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Joined 05-18-10, id: 2368622, Profile Updated: 08-28-15
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Hellsing.

My name is Bones (no, not really, but it's what I go by more than anything else) I haven't written since like...2007, so I'm a little out of touch with my inner psycho.

I grew up in Tennessee and a though I can't really relate to anything that I've written thus far, I hope to stir up the courage to write my own original story some day.

My favorite shows are The Walking Dead and Sons of Anarchy, nothing quite like tatted up bikers to end your day with.

I write because I like to, I don't always have a ton of time on my hands, though so that makes it a little difficult. A lot of the things I see in shows and movies I would love to change, though, but maybe that's because I like a lot of attitude and badassery and I hate when people just give up on what they believe in. Does that make sense? Or am I the only one who sees someone who just lets someone else dictate their life and say "What? No, dude, fuck that. This is what I would do ..."

My favorite authors has to be either Resmiranda or Lady Librarian (from FF.net), they take something and make it completely their own, just develop it in a totally different way. I look at some of the things they write and say, "Yeah, hey, that totally makes sense. Wish my lame ass had thought of that."

Other than that, I think anything else you need to know about me, you can get from reading what I write or what I review. I love hearing from people who read my stuff, it makes my entire day because if someone cares about what I write it's like finding a $20 bill in a pair of pants I just worked on my truck in. So drop me a review or shoot me a message, I'd love to hear what y'all have to say.


UPDATE (03-15-14:) Due to the...limits set upon what is acceptable for posting as far as content, I've made an AO3 account, my name is the same and this story will be available there if by some odd twist of fate FF decides that I've broken their rules. Also (!!!) Chapter 8 of W&F is under way, I'm working out all of the kinks currently and this should be up in the next few days.

UPDATE (03-19-15:) I am NOT DEAD! I did go through a pretty taxing Divorce and took on a new job and have moved and... you get the point. I should, however, have more time to write, so to those of you that have been following W&F, I truly appreciate all of your support for this story and please know that I will finish this piece.

UPDATE (08-28-15:) The submission portion to the Doc Manager is a little fucky so I had to go back and re-edit Chapter 9 - Nightmare of my ONLY story up on this site. It should be a little more palatable now. Please enjoy and thank you, everyone, for reading!

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Damaged, Puddin' by Anuk-Su-Namun-Motou reviews
First chapter is simply a teaser for the body of this Suicide Squad Fanfic... I'm toying with this idea still...Reviews are encouraged and always welcome..
Suicide Squad - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,760 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Haunting Temptation by FairDrea reviews
Movieverse - Lydia returns to Winter Rivers, an empty home, and an enraged poltergeist bent on destruction...or was it seduction? One look at what she's become and Beetlejuice isn't entirely sure revenge is what he's out for. Adult themes and language.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,292 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
The Goblin Market by Viciously Witty reviews
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 136,059 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Piano Man by Code Green reviews
Years after surviving a tragic fire, Sarah has secured an apartment for herself and Toby in New York City. Above them lives an accomplished pianist who plays beautiful music and seems vaguely familiar. For her, he gave everything. She has only to remember
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The obscured, the omitted and the unsaid by WorstPenNameEver reviews
Sequel to Stolen. No downright lies, just very clever half-truths and secrets. They use one another to get what they want.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,300 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
Dreams, Wishes & Plain Brown Wrappers by HachimansKitsune reviews
It was all Jareth's fault. That was Sarah's story and she was sticking to it. If he hadn't poofed back into her life, there would have been no items that come in plain brown wrappers, no lingerie mishaps and no goblin hijinx. But he did and there were.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,713 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fixation by Tempestt reviews
Brutally murdered then resurrected, Bulma Briefs is a changed woman. Can Vegeta show her that there is nothing to fear but fear itself or will she forever stay a prisoner of her own mind?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
What's Past is Prologue by cu-kid reviews
Victory wasn't the end, merely the opening move. This time, she won't be offered her dreams—she'll have to choose between her life and another's. Reader Beware: There is no guarantee of safe travel, timely rescues, or happily ever after. Complete!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,074 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Empty House by balthezarian reviews
After Bulma is in an accident, life in the Briefs household cannot go back to what it was.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,521 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Shattered by TarnishedArmour reviews
After winning the Goblin King's challenge, why does Sarah feel like she's lost? Will she ever tell him why she ran from her dreams? And if she does, what will he do? He just might give her the challenge of her life... **Dark/Disturbing Scenes--Beware**
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 189,045 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
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Things of Power reviews
Most people around the Hellsing Organization aren't as they seem. The flighty blonde is a vampire, the butler is the Angel of Death, the monster in the dungeon is certainly more than just any other monster. So what about the American Operative sent to help stop the spread of vampires into the United States, what's her secret?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, OC
Wings and Fire reviews
The Dragons have decided that one of their own shall fight against Sauron in the dark days ahead. The progeny of the two greatest Dragons to have ever lived seeks to remove the Curse of the First Age by helping to destroy both the One Ring and the Dark Lord. If she fails, she will be the weapon to kill every hope for peace upon Middle Earth. L/OC 10th Walker
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Legolas, OC