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Well hello world! How are you this lovely day? I could say that I was as wonderful as a rainbow colored hippopotamus unicorn! But unfortunately, I don't know what a hippopotamus unicorn feels like, so I would be lying...
As you can obviously tell, I am self-proclaimed insane. I intend on staying a kid FOREVER (Peter-Pan escaped before I could torture the secret out of him though...) because I don't want to turn out like those scary bitchy old ladies people like to through cats at. Part of my insanity comes from the fact that I live in literally the middle of nowhere. I'm serious. Last year I shot both of my cow elk from off my front porch -_-' Yes I am a hunter, I like loud exploding things, and if you have a problem with that please keep it to yourselves. Everyone has their own opinions and I totally respect that. Well except for my great-uncle... but never mind him :)
height: 5' 8" (ish)
hair color: blonde
eye color: blue
birthday: February 9 :D
LIKES: anime(!), reading, horses, partying, tigers, dragons(!), drawing, playing my flute, hunting, Star Wars, vampires, werewolves (there i said it damn it!), watermelon, pie, wolves, movies, dogs, meow mix commercials crazy teachers, spontaneous combustion, lighting, the rain smell, rivers, jet skis, skiing, snowboarding, music(!), Disney, Japan, writing spazzing out, insanity, friends, summer, the mountains, kittens, mice, sushi, smores, throwing smores at people, paintball guns, explosions, iron man, batman, green, purple, black, Europe, rock 'n roll, guys, straight A's, milk (moo), Taylor Lautner, snow(!)
DISLIKES: fluttery things, original flavor potato chips, bitchy old ladies, ghosts, cleaning, sunburns, hairy old guys in speedos, October, being stepped on, gay people who are still in the closet even though it is obvious they are going to come out eventually, when you are trying to fall asleep when you are extremely tired but can't, award moments, Micheal Jackson, Lindsey Lohan, Justin Bieber, dirt, wet clothes, escargot gremlins, being told you are too young, any kind of insect what so ever, slutty bitches, preps, the color pink(!)
I'm extremely unique, and I take pride in that fact. While typing this out a gnat flew up my nose *screams and jumps up and down in disgust ..shivers* I like to call myself a Liberal Redneck. I have another account on Quizilla or Fictionpress which you can find me on as well and the links are on the bottom. Hmmm, is there anything else I forgot to say? No? Ok good.
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