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Joined 05-17-10, id: 2367869, Profile Updated: 06-03-13
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Professor Layton.

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Silence Tears by Aztilen-chan reviews
Elizabeth is Edward's sister transformed by Carlisle too, after 60 years they found each other during the events of NM. She married Aro without love but feelings can change. Aro X OC What a Stupid Summary! XD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,790 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/9/2010 - [Aro, OC]
Bound to a Blackened Soul by Onwind reviews
A massive amount of serial killer newborns are preying closer to Forks. The good news: I'm with my beloved Edward Cullen. The bad news: To stop the newborns we have to unite with the Volturi and I have a feeling the Cullens are hiding something from me...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,102 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change?
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 317,285 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
Gone by CyradisNyx reviews
When Bella can't find solace in Jacob's arms, she searches for the figure in her dreams. With red eyes and pale ice skin, she knows he's a vampire. But can he mend her broken heart? Set in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,482 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Aro, Bella
Music of the Night by CourageToStandAlone reviews
ON HIATUS! Ariianna's boring family vacation to Italy turns into a horrific nightmare when she falls into the Volturi's hands. Her world becomes a blur of terror, but is it possible to fall in love with your captor? To feel desire for someone who should repulse you?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Caius
The Outta This Universe Bonkers Volturi Show by Dopplelicious reviews
Imagine a life full of ups, downs and pure strangeness...this IS the actual existence of the most feared and elite coven of vampires ever to walk the world...the Volturi! Dum dum dummmmmmmmm!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Aro, Caius
Aro's Pet by DressagePunk reviews
The Volturi guard makes good on their threat. Bella is forced into servitude on the guard, as punishment for her still human form. Aro's manipulation only serves the Volturi more, as the guard grows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,727 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Aro - Complete
Jane Volturi's Diary by hopesandpastdesires reviews
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll lose 10lbs. Follow Jane Volturi as she records all the fascinating events in her life. Who said that life in the Volturi was all about blood and being evil?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,523 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Jane, Alec - Complete
Moronic Things the Volturi Have Done by H. K. Rissing reviews
this is a series about the volturi and the dumb things they do because they are people too and everyone thinks they are stoic and mean all the time, but i think otherwise. enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Afton, Alec
Painfully Senseless by The Black Annihilators reviews
First story in a joint account between Heather Lee Magneon and thebonkersvampireofdoom. Exploring the unpleasant childhood of Jane and Alec, from where they discover their strange powers up till when they are burnt at the stake for supposed witchcraft.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jane, Alec
Aro Vs Caius by Rath101 reviews
What do the three Volturi brothers get up to when Stephanie Meyer isn't around to record it...?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Aro, Caius - Complete
a letter from mom derek souza by crazyfailningaofthehiddenleaf reviews
a story about heritage
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Stuck in Volterra by Onwind reviews
Victoria created over a hundred newborn vampires to help her kill me. The good news: The Cullens have a plan to trick her and will hide me somewhere safe. The bad news: The safe place is Volterra and I got Caius for a babysitter. Kill me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,432 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Caius, Bella - Complete
Mistress Misery: My Life Underground by Your Regular Belle reviews
When Avery DiLaurentis finds herself working for the Volturi, she gives up on leading a normal life. What with Aunt Gianna determined to get her killed, and Aro on the prowl, Marcus's tales of the past seem to be the only things keeping her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,373 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Marcus, Aro
A Thousand Stairs by Kyilliki reviews
Eternity is intended for the beautiful, the curious and the strange. Aro and Sulpicia: a series of vignettes. .:complete:.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 26,630 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Aro, Sulpicia - Complete
Sunset by Volturi-Love reviews
The sequel to Time. Again, it is Caius and Athenodora plus the rest of the Volturi. R&R and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,582 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Caius, Athenodora
Aro's World A Bomb In Nation by Yellow911 reviews
Aro is drunk from animal blood. lol. He wants to kill famous people. Insanity. Total OOC. GO MOOPIES!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Aro, Caius
Jealous Much? by Madam Director reviews
Sulpicia helps Athenodora get revenge on an ignorant Caius. Caius didn't care about Athenodora. What made him change? Better than it sounds. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Athenodora, Caius - Complete
Why Aro Is Not Allowed Near The Blender by iFellOffMars reviews
Ten reasons why Aro cannot be near a blender.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Aro
On the couch by LostinStories reviews
What would happen is Aro, Marcus and Caius would go to a therapist after Didyme's death?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Remember Me by Dopplelicious reviews
Everything she had worked for was what she was soon to die for. Manipulator? Seductress? Loyal or trecharous? Devoted or determained? Either way, she longed to be remembered......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Sulpicia, Jane - Complete
A Cure for Boredom is What We Aim For by Team Erik and Fang reviews
Aro finds a list on things to do when bored, and it results in pure awesomeness.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Aro
Aro's Day by Kaliner reviews
Yes, I love Aro and Michael Sheen portrayed him perfectly; anyway, I always thought of him being suuppper weird, so here ya go. No pairings, for once. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Aro - Complete
A Very Volturi by H. K. Rissing reviews
A story about the Volturi on different holidays. Drunken madness, trips, parties, chaos, shenanigans, freak-outs and general insanity follow shortly behind.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Caius, Aro
How To Annoy The Volturi by hopesandpastdesires reviews
Just something random that I wrote when I was bored. Says everything in the title, and I may do the whole Volturi later on.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Aro, Jane
How Breaking Dawn Should Have Gone by SkylineXenith reviews
I really didn't like Twilight all that much, so I wrote this. There are a lot of Smash Bros. references, but oh well. THIS IS THE AMAZING STORY YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. It is the wisdom Stephanie Meyer should have used. Yes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Aro, Bella
The Volturi Adventures by AnEmotionalVampire reviews
Now multiple works! Disneyland, Universal Studios, whats next! Read and find out! Beware for OOC! :D Title changed from "Volturi Goes to Disneyland" due to multiple themes... *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Aro, Alec - Complete
The Day Caius Taught A Kindergarten Class by hopesandpastdesires reviews
Says it all in the title. Basically something that wouldn't happen even in Caius' wildest dreams, which he can't have, but you know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Caius - Complete
Time by Volturi-Love reviews
The story of Caius and Athenodora. All characters belong to Stephanie Meyer...sadly. Also, some parts and names belong to Alycone who gave to me moments of hilarity that i simply COULD NOT pass up in my story, so all those parts are yours. R&R,enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,417 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Caius, Athenodora - Complete
The Adventures Of Layton and Luke Season 1 by DragonsAreFriends1 reviews
Layton and Luke FATHER AND SON! Please R@R! Thank you! GUESS WHAT? READ CHAPTER 19! CHAPTER 19 IS HERE! 19! CHAPTER 19 folks! SEE WHAT YOU ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! AGAIN! CHAPTER 19 IS UP!
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,648 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Complete
15 things Aro does in his free time by PhoenixRain26 reviews
Well,the title says it all. Beware, these revelations will shatter your view on the leader of the Volturi.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Aro - Complete
An Immortal Child? by Alyssa105 reviews
What happens when the Cullens prank call the Volturi saying they have an immortal child? Read to find out. Really funny. I was laughing as I wrote this. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Emmett, Aro - Complete
How To Kill Annoying Vamps, Part I by Princess Schatje Dreamer reviews
Next in the 'How To Kill' series, this time, it's Aro's turn. I think the title is pretty self explanitory, and its short, so give it a try. Thanks to Momonster for inspiration and help :3
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Aro - Complete
Aro: The Ladies Man by yellow.is.my.friend reviews
Bella gets an unexpected invitation from Aro. When she reaches Italy, she is surprised and deeply disturbed by what takes place. Oneshot. R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Aro, Bella - Complete
How to annoy Vladimir and Stefan by Your Regular Belle reviews
A simple guide to seriously annoying the Romanian Coven... rated M for mild adult humor and IM PARANOID - LOL? xxx
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Vladimir, Stefan
Winnie the Pooh is BADASS by heygurlheyyyy reviews
Pooh's bad-ass.
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
Responsibility by StringynKel reviews
Aro gets a pet fish, and Caius remembers why he hates animals.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,482 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 292 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
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Professor Layton and the Warped World reviews
He noticed something stirring in the backseat. He turned to look and see what it was, until he suddenly felt the thing breathing down his neck, "Your world...is about to collide with ours...and be changed...forever." rated T because I'm paranoid :P
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
Deadly Deception reviews
An alternate ending for my story NLTL; What would've happened if Aro decided that he would rather kill than risk losing one of his fellow ancients? starts where chapter 5 of NLTL ends
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Aro
Nothing Left to Lose reviews
Caius and Athenodora decide it's about time they go on a little vacation away from the Volturi castle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Caius, Athenodora
Little Raven, Fly Away reviews
The story of the newest Volturi member, Brenna my OC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Caius
Shooting Stars reviews
-I fail at summaries- The last few monents before Caius must go fight the werewolves :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Caius, Athenodora - Complete
Caius, Aro, and the IPod reviews
What happens on April fools day in the Volturi castle, should stay in the Volturi castle ; sorry, I fail at summaries badly
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Caius, Aro - Complete