and much more. (John/Sherlock)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,502 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
1912 by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary. CURRENTLY UPDATING WITH ADDITIONAL MATERIAL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - England/Britain, America
Division by MrsNoggin reviews
John likes mysteries. And every morning he dips into the local independent coffee bar with his newspaper and ponders another. Coffee Shop AU. Johnlock, totally angst free. Just a giant love and coffee fest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,697 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock's Sleeping Habits by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which John learns about Sherlock's sleeping habits. Series of unrelated oneshots featuring the one and only ADORABLE Sleepy!Lock! Fluff abounds.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Everything You Thought You Wanted by starrysummernights reviews
AU. It had been two hours since Sherlock's passionate, yet desperate, whispered confession in the vestibule of the church. Not series 3 compliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,104 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Cryonic by ChibiJazRide reviews
After suffering a fatal attack from an unknown illness, Lovino Vargas underwent cryopreservation, leaving behind his only family, his boyfriend, and a blooming company. Years later the effects are only just coming into play causing more problems than his preservation was supposed to solve. Human AU; T for language; pre-established Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,346 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain]
Midnight's Hymn by CrimsonRegret478 reviews
Lovino knew he was neither perfect nor loved. Feliciano had that role. Lovino didn't care. All he did was get beaten by his father every day. Yeah. He didn't care. But when a sickly Spaniard moves in next door, can they be the reason for each other's survival? Prequel to MD.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,012 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 6/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The ABCs of Sherlock Holmes's Favourite Foods by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock's a picky eater; time has proven that to John after months of living with the childish detective. And like any picky child, Sherlock has his favourites. Oneshots covering Sherlock's 'favourite foods', from A to Z.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Let me heal you, mi amor by procrastinator65 reviews
When Antonio and his team conduct a raid on a powerful mafia family, he did not expect to find such a poor boy chained to a wall, tortured and starved. He saves him, but whilst the physical injuries can heal will the mental ones? Will Antonio be able to help Lovino to face the world again? AU Spamano Officer!Antonio M for torture, and possible sexual themes later. STOP SOPA GUYS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The SS Hetalia by JulietVargas reviews
A year after the sinking of the Hetalia, Feliciano and Lovino Vargas reveal the stories of what happened to them on board. Spamano and GerIta and others. M for Lovi's mouth mainly, and very suggestive themes, nothing overly explicit
Crossover - Titanic & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,332 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 2/26/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use. You can skip this chapter if you like - the rest of the story is rated T.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 52,711 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,533 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/19/2011
A Sheltered Moment by iolre reviews
Sherlock is a troubled young teen with a bad history. John is his stalwart friend.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Serviettes by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock's YouTubing serviettes. Sign of Three character study.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Conversations by Jean Hicks reviews
A series of conversations between Mycroft and Sherlock as children. Assumes Mycroft is at least 10 years older, but that's not really important. Short, simple, and, if all went well, quite sweet. Fluff. Read, review, and enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
PS I Love You by MrsCumberbatch reviews
Sherlock Holmes died of brain tumour. A year later, in his 36th birthday party, John Watson receives the first of many letters that will not only help him to get over his husband's death but also to find love again.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Stranger, Save Me by gaaralover51141 reviews
"No one would care for a slut like me," is the thought that is always in Naruto's head. Even after his old love Sasuke saves him from the hands of a man in an alley he finds out that he's engaged and runs to find shelter with an old friend. All the years spent in his old life, everyone practically is a stranger, but who will be able to save him from himself. SasuNaru,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Like A Landslide by Schmiezi reviews
People usually assume that Sherlock happened to John like a landslide, unstoppable sometimes and surely dangerous. But they are idiots, and they completely fail to see how John is happening to Sherlock in return, like a maelstrom that pulled him in with unbelievable force and that will never let him out again. Not that Sherlock would want a way out. 2nd part to Private Ponderings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 7/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Taste Me by brttny98 reviews
Sherlock is ashamed of his body, but John shows him there is nothing to be ashamed of. / Johnlock / Sherlock has a small penis, and John loves it. / All parts for this series have been deleted and uploaded onto this story. Each chapter is another part in the series. So sorry if your favorite was lost in the transfer.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do you want to play deductions? by Lolapola reviews
Inspired by a tumblr post, and based on the song Do you wanna build a snowman? from the film Frozen. The story of Mycroft and Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Starting Conversations by MildredandBobbin reviews
"I'm afraid if I leave the room he'll vanish again," whispers John. Molly kisses his cheek. "I know." She lies next to John, her boyfriend of over a year and a half, and watches Sherlock sleep. Molly/John/Sherlock polyamory
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - John W., Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Mile High by Shehrazad reviews
It was all because of a dare. One stupid dare that I knew I shouldn't have done. Seriously, why the hell did I think that walking up to a male flight attendant and kissing him in front of two hundred people was a good idea? On Hiatus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,443 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Murder by Flatmate, Metaphorically by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Bubble bath, candles, and a certain long-suffering doctor... Inspired by John's 'The Deadly Tealights' blog post.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inhale, Exhale by E J Mulford reviews
"Fingertips prod at protruding ribs and lean, wiry muscle. The worst scars stand out sharply on your abdomen and back; still pink and jagged, even after all this time. They are the biggest burns and deepest cuts, and they will take the longest to fade." Sherlock returns a different man to the one who left, in more ways than one, and learns that sometimes there may be no going back.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,681 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Party Dress by ellie.hell reviews
Molly gets ready for the Christmas party at 221B.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Molly Hooper - Complete
The 5 Times John said I Love You and the One Other Time by ButterscotchCandybatch reviews
John is loving, Sherlock is suspicious. Established Johnlock relationship but no smut. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/16/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Heaven is a Place on Earth by ButterscotchCandybatch reviews
John Watson returns from Afghanistan a month after Sherlock Holmes has jumped from the roof of St Bart's. John knows nothing of Sherlock Holmes, or why everyone around him is acting so strangely, but he is about to find out… Slightly AU, all John's POV. (No slash, friendship.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade - Complete
Hamish by MrsCumberbatch reviews
"Your voice is good for Bilbo. Papa can play the dragon." John smiled and asked, "What was the dragon's name?" And Hamish's eyes lit up. "Smaug." Mpreg! ONE-SHOT
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Life? I've Been Away by MrsCumberbatch reviews
"Baker Street? He isn't there anymore. It's been two years. He's got on with his life." Mycroft said. "What life? I've been away." Sherlock said when he returned because he never knew life had many surprises in store for him. ONE-SHOT.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Letter by MrsCumberbatch reviews
Finding himself pregnant isn't the real problem. The problem is that neither seems to want it. And neither wants to do something about it. Finding himself at a crossroads, Sherlock has to take a decision alone. Mpreg! COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'd Arrest You if I Had Handcuffs by taylorpotato reviews
A series of vignettes involving Lestrade, Sherlock, and a certain pair of handcuffs. Eventual arrest fetish smut and numerous kinks we don't need to discuss in polite company. Pre-cannon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,386 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The 5 Times John had Nightmares and 1 Time He Didn't by ButterscotchCandybatch reviews
A little 5 plus 1 story idea that popped into my head. A bit naughty, so rated M for Johnlock smut. Not related to any of my other Sherlock stories. No longer a one-shot, this is now a multi-chapter fic containing some angst in later chapters. Trigger warning for discussion of rape and humiliation (though not actual scenes). Now COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,177 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flashmob by Evenlodes Friend reviews
When Sherlock turned up the first time, it ended in blows. This time, Sherlock is determined to prove to John that he needs him back. Inspired by the new Series 3 teaser trailer.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Sexy, Straight and Struggling by Besina reviews
John and Sherlock have been together for a while when a missing persons case leads Sherlock onto a human trafficking ring, which is responsible for the disappearance of many good-looking, straight, young men.::: Sting operation, undercover work, slash, roleplaying, simulated rape, human trafficking, e-stim, BDSM, implied abduction, video cameras, rough sex, restraints
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] DI Lestrade - Complete
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,416 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2011
You Have Always Counted by iolre reviews
In which one decision changes the course of two lifetimes, and Sherlock learns what it means to love.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.] - Complete
Bastard Pirates and a Box of Tomatoes by Ravenwood316 reviews
'It all started with a box of tomatoes'. Lovino was just trying to support him and his younger siblings but what happens when a dashing Spanish pirate comes crashing into his life looking for his promised box of tomatoes? Spamano, cursing, violence, blood, genderbending in later chapters, Pirate!SpainxRomano, AU, Human names used, slight other pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Illusion of Vision by SaraBarns reviews
Everyone knows Antonio Fernandez Carriedo is the attractive lead role in the latest Sci-fi romance. Everyone also knows Romano wrote the best-selling book on what it's like to be blind. But... "Just Antonio" doesn't know his new blind friend, Lovino Vargas, has a pen-name. And... Lovino "Not Romano" Vargas doesn't know the annoying Spaniard from the cable car is a famous actor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Adventure of the Mysterious Appearance of Tissues by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
In which there is a case, John has caught a cold and is not interested in investigating, Mrs Hudson is away and Sherlock does the shopping. /One-shot. Fluff. Friendship. Humour.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Permanent Shadows by obsessedwithstabler reviews
A year after John disappears from a crime scene, Sherlock is burning out with nothing to lose. And a man with nothing to lose is a man to fear. Cowritten with Quadrophenia73.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shiny Leather in the Dark by taylorpotato reviews
Sherlock and Irene have always been drawn to each other. After saving her life, Sherlock pays Irene a visit. They find out what happens when they're allowed to fully collide. Femlock, with gratuitous use of riding crops. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Gravitate by RougeaufSherlock reviews
"He kisses John because he loves him too. He won't say it, but he does. He kisses John in a swirl of wind and rustling leaves because he likes how John tastes, and he likes how John smells, and he likes how he feels on his body and tongue. They kiss because for the first time in their lives, they are truly in love." Trigger Warnings for drug abuse
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
You Can't Possibly Have Any Reasonable Objections by taylorpotato reviews
It was stupid to get involved with a student in the first place. It was downright idiotic to get attached to them. But somehow, Professor Watson let himself fall in love with Sherlock Holmes anyway. Teenlock/Unilock. Sequel to, "The Appropriate Time to Have Moral Objections."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gravity and Need by Goomba Fortress reviews
Even Sherlock is human, and in the early days of their friendship, John witnesses one such event. Johnlock, if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Missed a bit by somanyhands reviews
"John." The single word showed that Sherlock was unimpressed at the insinuation that he had missed anything, let alone something important. - A little something I wrote. Implied Mystrade only. Nothing that needs rating (except perhaps Sherlock's ignorance!)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Through A Glass by MildredandBobbin reviews
There is an adjoining door in the bathroom at 221B that leads into Sherlock's bedroom. The door, from the bathroom to Sherlock's bedroom, is made of three glass, semi-opaque panels. It has suddenly come to Sherlock's attention that if he stands in exactly the right spot in his bedroom he can see through said panels, and more to the point, can see John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Many Personalities of Spain by Writer-Girl-19 reviews
England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,360 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Titanic (Ft Hetalia) by EvanescingSky reviews
French socialite Marianne Bonnefoy is onboard the famed ship Titanic with her fiance Arthur Kirkland when a near accident introduces her to the street rat Alfred Jones. As drama builds in the dimly lit halls of the grand ship, disaster fast approaches, unbeknownst to all those onboard.
Crossover - Titanic & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - America, England/Britain, Austria, France
Sine Nomine by Jean Hicks reviews
Without a name. A series of one-shots inspired by 'Sherlock Head Canons' on tumblr. Cute, funny, angsty, all that, and more. Updated irregularly, but each chapter is a short story on its own. All characters, all times, and if there are ships they will be John/Sherlock and Mycroft/Lestrade. R&R and enjoy! (If you can think of a better summary, let me know!)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Three Continents by ArizonaRoseWolf reviews
John gets drunk and out comes Three Continents.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan
Crossing Bridges by Schmiezi reviews
Looking back later in life, John always felt that he should have seen it coming sooner. But the first weeks after the Heroic Return had been so filled up that he only realised something was seriously wrong with Sherlock when it was too late for an easy way out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,385 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Emotions by whovenclaw-holmes reviews
12 months, 12 chapters, 12 Johnlock moments. A year showing the progression of John and Sherlock's relationship starting with their first kiss on the 1st of January and continuing through the 1st of each month. I hope you enjoy another simple fluffy and happy Johnlock! FINISHED!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Haven't I Seen You Before? by bonniesansclyde reviews
To anyone who didn't know him, John Watson would look weird. As it was, he was sitting in a booth on the edge of a room, full of people having... well having sex. But the weird part was, he didn't look phased at all. It was as if he were simply at a normal pub watching the rugby game, not at a sex club watching a different kind of sport.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Grease Stains and Paper Lanterns by Nekogirl1595 reviews
"I swear, it was just a slip of the tongue! I didn't realize the bastard would have that kind of response!" Lovino Vargas works as a waiter at his friend's restaurant. What happens when he accidentely calls one of his regular customers something he didn't intend to say? Spamano. High school AU/ Restaurant AU better than summary, I pinkie promise M for later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Tomorrow Never Knows by PandaRaver reviews
Growing up isn't easy. Growing up with the person you're supposed to spend the rest of your life with is even harder. (Omegaverse, by the way. SH/JW and MH/GL, both pairings in an 'arranged marriage'. Starts from when they're kids)(Part 1 of Days).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
An Italian Aria by My name is Birdie reviews
AU. One day, Antonio is near the human coast when he hears singing. The mer have always been attracted to singing, and Antonio is no exception. Especially when the singer is Lovino. Merman!Antonio and Human!Lovino. Spamano. Slight Gerita. (will be continued soon)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Damaged Heart by xelectrogirlx reviews
A modern re-telling of Beauty and the Beast but with fairytale aspects. "Now listen to me carefully. From this day you have ten years to find somebody who will love you for who you are." "And if ten years pass and this person hasn't arrived... what then?" "Then, Sherlock Holmes, you will die. And the way you are at the moment, the world will be better off for it."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,848 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Angel by MrsNoggin reviews
John is an angel. That can be the only explanation. A response to the challenging request for a realistic wingfic one-shot. Rated T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cupcakes by Outakurebecca reviews
In which, Molly and Irene pose for pictures, study for tests, and figure out neither of them are actually in love with Sherlock. That doesn't mean they aren't in love, though. Uses the prompt of sexually oblivious Irene and high-drive Molly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Irene A., Molly Hooper - Complete
Bewitched! by Patzy reviews
Rated T for Foul Language: Lovina is not an ordinary girl. She has been cursed to hate men! The only way to break the curse is to find her true love. Will she be able to find that man despite her unnatural man-hating tendencies?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Fifty Shades of Holmes Brothers by somanyhands reviews
A series of 50 short fics about the changing relationship and dynamics between the Holmes brothers, from Sherlock's birth through to adulthood. No slash but there will be some brother love and tenderness as well as an amount of hatred and bitterness too. Contains mention of drug use. Not one fic per year, just 50 short glimpses, in chronological order. NOW COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 13,869 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A study in tight leather trousers and stripping by InvisibleBlade reviews
tashaturtletwentytwo prompted me : alternate meeting: pole dancing sherlock OR sherlock riding a motorbike (in hopefully very tight leather trousers)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Sentimental Advantage by burningpalepetals reviews
"Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side." This is what Sherlock has always believed, and no one had managed to convince him otherwise. And then along came a certain ex-army doctor named John Watson...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times He Woke Up With Sherlock, and The One Time He Didn't by MrsNoggin reviews
It was a strange experience, waking up beside someone in bed. John notices a habit developing. Rated M for mature references and language. Not angsty in the slightest!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Serenity's Waltz by RougeaufSherlock reviews
Every night, John dreams of a masked man on the moon. Rated T because of mildly described sex.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Au Revoir by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. "John had always known this day would come... But there would never be another Sherlock Holmes." Kidlock, no pairings intended.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Come Home: A Study in Grief by Jean Hicks reviews
"It's raining, Sherlock." "I have an umbrella." :: 7 years after the Fall, John returns to London fighting a war against new demons. A character study in grief for both Sherlock and John, may seem a bit out of character at times, but this is how I imagine them handling their separate griefs. Has a happy ending, I promise. Johnlock. R&R. Thanks!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Splinter by obsessedwithstabler reviews
He felt the ice crack further beneath him and he willed Sherlock to back away with the child. The ice finally gave way with a groan and for a moment, John felt himself float before he slipped back into the frigid water.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Strip Sherlock Naked by MargyW reviews
When John and Lestrade discover that Sherlock has never played a stripping game, they set out to change that. Established relationship Johnlock. Rated T for language .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Effects of Bullying by memoranda reviews
This is for all you victims. Never, ever, give up. Never give in to what the bullies say. You are special and irreplaceable. Some one out there cares about you. Don't worry. To the bullies: What could you possibly hope to gain? (Guys, the rest of 16 is up. I messed up, but it's fixed now. There's a happy ending, I swear! D:)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,935 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012
Do You Really Want to Ask That? by Lassuel reviews
While Sherlock and John are trying to catch a killer at a night club, Sherlock does something unexpected. Trying to figure out what it means, John decides to play games with Sherlock. This cannot end well. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Shade by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
Even when they are, they aren't. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tryptych by JoBabeAlly reviews
After his return to the land of the living, Sherlock makes an interesting discovery about John Watson, and an even more interesting discovery about Molly Hooper. Conclusions are drawn, decisions are made, and the three embark on a new relationship. Unapologetic Jollock PWP. FIRST CHAPTER REWRITTEN WITH NEW ENDING. Now Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
A Thousand Years by iolre reviews
Sherlock laid on the sofa, fingers steepled underneath his chin. John was sitting in his armchair, chunnering on about something Sherlock wasn't really listening to. He was focused on the tug in his stomach, the hunger that simmered underneath his human form. If Sherlock drank it, he would bind John to him forever. Sherlock refused to do that. For this John wasn't the first John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Their fruit globes fair or red by girlwith1oneeye reviews
Irene uses a vibrator on Molly while making her read poetry out loud. Contains discussion of BDSM relationships.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Molly Hooper, Irene A. - Complete
Nirvana by Goomba Fortress reviews
In eyes that have witnessed the cruelties of war, and hands that have healed the sick, Sherlock finds safe harbor.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Why Talk When You Can Text? by sherlockhastheTARDIS reviews
John and Sherlock's relationship shown through their text messages. Much fluff and allusions to smut. Some language, but nothing too explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Good Morning by SpaggyB reviews
John struggles not to wake up from a very pleasant dream, but what he finds as he blinks the sleep from his eyes is that on this morning, reality is much, much better.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Matter of Convenience by wanderingtardisonbakerstreet reviews
Sherlock's eyes flash with anger, the expression echoed in the doctor's face. They're close now, the air between them charged. There's a step between them neither is willing to take, not tonight. Perhaps not ever. — Sherlock can't get it in his head how much John truly worries about him. Johnlock. One shot. Rated M for heavy smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Not According to Plan by ValkeryVale reviews
A dubious plan to catch a killer has John pretending to be a high end escort and Sherlock trying to break into a car. Just a bit of silliness...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, DI Dimmock - Complete
Nightly Disturbances by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
In which Sherlock's a bit unwell, John is destroying the flat in the middle of the night and tea suddenly becomes disgustingly sweet. /One-shot, fluff and friendship. (warning: contains a bit of bad language)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Kiss With The Air by E J Mulford reviews
30 kinds of Johnlock kisses, from first to last, over the course of their relationship. All linked as they're all part of one story. A kiss (chapter) a day, every day for 30 days. M for language and sex. Slash, if it's not your cup of tea then don't drink it, please :)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Traitor's Gate by roane reviews
John and Sherlock go undercover at a top secret government lab to find out who is selling research. John is back in uniform and Sherlock is back in a laboratory, but they have to pose as strangers. It's up to them to find out who is responsible for putting a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands, and try to keep their hands off each other at the same time.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Sherlock and the Huntsman by Kelouisa reviews
Snow White pastiche. A beautiful prince, a jealous King, a poisoned apple. Can love between Prince Sherlock and John the Huntsman break the curse? Some humor, some Reichenfeels, all Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Broken Wings, Healed Hearts by Black-Cat-In-Boots reviews
Junior Lovino Vargas, a broken angel, has a dark secret he's determined to keep to himself, now matter how much of an outcast it makes him. But will his new neighbor, Antonio, change that? Angel!Spamano, side Gerita, USUK, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,401 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Reunited in Blue by Yami Kuroi Sephiroth reviews
It has been 6 years since the event of the Fabricated World. Now 15, something is calling Ib back to the Forgotten Portrait. Who is calling? And why do they want her to return? Is it a trap, or a plead to be Reunited in Blue. *Takes place after the Forgotten Portrait ending, i do not own Ib nor the pic, i only own the plot. rated T for violence, blood, and possession.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 326,961 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
After the Great Game by ButterscotchCandybatch reviews
After the episode The Great Game concludes, Sherlock and John recover together from their brush with death. Johnlock with asexual Sherlock. Adult content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,506 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
A mile in his shoes by Outakurebecca reviews
They couldn't swap the clothes they already had because they wouldn't have fit right. John's chest was broader, more muscled, and Sherlock was taller. Annoyingly so.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
May I Have This Dance? by God of Mishief reviews
"Greg, since our boyfriends are being so…uncooperative…would you care to join me for a dance?" John held out his hand. "Would love to," Greg grinned, taking the offered appendage. Jealousy did not become the Holmes boys, except, well, when it did. Mystrade/Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Matter of Conquest by Shellysbees reviews
fic request fill John stared at Sherlock, flabbergasted. His flatmate (with benefits apparently if the last few weeks were to show for anything) was lounging casually in the bloody Buckingham Palace in nothing but the sheet from his bed. It was bad enough that John had had to bribe him to at least put the damn sheet on in the first place, but this...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trains by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
No-one would have assumed how strongly it affects Sherlock to leave John behind after the Fall, least of all Sherlock himself. But it does, and there is nothing he can do about it. Except to try to go on, more or less successfully. / Sort of character study-ish, one-shot. Post-fall, pre-reunion.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Whispered Touch by LondonFan reviews
An explosion. Then, silence. Two friends. - When John loses his hearing, Sherlock's and his relationship is put to the test. Will John regain his hearing, or will he forever be a burden for Sherlock? (eventual J/S)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Coffee shop by flagma reviews
Summary: alternative meeting. John would have never belied that spilt coffee could change his life. I suck at summaries and at titles.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On Today's Agenda by Besina reviews
Ever wonder what effect the kinkmeme really has on characters? You're about to find out! Meta-fic. (Know what the kinkmeme is or this won't make that much sense)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
A Box Full Of Sharp Objects by sureaintmebabe reviews
After a serious head injury, Sherlock's Mind Palace is a mess. Mycroft sends a trunk of his brother's childhood/adolescence/Uni stuff to 221B. It could be the making of his brother, or make him worse than ever. But although memories can be painful things, Sherlock can rejoice that now he has John to help him. Johnlockish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,991 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
RedWhiteBlack by Emma Grant reviews
After the events of TRF, Sherlock hides, and waits (John/Sherlock). Loosely based on Snow White, and written for challenge 2 of Letswritesherlock on Tumblr. (NOTE: There is one spoiler in here for series 3. If you've seen the spoilers, you'll recognize it when it comes up, and if you haven't, it probably won't stand out to you. Please proceed accordingly.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Rallentando Deep Within by ChibiAnimeFreak reviews
All his life, Lovino has pushed down his insecurities, only expressing himself through his music. But when he enters high school as a freshman, it may get harder to keep is feelings locked up, especially with a certain Spaniard running around trying to open him up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
It Starts with a Kiss by whosgirl22 reviews
It was just a kiss, but John is afraid that he has upset the balance of 221B for good. Weeks have passed and Sherlock has yet to react, so John assumes the detective must be unaffected. Time for John to learn how wrong he is. Pure and utter fluff! [Head over to my account at AO3 for a continuation into sexier times].
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flaunting It by DancingGrimm reviews
Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Dear Duck Butt Bastard by smartcat reviews
After Sasuke's team fails to catch the jinchuriki again, he is left with a familiar backpack...left by the one blond shinobi who still chased after him. He opens and finds a letter addressed to him. Curious he decides to read...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Give Me Your Hands, If We Be Friends by bluerain1984 reviews
The texture of a honeycomb, filled with golden nectar. The innocent laughter of children. The feeling of having a friend beside him, and a touch of magic. Was the funny boy he found in the garden just a summer night's dream? Or was he very real, and standing beside him? Oneshot. Sherlock/John pre-slash fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Experimental Sexual Practices by 1lostone reviews
Sherlock has a rather extensive list of things he wishes to try. If John's up for it. PWP. (I mean it!)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In This Life by Jean Hicks reviews
"Our lives, they are all tangled up in one another and there's nothing we can do to change it. Life after life I've met you and they haven't all be beautiful but they are us. It's always been us." An interesting, if a bit strange, exploration of Sherlock Holmes' and John Watson's many meetings across time. Small mentions of drug use/violence/suicide. R&R and enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Midnight Blue Serenity by BeautifulFiction reviews
When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate's charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim? Eventual John/Sherlock. Case fic. (Warning: reviews may contain spoilers)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,703 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And They Lived Happily Ever After by dancingloki reviews
It's love at first sight when Sherlock meets the new forensic doctor replacing Anderson-but will he manage to net the mysterious John Watson, or will he inadvertently send him screaming?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Of Scales & Flesh by PinkGloom reviews
AU Smauglock Based on Beauty & the Beast. The villagers decide to attack the "dragon" and John is wounded in the process. He wakes up in an enchanted castle; having been taken prisoner of the creature. Slowly, an awkward friendship blossoms between the two...will it ever be more? Rated for smut, violence and occasional language
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,913 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lucky by TalksToSelf reviews
Everybody knows you don't invite a vampire into your home... but then again - vampires don't exist. Vampire!AU set during A Study In Pink, for jonnyluvssherlock's DashCon fic auction prompt! (Apologies, this was marked as In-Progress when it's actually Complete)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He's a Hamish by Aurora-swan reviews
Sherlock turnes out to be pregnant and he's not happy about it until John makes him change his mind. Things works out fine the months to come. At lest until John wants to pack a hospital bag while Sherlock has other plans. John deliverers a baby in their own bedroom. Mpreg, parentlock, fluffy fluff, childbirth. Now with a chapter where Hamish gets a little sibling.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,144 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
A Multitude of Sins by roane reviews
Sherlock takes advantage of having a good coat and a short friend.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Private Ponderings by Schmiezi reviews
Sherlock Holmes is in love. It had taken him an inexcusable amount of time to figure it out, but in his defence it must be said that (a) it is extremely hard to deduce oneself and (b) never having been in love before he is completely new to the feeling.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,827 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Which The Riding Crop Gets Some Action by The Devil's Feet reviews
ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP. Sherlock needs his secret stash, he needs his fix, but John refuses to tell him where he's hidden it. What will Sherlock resort to in order to win the secrets from his stubborn lover? RATED M FOR A REASON. (This is a resubmission of Calabash and Drifta's old story.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Hearts Torn In Two by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Sequel to Two Hearts One Soul; Hisoka and Hijiri, Naruto and Sasuke's twin sons, are Shinobi now. With Kohana, Sakura's daughter, as their teammate, they're the perfect team. Until a dark force threatens to sever the ties the three carry together. Will t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,105 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Quite the Excitable Young Lady by taylorpotato reviews
Joan and Shirley have been best friends since primary school. Just friends. Because Joan likes boys. Shirley's never told Joan about her own preferences. One night, Joan and Shirley get drunk off a bottle of Mycroft's wine and they have a discussion about self-pleasure. Femslash follows in short order. Teen!lock and Genderswap, because this is my party and I'll AU if I want to.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Spamano Shuffle by Worm Of The Books reviews
Give me a song, you get a story. This is the Spamano Shuffle. Leave a request in the reviews. I reserve the right to refuse any requests if I deem the song inappropriate. No gender-bending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Rags of Light by fleetwood-mouse reviews
It's outside the ordinary, to be sure, but John has always been able to rely on his strange ability to heal. Until one day, he can't. Magical realism, Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Harry W. - Complete
April Fools by cutting love reviews
In which John and Sherlock lie for fun, but as always, the lie is a reflection of the truth
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
With A Side Of Tomatoes by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Spain and Romano will agree; love is always better with a side of tomatoes. A collection of Spamano oneshots, ranging from stupidly fluffy and sappy, to deep angst. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
I'll Love You For a Thousand More by TheMindPalace reviews
"When did you first realize you loved me Sherlock?" JohnxSherlock Established Relationship
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Wizard Detectives and Pirate Doctors by Hanna-NotMontana reviews
Sherlock AU set in Hogwarts. Follows Johnlocks lives through the years at Hogwarts and their adventures there; joy and pain, werewolves, dementors, first loves, Triwizard Tournaments and true love. Rated T for violence and light male/male action later on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 191,958 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Little Bit Lady and the Tramp by Chibi StarLyte reviews
When Angelo looked up to wave at them through the window, something amazing happened.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Prince and Sherlock the Vesper by miamam reviews
A fairy tale written for the 2nd prompt of Let s Write Sherlock. John has three restless sisters, who want to get married. Sherlock the Vesper offers him he will find them grooms in exchange for a kiss. The princesses vanish and John has to find them and Sherlock as well, because he realizes gradually he s in love with him. But Jim the Cloudspreader wants to ruin everything...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Golden Boy by paperandfeather reviews
"Do you know what you have done? A bond was created. You two are now irreversibly connected to each other..." At first neither Sherlock nor John is happy about it but their animosity begins to fade...Magic!AU, Johnlock/Whump!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,543 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sort by HermioneGirl96 reviews
John never even considered whether he was in love with Sherlock because Sherlock wasn't the sort to fall in love back. At least, this is what John thinks until Sherlock misunderstands something John says and winds up admitting far more than he'd ever intended. A one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
This Ain't No Eighties Flick! by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino struggles to deal with the heartbreak of losing his first real love. However, now that he's in a new school, how will he cope learning that his summer sweetheart is actually the school's tough guy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [N. Italy, Germany]
Different Battlefields by Jayda Morgana reviews
One-shot, Johnlock. John isn't the only one with war wounds. Rated T for self-harm.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lazy Mornings by LadyLoki221 reviews
John and Sherlock enjoy a lazy morning in bed. Pure fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My One & Only by Lilbakasaru reviews
Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,319 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Chicken Bone by MildredandBobbin reviews
Lestrade has an interesting case for Sherlock and John: female, mid-seventies, found dead in a wood oven, in a garish looking cottage, in the middle of the woods. A retelling of a fairy tale for the Let's Write Sherlock Challenge: 2.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan, DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock or The Snow Boy by girlwith1oneeye reviews
Lonely little John Watson makes a snowman, which miraculously comes to life. Written for Let's Write Sherlock's Challenge 2, and based on the Russian fairy tale Sneguroshka.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Side By Side In Orbit by Kerkerian-Horizon reviews
During a heatwave, John discovers that there is one thing which Sherlock has never learned. Naturally, the good doctor wants to teach him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Occupied Roof by Ballykissangel reviews
AU Sherlock&John meeting. When soldier John Watson returns from the war he finds that he and the life he left behind are not the same and he does not know how to return to it. When John goes to end his life on a certain roof he finds that a strange someone is already there ahead of him with the same idea and neither of them want to find a different roof. No slash. Epic Friendship
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Forgivable by MildredandBobbin reviews
This was Sherlock Bloody Holmes and ignoring the emotional mess in which you leave your best friend (is he? Is he still Sherlock's best friend? It's hard to know anymore) seems to be how it's bloody done lately.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
At Night The Beasts Come Howling by Aimlessly Unknown reviews
There is a reason Sherlock Holmes doesn't sleep. Sherlock-centric.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Being a Conductor of Light by fleetwood-mouse reviews
John finally realises what exactly it was that drew him to the woman he's been seeing. Sherlock knew all along. Shameless smut ensues. Written in under 24 hours and given the most ridiculous title I could think of. Hope you enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shouting and Whispers by girlwith1oneeye reviews
Written for the first challenge of "Let's Write Sherlock". The prompt was "After a nearly disastrous case, Sherlock and John share a tense taxi ride back to Baker Street. With emotions running high, they finally arrive back at 221B, and then…". Well there's a child kidnapping) and Sherlock is reckless and John gets angry and Sherlock is sorry and they have hot romantic sex.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Should Have Let Me Sleep! by theraggedypond reviews
After a three day case with no sleep and hardly any food, Sherlock is recovering from it by playing comatose. John finds out what happens when you wake up London's favorite consulting detective. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Meaning the World by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
Well, yes, Mrs Turner next door's got married ones. Mrs Hudson doesn't really know about her tenants, but finds out that she doesn't even need to. Because one evening, after another case, she realises something important about John and Sherlock. One-shot. Fluff, most likely.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Mrs. Hudson, John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lucky Cat by Jinny the Kisaragi reviews
John realizes just how lucky he's been.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Little Fall of Rain by TeyrianTimelord reviews
Molly is shot and dies in Sherlock's arms. Song-fic of Les Miserables' "A Little Fall of Rain." Rated T for character death. Written as mild Sherlolly, but can be interpreted as Johnlock if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Letter by Max Mahr reviews
When John receives a letter from the army requesting his return to Afghanistan, Sherlock realises that the only way he can get John to stay is by revealing his true feelings. Text-Snapshot and Oneshot (unless otherwise requested).
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Trip of the Mind by Crowley For King reviews
After running off by himself again, Sherlock is forcibly given a dose of LSD. Unable to tell the difference between reality and hallucinations, he unwillingly and unknowingly gives everyone an unfiltered look into his own mind. And what they see is startling. OneShot. Mentions of child abuse. Wear wichever goggles you choose.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mandala by Roberly reviews
In a world where one's soul-mate is represented through a swirl of colour on one's arm, will a man with an unusual colour ever find who he's looking for? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naruto Oneshots by phantomworks reviews
This update: Seppuku 2. As Sasuke grows up in the facility, he becomes stronger than ever. The white coats have decided it's time. It is time for the Sharingan and Kitsune to meet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,847 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Something's Missing by possessmemore reviews
John doesn't know what he is missing. Fortunately, everybody else does.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., M. Stamford - Complete
One to Spare by englishtutor reviews
In which Sherlock becomes alarmed at the change Mary Morstan has made in John. With spoilers from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's book "The Sign of Four".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
Don't Forget the Cream Filling! by taylorpotato reviews
John is just minding his own business, searching for naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a police-uniform fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful lot like his flat mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine how that goes. Written for Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Gig by Redderhead reviews
John has a secret. He uses it to earn money as he has lost his job at the clinic. Sherlock follows. For once, he's wrong. I own none of the songs used. I have only borrowed the characters and I have nothing to benefit from this apart from sharing the love for these two characters. John x Sherlock. Rated HIGH very HIGH. M M M.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Queries of the Sleep-Deprived by Lori von Loco reviews
"You are, after all, my friend." As it turned out, that was all it took. The strained way the last two words were spoken made John flinch, and Sherlock realized everything all at once.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wings by sukikuro reviews
"People ask me a lot why I love him. Why I spend so much time chasing him when he never returns my feelings. It's because I see something they don't." Series of oneshots. SpainRomano AntonioLovino
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,144 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
I'm Not Calling You a Ghost by cutting love reviews
Following the events of the Reichenbach fall, John is having dreams.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Have We Met Before? by The-Ones-Who-Ran reviews
"Afghanistan or Iraq?" Most people (including a certain detective and his blogger) would refer to that particular question as the beginning of something big, something that quickly spiraled out-of-control into the best kind of madness. But Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had run into each other several times before that day. But the time is never quite right.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Data Concerning the Date, Memo - Do Not Delete by sherlockjumpedinthetardis reviews
"It's just another day, now grow up!" It was an echo of a memory. Not even a full memory, just a snip of one. Sherlock had deleted it, and when Sherlock deletes things, they stay that way. Most of the time. A/N: I wrote a thing based on a Tumblr post. Don't judge it too harshly ;D I do not own characters or whatever else obviously! :) It's my first posted fic!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Late Night Violin by Destroy Me Destroya reviews
John thinks about Sherlock and his violin.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Constrictor Knot by AMKelley reviews
John has a kink. Sherlock has been aware of this for quite some time and he finally gives John permission despite being a little iffy of the idea. It turns out to be a better idea than Sherlock previously thought. **Bondage, Sexual Content, PWP, Blindfolds, Trust Kink (is that a kink?)**
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Barmen and Banter by glitterdresses reviews
University/College AU in which Sherlock owes Sebastian Wilkes a favour, so he calls it in and drags Sherlock to the pub. He tells Sherlock that there's a barman there he fancies and wants Sherlock to his 'trick' on him, so Sebastian can intervene and look heroic in the eyes of his object of his affection John...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Respiration by LoyalPaddler reviews
Sherlock once said breathing is boring. John knows that there are moments in life when breathing is not only not boring, it's nearly impossible. Another drop in the ocean of possibilities for the reunion.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Error: Mind Palace Overload by LondonFan reviews
Sherlock can't always rely on his Mind Palace and this is something he doesn't want to accept. There is one person, however, who is always there for him - John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unbreakable Promise by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino's mother is left pregnant and helpless while her husband is at war, causing her to make a deal with a pirate. In 18 years when her baby is old enough to be useful, he has to join the pirate's crew and work under his son, Antonio in return for monetary help until her husband returns. 18 years later Antonio comes back to make good on the deal. Spamano and various other couples
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
An Eye For Detail by theparanoid-one1 reviews
After John has been living with Sherlock for a while, he decides to pick up a hobby he'd dropped since returning home from Afghanistan.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Good Thing About Birthdays by E J Mulford reviews
Sherlock detests birthdays. They're embarrassing, boring and a waste of his time - until, on his 40th, John changes his mind with one little present. Johnlock fluff. Post-Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Final Report by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock decides to put John's powers of observation and medical knowledge to the test. Especially for my dear friend MapleleafCameo. Rated M - paranoia strikes again!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Suppress a Smile by Webstergem reviews
It's John's birthday, and Sherlock has a little surprise prepared. Rated T for mild language and established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sociopathic Romantic by JHWforever reviews
Sherlock never agrees that he's romantic. But his gestures suggest quite the same! Fluff, established relationship, the proposal.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Deflowered by Lorelei Lee reviews
Mob!AU - Mafia!AU - Boss!John bought the first night of virgin!Sherlock who works as a rentboy in Miss Adler's brothel.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Irene A.
Destiny ties us together by dragon of colors reviews
Sometimes, some people are just so destined to be together they meet again and again. Because it takes more than death to stop destiny. Smauglock, Johnlock, and Khanlock. Something more poetic than anything.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Together Forever by ItalianMustache reviews
For the LetsWriteSherlock challenge in which the prompt was: 'After a nearly disastrous case, Sherlock and John share a tense taxi ride back to Baker Street. With emotions running high, they finally arrive back at 221B, and then…' and then I went and MyJohnLocked it up...this is the result.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Lessons in Interpersonal Relations of a Sexual Nature (ie Foreplay) by dcfg21 reviews
Sherlock requests John's help in understanding what makes people tick. He gets more than he bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Snowed In by InMyArmsAgain reviews
Even when going into labour, Sherlock cannot help being Sherlock. Now, if only the weather would cooperate with him. Established JohnLock and Mpreg.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Experiment by BoughtOnEbay reviews
In which the author attempts Johnlock. Mild bondage, not graphic, lighthearted. New version, amp'ed up and upgraded with contributions from my vivacious coauthor/editor isaiddangerous.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Sexy Step Brother by BadButt94 reviews
Summary: Sasuke and Naruto were the best of friends between the ages of 5 and 7, but fell out over something stupid. Now at the age of 16 they are brought back together through a cruel twist of fate… as Step Brothers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,230 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Foxemo and Catet by BadButt94 reviews
Summary: Sasuke, the Prince of the Uchiha Cat Kingdom, has fallen in love with Naruto, Prince of the Uzumaki Fox Kingdom, but will their love prevail when their parents try to separate the? Mpreg. RATED M: YOAI, LANGUAGE, and VIOLENCE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,480 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bubbles by World'sOnlyConsultingCriminal reviews
A simple, somewhat fluffy, Johnlock one-shot. John and Sherlock blow bubbles together. Or at least attempt to.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The End by Niko reviews
The only way John or Sherlock were going to concede to try was if the world was ending. And now it is.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Published: 6/3/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Don't Leave Me Here Alone by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Sherlock hadn't really meant to say it. He just doesn't want to lose John. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Greatest Problem by somanyhands reviews
Sherlock realises he has intense feelings for John. He doesn't approach John about it (because John's not gay, right?) Instead, he turns to an old friend to numb the feelings. Possible spoilers for S1&2 as this is a kind of alternate so expect a little AU also. Rated M for future content. This will be a multi-chapter fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,507 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, J. Moriarty - Complete
The Stories Our Scars May Tell by Jean Hicks reviews
On a hot afternoon, John does a little exploring of Sherlock's past by mapping the scars on his body. Established John/Sherlock relationship, some talk of violence but nothing graphic, mentions of Sherlock's past drug use. As a result, rated T to be safe. No spoilers for the series... it is fluffy though! :-) Read, review, and enjoy! Note: Un-beta-ed, so please ignore any errors?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The good kind by Cee5 reviews
Sometimes you know the exact moment when you fall in love. A rainy environment, the sweet realisation. A small fic. Set by another amazing drawing by Pockochi.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Summer Nights by Death'sDarkAngel reviews
An impromptu beach holiday leaves the boys with nothing to do but enjoy their own private stretch of sand and surf—and to finally explore how they truly feel about each other. Rated M for sand in inappropriate places
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take My Hand by E J Mulford reviews
"All these years later, John knows that taking Sherlock's hand that night didn't just mean escaping from the police. That 'take my hand' were not the only three words uttered in that moment. That the underlying, hidden requests would map out the rest of his life." What else went unsaid between them? Covers 18 years of Sherlock/John. Ship it how you like it. M for language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hetalia Headcanons by IzzyK97 reviews
A bunch of random Hetalia headcanons dreamed up by me and my good friend Maia. I do take requests, so if you have your own headcanons and you want to get them out there, review or PM and I'll put them in somewhere. Credit will be given, I don't like to steal stuff . Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012
How to Win a Doctor's Heart by Hush-little-fangirl reviews
Jonhlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wee Tumblr Fics by Atlin Merrick reviews
Tiny 300-400 words stories about John and Sherlock that I publish each week on Tumblr. (All ratings)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,575 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Parody of every bad Hetalia fic ever by LovingthesuninSA reviews
(TROLL FIC) World meeting where Russia is creepy and tries to kill ever1 oh noes but luckiyly my OC Maria Theresa Ican'trememberwhat Sue is her to save everyoneeeeee Rated M cos of Romano's mouth and the perv France LLOOOOOL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
The Doctor and his Mad Man by fuwafuwakoneko reviews
John has an hot passionate night with Sherlock and wakes in his arms. I dont own the characters. Review review review! This was an RP written with my lovely friend, adapted into story format.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One Day Romano Wore a Dress by NatD-LE reviews
After a year of dating, Romano and Spain decided to explore their kinks. They already did Romano's. Tonight, they had do to Spain's. Oneshot. More info in the A/N.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Closer by Alise In Fantasy reviews
Isabella has been sent off to three matchmakers to find her a suitor, but as the saying may go, maybe the one is closer than you think. S.ItalyXFem!Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
I Pray to God This Soul to Keep by PristinelyUngifted reviews
He'd had this dream before. Sherlock would walk in the door, and John would get up and punch him as hard as he could. And then because it was a dream and John had stopped thinking labels like 'straight' and 'gay' were that important after he saw Sherlock fall to his death, he would hoist Sherlock back to his feet by the lapels of his coat, and then John would give him such a kiss..
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Where The Sun Never Rises by Roxi2Star reviews
Just some 2p!Talia oneshots/Head Cannons. I put it under Spain and Romano because it will mostly be them. WARNING: Its 2p!Talia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Vocabulary, Control and Mrs Chen's Sofa by fleetwood-mouse reviews
But apparently this is just the right degree of hidden, the right mix of risk and security because there's a sharpened edge to Sherlock's need, and his every sense feels heightened as he tries to keep his wits about him enough to monitor their surroundings. Explicit Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fandom Chaos by IrisTheFlower reviews
Hungary finds the website 'Fan fiction' when she just wanted to search for Yaoi. What happens when she shows it to all the other nations? Oh the embarrassment and hilarity that will ensue… Multiple pairings. Eventual romance. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,662 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012
My Brother's Boyfriend by SYNdicate 930 reviews
AU. Being in love with your childhood best friend, who also just happens to be your brother's boyfriend, is just asking for trouble. Especially if he's a clueless bastard; something is just bound to go inexplicably wrong. Spamano. HIATUS (info on why on profile)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,505 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Please Leave a Message by ValkeryVale reviews
A small part of him thought that Sherlock might have answered the phone and had a brilliant explanation for everything John saw. That this was all just an elaborate ruse to draw Moriarty out. Part of him just wanted to hear his voice. John leaves a series of voicemail messages for Sherlock, which Sherlock in turn answers - showing what happened those first few weeks after the fall.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,252 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Calibre of Caring by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock's mourning. Mycroft's worried. Set after The Reichenbach Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Let me Play by sureaintmebabe reviews
John misses Sherlock's violin. And he is not the only one. Sherloc POV; First Person; One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Helping Hand by chibi-excel reviews
Antonio owns a cafe low on business. One day a strange boy comes in, running from a group of men and covered in wounds. Antonio offers for him to stay and repay him with work. As payment, the boy Lovino begins to make new dishes to bring more people into the cafe. Who is this boy and why won't he tell Antonio anything but his name and age? Spamano, Prucan, GerIta, SebSea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Memories of a doomed by DolmaafAmlod reviews
It took my poor mother four hours and fifty-nine minutes for her to realize that I was not a normal child. It took her another three seconds for her scream to reach her lips. Then it took about fifty-seven seconds before my poor father reached the room with the doctors. So I suppose you could say that it took my life about five hours to get doomed. Rated for violence and others...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
A Brief History of John and Sherlock by Nurmengardx reviews
Mycroft remembers John and Sherlock through their early years. Kid!lock, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper - Complete
I Give Up On Women by TheScaryLittleGhostGirl reviews
John returns from a date after having drank way too much. No slash really, only a small bit of Sherlock/John. One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Truth May Vary by renwhit reviews
Just another Post-Reichenbach. Song-Fic based off of Of Monsters and Men's "Little Talks"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Letters to Sherlock by pastachann reviews
( Post Reichenbach. ) People cope with death in strange ways. John Watson, however, manages to convince his friends to take part in a series of heartfelt letters to the dead Sherlock Holmes. With so many truth filled confessions, how with the world's greatest Detective cope in reading what his friends really thought of him? ( Warnings for implied character death, and heartbreak. )
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson
Indefinite Articles by Catching Tomorrow reviews
When Gilbert Beillschmidt is forced into the position of editor of the Gakuen Gazette, he faces two seemingly insurmountable challenges. 1. To raise the sales of the newspaper enough to make it self-sufficient. 2. Accomplish 1 while working alongside the insufferable gossip columnist Elizabeta Héderváry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,720 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Buried Treasure by kedgeree reviews
Sherlock has a special room in his mind palace that he would really rather John never found out about. Johnlock. Pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Surprise by InvisibleBlade reviews
Sherlock has been hiding in his room for three whole days and John's starting to worry. Johnlock. Oneshot. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
BBCSH 'Clueless' by tigersilver reviews
What Sherlock wants is not necessarily what is. Or...so the evidence suggests. Fluff, post-return.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Soldier and the Scarf by teabizarre reviews
John Watson is in love with someone and Sherlock can't figure out with who. Oneshot; Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Waking Up With Cuts by loveless9 reviews
John comes into Sherlock's room at night through a closed window. And at that moment, they realize how much they really need each other. Teen!Lock AU, ficlet, rated T for reference to suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Irrational by AllisonWonderland203 reviews
His fear is foolish. Foolish and childish and irrational but he can't help it. He can't stop it and can't fathom what he would do if something has happened to John. Post-The Blind Banker. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Might Be Stronger by Starlight05 reviews
John isn't the only one who has nightmares. When Sherlock returns, they bring him down, almost as far as he fell before. So the question is if he can find a way, after everything he has been through, to find hope again. Post-Reichenbach one shot. Rated T because I'm a bit paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lollipop Luxury by blackravyn reviews
For Spain's birthday, Romano decides to give him a last-minute gift: himself. Which goes wonderfully well, especially at a world meeting. SpainxRomano one-shot, mostly just...rated M for a reason...Second chapter to be uploaded at a later time. Yaoi, BoyxBoy, don't like don't read! Read, and Review, per favore!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
A Little Birdie Told Me by Atlin Merrick reviews
A series of silly stories and serious inspired by really marvelous tweets by the Sherlock writers, directors, actors, and producers. Most will be slashy John and Sherlock, but who knows who else and what else...only Twitter knows for sure.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Over The Siene by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Sometimes, Grantaire just can't control his mouth. Peering down into the Seine after a coffee date with Enjolras is one of those times, and he's not entirely sure if he regrets it as much as he probably should. In musical!verse because I don't know where else to put it.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Spoils of War by The Villain's Vindication reviews
The largest of the soldiers flashed him a huge grin as he callously flung the body into John's tent. "Looky 'ere wha' we found ya, Doc," the others snickered, "ripe for the pickin' if ya know wha' I'm sayin'." Omega Verse, Omega Sherlock, Alpha John, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Jam by thatellibelli reviews
John does the shopping. Memories plague him, and things get weird when food he never bought shows up in his fridge. Post-Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of Pirates and CrossDressing Runaways by doiteain reviews
Feliciana and Lovina run away from home, disguise themselves as males, and join Antonio's pirate crew. pirate!Spain, fem!Lovino/Romano, fem!Feliciano/Italy, Spamano, Gerita, and all sorts of other lovely goodies. Rated for Lovina's vocabulary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,953 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Maybe It's Time to Come Home by RaitoFlavoredWaffles reviews
Ludwig is sent to live with his 'insane' brother because his parents don't trust him. His new neighbors might just be crazier. And what's up with that Italian kid next door who wears dresses? Is he the only sane one here? -Gerita!-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,700 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
That's An Order by Cor Scorpii reviews
It was amazing that such a simple combination of words, not even directed at Sherlock himself, could have such an overwhelming affect. Dom/Sub fic with masochism; don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Heartbreaker by Echoes of Shadows reviews
Sometimes the best things happen unexpectedly. Certainly this is Antonio's opinion at the moment. The handsome stranger he met upon moving to a new town in Italy seems to be able to do almost no wrong. Until he digs a little deeper below the surface and begins to discover an unsettling reputation. And if the rumours are true, is it wise to trust a man known as 'The Heartbreaker?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,180 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
A Crap Load of Suck by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
Life sucks for Lovina Vargas. Not only has she realized that she has feelings for "that idiota" Antonio, but on top of that, Mr. Oblivious Tomato-head is now dating her younger, prettier sister Feliciana Vargas. Oh, the woes of being a grouchy, high-tempered, tsundere Southern Italian. SpainXfem!Romano, SpainXfem!N.Italy, PrussiaXfem!Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,153 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
No Flocks of Sheep and Sherlock Can't Sleep by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sleep. Sherlock hates sleep. However, he hates insomnia more. His brain wants to be on overdrive when his transport just really needs some rest; the combination is highly annoying and WHY can't he just stop THINKING...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shades of Innocence by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Feliciano Vargas was just a man in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sent down for a crime he didn't commit; Italy meets and falls for a German inmate who is imprisoned for life for an unspeakable crime. An unlikely bond is formed between these two and Feliciano discovers that there's more to this heartless criminal than meets the eye. Gerita, USUK, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,302 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Perfect Boyfriend by SailorChibi reviews
Two weeks ago, John and Sherlock finally kissed for the first time. Two weeks ago, Sherlock Holmes apparently went stark raving mad. Two weeks later, a bouquet of flowers has finally tipped John Watson over his breaking point. Johnlock one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas Alone by Microclown reviews
Romano is becoming confused about how he really feels about spain, when he overhears a simple conversation that practically crushes him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Great Webcam Experiment by The Devil's Feet reviews
ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP - John has been away from Baker St for two days on a case. Sherlock is conducting an experiment. What happens when his experiment takes a completely unexpected turn?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kiss Me by Epic F. Awesomesauce reviews
An almost-song-fic of Ed Sheeran's song "Kiss Me" which I would definitely listen to while reading this. :) It's fluffy Spamano, guys! Reeeaad it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Useless by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
Romano is just pondering a question that he often finds himself asking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2013 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Talk to Me by Raining On My Own Parade reviews
Antonio's been acting different lately. He doesn't want to hang out and he doesn't seem to want to talk. Lovino knows he's been busy lately, but is that really why his friend is seemingly ignoring him? With a little help from his brother, he hopes he can uncover some answers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Birthday Surprise by SimpleLoss12 reviews
It's Spain's birthday and all he wants to do is go back home and spend time with Romano, but when he gets home, something unexpected is waiting for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Reunion by Rasengan22 reviews
An unofficial class reunion has Naruto anxious about seeing an old rival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lovebites by SaraBarns reviews
Gilbert was my favorite artist, and I was his favorite piece of modern art, the kind that only the best connoisseurs could appreciate, as he put it. I was his "most awesome masterpiece," and he was my artsy-fartsy gay boyfriend, and I loved him to death. Hickey-centered Prumano fluff, T for Romano's mouth & implications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
My God, My Soul, My Brother by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
"I sought my God and my God I could not find. I sought my soul and my soul eluded me. I sought my brother to serve him in his need, and I found all three—my God, my soul, and thee." - William Blake
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
I Spy by Fiery-Ocean reviews
Ever since he was a lost and orphaned child, Lovino Vargas had pulled through each day with the help of Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. But when their childhood game of 'I spy' becomes a mocking phrase, things are bound to go downhill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Quadratini by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
An assortment of drabbles and short stories set in the Six in One-verse. Romano/Fem!Romano/Spain/Fem!Spain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 16,376 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Epic F. Awesomesauce reviews
Spamano, Human AU, songfic for "The Man Who Can't Be Moved" by The Script. (Say what now! I never would've guessed!) Rated T just 'cause I don't like rating things K, and maybe there'll be something else... THREESHOT! I think.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Behind Every by Katt42 reviews
What is hidden behind the words and looks that Lovino gives? AU. Slight self harm. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Sweet Little Dreamer by xblkdragonx reviews
Germany signs an alliance with another nation and jealousy Italy never knew existed inside him, boils to the surface.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Yelling by Maya Tamika reviews
Lovino had never seen that side of Antonio. He didn't expect that the Spaniard would ever yell at him! But the worst part is, everything Antonio said was true... Spamano fluff. Snapped!Spain for about half the story, then he goes back to normal! Just a little GerIta at the end, too!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Cracked by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Just how did the 2p!countries become who they were? So drastically different in personality, yet essentially the same upbringing as 1p! So how did this happen? What were the events happened that shaped them? Series of oneshots showing such events, 2p!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,490 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - America
Alone by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
"Alone. Yes, that's the key word; the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it, and Hell is only a poor synonym." Stephen King Jack is all alone in the world, nothing but snow and ice and the cold, silent moon staring down at him to keep him company.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Why Does He Care? by finnysea reviews
Cat!Romano can't seem to understand why Cat!Spain likes him so much, nor why Antonio stays by Lovino. Hopefully, he'll be able to figure that out. Nekotalia and some good ol' Spamano. I do not own Hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,348 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Feeble Flickering Behind a Lampshade by fickleAdoxography reviews
"Without passion, all will die. The most beautiful of roses will wither; the most successful of men will fall ill. When you have nothing of concrete value in the palm of your hand, Antonio, be sure to hold on to your passion." Old-fashioned London AU. One-shot. Rated M for adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Pirate's Treasure by chibi-excel reviews
Pirate Captain Antonio wants one thing, and one thing only; a mermaid. Boy or girl doesn't matter, as long as they are royalty and can make him jewels.He's got his wish, but dealing with this prince is going to be much harder than he thought. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,977 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Our Trio's Down To Two by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
It's dangerous. That Thing is still around, somewhere, liable to make another appearance. That's why they need to go, and leave him behind. Still, a few final moments with them... maybe he can allow that much. -Bad Touch Trio, HetaOni. Character death.- (*EDIT* New revised chapter, please skip to revised version)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - France, Prussia - Complete
A Powerful Thing by Lynn Larsh reviews
Sherlock watches Snow White.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Preussenlied by Catching Tomorrow reviews
When you represent the awesome nation of Prussia, life's difficult enough without a certain Hungarian complicating things even further. But through centuries of blood and tears, something just keeps pulling them back together whether they like it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,395 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Legends Live Forever, But Not So Little Boys by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
"Legends live forever, but not so little boys; Ice skating and snowball fights make way for other toys; One grey night it happened, Jamie Bennett came no more; And Jack, that winter Guardian, he ceased to smile with joy." Ignoring my crappy rewrite of the lyrics to "Puff The Magic Dragon", a oneshot in which Jamie finally stops believing.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
A Day in the Life by sherlockhastheTARDIS reviews
Short drabbles showing snippets of John and Sherlock's daily life together. Definitely Johnlock, drabbles are all sequential unless otherwise specified. Any possible trigger warnings will be disclosed in an author's note at the start of the chapter, but I don't intend to write this with any triggers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Lovi Kitty by Prince of Mischief reviews
Antonio comes home from work one day to see a rather shocking sight - his pet cat has been transformed into a boy, with an even stranger - or, sexier - motivation. Who knew neko-humans dressed like complete sluts? :SMUTS:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,309 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Morning Sickness by CrapMusicCat reviews
A Spamano drabble. Antonio had a party last night, and may have said some things when he was drunk that he now regrets the morning after. Human AU. Pairings: Spain/fem!Romano & Prussia/fem!Canada. (Rated T for minor language, and mention of drinking and alcohol.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Where the Waves Meet the Shore by TheManxomeFoe reviews
After a brief encounter in a small coastal town, a sinful Spanish pirate and a pious young Italian find their lives irrevocably entwined. Though seemingly insurmountable obstacles threaten to stifle the sparks, will the two men discover love at sea?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Inevitable by TroubledThoughts reviews
Italy happens to interrupt one of Germany's more private moments. Ger/Ita.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Their Great Reward by BeautifulFiction reviews
Boxing day, in John's opinions, is the worst day of the year. Christmas is over, the tree is wilting and stripped of gifts, and there's a week of dead-time until the clean slate of the new year. However the combination of a blizzard, a power-cut and Sherlock might just make it a day to remember. (John and Sherlock pre-slash to slash fluff)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hopscotch by sammycircle reviews
"Let's play a game of hopscotch!" That was when it all really started for Jack Frost. Just a collection of drabbles to fill in the missing gaps, rewrite old memories and a pinch of imagination to make new ones.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Disgustingly Sweet by Sunny Day in February reviews
We all have this urge sometimes. An early Christmas gift for Ukulala. Spain/Romano. Rated M, just for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Unexpected Consequences by Avalon's Moon reviews
Lovino Vargas has been working aboard a pirate ship for more than a month, but hates that he doesn't get any respect from his absurdly handsome captain, Antonio Carriedo. But what happens when he finally snaps and calls Antonio out on his behavior? Will the captain show leniency to his cute little cabin-boy, or will the consequences be more severe? Human/Pirate AU. Warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,357 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Valentine's Day 'Round the World by MasochisticKitten reviews
A series of one-shots taking a peek at the life of certain countries on Valentine's Day over the years. - Ratings will very with each chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012
My Love and My Forever by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
College student Antonio gets a job as a waiter in a small but busy family owned Italian restaurant, where he just can't seem to keep his eyes of his fellow waiter. How will asking and dating the boss's grandson work out, and just how long will the relationship last. Spain/S.Italy Prussia/S.Italy or America/S.Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,937 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - S. Italy/Romano
While the Cat's Away by TomatoRedCheeks reviews
In which Spain and fem!Romano have switched bodies, and Antonio intends on disobeying her orders to not touch anything. Because any normal guy wants to know how it feels to be a girl, right? Especially one he's been chasing for a while. Warning for smutty content with little plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Thirty-seven by Iggycat reviews
Arthur had always hated time, which was rather unfortunate considering it would follow him his whole life. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For the first time by The Dp Fangurl reviews
Jack had his firsts a little too late. Drabbles. Now: (250) First Kiss - Rated K
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Jack Frost
Mistletoe by Windswift reviews
Human AU. The laundromat on Tuesday mornings was the perfect place to people-watch. Well, person-watch. Well, maybe if Fernandez hadn't had the ass of Adonis then Lovino might have noticed him noticing back. A Christmas hook-up kind of fic snippet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
See Me by chibi-excel reviews
Romano finally has enough of seeing Spain doting over his brother instead of him. Instead of freaking out on them, he tries a new approach; leaving. Spamano oneshot T for slight language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
No Mistletoe Required by BeautifulFiction reviews
Sometimes all it takes is a little Christmas spirit to give things a nudge in the right direction, but will Sherlock allow himself to be a victim of sentiment, just this once? John/Sherlock festive fluff
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Safety, Guaranteed by PandaRaver reviews
John thinks of how Sherlock's coat is his comfort zone.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sharing by LovingNinja reviews
Romano wants Germany to stop monopolizing his brother, so Veneziano offers to spend time with both of them...in a way that Romano would never have dreamt in his entire life. GerItaRoma. YAOI. LEMON. RATED MA, MATURE CONTENT. 18 and up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Voices by Citrus Fruit Monster reviews
Lovino just wanted a normal life with his Spanish boyfriend, Antonio. However, after an accident that will slowly cause little Lovino to lose his hearing, he gets a different story instead. Spain/S.Italy/Romano. Human names used. Rated for later events May change
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Reason by Saxima reviews
Sometimes, Uchiha Sasuke wonders why he goes on every morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Risk of Love by obsessedwithstuff reviews
Romano is dead and Spain is broken, spiralling into the deep, blackness of depression. And as he locks himself from the outside world, isolating himself from his friends, from everyone, in his oblivion of pain, Romano find's he's the only one who can help. Only, how can useless ghost like him even dream to help the slowly dying love of his life? Spamano. GerIta. Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hush, Little Baby by MrsCumberbatch reviews
For Arieke. Hamish can't sleep and his papa Sherlock sings to him his favourite lullaby. One-fluffy-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pain of Relationships and Whatnot by NotOfSignificance reviews
Lovino is a high-school student living with Antonio, who practically raised him. Something happens which forces them to re-evaluate their relationship. AntonioxOC. Eventual Spamano with mentions of RoBel, Prumano, GerIta and so on. Rated M for excessive bad language and adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Steam by NajikaSun reviews
18-year-old Lovino Vargas finds himself wondering an awful lot about his roommate, Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo, and he continues wondering up until the two unexpectedly meet in the college shower-room. Rated M for lemon. Human AU, college setting, one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Emptiness by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After meeting his godfather again in the hospital, Teddy starts to remember the moments where it all went wrong between him and Harry. Angst, implied prostitution, drama, Drarry, AU. Teddy's point of view. A bit dark. Please read and review. Rated M for implied prostitution and language at times
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L. - Complete
More Than Just Comrades by Kazuma12 reviews
When Sasuke Uchiha begins to have intimate feelings for Naruto, he simply tries to ignore them. But after constantly having erotic dreams about the dobe and having urges to hold him, Sasuke is forced to face reality and confess his feelings. My first fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 347,241 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Did I ever mention? by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
Did Spain ever mention how much he loved Romano? Warnings: Dark thoughts, light pedophilia thoughts, the usual, everyday thoughts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Insomnia by midnight crystal charmings reviews
Something's keeping Romano up. Only for a short time, if attended to. Warning: Lemon/Masturbation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
I Just Wanted to Sleep With You! by bittterblueyes27 reviews
Spain just wants Romano to sleep with him! NO DOUBLE MEANING IMPLIED! He, honestly, just wants to cuddle Romano when he falls asleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/10/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Upwards Descent by L'alouette.blanche reviews
"I never realized what I didn't have until I found you." A story of Antonio and Lovina, from the beginning. Where they came from, how they got where they are. Historical basis. Appearances from Rome to France to Germania, and the list will grow. T for Lovina's mouth and some violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
I MAID a bet! by YaoiFreak-WuzHere reviews
Sasuke was complaining to Naruto about his not cleaning habits. Naruto didn’t like getting lectured so he decided to make a bet! Who ever looses has to clean the house for a month but they have to wear a... SasuNaru and NaruSasu! LEMON in all the chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,900 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Like a Fool by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
Spain is leaving Romano yet again, traveling to the new world. Romano, tired of being left alone, decides to wait.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Seven Sins by Kitty-Kat Allie reviews
AU Antonio and Lovino have to deal with not only the sudden tumult of emotions neither was expecting, but also with the heartbreaking mistakes and decisions that come with it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Princess and the Frog by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Lovina worked hard all her life to complete her childhood dream: own a restaurant; but a curse and a foreign prince transformed into a frog will drastically change her plans. SpainxFem!Romano, GermanyxFem!Italy, PruHun and FrUk Slowly updating
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,802 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Hetalian Creepypastas by R.N.Walker reviews
The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Misunderstanding by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
Misunderstandings can be a good or bad thing. Of course, it depends on different situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Shadows of You by darkk.razberii reviews
He closed his eyes and willed the world to disappear, but in the silence he heard only one thing: Sasuke. Sasuke. Sasuke. What if death isn't the end? SasuNaru & other pairings. Character death. Gore. Yaoi. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,276 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ludwig Beilschmidt and The Cheerful Muggle by kyootness reviews
Vacations blow when you're sixteen, unable to perform magic and stuck in a tiny village that is really just a Muggle dump. Or such were Ludwig's thoughts before a cheerful Muggle girl decided to trip over him while he was napping in the shade of a tree..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 94,970 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Wish I'd Told You by GiveUpResistance reviews
I was so scared. One second you were shouting at me for asking you out again, the next, you pressed a hand to your forehead, swayed and fell backwards down the stairs. And there was nothing I could do. Sister fic for I'll Say Yes, only Spain's perspective of past and present. AU Spain/Romano. Yaoi themes and references, don't like, don't read, as simple as that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
I Should Let You Play With Ropes More Often by CupcakeFloss reviews
John is out and Sherlock wants to experiment... Already established JohnLock, no set time frame but sometime after season 2 ends. First kind-of-not-really smut, so please review, tell me if it's plausible!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Be Italian by Juliana Eschette reviews
Collection of one-shot smutty goodness of our tomato lovers. On-going project.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Your Highness by NotOfSignificance reviews
The prince of the Southern half of Italy is captured by pirates who are after the Vargas' fortune. Will he manage to survive on their ship? Or will he be thrown overboard? Bad language on Lovino's behalf, some violence, minor suggestive adult themes and mentions of experience and sexuality. No descriptive scenes of coitus whatsoever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Unexpected by AGirloftheSouth reviews
Sometimes you have to make up for lost time. PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Am Become Death by Aloysius Saint reviews
I am become death. And I have a desire for every inch of you. The smell of your breath on my needing lips, the taste of you upon my demanding tongue, and your voice rummaging through every vein in my body. Hold my life in your hands, for how am I to survive without you? Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Faith in War by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
It's the end of WWII and the allies are searching for the infamous country who started it all, but when England has Germany cornered he just can't pull the trigger; America is not best pleased and demands to know why England could not kill the man who put them through hell...could it be that England no longer believes in the cause?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
More Than Lust by BAYBAY841 reviews
Why did the Spaniard always hope for the impossible? That Romano would come to him one day, confessing his feelings, and they would make LOVE? That they would cry out each others names, he could hold the Italian, wake up the next morning, and he would still be there?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,150 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Pitfalls of Affordable Scandinavian Furniture by roane reviews
Sex on furniture always sounds like a good idea, until it isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Kissed A Boy! by Prince of Mischief reviews
Human!AU: When Lovino grudgingly follows his brother to a local bar, he may be in over his head when he meets a rather sexy Spaniard who's a little... 'different'. Who knew a bottle of alcohol and a drunken kiss could turn the atmosphere into a hotter, more spicier one? :SMUT:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/25/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
One Last Dance by IRegretNothingNoMore reviews
After defeating Dialga and saving the Time Gears, she was taken back to the human world, but there were words left unsaid.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Grovyle/Juptile - Complete
Growing Gracefully by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
Alfred and Arthur tackle parenthood, and so much more. Hospital Flowers sequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,162 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Summer Shots by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
Oneshot drabbles for the Hetalia 30 Days Challenge. Every genre, character and pairings from the series will be portrayed in these shots. It's also a chance for me to broaden my horizons and experience the series in different ways. slowly updating
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012
Laundry Day by daleksanddetectives reviews
John didn't know why, but he always loved his red pants. Written for the FYJFF Red Pants Contest.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secret Garden by sorion reviews
Sequel to "Scrooged"; reunion fic. John has accepted his fate. He has also accepted his dreams; they are a welcome respite, and the only time he still sees in colour. There will be a third story in tune with the first two, deepening the relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Bit Overprotective by ChancellorPuddinghead reviews
Lovino's at a bar with Antonio. Or, as he sees it, at the same bar as Antonio. Antonio's been mobbed by fangirls and can't make time for Lovino, so Lovino decides to show them exactly why he won't be getting with them anytime soon. SpaMano, human names used. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Study in Red by circumbendibustible reviews
John experiments. Written for the Red Pants Contest for fuckyeahjohnlockfanfic . tumblr . com
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Living with the Annoyance by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John may live with the most disagreeable man in all of London, but he loves every minute of it. Post break-up conversation between John and Sarah.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - [John W., Sarah] - Complete
Before the Post Script by bipping reviews
"This is a letter. That I'm writing. For at was a bad opening. I should probably start again. But I'm not going to send you this. Ever. I just thought maybe getting my thoughts down on paper might free up some space in my head. I'm writing this because... because I love you. And I want to tell you." Spamano oneshot. Antonio confesses his love for Lovino in a letter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Bargain Sale by Nana-41175 reviews
Written for the "Red Pants Contest" at FYJFF. John gets himself a pair of red pants at a bargain sale, and Sherlock discovers them in the washer. Sparks fly. Rated T/M for some sexy times at the end, but not explicit. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Don't Ever Look Back by Captain Kork reviews
Lovino was through with life. Then he met Antonio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Band of Freaks by acer370915 reviews
Lovina Vargas, a bullied junior with a secret talent for singing, finds escape in her after school band. However, the Bad Touch Trio will not leave her and her friends alone! Fem!LovinoxSpain, Fem!CanadaxPrussia, Fem!ItalyxGermany, Fem!Punk!UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,739 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The spark that once was by Angel the Neko reviews
England has gone blind and America takes full responsibility for it. He believes that he's the one that's made England this way, that he's the one that killed the spark that once was. HetaOni, slight USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Home Alone by mikurulove10 reviews
Chibimano snoops around Spain's room when he's home alone, but finds something he isn't supposed to. SHOTA WARNING! Don't like, don't read. One-shot. Solo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Cheater by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
Cheating is something that is distasteful. It hurts everyone in it. Especially the person who is being cheated on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Haunted by Memento Mori-Pontifex Mortis reviews
Everything is breaking, everything is torn. This is hurting and there is nothing to fix it. How to fix such a broken thing. How to fix what went wrong when Romano doesn't even know what went wrong. Rated M for a reason. Please enter at your own risk, I worked really hard at this. No flames please, all flames will be sent to Mr. Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Heated Swim by hoshiko2kokoro reviews
They are rivals for swimming, but that might change after their first meet. Stories for the LJ usuk community's Olympic Event.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Guertena's Books by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
So much to do, so much to see, so much running away from mannequins and...reading Guertena's private stash of naughties?
Ib - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Joy by Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
As a child, Mary lived a happy life. This is the story of why she craved for nothing more in the world than a sister. Based on a headcanon of mine.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Mary - Complete
So Many Versions Of Beautiful by fickleAdoxography reviews
Roderich spends some pointless time trying to figure out just what colour Gilbert's ardent eyes really are, finding his lover more complicated than he originally thought him to be. PruAus drabble. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
White Snow by twinchopsticks reviews
Denmark is found just lying in the snow. The perfectly white snow. Apparently he doesn't like any other colored snow. But since when was snow ever a different color than white? DenNor fluff-ish T for themes oneshot. romance because reasons
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Of The Forest by Domomomo reviews
Fairytale AU. Once upon a time, a man living in the forest was decked by a beautiful girl with a frying pan. Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
You Belong With Me, Alfred by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
Alfred Jones and Alive Kirkland were best friends, secretly in love with each other. Like any other old love story, Alfred tried to ignore that fact and turned to the most popular girl in school for a gilrfriend, well, Alice won't stand for it. She's determined to make him realize that he belongs with her, no matter what it takes! AU Fem!England/America/Fem!France songfic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Kismet by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Lovino learns the hard way that things change and that they can change quickly. The necklace fell and now he's in a strange land far from home. Will he ever see his brother again? Will he find his way home? Or will he discover home is where the heart is? Fate is a strange woman and can work in mysterious ways. SpaMano, Picture by Lilou chan on DA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 174,431 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Belgium - Complete
Five For Science, One for Love by firegirl56 reviews
Five times Sherlock kisses John for scientific purposes, and one time he doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Whispers In The Dark by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
Despite the lies that you're making; your love is mine for the taking. My love is just waiting to turn your tears to roses. -Angsty Spamano songfic. The song "Whispers In The Dark" belongs to Skillet. Mild yaoi/shounen-ai.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
The Pen Pal Project by cgal120 reviews
Strangers from different countries, two teenage boys are assigned to be pen pals for the International Program. Arthur knows that this could be an outlet that he has been looking for but doesn't know where he will be leading himself by opening up so much too Alfred. USUK. Mostly in letters form.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/6/2012 - America, England/Britain
Confetti Rainfall by Karuka Ikashi reviews
9-year-old Lovino is adopted by 15-year-old Antonio's family. Unable to speak Spanish and insecure in himself, the little Italian has a hard time adjusting, but his new older brother goes on a mission to make him happy and discovers that the boy has a gift for art. COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Little Mermaid by moustachelove reviews
Princess Antonia is the youngest daughter of King Triton, and after coming in contact with a human, she will do anything to meet him again, no matter what the cost. Based more-so on the Hans Christian Anderson fic than the Disney film.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Forget About the Sunshine by anonabella reviews
Spain lost his place in the new world, even his title as the Empire on Which the Sun Never Sets. Romano taught him how to forget the sunshine when it's gone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
It's Good To See You by Xoulao reviews
Thirty years of separation. The Wall is about to fall, and Prussia and Germany are about to see each other for the first time since the Wall was erected. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Colour of Sorrow by Mocha MintCocoa reviews
All over his life, Antonio has only wanted to do something for others. Is it wrong to finally desire over someone—who is even ten years younger than him? -Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
A Fever You Can't Sweat Out by moustachelove reviews
Lovino Vargas has just moved in to his new apartment away from his annoying brother and has run straight into the arms of his annoying new neighbor, Antonio Carriedo. And no matter what he does, he can't get away from him. Spamano AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,637 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
One wish by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
A wish can be granted for a price, and in the end, Lovino Vargas guessed it was worth the cost if it meant saving someone he loves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
final freedom by brattyteenagewerewolf reviews
Gilbert made a mistake and would do anything to fix it. but who's he really doing it for? his brother? or his own guilt? oneshot, slight gerita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by TribalGirl reviews
The old guardian knew all the stories of the cemetery, but this one was unmistakeably the most beautiful. Post-Reichenbach oneshot. Translation from French of Caidy-chan's story, I did not write this.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tips for Writing Noobs by BlackWolf2Dragoon reviews
In regards to the state of Fanfiction, Arthur Kirkland has decided to hold a lesson to give a helping hand to those writing noobs who just can't get their story noticed or is just generally bad at writing. Drabbles, romanceless, accepting requests!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - England/Britain
Cat Toys and Siestas by Dark Chaos X reviews
All Lovino wanted to do was take a siesta, not play with some stupid cat. AU, Nekotalia drabble, minor Spamano. Rated T for Lovino's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Gilbert and the Window by TheRoyalPrussianArmy reviews
If you've read Lovino and the Conquistador by animerockchic, this goes along but with Matt and Gil. Quick little shot. AU!Matt/Gil Rated T because of language and inuendos. "A window. That's what Matthew had become. A window. As pitiful as it seemed, Gilbert was slightly jealous. Some days, it being a magic window and all, he could see Matthew in it."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Sweetness by Prince of Mischief reviews
After his first day of high school, Lovino really isn't feeling all that well, and just wants a bit of extra attention - not that he would ever say it aloud, of course. But, as usual, Antonio will find out one way or another...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Radio by Lady-Pyrien reviews
harmless fluff. Lovino is feeling angry and upset after Antonio brings up his brother again. He goes to his room and turns his radio on. However, Antonio is wondering what he did wrong. How can he use the blasting radio to his advantage? SpaMano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
FiftySix Scars is Enough by HetaliaBelarus reviews
Suicidial!Romano. Romano thinks he's unloved and wants to end it all. Can some memories make him change his mind? Rated M for attempt suicide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hush by xXKuroshitsujifangirl96Xx reviews
Romano explains his struggle between his Love for Spain, and his Love for his Religion. Spamano, Religious!Romano,
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Lifetime Story of A Lifetime Love by Resha04 reviews
The photograph was different and looked out of place. It showed tall and stony Uncle Ned, cat-smiling mama, sunny-smiling papa, and the fourth person she didn't know, dark hair and strange curl and a scowl on his face and hazel golden eyes that held a smile.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Knickknack by Coins Compressed reviews
There are ten wooden soldiers in Alfred's set- but the scowling one is alive. AU, eventual USUK, fluff, in progress.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,723 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - America, England/Britain
Totally Cracktastic by Hero of the Mind reviews
Just a series of one shots put here for your enjoyment. Have fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2012
Popular by smartcat reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Are My Sunshine by BlueXBeanie reviews
Alternative title: Antonio's Singing/Antonio's Lullaby Lovino just wanted to go home, but he knew the Spaniard had a point about going out at night. So he stayed the night, and got more than what he bargained for. Crapy summary, Human AU, yaoi, fluff. T for Lovi's cussing and mention of sexual shtuff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
First Impressions by imaginationstarie13 reviews
Sherlock knew better than to rely on first impressions. That knowledge didn't make him any more aware of the truth. What could have happened in the confrontation in "The Great Game."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,912 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Handy Dandy by Pecandy reviews
John kinda maybe really wants Sherlock to give him the big 5. filthy, filthy smut warning. kind of a stand-alone sequel to some like it big.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Another Way to Say I Love You by Raining On My Own Parade reviews
It's been a while, but Antonio and Lovino are more than ready and willing to go at it again. Rated M for smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Hard Day's Night by Pecandy reviews
Sherlock had a hard day at work. She wants Jane to fix it. genderswap lesbian johnlock pwp wheee
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Groom's Question by Jollymonkee5613 reviews
Harry and Ginny head to Hogwarts to announce their engagement and so Harry can ask a certain Transfiguration teacher a rather personal question. Harry/McGonagall mother/son fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
You're The One That I Want by RomaniaBites reviews
Antonio, a wealthy nobleman, is happy with his life now that he has the cute, grumpy Italian baker in his arms. But with their relationship kept secret, it only leaves plenty of elbow room for misunderstandings, heartache, and a false engagement. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Make It Convincing by Jacquzy reviews
Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Self Worth by SaraBarns reviews
Who would have thought 8 little words could send Canada spiralling into upset? "Yeah, just like I'm more intelligent than you!" Why didn't Prussia apologize? And why does it hurt so much? Oneshot unless I get a lot of requests to continue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Magnifier Flower by HikariMizukiYamiMisaki reviews
Ino gives Sakura a magnifing flower to use on Sasuke. I suck at summeries, better then it sounds hopfully!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweeter Than Skin by Vivi Marius reviews
"Will you let me eat dessert?" Sherlock asked, resting his forehead against John's, "Off of you? I want to taste the sweet against the salt of your skin."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hypnotic Matchmaking by Dogsrule reviews
After learning that Feliciano was taught how to hypnotize people from America, Lovino challenges his brother to hypnotize him… but can it actually turn out to be a blessing in disguise? SPAMANO
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Storybooks and Keepsakes by iiSarahJaxii reviews
Spain and Romano are rummaging through some boxes while at Spain's house. A short, simple one shot/drabble about Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Post zombie apocalypse. Partners Elizaveta and Ludwig on a chance encounter through a city meet up with a small group. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Hetalia: The Tales of Beedle the Bard by Oilux reviews
The tales of the Beedle and Bard, but starring the Hetalia characters. From the Tale of the Three Brothers to the Warlock's Hairy Heart.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Opa! by Happymood reviews
AU Culture shock would be too big of an understatement. Kiku really didn't like all those Greeks kissing him on the cheek but they were Herakles' family and Kiku loved him. So, he had to endure everything for his sake and smile. But... Giripan. DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Greece, Japan
Freude und Schmerz by KuroRiya reviews
Definitely not for the faint of heart... Rather hardcore GerIta Torturesex inside... So if that isn't your thing, I would suggest you don't even click on it. If it is your thing... Well, there is plenty of that inside! BDSM, whips, wax, electrocution, and, dare I say it, hot irons! A Birthday Present/Request from Sarkastisk.Korp.Klo. Read at your own risk!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,510 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Broken Hearts Club by City Girl Dreamer reviews
The Bad Touch Trio have screwed over their boyfriends for the last time and not in the kinky way either! Now their respective EX-boyfriends have teamed up to deliver a dish so cold, it's bloody frozen: revenge. FrUK. Spamano. PruCan. AU. DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,035 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - France, England/Britain, Canada, America
Soft winds, and gentle laughter by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Before being a huge powerful Empire, he was just a little boy, constantly running from his older brothers and France. Little England fic! Contains fruk friendship, and OC Scotland, Ireland, and Wales. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - England/Britain, France
iPod by rexlover180 reviews
England finds an iPod after a world meeting and soon finds out it's America's. He finds an interesting playlist on it that attracts his attention. Is it all about him? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Da Capo Al Fine by girlwhoplayswithfire reviews
Kisses don't mean love. They don't even mean forever. They are well aware. What they have isn't love. They know this too. But Romano stays.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Oh God Roma by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
He was dead. I'm still breathing, but on the inside, I'm dead with you Roma...Oh God Roma...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
He Won't Say He's In Love by Little Phili reviews
Lovino Vargas won't say that he's in love with Antonio. His friend Bella tries to convince him that he is in love and tries to get him to say it on the school roof, but he just won't. Oh and Antonio is listening to very word that they are saying. Sucky summary, just read it please. Rated for Lovino's beautiful mouth. Spamano and fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Memories in the Mist by serradragon reviews
Naruto vanished at the age of ten and everyone believes the blonde dead. But on a mission to Wave Sasuke encounters a strange ninja that looks identical to his missing friend. Is it Naruto or is the blonde really dead? NO PAIRINGS NOT YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Invisible Walls And A Spaniard To Set The Mood by fickleAdoxography reviews
Lovino finds himself in a strange and unfamiliar room together with Antonio, who is feeling him up pretty eagerly. Confused as to where they are and what is going on, he takes control... as well as the lead in their physical activities. One-shot, human names used. Pure and utter smut (RomaSpa).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My Savior by Monasteriense reviews
Antonio, an exchange student from Spain, is spending the year at an American school. After defending the "faggot" Lovino from his constant harassment, Antonio's year, and Lovino's life, all take a drastic turn. A/U! Spamano!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Turtle Day by twinchopsticks reviews
It's Turtle Day! The celebration of the existence of Turtles! Now who wouldn't want to partake in that? ...One name easily comes to mind... T for Romano's beautiful, expressive language. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Fathers Know Best by tsukinoblossom reviews
Hamish Watson-Holmes gets some help from his father and his dad, making gifts for his dad and his father. Fluffy family fic, read at your own risk ;P
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight by xXKuroshitsujifangirl96Xx reviews
Lovino describes how emotionally and physically amazing his relationship is with Antonio, just how downright stimulation it is. Spamano, Passionate sex,Intimate -I write good stories, not summaries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Linguistic Propensities of Sherlock Holmes by dcfg21 reviews
or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gone by AuroraWriter reviews
Germany and Italy are both trying to remember how to live life without each other. But they realize many things. Things they each should have realized sooner. A story of how it started and almost ended. Will they manage to stay together? A bit of Spamano. Human names used in later chapters. Some OOC-ness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Masterpiece by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
Japan wants nothing more than to follow his heart and tell Greece how he feels, but he can't handle the prospect of being turned down. After all why would a stunning masterpiece like Greece ever feel the same way? Greece/Japan oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Hetalia HDI by lawlietlivesforever reviews
What happens when the characters of Hetalia find out the ranking of their countries? Oneshot. Came up with it in geography class. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
Always After by TomatoLovingItalian reviews
He had heard them compare him to his brother so many times and now from the one person that was to love him above his brother. He just wants to find peace. The only way he knows how.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Land Beyond Dreams by Echoes of Shadows reviews
Antonio is saved from death by someone he'd spoken to only a few times, but who lost his life in the process. Grief-stricken, he only wishes he could have gotten to know his saviour, when his dreams suddenly become reality...or are they still only dreams?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,388 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Safe and Sound by TheRoyalPrussianArmy reviews
I remember tears streamin' down your face when I said "I'll never let you go." "Mattie?" Gilbert looked down at the blonde in front of him. He was curled up in the fetal position, shaking. Drabble; Fluff; PruCan with slight mention of GerIta :I Based on the song by Taylor Swift ft The Civil Wars
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Home by LovelyToMeetYou reviews
When her village had been destroyed and everything was lost to her, Kushina didn't expect to ever be happy again. Konohagakure could never be her home, of that she was sure. But he changed her beliefs and her heart. MinaKushi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
The misfortunes of hormonal teenagers by the peach blossom reviews
In which Lovino wishes puberty did not exist, nor uncontrollable hormones and sexy Spanish teachers. AU Gakuen hetalia, rated M for a reason!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Minutes From Mayhem by Minefield of Lemons reviews
Romano wakes up feeling very weird. And there's three people in the same bed as him. To make matters worse, these people are France, Spain and Prussia. And he can't remember what happened last night... It must've been really bad. Count down in Minutes From Mayhem. Romano/Spain/Prussia/France. A lot of smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Drunken Complications by TribalGirl reviews
Feliciano gets drunk and Ludwig comes to a realization. GerIta, crack with some fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bath Time by skylarkz reviews
Romano thought he was over his fear of water, but years after he's "gotten over it", his fear seems to have returned, meaning he's too terrified to bathe alone. Naturally, his only option is to bathe with his old boss... If Spain will let him that is! Spamano, fluff, human and nation names used, rated T for Lovi's mouth! Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Afterglow by Watanabe Maya reviews
His warmth is both strange and foreign, so alien to you that it is frightening; but it is tempting-oh so very tempting-that it takes all your strength to push him away. And as he takes your hand and cradles it in his, you feel your resolve crumble and all your barriers come crashing down; until at long last, you find yourself falling and giving in./platonic!Spamano:squintforromance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Goodbye by RAWRsuzie reviews
Twenty-four hours, one thousand four hundred and forty minutes, and eighty six thousand four hundred seconds in a day and all it takes is one second for someone to disappear from the world.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
It's all stormy, dammit! by Bri Nara reviews
In the middle of a thunderstorm, Chibiromano goes to Spain for comfort. One-shot. Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Coffee Runs by RomaniaBites reviews
All rising actor Antonio wants is to win something in the HETALIA Entertainments Awards. He hadn't expected that the rude, forever-scowling coffee boy could possibly change that goal. Human AU, Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Thicker Than Water by tsukinoblossom reviews
As Harriet Watson's next of kin, John gets a phone call he's been dreading for a while. After getting behind the wheel drunk and ending up in the hospital, Harry swears off alcohol for the last time. But she can't do it alone. Harry, John, Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - John W., Harry W. - Complete
The Lonely by The Leaf 180 reviews
The treaties of Utrecht had not been kind to him, and Spain is forced to surrender his colonies. Northern Italy wastes no time in reuniting with Romano and does not spare any time for nostalgia or bittersweet goodbyes. Historically accurate.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
If you die, I'll kill you, Tomato Bastard! by ColonelSexypants reviews
Romano walks in to Spain's house to see quite the sight... The tomato bastard is lying there in a pool of his own blood... Spain wasn't allowed to die. There would be no more decent tomatoes around. -Stupidity, language, Spamano if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Growing Passion by Nekogirl1595 reviews
We've all had them. Those little "Summer Crushes" that you may get at a camp, or when you go off on vacation. They are easily forgotten, but after so many years... how can Lovino explain himself when he feels his heart beginning to grow? One Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
God Loves You, Romano by xXKuroshitsujifangirl96Xx reviews
Lovino notices that he's gay, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't get rid of it. He hates himself, and feels he's betraying God. It's up to Spain to open Romano's eyes, and show him he isn't wrong, he's wonderful. Spamano R&R :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Don't Love me, Don't Look at me, Don't Leave me by L'alouette.blanche
Romano wars within himself over his muddled feelings for Spain, his own feelings of inadequacy, and his fear of needing someone, of trusting someone. A one-shot poem, spawn of writer's block.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Perfect by enRei reviews
Everybody told him he was perfect; his wealth, looks and intelligence have convinced them so. Then why did he feel so insignificant next to the perfect blonde he couldn't help but love? When compared to his beauty, kindness and self sacrifice- Sasuke felt small. Beware of AU, OOC and BL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
France by Sora Moto reviews
France is not the person we are all lead to believe he is. A one shot seeing French history through France's eyes up till the end of the Hundred Years War. But wait, something seems off...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/17/2012 - France - Complete
The Trouble with Italians by PJCOLE reviews
SMUT. Ludwig wants to study for the big math test, but Feliciano seems to have other ideas. From the 100 day challenge. I deleted that cuz i fail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Haunted by Lady-Pyrien reviews
for Dogsrule. Lovino is not afraid of the old haunted manor. No way! how does he prove this? By exploring said manor at night. He drags Antonio along for the ride, but is completely unprepared for what happens. T for Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] France, Prussia - Complete
Bandaid by Domomomo reviews
This is why Veneziano cannot fall in love. Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Nokkostee by animeloveramy reviews
After a hard day of paperwork, Finland finds Sweden asleep at his desk. Fluff ensues. Pre-relationship SuFin. Written for Fanime-Sensei Strikes Back's writing contest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Absence by TribalGirl reviews
Germany woke up quite suddenly and immediately felt like something was wrong. Then he realized - he was alone. More precisely, Italy wasn't lying next to him. - GerIta, just random fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
My Holy Rome by Lovely.Trancy123 reviews
ONE-SHOT! Italy is remembering his Holy Rome on his way to visiting Germany. Once at Germany's, he helps him clean his attic. Italy stumbles upon something familiar. . . Rated T for Romano's potty mouth in the beginning. Romance mostly Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Tomato Garden by anonabella reviews
"Little boy, little boy, I have something to tell never talk to strangers, it's not going to end well. He may look very innocent and someone not to dread Then he will lie you in the flower bed and dye your body red." Contains smut, shota, death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/2/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Fear Not by couchbarnacle reviews
Ex-Army Doctor, Fluffy Kitten, Adorable Hedgehog, Three Continents John Watson meets the only person who has ever disapproved of him: Mummy Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Repaired Relationship by AsianIggs1 reviews
This is a sequel to Lady-Pyriens' "Don't Forget." It may not be as good, but I hope it satisfies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
You'll Always Have Me by woodbyne reviews
"The last thing I expected to find was Mattie crying." Human AU. Alfred shares a room with his younger brother, who he discovers is having a really hard time at school. Hurt/comfort/family, shipping if you squint. Rated for Alfred's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Antonio and Antonio by twinchopsticks reviews
There are now two Antonio's that play very demanding rolls in Lovino's life. They're just sooo different, they obviously have some things in common. T for language. Spamano fluff oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Published: 4/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Say Goodbye by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
During the American Revolution, England struggles to accept America's risky desicions for independence. America would never know how broken he really was at the time, because England still cares about him and can't say goodbye just yet... Songfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/28/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
SasuNaru's One Hundred Themes Challenge by FelisMargarita reviews
Short little drabbles, most a little over one thousand words per methinks, on what I depict their relationship ought to be. Some are more mature rated and some are pure fluff. Yaoi, SasuNaru, BL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,620 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Perfect Fit by Iggy-Nudge Higarashi reviews
Germany's last thoughts before a sweet sleep. Warnings: Country names used, Mpreg mentioned, lots of repetition
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
La Pittura by BirdieInATree reviews
Not yaoi! After an awkward incident at a Christmas party and an attempt to redo a painting, Germany discovers something about Italy he never expected. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Fists up, Coglione! by ZakuroUta7 reviews
Extension one-shot of my story, 'Wait! Please don't go'. What happens to Romano after a little fight with Prussia at Germany's house? Find out! Warning, sexy Spamano goodies, lemon inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Expeditious Expectation by ChibiAnimeFreak reviews
Antonio and Lovino only knew each other through their interactions at a local coffee shop, but one date will leave them closer than either thought possible-in more than one way. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sleep Talking by Scyrie reviews
Germany can't stand it when Italy sleeps in his bed- and yet the idiot insists on doing so! He puts up with it hardly just this once- and finds out that Italy talks in his sleep...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Arms of the Ocean by Geertrui reviews
And I know that Antonio has gone. Broken by the ocean. And I hope that the water for him there wasn't as cold as it is here. Titanic-esque.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Home is Where the Heart Is by Snoring Tiger reviews
Lovino and Antonio have been homeless for years now; this follows how they live and why they are still so happy. Spamano, Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/17/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
RMS Titanic by Always Misunderstood reviews
England and America sit down to watch the 1997 movie, Titanic. It's been 100 years since the sinking, and though England is watching the film... he can't help but relive his past as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Midnight Dancers by CrimsonRegret478 reviews
In one last fight, Antonio's life is taken from him in the sounds of a blaring horn and screeching metal. Now lonely and bitter, Lovino has shut out the world around him. But what if his dear lover comes back from the dead as not a man but a child?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,122 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3848 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Mistaken For Dead by TribalGirl reviews
My ending to Hetalia World Series 39, when Italy gets shot into the sky with a car and Germany thinks he's dead. Tried to keep it as canon and IC as possible. GerIta I guess. -Yes, that is the name of a trope in the title. TV TROPES FTW!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Trials of Love by Lady-Pyrien reviews
fic for Silan Hayes. Antonio wants nothing more than to date Lovino. However, he has to get permission to date Lovino from every living family member of the Vargas household. If even one deems him unworthy, he may be facing a fate worse than heartache.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,609 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] N. Italy, Ancient Rome - Complete
Crashing by Micky-The-Tater-Tot reviews
Accidents happen. You forget about them. Simple. But you still remember a bit of it. Then it rushes to you in a blink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Honesty by Resha04 reviews
He's tired. He's broken. He's being honest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/6/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
two halves of a whole by shutupmidnight reviews
Italy's thoughts on his relationship with Germany, there is indications of sex but no actual scenes. GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - N. Italy, Germany
An Antipodean Tale of Love by ChibiAnimeFreak reviews
Antonio and Lovino have been friends for as long as either of them can remember, but when one day "friends" is pushed just a bit farther, how will they deal with it? And how far will they go? Spamano. M for a reason. TWO SHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Cracks by simpleprod reviews
If you looked closely you could see the cracks, and if you looked at the cracks you could see what he was thinking. Depressed!Romano;Rated T due to mentions of cutting and suicide;Hurt/Comfort lacks comfort aspect
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Second Chance by Echoes of Shadows reviews
Stress is never easy to cope with. But when Antonio's anger gets the better of him, it drives away the very person he can't live without, leaving two shattered hearts apart. Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Party by PinkYaoi135 reviews
Lovino invites his brother to a party just to leave him there. Luckily for Feliciano, a kind German boy offers to take him home. two shot?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Presence by TribalGirl reviews
GerIta. Pure fluff. So fluffy I know I'm going to regret it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Salt Taste of War by L'alouette.blanche reviews
Antonio is consumed by war, reduced to a feral beast, and it is up to Lovina bring him back from the brink. SpainxFem!Romano. Rated T for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
I Will Disappear by Mad for Beyond Birthday reviews
I'm going to disappear someday...but don't be sad...I've accepted it...because there's no use for me here anymore...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I'm Not Jealous by Mad for Beyond Birthday reviews
Romano isn't jealous of his brother. Really, he isn't. Just read this and see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
When fighting turns to by Lil Pyromaniac reviews
When team 7 have returned from a regular mission and Naruto and Sasuke are set a 'challenge' by Kakashi that is to be done while their not on official missions... What's the challenge and what will happen?...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Aquaphobia by LizardTongues reviews
A look into Lovino Vargas's life after a traumatizing childhood incident makes him develop a crippling fear of water.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Blood Tears by meme190654 reviews
Romano cut himself to feel pain, so he knew he was human. Then Antonio betrays him, weak and alone he lets himself go but Antonio wants to let him know that he loves him... AU warning! self harm and Boy Love!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Change in Routine by Roxi2Star reviews
A look at Lovino and Antonio's changing morning routine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Tromsø by Muragaragah reviews
Request fill for AllyHWarner. Greece/fem!Japan, real names used, reality AU. Heracles takes Sakura to Norway, but for what reason? He won't tell her anything besides 'it's a surprise.' GiriFem!Pan fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Greece, Japan - Complete
First Kiss by The Blue Raven reviews
After Sherlock manages to alienate yet another of John's girlfriends, he wants to know what the point of all that kissing is. The answer leads to more kissing. Which leads to other things. Sherlock/John slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Do You Still Remember by Basileiawolf reviews
Spain reminisces about his time with Romano. My first fanfic. Hetalia characters belong to Hidekazu Himaruya.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
When You're Away by Addy Robin reviews
Antonio discovers just what it is that Lovino does when he's away... Spamano drabble, etc etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Sonrisa by waychester reviews
REUPLOAD. People always said my smile was cheerful- beautiful even- but if they ever got the change to see Lovino's smile, they would see that mine was nothing in comparision. Spamano fic. Fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
May I 'Axe' you a question? by PoisonTomato reviews
M for a reason, my little fluffy bunnies. The title? Yes, I think you can probably guess at least some of the theme of this. Contains: shota and other nosebleed-worthy content. But SHOTA, people. There's your warning. I no own Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/30/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Studying With the Hero by AuthoressSama reviews
Alex Russo has to write a paper on the American Revolutionary War or she'll fail. To ensure her success, Alex decides to conjure up a study buddy from one of Justin's current fandoms. Hints of USUK. Rated for literally a couple bad words.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Alex R., America - Complete
Beautiful Ugliness by twinchopsticks reviews
A closed casket...a fond memory...a desired one last look...is it worth seeing him one last time? Even in death? T for themes. AntonioxLovino one-shot edit: title change
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Downfall of the Erogenous Zone by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
Lovino Vargas finds out that he can never be on top when Antonio has the advantage of pulling on his curl. Spamano, slight GerIta, M for yaoi semi-smut and Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Immortal in my Heart by Alice Kirkland FTW reviews
Italy writes a letter to the Holy Roman Empire... Crappy summary is crappy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2012 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
The Perv Test by insaneginger307 reviews
Okay this is a NaruSaus or SasuNaru what ever you want to call it. Most of the things in here are innocent but can be taken the wrong way. Lets see how pervy you are.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I will never tell by TikTokTunes reviews
Third chapter is a non-poetry verion of this fic. I will never tell you - You will never know - I will never mouth it against your warm skin - You will never fell it on my lips - I will never tell - You will never know - But still… - I love you
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - England/Britain, America
It's a parody by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Hermione's cousins send her a link to something called "A Very Potter Musical". How do you think some of our favourite characters will react to their musical selves? Especially Draco Malfoy? Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Friend Zone by elepine4 reviews
It's so hard to get out. I don't want to ruin our realtionship, but I just want you so bad. I NEED you. Spamano Angst. Warning: Lovi's bad mouth and some sexual references
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Long Kiss by PJCOLE reviews
Feliciano wakes up alone and decides that Ludwig had either been murdered, taken away by the police, or is laying in a pool of his own blood! Ludwig just can't sleep with Feliciano like he use to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A tale of endurance by kyootness reviews
Lovino had no idea what to do. Knowing that your life will be over in half a year tends to do that to you. Well, one thing he knew for sure. No one would ever discover this until the day he was pushing daisies. And that was a fact. kink meme prompt & AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,597 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
One Small Change by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is depressed and angry, rebelling against his family and causing trouble. But when he meets the five year old son of their new neighbours, Sasuke's life changes as he finds himself watching out and caring for the lonely child with the golden smile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Boredom by Roxi2Star reviews
Lovino is bored in class. Luckily Antonio provided entertainment, even if he didn't know he did... Or did he ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Many Splendored Thing by EvanescingSky
A short examination of the relationship between France and Ireland. She would never speak her affection aloud-their alliance was purely for military reasons. For his part, it took him half a century to even realize she was human too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - France - Complete
My Trash is Your Treasure by twinchopsticks reviews
Oh look...it's Antonio in the dumpster...dumpster diving. That's something you don't see everyday. Spamano T for language. one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The interview by thebritishgirlchild reviews
Arthur pops into a Starbucks before heading off to work...But an obnoxious American starts chatting him up... USUK, but not anything remotely romantic XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Canadia by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Cinderella with a twist. In which Matthew is mistaken for a girl and subject to the most awkward situations in the history of ever. Oh, and he falls in love. PruCan, UKUS, France/Jeanne, France/Seychelles. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Letter by Micky-The-Tater-Tot reviews
A letter, that's all it took. It gave Lovino answers. And Antonio. He didn't even know he ask anything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Rust by JoPo08 reviews
A semi-historical fic; The euro was supposed to bring everyone together, but it came with some sentimental sacrifice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Six in One by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Lovina can't stand her roommate. Or her roomate's boyfriend. Either of them. College AU. Spamano/FemSpamano OT4
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Wall of Flowers by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*Pre-RusAme* Alfred pays Ivan a visit just after the collapse of the Soviet Union, and helps drive away the loneliness he feels.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
AXISMUT by Spasgo reviews
Ménage à Trois of our Axis Powers. Germany/Japan/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Something Familiar by Southpaw Swordsman reviews
Italy has another nightmare, so he goes to the safest place he knows. Just a short little story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Cruel Reality by ChibiJazRide reviews
I don't want to wake up. My imagination is better than my reality. Why can't I always stay here? Within the walls of my own realm? Everything is so peaceful here… everything is perfect… Nothing can stop me… nothing can hurt me… Prucan; character death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
HetaOni: Alone by Everlasting Faerie Light reviews
A HetaOni fanfic. Just a one shot of what is going through Russia's head as he lies on the ground with France and China, about to meet his death in the mansion during the first time loop. Rated T for mild mentions of gore and for extreme sadness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Russia - Complete
Outcome of a Bet by twinchopsticks reviews
Lovino loses a bet to Antonio, with the help of Francis and Gilbert , now he wants revenge before he can pay the price. Warning: extra smutty smut... M for sex and language. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Controlled Simulations by Juura99 reviews
When Sasuke woke up that day, he knew something was wrong. He didn't feel...in control. And when Naruto shows up feeling the same way, things take a turn for the...weird. What's happening to them? Yaoi SasuNaru T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Speed Demon by JoPo08
Semi-historical drabble fic part of the "This Day In Hetalia" series. America would much rather feel the wind in his hair than be bogged down by a stupid speed sign.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - America - Complete
Parte Intera by Still Shots reviews
She has Antonio's green eyes, and Bella's rosy cheeks. But nothing like him. One plus one will never be equals to three./Spamano Belgium, AU , Family-ish, Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
One Building at a Time by suchanoldnameandtime reviews
Sasuke left three years ago, and the Uchiha compound is starting to fall to pieces. Naruto will rebuild the whole thing for Sasuke so he'll have a home once Naruto rescues him, and he makes several discoveries on the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,417 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Plug In Baby by velveteenMemoirs reviews
Lovino is working the day shift at Lacey's, grateful at the lack of holiday shoppers. Instead, however, he receives a handful of humility and a mouthful of Spaniard. Oh, the joy. Spain/Romano. One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My Little Mate by mitsuki1313 reviews
SasuNaru neko love. simple summary; Sasuke wants Naruto as his mate. mpreg. story inspired by Shirohane's For Your Eyes Only fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,251 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ten Things by OwlinAMinor reviews
Romano, bored at a meeting, writes down a list of the ten things he hates most about Spain. Spain, in turn, writes down a list of the ten things he loves most about Romano. Spamano oneshot. Fluff. Christmas present for EdwardCullen'sNumber1Girl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
A Magical Mission by MurasakiYasu reviews
Harry Potter X Naruto Crossover! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are on a mission at Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter but is it too much to hope that the enemy won't notice their presence? SasuNaruSasu and hopefully later Drarry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,828 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Why I Hate Mistletoe by Pugglemuggle reviews
Lovino hates mistletoe now, and it's all Antonio's fault. Spamano One-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Christmas Soldier by Evenlodes Friend reviews
John is unexpectedly invited to share Christmas with Sherlock's family. But the seasonal celebrations bring back difficult memories for them both. This is my attempt to understand something of the damage that binds these two men together.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,668 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In the Early Morning Light by Hikari Kaitou reviews
In that moment of relaxed inhibitions when they're both half asleep, Romano gives Spain a rare and priceless gift.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Castanets by Tamano Setsuna reviews
Spain wants to teach Romano how to play castanets, who flat outs refuses and storms out. Later in the evening Spain sees amazing flamenco dancer. Spamano. A bit of Romano's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Forbidden Love by Babyuknowme13 reviews
It started with the accidental kiss. Suddenly, he can't get him out of his mind. When they meet at the training grounds, flames burn, stars fly, and bodies meet. No one can understand their love, but it don't matter Only his eyes burning his own! hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,729 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All My Own by noijonas reviews
It's a warm night in Spain, and Antonio is awakened by his two-month-old baby. He then spends a while caring for his recently adopted son, Lovino. Short oneshot. Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Touchin' On My by x-No-Longer-Here-x reviews
Feliciano begs Lovino to put on those rubber bands from the '80's, much to the latter's confusion. What happens when they end up having a different use then for fashion? And what happens when a certain sexy Spaniard catches sight of a clear one? SMUT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
I Saw Papa Kissing Santa Claus by Terra Saltt reviews
A little Christmas magic brings Berwald quite the gift this year. SuFin with Sealand. Santa!Tino, SingleParent!Berwald, AdorableAsHell!Peter. Multi-chap fic. Fluff. Happy Holidays!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,269 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
m o r t e by justkissmeidiot reviews
this is my suicide letter addressed to you, my dearest. warning: character deaths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Lonliness taste better with hot chocolate by Stripes93 reviews
It's Christmas Eve, Gilbert is in his room preparing for Christmas by himself...not that he's lonely or anything! He was much too awesome for that! But he may learn that even awesome people need company every now and again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Burn, Remember, Fade by Crystal Kira reviews
When the end of the world arrives, the Italy brothers find themselves seeking nothing more than comfort in each other, and the memories they've made together, as their long, long lives finally come to an end. Itacest, apocalypse!oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2011 - [S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy] - Complete
You Did Wunderbar by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
A GerIta remix of the Paint It, White! ending. Because the idea grabbed me and wouldn't let go.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Arse by OwlinAMinor reviews
Sometimes, England thought that America loved England's arse more than he loved England himself. A drabble/oneshot series about America, England, and England's arse. USUK, of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - England/Britain, America
Elf For A Day by MadSockMonkey reviews
The Bad Touch Trio celebrate the build-up to Christmas in the best way possible-crowded around a laptop in Germany's basemen-Gilbert's room.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
Jar of Hearts by Taffy-chan-16 reviews
Arthur can't cope with any more heartache, courtesy Of Francis. My first Oneshot, please be nice...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
A Ring On His Finger by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*GerIta* Germany wakes up and finds an engagement ring on his finger. Cue fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Things They Carried by de-anon reviews
Kink meme de-anon. Hungary coerces Romano into picking pockets at the world meeting, and the Italian is somewhat disturbed by what he finds in the pockets of his fellow nations. Pairings mentioned, Prumano at end. I swear I'm not this weebish of a writer 2 years later. Ugh, forgive me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
If Wishes Were Fishes by ChiaroscuroEffect reviews
Romano ran away from his problems, but they had a way of catching up to him. So did Spain. And that was the problem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Star Gazer by twinchopsticks reviews
Spain is dangerously addicted to loosing himself in those mesmerizing, unearthly green stars... Epic spamano fluff. T for whatever. SpainxRomano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Across the Wire by the monochromatic reviews
Italy gets himself worked up during a lunch and ditches a meeting, and ends up phoning Romano to keep him company. Kink Meme de-anon: in other words, explicit Itacest. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Sick by Nigotta reviews
Sasuke has begun to take bad care of himself now that he is back in the village. His health is declining, and he gets sick frequently. Then, one day Sakura and Naruto show up on his doorstep, and drastic measures are taken. The rest is left to fate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dance With Me by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
The other nations don't think Germany has enough passion to dance. He proves them wrong. Oneshot. *GerIta, mentions of Russia/America.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Silence by Silver FoxWolf reviews
A long-standing friendship is shadowed by silence,but how long will the silence last before it decides to turn on the one who instilled it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano
Sappy love notes by Happymood reviews
Spain would be away for just a day and it would be easier for Romano to mind his own business and forget about it, if it wasn't for all those stupid yellow notes all around the place... Spamano. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Whispered Admiration by Cuboid reviews
Sherlock and John are pressed together in the most compromising position, in a closet, while hiding from criminals. John should be scared, but it's hard to be when your mouth is only a few inches away from your infuriatingly captivating flatmate...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wildflowers by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
Germany forces Italy to defect to the Allies. They later meet on the battlefield and Germany is injured protecting Italy, and his injuries help reunite the long-lost lovers. *HRE is Germany, GerIta*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I fully trust in your capabilities by Green Sphynx reviews
America thinks he can't do it. France has no doubt he can. Warnings for Yaoi and USUK: don't like, don't bother reading
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Fall of the Wall by BacktraF reviews
28 years after the Berlin Wall was built, Prussia sees that it's gone, but he doesn't believe it. Can Germany convince him otherwise? Not incest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Never again by Lilou-chan-yaoiste4ever reviews
We all know that Antonio is devoted to his tomatito Lovino... But what would happen if Lovino dicovered a lipstick mark on him...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Blind Date by jayzmatty reviews
Ino asked Naruto to pretend as her and go to her blind date. Naruto unwillingly accepted and guess who his date was? Uchiha Saske! He has fallen in love with Sasuke, but would Naruto keep pretending as Ino? Or tell the Uchiha the truth?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,031 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
North and South by LovingNinja reviews
There's a reason one was born the North and one was born the South. Lemon, Yaoi, Mature Content. This is your warning. Don't like, don't read. N.ItalyXS.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Calling All The Monsters by cgal120 reviews
After getting caught in a storm, Alfred discovers a strange group of teenagers calling themselves the Ghoul School. However, now he must live with a British vampire and learn the ways of the monsters in order to survive. But, will hunters get him first?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Princess By Any Other Name by City Girl Dreamer reviews
Aurora pricked her finger. Cinderella lost her shoe. Snow White choked on an apple. England being England...did all three. But it's alright, because he has his prince. Right? USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Babies! by K.H. Wright reviews
"Big Brother France, what does 'sexual act' mean?" Crack-ish fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - N. Italy - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Art by Buttshujinsama reviews
GerIta drabble. Feliciano is incredible. Can Germany ever compare?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
dancing with the devil by rainmcfae reviews
Three times China has seen Death, but it is not until the third time that he truly understands.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - China - Complete
Can you feel the love tonight? by Roxi2Star reviews
Yes. It's a Spamano version of Can You Feel The Love Tonight, from The Lion King.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Show Goes On by PwnedByPineapple reviews
A tribute for Hetalia Day. Ask any nation you want, and they'll all have the same greatest fear: nothingness. Losing themselves and each other to nothingness. Being left behind... alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Two Hearts by Anonymous Quincy reviews
Japan gives really good advice. Gertalia. Shonen ai. Kind of fluffy but it's deep. Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/21/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, China - Complete
Forbidden by SaSuNaRuLoVeR246 reviews
"Who is she?" Kakashi asked. "..." "Its...its not a she is it?" Naruto smiled sadly. "You caught me. Im a fag." SasukexNaruto/BoyxBoy Warning: Some kakanaru, sasushika, shikanaru sasushikanaru not PWP I swear!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto in Wonderland by mu149 reviews
Alice in Wonderland takes a turn towards Naruto in this fanfic version with the cast of Naruto with Naruto himself as Alice and Sasuke as the Mad Hatter. AU and rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,534 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Curious by dorothywrites reviews
John sustains a head injury and has to get glasses. Sherlock finds them... curious. PWP for MarieLikesToDraw on Tumblr who asked for John in glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That's WEST Francis by EvanescingSky reviews
France agrees to help Ireland get England out of her country. Unfortunately, as perhaps is to be expected, France makes several large errors that leave Ireland ready to castrate him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2011 - France - Complete
Til Death We Are Parted by Fang323 reviews
HetaOni-inspired. Please do not read if you have not seen it. America made a promise to stay with them to his dying breath. He had no intention of breaking that promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Turquoise by Clockwork Counterfeit reviews
A ghost bound to his room, watching people move in and out. Alfred happens to be the next one to move in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Little Gesture Goes a Long Way by Aikroa reviews
Chibitalia finds a spider, and Holy Roman Empire comes to the rescue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
The Senior Trip of a Life Time by bloodytears87 reviews
Naruto and his friends are seniors going on the trip of a lifetime to Ireland during the summer for a month. What could happen during the month in a foreign country? Romance will blossom for the students and havoc will reign for the poor chaperones!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,821 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Blood Stained Breaths by xox-'.'-K-A-G-O-M-E-'.'-xox reviews
Starts off with a mission gone wrong, Naruto is injured. The rest of Team 7 are attacked again, what will happen to Sasuke and co. as Naruto lies unconscious? A damaged seal, a broken bond and something is lost that can't be replaced. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,600 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Walls by Catching Tomorrow reviews
Germany and Prussia manage to talk through a hole in the Berlin Wall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Not Rain But Snow by Haru-shira-kun reviews
Alfred's Christmas party is all but wrapped up. The three remaining people are all tired, but Matthew brings up a subject too hard to ignore. Harmless fluff my first fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Just a Chat by Roda Vanille Curtis reviews
Alfred and Arthur are having a little conversation over Facebook, when suddenly... Rated for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Becoming Mine by misanthrope1 reviews
America and Canada claim what rightfully belongs to them. US/UK Canada/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's A Fragile Wall by czaplabtheswagmonster reviews
…between Canada and perversion. What do people have at night together that's really, really good? Facebookfic, smidgeons of pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Ten Years by Midori12 reviews
America wakes up on the tenth year anniversary of 9/11 ready to go about the same routine he does every year on this day. But the presense of a familiar-looking little girl, and England, along with some other countries, may change that. 9/11 fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
10 Years On by Valier reviews
It's been 10 years since that awful day, 10 years since America changed forever. Now, he stands at Ground 0, remembering and honouring those who died, the victims of 9/11... USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
God Bless America by Amethyst98 reviews
In the present day of 9/11 Alfred F. Jones looks back on the September terrorist attacks that shook the whole world. Rated T for sensitive subject.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Exactly As Before by 13eyond13ritich
A one-shot in dedication to the 9/11 accident featuring America and Britain. You might see a USUK if you squint. Hope you enjoy it :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Painful Memories: 911 by artisticSpiritsong reviews
When 9/11 comes around, America is a wreck and England is the only one who can cheer him up. What will happen when he can finally see what America had to go through? USXUK Hurt/Comfort, Romance, and Angst. In honor of those who died during 9/11.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sleep In Sunlight by kj4ever reviews
For comminity service Sasuke has to join a program at the local hospital where he has to visit Naruto, who suffers from a brain tumor, every day. Alertanate Universe real world . Some bad language, mean Sasuke for a while ,SasuNaru. Dis:I Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Butterfly Memories by ChibiJazRide reviews
"See Italia? Butterflies are beautiful, but don't last long… they're just like memories… You won't ever forget me… will you?" "Of course I won't forget you! I like you too much to forget you!" One-shot; Chibitalia/Italy x Germany/HRE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Roses Are Red by Iggycat reviews
I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
XXXbox live by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Belong To Me by Ellarose C reviews
-Fly the ocean in a silver plane, see the jungle when it's wet with rain, just remember till you're home again, you belong to me.- USUK drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Pillow Forts and Lullabies by Principessa Dell'Opera reviews
Thunderstorms send America underneath the nearest piece of furniture. Britain makes everything all better. Warning: copious amounts of fluff. Possibly lethal. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Stars by SocklessxinxSeattle reviews
England brings America to Sark Island for a date. Basically it's just a lot of fluff
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Glitter by Castieldelic reviews
Alfred takes Arthur to a strip club, and gets the best surprise. R and R please, my first smut. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Name by DerangedLychan reviews
Germany is a man of a powerful composure, but under pressure, everybody cracks and needs someone to comfort them when it becomes unbearable. For Germany, that person was Italy. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Texts From Last Night by TenshiXXX reviews
Because the Hetalia cast is incapable of having a night out without embarrassing themselves and leaving evidence of their collective shame. Featuring Spamano, FrUK, PruCan, RusAm, AusHun, et al.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
What a Beautiful World can be Seen by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
One day after a conference Italy comes up to America and requests to paint him. America agrees, only to find out that Italy likes his subjects nude. Coitus and ahoge-abuse ensue. AmeIta, deanon from kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Borderline by Happymood reviews
Spain hated kids and he never expected falling in love with one... Spamano. NO shota! One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Headaches USUK by ListenToAutumn reviews
America and England are sent to France on a business meeting, but when America is a little too alcohol happy, and England's got a headache, things go wrong. Or right! Suck at summaries, just read Smut! 8D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Texas by a-hint-of-garlic reviews
Whose idea was it to make Texas into something as easy to lose as glasses? Well...after all, it's America they're talking about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Haircut by Stripes93 reviews
Lovino allows his little brother to cut his hair and the two somehow wind up in a conversation about spending time together. -Rated T for language-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My Hero by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Alfred doesn't like storms, and it's up to Arthur to take his mind off of the raging weather. USUK. For Carolxchan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Shoot the puff by Shweet Puffball reviews
France just pissed off Switzerland. Human and Country names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Liechtenstein, France - Complete
Smiles by xchemx reviews
Spain/Romano; drabble thing. T for a certain Italian's vocabulary. 'And it's all Spain can do to keep a straight face- after all, Lovino's smiles are precious.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of Pasta and Kisses by IHaveNoCleverName reviews
When Italy finally irritates Germany enough with his constant chatter, what will be Germany's response? Gerita fluff, don't expect it to be so good! xD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Grieving for Sacrifice by Fang323 reviews
Warning: Do NOT read unless you have seen HetaOni. Please. America's reaction to England's sacrifice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Epiphany by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
Epiphanies always have the worst timing, Elizaveta noticed, as she ran throughout Manhattan trying to find that albino - who she just happened to realize she was in love with at her rehearsal dinner before her wedding to a different man.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The War to End All Wars by Catching Tomorrow reviews
How did a Serbian assassinating the heir to Austria and Hungary's throne start the most devastating war in history? Causes of World War One, Hetalia style!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
A Study in Intimacy by kirayasha aka kira reviews
Sherlock finds the morning after to be just as good as the night before…
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love Story by The14thNeah reviews
A song fic to the song, "Love Story" I don't like the song and I changed some of the lyrics. Any way I hope you enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Jar of Hearts by A. bsolute T. ruth S. poken reviews
Tears formed into Italy's eyes looking at the broom in front of him. He had found it in Germany's closet, but he had seen it before. It was the one he had given to Holy Rome. GerIta songfic. Germany HRE Dark!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Great Dish War of 2011 by OwlinAMinor reviews
Italy made dinner, so Germany should do the dishes. But Italy made a mess in the kitchen, so Italy should clean up. Thus begins the Great Dish War of 2011. Oneshot. GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Survivor Guilt by thelastingsacrifice reviews
No matter how hard he ran, or how hard he fought, he was always too late.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Because of a Snowy Day in March by Cheshire Blue Kitten reviews
"Right now, I'm still picking up the pieces of my heart." A eulogic soliloquy in ten parts. WARNING: Character Death
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sleepover by OwlinAMinor reviews
"It's only when I turn on the lights so I can find my way back to bed without tripping again that I notice the fifth thing: Alfred F. Jones is in my bed." Oneshot. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Kiss the Girl by Toponi reviews
Re-cap of the youtube video " APH CMV - Kiss the Girl " by:Vändett Cosplay, C8 Fem!ChibitaliaXHolyRomanEmpire
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
This is Where I Fall by Inclinant reviews
Remember Italy, you're not alone...when the truth grows too heavy to bear, just remember, your friends will always be by your side. Hetaoni Tribute. Mentions of Germany x Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Triple Chocolate by FindingXXX reviews
Prussia may have a bit of an incest kink, but he's not willing to admit it, until two someones make him. Itacest and both Italies on Prussia, R-18, incest, bondage, human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Invading Italy by Maki-chan XD reviews
Italy wants to know what the term 'invading' means, so he asks Germany, we he refuses to answer with words, Italy forces him to use his body. Lots of milatary termanology, slight GreeceJapan. Sorry for any errors.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Lima Syndrome by Akatsume reviews
At the height of the 3rd Reich, prison guard Ludwig receives his first and last charge. M for a reason. Gerita, semi-AU. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Quintuplets by Kiya- chan reviews
Naruto, is a new student to Konoha High. Well, he and his brothers that is. On the first day Naruto runs into a God and falls for him instantly. What will his brothers have to say about this? A.U. SasuNaru sort of a Paradox kind of thing...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Your Head by screammealullaby reviews
Photographer Arthur Kirkland's next job takes him from England to America for to photograph one Alfred F. Jones, what will happen? full summary inside, it's not as lame as it sounds AU, UsUk to ensue
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Number 52 by Nibzo reviews
It's a cold day in February and England decides to sit down and watch the Superbowl with America. Though a certain player may be giving him a few...problems. And America is all too happy to help. M for content, USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crimson Moon by Kohaku Ume reviews
Naruto is a vampire prince. Hinata is a vampire hunter. What happens when Naruto makes a deal with her not to kill her? Naru/Hina. Updated as soon as possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,398 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Unlikely Romance by Rizember reviews
Naruto has awoken as a fox with no recollection of ever being human. He is found near Ichiraku's...surprise suprise...by Sasuke who takes him in. Meanwhile, everyone is looking for the human Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Red Walkways by Sami065 reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,652 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lovers Quarrel by Pyromaniac-sama reviews
Disobeying your uke always brings extremely bad consequences.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because Of You by Fer3333 reviews
Sequel to " Sasuke's Birthday: The Perfect Plan," Moving on, living my life with the one who I love . . . sounds like a good plan . . . even at the cost of my revenge. Hell, he's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Zero Space by Malty reviews
There were plenty of women in the village who thought it would be endearing, even sexy, to see Sasuke Uchiha vulnerable. They were wrong, thought Naruto. It was terrifying. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Give Up by fuelled by ramen reviews
When you finally find that one person who makes everything click the last thing you need is for them to give up. NARUSASU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out my Fire by do-the-unthinkable reviews
Wherein Sasuke and Naruto are firefighters, and Naruto wants to ride Sasuke like a firetruck. One-shot. SasuNaru. Yaoi. More Inside. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nightmares by K.Crystalheart reviews
"Your friend isn't going to come." He said grimly. "B-but…. He always comes! He promised me he would. He said, 'No matter what, I'll always come to help you' He promised!" I told him. Why would he say things like that? Oneshot. Italy-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
HetaOni: Letters to MonsterAlien Thingy by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
Are YOU a HetaOni lover? Are YOU a Monster-Alien Thingy hater? Well, let all your feelings come out with "Letters to Tony"! Please feel free to use as many cuss words as you like.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Sorcery by Halloween567 reviews
Bystanders witness two peculiar strangers at the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2011 - America, England/Britain
Decisions by DemonicAngel5555 reviews
"What can I say, I messed up. I messed EVERYTHING up, but I'll do anything for you to forgive me and take me back." SasuNaru. Rated for language and mature situations. Contains angst, mpreg, and a large dose of lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Woah Baby! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Naruto goes on a mission with Team Kakashi, but somehow ends up as a baby. He is then found by Team Hebi and Sasuke, having more heart then everyone thought, can't leave a baby to die in the wilderness. Will Naruto ever go back to being his own age?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Are you scared of ghosts? by ButterFish reviews
Alfred thinks back on growing up together with Arthur and how they came to love each other. USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Catching A Snowflake by pixelcheese reviews
"Our love was like catching a snowflake,as I reached out a hand it was already gone" Sasunaru. Inspired by a Pixie Lott song. WARNING SPOILER AND CHARACTER DEATH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not A Good Day by dmnq8 reviews
"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chuck Norris Listens to Dubstep by dax11 reviews
Naruto stumbled across a new genre of music that's got him revved up and ready to go. Luckily Sasuke is nearby to enjoy it with him. NxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Stop! by Flika reviews
When Naruto can't live with Sasuke anymore, how will Sasuke convince him not to leave? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phones by Sin for me reviews
There is a reason why Naruto and Sasuke hate phones. Read and find out! Crack-fic, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sun and the Moon by Neji4evs reviews
Naruto is killed on a mission, and Konoha falls apart. Three years later he returns with no memory, but still manages to start putting back together the things that were broken, especially the heart of a young uchiha... PLEASE READ ITS GOOD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
tomatoes and brothers by poisonlovely reviews
/"Sasuke, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."/
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sasuke U., S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Density by Sen Graham reviews
Ireland and Canada have a conversation about how dense some people can be, namely each other. One-sided Netherlands/Canada, One sided Canada/Prussia, unresolved France/Ireland, one sided Germany/Ireland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Canada - Complete
When You're Gone by The Thief King reviews
Now that Italy is dead, Germany struggles to move on with his life and let the past fall behind him. A songfic for When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sacrifice Fly by JlovesGaara reviews
When Sasuke's life revolves around baseball and grades, hiding a gay relationship seems to be the least of his problems. Yaoi SasuNaru One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Live, Learn & Love by Acherona reviews
Learning to live again after your loved one throws you away is hard, coping with some very unexpected news his harder and what will Naruto do when Sasuke suddenly wants him back? Happy SasuNaru Day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare at the Burrow by Wizards-Pupil reviews
A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Strange and Unnecessary Power by suchanoldnameandtime reviews
There is absolutely no reason why Sasuke can read Naruto's mind. it defies all logic. Good thing Sasuke secretly enjoys it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I've Got More by VioletWylde reviews
Getting laid was not enough, I am determined to make him mine. Normally I wouldn't work so hard to convince somebody but for him I make an exception. Resisting was his first mistake - I will show him the error of his ways. Sasunaru. There will be lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,933 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Weasley Talk by Bkane3 reviews
My take on an old classic... the Weasley boys have a "talk" with Harry about their sister. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In the moment by WhiteNotebook reviews
"We were living in the moment and for the moment, it was enough." One-shot SasuNaru, contains smut, set through Naruto's POV, bitter/sweet story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bet by Katey chan reviews
Sasuke had no idea what he was getting into when he agreed to Neji's bet. He had never expected in a million years would he ever fall for the blonde dobe, but he did. Some Love, Angst, Eventual Lemon, and Sakura bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,173 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha Naruto by wreckedship reviews
Kakashi sensei loves putting his students through weird graduation projects. but this project?... Naruto wearing blue? Ino is shy? Kiba is lazy? and since when does Sasuke scream out his love so openly? SasuNaru/ other pairings. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Textual Based Experiences by whispering willow reviews
Even from across town, over the phone, Johns words have a powerful command over Sherlock. This is a Sherlock solo play, heavily guided by John's commands. Slash, and most definitely PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shattered by GothicGIR reviews
"Forever has no meaning when you're living in the moment. I wasn't ready for that moment to end." ONE SHOT: SasuNaru yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Golden Horses by Jibbly reviews
Sasuke is a prince trying to escape a bad engagement. He flees to the woods and countryside, but runs into a mysterious fox. What will become of our raven haired prince? SasuNaru NaruSasu magic love
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Because we made it this far by ButterFish reviews
Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dark Masters by Rizember reviews
Being schooled to be assassins is dangerous and hectic and doesn't leave much time for romance. Unless you're into that kind of thing. NaruSasu, yaoi, humour. For Khairul
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Accidents Change People by Monounoke reviews
Sasuke finally got the guts to ask him out, but when he does so, his dobe goes into a coma. What happens when he wakes up and where does it take their relationship? SasuxNaru, rated M for later chapters. Now being EDITED, as is muchly needed O O
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,438 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2095 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gay or European? by Domomomo reviews
It was a question all had been asking since the day Bebe first transferred to their school: was Bebe gay or just European?
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Minato A., Bebe - Complete
Gavroche's Flag by J.E.McCormickGal reviews
Gavroche and his little red flag rapidly became a symbol of hope and joy for Les Amis; a symbol that stays with them, to the very end.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Together by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
A fluffy, smutty little story about Harry and Draco's first time together. Top!Draco and Bottom!Harry. OOC, lemon, MxM loving, un-beta'd. All mistakes are mine. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Night Rain by ItachiNoTenshi reviews
ON HIATUS! That day changed everything, the day they betrayed him in a way he never thought possible. Warnings: Male/Male. INCEST. AU/AR. Undecided pairing. ?/Naru, ItaNaru, ItaSasu, ItaNaruSasu, KakaIru, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,395 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U., Madara U., Sasuke U.
Brushing Up On History by Captain Peregrine reviews
Random PWP smut. Italy's all cute and innocent... but we all know he's not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Angel by Crystal Kira reviews
Ludwig can't help but notice when Feliciano doesn't come to visit him like he does everyday- and after going to look for him, he's horrified to discover that someone has defiled his innocent angel. De-anon from the Kink Meme. WARNING: Aftermath of rape
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/29/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany]
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie.hell reviews
Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Rise Above All by loozje reviews
After the Sandaime died Danzou became Hokage. His first order: Naruto's execution. After a few tricks Naruto flees the village and team 7 follows. Can they become stong enough before their enemies find them. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
HetaOni: The Last Prey by HundredPercentHetalian reviews
Every HetaOni fangirl knowns what happened in the first time-loop...but we only know that in Italy's point of view. But how exactly did the monster see it? HundredPercentHetalian tried it out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
I Love You, And Only You by All Things Italian reviews
"Listen closely to my words," Gilbert began, "I don't love him, I don't love her! I love you, Feliciano Vargas!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2011 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Harry Potter II: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
Chamber of Secrets, Facebook News Feed Style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,249 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010
Shhh by snuggalong reviews
Sometimes, home isn't where the heart is. Sometimes, when you go home...you leave your heart behind. "Home where it's calm, and safe, and warm, and nothing hurts…I'll miss you, but at least I'll be home." -poetry for 'Shatter,' itacest/death implied-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Change by katamari-jedi reviews
In which Japan muses about Greece in a uniform. As they always say, one thing leads to another. Japan/Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Two Face by The Raven and the Fox reviews
I hate him. I absolutely HATE him. He's a cold bastard who treats me like I'm less than nothing. I have to put up with him nearly 24 hours a day. The only thing keeping me going these days is the anonymous love letters I keep getting… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 111 - Words: 367,245 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So you had a bad day by UndecidedFantasy reviews
Sasuke is having a bad day what to do, Naruto to the rescue! XD Now this is a pwp I was bored so I wrote it. Warning not beta'd! So enjoy! : Re-posted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Five Times Sherlock Initiated Sex by novadiablo reviews
And the one time John did. A sequel to The Five Times Sherlock Kissed John, a request from Atlin Merrick because I love her fics. Boyslash, NC-17, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Respiration by Hulabaloo reviews
John gives Sherlock mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and they end up kissing. Sherlock/John. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heir of The Uzumaki's by Element-Chaos reviews
The powerful Uzumaki clan lives on...in the blood of the boy who will return it and the country to its former power. As one country rises another may fall, what will Naruto do when the choice comes? Will he have mercy on Konoha? Pairings?-Possible Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,298 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Oh Teh Joy! by Juura99 reviews
Gift-fic for SilverXStarlight. CRACK-FIC! Sasuke was feeling sad, but no one's letting him mope in peace today! Insanity, bad language, total nonsense and slight SasuNaru. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome to the demon's den by Killercat-nya reviews
Naruto and his friends are invited to an old mansion in order to investigate reports of a demon living there. Will Naruto and his freinds survive? Yaoi, SasuNaru, lemon eventually
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crashing by StarBabii reviews
He just looked so vulnerable...and Lovino couldn't just leave him like this. ...Goddamnit. Prumano, T to be safe, school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia - Complete
Shaking by TribalGirl reviews
One of Draco's most important scenes... from his point of view. Read it and tell me whether or not I should take it down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Draco M., Albus D.
How to Fail Miserably at Guitar Hero by Val-Creative reviews
"Mind taking off your wussy dress and playing a big boy game with me?" Crack-ish. Prussia and Austria. Gilbird. Guitar Hero. A bust of Mozart. Requested by Hetalia Kink Meme. Standalone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Harry Potter I: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Facebook News Feed style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,758 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
Exhibitions by crackberries reviews
Exhibition A: The wild nerd, having been egged on by his friends, tears it up on the dance floor. Exhibition B: The timid nerd sits on the bleachers, wondering if he should join.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Cursed Love by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is a servant is Sasuke's castle, but how far will he go for the prince's love? Just as far as Sasuke will. SASUNARU! RATED M FOR LATER CHAPTERS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,453 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conversations by poe-of-nothing reviews
Distance makes the heart grow fonder: a conversation between Ludwig and Feliciano over the phone. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Living in the box by sasunaru2themax reviews
Shikamaru is a normal priest. He works in the confession stand. it's dull, but one day he gets two men, obviously talking about the other, needing advice, and he's going to give it. SASUNARU and
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete