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Joined 10-28-00, id: 23684, Profile Updated: 01-08-15
Author has written 6 stories for Star Wars, Labyrinth, Good Omens, Dragon Age, and Inuyasha.

I'm a 32-year-old massage therapist, fangirl, and pumpkin carving enthusiast. You can also visit me at if you feel so inclined.

A huge thanks to everyone who has read, reviewed, or found a favorite in anything I've written. I appreciate you all more than I can say =).

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14582 - Favs: 20,237 - Follows: 19,871 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4418 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11699 - Favs: 9,728 - Follows: 6,631 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Running Up That Hill by TheHatterTheory reviews
Even after being put back together, fractures linger, spiderweb lines that remain, testament to the struggle. CanonDIV, Sess/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 324,938 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Through An AI, Darkly by strangegibbon reviews
Shepard and her crew are forced to face their darkest memories following an encounter with an alien probe. Disturbing scenes and adult content set post ME2 F!Shepard/Thane, F!Shepard/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Cake by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
ME2. It's Shepard's birthday. Grunt finds out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2012 - U. Grunt, Jack - Complete
The Journal of Marian Hawke by lotusflwr reviews
Varric persuaded Hawke to keep a journal, not suspecting how pivotal it, or she, would become. Her writings tell part of the tale, but what happened in between? And between her and Fenris? Get the full tale and fill in every funny, dramatic, romantic gap.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 443,339 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
A Place to Call Home by Cadsuane reviews
Several years after the Blight, a drunken Alistair finds a chance at a new life.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,922 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Alistair - Complete
Communication Breakdown by littleblackdog reviews
An accident in the Black Emporium has some unexpected effects, transforming Fenris into a little boy. Time will fix the problem, or so claims Xenon, one way or another. Fenris/F!Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Hospitality by Azzandra reviews
F!Hawke/Fenris pre-romance. Hawke crashes at Fenris' place for a few weeks.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The Enthrallment Variable by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Mayhem Abounding by BreathOfNocte reviews
A generally chaotic romance between our favorite heroine, Sarah, and our favorite villain, Jareth, with plenty of goblins and silliness and fluff. Who could resist? JS - Not a crackfic, I swear... REVAPMED, and UPDATED
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,296 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Candid by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Megatron and Starscream. Alone together. In a cell. For several weeks. Deprived of the chance to kill each other, they may learn a few things that they really needed to know. G1 AU. EDIT: Tenses fixed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Undeniable by forthright reviews
Why does the implacable taiyoukai permit a small, human child to shadow his steps? What begins as obligation becomes something... undeniable. A story told in bits and pieces. NEWEST: 'Grasping' His over abundance makes up for her lack.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Endlessly by NotLaura reviews
Five years since The Blight was driven back, and you have not returned to Denerim. Until now. Complete
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,576 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Accountable by AmberPalette reviews
Sesshomaru's stoic mask threatens to crumble as he is increasingly haunted by reminders of his cherished ward Rin's mortality. Answering a challenge once issued by his father, he seeks a way to give Rin immortality-or at least express his love.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,692 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Pieces of the Dead by David Hines reviews
Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Etchings by Tally Mark reviews
Kagome just wanted a little alone time. Was that too much to ask? SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4893 - Favs: 6,171 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 131,852 - Reviews: 2477 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Miroku, Hojo - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6101 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Promise of Frost by Eurydice11 reviews
When a snowstorm strands Buffy and Spike, they are forced to turn to each other for strength, especially when a missing Giles, mysterious visitors, and way too much magic threatens to turn it into a not so very merry Christmas. Set mid-S4, BS. - Complete
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 221,686 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Buffy the Youkai Slayer by Sharibet reviews
Buffy & Inuyasha Xover: Buffy's vacationing in Tokyo when the Watcher's Council asks her to deal with a demon infestation at the Higurashi Shrine. IY Fanguild Best Xover for Winter 2003. IYKag
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,186 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
A Family of Rin’s Own by Airian Reesu reviews
What she misses most from her past is a family. Now Rin gets the chance to have a real, human family. Will she take it? Rin and Sess.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,068 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Rebound by Kristine Batey reviews
Many years after the end of the quest for the Shikon no Tama, Kagome returns through the well.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
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Summertime reviews
Summer heat, a game with the village kids, and a muddy cow pond make for an interesting afternoon. Not really a crackfic, but a little on the silly side.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Unbound reviews
When Danarius returns for Fenris, it's up to Hawke and Co. to save him. Featuring Isabela's ship, some blood mages, and adventure on the high seas.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
A Spark of Goodness reviews
"I know the story goes that a fallen angel is beyond My Grace, and up until this point that has been quite true, but up until this point, no fallen angel has ever shown any desire to be saved."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Waiting reviews
Just a short one-shot
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Misunderstandings reviews
A silly one-shot
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
As Luck Would Have It reviews
A one-shot story that takes place in Echo Base just prior to The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2000 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete