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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

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I didn't create this but it's FREAKING AWESOME (and very true)

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Rupert Grint is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

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Ever After by Hannanora-Potter reviews
Based on "Ever After". After his parents die in a coach accident, Earl Harry Potter is brought up as a servant in his own house by the Dursleys. One day, when money has reached an all-time low, they decide to sell him for taxes. As his best friend and fellow servant, Hermione, determines to save him from being shipped to the Americas, she sets off a startling turn of events. HG RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,628 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You Are Not Alone by doctor-b1993 reviews
What if Boe's prediction didn't just apply to the Master? What if it applied to the Boy-Who-Lived as well? Join Harry, Lucy the Doctor and friends through their journey at Hogwarts & in the TARDIS. Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Narnia Crossover. DW AU from 2009 Xmas. Fully HP AU. Narnia AU post VoDT. Doctor/Harry Mentor and Harry/Lucy Pevensie soul bond fic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 66,042 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Magical Cousin by RebeccaRoy reviews
Harry was surprised to get a letter from Hogwarts, then his cousin Dudley just had to get one too. Harry is less than pleased to have to go to Hogwarts with his bully of a cousin. Features a cynical, but still light Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,125 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P., Horace S.
The unknown story of Cho Chang's life by xCho Chang reviews
Follow Cho Chang through her years on Hogwarts, in a world where Cedric Diggory did not die.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 157,922 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Cho C., Cedric D.
The Mysterious wats of a Wizard by mellissa-malfoy12 reviews
A kidnapping at Hogwarts? a marines daughter? who else better to cll than NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sirius B., Abby S.
A Dragon Tamer May Work With Dragons by C.Rara reviews
Minerva had been truly delusional in thinking she could possibly keep her sanity intact on her birthday. It's a wonder she hadn't been committed to Mungo's by breakfast. In fact with the Twins, Snape and that bloody Toad she'll be eating dinner in Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Princess McGee ? by chelsea1234 reviews
This is the fourth story in my series about the McGee family. In this story Tim and Abby adopt a six year old girl named Jess. McAbby, Tiva and the rest of the gang There will be discipline spankings in some chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 117 - Words: 363,650 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Unseen Genius by Kay Blue Eyes reviews
A woman appears at the Opera determined to save the theater from the fiery fate she has seen in her dreams. But will her visions leave her at the mercy of the Opera Ghost or will she find an unexpected connection with an injured, masked man she finds deep
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 388,901 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Erik - Complete
Liar, Liar by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Second Year AU. The Chamber of Secrets goes differently, and Harry winds up in an Azkaban cell across from one Sirius Black. A story told in drabbles. No bashing, even if it might seem like it at first. Link to Russian translation on my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,630 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Happiness Contract by udderpd reviews
Before that fateful Halloween Harry's mother called on the Gods to make him happy; Staring - Harry Hermione Daphne Luna Susan Hannah Tracey and the Patil twins. They soon realise that it takes equallity and stability to be Happy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,671 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rocky Horror Harry Potter Fiction Show REPOST by Joelene Malfoy reviews
Original fic by danielradcliffe4eva aka Simple09. Hermione Granger is ill and falls into a coma. What does she dream of though? Give yourself over to the absolute pleasure. Use your imagination from the film and the Harry Potter cast. Enjoy. Just found it
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Portraits of Hogwarts by kookookarli reviews
The is a corridor in Hogwarts that seems to lead nowhere. In it are a number of portraits, ranging from the Marauders, The Four Founders, all the way to Tom Marvolo Riddle
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Those Eyes by writergirl318 reviews
What did Petunia Dursley think the first time she saw Harry? How did she feel when she realized that her little sister was dead? ONE-SHOT Just some thoughts I had about this subject.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
The Hat Paradox by nachalainne reviews
"Bits of toast and jam have no business eating the cooks!" Any large-scale gathering at a magic school carries a slight risk of catastrophe or explosion – even mealtimes. This sordid lunch is no exception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Neville L., Minerva M. - Complete
I'm Not Going by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
After beating Harry badly the Dursleys leave him at a Children's Home. When he attends school, he meets Hermione and they become friends. The Grangers adopt Harry and he lives with them. Aged 11 Harry finds he is a wizard, but is Hermione magical? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 142,789 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
As the Seventh Month Dies by Mr. Phich reviews
31 drabbles for the seventh month, exploring all Harry was and could have been. Complete. Part one of the Prophecy Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Malfoy Lullaby by Estella May reviews
500 word drabble. Draco visits his newborn baby in the nursery after Astoria has fallen asleep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
To Die of Love is to Live In It by Rosalind1776 reviews
The last moments of Remus and Tonks. Title quote from Les Miserables
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pit of Madness by The Fourth Black Sister reviews
Andromeda goes to the Great Hall after the battle of Hogwarts and finds her daughter and son-in-law dead. She doesn't only mourn their death, but also the death of her sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ultimate Fanfiction Cliche by SparksMightFly reviews
Harry Potter is full of annoying, disturbing, and downright stupid cliches in its fanfiction. What would happen if Harry had to live with all of them? Funny, I think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Complete
Mother Hen by MollyWeasleyObsessed reviews
Molly first realizes she's meant to be a mum when she holds her twin brothers for the first time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Molly W., Fabian P. - Complete
Fairytale Ending by Embellished reviews
When Ginny Weasley was six years old, she freed a genie from a bottle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking Professor Umbridge by siriusisbest reviews
The Gryffindor's have gotten tired of their new DADA teacher and bored with their class. So today, thier going to make it a little more interesting. Humor! One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dolores U. - Complete
Dumbledore's Woman Through and Through by wheresthewolf reviews
McGonagall goes through the battle of Hogwarts watching her students drop like dung beetles,what happends when and old dictator of Hogwarts joins the battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Potter Portraits by RebeccaRoy reviews
Adopted from MartinDeShade. Before Harry started Hogwarts he got a special trunk from both his parents. A super power Harry fic. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,165 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Butterflies by blackandblueangel reviews
Ever wonder why Ari fears butterflies? More of a drabble than a one-shot or maybe a poem?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Ari H. - Complete
The Proposal by thlove reviews
Ron has some news for Hermione, and a big question to ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Women of the Order by FlamingToads reviews
Ginny and Hermione are invited to a meeting at Grimmauld Place. Ginny and Hermione are in for quite a surprise as they find out more about the women of the Order. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Phoenix Inc by keeperoliver reviews
Harry and his family build a dynasty, continue to grow and live the life they choose. H/G/Hr, JP/LP, RL/NT, RW/PP, DP/LL, SS/NB, SB/AB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,151 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 931 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Tattoo by sick-atxxheart reviews
The war is over, and many have been lost. Harry convinces everyone left to get tattoos in memory of the dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
The Dementor's Lullaby by Perinstar reviews
Harry Potter gazed at the Dementor and idly thought, ‘ I had to pick the night Mundungus was on duty to be attacked’ Harry gets what he's always wanted, from the least expected place. Mpreg, No SLASH.Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Life and Times of Minerva McGonagall by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
25 Things You Never Knew about Minerva McGonagall. Companion to the Life and Times of James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Lily Evans. R&R! Complete! Implied LilyJames and SiriusMarlene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Sirius, his Spoinkle and a Diabolical Plot by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
Susie the Spoinkle is back! Keep in mind that everything is not as it appears. Pure Dialogue. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
101 Ways to Crossover Annoy Voldemort by Ravenwood240 reviews
101 ways to crossover kill, maim, torment, annoy, harass, torture, destroy, humiliate, or otherwise pester the DorkLard Moldywart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Voldemort
Suicide by hex4292 reviews
Harry Potters suicide note. Complete unless good feedback, then I'll try and write a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Umbridge by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
The students of Hogwarts roast Dolores Umbridge in this parody of "Gaston" from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast!" Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Dolores U., Harry P. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To: Fanfiction Writers From:Harry Potter by Mr. Phich reviews
Harry Potter happens across this site. He is not amused. T for Language. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Teachers can skive too by Morwen Naerdiel reviews
Umbridge has held a meeting for some members of the staff and they are only too enthusistic...to get away that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Giant Chicken Heart That Ate Hogwarts by JJ Rust reviews
Draco Malfoy listens in horror as a monster rampages through Hogsmeade. What will he do when it reaches Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Didn't see that coming by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
Fake orgasms, haircuts, jumping up and down in a bed? Bellatrix didn't expect any of this when the dark lord gave her to Snape as a gift for murdering Dumbledore. Nor did she expect to find love, but that's exactly what happened. One shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Tale of Spoinkles by An-Jelly-Ca reviews
“I want my spoinkle, Remmie.”“…”“My spoinkle puff.”“Are you drunk, Sirius?”R&R...pure dialogue. Spoinkles are explained inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hope by hriddle14 reviews
Hermione has cancer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Concrete Angel: A Plea for the Children by Ceara Ivory reviews
Life at the Dursley's takes it final toll on Harry. Rated M for child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Chapsticks by Laume reviews
Written for the Third Floor Corridor contest. SnapeHermione. Snape discovers the 12 uses of chapsticks. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter goes to Walt Disney World! by d-dreamer reviews
Harry Potter, now that you have destroyed the Dark Lord, what are you going to do next?I'm going to Disney World!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2006
Pictures of the Dead by Switchblade237 reviews
Harry Potter, during the War, gets a tattoo in tribute to each fallen. Told in the POV of an OC, oneshot, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
A Visit to Disney World by hickoryrose reviews
What happens when MWPP decide to go on vacation at Disney World? Find out in this humor fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004
Snape's Funeral by Lily of the Shadow reviews
Hilarious. Flat out hilarious. I wrote this for the Fiction Exam on Scribbling Quill, and it was popular enough i decided to post it here. PG for Snape rising from the dead and setting his hair on fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
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The Rebirth of Data
NEMESIS SPOILERS! As Data underwent his final mission, who knows what happened in his mind. He may have experienced grief, loss, and love. Also contains the resurrection of Data.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Data, G. LaForge, J. Picard
A Love that will never be lost reviews
Albus Dumbledore has feelings for minerva and they have both been showing it. MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Dolores' First Day reviews
What should have happened to Dolores on her first day at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Dolores U. - Complete