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Author has written 8 stories for Aliens/Predator, Harry Potter, X-overs, Naruto, Justice League, Halo, Norse Mythology, Legacy of Kain, Thor, and Mass Effect.

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Chash's Idea Bin by Chash123 reviews
A place where my one-shots and ideas can be written down. Likely that the stuff within won't become full-fledged stories, but they may become two-shots, three-shots, and so on. Note: Naruto won't be the only series in this.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,513 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/18/2012
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,538 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/8
Convergence by LaLaCat1 reviews
In the aftermath of the Reach Invasion, Dick finds himself questioning the life he chose, Artemis finds herself mourning a life she dreamed of, and Bart find himself fearing the life he's been gifted. Meanwhile, Wally wakes to a world not his own, but at least Jason is a familiar face to guide him home. Sequel to Collide
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,750 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
But I AM Madara! by Kyong Kybis reviews
13 year-old Madara was just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village and why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? At least, he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face which is stuck on a mountain and reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,597 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S.
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 107,490 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/21/2013
The Mill by Lucillia reviews
Moriarty deals with a matter of obligation in the place where it all began.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 3/14 - Lily Evans P., J. Moriarty
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,424 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/14/2007
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/25 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Poisoning the Well by Lucillia reviews
When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Summoning the Shinigami by Writing bunny reviews
The Shiki Fuujin. A forbidden technique created to summon the Shinigami. But which one? A series of independent oneshots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Minato N., K. Zaraki
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Disassembled by thefireplanet reviews
In which Loki is in over his head, the Avengers can't find any traction, Midgard falls to war, and to save the world the God of Mischief and Lies must, well—conquer it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,062 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Loki
Learning To Live Rather Than Run From Death by Lucillia reviews
After an attack on Hogwarts fails to be prevented and the students are sent off for their safety, Tom meets Nancy and joins her pack of strays for a time. After waltzing off on a day where everybody lives, the Doctor finds himself dealing with a crowded TARDIS after Rose convinces him to rescue a certain conman Time Agent, and a certain someone sneaks aboard through an open door.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Tom R. Jr.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Spoilers For a Show You Don't Wanna Watch by Lucillia reviews
The Doctor had only stopped to let Barbra and Ian out for some fresh air. He most definitely hadn't expected or wanted three naked strangers to break into his Tardis the minute he did so.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Boba Weasley by Lucillia reviews
The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Boba Fett, Harry P.
Team WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Lucifer, Michael
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Guardian Whatever by Lucillia reviews
After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - A. Crowley, Dean W.
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world, the original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is a loyal Ninja of Konoha and Naruto's caretaker, Uchiha Madara is the mastermind behind the Akatsuki, both share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
The Sammy and Michael Show by Lucillia reviews
A tale of two brothers on the road in which Sam is Sam, Dean is Michael, it's 2008, and Lucifer's still in the Pit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Sam W., Michael
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. Has become AU due to recent events in the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
My Daughter, After All by Lucinda reviews
Faith's father has just found out that his baby girl's going to prison. He can't stay away any longer.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,887 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Faith L.
The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
The Two Kakarots by Lucillia reviews
Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Goku, Chi-Chi, Raditz
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,386 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Captain Sybok by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a rather gaudy brochure rack, the life of Spock's older half brother takes a different course, and both of Sarek's sons end up in Starfleet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Spock
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
A Policeman's Lot is Not a Happy One by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that the job was practically a sinecure, the Uchiha officers of the Konoha Military Police Force didn't just hang around drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. Even though they didn't particularly care for Konoha's other residents, they had a job to do. And, as a matter of pride, they did it well. Even when it took them to the darkest places...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Fugaku U., Obito U./Tobi, Tekka U.
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 99,524 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,142 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Guests of Honor by Lucillia reviews
During a festival to celebrate Konoha's surviving its first Winter, the founders bring in a group of people from another universe where it's the future already. Things don't go quite as planned.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Collide by LaLaCat1 reviews
Jason Todd finds himself in a Gotham strangely different from the place he calls home, and he's not happy about it. Now he must learn to deal with a Bruce that cares and a Dick Grayson that's only thirteen years old if he ever wants to make it home.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Red Tape and Salt Lines by Lucillia reviews
Besides the usual problems with her department, BAU Section Chief Erin Strauss has devilishly tricky ones that're more up her cousins' alley to deal with. Problems, such as the demon in the BAU.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - V. Henricksen, Erin S.
Hunter's World by Lucillia reviews
Two brothers, one older, one younger, both fighting on the side of good to take down supernatural bad guys who prey on humans. Thanks to a wrong turn in the Nevernever, there's now two sets of them.
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Dean W., H. Dresden
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Void Tyrant by Nim Maj reviews
Herald of the Void AU. Instead of summoning a Necron Lord, Louise summons a Monstrous Creature. The Hive Mind never looked this cute. HUMOR! Enjoy! ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Louise
One Choice by Jean Carter reviews
This is just a quick one shot. Sorry, if it isn't all that great, it was just something that ran through my head. It's what I imagine Batman was thinking when he held that gun. Based off the song "Hurricane" by 30 Seconds To Mars.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bruce Wayne - Complete
False Starts Buffy the Vampire Slayer by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of story ideas that never went anywhere. A few work well as one shots but are a bit short, others are shards of ideas that may or may not be expanded. Some good, some not so much.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,051 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Buffy S.
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Wesley's Mulligan by Hotpoint reviews
Drop Wesley Wyndam-Pryce from AtS Season 5 into his own body in Season 3 BtVS then stand back and watch the fireworks!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,991 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Wesley W.
Little Monster by Lady Salazar reviews
During a mission to investigate the possibility of Voldemort gaining demonic support, a fight between Lily and James leads to a drunken Lily sleeping with a stranger... and unfortunately, Harry is very much his father's child. Dark themes. AU oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 154 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heir of the TalonMaster by LoPe21 reviews
A Night Lord's Space marine arrives in the naruto-verse. His coming heralds the dawn of new age. The shadow of the Talon-Master falls upon Naruto. Warhammer 40K/Naruto Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,986 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Meeting by Oneiriad reviews
Susan Sto Helit meets a relative of Binky's.
Crossover - Discworld & Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Herald of the Void by Nim Maj reviews
My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Louise - Complete
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/6/2011
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Chrysalis by Ganja Naraku reviews
In the end, happiness is just like innocence. A phase designed to end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Orochimaru, Kushina U. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
When Vanilla isn't so Vanilla by cloneserpents reviews
Harry and his wife, Padma, playfully argue over ice cream. Fluffy plot-less smut fic. Contains pregnancy and food play. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
In Darkest Night by DWDuck reviews
Buffy gets help in fighting the First Evil in the form of an Amazon Princess as well as the newest Green Lantern for Sector 2814, William "Spike" Pratt.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Spike
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Harry Potter and the Embrace of Chaos by Solvdrage reviews
The world will soon wish that the Boy Who Lived died. For now, he has been claimed by Dark and Unnatural Gods. Chaos!Harry. HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Counts of Blood by Lucinda reviews
Before a girl named Buffy moved to Sunnydale, the Master gets a visit from an old friend, Count vonCount. Warnings: Violence, counting, insanity, and counting. You may never look at these characters the same way again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,405 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/1/2006 - The Master - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 189 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Felix Felicis Fortuna by dragonblade3200 reviews
This is Harry's tale, his redemption, his fall, his war. Dumbledore isn't as good as Harry hoped, Voldemort isn't as different as he thought. A night of healing with a flask of Liquid Luck provided by the mysterious Half-Blood Prince leads to Harry's fate
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,294 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,548 - Follows: 6,429 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Five Times Buffy Didn't Say I Love You by coalitiongirl reviews
And One Time She Did . Canon S7. Buffy contemplates saying those three little words to Spike.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
If Only by Nugar reviews
AU A comparison to High Maintenance, also just for fun. This time, it's Naruto who was born female. A serious, yet funny, look at a world where Naruko pretended to be a boy, but did a terrible job of it. Fem!NarutoxSasuke because I like messing with you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Evangelion Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,610 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 7,603 - Follows: 2,914 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Making Amends by coalitiongirl reviews
After Buffy leaves Spike to die post-Dead Things, Angel finds Spike and brings him to the Hyperion. And while Buffy mourns the vampire she thinks is dead, Spike discovers that he's worth more than what Buffy's made him feel.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Buffy S., Spike
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9499 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Knock on the Door by Lady Salazar reviews
Ron and Slytherin have a conversation. Why Voldemort is a madman, why Death Eaters act like animals, why Hermione would make a scary dark witch, why Harry makes a good one, and why curiosity is a bad thing when Harry's your best friend. SFFPverse oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Ron W., Salazar S. - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Trump Card by Lady Salazar reviews
They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 165 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 369 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Steps Far From Paradise by Lady Salazar reviews
Grimmauld Place is a house that has seen many wars, and as Harlas Lily Potter discovers, some magical wars never truly end… Slytherin/fem!HP. Sorta. OotP-era AU, Dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/20/2008 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,139 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 146,231 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/2/2012
Chaos In The Cosmos - Drafts and One-Offs reviews
Just random ideas that may or may not develop into fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M for possible language, violence and dark themes.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 91,106 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/1/2012
No Peace Amongst The Stars reviews
Space was not as the idealists thought, no prosperity or enlightenment. Humanity has been at war, with itself and with alien races, since it first left the Sol System. The Innies, the Zealots and the turians failed to beat the UNSC and Shepard will be damned if he's gonna let some ship with a god complex succeed. Not on his watch.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,327 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 1/20 - Shepard (M)
Ouroboros reviews
Following their final battle, Itachi uses the power of Kamui to warp Sasuke to somewhere Itachi hopes he will be save from Tobi... Sadly like most of Itachi's plans involving Sasuke, things go wrong. Now an unhinged Sasuke most go through his short time as a shinobi of Konoha with knowledge of the future and a violent streak that would make his ancestors proud!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sasuke U.
Thunderstruck reviews
"What if an Old God had seen the birth of a different team? What if it was not the Avengers, but the Justice League that Thor helped form?" Thor ends up landing in the Justice League cartoon after being banished by Odin. Watch as he deals with a world where mortals can match gods.
Crossover - Justice League & Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,567 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Thor O.
Legacy reviews
My try at a 'Wrong BWL story'. Death is rarely the end, especially for Kain. After defeating the Elder God and sacrificing himself to ensure Nosgoth's future Kain is reincarnated into a world where the first born of Lily and James Potter did not survive that fateful Halloween night.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,869 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Kain
Mischief Managed reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Hunter's Moon reviews
Based on Dracohalo117's NarutoxPredator challenge, Danzō gets his hands on predator blood and tech, deciding to continue Orochimaru's experiments he chooses Naruto to be his test subject. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen. ABANDONED!
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete