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Joined 05-17-10, id: 2367386, Profile Updated: 07-16-17
Author has written 8 stories for Aliens/Predator, Harry Potter, X-overs, Justice League, Halo, Naruto, Norse Mythology, Legacy of Kain, Thor, and Mass Effect.

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Chaos In The Cosmos - Drafts and One-Offs - Pair of ES/DA crossover ideas up as a 'Randoms' chapter

Justice League: Thunderer - Chapter Nine Out, end of 'Paradise Lost' events.

No Peace Amongst The Stars - New Chapter up. Codex in Forum updated.

Sorceries, Soul-Shards and Silly Stories - HP Drafts and Ideas - Idea about a Death Eater turned Witch Hunter.

Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas - Short chapter about Obito living and Kakashi died.


So... johari1 asked for permission to translate my story Mischief Managed into German. If anyone can read German and is interested in the story told through said language www.fanfiktion.de/s/54d526f6000330a31f7016f6/1/Mischief-Managed

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Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 98 - Words: 341,086 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
Incandescent by Madrigal-in-training reviews
In a moment of grief-stricken madness, Catelyn Stark attempts to murder her husband's bastard. Yet her entire worldview shatters when Lyarra Snow refuses to burn. fem!Jon, Lyarra x Robb
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,909 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 5/14 - Jon S., Catelyn S., Robb S., OC
King's Blood Fool's Blood by Will 0'the Wisp reviews
Traumatised and demoralised after surviving the Red Wedding, Robb is a virtual prisoner at Riverrun and hope is fading fast. Widowed on her wedding day, Margaery is disillusioned and drifting until she joins her brothers on a diplomatic mission to the Riverlands. Neither realise they are each other's last chance. Robb x Margaery and Jon x Dany
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,252 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 4/20 - Daenerys T., Jon S., Margaery T., Robb S.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,279 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Airbender's Child: Other Perspectives by SCWLC reviews
As promised, other PoVs from the AC series. These will vary in length a lot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 63,474 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 8/17/2011
Robb Stark, A Wolf King by Samwell Stark reviews
Part 2 of 'A Time for Wolves' series. Robb has returned to King's Landing to begin establishing his governance as the one true King of Westeros, and to prepare his country for the Long Night, that he knows is approaching. These preparations will take him to Essos and beyond to find Daenerys Targaryen. Amongst the chaos, Robb still finds happiness with his Queen, Margaery Tyrell.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 177,304 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Robb S., Margaery T.] Daenerys T., Jon S.
Our Blades Are Sharp by spectre4hire reviews
The Houses of Bolton and Stark share a bloody history. Twice have the Boltons rebelled against the Starks, and twice have they been forced to bend the knee. The Lord of the Dreadfort, Roose Bolton decides a different tactic to strengthen his house under the Warden of the North. He offers his trueborn son and heir, Domeric Bolton as a ward to House Stark.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,977 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Domeric B., Sansa S.] Eddard S./Ned, Robb S.
One Thousand Nights by Ajax the Great reviews
Overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's malicious chakra in Nami no Kuni, Naruto slaughters indiscriminately. Sakura's blood isn't even dry under his fingernails when the council pressures the Sandaime to dispose of their unstable jinchuuriki. Shimura Danzo offers a different solution, for the price of one Uchiha Sasuke. AU - Co-authored with The King in White.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,679 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 9/6/2015 - [Sasuke U., Hanabi H.] Naruto U.
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 415,357 - Reviews: 2253 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lucillia reviews
Fugaku gets one of the things he's wanted for the longest time, and realizes he's come out the worse in the bargain ("Damn you Sarutobi!"). Not only does he have to deal with his clan and a suspicious village that isn't ready to let bygones be bygones after only five years, but there's also some time travelers whose carefully laid plans have just been shot to hell running around...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/28 - Sasuke U., Hiruzen S., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
Entropy Effect by psychoman222 reviews
Most people who know him would call Sam Shepard a homebody. Completely uninteresting. When his son ends up missing in action, presumed dead, he turns to religion to help him through the loss. Unfortunately for everyone else, Sam doesn't practice a religion that anyone else in the galaxy has heard of...
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,900 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [OC, Hannah S.] [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah]
Tales From The Blue Sea by Tarhish reviews
Following the Poneglyphs led Gold Roger to an island lost to the world for a thousand years. Inspired as a child by Roger, Itachi makes a different choice that results in an early friendship between Naruto and Sasuke. Years later, the boys take an unsanctioned mission to chase Akatsuki out into the ocean on the only ship available. (Naruto/OP Fusion)
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 413,526 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Akatsuki, Straw Hats P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 171 - Words: 760,843 - Reviews: 10845 - Favs: 4,713 - Follows: 3,767 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/4/2005
A Rogue's Resolve by Zacchaeus the Cheater reviews
The worst time in a shinobi's life is when the strings of fate itself decides to turn against you. Such was happening to Sasuke Uchiha when he found himself trapped down the rabbit hole. Forcing him to open a portal in his haste to escape. Waking up in a strange new world will surely set a whole new purpose in a rogue's life. A shinobi's resolve, he would be sure to find it here.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,931 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Sasuke U.
My Father Was Secretly A Killer Monkey-Man From Outer Space by EarthScorpion reviews
Many people have called Gendo Ikari a bad parent throughout the years. However, that's just the product of cultural chauvinism. If you judge him by saiyan standards, his behaviour becomes much more reasonable. A tale of giant robots, punching, and heterodox standards of good parenting.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,897 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Gendo I., Yui I.
Things as They Are by Solara Myles reviews
Sasuke wakes up in a world that's just like his, only he's found himself in a role that's better suited for a certain loud mouthed orange clad idiot. It's with some measure of shock that he realises their roles have been switched . . . in more ways than what he likes. As things progress he realises that this world is nothing like his own. AU. Gen. Time travel. Adopted: alolha123
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 166,619 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 12/26/2016 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N.
Do Unto Others by Lady Salazar reviews
James made a mistake. Lily got even. In the wake of Voldemort's resurrection, the consequences catch up to Harry, and from there it's demons, dark wizards, and devil hunters. Let's rock! HP/DMC crossover, fifth year AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/15/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord of Naboo by psychoman222 reviews
When his last breath left him on the Death Star, Anakin Skywalker had one wish-to be with his family. His mother, Padmé, Luke and his sister, whom he had never met, but wished to… Of course, he accepted that that wish would not be answered. So, when he woke up in his nine-year old body, he was surprised, to say the least. AU/Time Travel.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 2,219 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala]
Young Love by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke had a very good reason for running away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Naruko U., Sasuke U.]
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
Actions and Words by Ekusukallybaa reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,125 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indra Ō.
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 3963 - Favs: 6,055 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,570 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by Lucillia reviews
In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Sacrifices by Kimberly T reviews
Takes place post-series. The war is over, and everyone's doing just fine… Until tragedy strikes, it is revealed that in fact things are far from fine, and people have to make hard choices. Starts with canon relationships, but will slowly evolve to Zutara. Chapter 15: Suspicions and Distractions
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 209,016 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Aang
Galvanize by The King in White reviews
In a twist of fate, it is Zuko - not Ozai - who inherits Azula's brittle heart. "Mom's gone, Zuzu. So I suppose I'll have to be the one keeping your sorry butt safe from now on." HIATUS
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,992 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 5/22/2015 - [Azula, Zuko]
Mismatched by Kimberly T reviews
In Season One, when Prince Zuko unexpectedly becomes Papa Zuko, he rocks not just the cradle but his entire ship... and eventually a lot more! Chapter 11: Forewarned
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 166,297 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Zuko, Iroh
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Single Dad by Xanderlike reviews
AU. Instead of losing the use of her legs, Paula lost her life. Now Lawrence Crock has two goals in life: protect his daughters from the League of Shadows and become the father they deserve. If he can. If they'll let him ...
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,890 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Artemis C./Artemis, Lawrence C./Sportsmaster - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 5,273 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Shooting Up Flares by RedMela reviews
Flowers are gently fluttering down from the heights of the baskets tied to the tops of balconies, buildings, and stands whenever the wind would decide to swoop in quickly and mystify the night. It's at times like this where her mind lingers to him. /SasuFemNaru. GhostFlowers AU. Drabble/Prompt. Oneshot./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha no Senkou Arashi by Minion of Set reviews
She's finally become a shinobi, after years of acting the fool. Well, mostly acting anyway... FemNaruto. NaruSasu. Please Read and Review. I think you'll be surprised. Indefinite Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 159,410 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
NQaP Season II: Still Not Going as Planned by cerokun reviews
The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,629 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
Resting in a Raze by Like A Dove reviews
Zuko and Sokka go searching for a waterbender who has been long lost. Slowly but surely their world begins to erupt around them. Sequel to 'I Was Not Magnificent'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Zuko, Katara
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael, Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
Heart of the Maelstrom by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry Potter opens a fob-watch, and everything changes. Master!Harry.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 688 - Published: 6/12/2014
Chasing Yesterday by The King in White reviews
Rokudaime Hokage Uchiha Sasuke is a man with nothing beyond duty to the dead. Yet when a second chance comes from the lips of a demon, his battles begin anew... REWRITING.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 183,469 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Itachi U., Hinata H.
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Convergence by LaLaCat1 reviews
In the aftermath of the Reach Invasion, Dick finds himself questioning the life he chose, Artemis finds herself mourning a life she dreamed of, and Bart find himself fearing the life he's been gifted. Meanwhile, Wally wakes to a world not his own, but at least Jason is a familiar face to guide him home. Sequel to Collide
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,750 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
The Mill by Lucillia reviews
Moriarty deals with a matter of obligation in the place where it all began.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Lily Evans P., J. Moriarty
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Septem by Lucillia reviews
Star Wars in a universe where Anakin and Padme had a few more children than were expected. Features a Good A'Sharad Hett and a Closet Rebel Vader. Owen and Beru live.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Luke S., Leia O.
Guardian Whatever by Lucillia reviews
After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - A. Crowley, Dean W.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world: Obito died saving his teammates. Konoha's Original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is Naruto's caretaker, and Uchiha Madara is the driving force behind the Akatsuki, still alive and running around doing his own dirty work despite his advanced age. Both men share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Favoritism by Bookworm110 reviews
Kakashi had his reasons for training Sasuke, but Naruto had stepped over the line. Oneshot, Kakashi POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Kakashi H., Naruto U., Ebisu - Complete
Ghost Flowers by patterns-at-dusk reviews
The war Madara has waged against Konoha has started, Sasuke is becoming more corrupt with hatred and vengeance everyday, and Naruto is keeping a secret from him that could change everything. SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,939 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. AU in which Obito had the temerity to go and die at thirteen before Madara dug his claws into him amongst other things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
The Two Kakarots by Lucillia reviews
Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Raditz, Chi-Chi, OC
Captain Sybok by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a rather gaudy brochure rack, the life of Spock's older half brother takes a different course, and both of Sarek's sons end up in Starfleet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Spock
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Collide by LaLaCat1 reviews
Jason Todd finds himself in a Gotham strangely different from the place he calls home, and he's not happy about it. Now he must learn to deal with a Bruce that cares and a Dick Grayson that's only thirteen years old if he ever wants to make it home.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Red Tape and Salt Lines by Lucillia reviews
Besides the usual problems with her department, BAU Section Chief Erin Strauss has devilishly tricky ones that're more up her cousins' alley to deal with. Problems, such as the demon in the BAU.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - V. Henricksen, Erin S.
Not Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara keeps a journal of all the shenanigans that the Gaang run into. Chapter 49: there is much talk about the future - now that the war is over and everything is changing. Hakoda and Zuko talk. Katara decides that some things in life are worth the risk.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 429,313 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Hunter's World by Lucillia reviews
Two brothers, one older, one younger, both fighting on the side of good to take down supernatural bad guys who prey on humans. Thanks to a wrong turn in the Nevernever, there's now two sets of them.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Dean W., H. Dresden
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Guilt of Innocence by Chosha Kurenai reviews
Uchiha Sasuke abandoned Konoha in his persute of power to join Orochimaru. However, this was only a cover story. In fact, on Tsunade's orders, Sasuke is to act as Konoha's spy within Otogakure. One agreement and his path had changed forever...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,794 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sasuke U.
Void Tyrant by Nim Maj reviews
Herald of the Void AU. Instead of summoning a Necron Lord, Louise summons a Monstrous Creature. The Hive Mind never looked this cute. HUMOR! Enjoy! ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Louise
One Choice by Jean Carter reviews
This is just a quick one shot. Sorry, if it isn't all that great, it was just something that ran through my head. It's what I imagine Batman was thinking when he held that gun. Based off the song "Hurricane" by 30 Seconds To Mars.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bruce Wayne - Complete
Wesley's Mulligan by Hotpoint reviews
Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,991 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Wesley W.
Little Monster by Lady Salazar reviews
During a mission to investigate the possibility of Voldemort gaining demonic support, a fight between Lily and James leads to a drunken Lily sleeping with a stranger... and unfortunately, Harry is very much his father's child. Dark themes. AU oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 312 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Meeting by Oneiriad reviews
Susan Sto Helit meets a relative of Binky's.
Crossover - Discworld & Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Herald of the Void by Nim Maj reviews
My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Louise - Complete
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Konoha's Victim by X59 reviews
At the end of the day one can't ignore the fact that Sasuke is Konoha's victim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/6/2011
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
When Vanilla isn't so Vanilla by cloneserpents reviews
Harry and his wife, Padma, playfully argue over ice cream. Fluffy plot-less smut fic. Contains pregnancy and food play. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Two Benders and a Baby by SCWLC reviews
Zuko finds a baby and she leads him to redemption and a happy ending. Zutara and sheer goofiness with a section of . . . lemon? I think it's lemon. I never found out the proper definition.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Harry Potter and the Embrace of Chaos by Solvdrage reviews
The world will soon wish that the Boy Who Lived died. For now, he has been claimed by Dark and Unnatural Gods. Chaos!Harry. DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Yesteryear by SCWLC reviews
Things aren't always what they seem, but some things transcend appearances.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,728 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Usual Suspects by SCWLC reviews
Plans rarely survive the first minutes of engagement with the enemy. This is true in more ways and cases than one. Zutara. The second genre is because this isn't really pure romance, but the site won't let you specify that it's more general than romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 6,228 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 382 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Felix Felicis Fortuna by dragonblade3200 reviews
This is Harry's tale, his redemption, his fall, his war. Dumbledore isn't as good as Harry hoped, Voldemort isn't as different as he thought. A night of healing with a flask of Liquid Luck provided by the mysterious Half-Blood Prince leads to Harry's fate
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,294 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3874 - Favs: 9,375 - Follows: 8,795 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6259 - Favs: 11,329 - Follows: 4,320 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Making Amends by coalitiongirl reviews
After Buffy leaves Spike to die post-Dead Things, Angel finds Spike and brings him to the Hyperion. And while Buffy mourns the vampire she thinks is dead, Spike discovers that he's worth more than what Buffy's made him feel.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Buffy S., Spike
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11533 - Favs: 16,491 - Follows: 6,589 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Knock on the Door by Lady Salazar reviews
Ron and Slytherin have a conversation. Why Voldemort is a madman, why Death Eaters act like animals, why Hermione would make a scary dark witch, why Harry makes a good one, and why curiosity is a bad thing when Harry's your best friend. SFFPverse oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ron W., Salazar S. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 337 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 574 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Steps Far From Paradise by Lady Salazar reviews
Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 412 - Published: 8/20/2008 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7193 - Favs: 5,827 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Chaos In The Cosmos - Drafts and One-Offs reviews
Just random ideas that may or may not develop into fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M for possible language, violence and dark themes. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,908 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 11/1/2012
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 90 - Words: 217,074 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/2/2012
Sorceries, Soul-Shards and Silly Stories - HP Drafts and Ideas reviews
Splintered off from Chaos In The Cosmos, all my past -and future- Harry potter drabbles, early drafts and plot bunnies in one location. Rated M as due to unknown future content.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 11/16/2015
No Peace Amongst The Stars reviews
Space was not as the idealists thought, no prosperity or enlightenment. Humanity has been at war, with itself and with alien races, since it first left the Sol System. The Innies, the Zealots and the turians failed to beat the UNSC and Shepard will be damned if he's gonna let some ship with a god complex succeed. Not on his watch.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,082 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Shepard (M)
Justice League: Thunderer reviews
"What if an Old God had seen the birth of a different team? What if it was not the Avengers, but the Justice League that Thor helped form?" Thor ends up landing in the Justice League cartoon after being banished by Odin. Watch as he deals with a world where mortals can match gods. #Title Changed From Thunderstruck#
Crossover - Justice League & Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Thor O.
Legacy reviews
My try at a 'Wrong BWL story'. Death is rarely the end, especially for Kain. After defeating the Elder God and sacrificing himself to ensure Nosgoth's future Kain is reincarnated into a world where the first born of Lily and James Potter did not survive that fateful Halloween night. ON HIATUS, UNDERGOING REWRITES!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,250 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Kain
Mischief Managed reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Hunter's Moon reviews
Based on Dracohalo117's NarutoxPredator challenge, Danzō gets his hands on predator blood and tech, deciding to continue Orochimaru's experiments he chooses Naruto to be his test subject. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen. ABANDONED!
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete