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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.

Hey Everyone!
Before I say anything else I just want to say thanks to everyone who has read my stories!!!!
And if you haven't... what are you waiting for? Go read them!!!! =)

About me... I'm somewhere between 10 and 14 years old. You can ask me if you want but I probably won't tell you. I have one younger sister who can be very annoying sometimes! =) I don't have any brothers. I live in Ireland and my favourite animals are horses. I have two horses and one cat. I like it when the sun is shining, going to the cinema with my friends, writing and reading.

You want to know something else? Send me a PM then! I love to chat!
And if you have a story that you want me to write, tell me and I probably will write it! Or if you have any ideas for something I could put in one of my stories please tell me! Suggestions are always welcome!

Re-post this if you agree: For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the A PUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictional boyfriend Jasper of Emmett. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile..

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: GENETICS
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

~Twilight universe~

Team Edward or Team Jacob: Team Edward!!!

Vampire or wolf: Definitely vampire! =D

Edward or Bella: Bella

Carlisle or Esme: Umm... BOTH!! ;-)

Edward or Emmett: Emmett! He's really funny!

Emmett or Jasper: Jasper!

Alice or Jasper: Alice. Physic vampires rock! lol

Rosalie or Alice: Alice again!!!

Bella or Alice: Alice!!!! (again!)

Charlie or Jacob: Jacob

Jacob or Paul: Jake 'cause Paul's got temper problems!

Edward or Rosalie: Edward

Rosalie or Jasper: Both. The Hale twins rock!

Esme or Alice: Alice. (And if you haven't guessed by now... she is my favourite character!)

Aro or Marcus: Marcus

Caius or Aro: Aro. Caius is mean!

Alec or Jane: I can't choose!!!!

Jane or Demetri: Jane

Alec or Felix: Felix

Embry or Seth: Seth

Quil or Seth: Seth, but I like Quil too!

Claire or Renesmee: I guess Renesmee. 'Cause you don't really hear much about Claire.

Favorite Vampire Couple: Probably Rosalie and Emmett. It used to be Alice and Jasper but for some unknown reason now I prefer Rosalie and Emmett as a couple.

Favorite Wolf couple: Sam and Emily. They were meant to be together!

Favorite Volturi vampires: Felix and Demetri

Favorite Vampire gift: Jasper's gift, manipulating and experiencing the emotions of people around him.

Favorite Twilight book: Eclipse.

Least Favorite Twilight book: New Moon. Edward leaves!!! *cries*

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

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Pain Inside the Soul by Fictionheart17 reviews
This is a story about Rosalie. She's sexually abused by her father. And when she meets Emmett her life gets turned around immensely. All human, future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,802 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Twilight The Winter Dance by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
A perfect night turns into Jacob kidnapping Bella Edward must fight to reclaim her But who will win? Is the cullen family going to lose their brother and son or will the Pack lose their greatest fighter? It's the final battle for Bella's love Who will win
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,330 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19952 - Favs: 12,646 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Moonrise by pinkprincess13310 reviews
Twilight from Alice Cullen's point of view!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,041 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Even a Rose Can Cry by TwilightLovarr reviews
It all starts the night Emmett and Rosalie visit Tennessee again, the place where Emmett had been mauled by a bear. It begins when something mysterious happens to Emmett. Something that changes the lives of the Cullens. Is there a way back? PostxBD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 68,589 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Self Preservation a Little Too Late by crooked-little-smile reviews
Bella walks in on something she was never ment to see. What happens when Jasper is the only one who can keep his head when blood is spilled? JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dark Pasts by TwilightLovarr reviews
Jasper and Rosalie have a hard time with absorbing their past. This contains series of one-shots were Jasper and Rosalie both talk with each other and help each other. PostxBD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
Bella and the Vamps by leeluh reviews
Crossover from Twilight/Beauty and the Beast/LoveDoll. Bella is trapped in the Volturi's enchanted castle and the only way to get out is to become Aro's sex slave. AR and lemmon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
My Dark Secret by WeirdAboutDreams reviews
Bella has a secret that she doesn't want the Cullen's to know. How long will she be able to hide it? How will the Cullen's react when they learn that Jacob raped her? How does she even begin to heal her heart is already torn from Charlie's death. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,741 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Old wounds by me-myself-and-me reviews
after the crossing of ingo and all the adventures are over, Connors is at university and Sapphire is left to her self. But Faro hasn't shown himself in years and Sapphire has moved on, a new life, new friends,new loves... Then he comes back...
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sapphire T., Faro
The Story Of A Broken Girl by mrs edward cullenxxx reviews
Her father cheated. Her mother drinks. Things have not been easy on Bella Swan. Forced to work in her mothers strip club in the small town of forks she is lost with no friends until the new boy in school trys to help her but, is it to late? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Past Will Never Change by TheVolturiGirl reviews
After Edward left, Bella was raped, had a vampire-human child, and got changed. Now her coven go back to Forks where Bella meets the Cullens. Will Bella take Edward back with a willing heart or will her child stop them? Then the vampire-dad returns?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
iNessie by TheVolturiGirl reviews
The Twilight gang create a webcast. When the iCarly people realize that iNessie is becoming more popular than them, they have a webcast rivalry to see who really is more better.
Crossover - Twilight & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010
Bella's shelter by Falling.into.the.sky reviews
Bella's mom AND step-mom are dead. Her father is an alcohlic who abuses her, and her boyfriend has sexually abused her many times. It's Hell. But she finds shelter with a few certain VAMPIRES. Better story the summary! Read it! ON EXTENDED HIATUS! SORRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella
Secerts & Country Music by Falling.into.the.sky reviews
The Uleys adopt a daughter, Cassy. She's a country music-loving girl who's always had a good family, and is so very polite. But does she know too much? And what secert is she hiding? Not sure about the rating. NOT AN IMPRINT STORY! ABANDONED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010
Flowers Of Despair by pinkprincess13310 reviews
Alice's visions become alarming and one day...she just disappears. What happened to Alice and will Jasper be able to find her in time or will it be too late? Will that be the end if Jasper finds her or is there more to why she was taken?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Man with the Yellow Eyes by rosiemouse11 reviews
A Horror Story about a thing that comes and kills a bunch of kids...totally NORMAL! lol xxx PLEASE REVIEW!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010
Infection by Piper-Knight reviews
Startled, I looked up at Caius, who seemed to be smirking at my expression. I felt that familiar warmth rushing through my veins, my stomach seeming to flip. I lifted a hand, touching the spot where Caius Volturi had just licked blood off my face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,931 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Wounds by Vampie4life reviews
Bella is sexualy and physicly abused by her father charlie, can she keep what happens at home stay there? what will happen when a new family moves to forks? can they save her? M for rape violence Lemons in futer chapers!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Bella
Twilight Saga Instant Messaging by Oujdagirl reviews
The Twilight Characters get their hands on IM.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010
Maria Returns by pinkprincess13310 reviews
This happens after Breaking Dawn. Maria finds out were Jasper is and decides that she wants him back. How far will she go to get what she wants? You will have to read to find out! R&R Please. Tell me if you love it/ Hate it. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,979 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hurt by TwilightLovarr reviews
A little Alec and Jane moment. Showing a soft side of both of them. Full summary inside! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Alec, Jane - Complete
Please, Remember Me by WeirdAboutDreams reviews
Everything is as it should be as the Cullen's get prepared to celebrate Renesmee's 18th birthday, but things go dramatically wrong when Bella doesn't return from her shopping trip and Alice can no longer see her future. ***Contains Lemons***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Prom Night by TheVolturiGirl reviews
A series of one-shots of how Twilight characters spend their prom nights with each other.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010
Alice's past by charlottefran reviews
Alice's time in the Asylum, her change, Jasper and the Cullen's
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice
Boxers Or Briefs by passionfornight reviews
The most important question. Boxers Or Breifs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resubmit by Ironic Twist reviews
A one-shot for SorceressCirce's birthday. Bella & Edward & a playroom. 'Nuff said? No? Second chapter is the same as the first, just 'different.' Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Witch Twins by TwilightLovarr reviews
This is about Alec and Jane, the Volturi Twins. We all know they're very powerful. But how did they become a vampire? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Alec, Jane - Complete
My Cold Heart by TwilightLovarr reviews
Takes place after the Cullens vote for Bella's mortality. Rosalie is upset and angry with herself after the danger she put Alice, Edward and Bella in. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Punishment by daydreamer22688 reviews
Isabella learns to never cross her Master. Heavy D/s. One Shot. Rated M for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Own Fate by TwilightLovarr reviews
What was going through Edward's mind when he and his parents were dying from the Spanish Influenza? What happened during Edward's transformation? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Real Truth by TwilightLovarr reviews
While a game of truth or dare Emmett confesses something that shockes the Cullens. Something about his human life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
My Decision by TwilightLovarr reviews
Rosalie has a chance to be human again, but she has to give up on her family and on Emmett. Will she do it? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Oops by TwilightLovarr reviews
Jacob imprinted on Rosalie. Let's just say that Emmett isn't happy about that. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
A Huge Mistake by TwilightLovarr reviews
Rosalie's POV after she called Edward in New Moon. It starts after she told Emmett. One shot. I don't own Twilight Saga.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Bedding Bella by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Haven by Triskelesque reviews
Bella is a student by day, stripper by night. Her life has been complicated, she lives only for herself. But when she meets Edward Cullen her whole way of life is challenged. Dark, gritty fic. Rated for language, future lemons and stripper sexiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Meeting Angela by KarianneTheTwilightFan reviews
When Christmas comes a few years after Bella's change, she returns to Forks with her family to spend Christmas at Charlie's. Bella descides to meet Angela again.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Bella, Angela
The Collar by Lethologica86 reviews
My entry to DefinatelySpoilt's D/s Birthday Contest. Alice has wanted Master Jasper's collar for a very long time. What happens when Master Edward informs her she will have a weekend try out with Jasper to see if she is a suitable submissive for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Rufalin by DirtySexyEdward reviews
Sexy Smut. Bella lets her lover live out his longtime fantasy. All human, OOC. One-shot. SERIOUS MATURE CONTENT. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Dinner's Ready by DirtySexyEdward reviews
Just a sexy one-shot. A/H.OOC. WARNING: Spanking.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taken Like This by DirtySexyEdward reviews
One-Shot. Bella remembers her time with her Dom, Edward. All human, OOC. WARNING: Spanking. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mall Takeover by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
The Cullens get stuck in the mall and Emmett comes up with an idea. What will happen? Will they find a way to get out or cause riot and commotion? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009
First Day In Forks High by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
The Cullens first day in forks high school in Rosalie and Emmett's POV. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Banana by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is very sexually frustrated and needs release. But Edward wants to wait. However, she finds a banana and knows exactly what she wants to do to herself. OOC and VERY KINKY. One-shot! Read at your own risk!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just a Man's Plaything by Quileute Princess reviews
Dark story of Jared's imprint on a sexually abused Kim. Rated M for theme of sexual abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jared, Kim
Getting What He Deserve! by RavenCullenBabee reviews
Bella catches Edward doing something she couldn't believe. She starts thinking that he don't deserve her, what will Edward do? Okay, summary SUCKS, but this story is awesome! Rated M for lemons, spanking, and sexiness in future chapters!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Plane Crash by edwards.little.witch reviews
In Eclipse Edward sends Bella and Ang to see bella's mother in Jacksonville. what would happen if Bella's bad luck got to them and the plane crashed? how will bella survive? how will edward?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Sleeping to Dream by Somah reviews
The newspapers say it all: Bella Swan is dead. But no one is sure why she jumped from the cliffs at First Beach. No one really knows why her body wasn't ever found. But everyone knows her coffin is empty and that the Cullens are back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,471 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot n Bothered by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Bella seeks out the help of the Cullen family in an effort to get Edward to sleep with her. Sexy lemons. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,281 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Holding Back by colourmeblue reviews
Emmett and Rosalie damage their new home in the throws of passion/love. LEMON beginning to end.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Operation Kiss Rosalie by LaPaige reviews
Emmett and Rosalie make a bet. Can Emmett get Rosalie to kiss him within four hours? Operation Kiss Rosalie is a go. EmmettRosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Midnight by ElizzabethE3 reviews
Emmet and Rosalie and how it all began. rose's pov. Mature for violence and sexual content. read and review! please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
For My Angel by tara sue me reviews
One-shot of Emmett and Rosalie the night after the Volturi confrontation. Because, you know, there's never enough Emmett. Emmett POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Isle Esme by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward and Bella experience romance on their on own personal paradise. Breaking Spoilers. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 244 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
True Companion by tara sue me reviews
Three chapter story from EPOV on the night before the wedding, the wedding, and 65 years later. Written before release of BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Little Dark Fairy by The Real Blue Eyed Demon reviews
Alice's life in the asylum, the hunt and the change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Alice, James
Meet the cullens by vampirechick123 reviews
Alice and Jasper meets the cullens. Extremely funny. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
It's Jasper's Fault by tears on a black rose reviews
my first lemon...but its pretty damn good. Jasper and Alice are having a moment and his emotions get the better of Edward and Bella. OOOHHH! Rated M for the lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Quiet Lamentations by MarcyJ reviews
What are the minor characters of the story feeling and thinking during pivotal scenes? Get inside their heads and hear the unsung sorrows and joys that percolate there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/25/2006
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PLane Crash, Eclipse reviews
What if, in Eclipse, the plane really did crash like Edward said it might? Will they survive? Will Edward be able to save Bella? This is my version of what happened. One-shot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Husbands, Brothers and Wrestling reviews
Find out what happens in the Cullen's house the day Emmett asks Bella to shield his thoughts from Edward when they wrestle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
I Wish I Was a Vampire reviews
Fred from 'The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner' had a sister. She never gave up looking for him. When the Cullens come back to Forks 9 years after BD she recognizes them as vampires. Will they help her find Fred? And what will happen if they do find him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010
I Hate Her! reviews
A one-shot in Lauren's POV about hating Bella and loving Tyler. Takes place in Twilight, a week or two after Tyler almost hits Bella with his van. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Lauren, Tyler - Complete
Come In With The Rain reviews
During one of the months in New Moon Stephenie Meyer didn't write about, Bella hears a song that makes her remember Edward. And admit to herself that maybe... just maybe, Edward does love her. Edward POV as well as Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guilt reviews
Originally a one-shot, but got requests to write more. This is the story of Jasper's struggle to forgive himself after almost killing Bella in New Moon. Mostly Jasper's POV, possibly the other Cullens too. I'll try to update often. TRUE TO CHARACTERS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jasper
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