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Joined 05-18-10, id: 2369079, Profile Updated: 12-01-12
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Grudge, Pirates of the Caribbean, Underworld, and Hellboy.

Age: 17

orientation: bi

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movies:

-Underworld

-elektra

-grudge

-twilight

-lord of the rings

-harry potter

-Resedent evil

-Hellboy

-Lost Boys

books:

-twilight series

-house of night series

-lord of the rings

-eragon

-vampire academy series

-percy jackson series

-harry potter

TV:

True Blood (Eric Northman is HOT)

Power Rangers (S.P.D, Jungle Fury, operation Overdrive, Dino Thunder, Ninja Storm)


I LOVE MUSIC!!!!!

FAVORITE SINGERS

Joan Jett

P!NK

Heather Dale

Favorite Bands

Nickleback

Evanescence

Maroon 5

Celtic Women


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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love chocolate, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 of teens would die if Hannah Montana was on the edge of a cliff. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5 who brought popcorn.

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile/signature

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, the weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile

if you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) i'm other things on this list, i choose not to give the information.

I'm SMART so I MUST be bad at sports

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST hate men

I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST be crazy (I personally prefer to be called an equal opportunist)

I DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST not care what I look like

I LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY TIME I USE THE BATHROOM so I MUST be vain and shallow

I EAT ORGANIC so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippe and I MUST think all meat-eaters should be shot

I'm an ATHEIST so I must be anti-Christian
I SUPPORT HILLARY CLINTON so I MUST be a whiny bitch
I have ASPERGER'S SYNDROME so I MUST be a self-centered retard
I have a MENTAL DISORDER so I MUST be a criminal
I am SKINNY so I MUST be annorexic
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HATIAN so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy

I'm BISEXUAL so I MUST want to sleep with everyone I see
I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex tape
I'm an ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be a homophobe
I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down everyone's throat
I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST hate poor people
I'm IN MIDDLE SCHOOL so I MUST be immature
I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay
I am LIBERAL so I MUST think all conservatives should be shot
I'm a DEMOCRAT so I MUST hate Republicans
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be emo
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH so I MUST have a drinking problem
I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convenience store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irrisponsible slut
I'm POLISH so I MUST wear socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm PRETTY so I MUST NOT be a virgin
I HAVE STRIGHT "A"S so I MUST have no social life
I'm into THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho
I'm COLUMBIAN so I MUST be a drug dealer
I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool
I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay, too
I'm BRAZILLAN so I MUST have a big butt
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be ugly

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I
WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! (What?)
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I don't think she is)

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government (on some points), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

Friends & Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

Fun stuff I’ve found on profiles:

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."

"What you call dog with no legs?Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Don’t call me emo or I’ll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I’ll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

"Set sail in a general that way direction."

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White ran away from home to liv with seven unmarried men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around in the nude. Sleeping Beauty let a complete stranger kiss her then married him. Cinderella lied and snuck after curfew to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Oliver Wood... has heard every single joke possible about his name. No, that is not a challenge.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … Escaped Azkaban, evaded Dementors, outwitted Ministry, killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors

… will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins

… will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs

… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws

… will get hold of a flying carpet

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods…

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning-may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one…)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I'm out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius's sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty,

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the Death Eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go.

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

Five Reasons Why Bella's an Idiot:

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward .

5. She's a freaking spaz.


favorite characters in order

Resedent Evil

-Rain

-Alice

Underworld

-Selene

-Michael

-Eve

-David

-Kraven(He's hot)

-Lician

Harry Potter

-bellatrix lestrange

-nymphadora tonks

-severus snape

-sirius black

-gred and forge weasly

-ron weasly

-teddy lupin

-albus severus potter

Lost Boys

-david

-marko

-edgar frog

-laddie

twilight

-all the cullens (exept edward and bella)

-victoria

-seth

-leah

least favorite characters in order

Underworld

-Victor

-Marcus

-William

-Erica

Harry potter

-james bloody potter(absolutly cannot stand him. the prat.)

-harry potter(i have issues with main characters)

-percy weasly

-dumbledore

-Molly Weasly

twilight

-bella(again issues with main characters)

-edward

-charlie

-james

Lost Boys

-star(got my david killed)

-michael(killed david)


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Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8h ago - Published: 6/21/2005 - [Dwayne, OC] David
To Follow Her Own Path by quirky21 reviews
Sequel to SAWP. The story of Anise Barrows continues as she struggles to survive, stop the T-virus, and save those she loves, including our favorite tough girl, Rain. Questions are answered, zombies terrorize the world, and stuff happens... Big, splashy, fun, important stuff that you really want to read about!
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 131,975 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Rain O., OC] Alice
Confessions Of A Teenage Nothing by Mrs. Ace Merrill reviews
What if Max's plan worked? And everyone was happy with it? What if Missy Emerson came to town and joined Micheal, Sam, and their mother, living with Max in his house? What happens when Missy meets the lost boys, and falls for one in particular.. What if he turns out to be her mate.. (So much better inside..PROMISE!) Cover art credit to Takingmytears(: SHORT CHAPTERS
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 52,378 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013
Fate by miseryXlovesXmyXcompanyX reviews
A girl who is obsessed with Marko is driven into the world of the Lost Boys. Will Marko show her what love is really like or end her life just as fast?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Marko
Cry Little Sister and Say Hello to the Night by ZexionLover411 reviews
When Bridgette and her parents are on their way to move to Santa Cruz they get into a car accident. Suddenly Bridgette finds herself waking up in a hospital in 1987 in The Lost Boys movie. She's Michael and Sam's cousin. Can she change the story and save the Lost Boys? Rated M for Language, Sexual Themes, Violence Etc. Pairing OC/Lost Boys. (I'm out of ideas T T)
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,633 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - David, Dwayne, Marko, Paul
Neverland by Black Zora reviews
Marko never dies in the cave. Instead, Sam and the Frogs fall into the hands of the vampires. David is no longer in for games, though Max is still in for his family plans … in which David and the Boys want no part whatsoever. Who's gonna catch his dreams, and who's gonna be caught by his nightmares?
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,791 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - David, Dwayne, Marko, Paul - Complete
Eldarwen of Lothlorien by mZzxklutZ reviews
Galadriel and Celeborn had one other daughter who suffered a tragic end, leaving their granddaughter to their care. Watch as she grows, getting entangled in the struggle of the one ring and finding love in an elvin prince. WARNING 10th-walker. LegOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,394 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Legolas
DISARRAY by Jensi reviews
Celia wakes up at Fangtasia one night, unsure of where to go from there. She never intended to end up there, but sometimes life's choices are determined by others. It just might be a good thing.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 179,691 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Pam
By Reason of Insanity by Bellatrix-Lestrange527 reviews
A war is coming. People are dying. Sirius is dead, killed by his deranged cousin. What happens when Harry comes face to face with his Godfather's killer, Bellatrix Lestrange? Will he get his revenge or will unexpected circumstances alter his path? HPBL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,037 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Du Sundavar Freohr by Zeratide reviews
After the Battle of Feinster, a Rider, Zeratide, returns to the fray, prepared to train Eragon to be the strongest Rider to ever walk the Earth, to become Du Sundavar Freohr... The Death of the Shadows. I own nothing. Plenty of violence.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,440 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Eragon S., Arya, Murtagh, Nasuada
Heavy Prey by Egyptian Princess of 1290 bc reviews
What took place during those 12 years? Picks up right after the explosion went off in Awakening. While Antigen holds her parents hostage Eve is born and grows up.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Eve, Lida
Traitor by His Lil' Half-Blood Princess reviews
They no longer call him by his name, for he is not a person anymore. Locked in a cell, he is more of an object. He is a prisoner. He is a loner. He is a traitor. And nobody denies it. Only he knows the truth. Severus Snape knows he is innocent. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Severus S.
An Ally During This War by melonie777 reviews
After the events of Underworld Awakening, Selene and Eve must continue on their quest to find Michael. If he's found, what will they do in order to survive the chaos? Rated T for fighting and intimacy.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Selene, Michael C.
More Power or The End by BillKaulitzIsMyRomeo reviews
Mika finally turned 18 but everything starts getting weird. She hears noises, her hair is begining to turn black, and she starts seeing a boy who died years ago. As she investigates, she finds out her mother is Naoko and her aunt is no other than Kayako.
Grudge - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Strange and Invisible History by Madea's Rage reviews
The Lestranges, freed from Azkaban after the Dark Lord uses the Philosopher's Stone to rise again in 1992, discover that they've been called to serve in a way no one could have imagined. CP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 471,213 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Baby by ScaletShadow reviews
Returning back to the Palace one night, Po finds a mystrious baby with a strang marking on her forehead. what does it mean? and what lies ahead for this infant's future? Read to find out.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,823 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Po, Tigress
Love, Fred by Allicat9 reviews
How fitting, she mused, that the child to break me was the child to make me whole again.Molly has had a tough time dealing with Fred's death. How can a letter change that? Written for Stircide's Letter's from the Dead Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Fred W., Molly W. - Complete
You Are No Sister of Mine by oiseaux reviews
What I imagine happening when Bellatrix finds out about Andromeda and Ted. One shot. I am not JKR, therefore, I do not own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
My Child by victorianhooker reviews
It's Pam's birthday, how will she react to the gift that Eric has bought her?
True Blood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Pam, Eric N. - Complete
Caeli Lucida by Windchimes of Maple reviews
Andromeda Tonks felt she was a horrible person, because she didn't cry for her Dora. Or Remus. Or Ted. Or Teddy. Instead, she allowed Andie Black to shriek and cry and wail for Dora's murderer. For her Bella.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T. - Complete
The Greatest Miscalculation by mew-tsubaki reviews
M&MWP. Oneshot. For Beth. A Charlitrix story as seen from the eyes of Mrs. Weasley. Molly thought she finally had the perfect family... Mention if used, thx.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Charlie W., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Remembered and Treasured by x Enigmatic x reviews
Harry happens to walk past Prof. Snape on his way to the common room and sees Snape, his eyes wet and red from crying. Just when he thought it was a figment of his imaginatn, the man utters something to him that makes him see Snape much more different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's Lullaby by Crescent Luna Moon reviews
He wants to end it all, he could with one simple step...only he's enchanted by a voice that calls to him through the wind, one that sings a lullaby to him, one that he can't stop listening to. Rate change later, slash later in story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
His Own Father by His Lil' Half-Blood Princess reviews
Set in DH. Along with his other memories of Lily, Severus gave Harry a memory of his father abusing him. Harry watches it, witnessing what made Severus Snape the emotionless, pained, and cold person he ended up becoming. NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Midnight Shadows by chica1978 reviews
Prequel to my story Endless Dawn. Starts in 1843 and follows the lives of Jasper and Alice as they become vampires, meet each other and join the Cullens. Continues up to the beginning of Endless Dawn, which obviously is up to Twilight too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 143,942 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
The Grudge: Number 078 by SHONENJUMPBOY reviews
It takes place after The Grudge 2, A young man goes on a mission into the house to get rid of the curse but the curse and him are dead!. Rated M for later chapters. Kayako X OC. Chapter 4 is here!
Grudge - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
January 9th, 1994 by His Lil' Half-Blood Princess reviews
Snape hates his birthday. He dreads it. He cringes when he sees it on the calendar. This year, he thinks he's going to wake up to another terrible day. But he encounters vise-versa. ADSS father/son. One-shot. Prequel to October 4th, 1995.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Little Slytherin by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
Third installment of the 'Remember My Last' series, following 'Rain and Lilies', which is the prequel to RML. Harry takes his youngest son to visit the grave of the Bravest Man he ever knew. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Daddy by cactus452 reviews
The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy' A selection of Carlisle/Alice father/daughter moments.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Carlisle, Alice
Love is a Battlefield by Arimay reviews
Selene and Michael anxiously await the arrival of their first child. But immortal love is never meant to be easy, and there's bound to be some problems along the way; like the past catching up after six centuries. Rated for language and graphic scenes.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,293 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete
Feline Fury by nothingspecial1163 reviews
A little fic about Kat Manx, that I put together. Featuring Kat, Cruger and her 'son' Ba-tou. Romance between Kat and Cruger.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Katherine M./Kat, Doggie Cruger
Ripped Apart by bardalicious reviews
Toshio was just a boy, he didn't understand why his father was the way he was. Based on Ju-on; a Kayako/ Toshio mother/son fanfic.
Grudge - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Tears to Shed by Nightmare-knight reviews
Kayako still has some tears to shed as she reflects on her dead life. Note: I hate the husband so theres a whole lot of bashing on him! I forgot his name so, heh. Kayako, you creep me out yet I love you at the same time! WTF! XD R and R please!
Grudge - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
His Wyrda by EmeraldArya reviews
Set after Eldest in Ellesmera, this is the story of Eragon and Arya's struggling relationship as the war rages on around them. Eventually Eragon/Arya. Rated M for violence/ torture scenes and a lemon or two.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Midnights Shego by Black-Rose-Of-Night reviews
Shego's past comes back in the form of Midnight Rose her best friend & master thief who's been missing for three years. Wile Kim & Shego come to terms with the idea of love, Midnight's past brings a new evil unlike any the heroes have faced. Kigo.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,296 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Shego, Kim P.
The switch by Black-Rose-Of-Night reviews
When a twist of fate switches the bodies of two arch foes they are forced to stay together, with one hiding feelings, will the switch lead to more then friendship? Kigo. MAJOR PLOT HOLE FIXED! completed read ya know u wanna
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,870 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Family Issue by PerfesserN reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange is visiting Harry by night, it is not for their mutual pleasure, the Dark Lord has plans for the Issue of his Enemy. What she gets is completely unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,451 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Like Kats and Dogs by MagpieDreamer reviews
Twenty Five years at SPD, as seen by Kat Manx and Doggie Cruger.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005
Little Elfling Lost by sheraiah reviews
A human hunting party stumbles across the aftermath of an orc attack in which a very young elf is the only survivor. Revised! COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Legolas - Complete
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Love Thy Enemy Preface reviews
Nuada had a daughter that no one knew about. This is her story about after her fathers death.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Hellboy, Liz S., Prince Nuada, Abe S.
Never reviews
Nuada could never hate her. Not even after her betrayal. Just a small story of Nuada and Nuala after death.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Prince Nuada, Princess Nuala - Complete
Mordred's Lullaby reviews
Bellatrix's son goes to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bellatrix L., OC
Thicker Than Water reviews
Nuada and Nuala's past
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Prince Nuada, Princess Nuala
I Don't Believe You reviews
Selene and Michael get into a fight and Michael leaves. Selene is heartbroken. Songfic.
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete
Lullaby reviews
Selene and Eve have a small heart to heart
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Selene, Eve - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Michael helps Selene through her nightmares.
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Selene
Treasure to Rule the Wind and Tide reviews
Angelica was telling the truth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Angelica, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Life Change reviews
This takes place before Bella's Lullabye
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
The Elevator reviews
I suck at summeries
Grudge - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Bella's Lullabye reviews
After the war Bellatrix is depressed. Warning character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete