Captain Clueless the First
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Joined 05-19-10, id: 2369429, Profile Updated: 11-30-13
Author has written 9 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Legend of Korra, Wicked, Merlin, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Stand easy! I'm Captain Clueless, or Captain Clueless the First. You can thank my friend Sophie for the name. Much as I would like to say I'm a six-hundred silver-haired elf, or just a seriously cool person, I'm a teenaged, green-eyed, brownish-haired girl. I like Redwall, Ranger's Apprentice, Artemis Fowl, Good Omens, The Wicked Years, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Discworld, LOTR and the Hobbit and Welkin Weasels and a whole lot of others. I hate Twilight, 50 Shades and Eragon.

Why I deleted the Official Fanfiction University of Maximum Ride: Guys, look, I'm sorry. When I started the story, I'd no idea of how much the series had gone away from the original. I'm sorry to defend the various Suethors and bad writers in the fandom, of which there are many, but I will say this: You can't expect people to write good fanfiction when the source material has become – well, crappy, in my humble opinion. And Maximum Ride went crappy after Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. Maximum Ride has spiralled so far out of my comprehension there's no way I can write a decent Official Fanfiction University. Sorry, guys, but there it is.

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Favourite Elf Fetish Quotes

“The security of the state depends on it, Arwen. Disrobe her, Legolas.” - Orophin, Elf Fetish

“I'm the funnest person in the history of fun!” Elrohir, Elf Fetish

“It's not prejudice when it's true.” Erestor, Elf Fetish

“I think my Nana broke Master Erestor.” Lindir, Elf Fetish

“I'm an ass because you keep on asking me why I'm an ass and questioning my motivation to get drunk and oh, hell, just shut up and get me another drink, please.” Erestor, Elf Fetish.

“Well, it just so happens that I am a history expert. Actually, I am an accountant and the co-owner of a Bed and Breakfast. But I do know my history. I never lose at Trivial Pursuit.” Erestor, Elf Fetish

“You, me and Elrond … just like old times … 'cept you weren't there.” Gil-galad, Elf Fetish.

“Damnable free samples.” Elladan, Elf Fetish.

“... Bollocks is Quenya?” Rumil, Elf Fetish.

“I am modern. I have a short hairdo. Just like in those magazines.” Finrod, Elf Fettish.

“Elves from Lorien tend not to slap the hands of Elves they don't know, except when they thumb-wrestle.” Orophin, Elf Fetish.

“That's Mister Erestor to you. I'm married.” Erestor, Elf Fetish.

Other Quotes

“For your unfailing love is as high as the heavens; your fidelity reaches the clouds.” Psalm 57:10, Bible

“Gondor needs no plot!” The One Called Demetra

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization page.

Stop racism: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

96% of teenage girls obsess over Twilight. Put this in your signature or profile if you're one of the 4% who like stories where the vampires are actually portrayed as monsters, and not as pretty people with fangs. If you also happen to like blatant mockery of Twilight, check out The One Called Demetra's stuff. Also, check out the four fics by RisingTwilight: Insert Fail Symbolism Here (Twilight), Taylor Lautner Shirtless (obviously, New Moon), Three Too Many, or Three(some) (Eclipse) and the series finale, The Fourth Wall. It won't make complete sense, but come on, people: it's based off Twilight, after all.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy kicking the crap out of your locker on a bad day, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are so many copy and pastes that I like, but my profile is really obnoxious with all of them. And I'm not here to preach or rant. This is where the writing is, and that is that. *bows*

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Harold and Morgan: Not A Romance by rthstewart reviews
A romantic comedy of tree pollen, snark, biology and high finance featuring the Just King and an Evil Banker. Chapter 25, In The Counting House, in which a great conspiracy is unmasked and true love is declared amidst tree bark, feathers, and animal hair. In honour of 2 Hearts Day celebrated as only the Hound and the Crow could manage.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,738 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edmund Pevensie
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7775 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
There She Stands by ncfan reviews
Kanna knows her duty, to her tribe, to her family. But she also knows herself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Kanna/Gran Gran, Pakku, Yugoda - Complete
In Another's Eyes by Kitsune Heart reviews
Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Grub K., Vinyáya - Complete
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11731 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Cages by Loopy777 reviews
Written for Toko Week's "AU" prompt. When Xin Fu purchases a new fighter for his underground fighting ring, how will this affect Toph's orderly dual-life?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Zuko, Toph, Xin Fu - Complete
Sleeping Close by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Hakoda witnesses an unusual phenomenon. The gaang has a sleepover and Sokka manages to reforge bonds between the four nations while he's unconscious.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sokka, Hakoda, Gaang - Complete
Shadow of the Dragon King by Lunatique reviews
In the months before Zuko's exile, he and Azula are locked in a battle of wills for the soul of a nation. Lives are caught in the crossfire, and the Fire Nation will be changed forever. An in-depth look behind Zuko's exile, sequel to "The Alternative."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 159,810 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Last Hoorah by Quillified
They aren't gonna make it out of this one. ((Part 5 of Quilly's February OTP Extravaganza. AU in which Toph and Sokka live long enough to face Equalist mecha tanks. For ThePhoebster))
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Coming Back To Life by Jana Girl123 reviews
AU. Sometimes the only way to grow is to be cut down.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Korra - Complete
My Gold by railise reviews
Arthur can't quite let something go. Set during 4x13, when he's under Merlin's spell.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Anticlimactic Non Imprintment of Embry Call by Guns and Drums reviews
"I'd accepted the fact that I was going to imprint just like my other brothers had. I'd been pretty much been waiting for it. Then one day, Sam goes and blows my mind: I might not imprint. So, I have to find a girlfriend all by myself? This sucks…" This is the piece that will attempt to combat many of the major issues I have with Twilight. Nothing is sacred. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,226 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Embry - Complete
His Scars by Unravelling reviews
Zuko teaches his grandson about the intricate significance of a man's scars. Companion/prequel piece to 'Story of My Life'.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2012 - General Iroh - Complete
Enigma by TamariChan
She doesn't understand, and that's the worst thing about it. Delia/Alex, Delia/Roger.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Alex, Delia] Roger Conte - Complete
The Willemina and all its Properties by the punchline reviews
"You're a liar," said Sirius with a smirk, his eyes alight with the revelation. "That kiss did redirect the Nereus Ville! You fancy me, don't you?" Staring shamefully down at her hands, Charlie grumbled, "Only sometimes."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,194 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Some with Traps by Caelta reviews
In the life of Aurora Auriga Sinistra, things were never easy. For example: falling in love was a lot like tripping on the first step to the astronomy tower and plummeting down all 161 of the rest only to land, conveniently, face-first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,855 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - A. Sinistra, Severus S. - Complete
A Freedom Fighters' Christmas by KTEW reviews
What, did you expect it to be normal? It's twenty-something hyperactive kids living in the same house. Modern AU, Smellerbee-, Toph-, and OC-centric
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Smellerbee, Toph - Complete
Never Did Run Smooth by KrisEleven reviews
A collection of one-shots from my submissions to Goldenlake's SMACKDOWN. "The courses of true love never did run smooth" - William Shakespeare. Their relationship from Niva and Isas to Rosethorn and Crane, through friendship, rivalry, and a lasting love.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Just Then, Dramatic Music Began to Play by literaryAsterix reviews
As you may've guessed from the title, this story is going to be...odd. Will contain much Sapphire/Faro. Disclaimer: I do not own anything FROM the books.
Ingo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sapphire T., Faro
The Incredible Bouncing Knight by Ultra-Geek reviews
Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Leon, Merlin - Complete
First Impressions by Peradan reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's genders are switched. He's Miss Darcy, heiress of Pemberley, while she's the Bennets' only son and heir.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,892 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Under Cover by rthstewart reviews
For months and years, however they were counted, on a flat world or a round one, Jill Pole was always by his side and had his back. Written for the 2010 Narnia Fic Exchange.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,507 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Saga of the Wolf: Wolfheart, Wolflight, Wolfsong by RK9 reviews
A female joins the Fellowship on their journey. The thing is, she's not exactly human...She's not a 10th member of the Fellowship, don't worry. Not a Mary-Sue either. Working on next chapter, poem added to chap 48.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 170,762 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008
Over the Golden Sea by LuxAmbrose reviews
Eomer is prepared to rule and rebuild Rohan. In the process he will rebuild his own life, finding a love that surpasses his reckoning. Lothiriel was ready to fall in love with her prince charming. Eomer didn't fit the mold, but was a perfect fit anyway.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,097 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Eomer, Lothíriel
Ojos Grises by Soundwave 0107 reviews
They say grey eyes are the defining characteristic of an Airbender. Regardless, there were four times Azula saw the light in them- And one time she didn't. Slight Tyzula, Rated T for such. Read and Review, and I hope you enjoy
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
House Hufflepuff by 55anon reviews
The pecking order, depending on whom you ask, will invariably follow one of three permutations. -A defense of House Hufflepuff-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Ereinion by Gaia caecilia reviews
High King Ereinion Gil-galad gets dropped into earth, in the early 21st century and on the University of Kent campus in Canturbury, fairly late in the second age. This is the tale of the young lady he bumps into upon arrival. complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,909 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Paranoid Android by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
TBL contest. For Kitsune Heart's competition. A song fic to Paranoid Android by Radiohead. Holly Short is finally coming to grips to what Atlantis Complex is doing to Artemis, but how can she be sure when he does something like this?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Happily Never After by prone2dementia reviews
Future fic. No pairings. Mr. Harris, the beloved science teacher, has nothing to hide. However, it seems that the bloodied, battered, but handsome blond stranger on Mr. Harris's sofa does.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Sparring by Shrrgnien reviews
...They became so accustomed to quarreling and making it up again that they got married so as to keep on doing it more conveniently.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Aravis, Shasta/Cor - Complete
Ten and Two by prone2dementia reviews
On a school trip, Alex and Tom are caught in a three-way car chase through downtown Miami. The FBI and Brookland would both like some answers, but - much to their shock - it will be the CIA that provides them. Oneshot, for Talionyzero.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Hands by hippie-girl 31 reviews
One-shot set between 2x12 and 2x13. Djaq thinks about hands...and the men she's known.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Djaq - Complete
Birthday by Elfpen reviews
Halt has a few surprises in store for Will on his birthday. The problem? It’s not Will’s birthday. Or… Is it? Oneshot. Read and Review, please.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Ranger Apprentice's Hyper Moments by The Flame in All of Us reviews
What would happen if the Ranger Apprentice's characters went hyper?Read to find out!Please R and R. THE HALT CHAPTER IS UP!READ TO FIND OUT HOW HALT'S GONNA BE EMBARRASSED!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Two Birds by write4cupcakes reviews
The Toph/Zuko fieldtrip that never happened, and the fate of Zuko's mother.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Taste the Rainbow by prone2dementia reviews
No pairings. To avoid recognition from K-Unit, Alex acts flamboyantly gay. Tom not-so-reluctantly plays along, but things don't go as planned.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
A Small World by prone2dementia reviews
Wolf owes his sister a favor. Fox owes Wolf a favor. Alex owes Fox a favor. And, somehow, Alex ends up spying on Wolf's sister's daughter's boyfriend – who happens to be Tom. Confused yet? Oneshot with sequel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Just Human by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex Rider is a legend at Brooklands, and everyone knows that legends aren't really real, right? After all, it's just Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
Badger Pride by snarkysweetness reviews
Hannah’s patronus takes on a new form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Hannah A. - Complete
The Law of Attraction by freya kurenai reviews
ToKo. For Bel. // But she was short. And he was tall. So the first kiss was, admittedly, a bit awkward at the beginning.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Transformation by eleroo02 reviews
A series of vignettes showing the transformation of Saffiya to Djaq.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Djaq
Erestor and Estel by Pentangle-linnon reviews
A series of short stories, each chapter one complete ficlet, starring grumpy ol' Erestor and darling little Estel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,795 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Erestor
Explanations by Magna Parva reviews
-ONESHOT- From one cousin to another. K/N
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Nealan, Domitan - Complete
Rising Phoenix by HyacinthMacaw reviews
Zuko tries to fit into 'The Gaang'. Meanwhile, his arrival means Aang starts firebending lessons, Katara takes up stalking, and Appa stays slobbery. Rebirth never comes without struggle. Slightly AU with 313, ship neutral. Likely last ch, 'Spirit', up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,212 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Refinement of a Different Kind by Rosa Cotton reviews
Despising one another can be invigorating, desirable, even surprising.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2007 - [Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb] - Complete
One of the Boys by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
One-Shot. Set at the end of First Test. The boys discuss Kel when they think she will have to leave.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Gossip by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
Maybe they were drunk. But after all, the Riders' Midwinter party was used to unusual sights although it didn't stop them gossipping.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Tortall - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by Rosa Cotton reviews
Jill and Edmund? Jill and Peter? ! Who would have thought... Certainly not Eustace!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - [Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole] - Complete
Sacrifice by Sailor Sol reviews
Sacrifice means choosing the more difficult path, no matter how lonely it might be. Not your typical post series Susanfic, I hope. One shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Tricksy Potato Elveses by sylc reviews
Glorfindel has potatoes on the brain, much to the despair of his music student, Lindir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Troubles Melt Like Lemon Drops by Francienyc reviews
“If anyone would find a way to come home early, it would be Peter. Still, a watched pot never boils, they say. Perhaps I can tempt you out to the cinema? Edmund says to Lucy. They go out together on a sleety night in London. Sibling bonding
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Glorfindel's Begetting Day by Nilmandra reviews
Gywnhyffar asked for the young twins doing something special for Glorfindel's begetting day. Farce, fluff and fun follow. But Glorfindel swears its all true. Happy Birthday, Gwyn!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
From the Horse's Mouth by Fantasizing-Lady-Knight reviews
Stupid two-leggers--the blue-eyed two-leg stallion makes my freckled, brown-furred mare servant act weird...yes, I am a horse. Were you wondering?Peachblossom's view on KelDom fluff...how will our peachy hero handle it?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2004
Chaos in the Kitchen by Erestor reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Just A Little Girl by Chirugal reviews
Kel has yet another run in with Joren...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
A Time of Confidences by Quatre-sama reviews
Neal and Kel deal with their waning friendship after "Squire." Kel/Neal friendly, but Kel/Cleon oriented.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Keladry, Nealan - Complete
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The Female of the Species reviews
Drabbles about the girls of Avatar: The Last Airbender, and occasionally, the Legend of Korra. The main cast, minor characters, unnamed characters and OFCs are all fair game. Little is sacred. 1: Fire Nation Councilwoman. 2: Toph Beifong
Crossover - Legend of Korra & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013
Kyniska and the Quest of Riddles
Demigods lead tumultuous lives, and Dotti Wright's is starting to become more complicated, especially when a giant blue woman asks her to lop off her head and then let her return the favour 'sometime' later. As if just being an eleven-year old demigod with pronounced ADHD wasn't hard enough! Rated T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Athena
The Sage, His Dingo and the RedCloaks reviews
Today is not Milo Sage's day. So far, he's been chased by cops, nearly seduced by an empousa, rescued a warlock, witnessed an execution, encountered the arrogant aristocrat to end all arrogant aristocrats and been separated from his twin. And that's just the beginning. Spans Series 1, mentions of past HP-PJO crossover, warnings for coarse language and somewhat psycho characters.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Athena, Merlin
The Maid and Her Marshall reviews
When scholarly Dinah O'Connor of Oxford is told by her father that they are going to live at Camelot, her interest is piqued but then her heart sinks as she remembers the female population. Among all these Court Ladies, how is a scholar to survive?
Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
A Jillaroo and A Sue reviews
Two Aussies land in Elphabian Middle-Earth...and proceed to wreak havoc with every known trope, Mary-Sue! and Realistic! alike. Partially serious, partially humorous, partially dramatic, and naturally, partially parody. Enjoy. Mild swearing. 3rd chapter up: Cadpig, Heel!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Elrohir, Elphaba T.
A Demigod Duo in Dumbledore's Court
Demigods have always managed to get themselves into seriously weird situations, and they don't need monsters to do it either. Dotti Wright and Milo Sage are no exception to this rule. The story's exactly what it says on the tin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - N. Tonks, Athena - Complete
Glor, 'Stel and 'Stor reviews
This story features Estel and his two unofficially adopted uncles, Erestor and Glorfindel, or as Estel 'Stel calls them 'Stor and Glor. A series of vignettes. 'Stor will probably feature more than Glor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Aragorn, Erestor
Elphaba Lives! reviews
Nor's words "Elphaba Lives!" had more truth than anyone knew, for Elphaba Thropp never died. Instead, she went on a posthumous trip to Arda.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Wicked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,727 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Elrond, Elphaba T. - Complete
A Friendly Duet reviews
It is the wedding reception of Aravis and Cor. One-shot, fluffy, and Flanders and Swann. Rated for some very, very mild innuendo in one line. Please take a moment to read and review.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Aravis, Shasta/Cor - Complete