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Hey,Hi,Hello!! My name is Rose (not really it's just my nickname) I am so freaking obssessed with the Vampire Academy series. I am tottaly in love with Dimitri Belikov and i really don't hate him after SB...I do however hate Adrian Ivashkov -.-

Everyone says i'm strange,well i am a little. I like the clod,but hate the sun and I am obssessed with Vampires.

Ohh and some news for you!

Vampire Academy is going to be a graphic novel expect it in 2011 and the movie should be out in 2012

Gotta love Richelle and Facebook

1) T,V Shows: Vampire Diaries (neit ) ( Supernatural) ,and Moonlight.

2) Books: Vampire Academy (Team Dimitri because he is a badass Russian God!) Twilight (Team Edward all the way!) Vampire Diaries House Of Night (Team Stark who wouldn't be?1) Blue Bloods (Team Jack) Mortal Instruments (Team Jace because he's just Jace and lovable!!) Maximum Ride (Team Fang because he is awsome!!)

3) Movies: Too many to count.

4) Favorite color: Purple and Black

5)Dream Boys: Dimitri Belikov ( Why? Because he is so damn gorgeous!!) And maybe Edward Cullen.

6) Favorite Country: Russia of course! ( What do you expect form a Dimitri fan gril?)

The couples I would write most about is:

Shane/Claire

Jace/Clary

Rose/Dimitri

I AM TEAM GALE! WOOT!

You have been diaginoised with Obssessive Cullen Dis order,put this on your profile if you have it too!

You say pink'

I say black!

You say the Harry Potter series,

I say the Twilight series!

You say the Jonas brothers are hot,

I say the Cullen brothers are hotter!

You say Miley Cyrus,

I say Taylor Swift!

You say Harry and Ginny,

I say Edward and Bella!

You say Werwolves,

I say Vampires!

You say Team Jacob,

I say Team Edward 4 ever!

You say you hate Twilight,

I say I hate you!

Find the guy who calls you Beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back after you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to wacht you sleep,

wait for the guy that kisses you forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in your sweatpants,

who holds you hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you how much he cares and how lucky is to have you,

The one who turns to his freinds and says THAT'S HER!

A guy gets a gril 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you untill the last roses dies."

I am the gril that people look through when I say something. I am the gril who spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doingt other activties that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the gril that people call weird or freak either behind her back ot to her face. I am the gril who doesn't spend all her time in MySpace, or talking to a grilfreind on her cell phone or regular phone. I am the gril who hasn't been asked out in a year. I am that has stoped to smell the flowers or splashed in the rain.

But, I am also the gril who knows and is proud to be who she is,doesn't care if people call her wierd (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems the time to do anymore,who loves and is obssessed with Twilight,who can express herself better with wrods,than with emials and knows the importance of the little things.

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever i'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmet

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When i'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And i promise tp remember the Voulturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So all may see my obssession

Because I know all what Twilighters know

If you have ever been so obssessed with Twilight,that whenever you hear thunder,you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/past this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen,a completely fictional charecter...copy/past this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

-if you cant wait for the fifth vampire academy book to come out, put this on your profile

if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of shadow kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile

if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this

If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire, put this in your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

Fav couples from books: Dimitri/Rose (DUH!), Sookie/Eric (used to like Bill), Ever/Damon, Schuyler/Jack, Bianca/Lucas, Aislinn/Keenan, Suze/Jesse, Jace/Clary, Stark/Zoey (I seriously used to like Erik, but he turned out to be a major asshole), Katniss/Peeta, Max/Fang

Fun things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say

Fave quotes:

A really ripped, really tall, and really pissed off Russian guy. Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous

My life's motto: Live everyday as if the Volturi were coming... lol (unless Alec's coming with. THEN, wait until they do come, then hug him.)

Ten things to see before you die

TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect...

TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles...

TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time...

TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha...

TEAM ALEC: cause everyone loves a bad boy (love you Alec!)

CULLENISM: my new religion.

DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen...

I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

MIKE NEWTON: The idiot that needs advise.

PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!)

My life's motto: Live everyday as if the Volturi were coming... lol (unless Alec's coming with. THEN, wait until they do come, then hug him.)

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile

-if vampires are real, post it

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profileNinety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.

If vampires are real, post it.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your

87 of people think the world is going to end in 2012. C&P this if you'll be watching your fave movie or reading your fave book while they hide.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to the end of it if you embrace the weirdness too!

If you do a small, festive dance inside your head every time you read or hear the name Dimitri, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile

.If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

dear God, may Robert Pattinson never find his shirt again, Amen

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

27 Random things I learned from reading Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet, while resisting the wine.
2. The future is never set in stone.
3. Real vamps sparkle!
4. Men are crabby when they are hungry.
5. True love has no boundries.
6. Irritable grizzly is the best!
7. Some people just randomly attract danger.
8. Even enemies can work together to save something that they love if they put their minds to it.
9. Porsche Turbo 911's make very good bribes for when you want to hold someone hostage.
10. Soulmates do exist, even if it takes you a century to find them.
11. Snow means it's to cold for rain.
12. 'Vegetarian' has many meanings.
13. Even monsters have some humanity deep down inside.
14. Family is more than just blood lines.
15. There are exceptions to every rule.
16. Verify bad news BEFORE you go do something stupid.
17. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for others.
18. Hearing voice in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
19. Not breathing gets uncomfortable after a while.
20. Stupid Lambs and Masochistic Lions make very good couples.
21. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
22. Extreme sports should never be attempted alone.
23. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
24. Space heaters can be highly annoying.
25. Love can make even the most miserable places, paradise.

26. Don't go out into the forest alone.
27. Never go to Volterra on vacation

28. If you ignored #28, AVOID HEIDI AT ALL COSTS!

29. Even the vampire world has a mafia. A very, very, very scary mafia

1) You have read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse at least 3 times.

2) You own all above mentioned books. (Uh... I am yet 2 buy Twilight, but my BFF read it 2 me via the phone, so... yeah.)

3) You know that they're totally going to screw up Twilight the Movie, and
you want to see it anyway.
(Loved it!)

4) You have read everything on every page of Stephanie Meyers web site. (Not really.)

5) You have reread a lot of these pages. (Nope.)

6) You read fanfiction about Twilight. (No shit, Sherlock.)

7) You write fanfiction about Twilight. (As I said before, no shit, Sherlock!)

8) At one point or another, you have had a screenname/username that says
something about Twilight or its characters.
(Yes. But then the account was deleted, so...)

9) You constantly count the days until Breaking Dawn comes out. (The movie, yes. I have the book.)

10) For a long while after you read Twilight/New Moon, you acted as a
missionary for the books, asking everyone you talked to if the had read
them. (OK, who's stalking me?!)

11) If said people have not read Twilight, you insist that they read it,
because it is, and I quote, "the best book ever". (Hale to the yes.)

12) If anyone says something that goes against the statement that Twilight
is the best book on the planet, you immediately start to argue with them. (I almost killed someone for it. Does that count?)

13) You stand firm by your belief that anyone who says that Twilight is just a crappy, unrealistic love story(and yes, believe it or not, I do know someone who has said this!) should be taken to the edge of a cliff and pushed off. (OK, this is just creepy...HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?)

14) For months after you read it, Twilight was your favorite subject to talk
about.(It still is, my friend. It still is.)

15) When you found out you would have to wait until August of 2007 for
Eclipse to come out, you almost cried. (No, I got into the books WAY after. But I almost cried when I found out I have to wait for the Breaking Dawn moviefor a year.)

16) You argue with your friends over which member of the Cullen family you
like best.
(cough edward cough)

17) You began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something
about Twilight, when you had already finished the books.
( Yeppers.)

18) No matter how many times you read Twilight

19) As you read this list, you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing
you read. (Are you outside my window?!)

20) Even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a
vampire. (Who says I'm not?)

21) Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever. ( Who says their mythical?)

22) Your personal motto is, vampires are friends, not scary. ( Uh-huh.)

23) You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people
who don't understand it just haven't read the book. (I think I am crazy, but yeah.)

24) When you hear that someone read Twilight and didn't like it or thought
it was stupid, you just shake your head and sigh. (So true.)

25). You are constantly thinking of something Twilight related, and sometimes you even talk about what you were thinking of to yourself. (This is getting weird...)

26). You literally haunt Stephenie Meyer's website waiting for new information (No, but I haunt one of the sites that always has Twilight information.)

27). You're driving your parents mad with your crazy countdowns (LOL. Yeah.)

28). You're keeping track of all the "Eclipse Quotes of the Day" and trying to figure out what they all mean (What?)

29). Your home page is Stephenie Meyer's website (No.)

30). Your desktop has something to do with the Twilight Series (I'm trying to find a DECENT ONE THAT WON'T PROVOKE ANY QUESTIONS FROM MY RENTS.)

31). Your screen saver reads "Breaking Dawn: August 2, 2008 (Nope.)

32). You have both the original New Moon book and the New Moon Special Edition (Nope.)

33). You put your Eclipse poster in plain view so that everyone can see it. (I wish.)

34). You can't believe that most people haven't read the books (Yep.)

35). You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them (Yep.)

36). You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines (Yep.)

37). You've actually read the play "Romeo & Juliet" just so you could find out how Jacob would die (How did you know?)

38). You know you're addicted, but you don't care(Yep.)

39). You can't help saying, "I can't wait for August 2nd!" while everyone who isn't "in the know" stares at you like you're phsyco (Yes, but in different context.)

40). You're more excited about the release of Breaking Dawn than anything to do with Harry Potter (HELL YEAH!)

41). When you found out that Breaking Dawn wasn't coming out until 2008, you have a mental breakdown (Once again, with the movie.)

42). When you found out about Midnight Sun you had yet another mental breakdown (Yes.)

Copy and Paste this on your profile if, you too are obsessed!!

A2ACB means you are addicted to all Cullen Boys (Copy and Paste if you too are addicted.)

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid copy and paste this onto your profile.

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."

"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkling

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next

The Perfect BF:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Things guys should know when dealing with girls.

1. Don't tell us we're sexy, tell us we're beautiful

2. When we look at your lips, kiss us already

3. When we say something about Ben Barnes, Robert Pattionson or Dimitri just smile and nod.

4. If your girlfriend blames being moody on PMS, she's upset with you and hopes you'll figure it out on your own.

5. As much as you might use it around your friends... never say boobies around girls.

6. That said, never say "Oh boobies!" in front of us.

7. We don't give a damn about how hot a girl in your math class is, if you talk about her in front of us... she might have a broken nose in math tomorrow.

8. Never say "Jockstrap" in front of us.

9. When we ignore you, but we're smiling, we think you're the best person on earth.

10. When we blush for no reason... its cause your in the room.

11. Don't try to understand PMS... unless you exprience it... you won't understand it. Trust me

12. Kiss us in the rain

13. Kiss our nose

14. When we say we're okay, we're not.

15. When we seem flushed and annoyed about something. Ask what it is.

16. When you are out and she says she wants something little like a necklace from Claire's ... buy it for her later and give it to her the next time you see her.

17. When we say that we miss you, nobody on earth misses you more

18. Say sorry even if you didn't do anything

19. Don't say we deserve better... we choose you.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have slanty eyes.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugsI WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTTI'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issue

I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile

If your up half the night, post this on your profile.

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Rose or Adrian?

Rose

Rose or Lissa?

Rose

Lissa or Adrian?

Lissa

Rose or Mia?

Rose

Christian or Lissa?

Both!

Christian or Dimitri?

Dimitri!!well both!!

Kirova or Alberta?

Alberta

Adrian or Christian?

Christian

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

Janine

Lissa or Mia?

Lissa

Eddie or Mason

Eddie

Anna or Vladimir?

Anna

Adrian or Mason?

Adrian

Eddie or Christian?

Christian

Eddie or Adrian?

Eddie

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?

Victor i can't believe he did that to Lissa.

Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampir

1. Rose

2.Dimitri

3. Christian

4. Adrian

5.Lissa

6. Zoey

7. Stevie-Rae

8. Robert Pattinson

9. Janine

10. Erik

11.Darien

12. Edward

13. Emmett

14. Alice

What if 14 and 4 got together?

Adrian would use one of his cheesey pick up lines and so yea but then jasper would kill adrian soo...

What if 14 hooked up with 8?

haha that would be funny

What if 12 and 10 got together?

uhmm edward would go psycho lol

What if 14 and 2 hooked up?

Hell no rose would beat alice up anyways

What if 10 and 6 got together?

uhmm darien is gayy i mean hell no!!

What if 1 and 9 hooked up?

eww and + rose hates her mom

What if 3 was in the same book as 5?

uhmm they are dude

What if 11 and 8 hooked up?

hahahahah darien and rob lol who knows!!

What if 9 and 11 hooked up?

nooo ppl darien is gayy for the last time (no offense gay ppl i love u guys!!)

What if 14 and 3 hooked up?

dude hell no

What if 1 and 2 hooked up?

uhmm well they allready r ppl

What if 3 got 4 pregnant?

Favourite Quotes

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it."

A friend has to ask for your number. A best friend has kidnapped your phone and is trying to call you for the ransom."

"I'm an angel, honest! These horns are to keep the halo straight."

"You should not be afraid of life. No one comes out alive, anyway."

"Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers."

"A friend will hide you from the cops. A best friend is why they're after you."

"Of course I know all the answers! The teachers just never ask the right questions."

"There is no such thing as normal. If you think you are normal, you are delusional. Which means you are insane, which is the same as crazy and just as good as weird. Yay weird people!"

"Education is important. School, however, is another matter."

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search for what some may call 'a floor'--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive."

"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."

This is bunny.
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(='.'=) Put him on your profile
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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Speak out agianst child abuse!

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WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH TWILIGHT

1. You can barely read about Edward without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like bella does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would bella do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i;m not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see the cullen cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the breaking dawn party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in breaking dawn, but loved it anyway b.c at least everyone;s happy

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies

12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE STEPHENIE MEYER IS PUTTING MIDNIGHT SUN ON HOLD!!

13. You always relate songs to twilight

14. You relate real life situations to twilight

15. You have your own cast for twilight, b.c the real one is disappointing

16. Everytime you watch the trailers, you scream and no one can stop you

You say - Pink
I say - Black
You say - Miley Cyrus
I ... say - Haley Williams
You say - Jonas Brothers
I say - My Chemical Romance
You say - That i'm weird
I say: Heck yeah im weird you gotta problem?!
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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say Im Wierd
I Say Im DIfferent

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Fall Out Boy
You say prep
I say me myself and i
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say Edward Cullen
You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.

im just me . and thats all I can be
no more . no less . no 2nd guess
i laugh . i love . i live . i cry
and some times i wish i would die
some day im funny
others im not
some times im in overdrive .
and i cant stop
you may not like me . but thats ok
this is me . and this is how ill stay. broken hearted

You say Romeo and Juliet,

I say Dimika and Rose

You say Werewolves,

I say Vampires

You say you're creepy,

I say I know! :)

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!!

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If you ever read past two in the morning copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you love copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend copy and paste this to your profile. If you look on people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If everytime you hear thunder you think or say "well someone got a home run", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Edward Cullen is hot, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy this onto your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile. (I always want to punch him :D)

If you cry every time you read New Moon, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, Jasper, or Emmett from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and you wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this into your profile. (actually I wanted to kick him until he died, especially after Eclipse)

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Favorite Twilight Quotes:

"About three things I was absolutely positive about. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how dominant that part might be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him." Bella in Twilight

"Do I dazzle you?" Edward in Twilight

"I love you. It's a poor excuse for what I'm doing but it's still true." Edward in Twilight

"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?" Alice in New Moon

"Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason. And then you shot across the sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore, and there was no more reason for anything." Edward in New Moon

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." "What a stupid lamb." "What a sick, masochistic lion." Edward and Bella in Twilight

"I cannot live without my life! I cannot live without my soul!" Edward reading from Wuthering Heights in Eclipse

Favorite Quotes:

You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my butt and I can't.

When did I realise I was god? Well I was praying and suddenly I realized I was talking to myself

~0~

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose; me or your life
Boy: My life
She runs away in shock and pain and he runs after her and says...
You never cross my mind because you're always on my mind.
I don't like you because I love you.
I don't want you because I need you.
I wouldn't cry if you left because I would die if you left.
I wouldn't live for you because I would die for you.
I'm not willing to do you anything for you because I would do everything for you.
I chose my life because you are my life.

~0~

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Quotes:

"There comes a time when every life goes off course. In this desperate moment, you must choose your direction. Will you fight to stay on path? Will others tell you who you are? Or will you label yourself? Will you be haunted by your choice? Or will you embrace your new path? Each morning you choose to move forward or simply give up."

"At this moment, there are 6 billion, 4 hundred, 71 million, 8 hundred, 18 thousand, 6 hundred, 71 people in the world. Some are running scared.. some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day.. others are just now facing the truth.Some are evil men at war with good, and some are good.. struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world, 6 billion souls -- and sometimes.. all you need is 1.

"You ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? It makes you wonder how many strangers have pictures of you, how many moments of other peoples lives have we been in, we're we a part of someone's life when their dreams came true, or were we there when their dreams died. Did we keep trying to get in, as if we were somehow destined to be there, or did the shot take us by surprise. Just think, you could be a big part of someone else's life, and not even know it."

Did you know...

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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the
same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy
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If you would rather search hundreds of profiles at hours end looking for a certain category for a fanfic,
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I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."


Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?


so youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dontask every guy out.
i'm > > special because i act silly in public.
i'm a slut because i actually dance at...dances.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippie because i'm not cool with violence.
i'ma whore because my boyfriend kissed mee.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a bitch because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
i'm anorexic because i forgot my lunch one day.
the next day, i'm fat because i eat all of it.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me


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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have
their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

if you think lemons shall rule the world copy and paste this into your profile

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.


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Quotes i love:

the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

there is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train.

You laught at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid.

If something seems too good to be true, then it usaully is.

Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA...wait...what?

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run away! Death hates that.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "Mental illness"

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.

Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.

Be nice to people. They outnumber you 5.5 billion to one.

any Tallahasse quotes

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

B O O K S

The Twilight Saga - Stephenie Meyer (of course, who still haven't read it yet?)

Vampire Academy series - Richelle Mead

Morganville Vampire - Rachel Caine

House of Night series - P.C. Cast and Kristin Cast

Evernight series - Claudia Gray

Blue Bloods series - Melissa dela Cruz

Vampire Kisses - Ellen Schreiber

Evermore (series) - Alyson Noel

The Vampire Diaries series - LJ Smith

Thirst - Christopher Pike

Wings - Aprilynne Pike

Mortal Instruments series - Cassandra Clare

Southern Vampire Mysteries - Charlaine Harris

Dark Visions - L.J. Smith

some Nicholas Sparks books

some Nora Roberts books

Blood and Choclate-

Hush,Hush-Becca Fitzpatrick

Fallen-Lauren Kate

~Damon Salvatore - The Vampire Diaries (TV)

Damon: It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.

Stefan: Yes, being a one hundred and fifty year-old teenager has been the height of my happiness.

~The Vampire Diaries (TV)

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!

Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.

Damon: Ah, I miss Anne Rice, she was so on it.

~The Vampire Diaries (TV)

Damon: "Good morning to you, little Miss 'I'm on a mission'."

Elena: "How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything you've done?"

Damon: "And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glib?"

~The Vampire Diaries (TV)

Caroline: Am I shallow?

Matt: No.

Caroline: I'm shallow. Shallow as a kiddy pool.

~The Vampire Diaries (TV)

And then, suddenly, he was there, charging down the hallway like Death in a cowboy duster.

~Vampire Academy

"Did you see that
dress?”

"I saw the dress.”

"Did you like it?”

He didn't answer. I took that as a yes.

"Am I going to endanger my reputation if I wear it to the dance?”

When he spoke, I could barely hear him. "You'll endanger the school.”

~Vampire Academy

His voice was light and relaxed—rare for him. He was usually wound up tightly, ready for any attack. Probably he figured he was safe inside a Honda—or at least as safe as he
could be around me. I wasn't the only one who had trouble ignoring the romantic tension between us.

~Frostbite

"Don't tell me what I'm feeling," he growled.

~Dimitri Belikov - Frostbite

Time stopped as he reached out and cupped my face between his hands. He brought his mouth down and brushed it against my lips. It was barely a kiss at first but soon increased, becoming heady and deep.

When he finally pulled away, it was to kiss my forehead. He left his lips there for several seconds as his
arms held me close. I wished the kiss could have gone on forever. Breaking the embrace, he ran a few fingers through my hair and down my cheek.

~Frostbite

"Are you sleepwalking?" a voice asked behind me.

"I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks."

"I am security. This is my watch."

~Shadow Kiss

"I love you, Roza." He kissed me again. "I'll always be here for you. I'm not going to let anything happen to you."

~Dimitri Belikov - Shadow Kiss

"I did it because I love you," I said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. And really, it was.

He laughed. "You can sum up in one sentence what it takes me a whole speech to get out."

"Because it's that simple. I love you, and I don't want to keep pretending like I don't."

"I don't either."

~Shadow Kiss

"Zoey, I believe you‘ll keep saying no to him, but if you ever give in, you can count on me to be there. I‘ll stand between you and Kalona, even if it‘s the last thing I do."

~Stark - Tempted, HoN

"Zoey." Stark touched my cheek. "―I‘m not drinking from you, because I can’t. Not because I don‘t want to. ―I should have told you that the only thing I want more than a taste of your blood is to know that you‘re safe and strong." He kissed me. "―Plus, I don‘t need to drink from you, because I know that I‘m going to be okay." He brushed his lips against mine. " ―Want to know how I know that?"

"Uh-huh," I murmured.

"I know because your safety is my strength, Zoey."

~Stark - Tempted, HoN

"We were just talking about stamping. Do you stamp, Tabitha?"

"Um, like use stamps?" I asked with a frown. "I mean, I mail things…"

~Clary - City of Bones

"A Ravener has already attacked Clary's mother-she could well have been next."

Attacked. Clary wondered if this was a euphemism for "murdered."

~City of Bones

"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on eBay," Clary muttered.

"Selling them on what?"

"A mythical place of great magical power."

"Most myths are true, at least in part."

"I'm starting to get that."

~City of Bones

"It's not over, Roza. Do you really think there's anywhere you can go in this world where I can't find you?"

~Dimitri Belikov - Spirit Bound

"I know. You did what you did out of love. I can't be mad at you over that. It was stupid, but that's how love is. Do you have any idea what I'd do for you? To keep you safe?"

"Adrian . . ." I couldn't meet his eyes. I suddenly felt unworthy. He was so easy to underestimate. The only thing I could do was lean my head against his chest and let him wrap his arms around me.

"I'm sorry."

"Be sorry you lied," he said, pressing a kiss to my forehead. "Don't be sorry you loved him. That's part of you, part you have to let go, yeah, but still something that's made you who you are."

Part you have to let go . . .

~Spirit Bound

"People can exist around each other without . . . without there being any more than that," he said firmly. It was such a Dimitri thing to say. Logic fighting emotion.

And that's when I lost it. Like I said, he was always better at keeping control. Me? Not so much.

~Spirit Bound

No one would have guessed this: that living as a Strigoi had hardened his heart, killing any chance of him loving anyone. Killing any chance of him loving me.

And I was pretty sure that if that was the case, then part of me would die too.

~Spirit Bound

"Two years is a lot." I thought for a moment about when I'd been sixteen. What had happened in those two years? I'd run off with Lissa, watched friends die, traveled around the world, fallen in love. . . . "You can live a lifetime in two years. And if you want us to keep being on the front lines--which most of us willingly do when we graduate--then you owe us those two years."

~The BEST Quote in Spirit Bound (for me, anyway)

"I," I said coldly, "had an excellent instructor. One that you currently have locked up. If you want to talk about skills going to waste, then go look in your own jail."

~Second BEST Quote

"Don't you think that if God can supposedly forgive you, it's kind of egotistical for you not to forgive yourself?"

"How long have you been waiting to use that line on me?" he asked.

"Actually, it just came to me. Pretty good, huh? I bet you thought I wasn't paying attention."

"You weren't. You never do. You were watching me."

~Spirit Bound

"That priest just said God would. He said God forgives everything. Are you calling the priest a liar? That's pretty sacrilegious."

Dimitri groaned. I never thought I'd take joy in tormenting him, but the frustrated look on his face wasn't because of his personal grief. It was because of me being impertinent. I'd seen this expression a hundred times on him, and the familiarity of it warmed me, as crazy as that sounds.

"Rose, you're the one being sacrilegious. You're twisting these people's faith for your own purposes. You've never believed in any of this. You still don't."

"I believe that the dead can come back to life," I said seriously. "The proof is sitting right next to me. If that's true, then I think you forgiving yourself isn't that much more of a leap."

~Spirit Bound

"I've given up on you," he said back, voice also soft. "Love fades. Mine has."

~Spirit Bound

"Don't touch her," he growled.

~Spirit Bound

"The murder of Her Royal Majesty, Queen Tatiana."

~Spirit Bound

All in all, I think that Queen Tatiana wasn't as evil and calculating as Rose had known. You'd know it at the end of the book.

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile


I'm the girl who thinks that the best vampire book series is Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead followed by The Vampire Diaries by L.J Smith.

I also personally think that Stephenie Meyer has nothing against the two authors above no offense :D

The couples I would write most about is:

Shane/Claire

Jace/Clary

Rose/Dimitri

I AM TEAM GALE! WOOT!

Quotes:

Yesterday was history,
Tomorrow is a mystery,
But today is gift
That's why it's called the present.

When life gives you lemons, bust out the TEQUILA AND SALT!!

I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every moment of it.

I may look safe, but once I get you alone...I'll eat you.

I have an ouchy

Fine take your Banana ~ Jonas Brothers

I have A.D.H.D and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!

Touch me and I'll bite you

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying: "Man we fucked up...Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: ask why you cry.
BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry. No questions asked.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Ask before they take your food.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you go hungry.

FRIENDS: Help you when you trip.
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh at you then trip you again.

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive.

" the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(3) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour!


Fun Facts about the art of KISSING!!

You burn up to 26 calories per-minute when kissing

Kissing is a health benefit, by creating saliva it helps fight tooth decay

Philematology is the science word for kissing

A butterfly kiss is when he/she flutters their eyelashes across their partners face/neck/chest

Kissing generates an electric current (false)

34 muscles are at work when kissing, there is one called the 'kissing muscle' (orfiscularis osis muscle) which is used to pucker up the lips.

According to studies, people don't stay with their partners if they're bad kissers

According to anthropologists (person who studies human evolution etc), they believe that the sense of smell is the precursor (indication or approach) of kissing

An eskimo kiss is when two people rub the tips of their noses together

Russia is where they first initiated sealing wedding vows with a kiss

To Romans, osculum (friendly kiss), basium (meaningful kiss on lips) and suavium (deep, romantic kiss) are three types of kissing

And I thought french kissing was all you had to learn lol but this was a random quiz I took and I got five outta ten lmao then all these facts showed up!! Now we know the real art of kissing!!


Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

if you love sarcasm, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, Copy and paste this on your profile

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!

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It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

"I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

"Elmo knows where you live". If you shivered after you read this, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm -anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, REVOLUTION!
Raven:
Where'd you learn your history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy:
What's your point? -Beast Boy and Raven, Teen Titans (come on, you know you loved them too!)haha

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

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Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.( this is me)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

My list of fictional boyfriends (I wish):

Jace- I would literally kill someone to be with him. He is my perfect guy... totally hot, a major badass, sarcastic, super awesomely amazing, oh did I mention hot and don't forget the badassness!! Plus he has a protective and sweet side. And I love his sense of humor! He is bitter and rude but under it all, he is sweet and afraid. Seroiusly, he is my dream man and my favorite character out of any book I have ever read!! :)

Fang- tall, dark, mysterious, hot, and the whole wing thing is pretty cool.

Iggy- Sure he is blind but he is funny and the whole super awesome hearing and feeling color thing is pretty impressive. Plus, he can cook... that's always pretty impressive in a guy.

Patch: Yummmm :) he is all dark and mysterious and dangerous, and a major bad boy! I love it :) Plus, he's a fallen angel! I mean come on, how cool is that?

Randomness:

I love converse with all my heart!! They are amazing!!

Homophobics bother me... I mean c'mon people there is no problem... I really don't see why it matters (and no I'm not gay).

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done:)

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! (the best are bold)
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

(at work)
1. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
5. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
6. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
7. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
8. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
9. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
10. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
11. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
15. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.
16. Practice making fax and modem noises.
17. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
18. type only in lowercase.
19. dont use any puntuation or capitalization either.
20. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
21. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
22. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
23. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
24. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.

(random places)
1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
2. Specify that your drive thru order is to-go.
3. Stomp on little ketchup packets.
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers on in all weather "to keep them tuned up."
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
6. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
7. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
8. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
11. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
12. Honk and wave to strangers.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
14. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
15. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
16. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
17. Sing along at the opera.
18. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

XxDEDICATED TO MY FATHER WHO TAUGHT ME TO BE WHO I AM TODAY...SO BLAME HIM (GRIN)xX

1. My father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My father taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My father taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My father taught me MORE LOGIC: "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My father taught me IRONY: "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My father taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My father taught me about WEATHER: "Your room looks like a tornado went through it."

9. My father taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My father taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your sister!"

12. My father taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

13. My father taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until we get home."

14. My father taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE: "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

15. My father taught me HUMOR: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

16. My father taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

17. My father taught me GENETICS: "You're just like your mother."

18. My father taught me about my ROOTS: "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

19. My father taught me WISDOM: "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

20. My father taught me about JUSTICE: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

out just like you!"

QUOTES:

the space between your fingers were created so that another person could full them - unknown

meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was completely choice, but fallling in love with you was beyond my control - unknown

if i could be any part of you id be you tears. to be concived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips - unknown

you know your in love when you dont want to go to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Suess

today i caught myself smiling for no reason... then i realized i was thinking about you - unknown

sometimes people put up walls, not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to break them down - unknown

nobody is worth your tears and the one who is wont make you cry - unknown

its amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces - unknown

if you cant get someone off your mind, they're probably supposed to be there - unknown

last night i looked up and matched each star with a reason why i love you. i was doing pretty good until i ran out of stars - unknown

love is giving someone the power to destroy you then trusting them not to - unknown

there is nothing worse then meaning nothing to the person who means everything to you - unknown

sometimes the person you fall for, isnt ready to catch you - unknown

flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss - unknown (i am an expert at this) :P

the only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory - unknown

everything is funny as long as its happening to some one else - unknown

the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. but not in that order. - unknown

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination.(I don't really want him to take over the world, but he's cute right?)
Here he is! If u want him, take him!
Yay Bunny!

This is From Fang's Blog.

(This is SO freaking funny I promise you will lyao.)

Yo,

I have no choice but to respond to this. Why? Because it's funny. Never underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

From Jess:

FANG.

I've commented your blog with my questions for THREE YEARS.

You answer other people's STUPID questions, but not MINE.

YOU REALLY ASKED FOR IT, BUDDY.

I'm just gonna comment with this until you answer at least one of my questions.

DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT?

No, mon.

DO YOU MOULT?

Gross

WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN?

I was raised in a cage. But I'm going to pick one. Um, no I'm not. "Angel what's my star sign?" She says, "Scorpio."

HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?

No.

DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ~ANGRY?

Well that's not really true...

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?

Can you see me doing The Soulja Boy?

DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?

Gazzy does.

DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?

No. Again, no.

DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR ~FEATHERS?

I don't know that they make bird kid feather products yet.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?

There are a bunch.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?

I don't have favorites. They're too polarizing.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?

Max, when she showers.

DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?

Not really.

IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?

You might get kicked. But I'm used to people wanting me dead, so.

DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?

Doesn't everybody want to be secretly hugged?

ARE YOU GOING EMO CAUSE ANGEL IS STEALING EVERYONE'S POWERS INCLUDING YOURS?

Not the Emo thing again.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Anything hot and delicious and brought to me by Iggy.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

Three eggs, over easy. Bacon. More bacon. Toast.

DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?

See above.

DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?

Dudes don't die inside.

DO YOU LIKE MAX?

I like a lot of people.

DO YOU LIKE ME?

I think you're funny.

DOES IGGY LIKE ME?

Sure.

DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?

No.

IS IT ABOUT MAX?

Ahh. No.

IS IT ABOUT ARI?

Why do you assume I write depressing poetry?

IS IT ABOUT JEB?

Ahh.

ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?

Clearly, no.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

A Dirty Projectors t-shirt. Jeans.

DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

NO FREAKING COMMENT.

DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?

Could I not find that comment personal?

DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES?

Yes, cheap ones.

DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?

That would make it hard to see.

DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?

Huh?

DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

Whatever.

DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?

Mmm, Vampires.

ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?

Uhh...

WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?

Uhh...

WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY?

Yes.

DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO?

No.

ARE YOU EMO?

Whatever.

DO YOU LIKE EGGS?

Yes. I had them for breakfast.

DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS?

I love eating. I list it as a hobby.

DO YOU SECRETLY THINK YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

Do you secretly think I'm the sexiest person in the whole world?

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX?

Eeek!

HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE 'OMG' AND YOU WERE LIKE 'D:'?

hahahahahahahahahahah

DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB?

He's okay I guess.

DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB?

Definitely.

CAN YOU COOK?

Iggy cooks.

DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?

I like to eat.

ARE YOU LIKE, A ~HOUSEWIFE?

How on earth could I be like a housewife?

DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL?

My inner turmoil is like an inner Taurus which is like an inner Klein bottle which is like...

WHY DON'T YOU POST PHOTOS ANYMORE?

We just did.

WHY DON'T YOU POST YOUR DRAWINGS ANYMORE? THEY WERE REALLY GOOD OKAY.

DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA?

I'm unda the stars.

DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE?

Sure.

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER?

TV

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?

Totally.

OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?

Yes.

CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER?

Iggy beats me, sometimes.

DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD?

Not really.

ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS?

I could never be as fangalicious as you'd want me to be.

Fly on,

Fang

Sorry, but this is hilarious. Got it off another profile. Sorry if it was yours.

Quotes

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? does this not remind you of Max??

A short... thing... that I like.

Random Quotes

I will not think about guys. I will not think about guys. I will not think abo- whoa! A hot guy!

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Smile. It confuses people.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"You say tomato...I say fuck you."

Stupid Questions that need to be answered.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy #5) by: Rachelle Mead. Due to come out May 18, 2010!

Summary: Dimitri gave Rose the ultimate choice. But she chose wrong…

After a long and heartbreaking journey to Dimitri’s birthplace in Siberia, Rose Hathaway has finally returned to St. Vladimir’s—and to her best friend, Lissa. It is nearly graduation, and the girls can’t wait for their real lives beyond the Academy’s iron gates to begin. But Rose’s heart still aches for Dimitri, and he's out there, somewhere.

She failed to kill him when she had the chance. And now her worst fears are about to come true. Dimitri has tasted her blood, and she knows in her heart that he is hunting her. And if Rose won't join him, he won't rest until he's silenced her...forever.

OMGOMGOMG! AHHHH! Spirit Bound was sooooo... I don't know! I loved it but hated it at the same time! PM me if you want to talk!

Crecendo (Hush, Hush #2) by: Becca Fitzpatrick. Due to come out Novemember 19, 2010!

Summary: Nora should have know her life was far from perfect. Despite starting a relationship with her guardian angel, Patch (who, title aside, can be described anything but angelic), and surviving an attempt on her life, things are not looking up. Patch is starting to pull away and Nora can't figure out if it's for her best interest or if his interest has shifted to her arch-enemy Marcie Millar. Not to mention that Nora is haunted by images of her father and she becomes obsessed with finding out what really happened to him that night he left for Portland and never came home.

The farther Nora delves into the mystery of her father's death, the more she comes to question if her Nephilim blood line has something to do with it as well as why she seems to be in danger more than the average girl. Since Patch isn't answering her questions and seems to be standing in her way, she has to start finding the answers on her own. Relying too heavily on the fact that she has a guardian angel puts Nora at risk again and again. But can she really count on Patch or is he hiding secrets darker than she can even imagine.

Here's the cover!: http://www.beccafitzpatrick.com/whitehotstory.html

Last Sacrifice (Vampire Academy #6) by Richelle Mead. Due to come out Decmber 7, 2010!

Rachel CaineMidnight Alley (The Morganville Vampires, #3)


Adrian

"He stepped back and threw his arms out.
"I'm always crazy around you Rose. Here, I'm going to write an impromptu poem for you."
He tipped his head back and shouted to the sky:
"Rose is in red
But never in blue
Sharp as a thron
Fights like one too."

Richelle MeadShadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3)


Alexander Sterling

" I want a relationship i can finally sink my teeth into. "

Ellen Schreiber


"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory."

J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Harry Potter, #4))


"You can't fool me, comrade. You want to put on a cowboy hat and put lawless bank robbers in line."
"No time. I have enough trouble keeping you in line"

— Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov

"You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand."
L.J. SmithSecret Vampire


"You've used up all your school sick days," he said, persuing my file. "You've requested to leave school one hundred and thirty days out of the one hudred and forty days of school so far."
"So thirty-one might be the magic number?"

Principal Reed and Raven"
Ellen Schreiber (Vampireville (Vampire Kisses, Book 3))


Armand

"...Consequently, if you believe God made Satan, you must realize that all Satan's power comes from God and so that Satan is simply God's child, and that we are God's children also. There are no children of Satan, really"

Anne RiceInterview With the Vampire


"You can't force love, I realized. It's there or it isn't. If it's not there, you've got to be able to admit it. If it is there, you've got to do whatever it takes to protect the ones you love."

Richelle Mead (Frostbite (Vampire Academy, #2))

"Everyone is lonely, we have to remember that life is to be lived one day at a time. You cannot worry about the past or future. Happiness is in the now." "
Claudia Gray


"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter, #3)

"You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes.
"Hmm?"
"If you turned off this crap music and put on something that came out after the Berlin Wall went down."
Dimitri laughted.

"Your worst class is history, yet somehow, you know everything about Eastern Europe."
"Hey, gotta have material for my jokes, Comrade."

Still smiling, he turned the radio dail. To a country station.
"Hey! This isn't what I had in mind," I exclaimed. I could tell he was on the verge of laughing again.
"Pick. It's one or the other."
I sighed. "Go back to the 1980s stuff."
He flipped the dail, and I crossed my arms over my chest as some vaguely European-sounding band sang about how video had killed the radio star.

I wished someone would kill this radio."
Richelle MeadFrostbite (Vampire Academy, #2)


Shane:

"Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something"

Rachel CaineGlass Houses (The Morganville Vampires, #1)

"No. If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you."
— Dimitri Belikov


"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)

"It’s funny—when people call you “shy,” they usually smile. Like it’s cute, some funny little habit you’ll grow out of when you’re older, like the gaps in your grin when your baby teeth fall out. If they knew how it felt—really being shy, not just unsure at first—they wouldn’t smile. Not if they knew how the feeling knots up your stomach or makes your palms sweat or robs you of the ability to say anything that makes sense. It’s not cute at all."

Claudia Gray (Evernight (Evernight, #1))

"I think you have a case of either 'testitis' or 'I Didn't Do My Homework Syndrome'. It's common in the Spring."

Ellen Schreiber (Vampireville (Vampire Kisses, Book 3))

"Fall down again, Bella?'
'No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.'"
Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse (Twilight, #3))

"Don't put your wand into your back pocket! Better wizards then you have lost buttocks from it!"
J.K. RowlingHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Harry Potter, #5)

OmmmGGGG AND HUSH HUSH (MY favorite book in the whole entire world) !!!!!!! : Patch Cipriano is SO GOD DAMN HOOTTTTTT

Favorite Hush Hush Quotes:

Patch Quotes: "And she speaks english,"

- "Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do."

-"I hate to break it to you but its red. I could light it on fire and it wouldn't turn any redder."

- "Killer skirt. Deadly legs."

Nora: "Put the knife down"
Patch: "I'm not going to hurt you Nora."
Nora: "That's . . . reasurring"

Ahh Patch Cipriano (*Sighs dreamily*)

QUOTES FROM MY FAVE BOOKSSSS (:

Vampire academyy

-"I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays."

-"No. If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you."

-"My name is Dimitri Belikov, I've come to take you back to Saint Vladimir's Academy, Princess."

-"Will I endanger the my reputation if I wear the dress to the dance?" I asked, Dimitri was silent for a while until he said so quietly his voice was just above a whisper "You'll endanger the school."

-"Nowhere is safe. Wards fade. Guardians die."

-"In the real world, you can make your own miracles."

"you got cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?"

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you like this copy and paste into your profile: If god gives you lemons... get a new god." (:

If you've reread SPIRIT BOUND over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile


READ VAMPIRE ACADEMY OR I'LL PROVOKE THE STRIGOI AND BLAME YOU!

Random VA thing

Who introduced you to the books?

Myselff(:

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

bought them alll(:

Are you most looking forward to: Blood Promise, Spirit Bound or Succubus Shadows?

LAST SACRIFICEE!:D

What's your dream ending to the series?

That it doesn't endd(:

Favourites:

Who is your favourite character?

BELIKOVV!(:

Who's your favourite Dhampir?

COMRADEE!(:

What's one of your favourite quotes from the stories?

"I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays."(:

"What was your favourite Rose and Adrian moment?"

umm the ones that don't have Adrian in themm(:

How about your favourite Lissa and Rose moment?

When Rose leaves for Siberiaa(:sooooo sweett(:

What was your favourite adventure/battle?

It's not that much of a battle but when Dimitri defends Rose at the cafe in Spirit Boundd(:

Which book cover was your favourite?

Sapirit Boundd(:

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

MORE LIKE ALL TIMEE!(:

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?

Vampire Academyy(:

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?

Shadow Kisss(:

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?

I lovee them bothh!(:

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?

Spirit Boundd(:

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?

Who do you think?!DIMITRII!!!!BELIKOVAAAAA!!!!

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?

my wittle russian godd!(:

Rose or Adrian?

Rozaa!(:

Rose or Lissa?

Rosiee Posiee(;

Lissa or Adrian?

Lisssa!(:

Rose or Mia?

Rozza!(:

Christian or Lissa?

Christiannn!(:

Christian or Dimitri?

Dimkaaa!(:

Kirova or Alberta?

Albertaaa!(:

Adrian or Christian?

Christiannn!(:

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?

I hate themm bothh!(:

Lissa or Mia?

Miaa(:

Eddie or Mason

Edwardoo!(:

Anna or Vladimir?

Mr. Vladds!(:

Adrian or Mason?

I hatee them allll!(:

Eddie or Christian?

Edwaardoo!(:

Eddie or Adrian?

Edwwardoooooo!(:

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?

ummmmm Victorr!(:

Moroi or Dhampir?

Dhampiirrr! how do you pronouncee that anywayss? like your saying Vampiree but with a d???(:

Obama or McCain?'

Obamaaa!(:

Sarah or Joe?

i really know nothing about themm(:


1. Comradee!(: for those of you who dont know who that iss its Dimitrii Belikovaa!(: - Vampire Academyy(:

2. Daniell Grigorii!(: -Fallenn!(:

3. Rozaa Hathawayy!(:- Vampire Academyy(:

4. Christiann Ozeraa!(:- Vampire Academyy(:

5. Eddwardoo Castilooo!(: isnt that how you spell his last namee?(: - Vampire Academyy(:

6. Lisssaaa Dragomirr!(:- Vampire Academyy(:

7. Miaa Rinaldii!(:- Vampire Academyy(:

8. Tatiannaa Ivashkovv!(:- Vampire Academyy(:

9. Sydneyy the Alchemistt!(:- Vampire Academyy(:

10. Lucee Pricee!(: -Fallenn!(:

11. I'm kind of running out of people so these are the people i hate from most hatred to least(: Adriann Ivashkovv!(:- Vampire Academyy(:

12. Tasshha Ozeraa!(:- Vampire Academyy(:

13. Masonn Ashfordd!(: -Vampire Academyy(:

14. Averyy Lazarr!(: -Vampire Academyy(:

What if 14 and 4 got together?

ummmm Lissa would legit murder christann and then Avery would try and bond herself with himm(:

What if 14 hooked up with 8?

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!(:

What if 12 and 10 got together?

Tasha And Lucee??? Well at least Comradee and Rosee wouldn't have to worry about Tasha anymoree(:

What if 14 and 2 hooked up?

The angel and the devil datingg? umm noo(:

What if 10 and 6 got together?

Why are all of theses relationships homosexuall???!!!!(:

What if 1 and 9 hooked up?

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!noone can have my russian godd!(:

What if 3 was in the same book as 5?

Ummmm no biggie they already aree(:

What if 11 and 8 hooked up?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ummmm now that is what i call a royalll scandalll!(:

What if 9 and 11 hooked up?

hmmmmm I don't think Sydney would date a creature of the nightt(:

What if 14 and 3 hooked up?

Another homo relationship! i dont have a problem with being gay but wtf???!!!!

What if 1 and 2 hooked up?

ummmm that would be badd my two main squeezezz having sexx?(:

What if 3 got 4 pregnant?

Actually Christian would get Roza preggers(;

Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When my brother was the only boy you ever kissed. WhenDisney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone alwayslives happily ever after.

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. I did it with Blood Promise.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

AND I DONE IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!(:


I have this calendar at home that has a few good comebacks that made me laugh soooo hard :D

1. The test came back positive. you're an idiot

2. Don't undress me with your eyes. I'm not wearing clean underwear

3. Come closer so I can walk all over you

4. You had me at i don't care

5. You can impress me by shutting up

6. But me a few drinks and you'll start looking richer

7. I'll put lipstick on my fist and give you a kiss

8. My stockings are ripped. My hair is filthy. I haven't bathed in weeks. I look pretty damn good

9. I've got your name tattooed on my butt ( says jerk)

10. If your not worshiping me, you're not doing your job

11. I don't flirt. If I want you, I'll let you know

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.


I don't suffer from addiction to Kataang, I enjoy every minute of it! If you love Kataang, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think all those who think Zuatara is the stupidest pairing, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If gum has ever fallen out of your mouth while you were talking, copy this into your profile

"I am Wan-shi-tong, he who knows a thousand things. The 4923rd thing I know is that Katara and Aang will wnd up together." Copy and paste if you agree.

If you think Zutara should be made illegal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing timewasting things, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend 10 hours on Fanfiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile (Uhm yeah...I don't really have a life..lol)

Best Avatar Moments:

Book One: Water-

Sokka: (to Aang) Right and this is Katara, my flying sister.

- The Bot in the Iceberg

Sokka: (to Zuko) Ha! That's from the Water Tribe!

- The Avatar Returns

Katara: (to Aang) Aang, I know you're upset and I know how hard it is to loose the people you love. I went through the same thing when I lost my mom. Monk Gyatso and the other Airbenders may be gone, but you still have a family. Sokka and I, we're your family now.

- The Southern Air Temple

Katara: (to Aang) He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.

Sokka: (to Katara) They snuck up on me!

Katara: (to Sokka) Right, and then they kicked your butt.

- The Warriors of Kyoshi

Aang: (to Katara and Sokka) You can call it luck... or you can call it lying.

Sokka: (to Aang) What!?

Aang: I made the whole thing up.

Katara: (to Aang. smiles.) You did not. That is so wrong

- The Great Divide

Katara: (to Sokka and Aang) So, how do I look?

Aang: (blushes. to Katara) Oh, you mean your whole body or just your neck? Because, you know, they both look great.

Sokka: Smoochie, smoochie. Someone's in love.

- The Fortune Teller

Aang: (to Katara) I wish I could give you something from home, Katara.

Katara: (to Aang) I'll be okay.

Aang: Still, just a little trinket. Maybe something like... this! (holds up her lost necklace)

Katara: Aang! How did you find it?

Aang: Zuko made sure I got it back to you.

Katara: Aw, that's so sweet of Zuko. Could you give him a kiss for me when you see him?

Aang: Sure.

(Katara kisses Aang on the cheek)

- Bato of the Water Tribe

Katara: (to Sokka) Do you think we'll find the Airbenders?

Sokka: (to Katara) Do you want to be like you or totally honest?

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?

Sokka: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing basically.

- The Northern Air Temple

Katara: (to Pakku) No. There's no way I'm going to apologize to a sour old man like you!

Aang: (to Katara) Um... Katara?

Katara: (to Pakku) I'll be outside if you're man enough to fight me.

- The Waterbending Master

Book Two: Earth-

Katara: (to Aang) Can we talk about something?

Aang: (to Katara) Sure.

Katara: Remember when we were at the Air Temple and you saw Monk Gyatso's skeleton? It must have been so horrible and traumatic for you. I saw you get so upset you weren't even you anymore. I'm not saying the Avatar State doesn't have incredible and helpful power. But you have to understand, for the people who love you, seeing you in that much rage and pain is really scary.

- The Avatar State

Aang: (to Katara) How are we going to get out of these caves?

Katara: (to Aang) I have a crazy idea.

Aang: What?

Katara: Never mind, it's too crazy.

Aang: Katara, what is it?

Katara: I was thinking. The curse says we'll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.

Aang: Right.

Katara: And here it says: "Love is brightest in the dark" and it has a picture of them kissing.

Aang: Where are you going with this?

Katara: Well, what is we kissed?

Aang: Us kissing?!

Katara: See, I told you it was a crazy idea.

Aang: Us... kissing.

Katara: (laughs) Us kissing. What was I thinking? Can you imagine that?

Aang: (tries to laugh it off) Heehee. Yea, I definitely wouldn't wanna kiss you. (eyes widen in mistake)

Katara: (a little hurt) Oh, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option. Sorry I suggested it!

Aang: No, no! If it was a choice between kissing you and dying.

Katara: (angry) Ugh!

Aang: What!? I'm saying I'd rather kiss you then die. It's a compliment.

Katara: Well I'm not sure which I'd rather do!

Aang: What is wrong with me?

- Cave of Two Lovers


OMG...A LINE!!!!!!! Heheheh...yeah...


If you love to sit at your computer all day, doing timewasting things, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend 10 hours on Fanfiction each day, copy and paste this to your profile (Uhm yeah...I don't really have a life..lol)

Best Avatar Moments:

Book One: Water-

Sokka: (to Aang) Right and this is Katara, my flying sister.

- The Bot in the Iceberg

Sokka: (to Zuko) Ha! That's from the Water Tribe!

- The Avatar Returns

Katara: (to Aang) Aang, I know you're upset and I know how hard it is to loose the people you love. I went through the same thing when I lost my mom. Monk Gyatso and the other Airbenders may be gone, but you still have a family. Sokka and I, we're your family now.

- The Southern Air Temple

Katara: (to Aang) He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.

Sokka: (to Katara) They snuck up on me!

Katara: (to Sokka) Right, and then they kicked your butt.

- The Warriors of Kyoshi

Aang: (to Katara and Sokka) You can call it luck... or you can call it lying.

Sokka: (to Aang) What!?

Aang: I made the whole thing up.

Katara: (to Aang. smiles.) You did not. That is so wrong

- The Great Divide

Katara: (to Sokka and Aang) So, how do I look?

Aang: (blushes. to Katara) Oh, you mean your whole body or just your neck? Because, you know, they both look great.

Sokka: Smoochie, smoochie. Someone's in love.

- The Fortune Teller

Aang: (to Katara) I wish I could give you something from home, Katara.

Katara: (to Aang) I'll be okay.

Aang: Still, just a little trinket. Maybe something like... this! (holds up her lost necklace)

Katara: Aang! How did you find it?

Aang: Zuko made sure I got it back to you.

Katara: Aw, that's so sweet of Zuko. Could you give him a kiss for me when you see him?

Aang: Sure.

(Katara kisses Aang on the cheek)

- Bato of the Water Tribe

Katara: (to Sokka) Do you think we'll find the Airbenders?

Sokka: (to Katara) Do you want to be like you or totally honest?

Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?

Sokka: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing basically.

- The Northern Air Temple

Katara: (to Pakku) No. There's no way I'm going to apologize to a sour old man like you!

Aang: (to Katara) Um... Katara?

Katara: (to Pakku) I'll be outside if you're man enough to fight me.

- The Waterbending Master

Book Two: Earth-

Katara: (to Aang) Can we talk about something?

Aang: (to Katara) Sure.

Katara: Remember when we were at the Air Temple and you saw Monk Gyatso's skeleton? It must have been so horrible and traumatic for you. I saw you get so upset you weren't even you anymore. I'm not saying the Avatar State doesn't have incredible and helpful power. But you have to understand, for the people who love you, seeing you in that much rage and pain is really scary.

- The Avatar State

Aang: (to Katara) How are we going to get out of these caves?

Katara: (to Aang) I have a crazy idea.

Aang: What?

Katara: Never mind, it's too crazy.

Aang: Katara, what is it?

Katara: I was thinking. The curse says we'll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.

Aang: Right.

Katara: And here it says: "Love is brightest in the dark" and it has a picture of them kissing.

Aang: Where are you going with this?

Katara: Well, what is we kissed?

Aang: Us kissing?!

Katara: See, I told you it was a crazy idea.

Aang: Us... kissing.

Katara: (laughs) Us kissing. What was I thinking? Can you imagine that?

Aang: (tries to laugh it off) Heehee. Yea, I definitely wouldn't wanna kiss you. (eyes widen in mistake)

Katara: (a little hurt) Oh, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option. Sorry I suggested it!

Aang: No, no! If it was a choice between kissing you and dying.

Katara: (angry) Ugh!

Aang: What!? I'm saying I'd rather kiss you then die. It's a compliment.

Katara: Well I'm not sure which I'd rather do!

Aang: What is wrong with me?

- Cave of Two Lovers


OMG...A LINE!!!!!!! Heheheh...yeah...


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I’ll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or I’ll provoke the Volturi and blame you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE: don’t have this on there profile

TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there Profile

I don't want a prince on a horse, I want a vampire that owns a Volvo!

I’m a Twilight fan
that means i'm way cooler than you

i have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder , have you
caught it too?

~THE TWILIGHT OATH~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions take a swirl
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Bella: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Edward: No
Bella: Do You Like Me?
Edward: Not Really.
Bella: Do You Want Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Cry If I Left?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Live For Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: What would you choose, my or your life?.
Edward: My Life.
Bella Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Edward Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life.

Lucky Bella.

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Got a problem with me?

Solve it!

Think im trippin?

Tie my shoes!

Can't stand me?

Sit me back down!

Can't face me?

Then turn around!

Love me

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee !

x~~HOES BEFORE BROS~x~

Love me

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee !

Team Edward Because Team Jacob Doesn't Sparkle...but hey, don't tell my friend I said that because she will kick me hard!

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

-They laugh because I'm different...i laugh because they're the same.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The greater danger for most of us is not that
our aim is too high and we miss it, but
that it is too low and we reach it."
- Michelangelo

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

´*•.¸{✿✿(*´*•.¸ ¸.•*´*)✿✿•}¸. •* ´
~~~~~ «ღ WelCome°ღ» ~~~~~
¸.•*` ✿✿(*.¸.•*´ `*•.¸.*)✿✿`* •.

✔Certified Twilight Fan
© Officially Team Jacob
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[ ] тнιѕ ιѕ мє, ℓσνє мє σя нαтє мє [ ]

~I am ME!

║ Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║ Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║ Think I'm Trippin...Tiε My Shσε!
║ Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║ Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
× Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt
║ Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║ Think Im Ugly...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║ Dσn't Likε My Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║ Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║ Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεa*
ʚϊɞ~ʚϊɞ~ʚϊɞ~ʚϊɞ~ʚϊɞ~ʚϊɞ~ʚϊɞ~ʚϊ

ɞ~

✔Certified Twilight Fan
© Officially Team Jacob
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~✿~ღ~ ~*

Fave Couples:

~Twilight~

BellaxEdward

BellaxAlec

BellaxDemetri

AlicexJasper

RosaliexEmmet

RenesmeexJacob

RenesmeexNahuel

RenesmeexAlec

~Naruto~

SakuraxKiba

SakuraxKakashi

SakuraxGaara

SakuraxShikamaru

SakuraxNeji

SakuraxGenma

InoxChoji

InoxSai

InoxShikamaru

TenTenxNeji

TenTenxLee

HinataxNaruto

HinataxSasuke

××ιlιlι═══════.●.══════ιlιlι ×

ღ ι ℓινє му ℓιfє αѕ ι ωιѕн тσ ℓινє ιт
ღ ι тαкє ρєσρℓє αѕ тнєу αяє
ღ ι нαтє ρєσρℓє ωнσ נυ∂gє мє -ωну ѕнσυℓ∂и'т ι ℓινє му ℓιfє тσ тнє fυℓℓ тσσ?
ღ ι αм иσт ρєяfєcт, נυѕт ℓιкє уσυ
ღ ι мα∂є мαиу мιѕтαкєѕ вυт ¢αит ¢нαиgє тнє ραѕт

∂σи'т ℓσσк ∂σωи
∂σи'т ℓσσк вαcк
∂σи'т яєgяєт тнιиgѕ
נυѕт αρσℓσgιѕє
ιf уσυ cαи'т вє fσяgινєи...
тнєу αяєи'т ωσятн уσυя тιмє!!!

10 Reasons Why You Should Love Sakura:

1.) She's beautiful

2.) She's Strong

3.) She KICKS ASS! CHA!!

4.) She reflects on herself.

5.) She knows when a friendship is over.

6.) She broke out of her shell

7.) She was never useless

8.) She saved Sasuke and Naruto, both, from themselves.

9.) She's an awesome medic ninja!!

10.) She's not emo or shy. She knows who she is and is not afraid to show it; Or afraid to show who she loves. She may have faltered in a few episodes and people don't like it when she hits the guys, but face it anti-Sakura fans, Naruto would not be Naruto without what Sakura has done. She's superior.

╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
╚╩═╩╝╚╩╝╚╩══╝╚╝╚══╝╚╝

:¨·.·¨:
`·.KiѕѕKiѕѕ
LoveLove_

your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,
your the STAR to my BURST,
your the M to my M,
your the POP to my TART,
your the MILKY to my WAY,
your the FRUIT to my LOOP,
your the MILK to my DUDS,
your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,
your the ICE to my CREAM,
but mostly...
your the BEST to my FRIEND

тнє αℓρнαвєт sтαятs ωιтн α в c
ηυмbєяs sтαят ωιтн 1 2 3
вυт ℓσvє sтαятs ωιтн чσσ + мє

×doИ't єυa frσωи bєcαυsє yσυ'll иєυєr
kиσω ωhσ iz fαℓℓiи' fσr yoυr sмiℓє

ωнσ αяє уσυ тσ נυ∂gє тнє ℓιfє ι ℓινє...
ι киσω ι'м иσт ρєяfє¢т αи∂ ι ∂σи'т тяу тσ вє.
вυт вєfσяє уσυ ѕтαят ρσιитιи fιиgєяѕ, мαкє ѕυяє уσυя σωи нαи∂ѕ αяє ¢ℓєαи

Eνεячвσdч аlωaчs Wαnts Tσ Bεε Hαppч . .
. .Nσвσdч Яεαllч Wαnts Tσ Bεε In Pαin
. . . .But Gurl Pwease . . . . . . .
Yσu Cαnт Havε Anч Rαinвσω . .
. .Withσuт Hανing Anч Rαin

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
(And teachers say spelling is important! Pfft.)

FRIENDSHIP

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

Life is never on ▌▌
So it will ■
◄◄ to the Good times
N
►► through the bad
Keep it on ►
cause im livin it to the MAX! Min- - - - - - - - - - -●Max

► The laughter!
Play
● The memories!
save
■ The pain!
stop

As long as
We are under the same sky
I will believe in my love for you
Believe in our destiny
Meeting again
Won't be far away
As long as
We are under the same sky
I still love you
As long as We are...
UNDER THE SAME SKY..

ღMe, Myself, and Iღ

єνєяу gιяl нαѕ тнαт σηє gυу тнαт тнєу'll ηєνєя gєт σνєя, тнαт σηє ωнσ мαкєѕ уσυ lαυgн...тнє σηє ωнσ gινєѕ υ вυттєяƒliєѕ, ωнєη ѕσмєσηє ѕαуєѕ нιѕ ηαмє...тнє σηє ωнσ яємємвєяѕ αll тнє lιттlє тнιηgѕ уσυ ѕαу, тнє тнιηgѕ уσυ тнιηк αяє ѕтυριδ... αηδ яємιηδѕ уσυ αвσυт ιт мσηтнѕ ƒяσм ησω...тнє σηє ωнσ нαѕ нιѕ ηαмє ωяιттєη ιη уσυя нєαят...тнє σηє уσυ ¢σмραяє єνєяу σтнєя gυу тσ...тнє σηє уσυ ηєνєя gєт ѕι¢к, σƒ тαlкιηg тσ σя нєαяιηg αвσυт...тнє σηє тнαт уσυ _¢яу_ σνєя αηδ σνєя αвσυт...тнє σηє тнαт уσυ кησω уσυ ¢αη ηєνєя т●я●υ●ѕ●т уσυяѕєlƒ ωιтн...тнє σηє тнαт ησ-σηє ¢αη υηδєяѕтαηδ: ωну нιм؟...тнє σηє тнαт є-ν-є-я-у-σ-η-є тнιηкѕ... уσυ ¢αη δσ в¦є¦т¦т¦є¦я...тнє σηє уσυ кηєω уσυ l.σ.ν.є.δ ιη αη ιηѕтαηт

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iм נυѕт мє αη∂ тнαт'ѕ αℓℓ i ¢αи вє,

иσ мσяє, иσ ℓєѕѕ,

иσ ѕє¢σиd gυєѕѕ . . .

Ι ℓαυgн, iℓσνє, i ℓiνє, i ¢яч

αиd ѕσмєтiмєѕ i ωiѕн тнαт i ωσυℓd diє.

ѕσмє dαчѕ i'м fυиич,

σтнєя dαчѕ i'м иσт

ѕσмє dαчѕ i'м iи σνєяdяiνє,

αиd i cαи'т ѕтσρ xD чσυ мαч иσт ℓiкє мє

вυт тнαт'ѕ σкαч,

тнiѕ iѕ мє

αη∂ тнiѕ iѕ нσω i'ℓℓ ѕтαч! : ¢яiтi¢izє мє αη∂ i ωσит ℓiкє чσυ

igиσяє мє αη∂ i ωσит fσяgiνє чσυ

fℓαттєя мє αη∂ i ωσит вєℓiєνє чσυ

єи¢συяαgє мє αη∂ i'ℓℓ иσт fσяgєт чσυ

ℓσνє мє αη∂ i'ℓℓ נυѕт ℓσνє чσυ!
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Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good." -Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 8, p.200

"As long as you like me the best. And you think I’m good-looking—sort of. I’m prepared to be annoyingly persistent." -Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 9, p.212

"Yeah, I’ll always be your friend. No matter what you love." -Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 18, p.409 (I especially love this one!)

"Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?" -Jacob Black, New Moon, Chapter 13, p.321

“I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.” -Alice Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 22, p.486

"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share." -Alice Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 16, p.346

Alice: “I know-I’ll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.”
Edward: “Why don’t you just tell me who wins?”
Alice: “I do, excellent.” -Breaking Dawn, Chapter 24, p.472

"Fall down again, Bella?"
"No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face!"-Emmett and Bella

"This hostage stuff is fun!" -Alice

Edward: "Marry Me.
Bella:"...Ok, what's the punch line?
Edward: "Bella, your damaging my ego. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke."

"You're.Not.Aging"
"Am I the only one who has to get old? I get older every stinking day. dang it! What kind of world is this? Where's the justice?"
"Take it easy, Bella"
"Shut up, Jacob. Just shut up! This is so unfair!"
"Did you seriously just stomp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV" -Bella and Jacob

"Penguins. Lovely."- Edward.

"I don't have any leeches on my speed dial, sorry."- Jacob.

"I'm so glad Edward didn't kill you. Things are so much more fun with you around." -Emmett, I can't remember the exact quote =))

"Does my being half naked bother you?"- Jacob

Bella: " You know I love you."
Jake: " I know. And you know how much I wish it was enough."

Bella: "Love you, Jake."
Jake: "Love you more".

"Don't be stupid! Don't you like having ten toes?!"- Jacob.

Edward: "Why don't you go fetch a space heater or something?"
Jake: "'Go fetch a space heater? I'm not a St. Bernard!"

"Edward, was that you we heard?" -Esme
"It sounded like a bear choking"-Emmett
"That was him." -Bella
"Sorry, Bella was being unintentionally funny." -Edward

Quotes I liked found from these following sites:

http://twilightersanonymous.com/top-ten-tuesdays-top-10-alice-cullen-twilight-series-moments.html

http://www.twilight-quotes.com/characters/black-jacob

And the rest I personally found in the books. =D You're probably asking, "Why would she go for so much trouble just for quotes?" Truthfully, I had nothing better to do. Lol!

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

Favourite quotes.

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."- Marilyn Monroe.

"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."

"The Hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else"

Wanting him is hard to forget, loving him is hard to regret, losing him is hard to accept, but even with all the hurt Ive felt, letting go is the most painful yet

Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back all the tears and just walk away

2 eyes to see, 2 ears to hear, 2 hands to hold, 2 legs to walk. but 1 heart because the other was given to someone else, for us to find.


Reaching our Limits... We are fast, we are furios... We are team Emmett! -- We are legion, for we are many… We are Team Jasper hear us roar! --... So in theory I am Team Emmsper!! ...

The Thirteen Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not write Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu stories. EVER.
2. Thou shalt not write self-inserts. Please see Commandment #1.
3. Thou shalt learn how to use spell check.
4. Thou shalt learn how to use proper grammar, punctuation, and syntax.
5. Thou shalt not write stories without the disclaimer, lest ye get sued.
6. Thou shalt not write stories using other FFNet authors' characters without their permission.
7. Thou shalt not write songfics, unless thou art Meat Loaf or Peter Frampton.
8. Thou shalt not write in chatspeak, even if thou hath written the fic from your cell-phone.
9. Thou shalt not write one word or one sentence chapters.
10. Thou shalt not write authors notes that are more than 1/3 the length of the chapter.
11. Thou shalt not write AU unless you label it as AU. (Alternate Universe, for those who are not in the know. Yeah, YOU.)
12. Thou shalt not change a character's personality from how its Glorious Creator intended it.
13. Thou shalt read the book/play the game, before writing about it. ALL of it. And watching the movie/cutscenes doesn't count.

If you do not follow these main points, do not be surprised by the flames you get. Although I personally have nothing against song fics as long as the author doesn't just copy and paste the lyrics at the bottom or top of the story.


My favorite Jasper quotes out of the Saga:

(Twilight) I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it. Chapter 19, p.404

(Eclipse) We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight. Chapter 17, p.379

(Eclipse) You truly are one frightening little monster. Chapter 18, p.396


My Favorite Quotes

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.

If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Normality will be restored as soon as remember what it is.

Fear nothing. Risk everything.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for someone I'm not.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they learn how to live in the same box.

You have to take to good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you got, remember what you had, always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes, but never regret, people change, things go wrong, but just remember that life goes on.

You may regret what you do, but you'll regret what you don't do even more.

Stand up for what you believe in, even is it means standing alone.

Love is like war. It's easy to begin, impossible to forget, and hard to end.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

Pain is inevitable, but suffering is not.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.

The best things in life are unseen. That's why we colse our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let them go, things go wrong so that you can learn to appreciate them when they're right, you believe less so that you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so that better ones can come together.

You spend minutes, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation, trying to put the pieces back together, justifying what could've, would've happened. Or you just leave the pieces on the floor and try to move on.

The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on.

Nothing last forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid all the bullshit, and never have regrets. Because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted.

Well-behaved women seldom make history.

People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something good to talk about.

Stop the heartache, rewind the good times, fast foward the bad things, and pause the unforgettable moments. The only reason people hold on to memories so tightly is because they are the only things that stay the same when everyone and everything changes.

Be careful who you trust, don't listen to anyone who gets in your way, do what you think is right, and forget what other people have to say.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as hard. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

Life is all about ass. Either everyone is covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece if it, or simply just being one.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a safe, well-preserved body, but to skid in sideways, totally worn out, screaming "Holy shit, what a ride!"

I am no way near perfect. I eat when I'm bored, I fall for boys easily, I'm vulnerable to believing lies, I make up excuse for everything. I have best friends and enemies. I have drama and memories. That's life. Live it, love it, learn from it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're good at one thing, and that's staying strong.

In a world of cheerios, be a Froot-Loop.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I'd rather be a bitch than a whore, because I'd rather be known for what I do, not whom I do.

The truth is...everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to decide who is worth the pain.

Basic definitions of science: if it's green or wiggles, it's Biology. If it stinks, it's Chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's Physics.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

It doesn't matter whether the glass if half-full or half-empty. Just drink the damn thing and get it over with.

Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.

Advice is what we ask for when we already have the answer but wish we didn't.

Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.

If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

A suicide note written by someone who isn't suicidal is called an autobiography.

Don't let the bastards get you down.


My Favorite Twilight Quotes

What if you sincerely believed something was true, but you were dead wrong? What if you were so stubbornly sure that you were right, that you wouldn't even consider the truth? Would the truth be silenced, or would it try to break through?

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of a second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind the bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.

Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars--points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly, everything was on fire. There was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for living.

I'll be back so soon you won't even have time to miss me. Look after my heart--I've left it with you.

Option three: Edward loved me. The bond forged between us was not one that could be broken by absence, distance, or time. And no matter how much more special or beautiful or brilliant or perfect then he might be, he was as irreversibly altered as I was. As I would always belong to him, so he would always be mine.

I am Switzerland.

Afraid of a needle...Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on toturing her to death, sure, no prolem, she runs off the meet him. An IV on the other hand...

How can I put this so that you’ll believe me? You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn’t want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy.

Sometimes, kismet happens.

Life sucks, and then you die.


A Prayer of Edward--

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed by they sparkles.
Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast,
Our Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into tempatation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
Forever and ever.
A-Edward.


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries

-If you read New Moon and wanted to punch Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.
-If you cry every time you read New Moon, copy this into your profile.

10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen:

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.

9.Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8.Ask if blondes really do have more fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2.Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7.Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him JasparCullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must havegone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen:

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3.Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen:

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the heart with a stake.

6.Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquire as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles

And the Number One way to annoy Emmet Cullen?

1.When he denies the abovetow claims, respondwith "That's not what Rosalie saaaaaid!"

10 ways to annoy Alice Cullen:

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to "Jump for them."

9. Tell her if she were just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.

7. Tie her up in a straight jacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan "I'm melting."

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4.When she gets a vision, ask if her "spidey senses" are tingling

3. Trip her and ask her if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1.E-mail her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

10 ways to annoy Bella Swan:

10. Ask about Eric.

9. Ask about Mike.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the white pages she looked for fake fan boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4.Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her... happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong and, she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know the real reason she married Edward- the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Video tape the reaction.

10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3.Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1.Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.

10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen:

10.Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when you want to have them, what genders you want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7.Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor Dreamy”

6.Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher or phedophile.

5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with milk and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramel milkshake.

4.Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s shirt collar and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.

3.Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.

2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.

And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?

1.Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.

10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black:

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7.Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen


FUNNY LISTS!!!!!

50 Things to Do in a Mall

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.

2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.

4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.

5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!'

6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.

7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.

8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King..

9. ..but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're 'astronaut food'.

10. Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics.'

11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.

12. Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, 'You mean you really can't see it?'

13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.

14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.

15. Test mattresses in your pajamas.

16. Ask the tobaccanist if his hovercraft is full of eels.

17. If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.

18. Sprint up the down escalator.

19. Stare at static on a display TV and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the 'hidden picture'.

20. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

21. Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.

22. Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone.

23. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

24. Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.

25. Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.

26. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swane.

27. Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.

28. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

29. In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, 'I see London, I see France..'

30. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.

31. Play the tuba for change.

32. Ask the Hammond organ dealer if he can play 'Jesus Built My Hotrod'.

33. Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.

34. Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will 'give you a really wicked buzz'.

35. Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have 'any giant crap made out of straw'.

36. 'Toast' plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.

37. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

38. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.

39. Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing 'Saved by the Bell'. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.

40. Hang out in the waterbed section of the furniture department wearing a Navy uniform. Occasionally run around in circles yelling 'scratch one flattop!'

41. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are 'leakproof'.

42. 'Play' the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises.

43. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down.

44. Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they're real.

45. If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on your lap.

46. Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say 'Domino's.'

47. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself.

48. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.

49. Show people your driver's license and demand to know 'whether they've seen this man.'

50. Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn't turned blue yet.

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your

remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips

into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something

about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

LIVE ON ROCK MUSIC

you say pop- I say shut the fuck up

you say soulja boy- I say blink 182

you say rihanna - I say metallica

you say hip-hop - I say three days grace

you say lady gaga - I say bullet for my valentine

you say emenem - I say rise against

you say hanna montana - I scream heavy metal

you say justin bieber - I rip your fucking head off

92% of teenagers have turned to hip-hop and pop, if ur part of the 8%, copy this message and past it to an other video. DONT LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!!!


I IZ A NINJA!!!!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

Some things that I "question" in the movie, "Twilight" and "New Moon"... I know! What a shocker! I thought it was perfect, too!

(In no particular order)

1. Why is Billy Black driving? He's in a wheel chair.

2. Do you see Emmett in the cafeteria eating or is it just me?

3. Ever notice that when the Cullen's are in the cafeteria, Jasper always looks at Bella first?

4. Why do they all stand next to their 'significant' others? It's a bit weird.

5. How come Bella and Edward can't leave in the baseball scene because there is not enough time? What a lie. He could have raced her back home before the Nomads came.

6. Why is Edward in slow motion? ROFL. This isn't Baywatch, yet it is a nice touch. (In both movies, he's in slow mo. lol.)

7. People who haven't read the books (crazy right?) are probably wondering... "When the hell did Jasper get a power?" You can't just make a movie and expect people to understand. Nothing was explained. Not everyone has read the books. smacks the director

8. I wonder what people were thinking when they heard "La tua cantante" in the movie. If they haven't read the books, they were all kinds of confused. Nobody thought about that.

9. In the elevator scene, Bella and Alice are trying there hardest not to laugh. It's pretty darn funny. Actors aren't perfect, guys.

10. The Vampire in Italy who brings in the humans as a meal (Heidi?), she gets one tiny line and you barely even see her. Yet she was all over TV and magazines because she's in the movie. Hm...showing her for all of five seconds didn't leave me wanting more. I could have done without.

11. Well we all seen Bella punch a werewolf in New Moon and thats how "the bat comes out of the bag" lol... but that part doesn't happen until Eclipse (in the book) and she hits Jacob. It was one of my favorite parts and now it won't happen in the movie. That just... blows. Gr...

12. Don't know about you but I'm pretty sure Vampire's aren't supposed to change. How many scenes in Twilight can you make Jasper's hair differently? And then when New Moon came out, it was vene more bonkers. And now with the Eclipse trailer... have you seen his hair? (Somebody needs a new hair and make up team)

I consider myself a 'green' person. I do believe that we, the world, need to fight ecological failure. I know that people do do things that help the environment. Like building houses with a small carbon footprint. But I mean EVERYONE has to do their part. This part is in bold because I really want everyone to pay attention to it. GO GREEN PEOPLE!! Next time you go to the grocery store, use a cloth bag!. When you take home leftovers from the restaurant, SAVE THE PLASTIC CONTAINERS!!. Do not buy bottled water unless it is fizzy, flavored, or you are dying of thirst. 'Spring' water is really just uber clean tap water. If you do buy bottled water, REUSE THE BOTTLES!! When you go to the park, help out and pick up some of the trash you see. DO NOT LITTER!! If you go to school, try joining the school's green team. If the school doesn't have one, form one! Please! Help the environment!

TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all."

SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE:

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize for this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people *actually* *said* *in* *court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place..

> ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
> WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

> ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at
> all?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> WITNESS: I forget.
> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
> forgot?

> ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
> voodoo?
> WITNESS: We both do.
> ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
> WITNESS: We do.
> ATTORNEY: You do?
> WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, "isn't it true that when a person dies in his
> sleep,
> he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
> WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
> WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> WITNESS: Are you shitting
> me?

> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
> WITNESS: Getting laid

> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
> WITNESS: None.
> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
> WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
> Can I get a new attorney?

> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
> WITNESS: By death.
> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
> WITNESS: Take a guess.

> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
> WITNESS: He was about 20, medium height, and had a beard.
> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
> WITNESS: Unless
> the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead
> people?
> WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
> What school did you go to?
> WITNESS: Oral.

> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> ATTORNEY: And, Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
> WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

> And the best for last:
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
> pulse?
> WITNESS:
> No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATT ORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
> began
> the autopsy?
> WITNESS: No .
> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive,
> nevertheless?
> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
> practicing
> law.

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.


DADDY”S RULES FOR DATING

Your dad’s rules for your boyfriend (or for if you’re a guy)

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you don’t peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about the issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with you underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the courses of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a ‘Barrier Method’ of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and only word I need you to say on this subject is ‘early'.

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The Following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough too induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, mid-driff t shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose-parka, zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided: movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shot gun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of our car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a nice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as a wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face in the window is mine.

HUMAN GUYS VS. EDWARD CULLEN

A human guy can only push you out of the way of a speeding car.
EDWARD can push the speeding car out of your way.
A human guy can only get you roses or chocolates.
EDWARD can buy you a half a million dollar Ferrari without you even asking for it.
A human guy can't protect you from a blood-thirsty vampire.
EDWARD can rip that vampire into pieces with his bare hands and teeth and burn the remains.
A human guy can only make you blush.
EDWARD can make your heart accelerate, make you start hyperventilating and eventually pass out.
A human guy would cry if he lost his girl.
EDWARD would KILL HIMSELF if he lost his only love. (and Edward sparkles!)

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste

this into your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn, copy and pastes this into your profile.

Don't Like My "Twilight" Obsession?
Bite Me.

The Mortal Instruments. I wish I had my own Jace Wayland, so if anyone fancies finding me a hot, brooding, sarcastic, tawney eyed Shadowhunter boy, that would be great :)

The Mortal Instruments is probably the only place I will write yaoi (PG, mind u.) Magnus and Alec are SOO cute! And then there's Jace Wayland. Do i need to say more? Ok, i will anyway :) Gold skin, gold hair, gold eyes Sigh beautiful. I dont usually like tatoos, but for that boy, I will make an acception. :D I think he and Clary are awesome together, even though it took them FOREVER to get together. I think Valentine was a child abusing asshole that is now getting pwned by the Devil every day of his life. Yeah, that thought makes me feel better too! The series was so amazing, it was like the Epicness of Harry Potter and the good qualities (i think there's some) of Twilight and rolled it together to make it totally awesome. I just hope it doesnt get the psychotic hype Twilight got prays

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."

Clary: So when the moon's only partly full, you only feel a little wolfy? Luke: You could say that.
Clary:Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you feel like it.
Luke: I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever.

Clary: You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don't mean, you know, literally a big rock.
Jace: Very amusing, my sarcastic friend.

"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."

Jace: Well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission.(he points to his shirt) Look. Jammies.
(I literally laughed out loud when I thought of how funny it would be to hear Jace say "jammies")

"Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like Windex."
"At least you know he's still available."

"I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them."
"Unfortunately," said Hodge, "we're all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it's either tea or nothing."

"One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually, he offered to wake you up himself, but since it's five a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at."
"Meaning you?"
"What else?"

Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh—Simon!"
"No, I'm Jace," said Jace patiently. "Simon is the weaselly little one with the bad haircut and dismal fashion sense."
"Oh, shut up," she replied, but it was more automatic than heartfelt. "I meant to call before I went to sleep. See if he got home okay."
Shaking his head, Jace regarded the heavens as if they were about to open up and reveal the secrets of the universe. "With everything that's going on, you're worried about Weasel Face?"
"Don't call him that. He doesn't look like a weasel."
"You may be right," said Jace. "I've met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat."

Okay so If you hadn't guessed by now I'm slightly obsessed with the mortal instruments... Mainly Jace... but come on girls... or guys if that's what your into... Who couldn't love him...?

Oh, and I am NOT anti JacexClary... I know 3 of my ff are kinda anti JacexClary but I'm not...

\Quotations I Love ~~~>

"You Loved Me-Then What Right Did You Have To Leave Me?...You, Of Your Own Free Will, Did It.I Have Not Broken Your Heart, You Have Broken It, And In Breaking It, You Have Broken Mine" Heath-Cliff To Cathy (Wuthering Heights)

"Yet To Say The Truth, Reason And Love Keep Little Company Together Nowadays" Bottom To Titania (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

"Is Love A Tender Thing? Is It Too Rough, Too Rude, Too Boist'rous; And It Pricks Like A Thorn" Romeo To Mercutio (Romeo & Juliet)

"I Used To Think Of You That Way, You Know. Like The Sun. My Own Personal Sun, You Balanced Out The Clouds Nicely For Me" - Bella To Jacob (The Twilight Saga / Eclipse)

"How Can You Resist...A Vampires Kiss?" Unknown.

"Sometimes I Wondered If I Was Seeing The Same Things, Through My Eyes, That The Rest Of The World Was Seeing Through Theirs" - Bella (The Twilight Saga / Twilight)

"Twilight, Again...No Matter How Perfect The Day, It Always Has To End - Edward (The Twilight Saga, Twilight)

"Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of, His And Mine Are The Same; And Linton's Is As Different As A Moonbeam From Lightning, Or As Frost From Fire" - Cathy (Wuthering Heights)

"Love Looks Not With The Eyes, But With The Mind" - Helena (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

"Sometimes Love Is Eternal...For Good...For Evil..." - Unknown

AURA'S ((Originality From The Book Evermore))

Red - Energy, Strength, Sexuality, Passion, Fear, Ego.

Orange - Self-Control, Ambition, Courage, Thoughtfulness, Lack Of Will, Apathetic.

Yellow - Optimistic, Happy, Intellectual, Friendly, Indecisive, Easily Led.

Green - Peaceful, Healing, Compassion, Deceitful, Jealous.

Blue - Spiritual, Loyal, Creative, Sensitive, Kind, Moody.

Violet - Highly Spiritual, Wisdom, Intuition.

Indigo - Benevolence, Highly Intuitive, Seeker.

Pink - Love, Sincerity, Friendship.

Grey - Depression, Sadness, Exahustion, Low Energy, Skeptisum.

Brown - Greed, Self-Involvement, Opinionated.

Black - Lacking Energy, Illness, Imminent Death.

White - Perfect Balance.

Which Aura Are You? [Tilts Head To The Side In Astonishment]

The Enemy

They say they're the enemy
Then they train you to kill
The boogeyman, impossible to see
Aim, pull the trigger, you know the drill
Men and women, girls and boys
In this grown up game of war
Are used, like toys
You're face to face and eye to eye
Can the face of evil cry?
His gun to your head
And yours to his
You must pull the trigger
Less you die instead
Take a deep breath
Silently count to three
Swallow the fear
You hope he can't see
The shot rings
Out across the plains
A silent breeze sings
Death's come, to stake it's claim
Protocal, remember your duty
As you search the enemy
You detach from the violation
You find his wallet, you see his name
And tears fall, at their own intuition
A photograph, of family
Laughing eyes and smile
Look adoringly at a woman with a baby in her arms
The baby whos father you just killed
Are you on trial?
Yes. Now ask yourself this
Is that baby
The enemy?

Supposed To

What are you supposed to do
When nothing you feel is new
Where are you supposed to go
When there's nowhere that you know
Is it normal to feel this way
For so long
Is it normal to be this way
When everybody else has gone
When you're sat on your own
Do you feel nothing
When everywhere is cold
Is lonely something
Are you supposed to mind
Whether it's dark or light
Are you supposed to mind
When you're losing your fight
Are you supposed to mind
When you see it slip away
Are you supposed to mind
About the name of the day
When everything is blank
Not black
Not white
Not blind
Not sight
How are you supposed to know
That there's a place you're supposed to go
I don't mind
I never do
Are you
Supposed
To
?

Charity

When you pass a tramp on the street
Do you throw a coin his way
Or do you carry on through the sleet
And ignore the look of dismay

Have you ever donated
Into that little tin at the end of the line
Have you ever contemplated
That tin could be somebody's life

Has a stranger ever passed you
Tipped his hat and said good-day
You think it's just his que
In a pretend but well rehearsed play

Have you ever seen a child crying
Lost and on it's own
Did you ever even mind
If it's not your sin to atone

And then one day you're on your way
Did you notice not a single good-day
But they glare and they frown
And this time it's your own eyes you cast down
In shame

Solitary Confinement

Sat in a corner covered in pitch black
For your eyes are useless in this darkness
You're helpless, blind, like the cat in the sack
Peer all you want but the winner, thankless
The longer you're there you think that it lifts
It's your imagination nothing more
Unforgiving darkness is relentless
In this blindness you don't know which way's sure
You sit and you sit, you sit and you sit
You're blind, You're deaf and you have no warning
Suddenly, astonishingly, it lifts
It has not gone, so why is wanning
You feel a rise within your excitment
You've gone mad, in solitary confinement

Strays

We only see whatwe want to see
Throw everything else away
And when someone says what we should say
We always say no way
Why are we so reluctant
To join in with the rest of the world
Why must must we persist
And never say a word
Sometimes all we think
Are opinions not the facts
Why must we all walk alone
Lile a group of stray alley cats
We all stay away
And no one ever comes near
We all must keep our distance
From each othe and from the fear
Alone at night we wander
The world blurred by heavy mist
Eyes reflecting light
Belong to the stray the whole world missed

Music

You listen to lyrics
Beautiful and flowing
You listen to music
Soulful and rolling
Listen to its voice
Words and meaning formed from air
It doesn't matter your choice
For wether you listen or not, the music doesn't care
It sings for itself
It plays its own tune
For whether you listen or not, the music will still be there
Every composition
Under its own volition
Plays and plays
Day after day
Speaking in ways
Words can't say
Learn all the words there are
You'll only get so far
For whether you listen or not, the music doesn't care
The cominations are endless
Beautiful and infinet
But whether you listen or not, it will forever be there
Dancing in the air
Like a wild, angel mare
Swee like the smell of rain
Powerful like a storm or hurricane
Twirling to its own precious sound
It knows no ropes can exist that can bound
The music that just doesn't care
However will be forever there

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires post this onto your profile.

I used to say : Go ahead have Edward! I want Jace ! Now I'm caught between Jace and Dimitri...

The dream boys: Jace lightwood and Dimitri Belikov.

Shadowkiss Quotes: (Don't read unless you've read the book! SPOLIER)

Rhonda: "You will lose what you value most, so treasure it while you can"

Rose : "You'd let him die? You wouldn't do this? You wouldn't do this for me? I'd do anything for you. You know that. And you won't do this for me?"

Rose: "Where's Dimitri?" Janine: "He wasn't there, Rose."

Rose: "Is he... Is Dimitri a Strigoi?"

Rose: My heart shattered. My world shattered.

Rose Hathaway: It hadn't been me Rhonda was talking about. It hadn't even been Dimitri's life. It had been his soul.

Rose : "I have to do this." Lissa: "Even if it means leaving me?"

Lissa: " I need you. He's gone, Rose."

I set off, off to kill the man I love.

If you swear to never do drugs of any kind add this to your profile.

My favourite Quote:

"Nobody's perfect. I'm Nobody."

Random Quotes:

“What’s this?” “It’s a girl. Surely you’ve seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."

City of bones

“Apparently electricity is dangerous.”

Artemis Fowl

“If I died, would it get me out of the geometry Test tomorrow? One could only hope.”

Zoey, Marked

“Spider-pig! Spider-pig! Does what ever a Spider-pig does, can he fly? No he can’t! Spider-pig! “

Homer, The Simpsons

If I could be any story book character i'd be...

Rose Hathaway. She's badass, beautiful, and despite everything she usually comes out on top. Plus there's the whole Dimitri thing...

I (and im totally copyrighting these) wrote two lists of how to...

Ten ways to identify you may have a writing problem…..

1. You accidentally refer to your friends by the names you’ve given them in your stories.

2. You purposely refer to your friends by the names you’ve given them in your stories because you like them better.

3. You carry on conversations with yourself in your head.

4. People think you’re quiet because you prefer conversations in your head to the real thing.

5 You randomly think in third person.

6. You randomly think in first person, from your friends POV’s.

7. You randomly think in first person, from your main character’s POV.

8. More than an hour away from your laptop and your fingers start to twitch.

9. In a conversation you randomly refer to something your main character said.

10. Trips to the mall are character studies.

Ten ways to identify you have a book problem?…

1. There’s no more room on your book shelf.

2. You hide books under your bed because there no more room on the other book shelf either.

3. You think spending limits at the mall is funny, because you get spending limits at the bookstore.

4. Before you watch a movie you immediatly look for the book version.

5. You bring a book to the movies.

6. You bring a book to a sleep over.

7. The librarians ask you for something good to read.

8. Your friends have declared you’re “Eating knowledge for lunch again”

9. You consider Not knowing who Tolkien is as blasphemy.

10. You use words like blasphemy every chance you get.

yes. I am this bad at both of these. ALL TRUE^^^

HAHA MALABSORBENT!! MORE THAN YOU!! =D

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Duh! It's when you sing a verse to the wrong tune that you should be worried!)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Ever since kindergarden Jesse was always at one girls beck and call. Then one day Stephanie gets a call that says Jesse was killed buying a doze n white roses. The next moment the door bell rings and she recieves the flowers he'd recently bought. On the card it said;

The first year you were cruel and unsuspectingly mean.

the second you were cold and rude all the same

third you screamed you hated me but i still fished you from the pool

fourth you bad mouthed me to all your friends the very ones i saved you from

eleventh i wrote each word of every lesson and taught you near your hospital bed

twelfth i wrote you poetry and asked you to homecoming but instead you call me a loser and go with your baby daddy

thirteenth year i knew you i confessed my love and left no stone unturned

you told me i was a freak and left me with you homework

nineteenth year you told me to drop dead

twentieth year I've known you I love you all the same so I asked for the drive by I hoped i answered your prayers.

~Jesse~

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!

Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile.

Advertising Blunder of the Century: Naming a condom after a city that is famous for letting its greatest enemy penetrate through its legendary walls to destroy all in its path in the guise of a victory prize. Lesson: There is no such thing as safe sex(if you can't figure it out, its the "trojan" war...haha)

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Straight is something crooked that was bent

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

I want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done

The problem with reality is a lack of background music

Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't

the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train

light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak

main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

I'd kill for a nobel peace prize

If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you

If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Shikamaru Block: A combination of writers block and sheer laziness.

First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah evolution did”

One by one the pixies steal my sanity

I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t

"There's all kinds of 'we'! 'We', 'oui, and my favorite 'WHEEEEEEEEEEE'" -- Cosmo

Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity

Caution! Water on road when raining

Come to the dark side... WE HAVE EDWARD!!

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person...just a beautiful monkey

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

SAVE THE EARTH - it's the only planet that has chocolate

Love is beautiful, love is painful, and love is undescribable...Damn that's cheesy... better scratch that... and now moving on...

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people now and days pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have crushes on one or more characters from the TV series Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile.

98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever started to read a fanfic chapter, got distracted, and forgot to review until another chapter was posted, copy and past this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.

You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves

I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it

A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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Do YOU remember the nineties? oh shit!!!! i do... that really cant be good... i was born in 93' does that count????

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

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If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile

random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read a 1000pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can freak someone out just by glaring at them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..


# Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
# It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
# Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
# Nothing is as easy as it looks.
# Everything takes longer than you think.
# If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
# Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
# Every solution breeds new problems.

# You will always find something in the last place you look
# If your looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last.
# Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
# If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
# When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
# Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
# A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
# Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.

# Your best golf shots always occur when playing alone.
# The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

# Whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
# Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.


Quotes

"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement. The enemy's 'Center of Gravity'. -Von Clausewitz

"Every War Is a Lie" and "All Warfare Is Based On Deception" -Sun Tzu

"You'd think the Premier would have figured that out by now, I mean it's obvious." "Yes, but if he was that smart, he wouldn't be a politician." -Grade 9 History Teacher

"When there is an energy crisis, it is not the military that feels the pinch. The last drop of oil will be burned by a tank." -Quote from Frontlines: Fuel of War

"If this isn't the middle of nowhere, you can probably see it from here." -Mythbusters

"He who laughs first gets kicked in the balls for not shutting up." - Unknown


Their were a batch of muffins in the oven, one of the muffins said man its hot in here, the second muffin replied, HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN

I Love My New Jacket. Its White, It has Long Sleeves, It lets me Hug Myself, I cant Hurt Myself (Unless i headbutt a wall) and It buckles Up Nicley. HEHEHEHE :)

I escaped in the laundry cart from the mental institution. It smelled bad, but I did it! Special thanks to the penguins, couldn't have done it without you.

How's my ATTITUDE? Call 1-800-BITE-ME!!

The doctor said I had multiple personalities...but we don't believe her

filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify". I wrote "A Doctor"... What's my mother going to do?

Here's a joke for you ..whats the difference between tiger woods and Santa Claus? Santa Claus only has 3 Ho's

someone told me to go to hell today, i told them i cant Satan still has a restraining order on me :)

Shhhhh the voices in my head are sleeping & they get angry if I wake them up

Global Warming will kill everyone. The first one to be killed was my snowman. RIP big guy, we'll all miss ya!

...and then Buffy staked Edward and there was a poof of sparkly dust. The End.

Okay, so a 100 odd year old vampire falls in love with a 16 year old girl. Right, Yes. Nothing at all perverted about that

if you could read my mind, you would need therapy.

i'm sick n tired of gettin told off, for the last time it wasn't me, Drop Dead Fred did it!

They have just created a new Barbie Doll. It is called "Divorce Barbie." It comes with all of Ken's stuff!

Apparently "The Grim Reaper" Isn't a suitable costume for a Halloween party at an old peoples home

some people say I have A.D.D, I say--look there's a chicken

When a Telemarketer calls, Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

ha ha suckers..i get a jacket and a bouncy room :P

I Have PMS And A Handgun, ANY QUESTIONS ?

WOW! Did you see the size of them muffins on New Moon? they were HUGE! I want one!

Ouch!! Paper cut (wait and look around) paper cut (in louder voice) I said paper cut (louder voice with angry edge) Damn it Jasper where r u???

Edward: never trust a vampire, trust me

Dear Jacob,I win!Edward.Dear Edward, I made out with your wife twice. Now I'm sleeping with your daughter I'd say I win! Love Jacob!

"So Edward, you're dating an older chick. That's hot!" Emmett Cullen

What is that god awful wet dog smell - Alice Cullen

I'm joining the pack tomorrow. Jacobs pack. That's right. be jealous of me. I'm a werewolf and your a MORTAL!

the truth is i never really gave up loving u...i just gave up waiting 4 u 2 love me back! :(

I watch the ones who loved me fade away.I wonder if it's my fault,and if i had changed things,would that have made them stay?

I thought i was over you but the Truth is i get butterflies every time i hear your name, i smile when i look at your pictures, i wish you were mine

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Words that writers occasionally get wrong...

Lose & Loose:

Lose means you lost something. Loose means something that's not tight.

Realize & Realise:

Realize is the correct spelling! Realise isn't even a word!

12 Ways To Keep A Normal Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sun glasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
6. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
8. Sing along at the opera.
9. When the money comes out of the atm, scream "I won! I won!"
10. When leaving the zoo, Start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
11. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

4 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

4 General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

4 Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."

4 Ways To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя HOT
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя вσ∂y
ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя PRETTY
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя ƒα¢є
ωнєη α gυy sαys υя BEAUTIFUL
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт yσυя нєαят

--Before Marriage:
Girl: Do you love me?
Guy: Yes
Girl: Will you hit me?
Guy: NO! Why would you think that?
Girl: Will you be next to me when I'm sad?
Guy: Of coarse!
Girl: Do you hate me?
Guy: NO!!
Girl: Would you kiss me if we where in the rain?
Guy: Yes!
Girl: DEAR!!
-read backwards.. that's after the marriage-Okay, for the following jokes, I mean no offense to the blonde community.

I'm just posting them here because I think they hilarious. NO OFFENSE.

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!"

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,'
and the other one said, 'No they look like moose tracks.'

They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

One day this blonde calls her friend and says,
'Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't even figure out how to start it.'

Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?'

The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table.

He studies them for a moment, then studies the box.

He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.'

She asks, 'Oh, how come?'

He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.'

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

How do you drown a blonde?
put a mirror at the bottom of a pool (jacob said this!)

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
Shine a flashlight in her ear.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left' so they turned around and went home.

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!'

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident.

Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the blonde ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, 'I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a blind policeman!''

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Guy's point of view
(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)

We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it's
off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)
You don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you
own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for
that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether

FUNNY THINGS I FOUND...

I did not slap you. I simply high-fived your face.

You're my best friend. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You joke, I joke. You're sad, I'm sad. You're happy, I'm happy. You jump off a bridge...I'll miss you!!

I told your boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.

Don't mess with me. I've got a gun, a shovel, and a big backyard.

Boys are like slinkys. Totally useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

What happens when you get scared half to death twice??

"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"

F.I.N.A.L.S-Fuck, I never actually learned this shit.

"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

Ouch! That parked car hit me!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

There are 2 types of pedestrians; the quick and the dead.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

Don't tick me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity just got framed.

Some people say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.'' I think not, because if you sit there and just say BANG, I don't think that would kill too many people.

I don't have to be faster than the bear, I just have to be faster than you!

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Look out! Russel Crow has a phone!

(if you heard that he got really mad and threw his phone in a huge crowd and it hit someone in the head!)

I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over!

The extiction of the dinosaurs wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all commited suicide.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!

If you're going to be two-faced, sweetie, then at least make one of them pretty.

An idiot is a windowwasher on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they both have a common enemy.

News casters are people who tell you "Good Evening", then tell you why it's not.

Two things are infinate; infinity and human stupidity.

MORE FUNNY STUFF I FOUND...

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Don't worry about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia!

Frienship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

Borrow money from pessimists; they don't expect to get it back.

"It's always in the last place you look." Well, duh! If you already found it, why would you keep looking?

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon!

Don't help old ladies across the street. Leave 'em in the middle!

Whose cruel idea was it for "lisp" to have an 's' in it?

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you'd want to watch out for!"
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean 1)

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button.

We're tighter than a fat guy in spandex!

Boy are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable!

Good friends hand you a tissue for your tears, but Best friends call him and say, "Seven days.."

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty.

We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?

"Officer, I swear to Drunk Im not God."

You Might Be a Blond If...

You tried to drown a fish.

Someone told you your cellphone died, so you buried it.

You look for something, only to realize it was in your hand the whole time.

You have complete faith in a doctor whose office plants have died.

You locked yourself in your own car.

You can't fix your brakes, so you make the horn louder instead.

You gave an ADHD kid markers.

You accidently drowned because there was a scratch & sniff at the bottom of a pool.

You call someone to for help because your T.V. isn't working, only you realize it wasn't plugged up in the first place.

Guy's Point of View

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.> DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

> Holdin Hands-
> Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times.
> Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

> Cuddling-
> Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
> Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

> Movies-
> Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
> Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

> Loving each other-
> Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

> Laying below the stars-
> Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
> Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

> guys: no grabbing!!

> Guys repost this if you agree.

> Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

> Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the> girls that read this will repost this .

> Now copy and repost this; if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years.

> By 12 am tonight your one true love will realize how much they want you.

> If you don't repost this, you will have bad luck for your entire life!!

> repost as: Guy's point of view

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but my fist will break your jaw!

I like the word spork.

I run with scisors. It makes me feel dangerous.

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“This isn’t just goodbye, this is I can’t stand you.”

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Smile... it confuses people.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter

"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!

If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Vampire Academy series are the best books known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

"Music is like candy--you throw away the rappers."

Who or who?:

Vampire Academy characters:

Lissa or Rose?

Rose

Dimitri or Christian?

Dimitri

Rose or Dimitri?

Rose

Rose or Adrian?

Rose

Adrian or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Tasha or Rose?

Rose (in my eyes Tasha is a biatch)

Janine or Rose

Rose

Mason or Eddie?

Mason

Tatiana or Victor?

NEITHER!

Mason or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Eddie or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Tasha or Dimitri?

Dimitri

Dimitri or Janine?

Dimitri

Dimitri or Lissa?

Dimitri

Gravity is my greatest enemy o.0

Looks at homework That's it! Screw college, I'm going into the fast food business!

It's not a lie! It's just an exaggeration of a non-fiction statement...

Farmers Life insurance: does that mean you get paid when you die?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Happiness is like a disease, contagious by touch...POKE! :D

Taps persons head Do I hear an echo?

I'm not insane!!...Just normally this way...

SELL YOUR SOUL...for a cupcake!

I'm 100 focus-...ooooo look at the pretty butterfly...!

It's not that I dislike you...I just...hate people

Crushes are like puppies; cute when they follow you around... but when you throw a stick they won't leave!!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not sing: "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tasty!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 98 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?"

I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC

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If you think MI Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Simon Lewis or a Jace Lightwood somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same, but I hope it is!) copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile

If you believe that Vamps(Like Si) exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Quotes!:)

"Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them on eBay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
"A mythical place of great magical power."-Clary and Jace in City Of Bones

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Though I've been told the resemblance is startling.-Luke and Simon in City of Bones

"That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
"Why?" Isabelle said.
"So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means."-Jace and Isabelle in City Ashes

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." -Jace and Dorothea in City of Bones

“I don’t want to be a man,” said Jace. “I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”
“Well,” said Luke, “you’re doing a fantastic job.”-Luke and Jace in City of Ashes

"I'll just have them change demonology text books from ‘almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec.He prefers his monsters really, really extinct. Will that make you happy?"
-Jace to Alec in City of Ashes

"Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know." Simon trying to get Clary's attention in City of Bones

"What's this?" He demanded, looking from Clary, to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing here. "It's a girl" Jace said, recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."-Jace and Alec in City of Bones

"Pretty soon the only people without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like Windex." "At least you know he's still available." -Clary and Simon in City of Bones

"I'm pure at heart, it repells the dirt"-Isabelle in City of Ashes

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain" -Simon in City of Bones

"Patience grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."

"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'", said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

"Confused is a good word for it."-Maia, Simon and and Jace in City of Glass

"Look you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name."

"So that's why you never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrasing."-Clary and Simon in City of Glass

"So technically, even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother"-Simon to Clary in City of Glass

"So it's true. You can walk in sunlight"
"I thought perhaps it might have worn off'

"If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know."-Jace and Simon in City of Glass

"You look happy. And a good thing for you that she does"

"Is this the part where you tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"

"No. If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons."-Simon and Jace in City of Glass

"I'm going to offer you some advice. I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success. And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive - undead thing. But I'd drop that whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can't possibly be very good."

"I don't suppose there's any chanceyou could reconsider the part where you don't like me?"

"Enough , both of you, you can't be complete jerks to eachother forever."

"Technically," Said Simon, "I can."-Jace, Simon and Clary in City of Glass

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"-Jace on City of Bones

"Vials of holy water, blessed knives, steel and silver blades," Jace said, piling the weapons on the floor beside him, "electrum wire—not much use at the moment, but it's always good to have spare—silver bullets, charms of protection, crucifixes, stars of David—"

"Jesus," Said Clary

"I doubt he'd fit."-Jace and Clary in City of Bones

" Remember when we were back at the hotel and you said if we make it out alive you'll dress up in a nurse outfit and give me a spongebath"

"Actually Simon said he'll give you the spongebath"

"As soon as I'm on my feet, handsome."

"I knew we should have left you as a rat."-Jace, Clary and Simon in City of Bones

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."

"They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."

"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."

Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down."-Magnus and Malachi in City of Glass

"‘Well, I’m not kissing the mundane,’ said Jace. ‘I’d rather stay down here and rot.’

‘Forever?’ said Simon. ‘Forever’s an awfully long time.’

Jace raised his eyebrows. ‘I knew it,’ he said. ‘You want to kiss me, don’t you?’-Simon and Jace in City of Ashes

"Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."-Jace to Clary in City of Bones

"Is this the part where you start tearing stripes of your shirt to bind my wounds?"

"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."-Clary and Jace in City of Bones

"Do you think Hodge will want any soup?" Isabelle asked

"No one wants any soup."Said Jace.

"I want some soup," Simon said.

"No, you don't, you just want to sleep with Isabelle."

Simon was appalled. "That is not true."

"How flattering," Isabelle murmured into the soup, but she was smirking,

"Oh, yes it is, go ahead and ask her--then she can turn you down and the rest of us can get on with our lives while you fester in misrable humiliation." He snapped his fingers. "Hurry up, mundie boy, we've got work to do."-Isabelle, Jace and Simon in City of Bones

"I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind to get drunk and pass out in some gutter, I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow."- Jace, talking about Simon, (to pretty much no one) in City of Ashes

"Enourmous?" Said Jace, "Did you just call me fat?"

"It was an anology."

"I am not fat."-Jace and the Inquisitor in City of Ashes.

"Less than five slices isn't a meal. It's a snack. Does this mean you're going to wolf out and eat me?"

"Certainly not, you would be stringy and hard to digest."

"But kosher."

"I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes your way."- Simon and Luke in City of Ashes.

"I don't know," Clary said, "Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck."

"If you don't like it, Nephilim," Came Magnus's voice, "you're welcome to see if you can walk on water."- Clary and Magnus-In City of Ashes

Maia snorted "I'm from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge."-Maia to Clary in City of Ashes.

"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No, probably not."-Simon in City of Ashes!

Okay! I have to actually force myself to stop with the quotes, because they are so much fun! No really stop!Maybe just one more quote! "Maybe we should all have code names."
"Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Hotschaft Von Hugenstein."-Jace and Isabelle in City of Bones!

True Avenged Sevenfold Fans
1. Know more songs then Bat Country, Beast And The Harlot or Almost Easy.
2. You accept them for their changes.
3. You don't call them sell outs.
4. You would get their names tattooed on you (or the deathbat).
5. You know their names/stage names and what they do in the band.
6. You love them, their personalities, and music!!
7. You are known at school as the "A7X girl/guy."
8. You write their names or song lyrics all over your body in permanent marker and re-write it when it starts to wash off.
9. If you met the hottest guy, they would be gone in a sec if they dissed A7X.
10. You would risk your life to stand up to anyone who says something bad about Avenged Sevenfold.
11. Your quote to live by is "seize the day or die regretting the time you lost."
12. You had to put A7X in one of your stories that had nothing to do with them...at all.
13. Often, your threats include something with the band. (e.g. "Don't make me send Syn after you!")
14. You randomly sing their songs and it's starting to drive your friends crazy.
15. It upsets your best friend when you argue who's hotter; Syn or Zacky. Although you never win because you're both so headstrong...
16. You quote funny lines from their tour intros on the Live In The LBC disc from Diamonds In The Rough.
17. You talk about the guys like they're your best friends.
18. Your ringtones are Avenged Sevenfold songs and sometimes you don't answer your phone quick enough because you're too busy singing to it.
19. You honestly feel that they saved your life.
20. You're not obsessed, you're addicted!

Funny enough... all that above is true LMAO

Vampire Academy shit

Who introduced you to the books?
I was at the library and saw vampire and went OOO PRETTY!!READS

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
HAHAHAH borrow HAHAHAH I bought them bitches and LOVED every single one

Are you most looking forward to: Blood Promise, Spirit Bound or Succubus Shadows?
Spirit Bound!! >_

What's your dream ending to the series?
Christian and Lissa getting back together, Dimitri being a dhampir again, Adrian getting it on with Tasha Ozera ;p Abe and Janine get married lol

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?
Dimitri and Rose are tied

Who's your favorite Dhampir?
AH... don't make choose!!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
SO MANY GRAWRRR

What was your favorite Rose and Adrian moment?
HAHAh dirty little Moroi leaving her presents in the form of perfume bottles nadh se goes to yell at him

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?
When Rose protected Lissa from Mia

What was your favorite adventure/battle
The battle of crazy fucking strigoi douchebag Isaiah and Elena in Frostbite

Which book cover was your favorite?
...Spirit bound

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Hellz ya!

This or That?

Vampire Academy or Frostbite?
Vampire Academy get hot rose/dimitri action in it

Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?
Shadow Kiss

Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?
BOTH has hot sexy steamy moments with dimitri and rose

Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?
I'll let you know when spirit bound comes out

Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?
Dimitri.

Who do you like more:

Rose or Dimitri?
Dimitri

Rose or Adrian?
Rose

Rose or Lissa?
Rose

Lissa or Adrian?
Adrian

Rose or Mia?
Rose

Christian or Lissa?
Christian

Christian or Dimitri?
Dimitri

Kirova or Alberta?
Alberta

Adrian or Christian?

Christian.

Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?
Janine

Lissa or Mia?
Lissa

Eddie or Mason?
Eddie

Anna or Vladimir?
Anna

Adrian or Mason?
Mason

Eddie or Christian?
Christian

Eddie or Adrian?
Eddie

Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi (Nathan) or Victor?
Victor

Moroi or Dhampir?
Dhampir!!

The Saddest Story Never Told Videos:

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5E4ebAe1ZI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd-rvXXlPx8

Vladimir Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKBouSdGZRs

Strange Angels shit:

I am a fan of the graves and dru pairing they just fit so well together! I plan on making a graves/dru fic eventually and in honor of it i made this poster sorta thing

GRAVES VIDEO! Read the description so you know what its about!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foBy8MwaMsc

Dru/Graves

http://i39.tinypic.com/wquiit.jpg

Enjoy!


Criminal Minds shit:

Favorite Quotes:

JJ: about the incredible Sir Kneighf Please don’t tell me you have a crush on a fictional character.
Garcia: He’s not fictional. He’s the online alter-ego of a real person.
JJ: Hmmm, you don’t even know anything about him, even if it is…him.
Garcia: Look, we meet online at specified times that he is never late to. We spend hours adventuring and chatting during which time I have his undivided attention and he lavishes me with flattery. When was the last time you had a date go that well?
JJ: See if he’s got a fictional brother.

--
Garcia
: Hey, you know what this means? We can find out if Princess Diana's death really was accidental!
JJ: I think this is exactly what got you on the list.

--
Garcia rattles off some bad Spanish

Morgan: Easy there, Garcia. I think you just offended somebody’s mother.
Garcia: Shut up you. I took French. What can I say?
Morgan: Penelope, your last name is Garcia.
Garcia: Yeah, I know. It’s my stepfather’s name. Do you want my genius or not?

--
Reid
: to the waitress, after having difficulty with his chopsticks Excuse me, could I get a fork perhaps? group laughs Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick. He equated knives with acts of aggression.
Morgan: You don't know how to use them, do ya?
Reid: It's like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number two pencils. It’s absolutely incredible, 1.3 billion people stay nourished because of these things. --
Officer
: So are we looking for an ex-con or some nut job with an Amazon account? --
Female Officer
: after hearing the unsub's profile So we're looking for a small, angry, white guy with a day job? --
Hotchner
: Ok, here's what we know. Blitz attackers are almost always male.
Morgan: Well, he got picked up in the pouring rain by a New York cabbie, so we definitely know he's not a brother.

--
Blackwolf
: Samuel, tell the men from the FBI who the Ga'he are.
Reid: The Ga'he are mighty spirits who dwell in desert caves.
Hotchner: Reid, is your name Samuel?
Reid: Sorry. --
Gideon: The children?
Hotchner: Fine, we got them out before they got here. We took down these four.
Reid: Without firing a shot?
Blackwolf: Captain America here shot number 5.
Hotchner: You’re welcome. --
Blackwolf
: I have other options besides shooting a man.
Reid: Like negotiating?
Blackwolf: Like running. --
Blackwolf
: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me.
Hotchner: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.

--
Elle: Brother…as in that’s Hotch’s brother?
Garcia: Maybe Hotch is adopted?

--
JJ: That’s Hotch’s brother? I don’t see it.
Hotch: Sean, listen to me. All I’m saying is that you’re 25 years old.
Sean: You know what? Don’t profile me Aaron. storms away
JJ: Now I see it.

Blackwolf: to Gideon You look like a college professor. to Reid You look like his student. to Hotchner You look like FBI.

(Garcia doesn't want to meet the Dawes)
Garcia: They slaughtered 13 young girls with blond hair, (points to self) HELLO!

--
Reid
: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll go to prison and you'll become someone's bitch.
Reid: Really?

(Garica calls Morgan on his cell phone)
Morgan: Yeah,Morgan
Garica: Isn't this spooky
Morgan: Isn't what spooky?
Garica: That right now you were thinking about me, and out of the blue your phone rings and it's me. Huh? How's that for a spiritual connection?
Morgan: Umm. Do I know you?
Garica: Why do you hurt me?
(Morgan laughs)

Hotchner: Nice shot
Ried: I was aiming for his leg
Hotchner: Well, I wouldn't have kept kicking you, I was afraid you didn't get my plan.
Reid: I got your plan the minute you moved the hostages out of my line of fire.
Hotchner: Well I hope I didn't hurt you too badly.
Reid: Hotch, I was a twelve year old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year old girl.

--
Garcia: Office of Supreme Genius Puzzle solver. Do you have a riddle for me?
Reid: (over phone) I found out that Bale has been accessing the Internet by getting around a fire wall that is set up on a prison library computer. This guy even has an e-mail address.
Garcia: Wow. Sneaky bastard.
Reid: Yeah.

--
Morgan: Look, we need as close to the real voice as you can get, and anything that might be in the background. Can you do it?
Garcia: Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asks McCoy to do something totally impossible, and McCoy says, "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker"?
Morgan: Hey, what are you telling me, not to expect a miracle?
Garcia: No, I'm saying I'm not a doctor.
Morgan: (laughs) That's my girl.
--

Elle: What... what is the most sinful place on campus?
Morgan: Come on, Elle, when I was in college, it was everywhere.Gideon: No badges. I don’t want to satisfy the unsub’s need for attention by letting him know the FBI is here. Try not to look official. (looks at the team) Try to look less official.Morgan: You know there’s got to be a faster way to do this. How about we just change the first question to ‘have you recently dated a homicidal pyromaniac?’ Elle: There could be an email or a journal in the computer, something that tells us where Heather is. Do you think you can break in?
Morgan: In six drives?
Gideon: "Try again. Fail again. Fail better."
Reid: (nods) Samuel Beckett.
Morgan: "Try not. Do or do not."
(Gideon looks at Reid as he doesn't know the quote)
Reid: Yoda. Garcia: (on the phone) You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's Office of Supreme Genius.
Morgan: Hey, it's Morgan. Need you to work me some magic here. I got a program called Deadbolt Defense and a girl with only a couple of hours to live, so what do you know?
Garcia: Then you gotta problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Morgan: I thought I was calling the Office of Supreme Genius.
Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been rerouted to the Office of Too Friggin' Bad.

Morgan: Oh, one last thing. Look up the words "sexy" and "brilliant" in that computer of yours, and tell me what you come up with.
Garcia: Look at that, it's me.
Morgan: You are a goddess, woman. Ciao. to surrounding fertility clinic patients, most of whom are paying rapt attention ...It was a work call.

--
Garcia: He who seeks the "Queen of All Knowledge," speak and be recognized.
Reid: Garcia, we're sending you some cigarettes.
Garcia: Why not a flesh-eating virus? It'll be faster and far less painful.Reid: We need some butts rushed to the lab for DNA analysis.
Garcia: Reid... I love it when you say "butts."

--
Garcia: Referring to what the bomber said about computers Yikes - that would totally suck for me, whisper I'm surrounded in here.
Morgan: Come on, what are you worried about? You've got me to protect you.
Garcia: Hah! Now that gets my blood up.
--

Garcia: Brace yourselves. I'm going to teach you the meaning of L.U.S.T.
Gideon: Did she say lust?
Garcia: I cross-referenced every known fact on the victims and I just found a website that links both Dennis Cutler and Mathew Jarvis' companies on a list of businesses guilty of L.U.S.T.
Hotchner: I'm missing something.
Garcia: Leaking Underground Storage Tanks.Hotch: “The modern furniture, the strategically placed magazines, the framed diplomas, the art on the wall are all in conflict with your family photos. You have three children, but you favour the middle one - your son."
Erin: (interrupts) “What do you think you're doing?
Hotch: (continues) “Of course you love all your children, but not like your son...”
Erin: "That's enough!"
Hotch: "The bonsai you obsessively nurture is to compensation for feelings of failure as a mother."
Erin: "Agent Hotchner! I said that is enough. My position is not in question here. As your superior, I am questioning your ability to lead your team."
Hotch: "My team? Let me tell you about my team. Agent Morgan fought to protect his identity from the very people who could save him. Why? Because trust has to be earned, and there are very few people he truly trusts. Reid’s intellect is a shield which protects him from his emotions and, at the moment, his shield is under repair. Prentiss overcompensates because she doesn’t yet feel she’s a part of the team. She needn’t worry. Every day, Agent Jareau fields dozens of requests for our team and every night she goes home hoping she’s made the right choices. Garcia fills her office with figurines and color to remind herself to smile as the horror fills her screens and Agent Gideon in many ways is damned by his profound knowledge of others, which is why he shares so little of himself yet he pours his heart into every case we handle. I stand by my actions and I stand by my team, and if you think that you can find a better person for the job, good luck."
Erin: "Agent Hotchner..."
Hotch: "How do I know you favor your son? I'm good at my job!"

--
Morgan: Garcia, baby girl, please tell me something I want to hear.
Garcia: You are a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder.
Morgan: How about something I don't already know?
Garcia: (after an intentional pause) I have a sweet tooth.Garcia: (answering phone) Talk dirty to me.
Section Chief Erin Strauss: This is Section Chief Erin Strauss.
Garcia: (horrified and red-faced) Ma'am, I think it goes without saying that I was expecting it to be someone else.
Garcia: (answering phone later) FBI Technical Analyst Penelope Garcia speaking.

--
Morgan: (on phone) Hey, girl, you’re on speaker – behave.
Garcia: Or what, you’ll spank me?
--

Morgan: (examining camera surveillance footage) Well, can't you get a better angle?
Garcia: Sugar, I'm not London here; I can only work with what they have. And, believe me when I tell you, the 1980s just called. They want their security system back.

--
Garcia: To Reid and Morgan When I was in the ambulance I could hear the song 'Heroes' playing in my head. I kept flashing in and out of consciousness and I remember thinking, 'Wait. Is David Bowie really God?'

--
Garcia: Do you know who Frank Miller is?
Morgan: Frank Miller... Sounds familiar. Un-sub?
Garcia: laughs No, graphic novelist. 300? Sin City?
Morgan: Oh, right, right, right. Cool movies.
Garcia: He said something once and it makes me think of you. "The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time."Garcia: There is really no acceptable excuse for violence, but for you I am making an exception. (opens the front door) Oh my God, Agent Rossi!

--
Rossi: What kind of a researcher are you?
Garcia: I'm not a researcher. I'm a technical analyst.
Rossi: What the hell does that even mean?
Kevin: (entering room, naked, just out of the shower) You left the middle of my back totally unloofahed.

--
JJ: (looking at her files) (sarcastically) I'm not busy at all.
Garcia: So you don't want to hear about Agent Rossi showing up at my apartment after I had a post-coital shower with fellow FBI technical analyst Kevin Lynch?
JJ: (head snaps up) Please Sit.JJ: So, you were in the shower with Kevin Lynch?
Garcia: Come on, JJ. I'm being serious. I need your help.
JJ: With what?
Garcia: Agent Rossi. We're not supposed to date fellow Bureau employees.
JJ: From what I hear, Rossi is the reason most of these fraternization rules even exist.Garcia: (on the phone) Yes, I know what a closed adoption means. Do you know what a court order means?
JJ: (whispers) We don't have time for a court order.
Garcia: You know what Ma'am? I'm done being nice. If you look to your cursor you'll notice it's moving on its own, that's me hacking your secure network. Now i got her file, now i got her social, and now cause your grumpy, I'm gonna send your boss those Jamaican vacation photos. Check you out, no tan lines!

--
Reid: (examining Prentiss' high school yearbook picture) It's remarkable. Something like this makes you question everything you thought you knew.
Garcia: Yeah. Like the monolith in 2001.
Reid: So there was actually a time when something like this was socially acceptable?
Garcia: Oh, you're young. The 80s left a lot of people confused. This is especially sad, though.

Garcia: Morgan?
Morgan: Yeah baby?
Garcia: You sound stressed.
Morgan: Do I?
Garcia: Where are you?
Morgan: Not where I want to be right now.
Morgan: Garcia...I'll tell you what you are to me. You're my god-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing; whatever happens...don't you ever stop talking to me
Garcia: I can't right now cause I'm mad at you
Morgan: That can wait.Garcia: So we'll search birth records from August, September, 2007. How's that? We'll do single mothers only, in case she wanted to keep the father a secret. You know, didn't wanna brag. "Oh, your baby daddy's a third grade teacher? Well mine likes to poke people in the stomach with tools. So there".
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Reid: They didn't care about race of hair colour it's men that do.
Garcia: (appearing on screen with red hair) Damn straight. Men do.
Morgan: Well hello red! Look at you! Guys.. (turns screen around)
JJ and Prentiss: (smiling) Wow!
Hotch:
Garcia: At first only that both garments were made from chiffon but with the wonder twin powers of the Atlantic city police and my impecable eye for fashion we have also determined that that these garments fit rediculosly well. They are super flattering to each victims exact mesurements, kind of exactly like the unsub whipped them up herself.

Garcia: Hi there. I'm Penelope.
Christopher: Good for you...
Garica: Can I sit down?
Christopher: You're the cop..
Garcia: Um. I look like a cop to you?
Christopher: Yeah. What, you aren't?
Garcia: No. The FBI tech analyst. I just have some administrative cyber crud, to go over with you. Just to geek at.
Christopher: Cool...
Garcia: You are glum. Time is a great healer.
Christopher: You have no idea how I feel...
Garcia: Well I lost my mom and my dad when I was about your age so, I dunno I think I have a pretty good idea... And I felt totally alone. Until I found the netizens.
Christopher: (smiling) BTTT
Garcia: And I'm not lying, it'll totally get better. BTW I like your nails.
Christopher: Thanks. You're not a goth?
Garcia: You know I dont think I'm supossed to be anymore but (holds up her hands to show her painted nails) the love is still there.
Christopher: (laughs) So you're FBI?
Garcia: Yeah I know, it's crazy, but I love it... I enjoy your earring too. Where did you score that?
Christopher: eBay. It's supposed to be Johnny D's from that pirate movie.
Garcia: Most awsome.

Rossi: She's good. Established repore when Morgan and Reid couldn't.
Hotchner: We should bring her out all the time.

Favorite Quotes

Why do bad things happen to good people? Because it helps them to see how to make this world a better place. Because that’s what separates the truly good people from those who only think they are good people. Bad things happen to good people because it is a necessary part of making a good person great.

--Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. -James Dean

--Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll

--Google is your friend (LOL)

--Work like you don't need the money, love like your heart has never been broken, and dance like no one is watching. -Aurora Greenway

--If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I would use my last breath to say I love you

--Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever.. and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you.

--A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Walter Winchell

--Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. John Gardner

--Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead

Just walk beside me and be my friend

--Live life as you will die tomorrow and dream forever

--I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. Jack Handey

Stop planning your life, and let it plan itself. Quit trying to find the perfect boy & let him find you. If you dont want drama then dont talk *. Things are only as complicated as you make them.

--If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you did

--Some mistakes are just to fun to make only once

--Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on

--Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

--Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

--Nobody really cares if you're miserable so you may as well be happy

--Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

--If I had to choose between you and a smile, I'd choose you because without u I can't smile

My favorite quotes or sentences are:

(Vampire Academy)
'Rose is red, But never blue, Sharpas a thorn, Fights like one too'- Adrian Ivashkov.
'I set of to kill the man I love'- Rose Hathaway
'Roza, you forgot my first lesson. Don't hesitate.'- Dimitri Belikov
'I was testing the dorm security. It sucks'- Rose Hathaway
'"Then start walking, Rose." I set of to kill the man I loved'- Rose Hathaway

(House of Night)
'then James Stark, Zoey Redbird's warrior, bowed his head and began to cry'
'A guy once told me girls purses remind him of spiders'- Zoey Redbird

(Twilight)
'I do a good job of blocking painful, unnecessary things from my memory.'- Bella Swan

I dont have anymore favorite quotes from books thats about it.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers/toes then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

sarcasm; my anti drug.
if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls.
forget a prince with a horse, i want a vampire with a volvo.

bob tried to take my twilight books. bob isnt with us anymore.

i am a twilightaholic.

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN THEN COPY AND PASTE INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM!!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

Hidan: There, there, Dei-chan...kisses forehead
Deidara: blushing out of embarisment EW!
Sasori: Pulls out kunai Hidan, give him back or I'll kill him...
Deidara: EEP! Hidan, you retard, let go of me! do as he says, un!
Hidan: At least you'll die in a real man's arms, instead of a puppet's.
Deidara:...I'm a guy...
Hidan: so?
Sasori and Deidara: ...weirded out
Sasori:Deidara?
Deidara: Yes, un?
Sasori: RUN!
Deidara: Following Sasori like Death was at his heels
Hidan: What the hell?! A replacement jutsu?!extremely pissed off

I borowed the above topic from Kurotorachan's profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

okay, who gots shivers from that poem? i did.

OMGOMGOMG DID ANYONE ELSE START HYPERVENTILATING NEAR THE END OF LAST SACRIFICE? I actually almost passed out because I couldn't breathe. And, I WAS SOOOOOO RIGHT ABOUT THE MURDERER AND THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD! WOOT WOOT!

I have just finished the Mortal Instruments series, and OMG it was amazing :D I FREAKING ADORE JACE WAYLAND! He's awesome :) I'm done reading Clockwork Angel, the first book in the Infernal Devices series, which is the prequel series to the Mortal Instruments. I love Will soo much, Jace is so similar to him :D it must run in their blood to be so freaking amazing ;)

am 100% Team Dimitri :) I mean, he's beautiful!

Jace Wayland and Will Herondale are my life :)Ok, who else HATES Bella? I know I do :D I hate Jacob too :P

Favorite VA quotes (Ah, there's so many):

"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I'd put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?" -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Oh God, I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"You're beautiful in battle. Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven." -Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

"If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you." -Dimitri Belikov, Vampire Academy

"I love you, Roza. I'll always be there for you. I'm not going to let anything happen to you." -Dimitri Belikov, Shadow Kiss

"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway. I can die a happy man." -Adrian Ivashkov, Shadow Kiss

"Did you know that Victor Dashkov is sitting on your bed?" -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

"Rose is in red, never in blue. Sharp as a thorn, fights like one too." -Adrian Ivashkov, Frostibite?

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought the hats." -Christian Ozera, Vampire Academy

"If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around." -Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

Dimitri: "Why did you come here?"
Rose: "Because you hit me on the head and dragged me here."
If I was going to die, I was going to go in true Rose style. -Dimitri Belikov and Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"The mental and physical pain were starting to drag me under, and with my last effort, I wet my lips choked out another gem from my Russian vocabulary. "Pazvaneet?" The woman looked back at me in surprise. I wasn't sure if I had the word right. I might have just asked for a pay phone instead of a cell phone-or maybe I'd asked for a giraffe-but hopefully the message came through regardless." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"I shivered, trying to imagine myself as one of them. Red rings around my pupils. Tanned skin gone pale. I couldn’t picture it, and I supposed I’d never have to actually see myself if it happened. Strigoi cast no reflections. It would make doing my hair a real pain in the ass." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"I focused on him (Adrian) as hard as I could while I waited for sleep to come, as though my thoughts might act as some sort of bat signal and summon him." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"It occurred to me with startling clarity that I was making out with a Strigoi. And that was . . . weird." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of suprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fair to have one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

"Now rumors of my humiliation were trickling down to the lower campuses. If I walked over to the elementary dorms, some six-year-old would probably tell me she'd heard that I killed Christian." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

Mason: "Belikov is a sick, evil man and should be thrown into a pit of rabid vipers for the offense he committed against you this morning."
Rose: "Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?"
Mason: "I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers, though."
Rose: "Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?"
Mason: "You ever try to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering."
Rose: "Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this." -Mason Ashford and Rose Hathaway, Frostibite

"I had left a body in the park, but seriously, what was I supposed to do? Drag him back to my hotel and tell the bellhop my friend had had too much to drink?" -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Yeva sat in a rocking chair and appeared to be the world’s most stereotypical grandmother as she knit a pair of socks. Except most grandmothers didn’t look like they could incinerate you with a single glance." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack." -Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy

"And then, suddenly, he (Dimitri) was there, charging down the hallway like Death in a cowboy duster." -Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy

Janine: "You two have a lot in common."
Rose: "Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, like to intimidate people, and-oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point. -Janine and Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

Rose: "Couldn’t Lissa have healed that black eye away?"
Adrian: "It’s a badge of honor. Makes me seem manly." -Rose Hathaway & Adrian Ivashkov, Blood Promise

"I know how devastated you must be to miss me. But leave a message, and I’ll try to ease your agony as soon as possible." -Adrian Ivashkov, Blood Promise

"If only it were that easy. You forget: I have an addictive personality. I'm addicted to you. Somehow I think you could do all sorts of bad things to me, and I'd still come back to you." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

"I can't wait until this show gets on the road. You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each other's hair, telling ghost stories . . ." -Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

Rose: "Do you have, like, a T. rex you're going to feed?"
Christian: "Only if you want some." -Rose Hathaway and Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

"Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

Dimitri: "Roza . . . Why? Why did you have to be so difficult? We could've spent eternity together . . ."
Rose: "Sorry. My eternity doesn't involve being part of the undead mafia."
Dimitri: "I know. Eternity will be lonely without you." -Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

Rose: "I . . . I know. I know it's not him. I know he's a monster, but we can save him . . . if we can do what Robert was telling us about . . ."
Eddie: "That's what this is about? Rose, that's ridiculous! You can't believe that. Strigoi are dead. They're gone to us. Robert and Victor were feeding you a bunch of crap."
Rose: "Then why are you even here? Why have you stuck with us?"
Eddie: "Because you're my friend. I stayed with you through all of this . . . breaking out Victor, listening to his crazy brother . . . because I knew you needed me. You all did, to help keep you safe. I thought you had a real reason for getting Victor out - and that you were going to return him. Does it sound crazy? Yeah, but that's normal for you. You've always had good reasons for what you do. But this . . . this is crossing a line. Letting Strigoi go in order to chase some idea - some idea that you couldn't possibly work - is ten times worse than what we did with Victor. A hundred times worse. Every day that Dimitri walks the world is another day that people are going to die." -Rose Hathaway and Eddie Castile, Spirit Bound

"Dimitri must have grown tired of waiting for me. He held on to my shoulder and jerked me toward him, triumph flaring in those red eyes. In the sort of space we were in, this was probably all he needed to kill me. This time, he had what he wanted." -Rose Hathaway, Spirit Bound

Dimitri: "I told you. I told you I'd find you."
Rose: "Yeah, I got the memos."
Dimitri: "Yet here you are, foolishly stepping outside when you should've stayed in the safety of Court. I couldn't believe it when my spies told me. And strangest of all, you didn't come alone. You brought Moroi. You've always taken risks with your own life, but I didn't expect you to be so hasty with theirs." -Rose Hathaway and Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

"The shadow-kissed don't have the gift of life. Only the spirit-blessed. The question is: Who's capable of doing it? Gentle Girl or Drunken Sod? My wager would be on Gentle Girl." -Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

Adrian: "You're lying."
Robert: "And who are you to say that? How can you tell? You've bruised and abused your powers so much, it's a wonder you can even touch the magic anymore. And all these things you do to yourself . . . it doesn't truly help, does it? Spirit's punishment still affects you . . . soon you won't be able to tell reality from dream . . ."
Adrian: "I don't need any physical signs to see that you're lying. I know you are because what you're describing is impossible. There's no way to save a Strigoi. When they're gone, they're gone. They're dead. Undead. Forever."
Robert: "That which is dead doesn't always stay dead . . ." -Adrian Ivashkov and Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

Robert: "A bond . . . I've almost forgotten what it was like . . . but Alden. I've never forgotten Alden . . ."
Rose: "I'm sorry. I can only imagine what it must've been like . . . losing him . . ."
Robert: "No. You cannot. It's like nothing you can imagine. Nothing. Right now . . . right now . . . you have the world. A universe of senses beyond those of others, an understanding of another person that no one can have. To lose that . . . to have that ripped away . . . it would make you wish for death." -Rose Hathaway and Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

"He's hot - like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic." -Rose Hathaway, Frostbite

"Who have you brought, Victor? Who are these children? Two spirit users and . . . one of the shadow-kissed?" -Robert Doru, Spirit Bound

"I had to give him credit for stepping up to a lost cause, though considering our sketchy relationship, I still wasn't sure why he had. My biggest theories were that he didn't trust royals and that he felt fatherly obligation. In that order." -Rose Hathaway, Last Sacrifice

Rose: "So what are you doing here? I know it's not just a fatherly visit. You never do anything without a reason."
Abe: "Of course not. Why do anything without a reason?"
Rose: "Don't start up with your circular logic."
Abe: "No need to be jealous. If you work hard and put your mind to it, you might just inherit my brilliant logic skills someday." -Rose Hathaway and Abe Mazur, Last Sacrifice

"Sometimes the greatest tests of our strength are situations that don't seem so obviously dangerous. Sometimes surviving is the hardest thing of all." -Abe Mazur, Last Sacrifice

"Abe had not earned his reputation as zmey—the serpent—for nothing. He was always calculating, always looking for an advantage. It seemed my tendency toward crazy plots ran in the family." -Rose Hathaway, Last Sacrifice

Rose: "Stop it! Do not use compulsion on me. You're my friend. Friends dont use their powers on each other"
Lissa: "Friends don't abandon each other. If you're my friend you wouldnt do it."
Rose: "It's not about you,okay? This time, its about me. Not you. All my life, lissa ... all my life, it's been the same. They come first. I've lived my life for you. I've trained to be your shadow, but you know what? I want to come first. I need to take care of myself for once. I'm tired of looking out for everyone else and having to put aside what I want. Dimitri and I did that, and look at what happened. He's gone. I will never hold him again. Now I owe it to him to do this. I'm sorry if it hurts you, buts it's my choice!"
Lissa: "You love him more than me,"
Rose: "He needs me right now."
Lissa: "I need you. He's gone, Rose."
Rose: "No, but he will be soon" -Rose Hathaway and Lissa Dragomir, Shadow Kiss

Adrian: "Studying’s overrated. Just find someone smart to copy off."
Lissa: "Are you saying I’m not smart?"
Adrian: "Hell no. You’re the smartest person I know. But that doesn’t mean you have to do unnecessary work."
Lissa: "You can’t succeed in life if you don’t work. Copying from others won’t get you anywhere."
Adrian: "Whatever, I copied all through school, and look how well I’m doing today." -Adrian Ivashkov and Lissa Dragomir, Blood Promise

Rose: "A spoon?"
Lissa: "Hey, it's not easy to keep getting a hold of silver. I have to take what I can get."
Rose: "Well, it'd make for happy dinner parties."
Lissa: "Speaking of which . . . how was your dinner party? I don't suppose Her Royal Majesty showed up?"
Rose: "She did, and . . . it wasn't awful."
Lissa: "What? Did you say 'wasn't'?"
Rose: "I know, I know. It was so crazy. It was this really quick visit to see Adrian, and she acted like me being there was no big deal. Of course, who knows what would have happened if she stayed? Maybe she would have turned into her old self. I would have needed a whole set of magic silverware then--to stop me from pulling a knife on her." -Rose Hathaway and Lissa Dragomir, Spirit Bound

Christian: "In spite of everything, even with Avery--"
Lissa: "Christian, I'm so sorry for that--"
Christian: "You don't have to--"
Lissa: "I do--"
Christian: "Damn it. Will you let me finish a sent--"
Lissa: "No." -Christian Ozera and Lissa Dragomir

Rose: "Hey, Mia."
Mia: "Another guy?"
Rose: "Mia, this is Adrian Ivashkov."
Adrian: "Always a pleasure to meet a friend of Rose's, especially a pretty one."
Rose: "We aren't friends,"
Mia: "Rose only hangs out with guys and psychopaths,"
Adrian: "Well, since I'm both a psychopath and a guy, that would explain why we're such good friends."
Rose: "You and I aren't friends either,"
Adrian: "Always playing hard to get, huh?"
Mia: "She's not that hard to get. Just ask half the guys at our school."
Rose: "Yeah, and you can ask the other half about Mia. If you can do a favor for her, she'll do lots of favors for you."
Mia: "Well, at least I don't do them for free." -Rose Hathaway, Mia Rinaldi & Adrian Ivashkov, Frostbite

Adrian: "And, I can visit people in their dreams."
Christian: "Stop. I can feel there’s a comment coming on about how women already dream about you. I just ate, you know." -Adrian Ivashkov and Christian Ozera, Blood Promise

Rose: "I hate it when you're the sane one. That's my job."
Adrian: "Rose, I can think of many words to describe you, sexy and hot being at the top of the list. You know what's not on the list? Sane."
Rose: "Okay, well, then my job is to be the less crazy one."
Adrian: "That I can accept." -Rose Hathaway and Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

Rose: ". . . I have to kill him."
Adrian: "Good, I'm glad."
Rose: "God. Are you that eager to get rid of any competition?"
Adrian: "No. I just know that as long as he's still alive--or, well, kind of alive--then you're in danger. And I can't stand that. I can't stand knowing that your life is in the balance. And it is, Rose. You'll never be safe until he's gone. I want you safe. I need you to be safe. I can't . . . I can't have anything happen to you." -Rose Hathaway and Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

Christian: "You guys are shopping?" he asked, glancing from Lissa to Adrian. "Getting in a little girl time?"
Adrian: "Hey, you'd benefit from a wardrobe change. Besides, I bet you'd look great in a halter top." -Christian Ozera and Adrian Ivashkov, Last Sacrifice


Favorite Mortal Instruments Quotes:

Jace: "Jesus! What's your problem?"
Alec: "This place is filled with Downworlders. You know that. I think you should try to keep the details of our investigation a secret."
Isabelle: "Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."
Jace: "Good idea. I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein." -Jace Wayland, Alec Lightwood and Isabelle Lightwood, City of Bones

Jace: "Can I help you with something?"
Clary: "Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you."
Jace: "Of course they are. I am stunningly attractive."
Clary: "Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?"
Jace: "Only from ugly people. The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me." -Jace Wayland and Clary Fray, City of Bones

Clary: "How did you know I had Shadowhunter blood? Was there some way you could tell?"
Jace: "I guessed. It seemed like the most likely explanation."
Clary: "You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me."
Jace: "I was ninety percent sure."
Clary: "I see."
There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more in surprise than pain.
Jace: "What the hell was that for?"
Clary: "The other ten percent." -Clary Fray and Jace Wayland, City of Bones.

"Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y" -Jace Wayland, City of Ashes

"Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilising flowerbeds, pulling the wings off flies, I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided to fake his own death before we got to the raping and pillaging or no-one would be safe" -Jace Wayland, City of Ashes

"His secrets? Oh yes, my father's terrified that I'll tell you he's always wanted to be a ballerina!" -Jace Wayland, City of Ashes

Isabelle: "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Clary: "Traded him for Alec."
Isabelle: "Not permanently?"
Jace: "No, just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back, in which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy."
Isabelle: "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
Simon: "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not." -Isabelle Lightwood, Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis, City of Ashes

Jace: "What's an eBay?"
Clary: "A mythical place of great magical power." -Jace Wayland and Clary Fray, City of Bones

Clary: "You can hang your head out the window, if you like"
Luke: "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever." -Clary Fray and Luke Garroway, City of Bones

"Lately I've been crossdressing. Also. I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know" -Simon Lewis, City of Bones

Jace: "I am a man and real men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown."
Isabelle: "Brown?"
Jace: "Brown is a manly color." -Jace Wayland and Isabelle Lightwood, City of Glass

Favorite Infernal Devices Quotes:

Gabriel: "You know, there was a time when I thought we could be friends, Will."
Will: "There was a time I thought I was a ferret, but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't." -Gabriel Lightwood and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Will: "That was enterprising."
Tessa: "Don't look pleased with yourself. When Will says 'enterprising' he means 'morally deficient.'"
"No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, 'Now, that's something I would have done.'" -Will Herondale and Tessa Gray, Clockwork Angel

"Beware Nephilim. As you slay others, so shall you be slain. Your angel cannot protect you against that which neither God nor the devil had made. An army born neither of heaven nor hell. Beware the hand of man, beware." -Miranda (automaton), Clockwork Angel

Tessa: "Won't we excite some sort of comment, hiding in here like this? The others-the vampires-I'm sure they were staring at us as we came in."
Magnus: "They were staring at Will. Will looks wrong."
Will: "I find that hard to credit coming from someone dressed as you are."
Magnus: "Will doesn't behave like the other human subjugates. He doesn't stare at his mistress with blind adoration, for instance."
Will: "It's that monstrous hat of hers. Puts me off." -Tessa Gray, Magnus Bane and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Tessa: "They're still looking at him. At Will, I mean."
Magnus: "Of course they are. Look at him. The face of a bad angel and eyes like the night sky in Hell. He's very pretty, and vampires like that. I can't say I mind either. Black hair and blue eyes are my favorite combination."
Tessa reached up to pat Camille's pale blond curls.
Magnus: "Nobody's perfect." -Tessa Gray and Magnus Bane, Clockwork Angel

Will: "Nice place to live, isn't it? Let’s hope they left something behind other than filth. Forwarding addresses, a few severed limbs, a prostitute or two . . ."
Jem: "Indeed. Perhaps, if we're fortunate, we can still catch syphilis."
Will: "Or demon pox. There's always demon pox."
Jem: "Demon pox does not exist."
Will:"Oh ye of little faith." -Will Herondale and Jem Carstairs, Clockwork Angel

"If you have a soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. Whatever the color, the shape, the design of the shade that conceals it, the flame inside the lamp remains the same. You are that flame." -Jem Carstairs, Clockwork Angel

Jem (to Tessa): "Must you go? I was rather hoping you'd stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must."
Will: "I'll stay. I can minister angelically."
Jem: "None too convincingly. And you're not as pretty to look at as Tessa is."
Will:"How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun."
Jem:"If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren't wrong." Jem Carstairs and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Will: "Well, she's not responding to my advances, so she must be dead."
Jem: "Or she's a woman of good taste and sense." -Will Herondale and Jem Carstairs, Clockwork Angel

"Let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." -Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Jem: "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
Will: "They ate it too. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck." -Jem Carstairs and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Tessa: "One must always be careful of books and what is inside them, for words have the power to change us."
Will: "I'm not sure a book has ever changed me. Well there is one volume that promises to teach one how to turn oneself into an entire flock of sheep-"
Tessa: "Only the very weak minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry." -Tessa Gray and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Will: "I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower selling child who asked me for two pence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me."
Tessa: "A little girl robbed you?"
Will: "Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel." -Will Herondale and Tessa Gray

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. or Mrs.

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move the body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his but and maybe even scar him for life (hehe)

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

Friends: Would comfort you if you got raped.

Best friends: The rapist's body would be in the gutter shortly.

Friends: At your house, they ask politely if they can use your computer to check their e-mail.

Best friends: They get into your FanFiction account that you provided them with your username and password to do so long ago, and post hilarious fanfics under your name, just for you.

Friends: Are sometimes bored when they're around you.

Best friends: Think you're the most hilarious and fun person ever.

Friends: Would feel uneasy going out for dinner with you if their parents didn't approve.

Best friends: Would go cliff-diving if you suggested it.

Friends: Will help you up when you fall

Best friends: Will laugh at you

Friends: Will tell you to look out for the pot hole.

Best friends: Will push you at the pot hole then laugh at you even more.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

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You Know You're a Book Addict If:

you get more excited about a book release then you do about your birthday.

You can randomly open to a page in a book and know exactly what's going on.

If you have had 3 hours sleep because you've stayed up to read a book until 4 A.M., and then got back up at 7 to continue reading.

- You write fanfictions about the book because you are desperately awaiting the next one.

- You try to get all of your friends hooked on them like you are.

- Everything reminds you of a book you've read.

- You quote random lines all the time from your favourite book.

- You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

- You've gotten incredibly bored in class and debated, in your mind, on doing something your favourite character would do to escape that class.

- You've got a book piratically memorized.

- You've read a book more than five times.

- You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than a day. (I've done that multiple times. Actually my record is 3 in one day. Yeah I constantly read a lot.)

- You've planned a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

- You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

- You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional

- You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

- You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

- You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

- you think Zeus is angry because of a thunderstorm.

- Your school books have 'VA :)' scribbled in them on nearly every page.

- You've attempted to control an element when no one was looking.

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She said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi & said ‘drink up’
she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.
She said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along w. scissors & had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a name tag that sad "my name is: ALONE."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always; he asked when he wasn’t

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Love these sayings as they are so close to the things my friends would do it's actually scary:

Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends helps you up when you fall. Best friends keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friends will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friends will offer you a drink. Best friends dump theirs on you.

Friends will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best friends will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friends give you their umbrella in the rain. Best friends take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

Friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friends would bail you out of jail. Best friends would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"

Friends have never seen you cry. Best friends wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then will give it back. Best friends lose your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you. Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Friedns would knock on your front door. Best friends will right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friends are only through high school/college. Best friends are for life.

Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

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Just some Quotes:

- Sometimes you make me so mad i wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.

- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe - she's really good at lying -

- After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone."

- I'm sick of people having a near death experience saying 'I saw the light,' do you know the first thing the paramedics do when they first arrive? They shine a light in your eyes! That's not God, it's a torch for crying out loud

- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

- There is only two things you can be sure there will in life. Death and taxes

- Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt you

- "I hate chavs." "You hate people." "Yes, but chavs aren't people." - A friend

- Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tasty!

- P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

- BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

- Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

- BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

- Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure

- Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

- At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote

- We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

- There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

- Sometimes i wish i was the girl in those stories

- Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

- Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

- Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

- So ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style you wont hear me surrender.

- What fun is it being cool if you cant wear a sombrero.

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

- When im older... and my little girl asks who my first love was i want to be able to point across the room and say... he is sitting right there.

- RAP= Retards Attempting Poetry

- Just when i find the keys to success somebody changes the locks.

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Some Amazing Quotes

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean- (Bob Marley)

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left- (Marylin Monroe)

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." -Aristotle

Young people are in a condition like permanent intoxication, because youth is sweet and they are growing. – Aristotle

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

Because you are in control of your life. Don't ever forget that. You are what you are because of the conscious and subconscious choices you have made. - Barbara Hall

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. - Jimmy Buffett

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.” -- Anne Frank

“The problem with people is that they're only human.” -- Bill Watterson

“Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches” -- Ashleigh Brilliant

How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.” -- Victor Hugo

Inside the heart of each and every one of us there is a longing to be understood by someone who really cares. When a person is understood, he or she can put up with almost anything in the world.”-- Ed Hird