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Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

So, here I am... Trying to have an FF account. Yeah, so... what am I supposed to put in here? I mean they should put instructions in here or something! Like... I don't know... "Put your name, date, number list, and favourite porn site" or something.

You can call me Vampy, that's my name on the net. My sex? Well, you can guess. Or you already know... or I'll let you see it for yourself later. I LOVE ENCHILADAS! I'm on junior high school, it sucks... ahm, soo yeah, im pretty fucked up and am crazy and will destroy you when your ass is on the toilet, blah blah blah.

Okay well, I am a really SasuNaru fan. So... I LOVE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE! ... anime... eating... LEMON! and pleaseee... if you can send me good SasuNaru (even NaruSasu) stories!! Because there is a lot of crap on the net right now so if you now some story that worths it, please send it to me and I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND WON'T KILL YOU IN THE END OF THIS WORLD! Okay, I'm outta here, Bitches. see ya, REVIEW MY FUCKING STORIES BECAUSE THAT MAKES ME HAPPY AND WOULD MAKE ME COME OUT OF MY LITTLE HOLE ! YAY!

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Falling for You by yoigurl reviews
Naruto goes to party and gets drunk, the next morning wakes up beside the boy he hated most, or so he thought, now he has more of a problem then just trying to get his homework in on time. Highschool, Mpreg, Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,067 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Husbands For A Week by iluvEdo reviews
Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, ‘Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn’t say he had to be female to be a customer. SasuNaru, Yaoi, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,016 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Me Not by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Sasuke had no idea that nailing the spot for the writer of G!amor:us Magazine and the Beneath the Stars column would lead into falling for the hottest young actor and model in Japan! sasunaru, kibanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,996 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Shizuka na Sonata by Paradoxical Paradigm reviews
Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,871 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fighting Dreamers by smartcat reviews
When life is full of lemons, Sasuke and Naruto decide to make yaoi...and fight crime on the side...and stumble on organized criminals...and try not to get killed while kicking ass in a truly, manly fashion. Police Fic. AU. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Mating Games by ktface3 reviews
"And so it was decreed that each year, the twelve districts of Panem shall offer up in tribute the men and women aged 18 years who have not pair bonded with a mate, to compete to be deemed worthy enough to procreate." AU, Peeta's POV, note the M rating. This fic now has a beautiful banner, made by Ro Nordmann! Copy and paste and take out the spaces: h t t p :/tinyurl . com/c99udmf
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,616 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Water is Rising Quick by monroeslittle reviews
"Who told you about sex?" his mother demands, furious. She stabs the air in front of her with her fork. "Answer me. I need to know who told my eight-year-old son about sex. Answer me."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Tangency by dmnq8 reviews
The contact, coming after years apart, amid plenty of animosity and questionable circumstances, somehow wasn't a surprise to either of them. Giftfic for Vladexx. Sasunarusasu. Yaoi. UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 551
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,029 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kyuubi the Btch by GeminiScar reviews
Naruto was having a bad day... okay, more like week... fine, he was having a bad three years. And he could blame it all on Kyuubi, and that damn fox for starting the whole mess. SasuNaru WARNING MPreg, no like, no read. Flamers will be reported.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,240 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Old Stages of Acceptance by Nadheen reviews
I wasn't gay. I didn't care what they said. I came from a strict religious family where men weren't allowed to like other men. So what if I had a one night stand with a man? It was an accident. With Epilogue. New and improved version posted under "Stages of Acceptance."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,341 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Learn to be Lonely by xmywastedyouth reviews
SasuNaru AU "Don't you see?" Hinata whispered to the empty space where Naruto once stood. "You're just like him, Naruto. Lonely." A story of betrayal, revenge, love and - above all else - loneliness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,507 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Disenchanted by JD01 reviews
Being pregnant at 16 sucked. It sucked even more when you were a guy. But what sucked the most was the father being a 22 year-old rich bastard who loathed you with every inch of him. Not that you liked the asshole anyways. SasuNaru. MPreg. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,463 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sparta by phoenixdown7 reviews
AU SasuNaru. In an ancient land of gods and goddesses, the two kings of Sparta are struck down in battle. Only a small infant is left to take on the throne. However, there may be a slight detour before he can take on the job. Yaoishounenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,130 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uke Club SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Uchiha Sasuke moves into the prestigious school of Konoha Shounen High, an all-boys school. There, he makes new friends, enemies, and love interests, thanks to the popular ring of friends in the school known as The Uke Club, including a certain blonde!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,585 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Who's Your Daddy? by Gringy Boots reviews
Minato suspects Sasuke of sabotaging Naruto's relationships and for once his drunken ramblings were correct. Oneshot. Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KAMS by Gussie Manlove reviews
New patient at Konoha Adolescent Mental Services, K.A.M.S, Uchiha Sasuke ends up having to share a room with none other than Uzumaki Naruto. Two crazy people end up falling in crazy love. Very cliche, but damn fun! Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,731 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Detention Date by Ivylicious reviews
Sasuke and Naruto land themselves a detention for quarrelling in class, you've heard it before. But their teacher Kakashi brings a whole new level of awkwardness to the detention and it escalates from there. Sasunarusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,645 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Miasen reviews
Naruto and the gang have convinced forced Sasuke to host a party at his place. Drunken debauchery leads to a game of Truth or Dare as it so often does. But this game leads to something neither Naruto nor Sasuke would have expected beforehand. AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Canvas by Kuroi-Urufu reviews
Sasuke is a sadist, rapist and a murderer but he prefers to call himself an artist. Naruto considered himself a lucky person until Sasuke decided he would be his living canvas. One day Naruto gets to know how it feels like to run for his life. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,574 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Aphrodisiac by Camunki reviews
"And then Naruto was straddling me. Naked. This had better not become a regular thing." Naruto is put under an amorous jutsu by a ninja gang, and Sasuke has to "deal with it", while Tsunade tries to find a cure, if it exists. Sasunaru, Yaoi, Lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,301 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It All Started With Elevators by DerekTheSourWolf reviews
“H-hold the elevator!” There was this feeling that surged through my body...this feeling that told me that my weekly routine would be changed forever by the simple act of me holding the elevator. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,785 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Bites by darkalbino reviews
Love. Unrequited. Unattainable. Broken. Forced. Mad...True.... No matter what form it takes, love always has that one catch: it bites. SasuNaru. Please read warnings and A/N inside they are VERY important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,447 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Christmas Lemons! SasuNaru by vanna6yaoiheaven reviews
Its christmas break in the dorms and Naruto is staying in with his cruel room mate- what happens when there's a thunderstorm and a cold Naruto? SasuNaru! OneShot! LEMONS! YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exhibition by Jelp reviews
Sometimes Naruto doesn't always think before he acts. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Surface Flaws by ineXpressible reviews
The invisibility started with one silly wish upon a star. At least Sasuke's doormat personality, Sai's attempts at matchmaking, and a mission gone wrong were all quite normal in the life of Naruto Uzumaki... Wait. What? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,874 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cheat by xrosepetalsx reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the same girlfriend, but it’s imperative Sakura doesn’t find out they know about her cheating ways. What will come of these two’s situation, and there unusual attraction to one another? Sasunaru onesided Sasusaku and Narusaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,809 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,630 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Experimenting SasuNaru by State Kunoichi reviews
Being at the age of 12-13, changes are bound to happen to a boy's body. But what happens when that problem occurs again for the young Uchiha and when his blonde friend Naruto comes over that day? Is it bad timing, or a good opportunity? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bloodlines by Disgruntled Minion reviews
To Sasuke the race track was a place of serious skill, competitive spirit, winner circles, and the steady beat of hoofs on the dirt ground. All that though was about to change thanks to the tracks newest jockey. AU:SasuNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,797 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Crossed Wires by Asuka Kureru reviews
Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,416 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those Weird Feelings No One Ever Gets by No More Masquerade reviews
AU: High School: When you just keep falling in love and falling in love and falling in love to the point of breaking. It's hard to deal with those weird feelings that people just never get. SasuNaru GaaNaru SasuNeji KisaIta SasoDei NejiTen KakaIru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Agreement by Jelp reviews
With Naruto marrying Sakura, Sasuke does everything to prove that only he knows how to make Naruto happy: even if it means making an agreement that could leave a permanent emotional scar on Naruto’s heart. Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,680 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drowning by NoNoWriter reviews
Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,716 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A time to by asashouryuu reviews
-Added three extra chapters- They met... they grew up together but things were always deeper between them than they realized. Watch as Sasu and Naru struggle against themselves and defy social norms. SasuNaru with side pairings. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,660 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's Not Gay It's Masturbation by Thundergryphon reviews
SasuNaru Sasuke catches Naurto doing a little experimenting with one of his clones, and decides to get in on the action.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Defying the Norms of Society by brumalbreeze reviews
Sasuke is part of a royal family and at 13, he was required to get a humanoid pet, pets which look like humans with animal ears and tails. He chose a fox and years have passed. Many bad things have caught them, what will the end be? [AU, Warnings Inside]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,023 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidden Heartache by shiinechan reviews
Naruto, leaving his village behind, goes to Gaara with a plea for help and a secret. Contains mpreg, SasuNaru, and other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,023 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by darkalbino reviews
What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*Under Construction* The boy HAS no parents. And he's a real idiot. I should know he cleans my bathroom floor. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,382 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Something of Love: Ai no Koto by Taes reviews
Love is no choice. It takes you, swallows you whole and never gives anything back. Two young men learn about love as troubles overwhelm their lives. Set in modern Japanese High School. YAOI, SasuNaru. Discontinued. See within for a rough draft of the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,615 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Questions and Answers whether you like it or not by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
Kakashi gives his students a mission with a little twist of his own.. You ask a question, you GET an answer. Whether your victim likes it or not. Sasunaru, shounenai throughout, limey yaoi in last chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Demons by AngelWing1138 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is new at Konoha High school, and his first impressions to the entire school are amazing. Why? Because he's the only one known in the history of the school to stand up to Naruto Uzumaki. [NaruSasu, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,528 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
100 Percent Pure by Seto's Darkness reviews
In which Naruto is a student at an exclusive school and Sasuke is the cashier at the school's café [SasuNaru AU Poor!Sasuke and Rich!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The New Guy by SilverRose88 reviews
COMPLETE!Sasuke is the new guy at school. Naruto hates him from day one. What happens when the two are paired for a project, or even worse, staring opposite roles in Romeo and Juliet? And what happens when Neji joins the picture? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,302 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
1 Plus 1 Equals 3 by Shirohane reviews
Sasuke has a rather unusual reaction to Naruto's pregnancy and Naruto learns that things are not always as they seem. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Experience by XO'MagickMoon'OX reviews
Some things just can't be learned through a text. [SasuNaru] One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,934 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Never been Kissed by Aza-chan reviews
[shonen ai, sasunaru] It's almost Naruto's sixteenth birthday and Kiba tells him a couple of things that he needs to do before then...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,450 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
But Home Is Nowhere by Mercury Bohemian reviews
[Complete] My first Naruto fic. Say hello to highschool as seen through the eyes of Sasuke and Naruto, two guys who are completely different, yet exactly the same. And then there's Itachi. [WARNING: SasuNaru, and a major character DEATH]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,339 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Linked by The Ambitious Blank reviews
COMPLETE! Naruto and Sasuke are chained together, to "improve team morale". Of course, nothing good can come of it.. (Humor, SasuNaru in later chapters.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,323 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/17/2004
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The popular ones reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has always been the king of high school, but will the arrival of a new mysterious student threaten his position as the popular kid?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tempting Games reviews
With his pants riding low on his ankles, head thrown aback in a lustful manner, back arching and slight moans coming from the deepest of his throat, Naruto pleasured himself. That's when Sasuke walked in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bastard's Dirty Little Secrets reviews
You want to know what Sasuke just did? I don't care, I'm still telling you. He shaved my nipples! That is so not a good prank, teme! They are red and they hurt, so you know what I'm going to do now? I'm telling everyone your dirty little secrets, oh Yeah.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curious reviews
After finding something rather interesting in Itachi's room, Sasuke becomes curious and starts seeing his friend Naruto in a different way. So what will happen to our hormonal teens when they find out feelings between them? Is Grease involved? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Honest reviews
Naruto is a honest guy, but he can't help it, he just says whatever is in his mind. Sasuke already knows this, but still feels stunned when Naruto asked him for a certain thing...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Persistent Blond reviews
Naruto is trying his best to make Sasuke admit who he liked, so what happens when the persistent blond formulates a plan? Lets just say that things unfold in a really different way than what the kitsune had thought. SasuNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete