Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
My name is Bones (no, not really, but it's what I go by more than anything else) I haven't written since like...2007, so I'm a little out of touch with my inner psycho.
I grew up in Tennessee and a though I can't really relate to anything that I've written thus far, I hope to stir up the courage to write my own original story some day.
My favorite shows are The Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy, nothing quite like tatted up bikers to end your day with.
I write because I like to, I don't always have a ton of time on my hands, though so that makes it a little difficult. A lot of the things I see in shows and movies I would love to change, though, but maybe that's because I like a lot of attitude and badassery and I hate when people just give up on what they believe in. Does that make sense? Or am I the only one who sees someone who just lets someone else dictate their life and say "What? No, dude, fuck that. This is what I would do ..."
My favorite authors has to be either Resmiranda or Lady Librarian (from FF.net), they take something and make it completely their own, just develop it in a totally different way. I look at some of the things they write and say, "Yeah, hey, that totally makes sense. Wish my lame ass had thought of that."
Other than that, I think anything else you need to know about me, you can get from reading what I write or what I review. I love hearing from people who read my stuff, it makes my entire day because if someone cares about what I write it's like finding a $20 bill in a pair of pants I just worked on my truck in. So drop me a review or shoot me a message, I'd love to hear what y'all have to say.
UPDATE (03-15-14:) Due to the...limits set upon what is acceptable for posting as far as content, I've made an AO3 account, my name is the same and this story will be available there if by some odd twist of fate FF decides that I've broken their rules. Also (!!!) Chapter 8 of W&F is under way, I'm working out all of the kinks currently and this should be up in the next few days.
UPDATE (03-19-15:) I am NOT DEAD! I did go through a pretty taxing Divorce and took on a new job and have moved and... you get the point. I should, however, have more time to write, so to those of you that have been following W&F, I truly appreciate all of your support for this story and please know that I will finish this piece.
UPDATE (08-28-15:) The submission portion to the Doc Manager is a little fucky so I had to go back and re-edit Chapter 9 - Nightmare of my ONLY story up on this site. It should be a little more palatable now. Please enjoy and thank you, everyone, for reading!