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Joined 05-18-10, id: 2368580, Profile Updated: 10-21-13
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm a firm Jasper/Bella follower. Mainly because its fun to play with the non-canon coupling and explore what little is known about Jasper and his very useful gift

Loving the Delena pairing so much. Bad girls/boys really do have all the fun.

1st story now up! Unfortunately the real world takes up a lot of my time so promising a new chapter every day would be unrealistic. I don't believe in starting something I can't finish so I'll always see a story through.

I have a few ideas for one shots that'll appear on here in between writing Seeing is Deceiving and Friend in Need. Due to popular demand FIN will be made a full length story. Another chapter will appear in the near future - Edward wants his say.

Update 20/10/2013 - My updates have slowed due to severe family illnesses over the last year. Last week I lost my brother in law who was very dear to me to brain cancer. With all the pain and grief I have found it hard to find time or the inclination to write. I apologise that I have not had a chance to reply to my reviews, but I read each and every one and at a time like this they make me smile.

PM me if you want an update on my next chapters. Sorry for the delays

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Null and Void by liarfaker reviews
Caroline Forbes (soon-to-be-Lockwood) is one of the best divorce attorneys in Chicago. She tears unfaithful husbands to pieces, ready to fight for her friend, a rising star Katherine Pierce who wants to divorce Damon Salvatore, a famous photographer. Little does she know that Damon hired a ruthless and successful lawyer Klaus Mikaelson. A divorce may be the least of their problems.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,907 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Asylum by darkNnerdy reviews
He is sin personified, wicked and inked, cruelty always at the tip of his tongue. Black wings grace his back, and blood stains his hands. She's the poison he wants to consume, but can she survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,810 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Banished by klauslove reviews
One year after Elena was turned, Bonnie has been lost to black magic. To prove her new strength she banishes Rebekah and Caroline to a time long ago. Klaus will do anything to bring them home even if that means going back himself. The girls search for the originals in the past for help but will they believe such a wild tale even with a girl identical to their sister?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,274 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
You'd Every Cause to Doubt Me by will-you-wont reviews
When his friend Bingley drags the beautiful and elusive Will Darcy out for his birthday, he expects a quiet meal out of the spotlight and nothing more. But when they end up at an underground cabaret club, the sensual woman on stage well and truly steals his spotlight, amongst other things, and Will's world is about to be rocked. Less naive, more adult P&P. MA - sex, BDSM & swearing
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,671 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy
Daddy I'd like to Fk by Your Baby Daddy reviews
He's older. He's a slut. And he's her dad's best friend. He's everything Bella can't have. But that doesn't stop her from wanting him. Will something special come from this infatuation or is she just a hit-and-quit for Edward? Lemons on lemons on lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,896 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Bella, Edward
A little more time at Pemberley by ClassicsRetold1987 reviews
What If Lizzy had spent more time with Mr Darcy at Pemberley when they met by chance? How might he convince her to never leave? A P&P variation. Mature.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/21 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
Constant as the Sun by Artemis Acorn reviews
When Elizabeth accepted Mr. Darcy's proposal of marriage, Mr. Bennet complicated his consent with a condition, known only to himself and Mr. Darcy. Elizabeth must spend the season in London, associating with the first circles of society as Mr. Darcy's fiancee. If Elizabeth is unhappy with the experience, Mr. Bennet will withdraw his consent. Will their love withstand the test?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,815 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Light The Way by Muffintine reviews
[discontinued] AU. "I may have bought your body and power, Caroline Forbes. Your affections, however, I have every intention of earning." Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
Coven by LoveOblivious reviews
A war is raging in New Orleans between a hybrid King, and the witches, The Sisters of Brigid. Strangers upon meeting, Klaus and Caroline spend a night together, unaware that one of them is the hybrid King, and the other a Sister of Brigid. Chaos ensues when identities are revealed, leading to a disastrous turn of events.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,867 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Hedone Ranch Cutting Room Floor & Alt POVs by JenJadeEyes reviews
This will be 1. Chapters that didn't make it into the original Hedone Ranch for whatever reason. 2. Alternate POVs I agreed to write. 3. Anything else I want to write in this universe, now that the story is over.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Bella
The Lists by shirleypositive72 reviews
Just write a list, Alice says, to know what to look for in your ideal man. But I have two lists... AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 128,980 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lady Catherine helps! by LoriH reviews
In the original "Pride and Prejudice," Mr. Darcy makes a fool of a proposal because of his pride and arrogance. What if Lady Catherine were to interfere? Forced marriage scenario. This story has been removed for publication. This is only a preview.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,408 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7294 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,870 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Light of Day by Nauticalmass reviews
With one slice of her finger, Jasper lost his whole life and vowed she would lose hers, too. However, the light of day revealed Bella Swan to be the least of his problems. J/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,095 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Adore by She Isn't Here reviews
SEQUEL to Menage. Happily ever after isn't as easy as they had hoped. Warnings in chapter one. Jas/B/Ed/Em.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,890 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper
Because of a Scar by abbymickey24 reviews
It's amazing how one thing can change everything. AU-Starts the summer between James's attack and Bella's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,968 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Bella, Jasper]
Let Your Fingers Do the Talking by busymommy reviews
A humdrum day at the office is spiced up with a series of sexy texts from a mysterious stranger. Or is it a stranger? Entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. NOW CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,800 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Bella
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 317,822 - Reviews: 6788 - Favs: 6,009 - Follows: 6,927 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tracking the Dawn by CayStar reviews
What if the nomads had a reason to be in the clearing? What if Alice and Jasper knew that reason? AU, OOC, rated M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,599 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Bella, James - Complete
Punishment for Betrayal by CeceVolume reviews
Set after 3x15. Caroline goes to save Elena after Klaus takes her, willing to sacrifice her life for her friend's. But he doesn't take her earlier betrayal lightly. "Love, I'll have you screaming before the day is out." Dark!smut warning.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,450 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Just Between Us by CayStar reviews
Jasper and Peter escaped the Southern Vampire Wars, only to be pulled apart by the modern human world. A difference in diet and pressure from the "family" causes them to go their separate ways. Will a teenage human girl bring them together or drive them further apart? J/B/P- rated M for slash/poly, violence, and language- please don't read if you're under 18!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,025 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Bella, Jasper, Peter - Complete
One Night in Vegas by Kim Ginsberg reviews
Bella was a co-owner of the well established bar called The Jungle. A little shy and afraid to show that she could be the naughty girl of any guy's fantasy. That is until that one night with an upcoming band playing in llab with LunarEclipse24
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 108,088 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
If You Can Afford Me by Katy5219 reviews
AU. Damon is a wealthy businessman in need of...Well sex. Sex kept out of the papers, that is. Elena is a high class call girl able to offer that. What happens when need presents itself and they meet? Damon/Elena obviously.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,341 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Help Me Remember by xxteamjasperxx reviews
What happens when the one you're in love with, doesn't remember being together. Do you give up or do you try as hard as you can?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,048 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Incomplete by ElvishGrrl reviews
One of the consequences of Elena's transition is remembering the times she's been compelled and she soon realizes there are a whole lot more than just Damon's. The ramifications of all these resurfacing memories make her rethink her past choices and what she wants going forward. And a startling realization of who she wants.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,221 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Blood Drunk by ironbutterfly25 reviews
Their blood mixed to create a never ending cycle. A never ending connection. A never ending bond. And Elena felt tears run down her cheeks as she threw her head back against the mattress and cried her heart out as the overwhelming pleasure consumed her whole. All she could feel was Damon. Set in S04E04 'The Five'.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Post Break Up Shots by CoffeeBiscotti reviews
Lizzie thought that one amazing night of post break up sex was what she needed to forget about her Ex. But what are you supposed to do, when your one night stand shows up, at the most inconvenient of moments? One Shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Sunshine On A Cloudy Day by jaspersonlyone770 reviews
After Bella's eighteenth birthday, Jasper is tossed aside by his family and wife. He's in the dark, but he finally finds his sun. Too bad there are a couple of clouds in the way. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,769 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Suite 69 by twolipps reviews
Jasper has hit rock bottom and is doing anything just to make ends meet...and then he meets Bella. Can he fulfill his obligations, and then walk away? One shot AH J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,881 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2484 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Home, Sweet Home by BeautifulDreamer.x reviews
Elena has been gone for four years. Now, at 22, she's back in Mystic falls to visit Jenna, Alaric and their daughter, Sophie. What she didn't count on was running into a certain Salvatore.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,418 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Going Under for the Third Time by busymommy reviews
Jasper is a surf bum trying to escape his past, Bella is a graduate student trying to find her future. Will a chance meeting during a surf tournament pull them under for the last time? AH/AU/non-Canon/ rated M for lemons, language, themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,268 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Molasses by jaspersonlyone770 reviews
"If you really want to know, I'll show you." He cupped my face gently in his rough hands, "But watch closely, because I don't repeat myself." Then his lips were on mine. AH, JXB HAITUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,059 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Jasper
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want To Feel Through You by AJzkitten69 reviews
Elena's dreams are telling her how important it is to remember, and she must do so in time to save Damon from himself. They must stand together against the coming danger, but first, Elena needs to recover the memory she lost.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,167 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Conflicted Love by JasperLuver48 reviews
Jasper meets Bella in a bar and they end up going home together. He thinks he sees something special in her and then he finds out she has a boyfriend. What happens when the painful past he's been trying to forget from comes back with a vengeance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,609 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Still Nothing Wrong With That by JakeDanielRoss reviews
Life was moving forward in new and even weirder directions.In a down economy,could getting it up be the only hope he has for keeping them afloat?The fact that its gay porn may be the least of his worries if Bella finds out.Sequel to"NTTAWWT"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,742 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Ranch Hand by Laurie Whitlock reviews
Bella's family owns a ranch. When she comes home after studying Literature in England she finds out that they have a new ranch hand.Who is this mystery man and will he make her believe in love again?AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Sparking Dance by loveslightwings reviews
Elizabeth Bennet attends a ball one from the book and meets the pleasant surprise of a kind William Darcy. My first fan fiction. A/N: I didn't do any research for this. It was not written to be historically accurate, so please don't review, telling me how Elizabeth's hair should have looked or what she should have worn. Sorry to sound so mean :) Please enjoy!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Speak Now by xxteamjasperxx reviews
Who knew you could get arrested at a wedding. I guess that's what I get for trying to stop my best friends wedding. Based off the Taylor Swift song. Lemons and langauge advisory.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,394 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That by JakeDanielRoss reviews
Was he or wasn't he? She couldn't be sure if he batted for the other team or if her gaydar just had bugs on the screen, but either way she had it bad and that wasn't good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 90,662 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Worth My While by Nauticalmass reviews
All it took was one line: "I told you to go take off your panties." B/J one-shot. Complete. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Home Movies by Miss Blum reviews
NM Bella is brought to Maria by Victoria and becomes the unwilling host in her twisted plan to 'make another empath'. How will the Cullen's react to find her ten years later, changed, and with a little boy that looks suspiciously like Jasper?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,578 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Jasper
To Hold, Love and Protect by Elizabeth4Will reviews
AU to Pride and Prejudice, the AU part starting when Lizzy leaves Pemberly after her embarrassing encounter with Mr. Darcy. She gets lost, gets attacked and saved by the gorgeous Mr. Darcy. Please Read And Review! Warning: rated M for reason! But tasteful
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,011 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/17/2008
Show Me Pleasure, Show Me Pain by Lis123 reviews
After being sexually rejected by Edward time and time again. Bella goes to Jasper for a favor. She is hoping to get some sexual relief.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,890 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Mr Darcy's Tempting Angel by R. Grace reviews
Darcy arrives at Netherfield discouraged and downcast, until he happens upon an otherworldly creature in Hertfordshire's woods. Erotic short story about lust at first sight.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
Back Up Against The WallStrip Search by JakeDanielRoss reviews
You asked for a sequel,so here it is. Will she kill him or just maim him? Or maybe she will realize that hes grown on her just a little bit.Boots,beer,brawls and hopefully humor.No Beta, guaranteed grammar to give you fits and redneck spelling abounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,385 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5607 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Unholiest of Tortures by FairyTale87 reviews
While snooping in Damon's room, Elena comes across his journal from when he was fifteen. And how does Bonnie and a time travel spell come into play? Havoc is sure to come...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,417 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Masquerade by ink and ashes reviews
He was unbreakable. She broke too easily. Beneath the shards of sin, lies the steady drip of innocence abused. Jasper x Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,104 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bitemarks & Bloodstains by forthelongestday reviews
Two days in Phoenix is all it takes to make Jasper realize that mere curiosity cannot explain his obsession with the human who has so thoroughly caught Edward's attention. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Paging Dr Salvatore by DomOx reviews
Elena is a newlywed virgin and is planning on marrying Stefan Salvatore. Everything goes good till she meets his brother, who's an OBGYN to the local ladies of Mystic Falls. Then everything changes...D/E V/C B/S
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,040 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
That one time Bella's fantasy came true by SweetDulcinea reviews
Bella has a little kink. Her best friend turns fantasy into reality. Peter/Bella/Jasper. Very little substance. Lemonade. Written for the lovely JaspersBella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Can't Feel Your Pulse by Temptress-Kitten17 reviews
"She was supposed to live a normal, happy, human life complete with the white picket fence. She wasn't supposed to destroy herself." Set in the future, Elena is now in her twenties living a hollow existence. Damon finds her. Smut warning!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,759 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Temporary Bliss by asdfghjklb reviews
Damon's given the gift of humanity for a week after accidentally spilling his guts to a witch that felt bad for him. How will Damon's relationship with Elena change when he wakes up in an alternate universe where no vampires, werewolves, or witches exist?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Major Desires by Tamilya reviews
Edward takes off to Alaska after he meets Bella and struggles with her scent, as well as 'other feelings'. Meanwhile, James is passing through town looking for his next meal - Bella. What happens when Jasper saves her...sort of? Will she hate him for it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 130,281 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper
I Now Pronounce You, Mrs Damon Salvatore by xXAnime AquamarineXx reviews
Drunken proposals and nights of immense pleasure could never result in a happy ending for anybody...Could they? It was completely illogical and it wasn't how she planned the beginning of her perfect love life...But then again...Perfect was so overrated...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,309 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Just the way you are by DomOx reviews
Full Summary inside: Matt keeps dumping Elena because she won't give it up. So, she comes up with a plan to ask her all knowing best friend, Damon, for help. Not knowing that he is in love with her. She not knowing that she's secretly in love with him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,167 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Release by Spirare reviews
Many years after Bella's 18th birthday party, Jasper returns to Forks and discovers a secret letter. Will he follow his heart? A cluttered commentary in prose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Worth It by NightFairy85 reviews
Things change, that is the nature of life. After Bella and Jasper share a moment in a motel room their worlds will change forever, but will this change be worth all the pain? Bella/Jasper pairing. Rated M for language and poss. lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,094 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
All You Have To Do Is Ask by abbymickey24 reviews
Bella though no one could compare to her boyfriend until she met his best friend, Jasper. After giving into what she wants Jasper says things that confuse her. Should she feel guilty or is it as Jasper says and nothing is as it seems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Best Friends Brother by short-werewolf-15 reviews
Elena breaks up with Matt Donovan,because he cheated on her. Who talks to her trying to help out and trying to relate to her? Damon Salvatore,her boss, also her best friend Stefan's older brother. Cold Soup which heats up faster than you think. All Human
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 51,579 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
My Ashtray Heart by asdfghjklb reviews
Damon and Elena go to highschool together. Elena is dating a jerk and Damon's the highschool player who hates that Katherine's double gets treated like trash. What happens when they officially meet each other and become best friends? AU. Damon/Elena.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,006 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Living With Sin by Temptress-Kitten17 reviews
Elena knew when she moved in with Stefan that it wouldn't be long until their engagement; she just hadn't counted on his devastatingly handsome older brother becoming her roommate. He tries to seduce her every chance he gets. How will she ever resist him?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,447 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Elena G., Damon S.
Famous Last Words by HollyGolightly1985 reviews
Set 8 years after the events of 2x08. Elena, having started a new life in New York, is pulled back to Mystic Falls to support the union of two loved ones. She didn't think she'd encounter Damon of all people while visiting. D/E Pairing. R&R. LEMONS CH 13
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,213 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Damon S., Elena G.
Spring Break Lover by asdfghjklb reviews
Elena gets dumped by her boyfriend, so her friends bring her to Miami on Spring Break to cheer her up. She meets a guy on the plane and they continuously run into each other and hang out all break, only to find out it's her ex-boyfriends brother. AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,298 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Caught in the Middle by mayghaen17 reviews
One night, Elena finds herself alone in the boarding house...a night Elena will never remember and one that Damon will never forget.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,189 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Darkest Side of Me by SuchALittleMonster reviews
My first published fanfic. Damon's unstable, out of his mind and obsessed with making Elena his. Warning: DARK Themes, rape/abuse, violence, graphic sexual situations, language. Rated M for a good reason!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,319 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Physical Attraction, Chemical Reaction by Babi reviews
It all started with a night of hot sex. Where things could go from there to Elena and Damon? Could they fall for each other although they don't believe in love anymore? AU/AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,269 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Dark Temptation: on potentially permanent HIATUS by Minnakoda reviews
After the Cullens abandoned Bella and Jasper following her disastrous birthday, they find their lives taking unexpected turns. Drifting through his days, Jasper decides to use his power to have some fun at the grocery store, and it could change everything
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,834 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Under Your Spell by Vixey F reviews
Damon asks Bonnie to perform a spell to make him stop loving Elena, but the spell backfired and now Elena is falling madly in love with Damon! What's going to happen when they finally find a way to break the spell? Read and find out! Rated M just in case.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,223 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
The Restless Nights Series by Temptress-Kitten17 reviews
Set mid-to-late Season 1 through to "The Sacrifice". Begins when Damon overhears Stefan and Elena *chokes on bile* making love, and his mind starts wandering. Self-pleasure and fantasy, you have been warned.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,738 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Detention, Licks, and Dirty Tricks by mistyhaze420 reviews
A little Ghettosper and Geekward's fun time in detention. Slash E/J Mature O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Memory Serves by BadBoysAreBest reviews
Elena accidentally asks for her soul mate. What happens when magic delivers 1864 Human Damon? How will the Vampire Salvatore brothers deal? Vampire Damon is tortured by intimate memories of Elena. He feels so close yet far away from her. AU1x14 - COMPLETE -
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,387 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
The Long Way Home by Avecia reviews
Twelve months were not long enough for her to forget, but faced with returning home, can she learn to forgive? Set a year after the end of Season 2. Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,208 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
A Reason to Exist by cullen818 reviews
Set directly after Jasper's chapter in Eclipse. Jasper is falling for Bella, but can she reciprocate after learning about his past? Was a o/s, now a full fic. These are the ramifications of B/J's night together. Team Jasper story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,723 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hic et Nunc by asdfghjklb reviews
Stefan leaves town with his new girl that Elena caught him cheating with and when he comes back for senior year Elena doesn't want to face him alone so she asks Damon to pretend that they are dating which he happily obliges to.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,737 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
This Summer by tiffaninichole reviews
Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Never Too Late by Jasper's Southern Belle reviews
Bella's birthday turned into a complete disaster. Five years later, Jasper comes across some shocking information about his old mistress. What is Bella's part in it? Can Jasper save his true mate from the darkness in her own heart? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jasper, Bella
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9247 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3445 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The encroaching darkness by toilet-ducky reviews
Four years after new moon and Edward comes back for Bella, but what will he find. ANd who will he find her with? IF you enjoy this story please view Learning to breath; where we find out how Bella and Jasper found each other aaw
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Angel of Mercy by mrsmish reviews
Georgiana Darcy, deeply disturbed by her brother Fitzwilliam's deterioration since being spurned by Elizabeth Bennet, travels to Longbourn and succeeds in persuading Elizabeth and Jane to accompany her to Pemberley. Soon her desire for Elizabeth's presenc
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,592 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
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Seeing is Deceiving reviews
Alice misinterprets a vision of Edward leaving Bella in the woods and sends Jasper back to Forks. Both Bella and Jasper have their own demons to face. An unlikely and dangerous friendship develops into something that noone, not even Alice saw coming.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,012 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Friend in Need reviews
Set in Eclipse. Bella is sick of Edward's rejection. Jasper has an idea that will help them both, but not in the way you think. Serious shock factor. Kinky lemony one shot - being extended due to reader demand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete