Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Legend of Korra, Wicked, Merlin, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
Stand easy! I'm Captain Clueless, or Captain Clueless the First. You can thank my friend Sophie for the name. Much as I would like to say I'm a six-hundred silver-haired elf, or just a seriously cool person, I'm a teenaged, green-eyed, brownish-haired girl. I like Redwall, Ranger's Apprentice, Artemis Fowl, Good Omens, The Wicked Years, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Discworld, LOTR and the Hobbit and Welkin Weasels and a whole lot of others. I hate Twilight, 50 Shades and Eragon.
Why I deleted the Official Fanfiction University of Maximum Ride: Guys, look, I'm sorry. When I started the story, I'd no idea of how much the series had gone away from the original. I'm sorry to defend the various Suethors and bad writers in the fandom, of which there are many, but I will say this: You can't expect people to write good fanfiction when the source material has become – well, crappy, in my humble opinion. And Maximum Ride went crappy after Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports. Maximum Ride has spiralled so far out of my comprehension there's no way I can write a decent Official Fanfiction University. Sorry, guys, but there it is.
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Favourite Elf Fetish Quotes
“The security of the state depends on it, Arwen. Disrobe her, Legolas.” - Orophin, Elf Fetish
“I'm the funnest person in the history of fun!” Elrohir, Elf Fetish
“It's not prejudice when it's true.” Erestor, Elf Fetish
“I think my Nana broke Master Erestor.” Lindir, Elf Fetish
“I'm an ass because you keep on asking me why I'm an ass and questioning my motivation to get drunk and oh, hell, just shut up and get me another drink, please.” Erestor, Elf Fetish.
“Well, it just so happens that I am a history expert. Actually, I am an accountant and the co-owner of a Bed and Breakfast. But I do know my history. I never lose at Trivial Pursuit.” Erestor, Elf Fetish
“You, me and Elrond … just like old times … 'cept you weren't there.” Gil-galad, Elf Fetish.
“Damnable free samples.” Elladan, Elf Fetish.
“... Bollocks is Quenya?” Rumil, Elf Fetish.
“I am modern. I have a short hairdo. Just like in those magazines.” Finrod, Elf Fettish.
“Elves from Lorien tend not to slap the hands of Elves they don't know, except when they thumb-wrestle.” Orophin, Elf Fetish.
“That's Mister Erestor to you. I'm married.” Erestor, Elf Fetish.
“For your unfailing love is as high as the heavens; your fidelity reaches the clouds.” Psalm 57:10, Bible
“Gondor needs no plot!” The One Called Demetra
If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization page.
Stop racism: A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
96% of teenage girls obsess over Twilight. Put this in your signature or profile if you're one of the 4% who like stories where the vampires are actually portrayed as monsters, and not as pretty people with fangs. If you also happen to like blatant mockery of Twilight, check out The One Called Demetra's stuff. Also, check out the four fics by RisingTwilight: Insert Fail Symbolism Here (Twilight), Taylor Lautner Shirtless (obviously, New Moon), Three Too Many, or Three(some) (Eclipse) and the series finale, The Fourth Wall. It won't make complete sense, but come on, people: it's based off Twilight, after all.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy kicking the crap out of your locker on a bad day, copy and paste this into your profile.
There are so many copy and pastes that I like, but my profile is really obnoxious with all of them. And I'm not here to preach or rant. This is where the writing is, and that is that. *bows*