Cap'n Clueless
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Joined 05-19-10, id: 2369429, Profile Updated: 05-25-17
Author has written 16 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Legend of Korra, Song of the Lioness, Jane Eyre, Avengers, Wicked, Merlin, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Stand easy!

I'm Captain Clueless. Called so, because I have trouble reading between the lines, a tendency to zone out, the ability to boss people around, and in delusions of grandeur, like to imagine myself as a Knight in Sour Armour. I like Redwall, Ranger's Apprentice, Artemis Fowl, Good Omens, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Discworld, LOTR and the Hobbit the Chronicles of Narnia, Howl's Moving Castle (the book), the Bible, Tamora Pierce and most books. Lots and lots of books. I also like dancing, praying, laughing, and dogs.

I've just finished high school, and I'm looking forward to a year off before I start Uni. I'm hoping to actually finish a couple of projects (I know! Shock and horror!) Hopefully the Maid and the Marshall and one I'm starting for Song of the Lioness, The Wolves of Tirragen. Any readers have permission to bug me and nag me, because otherwise, I fear they will rust into discontinuation like the others.


Prospective Fics

1. The Maid and Her Marshall

Fandom: Gerald Morris, Squire's Tales

Summary: See story

Genres: Humour, romance, friendship, family. Fluff.

Pairing: Bedivere/OC

Intended length: Short.

Note: Yes, I'm going to give it another go. Beware, because there may be something of a change in style, between the first two chapters currently up and the third. Anyone in the fandom, feel free to nag me. Because otherwise, nothing will get done, much as it pains me to admit it.

2. The Wolves of Tirragen.

Fandom: Song of the Lioness (Tamora Pierce, Tortall)

Summary: In which a Player becomes a Guardswoman, Sir Myles finds hope, Hill Country is explored, and – For Want of a Nail – Alex of Tirragen does not become a traitor.

The nail in question?

If his mother had been born Leila bint Diyari of the Sleeping Lion.

Note: Written because a) I never understood his motivations for turning evil; b) just because someone's sneaky doesn't make them a traitor; c) I never liked the fact that the guy whose appearance is constantly described as "dark" becomes the traitor and d) I happen to have a thing for Tall, Dark, Handsome, Snarky swordsmen. Put this in a pot and leave it to simmer for a couple of years, and, well, I got this.


Apologetic

In which Clueless Apologizes for Unfinished and Discontinued Fics

The Official Fanfiction University of Maximum Ride: Guys, look, I'm sorry. When I started the story, I'd no idea of how much the series had gone away from the original. I'm sorry to defend the various Suethors and bad writers in the fandom, of which there are many, but I will say this: You can't expect people to write good fanfiction when the source material has become – well, crappy, in my humble opinion. And Maximum Ride went crappy after Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. Maximum Ride has spiralled so far out of my comprehension there's no way I can write a decent Official Fanfiction University. Sorry, guys, but there it is.

Dotti and Milo: Guys. Guys. I'm so sorry, I know some of you (inexplicably enough) liked them, but really, I was fourteen when I worked on them and their universe in all of its chaos. I think I've outgrown Dotti and Milo, and there's no sense in going back to them now that what I'm capable of exceeds them. However, if anyone would like to adopt them and redeem them, PM me and I'll be all too happy to hand them on.

Jillaroo and the Sue: Also discontinued/complete. Mostly because the point had already been made. I hope you guys enjoyed it.


Clueless is on live journal at tomboylibrarian. Well. When she's there. She's also on archiveofourown as Captain_Clueless, where she writes about Alex of Tirragen, and about Steve Rogers. She may or may or not do more about the MCU. Why is this part in third-person? She doesn't know either.


"The poorest way to face life is to face it with a sneer." – Theodore Roosevelt

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Double The Baggins, Twice The Took by fogisbeautiful reviews
The Baggins twins, Briallen and Bilbo, have spent their whole lives taking care of each other. So when the world outside makes an (uninvited) appearance only one thing is certain. Not for wizard or king or mountain or DRAGON will the two of them part. Not if they have one word to say about it. And besides, Gandalf points out: It never hurts to have a spare burglar on hand.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 146,091 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [OC, Thorin] Bilbo B. - Complete
Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,842 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by Lalaeth reviews
An Elf and a down-at-the-heels mortal woman travel across Middle-earth together. Sequel to Pitfalls of the Palantir. Chapter 47. Haleth continues her conversation with Cirdan and then speaks to Inglor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,298 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 2/20/2010
Watch Your Language by FredNeverDied reviews
Natasha and Steve are picking at each other and, for once, Steve gets the upper hand. Some friendship feels before we dive into Civil War. Not set in any particular time.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Changing History: Calenhiril's Search by fogisbeautiful reviews
Part Four of the Changing History saga. At the end of one life another begins, but as much as she might wish it, Mel's story is not yet finished. Something is missing. Something is lost. And whether she likes it or not, the Valar are not quite done with Melody Calenhiril.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,887 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 3/3/2016 - [Boromir, OC] - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Vaneria Potter reviews
We have all read the whole 'HarryMalfoyHermione has a sister, yada, yada, yada.' Idea, but what if the aforementioned sister was not a PotterMalfoyGranger? What if she was a Dursley? Meet Roisin Dursley. Witch of the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 109 - Words: 421,117 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 7/17/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
The Foul Team by freudwithwings reviews
Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,526 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Thrower of the Dart by Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 469 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Rose Among the Briars by Mercury Gray reviews
Pressured by his father into a marriage of convenience, Boromir of Gondor is forced to reconsider his views on married life and women in general while his intended tries to come to terms with her own dilemmas. AU Boro/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 266,514 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Boromir - Complete
A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, Lúthien T. - Complete
Harold and Morgan: Not A Romance by rthstewart reviews
A romantic comedy of tree pollen, snark, biology and high finance featuring the Just King and an Evil Banker. Epilogue, Acceptance of the Terms.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 287,504 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
An Abundance of Embarrassments by Rosa Cotton reviews
Between winding up in the king of Mirkwood's dungeons, butting heads with said king, being visited by the elf's adorable son, and then escaping via the river in barrels… Let's just say Thorin's week could have gone a little bit better. DoS movieverse, bookverse, AU. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Thorin, Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 8647 - Favs: 6,017 - Follows: 3,395 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Ugly Duckling of Dol Amroth by Spake2121 reviews
My name is Lothiriel of Dol Amroth. Though my reputation for truth is somewhat tarnished I swear that every word of this tale, the most important of my life, is true...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Nightmares by WolfishMoon reviews
Even though the war has ended, she still hears the screaming in her head. A father/daughter bonding oneshot. Rated T due to the mature themes of PTSD and war.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Fa Zhou, Mulan - Complete
There She Stands by ncfan reviews
Kanna knows her duty, to her tribe, to her family. But she also knows herself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Kanna/Gran Gran, Pakku, Yugoda - Complete
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
Sympatetic by sapphireswimming reviews
They have walked together long enough to know their customs, their weapons, and their history. For Laora.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Here With Me by Rosa Cotton reviews
Legolas sings Gimli to sleep – and not for the first time. AU. Fluff galore. No slash.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Elvenking Thranduil, Thorin - Complete
Antipathy by ignis-ad-iudicem reviews
"Antipathy: a deep-seated aversion to something." Kyoya doesn't believe in love, until he meets Tamaki and gets thrown into the chaos known as life. Completed ficlet.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11942 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 1,960 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Strays by The Escaped reviews
Keladry might be the Protector of the Small, but her habit of picking up strays wasn't all hers. Raoul didn't just teach her logistics, after all. KelxLerant if you squint.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Keladry - Complete
Cages by Loopy777 reviews
Written for Toko Week's "AU" prompt. When Xin Fu purchases a new fighter for his underground fighting ring, how will this affect Toph's orderly dual-life?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Zuko, Toph, Xin Fu - Complete
Memorial by BeebleZeeble reviews
Alanna is struggling to enjoy her birthday.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Alanna - Complete
Sleeping Close by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Hakoda witnesses an unusual phenomenon. The gaang has a sleepover and Sokka manages to reforge bonds between the four nations while he's unconscious.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sokka, Hakoda, unknown 9 - Complete
Out of the Ashes by Rosa Cotton reviews
After the Battle of Pelennor Fields, Legolas cannot find Gimli. Movieverse. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Tales in the Aftermath by riverunderhill reviews
In the wreckage of the Battle of the Pelennor Fields Gimli searches for his friend. Hopelessness comes in the form of tales told over drinks around a fire. A short story of friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Shadow of the Dragon King by Lunatique reviews
In the months before Zuko's exile, he and Azula are locked in a battle of wills for the soul of a nation. Lives are caught in the crossfire, and the Fire Nation will be changed forever. An in-depth look behind Zuko's exile, sequel to "The Alternative."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 159,810 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Last Hoorah by Quillified
They aren't gonna make it out of this one. ((Part 5 of Quilly's February OTP Extravaganza. AU in which Toph and Sokka live long enough to face Equalist mecha tanks. For ThePhoebster))
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Coming Back To Life by Jana Girl123 reviews
AU. Sometimes the only way to grow is to be cut down.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Korra - Complete
An Elk? by Lamiel reviews
The Elvenking has a reason for everything he does. Really. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil
Deserted by lionesseyes13 reviews
In their own ways, Lord Martin and Ali Mukhtab are separated from their people and trapped in Persopolis.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Voice of the Desert by lionesseyes13 reviews
The story of Zahir's years as squire to King Jonathan.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 358,656 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Zahir, Jon - Complete
My Gold by railise reviews
Arthur can't quite let something go. Set during 4x13, when he's under Merlin's spell.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Anticlimactic Non Imprintment of Embry Call by Guns and Drums reviews
"I'd accepted the fact that I was going to imprint just like my other brothers had. I'd been pretty much been waiting for it. Then one day, Sam goes and blows my mind: I might not imprint. So, I have to find a girlfriend all by myself? This sucks…" This is the piece that will attempt to combat many of the major issues I have with Twilight. Nothing is sacred. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,226 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Embry - Complete
His Scars by Unravelling reviews
Zuko teaches his grandson about the intricate significance of a man's scars. Companion/prequel piece to 'Story of My Life'.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2012 - General Iroh - Complete
Enigma by TamariChan
She doesn't understand, and that's the worst thing about it. Delia/Alex, Delia/Roger.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Alex, Delia] Roger Conte - Complete
The Dance by sneetchstar reviews
Arthur and Gwen are ballroom dancing students, paired together for a challenge. AU, obviously.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere - Complete
What I Want to Hear by kittykatloren reviews
Dear Thayet, I am sorry. I am a useless nincompoop, and you are beautiful and right and wonderful and magnificent. Please forgive my horrendous failings. Jonathan/Thayet, written for Goldenlake's Love Letters challenge!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jonathan IV, Thayet - Complete
The Willemina and all its Properties by the punchline reviews
"You're a liar," said Sirius with a smirk, his eyes alight with the revelation. "That kiss did redirect the Nereus Ville! You fancy me, don't you?" Staring shamefully down at her hands, Charlie grumbled, "Only sometimes."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,194 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Some with Traps by Caelta reviews
In the life of Aurora Auriga Sinistra, things were never easy. For example: falling in love was a lot like tripping on the first step to the astronomy tower and plummeting down all 161 of the rest only to land, conveniently, face-first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,855 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
To Change One Thing by fringeperson reviews
Haruhi never got drawn into the music room, never broke the vase, never owed a debt. She was, however, shown to the gym by Mori so that she could study in relative peace. That's really got to change a few things. Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. MxH
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 359 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Girl from Milwaukee by Jack Borroughs reviews
After the mishap at the SSR, Pvt. Lorraine tracks down Steve to apologise.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Pvt. Lorraine, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Love Among the Ruins by Altariel reviews
Meanwhile, in the Houses of Healing...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Ulterior Motive by Angel Starbeam reviews
Yes, the USO girls notice they are working with Captain America and they want to buy him a drink.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Freedom Fighters' Christmas by KTEW reviews
What, did you expect it to be normal? It's twenty-something hyperactive kids living in the same house. Modern AU, Smellerbee-, Toph-, and OC-centric
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Smellerbee, Toph - Complete
Never Did Run Smooth by KrisEleven reviews
A collection of one-shots from my submissions to Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN. "The courses of true love never did run smooth" - William Shakespeare. Their relationship from Niva and Isas to Rosethorn and Crane, through friendship, rivalry, and a lasting love.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Safeguard by oneperfectfit reviews
There's always been a part of Merric that wants to protect Kel.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Keladry, Merric
Between My Fingers by ThePaperWhale reviews
In which Haruhi and Kyouya have their first date, Haruhi's hands are cold, and Kyouya is helplessly unsentimental. But it works for them. Fluffy as these two can possibly be.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
For Love or Money by Lady MSM reviews
After an argument with his stepmother, Feanor runs away from home, adopts a new identity, and finds a new life with master craftsman Mahtan and his family. Everything is perfect...that is, as long as they don't find out who he really is.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Fëanor, Nerdanel - Complete
Two Realizations by Lunatique reviews
As the war draws to a close, Katara and Zuko realize their feelings. Takes place during the Sozin's Comet arc. Some Zuko/Katara interaction, eventual canon pairings, especially Zuko/Mai.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
Never Stop Dancing by lionesseyes13 reviews
Pasco shows Evvy the importance of never forgetting how to dance. Written for the February Challenge at the TPE forum.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
First Impressions by Peradan reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's genders are switched. He's Miss Darcy, heiress of Pemberley, while she's the Bennets' only son and heir.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,892 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Under Cover by rthstewart reviews
For months and years, however they were counted, on a flat world or a round one, Jill Pole was always by his side and had his back. Written for the 2010 Narnia Fic Exchange.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Lacunae by Loten reviews
Lacuna: a gap or missing part, as in a manuscript, series, or logical argument. A collection of drabbles and one-shots set throughout the Immortals series. DN, many different themes/emotions, various points of view.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,422 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009
Saga of the Wolf: Wolfheart, Wolflight, Wolfsong by RK9 reviews
A female joins the Fellowship on their journey. The thing is, she's not exactly human...She's not a 10th member of the Fellowship, don't worry. Not a Mary-Sue either. Working on next chapter, poem added to chap 48.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 170,762 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008
Second Chances by Aearwen22 reviews
A young, homeless woman finds help from a very unusual source. NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Ojos Grises by Soundwave 0107 reviews
They say grey eyes are the defining characteristic of an Airbender. Regardless, there were four times Azula saw the light in them- And one time she didn't. Slight Tyzula, Rated T for such. Read and Review, and I hope you enjoy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
House Hufflepuff by 55anon reviews
The pecking order, depending on whom you ask, will invariably follow one of three permutations. -A defense of House Hufflepuff-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Ten Reasons Briar Moss is Still Single by KrisEleven reviews
Briar Moss has many traits that make women like him; he is funny, charming, attractive, and kind... Unfortunately, there are also ten reasons why he is still single.
Will of the Empress - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Shadows by lionesseyes13 reviews
After Alex's death, Gary reflects on Alex's descent into darkness and how their friendship failed.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Gareth the Younger - Complete
Paranoid Android by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
TBL contest. For Kitsune Heart's competition. A song fic to Paranoid Android by Radiohead. Holly Short is finally coming to grips to what Atlantis Complex is doing to Artemis, but how can she be sure when he does something like this?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Sparring by Shrrgnien reviews
...They became so accustomed to quarreling and making it up again that they got married so as to keep on doing it more conveniently.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Aravis, Shasta/Cor - Complete
Second Nature by lazyartisan reviews
Destiny is a funny thing-Zuko's season 2 story arc takes a radical turn after he is captured at the North Pole. One event can change so much- and so little. Plotbending, character exploration and a grittier more realistic portrayal of the Avatar World.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,552 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Zuko
Hands by hippie-girl 31 reviews
One-shot set between 2x12 and 2x13. Djaq thinks about hands...and the men she's known.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Djaq - Complete
Winter Born by Min Daae reviews
Not any kind of fluffy. "But Haleth was proud, and unwilling to be guided or ruled..."
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Birthday by Elfpen reviews
Halt has a few surprises in store for Will on his birthday. The problem? It’s not Will’s birthday. Or… Is it? Oneshot. Read and Review, please.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Best Way To Kill A Sue by Eavis reviews
Something is coming through the woods, and Legolas is not taking any chances.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
[Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Justice by lionesseyes13 reviews
My take on what Roald's and Shinko's first kiss might have been like.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Shinkokami, Roald - Complete
What's in a name by kaktusic reviews
The herd is followed by a pack of sabertooth tigers. Diego tries to negotiate with the pack's tracker. Rated T for some coarse language, some violence stuff and mention of things like reproductive cycles of felines. No graphics.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Diego - Complete
Two Birds by write4cupcakes reviews
The Toph/Zuko fieldtrip that never happened, and the fate of Zuko's mother.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by polyxenax reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Just Human by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex Rider is a legend at Brooklands, and everyone knows that legends aren't really real, right? After all, it's just Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Camaraderie by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
Rhett Butler and Sara Crewe find unexpected grounds for conversation. Written for the Gone with the Wind Sunny, Funny Ficathon - prompt from Spottedhorse!
Crossover - A Little Princess & Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
Darling by Dark Puck reviews
During the Occupation of Ba Sing Se, the Dai Li discover that one of their treasures has been stolen and abused. Dai Li-centric, OCs. Semi-prequel to "Pay the Price of Command"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
First Time by Lady Bluejay reviews
Will Elladan and Elrohir decide to help out a lady? A very short story. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Elrohir, Eomer - Complete
The Squire by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Alanna was Tusaine's Lady Knight, instead of Tortall's? What if her mother hadn't died but her father had? This was inspired by sarcastic rabbit's character switch drabbles.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alanna, Alex - Complete
Sentinel by Sylvanius reviews
One-Shot. Just a day with Daine and Numair going to the market together. More a friendship fic than anything. R&R please.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Past by Treanz-Alyce reviews
Lerant remembers his aunt Delia. Written for Goldenlake prompt 2, 'hauntings'. -DRABBLE-
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Flowers by Treanz-Alyce reviews
A young Wyldon gets a lesson in courtship. Written for a request on Goldenlake. -DRABBLE-
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Wyldon - Complete
The Law of Attraction by freya kurenai reviews
ToKo. For Bel. // But she was short. And he was tall. So the first kiss was, admittedly, a bit awkward at the beginning.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Sunrose by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
All about Sarugani of Temaida. Winner in the Knighthood of Ficship Oneshots Competition, 2009!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Dove, Sarai - Complete
She's Leaving Us by A necessary change of scean reviews
“You don’t have to say it, Haruhi,” he began softly, not taking his eyes off the speeding scenery. “It isn’t important to me to hear how and why I would be an unacceptable husband for you.” Based on Anime, TXH...maybe.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Someday by Iellix reviews
Will Scarlett is hopelessly in love with the woman he sees every day on the train; Djaq is mad for the shy young man she sits and talks with to and from work. And both are convinced the other will never feel the same way. Modern AU, Will/Djaq fluff.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,680 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Djaq, Will S. - Complete
The Unholy Trinity by selmak reviews
Non DH compliant. OTP era with a focus on Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape during the Era of that Evil Cat Woman Dolores Umbridge. MF, FF, MM implied. And absolutely 100,000,000,000 not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,170 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Truly Madly Deeply by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Legolas in love. Humor. You have been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Transformation by eleroo02 reviews
A series of vignettes showing the transformation of Saffiya to Djaq.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Djaq
Coffee and Snowflakes by Agent Firefly reviews
The host club takes a day off to enjoy the snow. Haruhi spends a restful moment with two of the club's quieter members.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Erestor and Estel by Pentangle-linnon reviews
A series of short stories, each chapter one complete ficlet, starring grumpy ol' Erestor and darling little Estel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,795 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Erestor
Bit of a Holiday by Only Sometimes reviews
“So, after SEVEN YEARS you decide to waltz back in, a bit drunk, at two in the morning! You’re legally dead, being missing for seven years!” “Legally, not literally, c’mon now, let’s focus on the positive..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Explanations by Magna Parva reviews
-ONESHOT- From one cousin to another. K/N
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Nealan, Domitan - Complete
The Ravenclaw Three by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
Oneshot. They are Michael, Terry, and Anthony. They are as different as night and day, but they come to love each other all the same. This is how they meet, drink, laugh, and fight together as friends and brothers. 20 drabbles about 3 boys over 7 years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Michael C., Terry B. - Complete
Be Dazzled: A Supernatural Twilight Crossover by iSparkle616 reviews
It was supposed to be a normal hunt for the Winchesters. Too bad they ended up in Forks, Washington.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,862 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Dean W., Edward - Complete
Jousting by Strapless reviews
An unusual acquaintance from the Riders teaches Keladry of Mindelan a thing or two about playing at soldiers, literally and figuratively. A birthday fic for Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Lessons in Thin Air by Lisse reviews
What Zuko learns at the Western Air Temple, whether he wants to or not. Spoilers through 313.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Zuko - Complete
A Different Kind Of Love by Infallible.Mirage reviews
Only the best of friendships can hope to survive a romance and it’s aftermath. Theirs deepened. A/J - Dove Spring Exchange.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Traditions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
They say that if a wedding goes badly, the marriage will be a happy one. If that’s true, then Aang and Katara will have the happiest marriage of all time. Kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Aang, Katara - Complete
As You Wish by dutchrub reviews
Oneshot. Whether her dad had planned this mischief or not, Haruhi is forced to recognize some striking parallels a certain host has to "The Princess Bride." MorixHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2008 - [Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M.] - Complete
Of Snowballs and Changes by StarLight9 reviews
Fourth Age. Legolas feels that his mortal friends have changed too much, and he is the only one who had stayed the same. But there is something he fails to realize. Teitho First Place Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Rising Phoenix by HyacinthMacaw reviews
Zuko tries to fit into 'The Gaang'. Meanwhile, his arrival means Aang starts firebending lessons, Katara takes up stalking, and Appa stays slobbery. Rebirth never comes without struggle. Slightly AU with 313, ship neutral. Likely last ch, 'Spirit', up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,212 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Refinement of a Different Kind by Rosa Cotton reviews
Despising one another can be invigorating, desirable, even surprising.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2007 - [Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb] - Complete
Lies by Tuna Salad Sonnet reviews
[Post Day of Black Sun] Toph is convinced Zuko needs a hug. Good thing he's a much worse lier than his sister. [Drabbly oneshot. TophAangZuko friendship.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Like Hosts to Haruhi by Manufactured Guidelines reviews
Kyouya struggles to find the proper analogy. [no pairings]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
One of the Boys by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
One-Shot. Set at the end of First Test. The boys discuss Kel when they think she will have to leave.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Quarter Time by Lady Silvamord reviews
Four steps in the relationship between Gary of Naxen and Lady Cythera. [complete, shameless fluff]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by Rosa Cotton reviews
Jill and Edmund? Jill and Peter? ! Who would have thought... Certainly not Eustace!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - [Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole] - Complete
Leading Man by sarcastic rabbit reviews
Jon thinks he's a movie star. No, not really. It’s turning out to be another one of those days where it’s really, really good to be him.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Mode-rn Bride by Qoheleth reviews
Well, where did you think Elastigirl got her wedding dress from?
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Edna Mode, Elastigirl - Complete
Sacrifice by Sailor Sol reviews
Sacrifice means choosing the more difficult path, no matter how lonely it might be. Not your typical post series Susanfic, I hope. One shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Prelude to A Promise by k4writer02 reviews
Selected scenes from Kalasin and Kaddar’s courtship, wedding day, wedding night, and the day after. KalasinKaddar, or Kallydar Part 1 of a trilogy
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Tortall - Complete
The Choices of Spirits by Dawn Felagund reviews
What if Caranthir and Haleth had fallen in love? An AU romance that looks at the strength of love and the ability to overcome fate. Rated for sexuality and some violence.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Absence by Evergreene reviews
Just a meeting of two friends after a long separation. Winner of the August Teitho Contest: Proverbs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Tricksy Potato Elveses by sylc reviews
Glorfindel has potatoes on the brain, much to the despair of his music student, Lindir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Troubles Melt Like Lemon Drops by Francienyc reviews
“If anyone would find a way to come home early, it would be Peter. Still, a watched pot never boils, they say. Perhaps I can tempt you out to the cinema? Edmund says to Lucy. They go out together on a sleety night in London. Sibling bonding
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Glorfindel's Begetting Day by Nilmandra reviews
Gywnhyffar asked for the young twins doing something special for Glorfindel's begetting day. Farce, fluff and fun follow. But Glorfindel swears its all true. Happy Birthday, Gwyn!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
The Thief, the Mercenary, and the Jewel by dreamer9981 reviews
He pulled her out of a river. She captured his heart. Together, with the help of the Dominion Jewel, they saved an entire city from destruction.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Tortall - Complete
A Good Idea by Evergreene reviews
In the city of Minas Tirith, Legolas commits a most grievious betrayal. Second place winner in Teitho Contest 'First Sentence.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Understanding by Luki Dimension reviews
Diego has a little trouble recovering from his injuries while migrating. And his stomach isn't helping.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Diego - Complete
To Save A Friend From Drowning by Sarah-K1 reviews
Legolas and Aragorn have a great many things in common, and drowning is about to be one of them. NOT SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Out of Darkness by English Toffee reviews
A look at what would have happened after the Battle of Pelennor Fields if Tolkien had followed his original intentions concerning Aragorn and Eowyn. AU. Edited for spelling.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
Beginning by Pentangle-linnon reviews
A double drabble. Glorfindel and Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
Pulling a Weasley by LilithBoadicea reviews
Hufflepuff strikes back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Needs by Kitty Ryan reviews
After thirteen years, Alianne would be hovering around 30. She married and had children very, very young.An examination of mother, husband, and baby, and how sometimes love can't quite be enough. AlyXNawat, Trickster's Queen spoilers.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
An Unusual Setting for a Heart to Heart by Sarah-K1 reviews
Legolas finds trouble, and Aragorn finds Legolas. (Rating for tense situations; NO SLASH)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas
From the Horse's Mouth by Fantasizing-Lady-Knight reviews
Stupid two-leggers--the blue-eyed two-leg stallion makes my freckled, brown-furred mare servant act weird...yes, I am a horse. Were you wondering?Peachblossom's view on KelDom fluff...how will our peachy hero handle it?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2004
A Drift of Azaleas by FernWithy reviews
When Sirius returns to Number 12, Grimmauld Place for the first time since he left it, he comes face to face with the mistress of the house. PG-13 for some creepiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Sirius B.
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Got Milk? by Elf Eye reviews
An elfling 'Anomen' story in "The Nameless One" series.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Legolas
Thranduil: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin reviews
Thinking of purchasing a THRANDUIL for help around the home? Here's all you need to know to keep your woodelf serviced and servicable.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Chaos in the Kitchen by Erestor reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Just A Little Girl by Chirugal reviews
Kel has yet another run in with Joren...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
The Making of a Ringbearer I: Adrift by Henna Gamgee reviews
COMPLETE. PreLOTR. A look at Frodo's life at Brandy Hall after the death of his parents, and the events leading up to his adoption by Bilbo. NO SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,316 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 50 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
Judging Distances by Lady Jaida reviews
In which Jonathan and George spar, and more is revealed than normally is, in a knife fight.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2002
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
A Time of Confidences by Quatre-sama reviews
Neal and Kel deal with their waning friendship after "Squire." Kel/Neal friendly, but Kel/Cleon oriented.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
To be Hufflepuff by Ciircee reviews
The First Year Hufflepuffs learn what it really means to be sorted into Hufflepuff House. Borrows from Arabella's 'Before the Beginning'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2002
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The Page Years reviews
Second part of the Tirragenverse, a For Want of a Nail AU in which Alex of Tirragen, does not become a traitor. Spanning his years as a page, from a year of hellish bullying, to the moment when he and his year mates are made squires. Rated for bullying, rudeness on the parts of various characters. Starring Alex, Myles, Raoul, Gary II, Jon, Francis and later on, Alanna.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Jonathan IV, Alex, Sir Myles, OC
Catharsis reviews
Gimli and Legolas are terrifying at certain times. Poor Aragorn's not quite sure why he's along for the ride. Fem!Gimli and Fem!Legolas, male!Aragorn. Three Hunters friendship. Bookverse, post-War. Warnings for violent humour.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Aiyah! reviews
AU. Legolas and Gimli friendship. Rule 63 Gimli. Implied Gimli/OC. Legolas tries to win over Gimli's firstborn. It's a little painful.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6 - Legolas, Gimli
His Father's Son reviews
Also posted on A03. The Elvenking is renowned for being jealous of what he loves. The apple didn't fall too far from the tree. Or: why Legolas defends Gimli in front of the Riders of Rohan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26 - Legolas, Gimli, Eomer, Thranduil - Complete
Long Under the Tree reviews
Summary: Legolas belongs to the stars and the forest, the trees and the moon. Thranduil and Galeniel (Legolas' mother) require an explanation. Or: asexual, aromantic Legolas Greenleaf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC - Complete
Nexus, or reviews
Seven Friends Steve Rogers Makes When He Wakes Up. How the Avengers became Friends, from Cap's perspective. Platonic goodness. Slight pre-ShieldShock (Starcy) if you squint. Which I do, as it happens. Also bittersweet Steggy feels, but Peggy has no Alzheimer's because my feels cannot deal with that.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
What Are Friends For? reviews
Sketches of the friendship between Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff. Because there is not enough platonic Romanogers. Rated for some swearing (because Steve is in the army, and knows how to swear, Joss Whedon.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/5 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.
The Maid and Her Marshall reviews
When scholarly Dinah O'Connor of Oxford is told by her father that they are going to live at Camelot, her interest is piqued but then her heart sinks as she remembers the female population. Among all these Court Ladies, how is a scholar to survive? Bedivere/OC
Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 7/18/2012
Pride reviews
In which Jane calls St John out for his pride, the man beneath the mask surfaces, and marriage and theology are debated fiercely. When St John dismisses Rosamond, Jane challenges him.
Jane Eyre - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Jane E., St. John R., Rosamond O. - Complete
The World's a Stage
AU. In which a Player becomes a Puppy; a Knight in Sour Armour finds his armour and hopes reforged; and in which, For Want of a Nail, Alex of Tirragen does not become a traitor. You know you're a Player when, so as to keep yourself calm, you're telling the Daughter of the Temple folktales between contractions. OC-centric prequel.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Alex, OC - Complete
The Female of the Species reviews
Drabbles about the girls of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and occasionally, the Legend of Korra. The main cast, minor characters, unnamed characters and OFCs are all fair game. Little is sacred. 1: Fire Nation Councilwoman. 2: Toph Beifong
Crossover - Legend of Korra & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013
Kyniska and the Quest of Riddles
Demigods lead tumultuous lives, and Dotti Wright's is starting to become more complicated, especially when a giant blue woman asks her to lop off her head and then let her return the favour 'sometime' later. As if just being an eleven-year old demigod with pronounced ADHD wasn't hard enough! Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Athena
The Sage, His Dingo and the RedCloaks reviews
Today is not Milo Sage's day. So far, he's been chased by cops, nearly seduced by an empousa, rescued a warlock, witnessed an execution, encountered the arrogant aristocrat to end all arrogant aristocrats and been separated from his twin. And that's just the beginning. Spans Series 1, mentions of past HP-PJO crossover, warnings for coarse language and somewhat psycho characters.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Athena, Merlin
A Jillaroo and A Sue reviews
Two Aussies land in Elphabian Middle-Earth and proceed to wreak havoc with a few tropes, Mary-Sue! and Realistic! alike. Serious, humorous, parodic, dramatic. Enjoy. Mild swearing. 3rd chapter up: Cadpig, Heel!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Elrohir, Elphaba T. - Complete
A Demigod Duo in Dumbledore's Court
Demigods have always managed to get themselves into seriously weird situations, and they don't need monsters to do it either. Dotti Wright and Milo Sage are no exception to this rule. The story's exactly what it says on the tin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - N. Tonks, Athena - Complete
A Friendly Duet reviews
It is the wedding reception of Aravis and Cor. One-shot, fluffy, and Flanders and Swann. Rated for some very, very mild innuendo in one line. Please take a moment to read and review.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Aravis, Shasta/Cor - Complete